Omegle is a wierd site which essentially starts a convo like on MSN, but with a random stranger. This can lead to funny results...
These are my best thus far.
A McDonalds internet service goes wrong;
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello this is mcdonald..can i take your order
You: Yes.
Stranger: order!!!
You: I order you to destroy your workplace
You: NOW!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: bang!!
Stranger: boom!
Stranger: badaboom!!
Stranger: them my manager just fired me
You: And then go on a campaign of ultimate destruction until the whole chain has been wiped out!
You: Kill your manager! Go! McDonalds must perish!
You: MUAHAHAHAA!
Stranger: ok....Macself destruct activated
You: And i'll have fries with that, thanks.
Stranger: kabbbOOOOOOOM~~~~~~~~
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And a gondorian knight discovers the power of Bricks;
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Stranger: HALLO
You: HAIL and well met!
Stranger: MY NAME NIGEL
Stranger: WHAT YOU NAME?
You: I am Melanor, servant of the White Tower.
Stranger: HALLO MELANOR SERVANT OF THE WHITE TOWER
Stranger: I AM BANKER
Stranger: I LIVE IN NIGERIA
Stranger: IS WHITE TOWER NICE?
You: It is the mightiest place of men, indeed!
Stranger: MY SON WENT THERE
Stranger: HE LOOK FOR JOB
Stranger: IS HE DOING WELL?
Stranger: YOU KNOW NIGEL JNR?
You: Alas, we have not met. I rarely am able to go there anymore, I work abroad mostly now.
Stranger: OH
Stranger: WHAT YOU DO ABROAD?
You: Search out the servants of the enemy, of course.
Stranger: WHO ENEMY?
You: And carry messages too secret for normal communication.
Stranger: YOU ATTACK NIGERIA?
You: Nope, definitely not Nigeria.
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: WE NIGERIANS KILL YOU
Stranger: WITH BRICKS
You: Ever heard of Mordor? They keep attacking us.
Stranger: THAT SHAME
Stranger: WHERE ABOUTS ARE YOU ABROAD?
You: I am currently in the United Kingdom
Stranger: IS THAT NEAR NIGERIA?
You: No
You: It's far to the North
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: WE DONT WANT VIOLENCE HERE
Stranger: WE BEAT VIOLENCE WITH BRICKS
You: Rest assured, if the Enemy threatens Nigeria at all we will help you as much as we can.
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: NOW I CAN RETURN TO BEATING MY BUTLER
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That brick guy is sooo funny ... :D :P
It is hard to find someone who is funny... Everybody is asking about asl....So I always have to be the fun guy...
And by the way everyone is trying to find girls (and there are obviously no girls)... I mean what kind of loser do you have to be to search for girl on Omegle ??!!
LULZ ... You must read the red ones :
BORAT CONVERSATION
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Stranger: hi
You: HI my name is BORAT...
You: I come from Kazahstan
Stranger: movie?
You: no movie
You: tv reporter
You: where do you come from?
Stranger: south korea U?
You: can you tell me where Pamela lives ?
You: Kazahstan I said
Stranger: Pamela?
You: Pamela Anderson?!!
Stranger: who?
You: The girl with big tits
Stranger: oh my
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Another MC Donalds conversation :
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You: May i take you order ?
Stranger: OK
You: big mac with fries or chicken mc nuggets ?
Stranger: What about pink little head?
You: we don't sell that here ... You can find that around the corner
You: for 5$
Stranger: LOL~so,what you have for drink?
You: cola
You: cola
You: or cola
You: we ar out of sprite
You: out of fanta
You: and out of water
You: sorry
You: it's the result of financial crysis
Stranger: ar U employees form coke?
You: no... I'm from mc donalds
Stranger: oh ~nice to meet u!
You: Sir I'm here on bussines... I will take you order and you will have to leave
You: i've got kids to feed
You: eleven of them!
Stranger: I have 4 kids to surport
You: yeah I know how you feel
You: so...What's your order?
Stranger: we even cant afford humbergers..and milk..we only eat grass...
You: Why did you come to MCDonalds then ?
You: we only sell expensive food
You: and digestion problems
Stranger: can you tell me where are u come from?
You: just around the corner ... That's why I'm working here...
You: I could be a salesman in the grocery store you know.... But it's a long way to grocery store and i don't have a car
Stranger: what a poor man~I
Stranger: HEYOMG
You: OMG WUT?
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and i was left hangin
Quote from: "comrade_general"Stranger: HEYOMG
You: OMG WUT?
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and i was left hangin
Denied.
DE - NIED
Stranger: i love jews
You: how come?
Stranger: they are green
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i never knew that
i have to say i tried this twice and will not post the results as it will show aside of my personality i hide from people. It shoud be noted here that if a stranger tells you to :) yourself with a barbed wire dildo it is more than likely me after someone offered to eat me...in the sexual way.
NOTHING cannot be solved with enough gamers.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: I've seen this one before.
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
You: Hello, it's the third time today.
Stranger: WILD ABRA GOT AWAY!
You: Oh dear.
You: I take a .22 hunting rifle and shoot Abra.
Stranger: Bugger.
Stranger: Thanks for that, they're very rare.
Stranger: Not even Charizard can handle it.
You: Well why aren't they in the Endangered Species Act?
Stranger: They are, in Kanto.
You: Oh right. Crap, sorry for messing up the ecosystem.
Stranger: You better be. I'll never have an Alakazam now.
You: Oh sod it. *Reaches over to the world of HOMMV, gets a rebirth spell, resurrects Abra*
Stranger: There are many other options. Why, you have a phoenix down, gold orb, revive...
Stranger: But well done, maybe now I can catch the thing.
You: Yea, but In Heroes of Might and Magic I've got mana to burn, so hey.
Stranger: Well, if you have mana to burn then I suppose it's only fair.
You: Right, I'm just trying to find a game that has a suitable spell to catch the damn thing.
Stranger: OMNISLASH.
Stranger: Ohwait, I'm lacking a sword.
You: Don't worry, I've got a good one in Mount & Blade.
You: *Hands sword over*
Stranger: Oh, thanks! Now all I have to do is wander this tall grass for a while until I find it again.
You: Not if I do a flyover in Age of Empires edit mode.
You: It's a couple yeards behind that tree over there.
Stranger: Perfect!
Stranger: Maybe I can use cheat cose "DIEDIEDIE" to slay it automatically...
You: But then I wouldn't be able to use the giant Rome Total War cheat elephant I've got stored.
Stranger: Ohdear. I suppose elephants will always be useful. Maybe I can hack a Bioshock Big Daddy into this madness.
You: Oliphant, I choose you!
Stranger: Go, Extreme Charizard!
Stranger: Wild Abra used Psychic!
You: Ooh! I'll go for a HOMMV Iron Golem!
You: It;s a machine, psychic effects don't affect it.
Stranger: Did you say you have a Golem?! Score!
You: Indeed I do.
Stranger: I also have a Dragonite.
Stranger: And a shiny Master Chief.
You: Cool.
Stranger: Why yes, it is.
You: And the moral of the story is; if computer games work together, there is NOTHING that cannot be solved.
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Lol ... Pokemon fans
Another Lotr conversation :
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You: Hi are you from nigeria?
Stranger: no
You: too bad
You: they hit people with bricks
Stranger: that sounds like fun
You: even men from gondor
You: all they were doing was guarding the white tower and they were all bricked
Stranger: you cannot simply rock into mordor
You: but they can
You: their bricks are powerful
Stranger: damn they didn't thick about bricks in lotr movies bricks would've came in handy
You: watch out... A brick !!!! *wosshhh*
Stranger: ow!
You: that one was close
You: we need more brick warriors to win this war
Stranger: we also need more bricks
You: well they can summon bricks
You: magical elven bricks!
Stranger: gandalf
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Later the same day;
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS.
You: Hi again!
You: This is time #5 btw.
Stranger: Ah.
You: The third one got posted on my website's funny Omegle hits section.
Stranger: You know, the best pokemon to use is Jigglypuff.
Stranger: Jigglypuff uses sing, Abra can't teleport.
Stranger: Pound until pokeball-able.
You: Indeed.
You: If iron golems have ears, do they count as being not immune to sing?
Stranger: Dunno.
Stranger: Well, I gotta have more wild Abras apear.
Stranger: I'll see you on the internets.
You: Fair do's
You: Have a good day.
Stranger: You too.
You: And look after that sword of mine
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lol this guy guessed my birth date, I can believe that :
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You: have you seen the aliens?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i was abducted
You: where?
Stranger: AZ
You: and when?
Stranger: september 20 1992
You: ah ***t
You: i was born that day
You: and i'm not kidding
You: hehe
Stranger: yeah it was a crazy event
You: no mate..i'm not joking
Stranger: all i remeber was bright loud bang, then saw the creatures and woke up in my home.
Stranger: maybe we have to save the world. And one of use holds the key to human future
You: were you born that day?
Stranger: no
You: too bad
You: i am
You: maybe i'm the chosen one....
Stranger: are you from OZ
You: what?
Stranger: you used mate
You: what is OZ
Stranger: are you australian
You: nope
Stranger: i see
You: cool you actually guessed my birth date
You: how cool is that?
Lessons about corn :
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Stranger: hi ily
You: so i heard you liek cornz?
