Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately (Read 87109 times)

Jubal · « **Reply #150 on:** December 04, 2014, 08:08:22 PM »

Unfortunately, it's totally swamped by bad pornography.

Othko97 · « **Reply #151 on:** December 12, 2014, 10:38:15 PM »

Fortunately there is plenty of cider to drown your sorrows!

Jubal · « **Reply #152 on:** December 18, 2014, 02:11:53 PM »

Unfortunately, it's really armadilloty cider.

Othko97 · « **Reply #153 on:** December 18, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »

Fortunately it still drowns your sorrows.

Jubal · « **Reply #154 on:** December 18, 2014, 03:16:38 PM »

Unfortunately, one of my sorrows survives and takes me to court for endangering its life recklessly.

Othko97 · « **Reply #155 on:** December 18, 2014, 03:18:59 PM »

Fortunately you win the case.

Jubal · « **Reply #156 on:** December 19, 2014, 08:21:58 PM »

Unfortunately the legal fees plunge me into crippling debt.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #157 on:** December 22, 2014, 08:29:03 AM »

Fortunately you start selling armadilloty cider to get back onto your feet.

Jubal · « **Reply #158 on:** December 22, 2014, 10:03:32 AM »

Unfortunately I thereby end up ruling a shady 1930s style alcohol smuggling outfit and generally being a hard-boiled criminal type.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #159 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:57:28 AM »

Fortunately because of it, you become very rich.

Jubal · « **Reply #160 on:** January 03, 2015, 12:31:56 PM »

Unfortunately, Othko steals all my money.

Gmd · « **Reply #161 on:** January 08, 2015, 06:21:04 PM »

Fortunately you feel morally better without your illegally gained money and give your alcohol smuggling operation over to me.

Jubal · « **Reply #162 on:** January 31, 2015, 11:54:06 PM »

Unfortunately, the alcohol smuggling operation was under investigation just when I left it so GMD ends up taking all the blame.

Othko97 · « **Reply #163 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:40:41 PM »

Fortunately GMD hires the best lawyer in the city to protect him.

Jubal · « **Reply #164 on:** January 24, 2016, 04:25:04 PM »

Unfortunately, the lawyer in question is Pentagathus.

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