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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #900 on: December 18, 2014, 03:23:27 PM »
You get so good at concentrating you can make 40 boxes of juice per hour with just your mind.

I wish I was worse at procrastinating.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #901 on: December 19, 2014, 08:19:38 PM »
You get really awful at procrastinating, but no better at working, you just work incredibly slowly and die of boredom.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #902 on: December 22, 2014, 08:02:12 AM »
You are blinded.

I wish for YASSS.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #903 on: December 22, 2014, 09:54:55 AM »
You get Yasss. Yasss turns out to be the name of an elderly donkey who takes a dump on your floor three times a day and can't be put outside because of new animal safety legislation.

I wish glyptodons were not extinct.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #904 on: December 30, 2014, 05:09:11 AM »
They become alive once more, but eat up the Internet, leaving the Internet extinct.

I wish Thylacines weren't extinct.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #905 on: January 03, 2015, 12:30:01 PM »
They return but become super intelligent and evil and eat you.

I wish for inspiration.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #906 on: January 08, 2015, 06:49:51 PM »
You become inspired! You are inspired to start a business making shoes for millipedes, what a great idea much more profitable than silly humans with 2 legs. The profit margin is incredible you can sell over 200+ pairs per millipede with a huge market all to yourself supplying shoes to over 12 thousand species. You settle on a reasonable price for your shoes, but surveys of target audience say that only millipedes of ages 1-2 years will buy your shoes. Sadly millipedes of that age have far less legs and you struggle to make the sales you need for your business to survive, crumbling into insanely you are found several years later by your millipede brethren in a mental asylum surrounded by your loyal guardian's of shoe wearing millipedes. You think this may be your salvation as the millipedes have come to you to beg to restart your business in the shoemaking business, they are willing to help you in the production phase. You teach them all you know in the ancient art of millipede shoemanship, but sadly realising they can now self produce their own shoes for no cost they kill you slowly. Your screams are heard across the land damning your mind for how stupid you were to trust the millipedes with your inspired ideas.

I wish for weapons that can be used by millipedes.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #907 on: January 16, 2015, 12:00:24 AM »
They kill you with them.

I wish for fruit.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #908 on: January 16, 2015, 01:07:51 PM »
You get the following, for ever...
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I wish for this place to blow up while I'm not here.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #909 on: January 16, 2015, 09:54:11 PM »
It blows up, in the sense that we have a huge party filled with balloons and you miss out!

I wish I could sleep as much as I want, whenever I want.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #910 on: January 31, 2015, 11:53:20 PM »
You can sleep as much as you want, but you have nightmares right through it.

I wish I could get food without going to the shops.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #911 on: September 08, 2015, 10:21:13 AM »
You already can, you can order it online. Your wish is wasted.

I wish I had got a higher grade in Physics. :P
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #912 on: September 08, 2015, 10:29:52 AM »
You get a grade of 200% in physics, and are subsequently jailed for corruption. :P

I wish I hadn't just been sitting on my foot.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #913 on: September 08, 2015, 10:42:32 AM »
Your foot disappears retroactively. Good luck finding it.

I wish I was ready for university.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #914 on: September 08, 2015, 10:44:16 AM »
You are suddenly ready for university. It turns out you were in fact already ready for university and didn't know it, so nothing happens of use whatsoever.

I wish I was ready for university. :P
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