Stranger: yup
You: good
Stranger: howd u know
You: they are healthy
Stranger: yezz
You: everybody likes corn!
You: that's how i know
Stranger: i like cornbread
You: that good also!
Stranger: yessss
You: cornfields are also cool
Stranger: i loves it with alls my hearts
Stranger: yes cornfields are great
You: and cornflakes
Stranger: i like to run around in them
Stranger: cornflakes are gross
You: well some of them are
You: but they are healthy !
Stranger: i like cherios better
Stranger: they kept me from gettin a stroke
You: but do they have any corn?
Stranger: yes they do
You: good... that's good to know
Stranger: if u believe just believe in your heart u will find they do
You: got to go ... remember corn is HEALTHY !
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i met the abra guy lol
i should have saved this other one where i was watching family guy and peter said that brian knew meg's real father's name was stan thompson, so the very next person i talked to i asked what was meg's real father's name and she was able to answer correctly because she just saw that part too and we thought it was awesome and thats all we could talk about and we agreed to send the feedback to omegle about it and she was so excited she said she'd have performed certain acts of felatio and i said cool. the end.
Kangaroo conversation
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You: so
You: are you going to post anything or are you going to sit like a mule?
Stranger: I like mules.
You: me too
You: xD
You: donkeys are also good
You: but they are stubbon
You: stubborn*
Stranger: Kangaroos are rad though.
Stranger: Donkeys are jackasses
You: yeah they jump to much
You: but they are delicious
Stranger: .....YOU EAT DONKEYS?!
Stranger: Ewwwwwww
You: no
You: i eat kangaroos
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: That makes more sense.
You: yep
You: they are tasty because they jump too much!
You: corn is also tasty
Stranger: Ewwwww Corn.
You: yeah corn
You: kangaroos like them
Stranger: .......How do you know that? I'm I talking to a kangaroo?
You: no
Stranger: Are you suuuuure?
You: i am the kangaroo wisperer
You: just like the horse wisperer
You: just with kangaroos
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: You talk to Kangaroos?!
You: yes I speak their language and i understand them
You: and they understand me
Stranger: Thay Speak??
Stranger: They*
You: yep
You: but only when I tell them to...
Stranger: Do they squeak?
You: They are smy soldiers....they are among the best kangaroo forces on whole wide world
You: they squeak when they are off duty
Stranger: DunDunDunDuuuuuuun.
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: I wanna kangaroo squeak to meeee.
You: buy one ant TRAIN him to do you bidding!
Stranger: Like take over the world!? Oo0o0o0o Ohkay!
You: if you train them well they will be ready to die for you!
Stranger: O:
You: my army is hungry.. i have to feed them ... bye!
Hehe :P
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: finnally
Stranger: someone normal
You: so do you like corn?
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Woe for the lack of appreciation of music...
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: yes i am!
You: Remember me to one who lives there
You: For she wonce was a true love of mine
Stranger: oh k
Stranger: nice
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You: I wish I was back in Carrickfergus.
Stranger: whats keeping you
You: The sea is wide
You: And I cannae swin over
You: And neither have I wings to fly.
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Stranger: Im keenan!!
You: Let it be
You: Let it be
Stranger: goos song
You: Whisper words of wisdom
You: Let it be
Stranger: let it be
Stranger: that i suck ur dick
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Quote from: "Silver Wolf"Hehe :P
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: finnally
Stranger: someone normal
You: so do you like corn?
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i love messin things up ;)
lol found a cybersexer
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Stranger: Hello, I am a 20 year old guy in the uk, I am looking for a nice girl to meet and talk with, if you aren't one - please disconnect now, if you are - Then please tell me your a.s.l - thank you sweetie!
You: hey
You: :|
You: disconnect yourself
You: :|
Stranger: make me
You: I shant, but if you don't you wont find a girl to cyber with
You: so there :P
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haha loved this one
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You: hey
Stranger: Greetings Earthling
Stranger: My name is jkrt and i am here to meet a homosapien
You: well pretty impersonal
You: tbh
Stranger: Yes, well of your 6 billion people it is hard to find the correct person for conversation
You: heh, this is hardly the bes place, most people here are jerks after cybersex
Stranger: I have noticed
Stranger: Thought they say the word...i do nhot understand it
Stranger: though*
You: heh
Stranger: Are you in amusement?
You: pretty good english
Stranger: I studied at the okik school of zeenons
You: last alien I met was constantly making mistakes
You: never correcting the
You: them
Stranger: my major was the typical homosapien language
You: but I was hardly in an arguing position
Stranger: Ah, could he be from planet LV426
You: my ass still hurts :|
You: lol
Stranger: They are typically of a how you say "dumb nature"
You: hmm, rather rough too
You: I think you'd get more info on me through an interview
You: but noo, he seem b-movies and decides they're onto something with anal probing
You: well I think it was a he
Stranger: Our planet does not do such a practice
You: glad of it sir
You: or madame
You: or whatever handle you use
Stranger: Simply jkrt is fine
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you that you are not the homosapien i am after
You: awws
Stranger: Though this has been a good conversation
You: I apoligise for that
You: and thanks :P
Stranger: Farethee well Mr. Stranger
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EDIT: lol
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You: Hello! :)
Stranger: ENOUGH
Stranger: MY SHIP SAILS IN THE MORNING
Stranger: I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER
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I don't know what it was about, but it was funny
hmm was it something i said?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hail Friend
Stranger: asl
You: 15 male Ankh-Morpork
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i think it was
probably the male bit
How do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o
Quote from: "CN2"How do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o
CN2! where you been
you gotta just keep goin man, ive met some very interesting people on both sides of normality
Lol
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Stranger: blah
You: blah blah
You: blah?
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Edit : lol the same guy again !
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You: blah?
Stranger: blaahhhh
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Stranger: A wild ABRA appears!
You: Pikachu! I choose you!
Stranger: Wild ABRA uses teleport!
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Horsearmadillo.
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Stranger: Looking for a guy to talk to who's about 15-19 who's from the states, canada, australia, NZ, or uk (decent convo please nothing pervy)
You: I am from the UK
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Whut?
Quote from: "Marcus"Whut?
the truth hurts
Abra man is back! w00t!
BOOM!
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Stranger: hi
You: BOOM
You: h e a d s h o t
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when you meet the Abra guy say 'Throw Master Ball. Wild Abra was captured.'
http://deanputney.org/omegle/omegle_text_adventure.html (http://deanputney.org/omegle/omegle_text_adventure.html)
got
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do
that
QuoteHow do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o
Whenever I meet cybersexers on omegle I explain to them in as fanatical a manner as possible that they are going to hell. :)
Edit: Just reading that link you posted now, stormy. Awesome.
This was quite odd:
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: galo
Stranger: halo
You: Galo? Is that what gay angels wear?
Stranger: dacuole
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Lol I've met the abra guy
but it wasn't actually a conversation ;)
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You: you know the arbra guy?
Stranger: ABRA USES TELEPORT
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Did I do something wrong? ;)
You: hai lulz
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I have been far! Wondering the earth in search of the answer! Naa just kidding, although that does sound pretty cool... I've just been a bit tied up 'tiss all :)
And LOL, omegle is great =D
Still havnt had any good conversations though :/ Except with a guy who was a nazi apparently.
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/132671/THESPIRE.html (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/132671/THESPIRE.html)
another awesome story
Oh wow, did you make that all up SC?
I didn't but I try, most people leave after 20mins though, to do one takes at least an hour
Ha, how funny :) God knows where it all came from though...
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Stranger: hey
You: HOW DARE YOU YOUNG MAN!
Stranger: what does i dare?
Stranger: do*
You: YOU ARE LATE FOR THE 4TH TIME IN A BLOODY ROW?
Stranger: oh well sorry
You: HOW DO YOU EXPECT THIS COMPANY TO KEEP FUNTIONING WITH THAT SORT OF ATTITUDE!
Stranger: just a thing that i am used to ;l
You: YOU HAD BETTER SORT IT OUT THEN!
Stranger: well... as part of the best selling department i dont think the company will be shut cause of me ;l i think you can better yell at bill ;l
Stranger: he is lowest seller of the company
You: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SAYING!!
Stranger: the truth :D
You: BILL IS A WELL EARNED PART OF THIS COMPANY!
You: WHY, WITHOUT HIM! WE MAY ASWELL BE DEAD!
Stranger: haha yeah bill the CEO is ... but Bill T. is costing us only money
You: OH, BILL.T!
You: YES.. HIM...
Stranger: yes bill T. ;l
You: HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT!
Stranger: hmmm what way are you thinking of "taken out"?
You: *CALLS PROFASS AKA, THE PROFFETIONAL ASSASSIONATION TEAM*
Stranger: ... not again....
You: MWAHAHAHA!
You: BILL WONT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!
Stranger: dude ... last time they didnt do it good enough
Stranger: i think its better to call the Syndicate..
You: I INSTRUCTED THEM TO USE CHAINSAWS THS TIME
You: DONT WORRY
You: THEY WILL DO FINE
Stranger: ;l whats wrong with you,,, always chainsaws ;l ....
You: INDEED.
You: I LIKE THE BLOOD YOU SEE
Stranger: still remember that time... poor susy.... her head never became the same again...
You: I FIND IT...WELL.. STRANGELY EROTIC
Stranger: ..
You: *AHEM*
You: YES...
