You prevaricate, and your ship is dashed on the rocks; it sinks with all hands on board. As well it should do after that excruciating and shameful pun.
Satisfied that he has done his bit for the world of COMEDY, the ancient sea god POSEIDON returns to the watery deep and spends the rest of the day playing on his XBOX. Why Poseidon has an XBOX is a great mystery, though some have theorised that it's because ZEUS stole his 3DS. Either way, you're headed down the river to HADES or wherever else dead people go - which is out of the story in any case.
Would you like to
play again?
~THE END~
