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Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => Exilian: Choose Your Own Adventure => Mafias and RPGs => Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! => General Chatter - The Boozer => Beesnot Lumpwagon Threads => Topic started by: Jubal on July 30, 2017, 11:41:31 PM
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You see the dumpling, feel the dumpling, and ascend ever closer to TRUE DUMPLINGHOOD. You feel the very nature of the DUMPLING enter your SOUL as untold magical powers shift your very FORM AND MIND into that of a DUMPLING. Truly, this is one of the greatest MAGICAL FEATS achieved in many, many millenia!
On the other hand, you are now even more USELESS than before, as dumplings are non-sentient and kind of blobby and incapable of HEROISM or being a PROTAGONIST.
As such, we're going to have to say farewell to you now and leave you as a DUMPLING-SHAPED BLOB on the floor. Your miraculous powers may have been a feat of untold power, but they've also rendered you sufficiently incapacitated that this is GAME OVER.
(Did you know you were in a game? It doesn't matter now either way!)
That was frankly absurd.
Would you like to play again (http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=3275.0)?
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