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Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 07:35:23 AM
We have been fighting randomly on lots of different topics about how good or bad teh bunneh is. Lets make this a new forum game. Just say that I post how bad bunneh is (I am against bunneh) the next poster (Who is with bunneh) says somthing good aabout bunneh. eg.
Rebel: "If you join bunnehs side he will kill all of your family so you are purely devoted to him and only him."
Bunny Worshiper: "But bunneh will give you all the lollies you ever wish for"

EDIT: Oh. I forgot to add that you need to post your own good/bad thing after.
eg.
Bunny Worshiper:
"But bunneh will give you all the lollies you ever wish for"
Rebel:
"But the lollies are made with a poisonous substance"
"If you kill teh bunneh the world will reward you for taking down a very wanted criminal"

I'll start
If you join teh bunnehs side the only thing you'll be getting is a bowl full of moldy porridge.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 23, 2011, 08:24:39 AM
Yes to throw in the face of unbelievers.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
:(
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 11:39:31 AM
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Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on February 23, 2011, 03:42:33 PM
bunny rules over the weak minded

those who fight against the bunnny are clever and freespirited
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 06:46:26 PM
Yet skeptical, as they won't believe in the only true divinity, therefore becoming fools themselves.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 23, 2011, 11:18:30 PM
Becoming fools Debux?  No they are fools already.

Embrace the Bunneh!  REPENT!  AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on February 24, 2011, 12:11:50 AM
'saved' in what way will his evil plans for world domination be our salvation? Maybe we shall be his slaves or more favoured of his subjects but we will still be under his rule whereas if we opose him we can be free!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 07:03:03 AM
And the bunneh will kill anyone that says no to the bunneh. Even if it's a question like "Are you 56?".
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 24, 2011, 07:39:34 AM
The Bunneh will only kill the ignorance within you and even then, only if you say yes.  Say yes to the Bunneh!  Embrace his ignorance cleansing fluffiness!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 09:12:31 AM
The only good thing about the bunneh is that he is a 30 cm tall stuffed toy.

If you join the Resistance free chocolate is given out whenever.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 24, 2011, 12:57:18 PM
And how do you know that? He is 30cm tall, but he is a chocolate Bunneh, and his favourite time is Easter!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on February 24, 2011, 05:52:01 PM
So he's actualy a pawn of Christianity? He is not even a power in himself just a pupet for others to manipulate.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 03:05:36 AM
Actually, Christianity was built around Bunny. The founders we're sure that if they admitted praising a bunny, they would be used as clown in the Circus Maximus, fating them to a long, suffering life of making other people laugh at you.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 25, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
So therefore Jesus was created.  As a human face for Bunneh worshippers everywhere!  But we continue to praise the Bunneh in his true, unadulterated form!  All Hail Bunneh!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 12:17:13 PM
Quote from: "debux"
Actually, Christianity was built around Bunny. The founders we're sure that if they admitted praising a bunny, they would be used as clown in the Circus Maximus, fating them to a long, suffering life of making other people laugh at you.
Quote from: "phoenixguard09"
So therefore Jesus was created.  As a human face for Bunneh worshippers everywhere!  But we continue to praise the Bunneh in his true, unadulterated form!  All Hail Bunneh!
I'M CHRISTIAN!!! AAHHHH!! If there were any other Christians here they'll all go for the resistance.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 12:17:55 PM
The resistance will give all the weaponry you can imagine to have.

The only way for the bunnehs minions to win is to kill them selfs as sacrifices.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 25, 2011, 04:15:45 PM
Well I'm Christian but I'm also a Reformed Bunnyist, preaching the original aspects of Bunny as a bringer of happiness and joy, not all this hate.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:35:02 PM
But when his hate is unleashed... Well lets just say those couple Million people won't be too happy with him.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 12:15:46 AM
Many people will love the Bunneh as bringer of light and joy to the world.  Anyway, Christian, Bunnyist, they are all the same.  Which means that Mark is a Bunnyist.  Rejoice, my fluffy brothers, Mark has seen the light!
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 06:31:06 AM
NNOOOOO!! I WAS TALKING ABOUT RL!!

bunnehs tail is... err... he doesn't have one. I bit it off.

The residence gives $999999999999999999999999999999999999 to all new members for free.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 06:46:58 AM
Hmm, well if you wish to do that go ahead.  Meanwhile I will sit happily in light of the fact that Mark has finally renounced his ways.  Joined the Bunnyists he has.  Anyway of course Bunneh has a tail.  We glued it back on, because we ARE that nice.  If ever you lose a nose, finger or other assorted appendage, we shall glue it back on for no other reason than we are nice.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 07:27:50 AM
Thats not nice. You wouldn't be able to use it or feel things with it.

