Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Othko97]

Fortunately he is King of the Wibulnibs, adding legitimacy to the case.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately Wibulnubniblian law, in which he is well versed, only consists of the phrase "No Marcuses Allowed".

[Othko97]

Fortunately, this proves to be the pivot point of the case.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the case is a literal one, and it pivots in the wrong direction, giving Pentagathus concussion.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, Pentagathus recovers quickly because he has a very thick skull.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, his rage is great and terrible and he rushes off to find and slay the Slightly Pink Dragon of Webbington, who he believes is responsible for this calamity.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, the Slightly Pink Dragon of Webbington is already dead, saving the world from unneeded bloodshed. (Hehehe, that rhymes.)

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the people of Webbington are now involved in blood feuds over the Pink Dragon's hoard of bottle caps.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, Preston is keeping them busy with settlements that need saving, so they have no time to fight.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, ducks, ducks everywhere.

[Cuddly Khan]

Fortunately, the ducks start killing each other in a real life recreation of Duck Game.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, someone makes huge amounts of money filming this and streaming it on the web and then uses that money to launch a bid for world domination.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately this attempt is thwarted.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, it was thwarted mainly by someone blowing up the world.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately there's still enough of it left...