Try and beat whoever posted before you with a picture that would own theirs.
The following are not allowed;
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Vimes
As nothing beats their awesomeness and that would end the thread.
We'll start small;
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so_kawaii.jpg)
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/cat_show/cat_show_01.jpg)
there aint no cat alive this mouse cant beat
(http://www.mccnet.com.au/web_images/jerry.jpg)
(if you don't recognise him http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_jerry) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_jerry))
(http://libraries.uta.edu/sel/exhibits/images/mousetrap.jpg)
cant find the cheese if he can smell it
first picture (http://www.acetradingpost.com/images/cleaners/fabreeze.jpg)
EDIT: I really should of found a better picture first
(http://www.uk.pg.com/images/febrezePack_IL.jpg)
cant smell anything if theres nothing to smell
(http://www.caerdroia.org/116/nuclear-explosion.jpg)
(http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg)
Cockroachs are immune to radiation :P
may I say as a physicist and general geek that cockroaches are not immune to radiation, but they can resist allot compared to humans,
however many other insects can survive even higher doses of radiation
eg the fruit fly (about 5 times more, the numbers elude me)
(http://entoplp.okstate.edu/ddd/IMAGES/fruitfly.jpg)
Quotemay I say as a physicist and general geek that cockroaches are not immune to radiation, but they can resist allot compared to humans,
Seriously? i thought i heard something about if there was a nuclear war that cockroaches would be alive after we all died...
Indeed they can survive a nuclear bombs radiation, but there are things better at it, such as the fruit fly, therefore it wins
I was gonna do a bug bomb, but that's not very interesting
(http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/FLY%20GUN.jpg)
but even a fruit fly cant survive this
(http://www.seasidenaturalsonline.com/images/products/detail/BugSpray_ds_800.jpg)
(http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/al/alaskan-30cm-brushed-nickel-fan.jpg)
:rolleyes: Hi i made a acount and dont know how to put a image in! can any1 help me i bit thick lol :unsure: :zegun: [/font]
There's a little button saying 'img'. Press it, enter the URL of your image, then press OK.
if i click the IMG key i get ulr thing to type in? what is it? :blink:
what is a ULR
To put in an image it needs to be uploaded to the internet. If your image is on the iternet, right-click it, then press properties. There will be the URL there.
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/01/08/01_08_34---Ducks_web.jpg)
:lol: nothing beats this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
o and thank you very much jubal ;)
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/killer_dog.jpg)
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/lightning-gallery-18.jpg)
ha ha my powerful electricity frys u all :lol:
(http://www.kalons.nl/otten/thumbs/sunnyday.t.jpeg)
cant have lightning on a sunny day
Welcome GMD :). You just wait, im going to find a picture thats going to kick your pictures ass.
not going to happen with this baby :lol:
my brilliant clouds cover up the sun :D
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/137697775_860c5c8426.jpg)
no water = no clouds
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/172/desert_sunrise_t2371.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/god-hates-us-winter-demotivational-poster.jpg)
:lol: nice 1 above but i melt u
(http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/specials/sprig/img/products/news_hairdryer.jpg)
sorry it was me above, just forgot to log in :lol: :flashy:
sorry no power, the nuclear power plant had a meltdown
(http://glen.utdallas.edu/chernobyl.jpg)
it runs on brilliant batteries[/color]
(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/batteries.jpg)
rechargable
(http://www.officesupplynow.com/xcart/images/EJ052000.jpg)
too bad there the exploding ones from the laptops :D
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/21/yahoodell_narrowweb__300x304,0.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/geek-squad-demotivational-poster.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/482031103_a9064a9862.jpg)
Excercise is good for you!
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/hard-lessons-domestic-violence-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Not if i forbid it :P
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/riding-to-the-bone-store.jpg)
Not if we escape! Gogogogogoo!!
power failiair ha ha :lol:
(http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVWCL1125112157PIC.jpg)
:lol:
It's repaired
(http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/AA+Automobile+Association_653_18191726_0_0_6000069_300.jpg)
AA have no jobs anymore (no cars) :lol: :P
(http://www.bized.co.uk/images/petrol2.jpg)
EDIT; beaten to it.
what?
omg some1 post plz i need to beat u ;)
errr, what does AA stand for?
in response to the picture before, you cant buy fuel if you dont have money:
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/money-what-youre-overweight-i-didnt-notice-demotivational-poster.jpg)
but you can't use money if you cant get to it!
(http://www.bullionvault.com/images/landingpage/Gold_Vault.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Plans-40325.jpg)
Its been robbed
but not if ROBO- COP is on the job!
(http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/robocop-792844bmp.jpg)
oh dear, he's rusting
(http://www.nugentec.com/images/rust.jpg)
not any more!!
(http://images.orgill.com/200x200/5757828.jpg)
think of something to beat it please or it will get boring
just paint him with rust paint then
(http://www.northshoredistributors.com.au/Photos/NSD%20Photo_1-2002/G_15_Rustpaint.jpg)
then ill just wash it off
with...?
Water Ballons!
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/waterballoon-demotivational-poster.jpg)
HA I THRASH WIV...
(http://www.china-needle.com/images/SINGLE-USE%20EPIDURAL%20NEEDLE.jpg)
You can't stab a pebble...
(http://www.customstone.com.au/Images/pebble.jpg)
(http://www.mainpump.com/image/2008/01/11/crusher.jpg)
ha ha it dont work :D
(http://tassiechat.com/photos/d/1463-2/f2218.jpg)
(http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50253887/MTU_Diesel_Engine_Generator_Set.jpg)
it wont work if its exposed to an EMP!!
(http://weaponsfactory.planetquake.gamespy.com/Quake3/shots/weapons/emp.jpg)
(http://www.airforce-technology.com/contractor_images/honeywell_lmb/5-tiger.jpg)
French Tiger helicopter, with ensured protection against EMP
(as seen in Goldeneye)
(http://oz.games-workshop.com/games/warhammer/dwarfs/catalog/images/gyrocopter.gif)
Dwarven Gyrocopter - pedal power and a steam powered machine gun!
it wont work if hit by my friend SAM
(http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/Museums/EgyptianNationalMilitaryMuseum/Sam.jpg)
the EMP would have nocked out your missile already :lol:
but if it hadn't, then we'd simply use this trusty canadian slingshot to shoot it down
(http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/slingshot.jpg)
not when SUPERMAN is on the job
(http://www.tshirllamach.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg)
soz wrng superman pic
(http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/superman_pic.jpeg)
bye superman :D kryptonite
(http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg)
(http://www.toyotter.com/stas/images/antikryptonitepack.jpg)
melted :lol:
(http://www.platinumrefineries.com/images/blow-torch.gif)
Dripping, this is a PG-13 forum careful on the mammary regions there.
no one ever told me it was PG - 13 (and that it was american) and i doubt theres people on here under 13
also Mount and Blade is rated 16+ so therfore to use this forum we should all be over the age of 16
but not if NERD RAMBO is protecting it
(http://www.thebluething.com/img/internet-soldier.jpg)
he got all his exams wrong and killed himself :lol:
(http://www.lutonsfc.ac.uk/lutonhome/Images/exams.jpg)
HA the exam results were delayed therefore he never killed himself in time
and its this guys fault
(http://nutlincs.org.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/edballs.jpg)
(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg)
Nice and simple.
i thought id never hav 2 do this but here it goes (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41088000/jpg/_41088482_fans.jpg) these guys will own all(croatian fans own everyone)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuff sed
also just look closely and u will see a tennis racket in there.a tennis racket at a footy match...!!!...???
thT SHOWS THE mentalness of the croats
(http://www.learntoquestion.com/seevak/groups/2004/sites/zana/images/turkishflag.jpg)
nuclear bomb again but better, with insect killer mixed in :lol: (learned from earlyer posts :D )
(http://mesikammen.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/nuclear-bomb-badger350.jpg)
with this mixed in
(http://www.foumanchimie.com/tmp/big/bybye-sb.gif)
ESCAPE!
