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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #210 on: October 02, 2018, 08:40:59 PM »
Unfortunately, they proved to not be very good food and the polar bears all got very bad stomach ache from eating them all...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #211 on: October 12, 2018, 10:35:27 AM »
Fortunately a generous arctic pharmacist was on hand to provide them with his newest invention: Polar bear Rennie tablets
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #212 on: October 17, 2018, 09:36:57 PM »
Unfortunately, they were pharmacists, so this life-saving drug was sold to the polar bears at exorbitant prices and the fish market collapsed...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #213 on: October 17, 2018, 09:49:01 PM »
Fortunately, the fish market collapsing led to a fish stocks recovery, so the polar bears could go back to eating fish again.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #214 on: October 18, 2018, 03:25:30 PM »
Unfortunately, such a one sided diet is bad for your health...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #215 on: October 18, 2018, 08:50:38 PM »
Fortunately, you are not a polar bear.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #216 on: October 22, 2018, 08:23:09 AM »
Unfortunately, I am not a polar bear... :'(
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #217 on: October 22, 2018, 09:13:51 PM »
Fortunately, we think you're great even without being in the form of three hundred kilos of fur-covered hunting power :)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #218 on: October 24, 2018, 12:00:00 PM »
Unfortunately, I don't have a comback to that...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #219 on: October 24, 2018, 02:13:38 PM »
Fortunately you think of something to say at the last moment. A scientist who happened to be recording the utterance is moved to shed a single tear, and share the video with some friends. It's so powerful that rapidly spreads. The same day it gets broadcast worldwide on television and radio.
People stop what they are doing to listen to the broadcast, and everyone is changed for the better. People that were enemies become friends. World leaders unite on the issue of climate change and work together to fix the problems. People destined for a life of crime change their ways for good, and animal cruelty becomes a thing of the past.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #220 on: October 24, 2018, 02:31:47 PM »
Unfortunately, SUDDENLY WASPS. WASPS EVERYWHERE. GIANT WASPS, SMALL WASPS, ALL THE WASPS. EVERYWHERE. NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE WASPS.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #221 on: October 27, 2018, 05:48:25 AM »
Fortunately, as it turns out, I am the Queen of Wasps...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #222 on: October 27, 2018, 12:21:04 PM »
Unfortunately, the wasps have discovered revolutionary communism.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #223 on: October 28, 2018, 06:48:54 AM »
Fortunately the wasps leave the job of setting up their communist revolution to a rather stupid wasp called Clive. He misunderstands what he is supposed to be doing so instead sets up a hippy commune. It turns out the wasps rather like it though, so they all sit around playing bongos with other insects, eat funny brownies and say "far out" at things.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #224 on: October 28, 2018, 11:21:22 AM »
Unfortunately, nobody remembered to legalise weed so now the wasps are all criminals in the eyes of the law.
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