And another one! This is Tolkien filk (and will probably appear in Anor), and was composed in about 20 minutes and written down on a paper plate.
The tune is
Little Fuzzy Animals by Frank Hayes:
Tricksy Little Hobbitses (Gollum’s Other Song)
I hid underneath the Mountain, I was looking for some peace
But since I started living here my problems just increased
There are Orcs and there are Goblins and as if that’s not enough
There are tricksy little Hobbitses who steal your stuff
Tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses who steal your stuff
I was happy with the Precious sitting down here in the dark
With no creatures there to stare at me while making rude remarks
But there’s still one problem down here and it really bothers me
It’s those tricksy little Hobbitses you just can’t see.
Tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses you just can’t see
There are mushrooms and there’s fungus and cave fishes by the score
And big crayfish (or small lobsters?), you could hardly ask for more
But there’s one thing I’ve found down here that I’d really like to eat
It’s those tricksy little Hobbitses who lie and cheat
Tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses who lie and cheat
You don’t know what’s in its pocketses, you just don’t have a clue
And it sits there looking satisfied at having beaten you
Since I went and strangled Deagol, the most annoying thing
Is the tricksy little Hobbitses who stole my Ring
Tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses, tricksy little Hobbitses who stole my Ring!