(http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/139726main_Apollo_11_hires.jpg)
damn you jubal i knew you would play that picture o well the take off failed and ship blowed up ;)
(http://sillydog.org/graph/ss/others/challenger_explore.jpg)
A simple problem to fix...
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3636/ivanbionicarm2kq.jpg)
We have the technology.
technology failed
(http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/dacia.png)
if tech failed how would she get implants like these
[Images removed for pornographic content] - PC
[size=23]I CAN HAS BANHAMMER?[/size]
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You can has banhammer.
ok........ back to the game i kill u all with my ultimate gun
(http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/_ultimate_machine_gun_flashlight_fork_knife.jpg)
the bloke wasnt there to use it
he was at cartoon convention
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dtjaaaamjsl/1up/sakura08/pax01.jpg)
The cartoons were all mysteriously destroyed...
(http://www.rosebrand.com/images/product_320x320/Wiss-Scissors.jpg)
rock beats scissors
(http://www.new-age.co.uk/images/avebury/avebury-diamond-stone-l.jpg)
rats beaten to it, very well then paper covers rock
(http://www.designmeltdown.com/chapters/OldPaper/resources/paper_01.png)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Assassins_creed_assasination.jpg/800px-Assassins_creed_assasination.jpg)
hahaha. jubal barca what the hell noob lololololololoololooolo9.
wooooops soz.
but even an assasin cant beat...
A SQUIRREL WITH A MACHINE GUN!!
(http://www.jamiegaines.com/stuff/squirrel_with_machine_gun.jpg)
oops the cat got to him! :P
(http://www.jacksparx.com/SquirrelKiller.jpg)
oh dear ZOMBIE DOG got him
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_hdUtCf1TeBY/R1OJGM6WVDI/AAAAAAAAAFA/ofwIV0vuQlk/s1600-R/ugly_dog_01_560px.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/jesus2-demotivational-poster.jpg)
This guys a 'HOT DOG'!!! :lol:
[IMG]http://www.insanityplanet.com/Pictures%20Site/p72.htm
not even jesus could survive this!
(http://blog.catholic-convert.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/CrucifixionChurch.jpg)
raptor jesus rules
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2134/1930197204_3484b37073.jpg)
Dinosaurs
(http://www.darrenstraight.com/blog/images/2006/06/meteorite.jpg)
OWNED
(http://www.orokos.com/kippyhiller/raptor_jesus.png)
but the devil comes and gives us sins
(http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank/devil.gif)
Unfortunately, the devil discovered the was a source of evil in the wolr dhe could never hope to compete with, so he left...
(http://www.endevil.com/images/George_Bush.jpg)
Deamon-speed deamon!!!
[IMG]http://www.theabsurdreport.com/author/the-bear
due to lack of shrubo's pic i take it upon myself to continue
but noooo paper has attacked G.W.Bush
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-george-bush-papercut-war.jpg)
joy another pointless war
He's an Idiot! just look at this question he asked!
[/QUOTE]"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?"
I shall retort with yet more raptor jesus
(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/raptorjesus-36752.jpg)
but he will be extinct when this guy gets him
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9190/thattackmk0.gif)
he would rather go to school like a nice boy
(http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/discovery-dot-com-stick-figure-schoolchild.gif)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/simplicity-demotivational-poster.jpg)
The boy fails school ;)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Yakof.jpg)
Yakov Smirnoff...
Because in SOVIET RUSSIA, SCHOOL FAILS YOU!
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41405000/jpg/_41405072_wall_ap203body.jpg)
you really think soviet russia has fallen?
(http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1211/csmimg/OMED_P1.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/ak47-demotivational-posters.jpg)
that's hardly proof soviet Russia has fallen, it proves there ability to mass produce reliable, functional weapons
but whatever I'll bite
too bad its loaded with blanks
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Blankcartridge.jpg)
Actualy, i just searched Russia, so yeah.
but no amount of bullets will penetrate the highly classified armour on the
CHALLENGER 2 MBT
(http://www.tankmuseum.co.uk/news/images/hiquality-images/challenger2(301KB).jpg)
damn this thread it won't show any of the pictures
(http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg)
We has the technology.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/corks.jpg)
One of these should plug up that lil tank.
(http://www.johncolescontractors.com/images/stump_grinder.jpg)
wth is that?
looks like diarrhoea machine or something sooo:
(http://www.mcneilhealth.co.uk/corporate/Images/range2.jpg)
It shreads trees! :P
ok then
oh noes you have protesters up there
(http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/pics/2002/occupyAPRIL02/raincover.jpg)
im sure the tree really enjoyed filthy humans living on it
(http://k43.pbase.com/o6/56/493656/1/81047275.WpeIJ6d0.23jun2007115copy640.jpg)
"Smokey the bear says: 'Forest Fire! Every Man for himself!'"
(http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2007/115-1/fire.jpg)
"Let there be rain!"
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/nc_acid_rain_071009_ms.jpg)
too much rain
(http://flooddoctor.net/images/Atlanta_Flood_300.jpg)
kitchen towels to the rescue! :P
(http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50165030/Kitchen_Roll.jpg)
www.ilvangelo.org/news/immagini/assin.jpg
Need I say why :P YaaY I have 2 green squares :lol:
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/bush.jpg)
JAWS FTW!!!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/take5/slideshow/celebbirthdays2/img_9.jpg)
nyaaa take this jaws, I'll james bond you
(http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50090267/Electromagnet.jpg)
but james bond can't resist...
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/bond-girls-calendar-06-01.jpg)
a BOND GIRL
(http://jennydee.home.mindspring.com/dadpress.jpg)
you made him excited
i have a newer James Bond than you
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/DanielCraigOrangeBritishAcademyFilmAwards07.jpg)
that new bond film was terrible, it wasnt bond in my opinion
here is Bond, James Bond
(http://weblog.academiadedoblaje.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/sean_connery_as_bond.jpg)
damn nothing can beat the best Bond
or maybe...
(http://macdesktops.com/images/1024x768/BHdrEvil1024x768.jpg)
Dr. Evil
blatantly obvious reply
(http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/11118/AustinPowers_original.jpg)
owned by FAT BASTARD in a wire fighting scene LOL
(http://www.united-shops.com/stuffpic/figuren/690255_259x400.jpg)
Of corse the GMTV bikini diet!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/gmtv_logo_m_1.jpg)
fat bastard went on the subway diet, like jared
(http://weightlossratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/subway-diet-guy.jpg)
oh dear
Jared found Mcdonalds
(http://www.darabeel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zxj.jpg)
loses weight due to salad
(http://www.destinationfashion.mlccentre.com.au/images/sumo-salad.jpg)
this rabbit got to it first
(http://www.doktorfrank.com/archives/Herman_the_german_giant.jpg)
run rabbit run
(http://www.airsoftatlanta.com/images/new_shotgun_1a_jpg.jpg)
bullet proof glass mofo
(http://www.customarmoring.com/images/newglass1.jpg)
(http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store/images/products/preview/hh012-cartoon-sledge-hammer.jpg)
I have better hammer
(http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/images/evil/banhammer.jpg)
The power of termites!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/cartoon_bug.jpg)
your termites are powerless against
(http://pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/709bb1fd52f5fdf77fb840f48b48a43c.jpg)
TERRO:carpenter ant & termite killer
Some water should dilute that spay.I have 3 green squares YAAY!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/ist2_4588664_half_empty_glass_of_wa.jpg)
what if i add lots of sugar, so it cannot dissolve my termite killer
(http://www.ps.uci.edu/~tomba/ants/sugar.jpg)
not if 'little' kelvin here eats it (http://drew3000.net/wp-content/uploads/post_images/fat_kid.jpg)
Kelvin does eat it and goes on to become a sumo wrestler
(http://www.willisms.com/archives/sumo.gif)
to bad I have better sumo wrestler
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Fat_bastard.jpeg)
(back to Austin Powers, who would've guessed)
These should cut the wire he is hanging from.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/Wiss-Scissors.jpg)
Oh lemme guess! A rock!
now he's confined to a motorchair
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/markyfarkywarky/drive-thru-wheelchair.jpg)
oh dear the battery died
(http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Bethune_MS/GeneralArt/TNPOW_DeadBattery.jpg)
Lucky lil duracell bunny is here to help ^-^
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/duracell_bunny_2.jpg)
hehehehehehe
the squirrel got him
(http://broilerpress.de/Montagen/Giants/Dead-Bunny.jpg)
eewwww
I AM TERMINATOR!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/snipercat1.jpg)
oh dear, someone replaced your ammos gunpowder with gunpowder tea
(http://www.teadelight.com.au/teaimages/loose_tea/gunpowder.jpg)
Gunpowder not needed,its a paintball gun ;)
I have better one
(http://www.alternativepaintball.com/images/terminatorbench.jpg)
heres all about it (http://www.alternativepaintball.com/terminator.htm)
paintball tank
(http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/paintball-tank.jpg)
(http://www.it.uu.se/research/syscon/signalprocessing/topics/NQR/Landmine.jpg)
landmines anybody?
