Author Topic: > ADONIBAL: Give up hope  (Read 1403 times)

Jubal

  • Megadux
    Executive Officer
  • Posts: 35495
  • Karma: 140
  • Awards Awarded for oustanding services to Exilian!
    • View Profile
    • Awards
> ADONIBAL: Give up hope
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:14:56 AM »
You give up HOPE of ever seeing land. This would lead to a prolonged and tragic end to this story, but fortunately you and your entire crew are shortly thereafter obliterated by an UNEXPECTED DRONE STRIKE, the reason for which turns out after a full investigation to be that the MILITARY (whose military remains unclear) are incapable of distinguishing between their TARGETING COMPUTERS and POKEMON GO. This fact is little comfort to you, however, as you are no longer of this mortal coil.

Would you like to play again?

~THE END~
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...