Ok, ok here it is. By the way this isn't part of it.
Yesterday afternoon, Henry Egghead Went to tHE park. oNe thing lead to another an he Was soon talkIng to a fairLy hot girL and her inCredibly hot firend. hAving a somewhat egg-shaped head, henRy dEcided that the best way to impress these girLs was to Eventually releAse SevEral small dogs like chihuahuas which aRe Of course renowned for their irritating qualities such as Massively reatardEd Tails and a tOtal disregard for sleepers At three o'cLock in the morning. He Was of course wARned noT to do this but he Would nOt be denied. The dogs were released but no one knows whether he survived or not. Do you?