(http://www.phpshopxml.com/client/quakit/img/gas50877m.jpg)
your mine clearance didn't work
(bad taste ftw!)
(http://www.khrg.org/photoreports/2001photos/set2001a/larges/2001a-a57.jpg)
the obvious solution
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper247/stills/62t9veb4.jpg)
wtf! that is creepy
oh no your ammo blew up
(http://www.downforensics.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/explosion-l.jpg)
we gots more
(http://www.62infantry.com/images/photos/GPMG_SF_Ammunition.jpg)
Your ammo is wasted on the awsome bullet proof jacket!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/bulletproof.jpg)
anti tank rifle
(http://www.tridentmilitary.com/new-photos23/70407icon.jpg)
peace breaks out, no need for guns
(http://www.demandmore.org/images/peace.jpg)
im cheating and using a video :lol:
http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/68651/Hot...Fantastic_.html (http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/68651/Hot_Shots_Part_Deux_War_It_s_Fantastic_.html)
haha tht film is brilliant
not everyone thinks so
(http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/afp_us_iraq_protest_washington_195_eng_15sep07.jpg)
"Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. God help me, I do love it so!"
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/030416c_patton.article.jpg)
but he's no hero, infact his medals are chocolate
(http://dicegamers.com/Images/ChocMdl.jpg)
(no offence to the guy, just wanted to be abstract)
The sun will melt that chocolate.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/SunCartoon.jpg)
beat me to it
eclipse bye bye sun! B)
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/9803/eclipse_js.jpg)
the moon is cheese so it melts
(http://harriettstomato.typepad.com/foodlog/images/wallacecheese_7.jpg)
mmmmm good cheese
(http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/moldcheese.jpg)
this cheese comes with crackers
(http://harriettstomato.typepad.com/foodlog/images/wallacecheese_7.jpg)
(someone please post the penguin)
can we use the same pics?
I dunno, I did :)
I used it again because: (1) it does include my beating thing (2) It provides a wider array of things to beat (ie Wallace, plasticine) (3) I like the picture
ITS A CHICKEN!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/feathers.gif)
(http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50205420/Barbecue_Grill.jpg)
IT'S A GRILL!
RAIN GLORIOUS RAIN!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/rain-drop.jpg)
Water
just what I need for my instant custard
(http://www.britishdelights.com/images/D4.JPG)
your custard was stolen by a secret agent who quickly bolted away on his bike
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/110985.jpg)
Its bwoken
(http://www.so-money.net/brokenbike/bbpics/Set247_02.jpg)
rebuilt
(http://www.gadgetvenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bigtoe-bike.jpg)
tyre blow-out (couldn't find a good one of a bike)
(http://www.brittyres.co.uk/images/tyron-blow-out.jpg)
i was on the freeway the other day and a guy lost one of his back tires - the whole thing. i even passed the tire like it was a car as it rolled down the road :lol:
anyway, luckily he keeps a spare tire
(http://www.yeah-oops.com/wp-content/uploads/spare_tire.jpg)
distinctly unimaginative
unimaginably effective
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
(http://www.funsci.com/fun3_en/fire/fire_01.jpg)
take THAT wooden wheel
(http://www.brianhayes.com/images/urine-contents.jpg)
mmm absorbent
(http://reflectionsofamirror.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/disposable_baby_diaper.jpg)
Ever seen the one where the blow up loadza nappies?
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/Brainiac.jpg)
but they dont have enough explosives to destroy THIS MANY CARAVANS (caps for effect :D )
(http://www.geograph.org.uk/photos/13/69/136965_acc8afa9.jpg)
(http://charles.robinsontwins.org/photogal/pretty/tornado.jpg)
This can though...
Not if the mighty hand of GOD can stop it! (yes I drew it on paint because I cant find a good picture of gods hand on google)
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/themightyhandofgod.jpg)
zeus pwns
(http://www.nuuanu.k12.hi.us/G-1/public_html/websites/chelsea/images/zeus.gif)
(http://foo.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/atheism_motivation.jpg)
no god to have a hand
i agree, so ill just compound the idea
(http://420.thrashbarg.net/adults_with_imaginery_friends_are_stupid_thanks_for_not_littering_your_mind_black.jpg)
but there is a god
this is he
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg)
(lunchtime :D )
(http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/8/2/Babies-Collection-Spaghetti-Head-82310.jpg)
BABY SANDWICH
hell yeah B)
(http://hongkong.neuerordner.de/archiv/000545/baby_sandwich.jpg)
babies are poisonous
(http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db1166-pumpkin-puke.jpg)
I have a bigger pumpkin
(http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/pumpkin_88f.jpg)
Time to die mr pumpkin!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/pumpkindrowning.gif)
why you kill the earth with your plastic bags
(http://planetsave.com/files/2007/09/sea-of-plastic-bags-pix.jpg)
(http://londoncommons.net/files/images/its%20in%20the%20bag1.preview.jpg)
Reusable canvas bags!
I iz greener dan joo
(http://www.greencarsite.co.uk/GREENCARS/green-cars-photos/GoinGreen-gwiz.jpg)
1 15 9r33n3r dan j00.
DA POSSABILITIES R ENDLESS!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/green-recycle-img.jpg)
I'm literally green
(http://www.treehugger.com/green-rental-green-low-voc-paint.jpg)
but no amount of green will save you from the green fury that is.....
GRIMGOR IRONHIDE
(http://uk.games-workshop.com/orcsandgoblins/grimgor/images/toppic.jpg)
WAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
(http://oz.games-workshop.com/games/warhammer/dwarfs/catalog/images/king_grudgebearer.gif)
wtf? how does that stop GRIMGOR!!??
WAAAGH!!!!!!!!
Woops that was meant to stop the eco thing...
Changd to something that will MINCE Grimgor...
HAHAHAHAHA STUDID STUNTIE!!!!
(http://uk.games-workshop.com/orcsandgoblins/grimgor/images/grimgor-baw.jpg)
look at bottom of pic
WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Your warhammer will be stomped on by my mighty foot!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/9f1d73359ae2f8ab8537f5f7199e31ba_f4.jpg)
(Well its not my foot but you get the idea)
oh-dear the warhammer was a bit sharp
(http://www.fighttimes.com/magazine/images/7/mc-incised-foot.jpg)
I HAVE BEEN EXTINGUISHED!
Cheers Stormcloud :D
A plaster should fix that lil cut.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/untitled-2.jpg)
someone went over the top
(http://www.historylink101.net/images/egyptian-mummy.jpg)
HMMMM can you smell burning
(http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/fire.jpg)
or is that just me
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/GETBENTSTER/FUNNY%20armadillo/wet-suit-fart.jpg)
Need I say ;)
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/pin.jpg)
just the one?
(http://www.crafthobbywholesale.com/itempictures/HW025.jpg)
if you can't beat them get more of them
in attempt to revive this thread
I thieve my thumb tacks with this
(http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg)
Laa revive laa
Lets see your magnet attract this!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/l_giant_magnet2.jpg)
lets see your metal block survive a dunk in this
(http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/553/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_395335.jpg)
They dont mix well...
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/cesium.jpg)
And just in case you dont know what it is... VIDEO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=896vJj6eWYw) and thats just water!