Stranger: you never told me that...
You: WELL I UHH, I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE FOR THE GOOD OF THE BUSINESS...
You: ANYWAYS!
You: PROFASS IS HERE!
You: HUZZAH!
Stranger: ... can you record it better then last time? ;l
Stranger: last time i didnt saw the blood ...
You: AHH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!
You: I WOULD OF BOUGHT A NEW CAMERA!
Stranger: but you already got a new 1 you told me :O
Stranger: or was that that new phone ? ;l
You: THE NEW WIFE ACTUALLY
You: EASY TO GET CONFUSED I KNOW...
Stranger: yeah
You: THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING YOU SEE
Stranger: every 1 you got a new wife you marry with ;l
Stranger: ....
Stranger: every single month
Stranger: ...
You: INDEED.
Stranger: but could you stop yelling at me now...
You: IT IS HOW MY FATHER DID IT, HIS FATHER BFORE HIM AND HIS BEFORE HIM
You: SO THAT IS HOW I SHALL DO IT! AND I SHALL *NEVER* STOP YELLING
Stranger: ... yeah but your different then your father...
You: UNTILL YOU DO AS YOU ARE BLOODY TOLD AND GET TO YOUR BLOODY WORK STATION!
Stranger: wanna bet you will someday ;)?
You: NOPE.
You: NEVA!
Stranger: dude.... where is my car? ;l i cant go to workstation now ...
You: I PARKED IT IN THE DIABLED BAYS...
You: JUST TO THE RIGHT
You: YOU SEE IT NOW/
You: ?
Stranger: ... you touched my car? :O
You: INDEED.
You: i HAD TO SMASH A WINDOW...
Stranger: my fking new car:O
You: SORRY ABOUT THAT
Stranger: i just got it... 2 fking days';l
You: IN OTHER NEWS, BILL IS DEAD =D
Stranger: fine..
You: THE CHAINSAWS WORKED A TREAT
Stranger: but anyway... how do you gonna explain this too my girl that you smash a window... you know when she goes mad she kills ;l
You: I HAVE WAYS AROUND THAT...
Stranger: like?
You: UMM, IM NOT REALLY SURE ITS MY PLACE TO SAY...
Stranger: just tell me phil...
You: FINE FINE FINE! WE HAVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR FOR 3 MONTHS NOW!!
You: D'=
You: I AM SORRY.
Stranger: aaah that explains the weird smell when i arrived at home X|
You: WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
You: HUGZ?
Stranger: forgive you? maybe if you stop yelling and give me my fking promotion
You: I CANT STOP YELLING..
You: MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK...
You: SO IS THE SHIFT KEY...
Stranger: ;l ..... well 2 promotions then
You: HMM
You: 2 PROMOTIONS...
You: NEVAAARRRR!
Stranger: hmm... oh i forgot ;l
You: ?
Stranger: if i get 2 promotions... i would be the boss of the company... 1 promotion to CEO is fine to ;)
You: I SAID NEVAR!
You: AND GUESS WHAT?
You: THIS.
You: IS.
You: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Stranger: Syndicate is on the way at your house now..
You: *KICKS YOU DOWN A BOTTEMLESS PIT*
Stranger: this is madness..
You: ENJOY THE DROP =d
Stranger: hmm
You: YOU ARE AUSTRALIAS PROBLEM NOW!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i love animals
You: I eat animals :)
Stranger: do you kill the animals?
You: Depends.
Stranger: well if i ever met you i would kill you....im an animal rights activist
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Sorry for double post... But what did I do 0.o I think I scared the connection away...
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Stranger: hi im 18 m, m or f?
You: what the hell
You: how would i know if you are 18 m, m or f
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love screwin things up :)
hahaqhahahahah this was fun
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You: H
Stranger: Why don't you take a seat right over there
You: because
You: I got one here
You: don't need a seat over ther
You: there
Stranger: So your lonely thats your excuse for being here?
You: not really
Stranger: That makes it right to try to solicit sex from a minor?
You: I am chattin with other ppl I know
You: wait
You: since when was I soliciting sex?
Stranger: How old are you sir?
Stranger: Don't lie I have your chat log
You: Old enough to know better than have cyber sex with strrangers
Stranger: Try again... I have your chat log sir
You: How can I try again
You: I didn't even try the first time
Stranger: How old are you sir?
You: and if you have logs why do you need to ask?
You: hmmmm ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: What are you doing here trying to solicit sex from a minor don't you have anything better to do?
Stranger: If you knew this was a set-up then why did you even come?
You: I feel like I'm talking to a street preacher
You: the moment you corner them they sart again
You: start
Stranger: Well I need to tell you something...I'm Chris Hansen and I work with dateline NBC and we are doing a story on adults who try to meet children online from the internet. You are free to walk out that door.
You: I'm sure you really are
You: though this conversation is oddly amusing
Stranger: Stalling isn't going to help you
Stranger: just walk out that door
You: You are aware talling gives the police ime to arrive
You: so if I was worried I wouldn't stall
Stranger: Please say that again
You: You are aware stalling gives the police time to arrive
You: so if I was worried I wouldn't stall
You: there
You: I apologise for my horrific typing
Stranger: But the police are out side the house... waiting for you to leave
You: Why don't they come in then?
You: I could fix them up some tea
You: or coffe
You: coffee
Stranger: Sir stop stalling or I will tell them to come in
You: Please do
Stranger: *Police GET DOWN GET DOWN, Weak wimpy police: Sir just don't resist
You: *ALLAH KABAR*
You: *explodes
Stranger: end
Stranger: 褒扬
You: 褒扬
Stranger: (:
You: 扬扬扬褒褒褒扬扬褒褒 褒扬褒扬扬扬褒褒
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Stranger: hii
You: 褒扬
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works every time
You: 褒扬
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Stranger: hi
You: booo
Stranger: korea
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Yes thats right!! I was talking to MYSELF!! I didnt actually realise at first cus I didnt think it was possible... But how awesome :D
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Stranger: teach this slutty school girl a lesson
Stranger: ;)
You: Don't talk to strangers. :p
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that is awesome CN2
I nay be Mikey...
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Stranger: Mikey?
You: That nay be me, laddie.
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Sometimes, I don't know why I bother with omegle....
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Stranger: sup asl plz
You: Learn to type properly, please
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You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey asl?
You: can't you think of something more imaginative to say?
Stranger: nope :) and i dont want to start talking to some 67 year old pedo so i need to know :D
You: Would a 67 year old pedo admit to be a 67 year old pedo?
You: seriously, you need to think this through
Stranger: erm no, buttttttt
Stranger: shutup :p
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour?
You: bojour
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm feeling pretty depressed, actually
You: I just found my husband in bed with two other men
You: My son jumped off a bridge and is critical condition in hospital
You: and I found our new kitten dead by the side of the road
Stranger: I hope your not typing details
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I can understand why you are depressed
You: To make things worse, my parents are causing chaos in the care home
You: I might have to look after them.
You: I just don't think I can cope any more
Stranger: what kind of chaos ?
You: They threw a care worker out of the window
Stranger: I see
Stranger: they are quite strong
You: They worked together
Stranger: They should go to prison, you won't have to worry about that part anymore
You: They didn't kill the care worker, it was only the ground floor window
Stranger: ah!
You: I suppose that's some good news
Stranger: maybe next time then
Stranger: ask to transfer them on a higher floor
You: There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: You didn't get the most compationate stranger
You: You aren't helping
Stranger: compassionate*
Stranger: What can I do?
You: Nothing...
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Omegle is full of Chinese people lately... And they don't seem to be funny
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Johnny Bravo conversation ... ;)
Stranger: If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver?
You: Jonny B
Stranger: Hi Jonny
You: No the name of the driver is Jonny B
Stranger: Jonny B should be your name, because you drove the bus
You: Hey there pretty momma wanna feel my muscles ? Hu-ha
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lols on both counts.
Atthene, welcome to Exilian! Make yourself at home. :p
Stranger: hey
You: Do you know who am I ,son ?
Stranger: no
You: I'm captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: do u wanna know every inch of me
You: no laddie the sea is my only love
You: and rum... not to forget
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Who am I?
Stranger: i haven't a clue
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: i believe
Stranger: did you ever escape from the einside of the kraken?
You: yes do you want to know how ?
Stranger: i do indeed, sir
You: a pair of sea turtles
You: straped to my feet
You: Is that clear ?
Stranger: son i am disappoint
Stranger: that was a ***t story
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You: hey do you know Who am I?
Stranger: yesss
You: finally !
Stranger: yeah dawg
You: so who am I ?
Stranger: you are shanaynay, the ferocious beast
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: am i that ugly ?
You: or is that my breath ?
Stranger: you could use a mint...
You: I know i drink too much rum
You: i can't help it
Stranger: maybe you're just drunk...
Stranger: that's why you're hiding your true identity
Stranger: as shanaynay the fierce
You: O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
Stranger: i am not shanaynay, yoou are my confused woman
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Stranger: i am ferocia the lamb of doom
You: And I am Jack Sparrow, captain of the Black Pearl and I order you to stop drinking that much rum !
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This is the last one ... I promise :D
You: Hi
Stranger: senor o'brien
You: no you are mistaking ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: im gollum
You: did you steal my rum ?
Stranger: where is my preciousssss
You: the rum ?! Why is the rum always gone?
