No, I am not kidding, while this is pretty dang old news I thought I would post it in case you hadn't seen it.
Be forewarned, the peoples in the link below ARE beat up. So some people might think it a bit graphic. But far less than CSI or popular TV.
http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:huffington_post:40d109bfd9d57eb17288dd4837b2c8bd/ShamWow-Attack-Photos-Vince-Shlomi-Hooker-Bloodied-Up (http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:huffington_post:40d109bfd9d57eb17288dd4837b2c8bd/ShamWow-Attack-Photos-Vince-Shlomi-Hooker-Bloodied-Up)
Its, kinda sad and hilarious at the same time. But mostly just retarded.
I would like to take this moment to point out that Shamkhwow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOFJ8JFJZYo) is better than Shamwow in every possible way.
omg lmao!!! that so funny andalus!