I'm sorry I don't get that at all
can you explain?
did you watch the vid?
if you did then you will know that if you add my cesium to your acid the world will go boom :D
but this metal is far mor abundant and useful (aluminium)
(http://www.aluminiumcraneco.com/images/aluminium_glide_rail.jpg)
will a blowtorch melt aluminum?
(http://www.platinumrefineries.com/images/blow-torch.gif)
creme brulee making blowtorches tasty since an unknown date
(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2003/01/10/sd1c36_corn_creme-brulee_e.jpg)
I am trying to be intresting
Well I cant get a pic of him so this will have to do,but my dad can eat them till the cows come home.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/untitled-3.jpg)
Your dad eats too much (No offence intended with the picture, sorry)
(http://www.freeearth.com.au/images/photos/obesity_picture_small.jpg)
he bought a fancy car
(http://wcuk.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sinking-car.jpg)
:lol: need I say more?
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/high-scores-theyre-really-important-to-some-people-demotivational-poster.jpg)
sometimes too important.....
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/03/high-score-trailer.jpg)
(http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nerd.jpg)
Monocles beat phat glasses
(http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/HappycatMonocle.jpg)
eye patch beats monocle
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Pirate_costume_eyepatch.jpg/800px-Pirate_costume_eyepatch.jpg)
now a laser eye is much cooler
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5342/eefa9.png)
(image specially screenprinted from Empire Earth opening)
seeing as i cant see your image SC il post a response to CGs.
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/retards-birds-demotivational-poster.jpg)
(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Poultry/BalsamicChicken.jpg)
awww pitty retarded birds...mmm birds
(http://blog.nutritiondata.com/photos/uncategorized/sausages.jpg)
Sausages taste better.
zombie pig (thing) wants its flesh back
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/_2006_01_26_strange-creatures-pig.jpg)
[color=00ff00]SPIT Roast,Geeet your lovley spit roast right here,cmon and get your juicy spit roast![/color]
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/pig_1.jpg)
this pig does not fear your puny fires
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/pigs_train_tiger_zoo_sfw.jpg)
(http://www.watersourceministries.org/images/FirePics/big%20fire.jpg)
Ho said puny?
yeah its puny once its nearly out
(http://www.mainemark.com/images/man2.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3f/Japanese_Type_3_Navy_80mm_AA_Gun.jpg/300px-Japanese_Type_3_Navy_80mm_AA_Gun.jpg)
That smoke actually comes from youre plane after i shot it in the fuel tank.
Bye bye puny fire, helo BIG fire.
(http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/blaster.jpg)
it so hard to aim this thing when your this small :lol:
I run you down while you try aim
(http://pages.prodigy.net/jppets/xstunts/images/Car-hit.jpg)
(http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/superman.jpg)
Try and run down this
(http://www.rhoyos.com/pictures/trinitite.jpg)
the mine in which you mine that has collapsed
(http://www.stevenwheatley.co.uk/mines/HPIM1830.JPG)
(http://www.mrt.tas.gov.au/pls/portal/docs/1/338212.JPG)
and secretly began mining in this gold mine
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/truckfail.jpg)
your truck has FAILED
EPIC FAIL!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/squash_-_/failguy.jpg)
unfortunately he is watching his favourite film
(http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/sc/posters/web/Picture13.jpg)
(V for Vendetta reference)
someone? you could kill it with fire, or put a better film, or even a colour one
the ducks eat it lol y has no one posted on this post for so long
(http://www.valdosta.edu/~mtrejo/duck.jpeg)
duck hoover XD
(http://www.n5asa.com/hunt/hunt-pic/suck%20a%20duck.jpg)
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
hover exploded
( :o omg i hope no ducks died in the explosion :huh: )
(http://www.hnd.usace.army.mil/pao/CEAInfo/Explosion%20Photo.JPG)
I save myself by using a
(http://www.waronterrortheboardgame.com/imgs/cards/E-Nuclear-Bunker.jpg)
(http://www.paulnoll.com/China/Commerce/construct-cement-mixer.jpg)
And you have to stay there 4 the rest of youre life.
I smash my way out
(http://www.bhammartialarts.com/images/Concrete_Break.bmp)
(http://peepo.co.uk/temp/icon-test.jpg)
But brake your hand in the process
fixed by hand surgery
(http://www.vincentflanders.com/assets/do-not-need-to-know.jpg)
the surgeon realises he is scared of arms :huh: Crazy man lol
(http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_images_n300/0001-0504-1922-3704_scared_man.jpg)
this will sort him
(https://www.thetrickery.com/ama/med/straitjacket_new1.jpg)
(http://www.shorelines.dk/galleri/sax.jpg)
This wont.
why stop at just scissors?
(http://www.iaeste.ch/Trainees/Items/huge_knife.jpg)
i hav ea bigger one!!!!!!!!!!! :P
(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/gig-swiss-knife.jpg)
(http://www.alltomprylar.se/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/080519-swiss-army-knife.jpg)
This suits us better
mhuh hahahahah
Face the girliness!!
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1408/womenswissarmyknifewz0.jpg)
aha face the unbridled ungirlyness
(http://coffeesnobs.com.au/attachments/mankini.jpg)
haha face the femenism
(http://politicalpartypoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/feminism.jpg)
you don't need to be feminist to be successful
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1398/542389855_811a187e7b.jpg)
(even though I despise the cow)
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/I/2/mccain-palin-incontinence.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Barack_Obama.jpg)
beats your failure of candidates (I desperately hope so)
oh noes
nt again
(http://www.topicsites.com/abraham-lincoln/Abraham-Lincoln-Shooting.jpg)
might not be entirely accurate but u get the message
MISFIRE
(http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3186/U.S.%20artillery%20Explodes%20in%20Misfire%20-%20Najaf.jpg)
(cant find any handgun size ones)
stupid americans
(no offence PC)
(http://press.princeton.edu/images/k6847.gif)
Easy to fix, just don't involve Americans (sorry PC)
(http://www.anzacday.org.au/history/ww1/images/ww1main.jpg)
oh-noes
Japan got involved
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/USS_Arizona_burning-Pearl_Harbor.jpg)
(i hope PC dosent take most of the reasent posts too seriously :( )
they fail
(just had to do picture :lol: :lol: )
(http://www.fivefourteen.net/motivational-posters/failure%2001.jpg)
not the best one in the world but
(http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/success.jpg)
can't fail forever
None taken.
Soo close...
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/4th-place-kid-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Ohh PC being american you should no fourth ain't all bad
Happy 4th of July
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Fourth_of_July_fireworks_behind_the_Washington_Monument,_1986.jpg/362px-Fourth_of_July_fireworks_behind_the_Washington_Monument,_1986.jpg)
(http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/pictures/2006/12/20/Fireworks_Corbis460.jpg)
Those fireworks ain't bad but beijings were better
but what about the protests
(http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/san-francisco-beijing-olympics-protest.jpg)
take that protesters
(http://www.earthfilms.org/gallery_wto/images/riot-police-armored.jpg)
(http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/02/15/international/15protest-london2.jpg)
Try and take this
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/naked-peta-demotivational-poster.jpg)
What about this type of protest :D
:blink:
u cant really beat that... :blink:
but heres a try the bridge in the backround blows up and kills all people in a 2 mile radius
(http://terry.kovax.org/cloverfield.JPG)
(http://www.nwt.se/ArticlePages/200803/24/20080324124004_857/xtra_bridge01_nwt_petost.JPG)
this bridge survive
lol guy on left looks like roger moore
lol :lol: omg i beat that with the real 1!!!!!
omg i think they brothers
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/Roger_Moore.jpg)
I beat that with a younger picture of him:
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/roger_moore_suited.jpg)
To me, it rather looks like the picture itself is older than the other one.
lol
Nothing beats the orginal.
(http://www.poster.net/connery-sean/connery-sean-photo-sean-connery-6226502.jpg)
oh noes the studio found someone else
(http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Sean.Connery.007.jpg)
sean connery
he got killed by the greatest villian in james bond! :D
Ernest Stavro Blofeld
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Blofeldpleasance67.jpg)
even hes not as evil as...