You: The rum is precious !
Stranger: precioussss
Stranger: all i remember
Stranger: is this
Stranger: haha
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
You: This is just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Stranger: remember remember the fifth of november
You: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
You: Mister Vendetta ?
Stranger: oops
Stranger: you got me
You: Son ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: now where's my rum ?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: the english chick must be the responsible one
You: Elisabeth ?! Quickly Hide the rest of the rum !
You: thanks mister
You: but You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. <------ errrrmmmmm
You: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
You: do you know how I called him ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my memory isnt good
You: Jubal
Stranger: im gonna miss conan
You:
O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
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Stranger: i'm looking for someone to show me their boobs to stop my boredom, know anyone that can help me?
You: use google you idiot
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You: hello
Stranger: hats up stranger
You: do you know who i am?
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: Your a stranger on omegle
You: aye i be that and someone else
Stranger: but whom might thou be?
You: Karl Franz, Emperor of Man and who might thou be?
Stranger: Alexander Romanov, the Russian tzar!
You: Word of advice friend kill Lenin as soon as possible
Stranger: He is harmless believe me
Stranger: He has no guts to kill me and my whole family in our sleep
Stranger: That bastard really thinks he can bring 2 revolutions and overthrow me THE TZAR
Stranger: :) that pussy
You: but what about Trotsky?
Stranger: Finnaly a conversation that isnt monotone or led a south korean pijama smuggler
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Cold man, cold. :P
That wasn't me... It's from another forum, but I've had to post it.
Is this really appropriate?
Funny as hell, but still quite inappropriate.
Talks about sex, but doesn't go into gory detail or provide pictures. Leave it as is.
My very first, of hopefully more confusing/twisted "Chats" :P
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Stranger: Don't talk to me unless you're atleast 20, male, and from the states.
You: bye
I know it very well, also made a topic on TWC about it, has some pages long ....
Personally this was my best convo:
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You: hello
Stranger: hiii
You: male female ?
You: sub
Stranger: gay
You: me to
Stranger: u r from
You: Keltic lands
You: wanna hear a song ?
Stranger: yup
You: thanks
You: I hope you like it
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQoWYZ4iyw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQoWYZ4iyw)
You: I thought Belgium would suck
Stranger: m getting horny
You: Are you now
You: then
You: this is something for you
Stranger: nice song
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5U-WepZKN8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5U-WepZKN8)
You: thanks^^
You: its the best I think
You: of all those songs
Stranger: r u a singer??
You: Yes I am
You: I am the Greek guy
You: in the second song
You: not the main guy
You: just a danser
Stranger: may b someday u will be main guy
You: I hope so
You: It take alot of practice
You: But one day
You: you will see me there
You: rocking the stage
You: and taking the audiance
You: with my voice
Stranger: thats very gud frnd
You: thanks
You: What is your dream ?
Stranger: well i wanna to be a scientist
You: O nice
Stranger: thanx
You: Do you think it will one day become true ?
Stranger: ya no doubt............
You: O why so ?
You: I mean
You: I am sure
You: I will be main singer
You: to
Stranger: so work hard...........
You: indeed and do your part
You: and then we all get smart
You: in doing the thing
You: for what we worked for so hard
Stranger: thanx.............but i have ma own dreams
You: don't we all have ?
You: I wanna shake hands
You: with Bush
Stranger: why???
You: Because
You: he is kool
You: gtg now mate
You: Make the world proud son
You: YES WE CAN
Stranger: we will................materialize our dreams
You: indeed
You: now I must say farewell
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: see you in the after life
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Stranger: hi :) single female looking for bf ??:)
You: ...and did it not occur to you that a program which randomly picks people of any age or gender anywhere in the WORLD may not be the best strategy for finding one?
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lol ownd
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Stranger: heya
You: Hail, friend.
Stranger: sieg hail?
You: Nein!
Stranger: or sieg fail
You: Which is indeed a more appropriate term.
You: Gondor was thoroughly opposed to Adolf Hitler.
Stranger: gondor?
You: Indeed, the mightiest of the Realms of Men.
Stranger: ah that gondor
Stranger: it is true
Stranger: but adolf just wanted to be accepted
Stranger: and have friends
Stranger: wasnt his fault
You: Pssht, they said about Sauron too. We kicked his ass and all as well.
Stranger: and in the process destroyed the land of heavy metal
Stranger: and now all that is left is the armadilloty pop
You: Well...
You: One does not simply ROCK into MORDOR.
Stranger: one man can
Stranger: leonardo dicaprio
You: He died after the penguins drove that iceberg into the Titanic. Sorry.
Stranger: nah, i saw him in inception
Stranger: and ive seen pictures of him walking into mordor
Stranger: so there
You: But was he walking into Mordor WITH ROCK?
Stranger: yep
You: Well, ***t.
Stranger: true story
You: Aragorn's gonna go apearmadillo...
You: How the hell am I meant to explain this one to him?
Stranger: hes stoned most of the time anyway
You: True
You: But there's only so much week our treasury can afford.
You: *weed
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Stranger: hi
You: help
Stranger: why?
Stranger: sup?
You: I don't know
You: I just feel help would be appropriate
Stranger: why whats up?
You: Not the sky, anyway
You: That seems to be falling down
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: your weird.
You: My weird?
Stranger: yes
You: I don't have a weird
You: Not since the accident
Stranger: What accident sheesh.
Stranger: your probably lying.
You: The accident where I lost my weird
You: It was very traumatic
Stranger: oh you are crazy
Stranger: and you do need help :/
You: You see!
You: I told you!
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Nice :D I got a good rofl out of that
You were quite lucky that your partner followed the game, and not that "asl" stuff
Train fail;
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Stranger: why oh why
You: I don't know.
Stranger: damn it. no one can answer.
You: ...oh alright.
You: Yes, it was my fault.
Stranger: why does the letter Q always need a U after it in the english language?
You: Because otherwise there's no point in not using a K, it would just make the same sound.
Stranger: but can't we just pretent that there is a U when we use a Q?
Stranger: so Queen would become Qeen
You: But some foreign words don't have the U, that's the thing.
Stranger: I know that. but in English I mean.
Stranger: in welsh, we have no K or Q. and we get on just fine without them
You: But what I mean is, if we left the u off then when we had say the surname "Huq" (which is pronounced "Huck") translated we'd think we had to say it "Huckyouu" because we'd think the invisible u was there.
You: And yeah, it's a bit of a retarded languag.
Stranger: but we would understand that huq, cinq burq etc are forign and pronounce them differently.
You: True.
You: I mean, English is a totally weird language.
You: It's germanic with a load of romance word roots, some random celtic bits thrown in on occasion...
Stranger: in most written languages, accents are used to define points of intent.
Stranger: in english, written phrases can mean several different things depending on how the reader reds them.
Stranger: for example:
Stranger: "I never said I'd given him the money" can mean several different things
You: True.
Stranger: depending on when the emphasis is placed
Stranger: holy ***t. I'm missing my ****ing train sat here chatting.
Stranger: gotta go!
You: lol, take care.
Oh man, I would have loved to have seen his face when he realised. Priceless!
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Stranger: horny, 20, male
You: Go out and get a real girlfriend.
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Two letter convo:
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Stranger: F?
You: N.
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I thought you had said you would only be around on wednesdays :P
No, I said I'd get back on Wednesday. And I am now back. :P
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You: Hullo. Say something interesting.
Stranger: Anvil
Stranger: Now you
You: Hammer!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Wait...
Stranger: What is the OP?
Stranger: Just to make sure..
Stranger: *cocks shotty*
Stranger: Answer me damnit
You: Usually it's original post(er), but I suspect this is a 4chan in-joke and thus I'm about to get killed.
You: Am I right?
Stranger: Damn it...
You: One last thing.
Stranger: This was my last shell
You: Before you kill me.
Stranger: God damn niggers..
You: I LOST THE GAME.
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: *BOOM*
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I won! :P
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Stranger: bieber fever is incurable!
You: Well
You: There's always shotguns.
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Stranger: Hi, want some cock?
You: No, unless you're referring to a cockerel in which case yes, it would round off my flock of chickens nicely.
Stranger: I was of course referring to a cockerel.
Stranger: Would you like to name a price for it?
You: For how much would you be willing to sell your cockerel? I know very little of prices compared to chickens, and of course the breed makes all the difference.
Stranger: I'd say around 10 shillings for a bird of it's stature.
You: I shall have to raid the coin collection to find some shillings, but that sounds a fine deal to me.
Stranger: Excellent, good sir.
You: Indeed. And it is good to find some honest farming folk in this discussion area, amongst all the uncouth youths of today.
Stranger: Absolutely, all this nonsense about "Tits or GTFO." I thought such a small bird would be rendered useless for farming purposes?
You: I know, besides which it's illegal to catch the things these days. New legislation and all that.
Stranger: Ah, yes. I managed to catch a glimpse of the news article on that.
You: I believe the Sun carries regular articles on these garden birds quite prominently, though I forget which page. (Times reader, myself).
Stranger: I do believe it is the 3rd page? Although I may be mistaken....
You: Probably, I forget these things. Stresses of keeping animals and all that.
Stranger: Yes, they are a burden! But we must earn our daily bread some way.
You: As you say, though it's getting ever more difficult to make ends meet.
