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Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Captain Carthage on April 06, 2011, 10:53:41 AM
What super villain would you be? It becomes nerdier every day does it not?  ;)

I would be a truly evil British Person. My intentions however would be most noble; the only way to ensure stability is, to take over the world.

I would be armed with my bowtie, my bowler hat, my monocle, my sword-cane and my wits.

I'm currently accepting applications for the Council of Doom.

EDIT- Hmm. I would apear I messed up the poll oh well.
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Post by: Silver Wolf on April 06, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Chaotic evil, of course ! Chaos-worshipping-and-smoking-crystal-meth-in-a-dumpster-behind-Mcdonalds type.

Oh, I forgot to mention...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ! SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THRONE !
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Post by: Jubal on April 06, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
CE is cliched, NE is boring. LE is thus the way to go.
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Post by: comrade_general on April 06, 2011, 10:32:22 PM
I like option 4 (apparently I'm not alone)  :ninja:
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Captain Carthage on April 07, 2011, 12:21:19 AM
The second I ballsed it up I knew people would pick the empty slots. :(
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Post by: Goldyrulz on April 07, 2011, 05:08:02 PM
Option 4 is pointless and boring....



...... which is why I chose Option 2  :ninja:
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Captain Carthage on April 07, 2011, 05:39:52 PM
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life...
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Post by: Goldyrulz on April 07, 2011, 07:08:46 PM
You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really, You love it really.
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Hopit on April 07, 2011, 07:16:03 PM
So, lets see, massive orgies of bloodshed, orgies in general, torture, cannibalism (perhaps), slavery, genocide and... Justin Bieber.
what am I :P
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Goldyrulz on April 07, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: "Hopit"Justin Bieber.
what am I :P
Ever so slightly gay..........


And you have a bad taste in music.
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Jubal on April 07, 2011, 09:29:38 PM
A lawful evil character would never associate with Justin Bieber.

Why? Well, we may be evil, but we're still civilised.  :P
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Post by: comrade_general on April 07, 2011, 09:47:01 PM
You're all just kidding yourselves. Option 4 is clearly supreme as the vote currently demonstrates.
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Hopit on April 08, 2011, 01:39:53 PM
Quote from: "Goldyrulz"
Quote from: "Hopit"Justin Bieber.
what am I :P
Ever so slightly gay..........


And you have a bad taste in music.
if my music taste is bad, then looking at your sig, your music taste is bad at the same time
and who said I liked him
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Goldyrulz on April 08, 2011, 05:06:05 PM
Its such a shame that I actually dont listen to music regularly enough to even have a taste for anything within it.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on April 20, 2011, 01:51:43 AM
Neutral Evil cause you get the best of both worlds.  No having to stick to an annoying broad range of activities for me.  If I want to act like an ass and take over the world to repopulate it with the risen dead under my complete and utter control, Nagash style, I can.  However if I feel that my ambitions at the time are better served by simply decapitating some random passer-by, sure I can do that too.  


And Neutral Evil looked lonely.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 26, 2011, 12:27:12 AM
I don't like evil. :(
Title: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 26, 2011, 12:27:23 AM
I don't like evil. :(
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Post by: debux on April 26, 2011, 11:49:58 PM
If you don't like Bunny, you must like evil
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 04:57:05 AM
Indeed. ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!
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Post by: Captain Carthage on June 01, 2011, 09:27:33 AM
Bringer of love he be!
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 11:43:52 PM
Exactly Night Angel. We are united! Orthodox and Reformed Bunnyists are one!
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Post by: debux on June 02, 2011, 03:48:09 AM
Beers all 'round!

Except for Mark, of course
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2011, 04:50:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! Poor Mark.  As a Bunnyist I feel compasion for all forms of life.  Even Tasmangolians.  ;)

Cheers fellas!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2011, 01:56:17 AM
Your mean. At least I don't have to share my money. I can get my own drinks. :(
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Post by: Death Nade on June 17, 2011, 02:32:45 PM
Ill have a beer with you mate, after all... We both defy the arrogant beast they named "the bunneh"
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Post by: debux on June 17, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Bunneh transforms your beers into piss

...and I just noticed this is the wrong thread
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Post by: Captain Carthage on June 18, 2011, 12:01:20 AM
Get out of the villain lair, unless you are here to plot with me!
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:44:47 AM
I am here to plot. But only if we are really plotting for the good of the world.

