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Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: lordryan756 on January 31, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
Post a suit of armor or a weapon, and the next person to pst has to find another screenshot of a weapon/armor to beat that item. I'll start.


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Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: lordryan756 on February 01, 2010, 10:53:36 PM
I guess i'll beat myself...


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bonus to shield  :knight:
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Jubal on February 02, 2010, 10:16:27 PM
(http://uwstopia.nl/files/2006/08/the-bow.jpg)

Can't move faster than an arrow, though...
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: lordryan756 on February 02, 2010, 11:31:09 PM
Nothing can beat SUPER-UBER CASTLE!!!

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 :DarkstarOnly:
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Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2010, 03:04:11 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Trebuchet.jpg)

I can! Pick me!
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: lordryan756 on February 12, 2010, 04:07:33 PM
i pwn the WOODEN trebuchat...


Fire!!! (http://www.fishing4fun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/33_15_15-fire-flame-texture_web.jpg)
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Post by: Jubal on February 12, 2010, 05:10:20 PM
(http://www.stephenhicks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/trireme.jpg)

I'll just sail away; you can't burn the sea after all.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 12, 2010, 08:16:37 PM
Quote from: "Jubal"
I'll just sail away; you can't burn the sea after all.
errm ... You can actually ... In the siege of Constantinople defenders used greek fire which set the sea on fire ... That's how they blocked enemy navy from entering the city
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Post by: Jubal on February 12, 2010, 09:11:31 PM
Ah, but then it's not the sea that's on fire, it's the greek fire itself as it reacts with the water. I may lose the battle, but I win the chemistry competition. :P
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Post by: comrade_general on March 07, 2010, 03:26:38 AM
time for bloody pirates!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wkuDWd34zOs/Sb3h09T05YI/AAAAAAAAAIw/2QTpWH7-LoA/s400/portugaling_lego_pirate_ship.gif)
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Post by: Jacos on March 28, 2010, 02:36:43 PM
Is it too late to call in my deathstar?
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: lordryan756 on April 06, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
*Shoots Jaco's DeathStar with my X-WING!!!*
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 15, 2010, 09:04:21 PM
The force is strong with this one...

(http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp290/auxandrew/stardestroyer.jpg)

but not strong enough to defeat my star destroyer!
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Post by: Silver Wolf on November 15, 2010, 09:28:32 PM
tactical cube class 4

Resistance is futile !

(http://members.multimania.nl/sovereign001frontier/hpbimg/borgcubetact.jpg)
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Post by: comrade_general on November 15, 2010, 11:41:26 PM
enter Mr. Data...

http://www.youtube.com/v/YWIpdqCCDYo
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 14, 2011, 06:09:41 AM
I win.  Marneus Calgar cannot die according to GW.  

"He are cool guy.  He sucker punchez Avatar of Khaine.  He can ripz Thunderhawkz apart with hiz bare handz."  Quoted from Codex: Ultramarines.

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Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 23, 2011, 03:25:36 PM
(http://1d4chan.org/images/6/6b/1271198871887.jpg)

The resulting hatred from fans puts GW out if business rendering Calgar null and void.

Can you ever defeat hatred?
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 24, 2011, 02:34:38 AM
Damn thats a good one.  There's not much I can do against that.
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Post by: debux on January 24, 2011, 06:31:38 AM
Chuck Norris?

Game Over  :P
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 24, 2011, 07:14:43 AM
Aah got it, Chuck Norris in Power Armour. ;)
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Post by: Silver Wolf on January 24, 2011, 09:44:39 AM
Pulse gun.
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Post by: Marcus on January 24, 2011, 11:26:37 AM
Gordon Freeman.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 24, 2011, 12:26:43 PM
Gordon Ramsey, with a machete, a roll of duct tape and badly baked sponge cake.
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Post by: Hopit on January 24, 2011, 03:36:49 PM
50. cal sniper
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Post by: Captain Carthage on January 24, 2011, 04:55:54 PM
Stick on my elf-made cloak.

You never see me coming.  :ninja:
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Post by: debux on January 25, 2011, 12:35:28 AM
MW2 p***y heartbeat sensors :P
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Post by: Hopit on January 25, 2011, 03:28:01 PM
mw2 cold blood perk
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Post by: Captain Carthage on January 25, 2011, 05:18:47 PM
I've never played an FPS!  B)

Also I smash your console in with a massive claymore.  :knight:  Dam it feels good to be Scottish.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Hopit on January 25, 2011, 06:30:45 PM
Quote from: "Nightangel"
I've never played an FPS!  B)

Also I smash your console in with a massive claymore.  :knight:  Dam it feels good to be Scottish.
Welsh Longbowmen
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 25, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
Oooh snap.  :P

10 English Longbowmen with laser scopes.  And Power Armour.  Cause I can.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: debux on January 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Optimus Prime. Covered in cold Nutella
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Post by: Hopit on January 26, 2011, 02:46:15 PM
computer virus
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Post by: Captain Carthage on January 26, 2011, 04:49:45 PM
Don't worry I'll just send Skynet to deal with it what's the worst that could happen?
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 26, 2011, 11:18:55 PM
Don't ask.  Just...no.  