Stranger: Indeed, and my wife is expecting another child, which will undoubtedly drain my wallet.
You: Ah well; I'd best be going and tending to the sheep, I think.
Stranger: Very well. Good day to you.
You: And to you, good luck with your chicken breeding.
Stranger: Thank you, sir.
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Haha, that's a good one. I wonder how long he was trying to find someone who would reply like that :D
Markorgis's Search For Randomness:
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You: Say something random
Stranger: ?
Stranger: m/f
You: wow thanks. I realy need that random thingo.
You: anything else random?
You: Like cheese
Stranger: how sweet
You: not blue vane cheese
You: it might be if you put sugar with it
Stranger: yeelow cheese
Stranger: no
Stranger: ithink u r female
You: yellow cheese is yummy. not sweet
You: lol
You: fe or male
Stranger: do u knom about anal
You: do you know about an anurism
Stranger: no
Stranger: male
You: what about cancer
Stranger: yes
You: i might be that
Stranger: and u m/f
You: or cancer
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You: Say something random.
Stranger: Jocular.
You: Cancer
Stranger: Children
You: Chees
You: e
Stranger: Camembert
You: broom
Stranger: Closet
You: pantry
Stranger: Wheat
You: bread
Stranger: Pancreas
You: Anvil
Stranger: Iron
You: Hammer
Stranger: Thor
You: God
Stranger: You crossed the line, sir.
You: sry
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I like this one:
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You: Say something random
Stranger: i hav candy
Stranger: want?
You: I have rat sack. want?
Stranger: yeah give me
You: no it's all mine
You: *I die*
Stranger: i want......
You: you do know that it's a poison right?
Stranger: we'll do it together
Stranger: i know
You: what? kill each other
Stranger: kill our self
You: but you said you want
Stranger: ur name?
You: Ganghis Khan
Stranger: i want
You: sorry. he died in the 12 century
Stranger: from?
You: a knife to the throte
Stranger: ok
You: long story short; his wife
Stranger: dont get into these all
You: all what
Stranger: these r very danger
Stranger: knife, poison
You: lol
You: so is water when you stay under for too long
Stranger: m/f?
You: don't you mean m/f/cancer
You: i'n cancer
Stranger: hmm
You: I kill\
Stranger: ohh
You: do you smoke
Stranger: nop
Stranger: u?
You: thats good
Stranger: yeah
You: than I don't kill some people
You: others get it another way
You: like lung cancer
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got it
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A new fav
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi my name is Frog. Whats your name?
Stranger: sean
You: Hi Sean
You: Do you have a fly for me?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm a but hungry.
Stranger: no i dont sorry
You: :(
Stranger: if i did it would be yours
Stranger: but sadly there are none around me right now
Stranger: its still winter
Stranger: its supposed to snow tomorrow
You: Then do you have a lily pad for me? I'm getting too fat on flys and mine is sinking.
You: Please?
Stranger: i know of a pond where there are some
Stranger: but again i have none on me
You: Oh
You: Ok
You: Whats the pond called
Stranger: idk its man made
You: Mayde I'll try find it some day.
Stranger: but there are lilly pads
You: Ok
Stranger: and other frogs
You: Ohh
You: Thats good than
Stranger: big ones! and little ones
You: Thanks
Stranger: one time there were a bunch of frogs in my swimming pool
Stranger: and so me and my brothers went swimming with them
Stranger: it was a good time
You: But no lily pads.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: not in the pool no
You: I'll go look for the pond than.
You: Thanks for the help.
You: Bye
Stranger: your welcome
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Frodo's Lost:
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You: Hi. My name is Frodo. By the way, where is The Shire? I'm a bit lost.
Stranger: hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha
Stranger: i m agree with you
Stranger: but dear Frodo
You: Don't laugh. Getting lost isn't funny.
Stranger: i m Karan
Stranger: not Shire
Stranger: probably
You: I'm late for meating Gandalph
Stranger: yeah getting lost is not funny
Stranger: u r hulorious
You: Please give me directions.
Stranger: ok
You: All I want is to go home.
Stranger: i m giving u directions
Stranger: tellme from where u are
Stranger: ur city
You: Bag End
Stranger: then i will tell u where ur home is
Stranger: its ur city
You: Its at Bag End
You: In the Shire
You: In Middle Earth.
Stranger: its shirehampton
You: No. I'm sure its at Bag End.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ur home is at
You: Bag End
Stranger: 24 metres away from city church
Stranger: then turn right
Stranger: go straight
Stranger: the house nu 4 is yours home
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u can go home now
Stranger: hey
You: It's the fourth hill on the right with a round door in it.
You: Right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but it is in china town street
Stranger: so
Stranger: u get ur home directions from me
You: Ok
You: Thank you.
Stranger: wanna go to Mom
You: No
You: To my cozy hill.
StrangeYou: ur name?
Stranger: please
You: My name is Frodo
Stranger: oh
You: I've already said that.
Stranger: i have got it
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i forget it
You: Bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: now?
You: I'm going home to Bag End now.
Stranger: i wanna chat with u
You: Na
Stranger: ok'
Stranger: go after 5 minutes
You: Gandalph needs me.
You: Bye
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Super awesome OMEGLE TIME >:D
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Stranger: hi
You: SAURON IS AT THE SHIRE D:
Stranger: asl
You: What to do!?
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Stranger: heyy
You: Sauron is in the shire!
You: What to do now!?
Stranger: kill him!
You: With what!?
You: We're 3 ft tall things with no weapons beyond a walking stick!
Stranger: styer aug!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ut portugaled :/ lol
You: dammit >_>
You: thanks for your help though
You: Good bye!
Stranger: join the dark side..
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What'd I do :unsure:
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You: Sauron is in the Shire!
You: What to do!?
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You: Sauron is in the Shire!
You: What to do!?
Stranger: hey
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Sort of better ^o) ?
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You: Lord of the Rings?
Stranger: why not
You: Sauron is in the Shire D:!
You: What to do!?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: do me a bj
Stranger: (:
You: >_>
Stranger: :P
Stranger: <3
You: o_O
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That's right, I'ma copy the previous post(s) B)
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f/m
You: Lord of the Ring?
You: Cancer
You: f/m/c
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My FIRST slightly intellectual chat :P
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Stranger: Hello
You: Lord of the Ring?
You: or Harry Potter?
Stranger: No I'm batman.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: hmm
You: Think my phone line is shot again =/
You: What do you think?
Stranger: I'm tempted to advice you to kill yourself.
Stranger: Would that solve anything?
You: hmmm
You: It MIGHT solve cancer..... Gotta think on that =/
Stranger: One needs to experiment.
You: One needs to find something to experiment ON first
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That's what I'm talking about.
You: How do you experiment something without an experimentee?
Stranger: Whatever.
Stranger: Too much in my ears.
You: roger that
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The #1 best Omegle ever had, I think?
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Stranger: hello
You: Lord of the Ring?
Stranger: lord of the strings. lol
You: Aragorn walked into the Mead Hall of the Rohirrim to find.....
Stranger: he had lost something?
You: and went back to his shack.....
Stranger: nice, he must be comfy now
You: but he finds that his elf wife is cheating on him next door and decides to....
Stranger: cheat on the cheating wife...
You: Which creates a paradox that.....
Stranger: was never meant to be part of
You: the universal engine code that.......
You: hold on
You: "The universe and thus.....
Stranger: ...when this happened, it created an unexpected...
You: -ly large blackhole that teared the fabric of......
Stranger: ***sorry, can't type from inside a black hole***
Stranger: lol
You: which made God go "Dammit, not again!"
You: What movie next?
Stranger: hey, sorry, gtg, that was fun :)
You: later!
You: wait
Stranger: cya
Stranger: what?
You: Exhange E-Mails and start again later?
Stranger: sounds good, but i'm feeling a little cryptic today, sorry :(
You: navyfield_ftw@hotmail.com <--- If you want
You: good bye!
Stranger: take care! nice to meet you
You: same
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Mkay. I think that that's enough for now :P
Today, I decided to be a Dragon.
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Stranger: djnfag
Stranger: That is what happens when I slam my head against the keyboard.
Stranger: +i8gfhjkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: Fell asleeep.
You: HAVE YOU TRIED EATING YOUR KEYBOARD?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: BUT IT NEEDS SOME HOT SAUCE.
You: WAS IT NICE? I ATE AN XBOX ONCE, BUT DIDN'T HAVE ANY NUTMEG. :/
Stranger: AWW. YES.
Stranger: BUT IT NEEDED SOME SOUR CREAM.
Stranger: IT WAS SO BLAND.
Stranger: I STARTED CHOKING ON THE LETTER "A".
You: GENERALLY I'M MEANT TO EAT CHILDREN AND VIRGINS, ACCORDING TO MY JOB DESCRIPTION, BUT TESCO DIRECT DON'T DO THAT KINDA STUFF. :/
Stranger: UH OH/
Stranger: WHY VIRGINS?
Stranger: THEY'RE MORE PURE?
Stranger: THEN THE SLUTS?
You: I DUNNO, EMPLOYMENT REGULATIONS.
Stranger: *THAN
Stranger: HAVE YOU EATEN ONE YET?
You: NOPE. HAVEN'T EVEN BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS.
Stranger: THAT'S GOOD, I GUESS.
Stranger: MORALS GOT IN THE WAY?