Anyone who attempts world domination is evil. Therefor bunneh is evil.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 11:43:47 PM
Wrong.  Would you say that Pooh Bear, that lovable piece of fluff and stuff, is evil?  No, and yet he attempted world domination.  And he almost got away with it too.  So don't be so quick to dish out judgement over who is evil and who killed who.  This is a happy occasion.  And I want the bride to look upon me as her own dad, in a very real, and legally binding sense.  

Yes I just rambled about part of the Holy Grail. Bite me.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 02, 2011, 05:44:04 AM
*bit bunneh* Oh. It looked like you... Rabid

Resistance is not evil. Its just against evil.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:16:50 PM
What an eccentric performance.
Title: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:41:13 AM
You
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 05:05:07 AM
Hehe no, me. :P

Anyway, by the silence of everyone on the subject I must conclude that in fact, the Bunnyists have succeeded.  :D
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2011, 10:40:08 AM
But what if there was a hare? What about hares?
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Goldyrulz on June 01, 2011, 12:17:13 PM
BUNNEH WILL ALWAYS RULE.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 01, 2011, 08:11:10 PM
Hares are too mainstream.

Bunny is bettah
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 11:54:23 PM
Everyone has hare.  It's on top of your head. :)

My fellow in Bunnyism is correct.  Bunneh is bettah.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 02, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
Beta is referential to the milk. Never tasted Bunneh flavoured milk before. :P

The resistance offers a free X-Box for each member and also a 2000% warranty whenever it breaks; expires in half an eternity.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Goldyrulz on June 02, 2011, 04:30:16 PM
As High Priest of teh Bunneh, I say he shall always rule Exilian, now and forever more.

Therefore, this thread is pointless unless you post about how great teh Bunneh is.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 03, 2011, 01:15:39 AM
The Bunneh is great!  ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 03, 2011, 02:37:17 AM
HAIL!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 03, 2011, 05:34:48 AM
Now for no real reason: HAIL THE BUNNEH AGAIN!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 03, 2011, 09:18:36 PM
HAIL x2!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2011, 01:31:18 AM
As High Priest of teh Bunneh, I say he shall always rule Exilian, now and forever more.

Therefore, this thread is pointless unless you post about how great teh Bunneh is.

As long as Teh Bunneh is still here in Exilian I'll always resist. LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 12:50:49 AM
Nup your rallying call failed.  It's been almost a week mate and there's been no answering warcry.  Face it, your cause is lost.

ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH FOR A THIRD TIME!!!  FOR HE HAS LED US TO VICTORY OVER THE UNBELIEVER!!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 02:40:40 AM
BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 04:20:14 AM
HAIL THE BUNNEH!  PRAISE HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE!

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

Ok I'm done.







No I'm not...


HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

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Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 04:45:39 AM
You've completely ruined this Topic. I hate you.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 11:31:30 AM
Haha you admit defeat. 



PRAISE THE BUNNEH!!!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 10, 2011, 03:55:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIeWjLC_SB0&feature=related
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
I SHALL FIGHT!! THE BUNNEH MUST GO DOWN!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 09:10:39 PM
...And shall rise after three days, ascend to the skies, where he alone shall decide the fate of man and all other living beings...
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Gen_Glory on June 10, 2011, 09:44:07 PM
but the pedo bear and it's worshippers are doomed due to their blasphemy
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 11, 2011, 02:04:15 AM
And teh Bunneh will be eaten by the Pedo Bear.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 11, 2011, 03:17:39 AM
Only for Pedo Bear to be converted as he realises the error of his ways. He becomes Non-Pedo Bear and will regurgitate the Bunneh, who of course was not harmed as he is invicible!

PRAISE TO THE BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 22, 2011, 07:31:26 AM
Teh Bunneh eats the 'cookie' (You) and you die. :P
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on June 22, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Bunneh does not eat his followers... yet I'm not sure sure what he does with pagans (like you!)
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
HAIL THE BUNNEH! FOR HE IS WISE IN HIS BUNNYNESS!

"And it is said, the Bunneh shall come down from the heavens, and He shall be mericiful to all those who ackowledge Him as their one true Lord. The unbelievers, such as the thrice-cursed, delusional Khan Mark of Tasmangolia, shall be immolated by His Fluffiness."