Arnold Schwarznegger, a big gun and a hockey stick.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: debux on January 27, 2011, 01:25:39 AM
A horde of democrats (or whatever political party he is not alligned to  :D )
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 27, 2011, 03:06:45 AM
An AK-47.
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Post by: Hopit on January 27, 2011, 02:44:55 PM
m4
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Post by: Captain Carthage on January 27, 2011, 05:08:24 PM
Challenger Tank. Fear the power of the British Army.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 27, 2011, 05:21:46 PM
Rocket granade to blow up ze tank!!!
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 27, 2011, 05:35:18 PM
Challenger Tanks can take RPGs rather well.

But in the sprit of the game.

I call upon my inner Britishness to call down a scolding cascade of tea onto your head.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 27, 2011, 05:42:30 PM
I call upon my inner Britishness to let a British Bulldog take you down!
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 27, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
Oh no we've both been killed. The minister is summoned and there is a very solemn funeral.

Everyone who has posted so far must attend.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 27, 2011, 05:46:58 PM
Until a red doble decker bus passes through the funeral and kills everyone there (damn the great British Bus, not on time and in the wrong place!)
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Post by: Captain Carthage on January 27, 2011, 10:55:23 PM
Random necromance shows up and turns everyone into his vampire conceil.

Now let's build our dread keeps. :D
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 27, 2011, 11:52:17 PM
WTF happened here.  As an admin...  Screw it this is too funny.  :P

"Beat the armor/weapon"
There is a big problem when someone believes that Optimus Prime covered in cold nutella is armour/weaponry.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: debux on January 28, 2011, 03:28:37 AM
Well the cold Nutella was to counter the lazer scopes and the power armor of your longbow men. What else could I have done? Optimus Prime needed some help. I've already lost some good spoons due to cold Nutella.

Keeping the spirit of the game, a zombie with an anti-charm shield, driving a fire truck
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 28, 2011, 05:02:04 AM
Oh Jesus.  But ok then.  :D

2 zombies with two anti-everything shields, driving a fire truck.  With a wrecking ball attached.  And wearing flashing boots.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Hopit on January 28, 2011, 02:46:49 PM
shotgun
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Post by: Goldyrulz on January 28, 2011, 06:02:58 PM
2 shotguns
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Post by: Silver Wolf on January 28, 2011, 08:24:57 PM
Dragunov
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Post by: Goldyrulz on January 28, 2011, 09:03:02 PM
2 Dragunovs (theme coming here!)
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Post by: Hopit on January 29, 2011, 10:21:52 AM
navy seal with a knife!!!!!!!
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 29, 2011, 11:55:24 AM
A purple seal with a knife.  Yeah thats right, I purposely mistook a SEAl for a seal.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 29, 2011, 09:40:41 PM
Calling in hunters to preform the annual seal cull. (This actually happens in Canada.)
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Post by: Hopit on January 30, 2011, 12:12:23 AM
blood hounds
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 30, 2011, 04:31:52 AM
A mixed force of Irish Wolfhounds and Karelian Bear Dogs.  The later are bred to take down bears as the name implies.
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Post by: debux on January 30, 2011, 07:08:34 AM
Bill Gates with a monthly supply of spoons and spammiches
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Post by: Hopit on January 30, 2011, 10:55:34 AM
Linus Torvalds with only a days supply of spoons :P

and karelian bear dogs aren't bred for taking down bears, but to chase them out of their nests(?) or holes
(or the bears come chasing them from their holes)
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 30, 2011, 10:38:27 PM
You need a pretty kick ass dog to flush a bear out anyway.  

And anyway the book I have says taking down.  But I always thought it was a little far fetched.
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: debux on January 31, 2011, 03:26:46 AM
Aaaaaand, phoenixguard has forgotten to follow the game. Score is Debux-1, Phoenixguard-2.

I summon ze mightieth keyboard withouteth "enter" key *fancy medieval accent*
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 31, 2011, 04:57:14 AM
Wow.  Why does the fancy medieval accent sounds French? :D

Any way, commence with "Delete" key on your keyboard.
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Post by: Hopit on January 31, 2011, 02:45:00 PM
no one can beat LINUS!!!! MUAHAHAA
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 31, 2011, 11:49:59 PM
Wait isnt that a penguin?
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Post by: debux on February 01, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
no, it's from the peanuts show right? or however it was called.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 16, 2011, 10:11:47 AM
RPG-7!! BOOM!!!
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Post by: Captain Carthage on February 16, 2011, 06:20:35 PM
Laser Cannon!
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Post by: debux on February 16, 2011, 09:01:09 PM
Laser Absorber! (it's actually a sponge  :unsure: )
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 16, 2011, 11:58:43 PM
A small dog.  It will eat your sponge.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 05:56:13 AM
A dog hunter with a Hovering Tank equitped with a Laser Canon
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:02:47 AM
My Melta Puppy.  I'll post a pic in a second. :D

(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5451/img1071x.jpg)

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7277/img1074q.jpg)

I made him as a joke troop choice for a Sister of Battle Codex over on Warseer.  

