Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately (Read 87078 times)

Dimos · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:52:49 AM »

Unfortunately, Bob had already escaped, and now he's in the alley, next to the prison...

Jubal · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2012, 12:34:10 PM »

Fortunately, the alley has a sandwich shop.

Dimos · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2012, 12:45:18 PM »

Unfortunately Bob is allergic to chilly-stuffed sandwiches...

feet · « **Reply #33 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:55:13 AM »

Fortunately, the shop is on fire, turning the chilly sandwiches into ash.

Dimos · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2013, 03:53:16 PM »

Unfortunately, Bob is responsible for that fire...

Scarlet · « **Reply #35 on:** April 16, 2013, 09:32:15 PM »

Fortunately, he loves the bright orange flickery stuff.

Jubal · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:44:06 PM »

Unfortunately, fire kills. (Stop, drop, and roll, kids)

Scarlet · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2013, 10:27:57 AM »

Fortunately, he becomes one of the (many varieties of) undead.

Dimos · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2013, 06:41:15 PM »

Unfortunately, he can't see the sun he so much loved in his real life! (Because the sun would kill our undead Bobby)

Scarlet · « **Reply #39 on:** May 16, 2013, 04:13:21 PM »

Fortunately he had his own polly pocket fusion reactor.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:17:26 PM »

Unfortunately, it was in his pocket. Which burnt off with the rest of his clothes.

Pentagathus · « **Reply #41 on:** May 29, 2013, 05:47:32 PM »

Fortunately, unbob likes being naked even more than he likes the sun.

Gen_Glory · « **Reply #42 on:** May 29, 2013, 07:07:01 PM »

unfortunately he suffers from porphyria so his skin begins to blister horribly

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:16:29 AM »

Fortunately, his skin regenerates at the same rate as the blistering.

Scarlet · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:18:31 PM »

Unfortunately, this balanced equilibrium can easily be altered by the addition of other sources of electromagnetic radiation.

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