(http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/06/austin_powers_mike_myers_as_dr_evil.jpg)
o god not again!
Evil? Don't get me started...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Xykon.gif)
not that web comic
look at the evil kitten :o :huh:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-good-evil-cats.jpg)
(http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/kitty_reached_critical_mass.jpg)
cruelty knows no bounds
lol watch out or he might....
aaarrrgh explode!
(http://www.ph.ed.ac.uk/~rallen2/LUCAS/AtomicBomb.gif)
atomic bomb again lol
not again 3rd time isnt it?
(http://www.news.wisc.edu/newsphotos/images/fruit_fly_research03_6801.JPG)
fruit fly it will survive
yes third time lol
and your fly is killed by the fly killer:
(http://www.jollyrogersink.com/aisites/Fly_Killer.JPG)
But no trooper can beat thid one;
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/im_from_the_internet.jpg)
lol we had one like that before but their comuter was destroyed so they killed themselfs :lol:
(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1194/119467/300_119467.jpg)
hahahaha
(http://uk.gizmodo.com/thermaltake%2520armour%2520chassis.jpg)
armoured PC
Hahaa Your image phailed.
(http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/YouFail-1.jpg)
haha my picture works, so it beat all your efforts
(http://www.columbusdispatch.com/wwwexportcontent/sites/dispatch/images/aug/1A__STAR_WARS__CLONE_WARS.IMG_08-15-08_D1_NFB1E84.jpg)
The mother of all pictures
(http://avline.abacusline.co.uk/pictures/jpeg/pics/mona.jpg)
not that impressive, really
The mona lisa in paint video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU)
I know it's a video but its been done before
(http://www.h4x3d.com/feat/themes/bomb.jpg)
Oh no blown to smitherins...
(http://www.dsto.defence.gov.au/gallery/464/BlackBox19850-11.jpg)
Black Box Flight Recorder. Bomb Proof.
sometimes it's not terrorists that make things go wrong
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w306/mastachevy1/Failplane.jpg)
(http://schools.cbe.ab.ca/b633/images/student_graphics/8/stickmen_madness.gif)
This dude (red) loves fighting and he aint no terrorist!
at the end when he is in the sea he is eaten by a shark! :lol:
(http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/shark.jpg)
goldyrulez i know u love stickmen animations so here's my fav video of 1!
Stick man VS pc mouse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60RRpFqC8R0)
why watch the low quality stolen youtube version when you can watch the original flash version
Here (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/316541)
ye whoooo stick men!!
here you go!
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t221/The_Drawer/Smokebombentry.gif)
Dude i am OBSESSED!!!!!
no one posted here in ages so...
all your stickmen die!
(http://bobrichmondhill.tripod.com/deadstick.gif)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1209~Holy-Grail-Killer-Rabbit-Posters.jpg)
:lol: that scene is awesome
i think bugs bunny found him and killed him lol
(http://www.schmollo.de/wp-content/dead_rabbit.jpg)
come on some1 post! :blink:
i will soon...
maybe...
thanks i have hope!!!
cause this picture is epic in all sense of the word
(http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpegMod/PIA08329_modest.jpg)
but the bigger (proper) is a bit large so I'll link it
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...urn_eclipse.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Saturn_eclipse.jpg)
ARRRGHH IT TO BIG but the planit got destroyed
(http://hifigen.asmadi.net/hifigen/portfolio/PlanetDestruction.jpg)
dont beat this, beat the above but this what i think about this thread
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913943_d775923b1a.jpg)
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg)
(http://www.pendotech.com/images/mad_scientist.gif)
science will save us!
untill it goes wrong
(http://www.jonsachs.com/images/science.jpg)
(http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/misc/DoingItWrong6.jpg)
even the most highly trained professionals sometimes get it wrong
beaten by some1 doing what he was trying to do so much better!
(http://barathings.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/441568gif.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D0HfczaJ_Vw/SKqgOFUAIeI/AAAAAAAAAI8/HV8b9tDClIw/s1600-h/Fail-+soccer.bmp)
too bad that the range is now a football field
Direct image link (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D0HfczaJ_Vw/SKqgOFUAIeI/AAAAAAAAAI8/HV8b9tDClIw/s1600-h/Fail-+soccer.bmp)
lol beaten by a better fail picture
FAIL the idiot!
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r60/mr740ti/fail/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-menu-sheet-metal-tasty-fail.jpg)
Just encase you can't make it out it says
>Families Pizza< - 40 to 60 cm of sheet metal
lol the food fail if beaten by a huge burger because its bigger food!!
(http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/big_burger_2.png)
Nom nom nom
(http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/fat%2520guy%2520eating%2520giant%2520hamburger.jpg)
Direct Pic Link (http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/fat%20guy%20eating%20giant%20hamburger.jpg)
1,400th POST WOOP!!
(http://www.imagesforme.com/out.php/i369842_funnypicturesnewmcdonaldsadzXj.jpg)
(http://www.doctorsecrets.com/your-medicine/heart-attack-picture.gif)
heart attack - he is a fat man after all
haha back to my fav thread. you lot havnt posted much :(
but the fat man has 2 hearts becuse he is a timelord like some1 else i know.......
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/doctor10/1024/doctor_lm.jpg)
Pwned by the DALEKS' creator...
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2005/03/15/davros_dalek_resurrection_terry_malloy_400_400x300.jpg)
(http://jcr.chu.cam.ac.uk/ents/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-trek.jpg)
Much better sci-fi
(http://nerdiest-kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/orland-bloom-lord-of-the-rings-400a050107.jpg)
Fantasy ownz scifi!
(http://home.comcast.net/~mithrandircq/images_new/Fingolfin-and-Morgoth.jpg)
Fingolfin pwns
(http://valar.game-host.org/varda/gallery/DwalinTV/FingolfinvsMorgoth.jpg)
Morgoth FTW!!
Ha! My cuteness destroys you!
(http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/free-cute-dog-screensaver.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-pwns-dog.jpg)
lol
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f347/ulyssesm/dead-cat.jpg)
(http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/mbrklbaf.jpeg)
that makes cat laugh
The serious cat is not amused ...
(http://www.kronika.visoko.si/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/serious_cat.jpg)
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/kittyblackrose/Y_So_Srs.jpg)
Y so srs?
(http://futureupdate.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/batman-color.jpg)
(http://jeskanola.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/monorail-cat.jpg)
Batman is KO'd by MONORAIL CAAAAAT!
moveing monorail cat owns the still 1!!! lol
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/monorail-cat-has-left-the-station.gif)
yay at last people are posting in this thread! i love it! :D yallana!!
(http://seattle.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/12/seattle-etc-monorail.jpg)
My real Monorail squashes your cat
(http://www.motograziella.de/Monorail/Pic/haupt.gif)
my fake monorail owns your real monorail
(http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/atomic_bomb_explosion.jpg)
....Boom.
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/WarBunker2ARCH_468x357.jpg)
I am shielded
(http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/T/5/tsunami_sm.jpg)
BUAHAHAHA
aaaaaa!!!
Somebody is always faster...
(http://www.spacetoday.org/images/Rockets/AtlasRockets/Atlas5rocketLMCOartist.jpg)
Ha! I destroy your vault!
until you run into....
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/death-star-transformer.jpg)
(http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/StarDestroyer.jpg)
Owned!
Your star destroyer is turned in to lego!!! lol
(http://kazza.id.au/10030/images/2004-11-21-DSC06386.jpg)
o and btw that nuclear bomb is like the 4th lol i posted like 2! so funny
I LOVE LEGO! That is the most expensive (
:'( :'( :'( :'( what a waste!
you hammer is owned by the giant hammer
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KcA39IAAkNY/RsTPLY8KUlI/AAAAAAAAA58/1wpYin_1HVc/Wisconsin-MN-SD+133.jpg)
lol wtf that doing in a field! maybe because they had to get rid of that giant nail! lol
(http://blog.cleantechies.com/files/2009/04/earth.jpg)
Get through that!
done! :P but with a lazer!