Chapter 6, Verses 22-24, The Bunneh Bible

SILENCE HERETIC, FOR YOU ARE SPOKEN OF IN OUR PROPHECIES! UNITE BUNNYISTS, WE WILL DRIVE BACK THESE FOUL CREATURES YET!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Duke Dev on July 09, 2011, 08:33:01 AM
WHAT??????
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 09, 2011, 08:33:36 AM
HERETIC!!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on July 26, 2011, 12:50:59 PM
So i think its time to revive this thread.

DOWN WITH THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: debux on July 26, 2011, 09:05:31 PM
BUNNEH 4 EVAAAH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 26, 2011, 09:15:28 PM
Dear God...
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on July 26, 2011, 10:07:15 PM
good you didn't say 'dear bunny'
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2011, 10:44:25 PM
Please turn volume to maximum, then click this: (http://www.timelesstins.com/Images/Layout/Menu-Icons/Square.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AOfbnGkuGc) Feel free to click it multiple times if you wish.  :)
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 05:47:05 AM
HAIL THE BUNNEH! FOR HE IS WISE IN HIS BUNNYNESS!

"And it is said, the Bunneh shall come down from the heavens, and He shall be merciful to all those who acknowledge Him as their one true Lord. The unbelievers, such as the thrice-cursed, delusional Khan Mark of Tasmangolia, shall be immolated by His Fluffiness."

Chapter 6, Verses 22-24, The Bunneh Bible

SILENCE HERETIC, FOR YOU ARE SPOKEN OF IN OUR PROPHECIES! UNITE BUNNYISTS, WE WILL DRIVE BACK THESE FOUL CREATURES YET!

The true heretic is you

Revelations:

22:18  I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, if anyone adds to them, may God add to him the plagues which are written in this book.

22:19  If anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, may God take away his part from the tree of life, and out of the holy city, which are written in this book.

And all this is truly written in the holy bible.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 05:01:18 AM
The. Bunneh. Bible.





Moving on...

Bunneh rules. :D
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on September 18, 2011, 12:20:47 PM
bunny sucks
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 02:09:56 PM
Bunneh rules!

HAIL THE BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on September 18, 2011, 03:41:37 PM
bunny sucks!

DOWN WITH THE BUNNY!!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 03:44:12 PM
Bunneh rules!

HAIL THE BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: comrade_general on September 18, 2011, 04:26:53 PM
(http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/images/easter_roadkill.JPG)
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 19, 2011, 05:02:42 AM
That picture details the sacrifice the Bunneh made for us. Three days after that photograph was taken, the Bunneh rose again, more powerful than ever before.

HAIL THE BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Doomchild on September 19, 2011, 04:16:39 PM
The bunny doesn't seem to have many original ideas, in fact id say that he is just a cheap imitation of the Christian faith a charlatan who has perverted the beliefs of another faith to lure the foolish into believing in a dangerous religion.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 19, 2011, 04:25:18 PM
As explained already, the Bunneh is in fact the God of the Christian religion. The Christian religion is Bunnyism. So your argument is nonsensical. :D
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: comrade_general on September 19, 2011, 10:20:17 PM
I saw a sign on the way home that said "Bunnys For Sale!"

So, in fact, these Bunnys (aka Bunnehs) are simply cheap commodities to be bought and sold.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 20, 2011, 12:58:29 AM
No, they are merely the saints of Bunnyism, made available for sale so that every household may have an object of cuddles and adoration.

ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH! FOR HE IS WISE IN HIS FLUFFINESS!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: comrade_general on September 20, 2011, 03:17:46 AM
Denial is a river in North Africa. ;D
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 20, 2011, 03:36:52 AM
And Heresy is the fallback of the hopeless!

Yes, I pulled that out o' my arse. :D

HAIL THE BUNNEH!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 20, 2011, 10:17:15 AM
Heresy grows from idleness!
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 20, 2011, 12:18:33 PM
Indeed it is!

As a follower of the Bunneh I am always active. I'll sleep when I'm dead damn it! :D
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 20, 2011, 07:00:39 PM
It is better to die for the Bunny, than live for yourself.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 20, 2011, 10:18:36 PM
Fear denies faith.
Title: Re: Bunneh Battlegrounds
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 22, 2011, 03:59:38 AM
"Walk softly, and carry faith in the Bunneh!"

I can continue, but I don't think I shall.

HAIL THE BUNNEH!