Okay, since not all of us are Christian or other, I think we should come up with some viable alternatives that we can use on a daily basis and possibly spread throughout the known world. This is a serious discussion! :P
One alternative that Jubal came up with is "Oh my llama!" as opposed to "Oh my god!". Of course "god" here can mean any god, but still, llama is better. :)
It is also possible to use "Oh your god!" as used by Bender in Futurama.
OML!
I also like Spongebob's "Aw barnacles!" when something doesn't go right, as opposed to "Oh <bloody> hell!". "Fish paste!" is also a good one.
Burn in Muffin hell > Go to hell, for certain :)
We need to keep working on this.
May you be touched by his noodely appendages > god bless you
Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.
Quote from: Jubal on September 11, 2014, 05:28:48 PM
Never underestimate "fiddlesticks!" as a curse word.
Or Belgium
Quote from: Dripping D on September 11, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
May you be touched by his noodely appendages
That's from the Pastafarians, I think. I can't add links to posts at the moment, but I'm sure Google knows where to find them.
For Portugal's sake!
It's not a llama, it's a guanaco.
OMG still works that way.
LLAMA!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/xhUCUya.jpg)
By the Nine?
Oh my dog!
Oh sweet tea...
Substitute 'tea' with blend of tea...
What else would it mean? Is this some strange euphemism I am horrendously ignorant of?