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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #255 on: January 14, 2019, 04:10:07 PM »
Fortunately whilst Mr Martin and the titmouse are squabbling and attempting to outwit eachother, a group of otters playing in a stream enthralls the fire nation with their cuteness. In an attempt to get close to the otters the fire nation becomes.... extinguished

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #256 on: January 14, 2019, 04:19:42 PM »
Unfortunately, we are now under the rule of the otters.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #257 on: January 14, 2019, 09:05:17 PM »
Fortunately, otters are very benevolent - and fluffy - rulers...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #258 on: January 14, 2019, 09:24:03 PM »
Unfortunately, we're about to run out of fish...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #259 on: January 15, 2019, 07:02:52 AM »
Fortunately the otters are not as stupid as humans are about climate change and take countermeasures, repopulating the seas and rivers with the respective resident species...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #260 on: January 17, 2019, 04:49:19 PM »
Unfortunately, the fish, thriving and plentiful as they are, are starting to get ideas...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #261 on: January 17, 2019, 04:53:12 PM »
Fortunately, their ideas are mostly in the fields of abstract philosophy and modern art, so nobody really notices.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #262 on: January 17, 2019, 10:53:05 PM »
Unfortunately one of them subsequently came up with Fish-Freudianism...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #263 on: January 17, 2019, 11:03:08 PM »
Fortunately, fish-Freud never wrote its work down because the paper got wet.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #264 on: January 18, 2019, 08:27:32 AM »
Unfortunately, he told some of the land creatures and they were all fans of his stupid ideas... Now all animal students have to study the Fishdipal complex, as if it's anything other than scarab food...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #265 on: January 18, 2019, 12:30:25 PM »
Fortunately, the study of psychology and related fields was banned by the Otter Emperor for being boring.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #266 on: January 18, 2019, 03:30:32 PM »
Unfortunately, severe, crippling depression now runs rampant among man and otter alike...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #267 on: January 18, 2019, 05:01:36 PM »
Fortunately, meh, who cares, the world is an uncaring void anyway
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #268 on: January 20, 2019, 11:36:34 PM »
Unfortunately, the world is an uncaring void and everyone's busy squabbling, while our planet is dying and our future is lost...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #269 on: January 21, 2019, 09:14:13 AM »
Fortunately things that are lost, can be found. Like when you misplace your phone for a bit - but you can give it a ring from another phone and hey presto: found.

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