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Art, Writing, and Learning: The Clerisy Quarter => Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza => Topic started by: comrade_general on September 18, 2013, 02:49:57 PM

Title: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: comrade_general on September 18, 2013, 02:49:57 PM

Okay, since not all of us are Christian or other, I think we should come up with some viable alternatives that we can use on a daily basis and possibly spread throughout the known world. This is a serious discussion! :P

One alternative that Jubal came up with is "Oh my llama!" as opposed to "Oh my god!". Of course "god" here can mean any god, but still, llama is better. :)
It is also possible to use "Oh your god!" as used by Bender in Futurama.

OML!

I also like Spongebob's "Aw barnacles!" when something doesn't go right, as opposed to "Oh <bloody> hell!". "Fish paste!" is also a good one.

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2013, 03:36:04 PM

Burn in Muffin hell > Go to hell, for certain   :)

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: comrade_general on September 11, 2014, 01:59:48 PM

We need to keep working on this.

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 11, 2014, 02:02:46 PM

May you be touched by his noodely appendages > god bless you

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Jubal on September 11, 2014, 05:28:48 PM

Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: TTG4 on September 12, 2014, 06:48:35 PM

Quote from: Jubal on September 11, 2014, 05:28:48 PM

Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.

Or Belgium

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Glaurung on September 12, 2014, 09:07:49 PM

Quote from: Dripping D on September 11, 2014, 02:02:46 PM

May you be touched by his noodely appendages

That's from the Pastafarians, I think. I can't add links to posts at the moment, but I'm sure Google knows where to find them.

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 13, 2014, 07:10:57 AM

For Portugal's sake!

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 13, 2014, 08:17:24 AM

It's not a llama, it's a guanaco.

OMG still works that way.

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: comrade_general on September 13, 2014, 01:05:05 PM

LLAMA!!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/xhUCUya.jpg)

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: DeepComet5581 on October 08, 2014, 06:33:59 PM

By the Nine?

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Pentagathus on October 08, 2014, 06:51:05 PM

Oh my dog!

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Lady Grey on October 09, 2014, 12:31:10 PM

Oh sweet tea...

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Lady Grey on October 09, 2014, 12:31:44 PM

Substitute 'tea' with blend of tea...

Title: Re: Alternative Religious Phrases
Post by: Pentagathus on October 09, 2014, 07:02:20 PM

What else would it mean? Is this some strange euphemism I am horrendously ignorant of?