Other thread hasn't been posted in since march last year, so heres the new one.
I will start:
I like to write in bold
'cause you a cold sumbitch. :)
I already told him that!
Shut up all of you, I want to fold my paper in peace!
Some strange folk around here.
Not as strange as my fork
I don't care because pork is too tasty.
(Wow! Just add an 'n' to that! O.o)
I'm such a dork
Especially in the dark.
Like a lark
And pudding made from lard.
that rhyme was worthy of a bard
Who live in an old barn.
These sentences make me want to barf.
Is any one here the Bart Simpson of their school?
Well there was the - oops I just let out a fart.
That was fast.
And it was in the past
OK, next part.
I like to drive a kart
Did you get it at Wal-mart?
No, it came out of my butt when I did a fart
That's only allowed if you pay the fare.
Like he would care
About what? Getting the wrong card?
Shut up, you are all a tard
Too bad, it's too hard.
That's some tasty lard.
Lets put up a magical ward to stop the mythical creatures from eating us.
(We should be able to add or take away a letter instead if we wanted to.)
No! I warn you not to.
Unless you move into a barn
Then you could spin some yarn.
Maybe even a yard of it.
And get a bard to sing a song about it.
Wonderful, then we can sample some burned, replicated bird meat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsn-6-y1TXA&t=40s)
We couldbind it using yarn
But would we be able to find it again?
Who cares? It can fend for itself
Could it lend me some of it's skills?
No, but it could send you away.
You must take care of this road bend; That's all I know!
Well maybe it'd be better if it wasn't so bent.
I already sent a letter requesting Khan to fix it
Maybe so but I still won't give you a cent.
Maybe it's cuz you cant
Maybe so, but I can still hit you with a cane.
But can you do it with a cake?
Just get me some coke. (cocaine)
Or maybe ice-cream in a cone?
Omg, is that human bone?
That would be the Bane of my life
Or listening to that band
Maybe robbing the bank
Hey, come BACK
Do as she says or you may get the sack
Or a dirty sock
Or stuck on a team that does suck
Well lets shut up so I can cluck.
Spoiler
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16297650.jpg)
Oh well let's roll with it...
clock...
???
I think De Gamer is part of dat flock
No I am not, but you are a block.
Go fall in a pit that is pitch black
My mind is blank
My mental state is horribly bland
Must be something wrong with your gland.
Wow, that's a grand problem.
Maybe go ask some brand to fix it.
But, have you fed the chicken with its brans?
Was too busy working on the trans-siberian railway.
I prefer trams...
While Iprefer riding in fluffy purple prams
Your sister prays, you'll be an ace...
...Even though, as a job, she carries around trays.
Whilst riding on trams of course.
But her boss is such a tramp.
And always seems to cramp her style.
Did we mention, she's a champ
And she also owns a pet chimp.
Who dances to the chime of bells.
Or did, until it was made a crime
... As the prime-minister said, dancing doesn't rime...
But he only said it because of his foolish pride
... That's why he paid the bitter price!
...what a prick.
Nice trick. :P
What, me lifting that truck :P
Good. Now it's time for a truce.
Portugal no, I'm Robert the Bruce! ;D
Brace your pikes, men of Scotland!
Reminds me of that new Disney film, Brave
People seem to crave more films such as these.
You'll need a crate to hold them all.
Perhaps, but please don't prate about it.
PIRATE!!!
Illegal move, but it had to be done. :)
You know CG, that illegal move has made me really irate
It did grate with me rather as well. :P
Almost sent me to my grave!
C'mon! Be Brave!
Oh bravo monsieur!
Is he one of the Bravi though?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravi
Nah, none of those thugs had a Brave heart...
I think we need to put a brake on this loop of words.
You just broke my heart. :(
Cheer up CG, you're a really top bloke
Find someone to blote you some herrings :)
Which is attached to a slote.
Stick them in some slots.
What about some shots?
You like shoes don't you? ;)
Look at how CG just shoos away those new members.
Shoot! Shoot! The enemies are getting closer!
Scoot! Get lost! Run away!
Scout the area first. We need to find the best way to go!
Scour the terrain for our enemies! Leave no stone unturned!
There will be a great stour about the land!
Oh, no! The Vikings have stolen all of our Stout!
Like a sneaky stoat, he stoled it from usss!
Probably hid it under a sloat.
No need to gloat about it.
Gloam is my favourite time of day!
That's a good time to play with floam.
Does floam float?
It might, but I know it gives dogs bloat if they eat it.
Than I can gloat.
I'll give you a groat if you stop.
If you do I'll groan with pleasure.
That's quite disturbing. I have grown suspicious as a result...
Because of that I now wear a crown.
For some reason that makes me frown. :(
And the reason the makes me frowl?
Quit being a trowl!
But than I'd have to growl.
Like a cat on the prowl...
That cat will make me proud.
Definitely two letters there. :P
Anyhow, I shall avoid calling down the maddened croud on you just yet. (I know it's usually crowd, but dictionary.com claims this is legitimate. :P )
A crowd is also an ancient Celtic stringed instrument that was bowed or plucked.
Interesting; for this you shall receive the crown of knowledge.
I only feel like putting on a frown though. :(
"I feel like this is going in circles" said the grown man.
*groan*
That was because I kicked you in the groin.
A groil is a dog like animal born from tree sap. They are very powerful creatures that hold very powerful magic. Because of that, they hold the powers of many. Their legs are long logs with a wolf's paw at the end of each. An adult male groil can be up to ten feet tall and weigh about 9,000 pounds. A female groil can be up to 7 feet tall and weighs about 6,000 pounds.
But they all went extinct when they war slaughted by the Knights of the Round Table while looking for the holy grail
Welp, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnjfuKVCHFw)
The trail of the train you mean?
No, the trail of the spaceship, use your brain.
I can't, but I can braid your hair if you want me to. ;D
Eat some grain, that's the only solution!
You must mean to say "graid" because you're only supposed to change one letter. But that's not even a word so surely not?
So we must surmise that grain was in fact what he meant to say, rules broken or no.
Well than, that's all of my sanity down the drain.
Better fish it out again with a drail.
So, I'll have to keep on trail from now on!
That was very frail.
Not as frail as I'd be if I got hit with a flail
At least you won't be flain!
But you will be slain.
Maybe so, but only in Spain.
Slain in spain by fiendish spawn!
But can he win chess with nothing but one pawn?
(I couldn't find any word at all that could be changed from spawn except for Spain so I just took a letter out. Sorry.)
Yes he can but only against a prawn
I really wanted to say prawn so I just added a letter in I'm so sorry
Anyone can win against that, even with brawn.
Unless the prawn has a larger brain.
But not if he had a braid in it's hair. ;D
'fraid it doesn't have one though :P
That's good, but it's still pretty frail.
I must admit I had to flail a little for that one.
We're going in circles again! time for a fresh start eh?
This game is going so wrong it's making my flesh crawl.
I mean seriously.
Time for Change a Letter III.