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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2014, 05:54:02 AM »
So we're looking at small, furry, female batman....

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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2014, 06:41:35 PM »
Lol :P
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2014, 08:05:34 AM »
I have two stories on the way, the Leathe 'Batgirl,' and the story of a highly intelligent, ruthless Dunscarth explorer.

In addition to more of the Lost Journals. ;)

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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2014, 05:18:54 PM »
Okay, I have here the first entry of Banlaoch de an Oiche, or Hero of the Night. It's a bit dark, and takes inspiration from Rob's suggestions regarding a Leathe Batman analogue. This bit's mainly focussed on why she is the way she is. Hope you guys like it.





COMPLETED!
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2014, 03:20:00 AM »
Epic :)

Prediction is that she'll give up her life of crime to learn krav maga and go all ninja.
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2014, 05:03:56 AM »
Thanks. :D

As to your prediction, maybe... You'll just have to wait and see... :P

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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2014, 04:17:48 PM »
Just letting everyone know that I've completed the Lost Journals, or at least they are at a point at which I am happy to call them done. I may revisit them later perhaps, but for now they're done. I would put them up, but I'm not on the computer at the moment and so will have to do that tomorrow.

I intend to finish off Banlaoch de an Oiche at some stage soon and also begin another piece. Hopefully that will all be done by the end of this weekend. Fingers crossed. :P
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2014, 06:18:49 AM »
Okay, the remainder of the Lost Journals are up. Let us know what you think. :)

The rest of Banlaoch de an Oiche is on its way now.

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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2014, 10:49:50 AM »
Good readings, nice one pg ;D
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2014, 11:37:54 AM »
Thanks mate. ;)
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2014, 05:43:59 PM »
Okay, Part 2 of Banloach de an Oiche is up. It's a fair bit longer than the first one, having gotten my hands on Batman Begins and having it running while writing so I can get some more facts on the subject I'm emulating/parodying/molesting.

I don't actually know much about Batman you see. I've not actually seen any of the new trilogy of films in their entirety, though I am looking forward to Anne Hathaway in tight leather. :P
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2014, 08:10:37 PM »
She is well worth watching ;)

Ghotaiche has the protector it needs :P
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2014, 05:06:00 PM »
Well, I'm not far off being finished. I dare say that it will be a four part piece with part 3 almost done. Hopefully it won't be too far off and then I can get started on the next piece. Sorry it's taking so long. :P
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2014, 04:53:48 PM »
Part 3's up. It felt longer to write than it is. Only one more part to Dorcha's story, or at least only one more part that I intend to write about. ;)
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Re: Norbayne Short Stories
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2016, 06:05:19 PM »
The Sad Tale of Lyriana Morcante


I've had the idea for this one floating around in my head for ages. Nigh on a year by now I think, but I've not managed to get very far with it.


Let's see how it goes.


Spoiler: Chapter 1 (click to show/hide)


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Definitely going to have four parts.


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