You: AND I HAVE BATH SALTS AND A LOOFA WAITING AS WELL. :/
Stranger: WAIT.
Stranger: I'M AN INNOCENT.
Stranger: AND A VIRGIN.
Stranger: :O :O :O :O :O
Stranger: JK.
Stranger: I'M NOT AN INNOCENT.
You: TECHNICALLY, SO AM I. I JUST HAPPEN TO BE A DRAGON TOO. :/
Stranger: AWESOME.
Stranger: CAN I HITCH A RIDE?
You: DEPENDS. WILL THERE BE STUFF TO EAT?
Stranger: YES. WE'RE GOING TO CANDY ISLAND.
You: THE SCALES MIGHT CHAFE LIKE HELL, I WARN YOU. AND IF YOU SLIP ONTO THE BACK SPINES, YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN WON'T THANK YOU FOR IT.
Stranger: OKAY, I DON'T MIND.
Stranger: BUT ONE QUESTION: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
You: I'M A DRAGON. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
Stranger: I'M DEAF?
Stranger: NO. THAT WON'T WORK.
Stranger: 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
You: YAY!
You: ...YAY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A VERY SCARY THING TO SAY. HM. I NEED TO GET BETTER AT THIS.
Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: THAT WON'T WORK NIETHER.
Stranger: *NEITHER.
You: I SWEAR, TERRORISING HUMANS FOR DUMMIES IS USELESS.
Stranger: HM. TRY THE THE BOOK WRITTEN FOR DRAGONS BY DRAGONS.
Stranger: THAT'LL GIVE YOU SOME FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE.
Stranger: ANOTHER QUESTION: ARE YOU A FEMALE DRAGON OR A MALE DRAGON?
You: YEAH, BUT I GOT BANNED FROM WATERSTONES AFTER I BURNED IT DOWN.
You: I'M A MALE DRAGON.
Stranger: WHY'D YOU BURN IT DOWN?
Stranger: I'M A HUMAN FEMALE.
Stranger: WHERE'D YOU GO?
You: SORRY
You: I HAD TO EAT THE PHONE, IT KEPT RINGING.
You: WATERSTONES? I JUST SNEEZED. :/
Stranger: THAT SUCKS.... DID THE PHONE TASTE GOOD?
You: NOT VERY. TOO CRUNCHY.
Stranger: I LIKE IT WHEN MY FOOD IS CRUNCHY,
Stranger: My throat is sore. No more yelling for me.
You: YOU MIGHT LIKE PHONES THEN, I GUESS. IT WAS A BIT LIKE EATING HORSE METATARSALS IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED THEM.
Stranger: Depends, I only eat human food, not electronics.
Stranger: The keyboard was an exception.
You: AH, SOUNDS FAIR ENOUGH TO ME. I WOULD SAY I ONLY ATE DRAGON FOOD, BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH THAT ISN'T COVERED BY THAT.
You: WHICH IS A REAL BUMMER, AS DELIA DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT PREPARING CARS.
Stranger: What do dragons not eat?
Stranger: http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/images/skull-dragons.jpg (http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/images/skull-dragons.jpg) <------ I wanna draw that.
You: I DON'T FIND BABIES VERY APPEALING. I USUALLY JUST SHOVE THEM IN THE BIN WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING IF SOMEONE SERVES THEM TO ME.
Stranger: Like vegetables.
You: I DON'T EAT VEGETABLES EITHER. TOO MUCH FIBRE, AND TOO SMALL.
Stranger: Not very filling for dragons. Amiright?
You: YEAH, MUCH EASIER JUST TO FIND SOME SHEEP SOMEWHERE.
Stranger: You're probably the best dragon I've met so far.
You: HOW MANY OTHERS HAVE YOU MET? I NEVER SEEM TO MEET ANY OTHER DRAGONS.
Stranger: About 9 moe.
Stranger: *more.
Stranger: They wanted me to meet them in an alley so they could eat me.
You: YOU SEEM TO BE QUITE A NICE HUMAN AS WELL. IN THE PERSONALITY SENSE THAT IS; I CAN'T TELL IN THE CULINARY SENSE.
Stranger: Haha. Personality sense? I find myself quite dull when it comes to that.
You: CITY DRAGONS SUCK. ALL THE BEST DRAGONS LIVE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE. PREFERABLY MOUNTAINS, THOUGH I'M STUCK IN FENLAND AT THE MOMENT. PLENTY OF SHEEP HERE THOUGH.
Stranger: You don't like eating sheep?
Stranger: All the time?
You: NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT THEY'RE FAIRLY DECENT AS A SNACK FOOD.
Stranger: Ohh. Sorry my scaly dragon friend, I have to go,
Stranger: Bye.
You: WHAT A PITY. GOODBYE, FRIENDLY HUMAN.
Stranger: Hope a wonderful female dragon to keep you companyt.
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The most Normal conversation I've ever gotten.
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Stranger: What do you think I'd get, if I sold my towel I got from Justin Bieber?
You: He must be mad
You: Better not tell him
Stranger: mad why?
You: He might sing you a song.
You: To kill you
Stranger: wt? what?
You: Or seriesly injure you
You: I'll be bad
Stranger: and he should do that be cause?
You: You sold his towel
You: He needs it
Stranger: no, i asked what i'd get ;) i never said i would do it. Caue i wont. and no he threw it to me :) dont worry ;)
Stranger: cause*
You: If you see a boy walking down the street with wet haitr and wet clothes don't be serprised.
Stranger: what are you talking aboout?
You: E-Bay
You: if you sold his towel
You: You'll get about $99 000 000 000 000
You: Mabye more.
Stranger: a little dramatic?
You: Naa
You: not dramatic enough.
You: It would be atleast twice that much.
Stranger: lol
You: Baby Baby Bady oh like Baby Baby Baby
You: Did I just type Bady
You: I must have
Stranger: yeah you did
Omegle is a good place to advertise Exilian
Have we actually got any active members via Omegle? Like, ever?
:( No. But it's not like we try every one that doesn't ask asl.
I've just tried Omegle for the first time and pretty much the first five times were just men doing the whole asl thing. Patience = thin.
You can always troll them
Trolling is working and working well... :D
DnD versus Pokemon, you saw it here first...
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Stranger: Gary oak?
You: Boris Birch?
Stranger: nope its me Ash ketchum!
You: Is this the point where I realise I left everything except the damn Magikarp at home?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Is this to point to remind you that you always come at me in caves with my half dead pokemon?
Stranger: and start a battle?
You: Damn. This thing had better have some REALLY good frantic pointless splashing going on.
Stranger: I don't think it will :D
Stranger: Not if I send out Pikachu
You: Are you sure that's a Pikachu you've got there?
Stranger: I'm sure thats a Pikachu connected to my shoulder
You: ...yeah, psychology tactics aren't going to work here. Crap.
Stranger: I'll finally Get my Revenge for All those times in those caves
You: Hm... looks like I need to be using skills from a different game altogether then.
Stranger: oh don't worry, I have all the super effective pokemon of other regions on me, and a Scrafty
You: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/expeditiousRetreat.htm
^ D&D, Expeditious Retreat time. :P
Stranger: Oh man! AFTER HIM GUYS!
You: Expeditious Retreat! Haste! Wind Walk!
Stranger: WIND WAKER, Tail Wind!
You: ...well, damn.
You: However, there are a few factors you may have failed to consider.
Stranger: Oh really? what?
You: One: I can fly without the wind, thaks to the Overland Flight spell I cast this morning.
Stranger: 1 point for Ash, I have a Emolga, it's a electric flying and can use fly
You: Two: These pokemon are really getting on my nerves, but don't technically HAVE damage reduction rolls since they're from the wrong game system.
Stranger: very true...
You: Three: Meteor Swarm.
Stranger: But Pikachu is from the game
Stranger: and OMG!-runs away-
You: BOOM!
You: ~Game Over~
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Return of the Omegle Dragon...
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Stranger: Hello
You: HELLO.
Stranger: asl
You: I AM A DRAGON, ANCIENT AS THE HILLS, AND LIVING IN THE FAR OFF CAVES.
Stranger: So i'm talking to a dragon?
You: THAT WAS WHAT I SAID, YES.
Stranger: You got to be kidding me. Send me a picture of you pleeease
You: ...YOU KNOW, I'M PROBABLY TECHNICALLY SUPPOSED TO DEVOUR YOU AT THIS POINT.
You: I'M JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT BEING SCARY. :/
Stranger: S your a nice dragon?
You: WELL, IT MAY DEPEND HOW YOU DEFINE NICE. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT TERRORISING PEOPLE, ANYWAY.
You: APPARENTLY "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR CORPSE LIGHTLY SEASONED WITH NUTMEG AND A SMALL BUT ELEGANT SALAD GARNISH!" ISN'T AS SCARY A LINE AS YOU MAY AT FIRST THINK.
Stranger: Well, nice dragon. I would like too let you know that you are speaking too a Admin of Omegle :)
Stranger: Congrats!:)
You: CAN I ASK, THEN... WOULD DEVOURING YOU GIVE ME ELDRITCH POWER AND CONTROL OVER THE WHOLE SITE?
Stranger: No, there are many Admins :)
Stranger: So you'ld have to find them all.
You: THAT'S A PITY.
You: THERE IS ONE WEBSITE I HAVE ELDRITCH POWER OVER, BUT IT'S NOT VERY BIG.
