Having been carried around briefly by BEESNOT LUMPWAGON, you, the Topfenknödel GAIN SENTIENCE, mainly thanks to a freak accident elsewhere involving a MINOTAUR and twenty-seven SHOTGUNS. Think of the possibilities!
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You are a dumpling. There aren't many possibilities here.
Ah, well... what do you want to do?
INVENTORY
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