(http://www.matter-antimatter.com/large_gallery_earth_impact.jpg)
(http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/luke-skywalker.jpg)
Young Skywalker stpos your laser
old skywalker owns him!
(http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888/star_wars/pics/darth_vader.jpg)
and Tin Can owns HIM!
(http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/admissions/schools/Seminars/Images/C3PO.jpg)
until he is owned by a real tin can!
(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/t/th/thesaint/484177_tin_can.jpg)
lol
LOL!
(http://roclar.net/RP/EzCarCrusher.jpg)
no! but the cars being crushed come back!
(http://www.dunlopix.com/IMG_1476c.jpg)
Well I destroy the car!
(http://wiki.battle.no/images/f/f6/Rocket_launcher.jpg)
your gun jams and explodes!
(http://www.southernmodelairshow.com/uploads/images/Show2007/explode.jpg)
I put the fire out!
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/8/1/00000117781-FirstAlertFE3A40FireExtinguisher-large.jpeg)
put out this napalm with your little extinguisher
(http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Base/1374/a10napalm.jpg)
btw the a-10 thunderbolt is one flippin sweet aircraft
I'd shelter here.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7_gMFng3OpY/RdDRz3DsU2I/AAAAAAAAAb0/MIEVua48acg/s400/glory_hole_02a.jpg)
which leads to sewer where clown eats you
(http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/clown-sewer-untouchable.jpg)
I KILL ROLAND WITH COLONEL SANDERS!!!
(http://conradmiguel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kfc.jpg)
(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq197/bobghetto69/kfc.jpg)
omg RACIST SANDERS!
DON'T BE RACIST FOOL!
(http://media.photobucket.com/image/Mr%20T/kimtassstic/MrT15.jpg)
picture fail lol what is it?
Mr. T
(http://lefromageperdu.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/7_5milk.jpg)
take tht Mr T
milk needs cookies
(http://static.family.go.com/images/cms/food/content/cookies-milk-new-240-gdv1897040.jpg)
(https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/tsao/images/cookiemonster.jpg)
(http://www.rabittooth.com/1024x768StarWarsWallpapers2/DarthYoda1024.jpg)
I should lock this topic now, as nothing can beat DARTH YODA.
WHAT NOW?!?!
oh and the cookie monster song is annoying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA)
This is why Darth Yoda must kill him.
no way man, puppet yoda can kick a cgi darth yoda's ass any day of the week
(http://www.guidedbyyoda.com/images/yoda_in_swamp.jpg)
(http://www.moonbattery.com/zombie-horde.jpg)
The zombie horde is coming for yoda.
yoda teams up with yogurt, with his 'spaceballs: the flamethrower'
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/gerky/spaceballs049oe.jpg)
"may the schwartz be with you"
(http://198.63.33.236/ftpimages/Truckwashinga.jpg)
Hosed.
Scissors cut hose.
(http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/scissors.jpg)
(http://htmlhelp.com/~liam/Oregon/Coast/SealRock/SealRock1.jpg)
Rock beat scissors
Paper beats rock
(http://www.smartpackagingstore.co.uk/acatalog/kraft-paper.jpg)
(http://www.josefpolleross.com/Veg.%20Fest%20(3).jpg)
Fire must purify all.
I has more fire than yooooooou
(http://www.solstation.com/stars/sol1.jpg)
mmmm toasty Sol
(http://static.cerebralgibberish.com/images/death-star-7.jpg)
PEW PEW!
I'M FIRIN MAH LAZA
I destroy your Death Star, SW style!
(http://swg.allakhazam.com/images/ships/XWing.jpg)
(http://www.visualparadox.com/images/no-linking-allowed-main/swamp800.jpg)
You crash into a swamp. You fail.
THEN I PULL THE PLUG MUAHAHAHA!
(http://www.dezeen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/meta2l-lace-drain-in-sink.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/toh/i/a/solutions/toilet-plunger-01.jpg)
Your sink clogged.
I USE MR MUSCLE KITCHEN CLEANER SINK AND DRAIN GEL!
(http://www.aquaesuliswatercoolers.com/catalog/images/Mr%20Muscle%20Kitchen%20Cleaner.jpg)
(http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pZ7vYoWIxRY2E730bloS9qoZNqOoXbHMa241mhwkNh1m0fib9qK7OE9EKsosnWcT6)
Mr. Clean is outmatched by Techno Viking.
EIFFEL 65 DANCE ALL OVER YOUR VIKING!!!
(http://ribbajack.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/eiffel65-4.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg)
FAIL
what the hell...
that was scary dude.
:D lol
JOO PHAIL!!
(http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-atat-fail.jpg)
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e388/blazefenix/4chan%20and%20Demotivators/epicwin.jpg)
I get win
oh and while this is an optical illision it wont cause seizures
Because I am a horny young man who likes Harry Potter...
(http://yasik.kiev.ua/4chan/Hermione_Epic_Win.jpg)
it can only get better
(http://mdh1954.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dwingdwang_epic_boobs_can_turn_heterosexual_females_into_lesbians_hot_chicks_girls_babes_tits_kiss_breasts_boobs_sexy.jpg)
Because were all quite pissed ATM
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/15/633703099888873260-EPICBOOBS-t2.jpg)
this has become the most awsomest bestest thread in the entire world
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z147/alangel1314/Demotivators/boobs.jpg)
(http://www.bloggingwv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/needle_pink.jpg)
Heheheh.
clank
(http://www.pitbullarmory.com/sitebuilder/images/Beaded_Boobs-300x215.jpg)
(http://www.military-page.de/waffen/mk/gau8/bild_gau8_02.jpg)
Testosterone wins again!
w00t thats the vulcan gatling cannon on the a-10 thunderbolt that was in one of my earlier pictures
anyway...
(http://www.camodiva.com/assets/images/girls_guns_web.gif)
Daaaaaaaaaamn, now you are making it hard. I actually don't WANT to post..
oh well..
(http://www.poorfish.net/CodeBlue/010047-1.jpg)
See them girls wear THAT. Then we shall see if they can hunt!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OaJG4jpMXlg/SQLDco8RbvI/AAAAAAAABZk/JLWWI9NyImg/s400/deer+girl+print.jpg)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ah sh** missed this page!
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/7/deerfailage.jpg)
omg and i was almost banned for Lucy Pinder Superman [on page 5]
Sorry if this pic offends anyone but i couldnt think of anything else
(http://www.peighton.com/images/miscellaneous/Dead_Deer_1.jpg)
HEAD SHOT!!
lol love the superman pic and nice post back there
the dead deer fight back against all the humans who hunted them!! then decide to take over the world! :P
(http://files.myopera.com/Macscotty/albums/728441/zombie%20deer.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YJ1e-1E5Hzk/RvGHbeOncdI/AAAAAAAAAEM/yGK5omuLTCQ/s400/funny-pictures-zombie-survival-kit-1cs.jpg)
thank you America
(http://th02.deviantart.com/fs40/300W/f/2009/038/f/6/f658bf6a9c96501594034637c4f69152.jpg)
Rawr.
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_x7-vb6Wj_ck/Rz0oz53TR2I/AAAAAAAAAPw/8foHXIzaT1k/s400/Gatling%252520Shotgun.jpg)
GATLING SHOTGUN FTW!!
(http://www.bwb.org/fileserving/PortalFiles/02DB022000000001/W26XXB29305INFODE/Roland640.jpg)
Boom.
once again the a-10 thunderbolt "tank buster" makes its appearance
that vulcan cannon on the nose delivers 100 20mm rounds a second which literally melts tanks
(http://www1.american.edu/TED/images4/A10.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/spectrumwars4/unitdata/rapier.jpg)
OWNED
we gots tha flarez
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PXeDY3KOwgA/SDWwOMrL9_I/AAAAAAAAB7U/TnQE5djXZAw/s400/A-10+Flare+Dropping+Flares.jpg)
?
OWNED
(http://manual.americasarmy.com/images/9/98/Rpg7-400.jpg)
(http://www.specialoperations.com/Schools/Army_Sniper/SNIPER06.jpg)
owned
Owned
(http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg)
send in reinforcements!
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chippy.jpg)
GET THE DONKEY!!