Stranger: Did you know that we are in a chatroom right now i can add as many strangers as i want. :) want me too add a few more people?
You: IF YOU WISH.
Stranger: Just don't say anything when they talk. Ill add 3 people
Stranger: ok?
You: I PROMISE NOT TO TALK. MIGHT EAT ONE IF THE CONVERSATION DRIES UP.
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: here we go
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 14 f usq
Stranger: *usa
Stranger: i want horny girl with skype
Stranger: no
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'll skype
Stranger: illeatuupiloveuso
Stranger: im male
Stranger: is it u r skype name/
Stranger: You are all in a chatroom with a admin. Be nice
Stranger: im m too
Stranger: NACHOS BITCHES
Stranger: I wanna skype with a girl, add me: illeatuupiloveuso
Stranger: just me and you now dragon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :)
You: I COUNT THAT AS DRY CONVERSATION.
*CRUNCH* *Craccck!* *AAAAAAGH!* *CRUNCH*
OM NOM NOM. HUMANS ARE BORING.
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Stranger: Hiya
You: HELLO.
Stranger: Baka
You: I'M TECHNICALLY SUPPOSED TO DEVOUR YOU AT THIS POINT, I THINK. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS YET. :/
Stranger: What are you?
You: A DRAGON.
Stranger: Well, I'm a vampire :)
Stranger: do we taste good or you prefer somehting more human?
You: AH. PROBABLY NOT GREAT. I'LL SEE WHAT DELIA SAYS.
You: APPARENTLY YOU'D GIVE ME INDIGESTION AND AN OVERDOSE OF SANGUINITY.
Stranger: Heh
You: SO I THINK I'LL PASS ON THE EATING IF IT'S ALL THE SAME WITH YOU.
You: THOUGH WOULD YOU MIND ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION?
Stranger: Go ahead
You: I HAVE TO SHOUT OUT A MENACING LINE BEFORE DEVOURING A HERO AT SOME POINT SOON. I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN:
You: DURGAN! YOUR TIME HAS COME! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR CORPSE LIGHTLY SEASONED WITH NUTMEG AND OVEN-ROASTED FOR THREE HOURS TO BRING OUT THE SUCCULENT FLAVOUR!
You: AND
You: DURGAN! YOU DIE NOW! I SHALL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD WITH SHOWER GEL, A NICE LOOFA, AND A RUBBER DUCK IF I CAN FIND WHERE IN MY HOARD DUCKIE WENT!
You: ...
You: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Stranger: the former
You: YOU'RE SURE?
You: AND IS NUTMEG SCARY ENOUGH? WOULD PARSLEY BE SCARIER?
Stranger: nutmeg is fine enough :)
Stranger: besides, the second one makes you sound forgetfull, not going to strike fear so well
You: THAT'S TRUE. IF ONLY I KNEW WHERE DUCKIE WENT. :/
Stranger: You'll find it, things are never truely lost
You: I HOPE NOT.
You: ANYWAY, WHAT'S BEING A VAMPIRE LIKE FOR YOU?
You: ARE YOU STILL THERE? :/
You: AW MAN, EVERYBODY KEEPS RUNNING AWAY LATELY.
You: GOODBYE THEN, VAMPIRE.
You: I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GO EAT SOMEONE ELSE...
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you didn't find out if it was sparkly vampire!
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You: Arr!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: female or male?
You: I be a pirate!
Stranger: oł ; p
Stranger: I'm sorry ;]
Stranger: I'm a captian
You: I be that, as well.
Stranger: what is your ship?
You: The Exilian. And yers?
Stranger: the Black Pearl ; p
Stranger: Have you Artificial eye ?
Stranger: *do you have
You: Nay, on account of that I be not enough of a silly bastard to let someone poke mine out.
Stranger: ;c
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Remember, wannabe pirates:
Losing an eye, leg, or hand does not improve your street cred; it just shows you weren't good enough not to lose them in the first place. :P
Never thought of that :D
BTW, shouldn't you be studying? :P
I did two maths papers yesterday and got 64/72 and 71/72 respectively as well, you know. :P
We expected 72/72 plus bonus on each. >:(
I... I'm sorry. :'(
Okay, the news: Omegle has instituted a "spy mode" where one person asks a question and watches two others discuss it.
This can lead to monumentally dumb occurrences. I was asking the questions:
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Question to discuss:
What do you think is the point of history, as a subject?
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 2: NOOO
Stranger 1: m f?
Stranger 2: NOT THE SAME QUESTION
Stranger 2: female :D
Stranger 2: you?
Stranger 1: male
Stranger 1: where are you from?
Stranger 2: were you from?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: australia
Stranger 2: im from holland, amsterdam
Stranger 1: nice :)
Stranger 2: yesyes
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 16, you?
Stranger 1: 17
Stranger 2: whats your name?
Stranger 1: michael
Stranger 1: you?
Stranger 2: milou
Stranger 1: thats a pretty name :)
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: you pronounce it like; me-loo
Stranger 2: or something xD
Stranger 1: haha i will remember that!
Stranger 2: yeaah :D
Stranger 1: do you have msn or something? i wonder what you look like :D
Stranger 2: yes i have but i don't have a cam
Stranger 2: [MSN address deleted because I'm nice] if you'd like to add
Stranger 1: i will
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 2: okay :D
Stranger 2: bye :D
Yes, you just saw two people who have no idea who I am give me their names, locations, and in one case their MSN address. FAIL.
lol yeah i saw this the other day, but I couldn't figure out how to participate as one of the question answerers...
If you do a few text conversations it offers you the possibility to switch.
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Okay, the news: Omegle has instituted a "spy mode" where one person asks a question and watches two others discuss it.
This can lead to monumentally dumb occurrences. I was asking the questions:
Spoiler
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What do you think is the point of history, as a subject?
Stranger 2: OMG
Stranger 2: NOOO
Stranger 1: m f?
Stranger 2: NOT THE SAME QUESTION
Stranger 2: female :D
Stranger 2: you?
Stranger 1: male
Stranger 1: where are you from?
Stranger 2: were you from?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: australia
Stranger 2: im from holland, amsterdam
Stranger 1: nice :)
Stranger 2: yesyes
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 16, you?
Stranger 1: 17
Stranger 2: whats your name?
Stranger 1: michael
Stranger 1: you?
Stranger 2: milou
Stranger 1: thats a pretty name :)
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: you pronounce it like; me-loo
Stranger 2: or something xD
Stranger 1: haha i will remember that!
Stranger 2: yeaah :D
Stranger 1: do you have msn or something? i wonder what you look like :D
Stranger 2: yes i have but i don't have a cam
Stranger 2: [MSN address deleted because I'm nice] if you'd like to add
Stranger 1: i will
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 2: okay :D
Stranger 2: bye :D
Yes, you just saw two people who have no idea who I am give me their names, locations, and in one case their MSN address. FAIL.
Clearly they didn't read the rules of engagement re you watching. Or they're just muppets. That said, they hardly knew each other better than they knew you, so it's a double fail really.
Just read your Dragon convos. Hilarious stuff. Reminds of when I decided to be a goat and I did a similar thing, but it was on webcam version and I had my webcam trained on a little goaty space hopper thing I have. :P Unfortunately I messed up most of the screenshots I took.
I don't get it.
How to troll a Nazi...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Books.
Stranger: HEIL HITLER!
You: Hey man
You: I'm really happy for you here
Stranger: Why thank you?
You: And I'm gonna let you finish
You: But I'm just here to say
You: Stalin had one of the greatest dictatorships of all time.
You have disconnected.
And with a great and terrible scream the necroposting took place and the thread drifted from the depths like some horrid floater.
Warning: rude language to come.
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Stranger: Im a dragon
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: Hello, yes, this is Dragon
You: I have potatos for sale
Stranger: *takes them and flies away*
You: Bastard
You: MY POTATOS!!!
Stranger: I'll bring them back
Stranger: Some of them, at least
You: Now will starve
Stranger: No you wont
You: I hope you're happy dick-bag
Stranger: You were SELLING them
You: To get get money
You: to eat
Stranger: Look, I've got a better idea
You: if I eat noting but potatos I will die
You: so I sell them
You: to buy meat
You: go on
Stranger: Look, give me a minute or two, and you'll have something better to sell
Stranger: More expensive
You: This better be portugaling good
Stranger: Done
You: What now?
Stranger: I made potato vodka
Stranger: I'm winning
You: Let's go get armadillofaced and pick up whores!
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: And you can also sell some of it, you know, for cash
You: And they all lived happaly ever after
Stranger: You mean we dont get to see the party?
You: Not till the sequal
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Roll the sequel
You: Our bugit was very small
You: Next time roung we'll relie on flashy effects insted of good character and clever writing
You: round*
Stranger: Or we could, you know, actually get drunk as portugal and film it
You: I don't know
You: Where are you?
Stranger: My cave
Stranger: Want me to pick you up?
You: Got a thing with the wife tonight
You: She fells I love the potatos more than her
Stranger: Do you?
You: So very very much
You: I sleep in the potato shed
Stranger: Have you ever portugaled a potato?
You: I bathe in potato mulch
You: I have carved potato children to replace my normal armadilloty ons
You: ones*
Stranger: Answer the question
You: I don't know
Stranger: You dont know whether or not you've portugaled a potato
You: Well it comes down to what you coun't as a potato
You: for example do you count potatos animated by dickish wizards as still potatos
You: ?
