I would like to apologise to everyone here for the way I have acted. Without a doubt, I have been selfish and acted entirely outside of my bounds. Over the past year or so I have really come to like the lot of you. Understandably, I would very much like it if this could continue. Likely, I have put you all off and I apologise. Deeply.
Perhaps is I made more of an effort with EF, you all might retain a higher opinion of me. Likely those opinions would continue their downward spiral. Actually, chances are they already have. You are are reading this are probably wondering if there is a message hidden in this and you are completely right. Perfectly in fact. I get to kill two birds with one stone this way.
In fact, I sort of feel like killing something. Forget that, no I don't. If I did feel like it though, I already have the bastard picked out. Could be so very easy. Over all though, I'm not that violent, this is has just become mindless drivel really.
Umbrellas are an interesting invention, aren't they? Lift one into the air, and safe you'll stay, out of the dripping rain. Dripping rain! Just you wait until I tell you about the goddamn rain around here! Under cover's not too bad but still... Sometimes it really annoys the hell out of me. To get wet is something I do not appreciate.
Godforsaken rain is not the most pressing of my concerns however. Eventually I will die and I don't know if I'm ready for it. To be honest, I came close about a week ago now and it's changed me. Truthfully, I am not the same man. Hell itself wouldn't change me, I used to think. Even now, thinking back on it I wonder just how much it did change me. Damned if I'll do it again. Almost certainly the stupidest thing I've ever done. My life was in peril. Needlessly.
Education is another thing that pisses me off. Did you know that my university still hasn't gotten my student ID to me yet? Truthfully, unbelievable.
Honestly though, this whole message is generally crap. I just needed something to hide the message in. Nothing here is a lie though. God knows that I may have exaggerated a little in places but really, nothing is a lie.
Don't worry though my friends. Only I know what the message is. "What is it" you ask? "No idea!" shout others. Luckily I'll leave you with a clue. Or maybe I won't. Admittedly it is pretty easy to work out. Dead easy.
Eventually you'll have the answer. Don't drop dead, but look at the start and not the end.
