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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #900 on: July 19, 2016, 05:08:20 PM »
All businesses are nationalised under communism.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #901 on: July 19, 2016, 05:26:24 PM »
It inevitably collapses.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #902 on: July 19, 2016, 05:44:05 PM »
I start the second banana republic of the hill!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #903 on: July 20, 2016, 02:00:08 PM »
I invade and eat the bananas.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #904 on: July 20, 2016, 02:41:21 PM »
This angers the native ape population and they take over the hill under my leadership.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #905 on: July 20, 2016, 03:06:46 PM »
I win the apes over with cuddles and happiness.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #906 on: July 29, 2016, 12:32:19 AM »
You cuddles and happiness fall in the face of depression and sadness. All of the apes become extremely sad and wander off.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #907 on: July 29, 2016, 12:52:36 AM »
I invest in mental health funding and healthy living. My resulting happy super-apes return with a vengeance.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #908 on: July 29, 2016, 01:27:41 AM »
The apes take a detour, getting stuck in traffic.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #909 on: July 29, 2016, 11:32:12 AM »
My eagles attack instead.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #910 on: July 29, 2016, 08:31:47 PM »
I become a traffic director and the hill is assaulted by road gang apes in hotted up cars!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #911 on: July 29, 2016, 11:58:07 PM »
I cry until they all pity me and give me the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #912 on: July 30, 2016, 03:33:17 AM »
You tears wash them all off the hill, leaving it open for me to take.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #913 on: August 06, 2016, 12:42:16 PM »
I travel back in my TARDIS and copy the original hill from just before page 1 of this thread, then clone it as of now, so unlike your much reconstructed hill I have the true original one.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #914 on: August 06, 2016, 01:31:32 PM »
I burrow under the hill and use the moles to form an underground empire, over throwing your leadership!

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