Our own nefarious means to an end which is good for everybody. We shall end their suffering my good man.

Because they'll be dead.
Title: Re: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 02:07:43 AM
It has been Bunny's will to it be so
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 08, 2011, 03:32:37 AM
Indeed it has fervent supporter of the Bunneh and possessor of a dancing cat.

HAIL THE BUNNEH!
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Post by: Captain Carthage on July 08, 2011, 03:40:12 PM
Excellent.

We currently based in the Tibetan mountains and are ready to expand into Brazil.

We need to figure out how our standard grunt will be equipped and what our plans for the world's super powers are.
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Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 09:38:28 PM
Bunny bibles for sure
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 09, 2011, 03:12:21 AM
World super powers? I push for the ability to instantly create Coke. Aside from that, I'm easy, go to town guys. 

As to the loadout of teh standard grunt? I wish to now convert a model of a standard Bunnyist Footsoldier. Damn, I'm gunna do it. Must...Resist...
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Post by: debux on July 09, 2011, 04:52:50 PM
Maybe make a mod for M&B/RTW? :P

I have a few concepts for Mark's evil and pagan army
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 11, 2011, 10:58:32 AM
Hey an M&B mod would serve two purposes. ;)

1. Convert more to Bunnyism.
2. Get you to buy the godsdamned game! :D
Title: Re: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: debux on July 11, 2011, 04:28:10 PM
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 11, 2011, 10:58:32 AM
2. Get you to buy the godsdamned game! :D

;D I think I'm getting too slow... it was on sale on Steam not a week ago :(
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 12, 2011, 09:07:05 AM
Bloody hell mate just buy the damned game.

BUY IT!!!11one!1!!

Spoiler
:P
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Post by: Captain Carthage on July 15, 2011, 02:12:42 PM
Phoenix stop!

Think of you blood pressure!
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Post by: debux on July 15, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Ha! LOL. I had no idea one could download a demo of M&B... gonna test it out soon
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 05:31:42 AM
Hahaha ok, thank you super librarian of the Bunneh. I shall stop now.

And yes Debuz, go download the demo. Please. For the love of God, go get the godsdamned game!

Must... contain... rage...
Title: Re: If you could be a super villain.
Post by: debux on July 16, 2011, 08:56:29 PM
Liked it, but my brain doesn't have the space to remember so many names/quests/places/etc... I skipped a lot of text, yet didn't seem to affect my character. The demo sure gives a lot of freedom, I haven't gotten any limitations after a few hours of campaign playing. I was dissapointed by how the story is driven, I expected the whole game to run on the 3D world, instead of having that lame parchment giving you the different options.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 17, 2011, 06:03:48 AM
Haha wait till you hit Level 7. You'll be pissed...
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Post by: debux on July 17, 2011, 05:19:03 PM
Oh god, I'm scared now. (Really)
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 17, 2011, 11:39:38 PM
Hehe, the demo commits suicide causing your computer to spontaneously erode. And Portugal explodes. Musn't forget Portugal. :)
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Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 02:34:51 AM
DELETE ALL THE GAME FILES

EDIT: I hate demos. Good thing is that I was just about to encounter a superior band of tundra bandits :P
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 18, 2011, 05:43:26 AM
Hahaha, but in true Super Villain fashion, you ran away. All glory unto Debux! For in the name of the Bunneh, he has triumphed. By running away.
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Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 06:03:55 PM
Can you run away when you are already face to face with bandits?

