Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Peter.

Oxfoot Stone or Selfgrown Stile?

[comrade_general]

The Stile one.

Canada or Mexico?

[Jubal]

Canada

Scotland or Wales?

[comrade_general]

Kind of conflicted, but Scotland I think.

USSR or PROC?

[Jubal]

Cats or Polecats?

[comrade_general]

Cats.

Dogs or hot dogs?

[Jubal]

Right now, hot dogs, regular dogs would upset my beloved smol cat.

Axes or Poleaxes?

[Tusky]

For general usefulness: axes

Would you rather have the power to make anyone's hair flap about in amusing ways from any distance, or do a completely flawless impression of Morgan Freeman

[Jubal]

Hmm, the hair thing I think? I bet I could adapt it as a means of long distance communication.

Eriador or Rhovanion?

[Tusky]

I think Rhovanion had more going on.

You go a road trip that lasts for eternity. Would you rather have a brilliant sound track that never got old, but have nothing but nutritious, but nevertheless boiling and foul tasting tar dripping endlessly into your mouth to sustain you. Or have your favourite snacks and drinks but have to listen to "can you feel the force" by the real thing on repeat

[Jubal]

The latter I think, boiling tar sounds really horrible and there are (having gone and tracked "can you feel the force" down on YT) considerably worse songs out there. It would still drive me mad, of course, but even so, I think I'd last longer with that than with the tar.

Drawing or painting?

[comrade_general]

Paint.

Dirty Harry or Clean Bob?

[Tusky]

Dirty Harry

meghan markle or a ford megane

[Jubal]

Uh, kind of depends on the circumstances? If I get to own one, the ford, because slavery is wrong. If I'm inviting one round for tea, Meghan, because I don't have petrol in the cupboard for the car and I don't know what kind of biscuits cars like.

Rose lemonade or Dandelion & Burdock?

[Caradìlis]

Rose lemonade, my mum made that once and it was delicious. Rose jam is more exquisit though...

Gingerbread or Chestnuts?