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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2012, 07:23:40 PM »
Fortunately, Bob came back with a very huge urge to kill... everyone... anyone...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2012, 03:14:10 PM »
Unfortunately he had forgoten to bring his axe with him.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2012, 03:46:24 PM »
Fortunately, his hands are already disfigured and full of razor-sharp bone outgrowths, so the murders will continue.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2012, 05:32:15 AM »
Unfortunately, he's lost.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2012, 07:02:17 AM »
Fortunately, the police caught him and through him in jail.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »
Unfortunately, his lightning fast metabolism allows him to chew through iron bars at the rate of 1 kg per minute.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2012, 09:32:05 AM »
Unfortunately, the bar's bronze.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2012, 09:52:08 AM »
Fortunately, that makes it's digestion even faster.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2012, 10:31:16 AM »
Fortunately, the cell Bob is in is also imprisoned in another cell.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2012, 11:01:38 AM »
Unfortunately the other cell is unlocked...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2012, 05:13:06 AM »
Fortunately, there are guards...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2012, 09:37:51 PM »
Unfortunatlely they are scared so much to act!
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2012, 12:32:21 AM »
Fortunately, someone triggers and alarm.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2012, 02:00:48 AM »
Unfortunately, the alarm's broken.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2012, 10:15:41 AM »
Fortunately, a guard runs and alerts everyone.
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