I'm going to continue my story of bad luck in the M&B forums I guess. I got the full game, but not by the most honorable means... I have to save money, and steam sales are excellent.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 19, 2011, 01:47:10 PM
DEBUX FINALLY GOT IT!  YES!!! MY TRIUMPH IS COMPLETE! I GOTCHA!
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Post by: debux on July 20, 2011, 03:21:40 AM
Barely playing it though... rage quitted after a group of 12 deserters mauled my 26 men army (50% infantrymen) and took me prisoner... without any losses
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:47:06 PM
Lol fail. Keep playing mate, the taken prisoner part adds to your story of epicness. Alternatively, cheat. :D
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Post by: debux on July 21, 2011, 07:59:54 PM
But I was doing so well!

I think I might as well cheat... I'm sick of playing always with the crossbow.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 12:31:06 AM
Of course mods are always fun. And killing bots in MP is also fun. Mindless killing is a great way to kill time and chill out.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 05:57:27 AM
I would be (http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn51/denton_unatco/internets_use_only/surprise_trollface.gif)
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 12:04:12 PM
In answer to the original thread question,

I would steal and drink all the Coke in the world! :D
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Post by: Ladyhawk on October 10, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
BAH! Have it, you would be doing the world a favour.

I would steal and eat all the Ice cream in the world.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 09:52:19 PM
XD Thats just doing your self a flavor... umm... yeah.

I would send a virus to all computers that makes it so if they access anything on their computer or on the internet than there computer would crash. The only exception would be Exilian. When they go onto Exilian than the virus will go... NOT!! It will stay and if you don't go onto Exilian each day than it will come back.

     - And thats my scheme for more active members on Exilian
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:26:18 AM
^Good plan. ^

Want to do it?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 06:42:33 AM
I have no idea how to make a virus that says "Hello" when you log onto your computer let alone that. Oh and Exilian would get closed down for mass distribution of a virus. It would have been for nothing anyway.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 11:25:48 PM
Um I can make a program that says "HELLO!" when you turn it on. My friend's really into batch files and gave me a bit of a run-through. I can get it done. Done I say!

And they could never shut us down! I AM INVINCIBLE!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 06:28:23 AM
Yes... Yes you are. But Exilian is just a site of links and stuff. No intelligence at all.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 01:57:47 AM
But I have intelligence. Exilian doesn't need it. All it needs is me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BTW Congrats on breaking 1000 mate.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 07:14:11 AM
Thanks mate. By the time I get to you, you will be over 2000.
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Post by: Ladyhawk on October 15, 2011, 01:10:55 AM
Wow yeah, that was quick, well done :) hahahahaha
*steals all your posts :o * hahahahaha
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 16, 2011, 02:45:43 AM
LOL You have more than half my posts and I have been on here for three times as much as you have.
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Post by: Ladyhawk on October 16, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Hahahaha, I have no life ^^ This is pretty much it.
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Post by: Captain Carthage on October 16, 2011, 03:55:27 PM
Okay, dragging us -kicking and screaming- back on topic.

We need a name for our evil group.

Any suggestions?
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Post by: Dimos on October 18, 2011, 08:15:52 PM
the ''mad sistaz'' ?  ;)

Hand down your weapons, I am the law  8)

PS: back on your topic, super vilains  ;D
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Post by: Captain Carthage on October 18, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
Go get your own super-powered team Dimnos.

Recruit all those newbies we have running around. They can be the Power Rangers and you can be Zoron or something.
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Post by: Dimos on October 19, 2011, 03:52:17 PM
I am Zoro-N the destroyer [of himself] ! I have the self-exploding ability!  :D
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Post by: Ladyhawk on October 20, 2011, 05:38:13 AM
Im the most powerfull being too have ever walked this Earth. FEAR ME!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 28, 2011, 11:19:15 AM
We shall be the E-Team. ;D I am Khan the Best known Troll lord on the Internet. Watch out websites. Here I come.
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Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:32:29 PM
I am a team in myself, with my superior intellect and lust for revenge all shall fall before me, including the E-Team :O. Hate that name.
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 11, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU? KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!?

Sorry couldn't resist. That being said, you are displaying some remarkably Khan-like tendencies tonight. :P
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Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 10:06:49 PM
Ha. If im necroposting i wouldnt have a clue :D.
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