Stranger: YEah
You: well in that case I have made sweet sweet love to a potato
Stranger: I portugaled a lion once
Stranger: It was AWESOME
You: bitch ran off with the wizard
You: What happend to the lion?
Stranger: Nothing special
You: Where are we exactly that we can grow potatos and have lions?
Stranger: I dunno actually
Stranger: ...the zoo?
You: Oh man I hate te zoo
You: I tried to see potatos there once and I got bet up my monkeys
Stranger: The monkeys are extra chill stoned
You: Little bastards
You: Hold the Phone!
Stranger: What?
You: How did you fement vodka in about three seconds?
You: Are you a wizard?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: I kept the potatoes and gave you some of the vodka I already had
You: Where did you get vodka?
Stranger: I made it of course
You: With potatos?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Have you stolen from me before?
Stranger: No
You: You have, haven't you!
Stranger: Nope
You: I don't belive you
Stranger: I only steal from the guy on the other side of the lake
You: He gorw onions
Stranger: He's secretly growing potatoes
You: BASTARD!!!
You: I'll rip he face off
You: his*
Stranger: Relax
Stranger: Have a drink or two
You: Right that's it I'm off to burn his house down
You: Wish me luck
Stranger: No
Stranger: Chill, you're overreacting
Stranger: Are you drunk already
You: Come oooooooooon
You: Your a dragon
You: You like to burn stuff right/
Stranger: Yeah...
You: Come ooooooon It'll be fun
Stranger: Okay.... but only if we go to the zoo after
You: We'll throw his wife in the like
You: Shure whatever you want buddy
You: Let's go
Stranger: Climb on my back
You: Onward trusty steed
Stranger: *takes off*
Stranger: You know what I've always wanted to do?
You: portugal a potato?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Get an entire zoo stoned and open up all the cages
You: We could kill everyone
You: and take their wives
Stranger: Huh?
You: and their their potatos
Stranger: Nah, I'd rather not
You: We're here
You: Alright you
Stranger: OH armadillo, WE ARE?
Stranger: *crashes*
You: Come out with your hads- AGHHHHH
You: This seem like a good place to end thank you very much good sir but now I must sleep
Stranger: Good might sir
Hahahahahahaha, that was outright random! Hilarious, it a shame it's hard to find those people again
I once got the same person in a row. It as funny because I said the same thing to both of them so the second time she/he was like "YOU AGAIN!?!" *Disconnected*
Hahahahahaha, no pic of that? :P
Once I got same dude two times in a row on chatroulette. He was like "you look a lot like the last guy I got. Wait, nvm, bie"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded
officially in tears and rofl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Quote from: Question to discuss:
Hi i'm ella, how's it going and what you up to? Btw i'm also the stranger! And to prove it i will type "apple". no joke
Stranger: Apple
You: Apple
You: No, no
You: "apple"
You: There, I'm more real than you!
Stranger: APPLE
Stranger: Bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild POTATO appears
You: POTATO uses fear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's super effective
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like potatoes.
Stranger: Liams Payne Phone
Stranger: is that you?
You: POTATOES
Stranger: yeah but you need to like carrots too, i'm only looking for someone with very specific interests, sorry.
You: BIG POTATOES
You: and human brains with carrots
You: and some cheese
You: definitely some cheese
Stranger: nah i don't really like potatoes unless they have meat juice on them and are organic :D
Stranger: g2g sorry must find the carrot person
You: you can't eat potatoes without meat
Stranger: umm i know right
You: same as brains with no carrots
You: it's just wrong
Stranger: i ay talk about potatoes with you later ok?
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: meat and potatoes were meant to be together
Stranger: !!
You: CHEESE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Quote
Question to discuss:
I'm the Stranger, to prove it I'll say "apple".
Stranger 1: banana
Stranger 2: Orange
Stranger 1: grape(s)
Stranger 2: mango
Stranger 1: kiwi
Stranger 2: starfruit
Stranger 1: pear
Stranger 2: strawberry
Stranger 1: canteloupe
Stranger 2: blueberry
Stranger 1: watermelon
Stranger 2: apple
Stranger 2 has disconnected
i found this amusing
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m here
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine m/f?
You: arent you going to ask me how i am?
Stranger: ok , how r u doin
You: im well thanks. been up to much?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: how old are you ?
Stranger: m/f?
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: r u kidding!!!
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: straight
You: im sorry i dont understand what does your sexual orientation have to do with our conversing?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: u r right
Stranger: well
Stranger: im male
You: were you hoping that this might have led to a virtual sexual experience? because i hate to dissapoint but i dont believe in cyber sex before facebook friending
Stranger: u r male too
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: wbu?
Stranger: wise man
Stranger: lol
You: im 54
Stranger: so what
You: well you asked me my age so i told you
You: you're a most confusing person to talk to
Stranger: thnx a lot
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye uncle
You: farewell, nephew(i presume this is in the gangster sense rather than an odd encounter with my relation)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
You: Hey, I'm not a drunk girl and I'm not wearing a low cut top
You: I'm wearing a dressing gown and some pjs. And I'm a dude
Stranger: Cool and I'm not a hot guy and I not jacking off and I'm a woman 40 yrs old lol
You: Good to know
Stranger: Lol Jk though
You: Do you mean that you were joking about not being a guy who's jacking off? Bit wierd.
Stranger: Yes joking, I'm a girl 15
Stranger: Not a guy and not jacking off
Stranger has disconnected.
People on here are weird.
Still suspicious.
There's so many douche bags on Omegle :P , I challenge you guys to have an intelligent conversation with someone on there...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how are you?
Stranger: :)
You: Excellent
Stranger: sounds good, where are you from?
You: My names Ben Dover and i come from a little place in western America called Brown Town
Stranger: great :) I haven't heard of that town but sounds cool :) in California? :)
You: Yeah its good, can get a bit smelly though
You: Sometimes you get these massive great dust stroms
You: They leave everything browny yellow for days
You: storms*
Stranger: bet lol like a desert yeh? I felt a little like that when I was in egypt :)
Stranger: probably coz it's dry also there yeh?
You: Yeah its located in a desert'
You: yup
You: thats the one
Stranger: gotcha :) but I bet it's so pretty there, deserts are (:
You: So warm, and surprisingly humid for a desert as well
Stranger: that's interesting !
You: i wouldnt call it pretty, heaping lumps of pebbles and massive logs everywhere
Stranger: Oh I see..
Stranger: sounds like Texas lol
You: I wouldnt know :P
Stranger: yeah.. so, how old are you? :)
You: woah woah woah, too far bruzz.
You have disconnected.
(Pulled this badboy off myself :) ).
Why so normal?
Off the hook conversions have always been the whole point of omegle. :D
Yeah i suppose so, when i say "douche bags" however i mean those people that just go on there for some kind of hanky panky. I, and i'm sure all of you fella's on here are the same :P , dont go in for those kinds of shenanigans. Lol.
QuoteQuestion to discuss:
What are some ideas to make an ex-best friend cry?
Stranger: kill him.
You: Onions.
Stranger: should to the job
Stranger: or just hurt him
You: Lots of onions.
Stranger: onions is good.
You: Stuff them in his eyes and nose.
You: If he still holds on...
You: Try the holy passage.
Stranger: onions is probably more effective than hurting too.
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Question to discuss:
Hey, I'm feeling tired. My times gone today, i flirt with suicide. Sometimes that's okay
You: i flirt with potatoes
You: and chicks
Stranger: same ^
Stranger: not same ^
You: The feathery ones
Stranger: same ^
You: And i like cabbage and turnip
Stranger: not same ^
You: Sometimes I flirt with them too.
Stranger: same ^
You: I like to shove them up my nose and pretend that we're best friends.
Stranger: i did that with an apple once
Stranger: good times
You: But I know that we want more than that.
You: Apples are also nice.
Stranger: you're portugaling weird
Stranger: i like you
You: I like their bottoms.
You: I like you too stranger!
Stranger: thx stranger x0x0x0x
You: We share the passion for molesting fruit and vegetables.
Stranger: isn't it lovely
Stranger: i would like you more if you were australian
You: No, but I have relatives there.
You: And friends.
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: i also have all my possessions there
You: And restraining orders.
Stranger has disconnected.
And this:
http://l.omegle.com/be407b7.png
I invented the ikr acronym. Just fyi. :P
I invented fyi, btw.
I came up with btw, cbs creating anymore.
I can't believe it!! I just spent 1 hour talking to a chatbot on Omegle!!! I feel so stupid!!
Quote from: The Khan on April 12, 2014, 02:32:59 PM
I can't believe it!! I just spent 1 hour talking to a chatbot on Omegle!!! I feel so stupid!!
I have spent so much time running that, you get some fantastic conversations coming out of it! I have a chatbot v chatbot saved somewhere from years back, if it's as good as I remember I'll bring it out.
I went back again today, ahh nostalgia. Got this bit of weirdness.
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Stranger: what do u thibk about ancieent greeks?
CleverBot: What do you think about the war on terror?
Stranger: im the son of Zeus
CleverBot: I AM Zeus, *Infidel!
Stranger: Hercules
CleverBot: Sweet hahahahahahahha (punch)*.