(http://www.emailvirals.com/data/media/1/donkey-sniper.jpg)
it stuck in hole
(http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/donkey_well_fail.jpg)
(http://www.columbianrope.com/FAST%20ROPE%20MP%20TYPE%203.JPG)
OWNED
(http://www.cairnsmowercity.com/images/craftsman%20chainsaw%2035020.jpg)
potato head chainsaw
(http://www.irondogstudios.com/images/tater/tater-concept4c.jpg)
lol.
Bye.
He got turedn into chips!!
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/9905/05/9905_05_31---Chips-with-salt-and-vinegar_web.jpg)
u want vinegar with that? hahaha :P
mmmmmmmm, I EAT YOU!
(http://besthike.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fat-man.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ISI/27952~You-Are-What-You-Eat-Posters.jpg)
SORTED
(http://www.reallygoodfriend.com/images/liposuction_process.gif)
i destoy your liposuction pic with some1 so fat liposuction is impossoble!
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/manuel-uribe-fattest-man-diet.jpg)
this dude makes me sick :X :barf:
(http://www.butteredwaffles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/funny-pictures-gravity-field-cat-needs-to-diet.jpg)
Go to space, where there is less gravity.
(http://s.ngm.com/2007/10/space-travel/img/space_feature.jpg)
(http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/funny-pictures-kitten-resists-gravity-492x411.jpg)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/27/damnantigravit128459310814546250.jpg)
LOLZ
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/teh-new-impruved-cat-wih-reactive-armor-me-be-testing-reactive-armor-now.jpg)
MY TURN WITH TEH LASER!
(http://api.ning.com/files/tqzoiY*k52uZM9jrbj0GTnN2CbYAgy9oqaGQzyjm8*PdnKNhEUVy3jQAqLKUYCukX7jKohVbh4LhHNgweX7ywUmCwnOVccUK/laser_beam_mod.jpg)
(http://www.relaxateeze.co.uk/club-collection-leather-club-chairs/images/mirrors_main.jpg)
(http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ak/AKHAIhammer_hovde.jpg)
Pwnd by this guys mad hammering skillz [vid] (http://www.break.com/index/skills-with-a-hammer.html)
(because it's too awesome a find NOT to be a post:D)
SUPA PWN3D!
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-12/huge-russian-gun.jpg)
(http://www.propero.hr/BinaryLibrary/31510c95-e552-45bc-af70-4778ab3919b6/Resized_df03eef1-75eb-45f2-b264-a71dbae1f409/300_300.jpg)
(http://www.greenshoots.co.uk/portfolio/images/jm377410.jpg)
(https://genpoweruk.co.uk/images/P/Electric%20jack%20hammer%20med.JPG)
Drill Through This!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a159/AnimeDreamerIIDX/Star%20Trek-Ships%20of%20the%20line/destfront.jpg)
Not drilling, but just as effective [VID] (http://current.com/items/90029658_starship-enterprise-destroyed-by-the-death-star.htm)
Yet MORE Star Wars sh**.
(http://www.javierayuso.com/starwars/ships/MillenniumFalcon.jpg)
EBON HAWK PWNS DAT
(http://s3.garrysmod.org/img/dl/29472_1.jpg)
ARGON COLOSSUS OWNS THAT
(http://www.elite-games.ru/images/x2/colossus1.jpg)
yeah? but look at the pilot...
(http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/space-kid_f.jpg)
(http://brainfag.com/journal/startrek_spock.jpg)
Spock is amazed.
Logic dictates that children under the interstellar average of 16 should not be operating interstellar spacecraft.
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/260095_main.jpg)
yes you can with the best glasses in the world:
(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Fork%20Glasses.jpg)
or is that 2 forks lol
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-morning-mocking-cat.jpg)
I beat you on the LOLCATZ!!
(http://www.hanselman.com/blog/content/binary/lolcats-funny-pictures-leroy-jenkins.jpg)
(http://i20.tinypic.com/2ugnip4.jpg)
Endcat crashes the partay.
owned by roflcat
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/voices.jpg)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Uq44ljhF2maJGM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/dwerenat/snipercat.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/plungerfail.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-wins-a-cheeseburger.jpg)
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/40/lolcatsdotcoms6x3c7u6lgyy7xa3.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3382047477_c21c264969.jpg)
because that (photo shopped) cat needs it
edit:silly flickr pics
Here's a bit of hindsight. This cat has obviously seen a dog.
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/09/08/lolcatsdotcomhqjbsna7fyj5zgwt.jpg)
(http://www.akaphilly.info/gallery/albums/funny/limecat.jpg)
the original limecat IS NOT AMUSED!
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/08/20/lolcatsdotcomhmtdssgnndfmrmj6.jpg)
(http://anvilshutters.co.uk/images/anvil%20steel%20cage.JPG)
NINJA KITTY!!!
He breaks out!
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/46/lolcatsdotcom29amvfrzg3cozo7y.jpg)
not when the gaurd has this!
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270915351_bc8e626c68.jpg)
I shoot your guard's cat!
(http://blueprintfundraising.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/CatGun.jpg)
(http://www.go-net.co.il/NR/rdonlyres/F6F6C19B-3173-468D-BAA5-6AA1533B95C9/1804/VIPvestBA7912.jpg)
Try this on for size!
(http://www.militarypictures.info/d/523-2/mgl-140.jpg)
no YOU!
(http://www.thortrains.net/armymen/artygun8.jpg)
HAVE IT!
(http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG)
(http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/mail1.jpg)
nuclear bunker FTW
(http://www.rmutphysics.com/CHARUD/oldnews/238/Iraq/_1593734_bunker_buster2_300.gif)
Anti-Missile Missile
(http://www.skomer.u-net.com/projects/images/redduster.jpg)
MOAR
(http://www.redstone.army.mil/history/archives/missiles/army_family_missiles_02.jpg)
I'm in ur country, deactivatin' ur missiles.
(http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/sas_promo1.jpg)
(http://www.brawlboards.com/home/Images/guides/characters/mario.jpg)
Nothing stops mario
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/foresight.gif)
PWNED
BOOM!
(http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/super-mario-brothers.jpg)
(http://www.ccffm.net/nerd4.jpg)
Nerd monkey begins staring down mario.
Didn't see this did he?
(http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/sniper.jpg)
The sniper was spotted but not my the monkey by the cat!
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/s/sniper_cat-12474.jpg)
Yo dirty little rat gets knocked off by my NINJA CAT!
(http://jeriwesterson.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/cat_with_a_gun.jpg)
(http://jerryjansen.name/picture_library/7f7daeb3a6e8_1085F/PaulBlartMallCop8x6.jpg)
NOW with added Segway
(http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/paul_blart_mall_cop.jpg)
Try this on for size!
(http://thegrumpyowl.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gangster.jpg)
(http://itsfuriousbalancing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/moderator-cat.jpg)
Tough
NO MORE CATS!
(http://www.gamechannel.hu/pictures/hirblock/veszesenterjedahellokittymaniammorpgerkezik_2.jpg)
If the cat really STICKS (lol) to your car use the scraper !
(http://www.utheguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/scraper.jpg)
Scrape this
(http://www.gdargaud.net/Photo/640/TopIceberg.jpg)
Heh.... No problem
(http://www.vjesnik.hr/html/2008/04/02/z12s5s.jpg)
*Hums Jaws theme tune*
(http://www.retinalreality.com/gallery/torpedo.jpg)
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/images/asw-sensors.gif)
(http://www.feightstudios.com/images/ASW%20Images/Large/P-Boat-One.jpg)
BUAHAHAHA
(http://pvo.guns.ru/images/expo/mspo2002/ZU-23-2_Missile_Poland_MSPO_01.JPG)
nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
(http://www.enemyforces.net/tanks/challenger2.jpg)
Your tank has been ganked by
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/22/sabotagekitteh128559438258465597.jpg)
SABOTAGE KITTEH!
(http://rlv.zcache.com/there_will_be_no_more_cats_button-p1457122506791213387on5_325.jpg)
GOT IT?