EDIT* These are old pictures, I couldn't find the new ones.  I might take a photo of him later, I painted him and everything. :P
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:06:56 AM
A shoe to stop the puppy to pulp.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:13:53 AM
But its a Melta Puppy.  It melts your shoe.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:44:37 AM
But I have steel caps and steel soles so it deflects and melts your plastic puppy.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:46:50 AM
These things run up and shoot through tanks mate.  You need better than steel caps. ;)  :D

Lol no a pack of Melta Puppies.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:05:40 AM
The sun to melt the plastic. so your puppies die and never come back.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:13:04 AM
Until I make new ones? :D

Anyway, a very large bucket of icecream.  I'll put out your sun! :P
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:33:16 AM
LOL. I use plastic necromancers to bring back your puppies and they use their upgraded plasma guns to melt your ice-cream.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
Bah plasma guns always kill your own troops.  I remain resolutely unworried. Lol. :D

I'm still standing there throwing tubs of ice-cream at the sun, trying desperately to put it out.
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Post by: Captain Carthage on February 17, 2011, 06:13:19 PM
Stand aside Phoenix.

It is a little known fact that I am actually the bastard child of The Deceiver & Tzeentch, a love that could never be.

As the son of the star-eating god, I think I'm the most qualified here to get rid of stars. OM NOM NOM!
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 18, 2011, 02:48:00 AM
Hahahaha Lol indeed.  And now, in an attempt to stop the awesome power of C'tan/Chaos Demi-god I throw ice cream at you!
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Post by: debux on February 18, 2011, 03:56:50 AM
But,

I haz funny picture (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2005798949605151449_rs.jpg)

It renders your beings (and ice cream) invalid

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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2011, 07:40:42 AM
I through you both into my sun :) You are burnt to death
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Post by: Captain Carthage on February 18, 2011, 04:27:55 PM
FOOL!!!!!

By throwing me into the sun, you merely gave me a better opportunity to eat it.

That was delicious! Now when
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Post by: Hopit on February 18, 2011, 06:39:56 PM
so you're a nurgle follower eh?
Flamer
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 03:38:44 AM
Flamers are useless against my Flame-Proof-Shield-That-Ways-A-Tone.
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Post by: debux on February 19, 2011, 05:31:49 PM
But I use a shield-proof shield that renders yours useless
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 21, 2011, 06:19:59 AM
Err... OK. I use a rocket to blast yours to bits. YAY!! The rocket is victorious
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Post by: Captain Carthage on February 21, 2011, 04:23:25 PM
Fuel shortages drop your rockets from the sky.
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Post by: debux on February 21, 2011, 06:56:49 PM
Then I come up with mah internets that I won in the guessing game, stealin' yo internets
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2011, 05:58:52 AM
Than I use the System Tools Anti-virus virus on all you computers and take the details of everyone you know.
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Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 04:18:21 PM
But then I call for phoenixguard's mighty ban-hammer to smash up your PC
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 05:50:13 AM
Too late. Its already on lots of peoples computers. It was on my sisters comp yesterday.
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Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 06:37:24 PM
Pheonixguard's ban-hammer is big enough *dramatic pause* for TEH WORLD!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 05:43:40 AM
A power war hammer from warhammer 40k is better.
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Post by: Hopit on February 24, 2011, 08:52:18 PM
Bolter bolt form my holy bolter!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
Power fists smash you.
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Post by: Captain Carthage on February 25, 2011, 04:27:55 PM
Orbital Bombardment blows you up.
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Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 08:24:04 PM
I use the mighty soundwaves heard in Nightangel's only link within his avatar
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:54:08 PM
Bow and arrows are so fast they go strait though your sound waves.
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Post by: debux on February 26, 2011, 08:16:34 PM
But I use my big fat bottom to soak up the bows and arrows thrown at me (why would you shoot/throw me your bow? xD)
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Post by: Hopit on February 26, 2011, 11:46:06 PM
(http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/633642812635025368-exterminatus.jpg)
Title: Beat the armor/weapon
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 07:34:59 AM
The Quote of the The Mongolian Hatter - 'DOWN WITH THE BLOODY FURRY BUNNY!!'
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Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:49:30 AM
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/089/9/b/Dead_Bunny_by_RavrilAvren.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3377/3237721532_b2fe06589b.jpg)
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Post by: Captain Carthage on March 24, 2011, 06:54:05 PM
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 25, 2011, 06:10:26 AM
IT'S BACK!!
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Post by: Silver Wolf on April 02, 2011, 04:57:48 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/26/128984477065933197.jpg)
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Post by: Hopit on April 02, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/TheSiXXkILLERcORP/gecko45lol.jpg)
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2011, 07:03:36 AM
Awesome!!