By killing the cats you have unleashed a force of terror and insanity. A plague that will ravage the galaxy and steal little babies. It will call itself
ZOMBIE KETTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z253/rangerid/funny-pictures-zombie-kitten-cat.jpg)
This zombie cat is meaner than yours... This one survived the Kitten cannon madness !
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r157/666-JUGGALO-666-JUGGALO-666/zombie-cat.jpg?t=1244930399)
Francis hates cats... and lawyers, and cops, and nurses, and hospitals......
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/left4dead411/xbox-francis-moon-600.jpg)
and Max hates you...
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/09/Ash%20and%20Boomstick.jpg)
Stormcloud sayz
I wish to quote the rules post here
QuoteTry and beat whoever posted before you with a picture that would own theirs.
The following are not allowed;
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Vimes
As nothing beats their awesomeness and that would end the thread.
hence your post is nullified for Chuck content
oh dear his chainsaw hand has been bwoken
(http://figmentorpigment.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/08/img_7894.JPG)
no need for chainsaw when u have lumberjak cat!
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/13797/350023-lumberjak_cat_sez_timber_super.jpg)
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO MORE CATS?!
KITTY DOESN'T GET OFF THE TREE AFTER IT'S CHOPPED DOWN!
(http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SawmillHeader.jpg)
(http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/2.08/2.08images/burning-house5.gif)
Oh dear.
A fire broke out.....
Just divert this...
(http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/waterfall-free-flow2.jpg)
(http://www.mde.state.md.us/assets/image/Liberty%2520Dam.jpg)
Dams FTW
ha picture FAIL
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/fail-camera-fail-demotivational-poster-1215530673.jpg)
Here is picture fail!
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-sheep-sale-fail.jpg)
WELSH special occasions
ewwwww.
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd132/tri_edge_kite/posters/epic_win.jpg)
I bet this badge is on that sash
(http://www.planet13.com.au/b0078/Funny%2520Sayings-Badges-s.jpg)
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/RecycleHer.jpg)
hmmm...
(http://images.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_200/241b_dating_advice.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Mummification-duct-tape-lorelei.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Scissors.svg/540px-Scissors.svg.png)
(http://capitolmuseum.ca.gov/uploadedImages/grinding_rock_stone.gif)
* Paper, rock, scissors
I pound your puny rock
(http://www.breakwesthire.com.au/system/product/image1/0000/0014/SK330_rock_breaker.jpg)
oops, you went too far
(http://www.dvhardware.net/news/guatemala_sink_hole_2.jpg)
No I didn't I was making a swimming pool
(http://www.transatlantis.net/blog/archives/drowned-world-pool2.jpg)
DOODIE!!!
(http://assets.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/7DollaBill/LeeroyJenkins.png)
LEEROY JENKINS!!!
RUNESCAPE FOREVER!!
(http://www.gameogre.com/runescape2.jpg)
PS:Why have the post counts been stopped?
I could have more fun with
(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1000/50247608.JPG)
two sticks than runescape
damn you
(http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg2/DeWalt-14-4-v-Cordless-Circular-Saw16022.jpg)
Seriouly only 1 page when i been gone for so so long.....
well well well...
(so tempting to put chuck norris but silly jubal banned him from thread)
TRY CUTTING THROUGH THIS..
(http://theeulobby.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/great_wall_of_china.jpg)
china beat us at yet another thing :(
We need to revive this thread...
(http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/great-wall-china-toilet.jpg)
You're mess will be cleaned up by....
(http://cleanupca.com/janitor.jpg)
JANITOR-MAN B) :P
(http://www.pirates-cave.com/femme-musketeer7.jpg)
I ambush and kill your Janitor with a random female swordswoman/musketeer!
(http://www.wcftr.commarts.wisc.edu/images/feature-pics/spartacus.jpg)
Spoiler: click to toggle
(http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/games/Warhammer-Mark-of-Chaos-Battle-1521.jpg)
They are pretty much screwed now ...
They are pretty much screwed now ...
Spoiler: click to toggle
(http://thesegoto11.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/chucknorris.jpg)
Quote from: "Jubal"The following are not allowed;
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Vimes
As nothing beats their awesomeness and that would end the thread.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PL4w_oHrIz0/SYNJ11aKe9I/AAAAAAAAAmE/oY1v2VWgotY/s400/NoChuckNorris.gif)
BUT anyway
Chuck norris may be invinsible but he can not beat:
(http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/superman_pic1.jpeg)
(http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg)
i smash it with a hammer!
(http://beingwife.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hammer.jpg)
Misuse of a hammer leads to:
(http://www.cio.com/images/content/articles/body/2007/08/thumb.jpg)
I MUST GO TO....
(http://blog.camera.org/archives/hospital.jpg)
(http://www.st-philip.net/images/church_front_small.jpg)
Devil strikes down your church :P
(http://brandeblog.brandemix.com/uploaded_images/red-devil-big-774653.png)
(http://witsaboutme.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/flying_spaghetti_monster.jpg)
He's portugaled!
(http://angelabambola.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/silvio-berlusconi.jpg)
He's portugaled!
(http://howardthain.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/brownbig.jpg)
Gordon thinks you're a w******
I have no clue who the hell Gordon is, but I think it's safe to say this will beat him:
Spoiler: click to toggle
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/RyanB97/Tank.jpg)
Quote from: "lordryan756"I have no clue who the hell Gordon is
Erm, ex-PM of the UK? :-/ At least we know who your president is, can't bloody avoid him!
Anyway, I counter your tanks with:
[img]http://pds17.egloos.com/pds/201003/04/50/c0083850_4b8f07e0b624a.jpg[/im[g
you counter his tanks with a sloppy image tag? :P
haha, i take your image
(http://pds17.egloos.com/pds/201003/04/50/c0083850_4b8f07e0b624a.jpg)
(http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/webb1.jpg)
not a big fan of basketball, but i will counter it with...
(http://nowhammiessports.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/lebron-james.jpg)
You've asked for it...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/SE2rrRoD_TI/AAAAAAAAGAk/Maz5-7zpbxM/s400/Funny+Basketball+Players.jpg)
couldve continued with the homosexuality, but this made me chuckle
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3224/p127dv8.jpg)
(http://www.brianstoys.com/store/images/products/Star%20Wars/MasterReplica/Props/MasterReplica_StormrooperHelmet_Ep3.jpg)
(http://www.studiocreations.com/howto/stormtrooper/images/Kiss_stormtrooper_gene.jpg)
(http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/light_sabre_centre_500_4427.jpg)
(http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/b/be/Ackbar.jpg/200px-Ackbar.jpg)
(http://bpprods.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Admiral_Ackbar_Cereal_Front_by_alterzeitgeist.jpg) (http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/admiral-ackbar-cereal.html)
its clickable :)
Automatic spoon !
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/913935/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/913935/)
(http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/12616.jpg)
(http://www.cmhg-phmc.gc.ca/cmh/book_images/high/v3_c6_s04_ss03_01.jpg)
(http://breakingnewsworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/iran4.jpg)
(http://www.sbuv.com/MissileWarning/mspicts/plane1.jpg)
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/117344.jpg)
(http://www.ejectionsite.com/german/he162.gif)
Seat catapult
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2511648190_316de087f6.jpg)
(http://www.conteco.com/parachute1a70.jpg)
(http://triaxproductions.com/JULY2006/Lumberjacks_files/tlc_t-tree.png)
(http://www.lucidnotion.com/photos/andrea/machete.jpg)
A machete will soon clear those branches away.
Your Machete cannot win!
Huge Sword (http://www.thecelticcroft.com/Weaponry/kaurina_lowlander.jpg)
My greatswords wield it better than that girl !
(http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/kingmong-04.jpg)
(http://www.webomatica.com/wordpress/images/blog/indy_moments/m_02.jpg)
Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
(http://desourcesure.com/uploadv3/indiana_jones_kinder.jpg)
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/MOMMYCHLOE/easter-bunny.jpg)
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/773284/2/istockphoto_773284_gruesome_dead_bunny_in_the_road.jpg)
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m132/lantzer19/dead_rabbit.jpg)
Yummy !
(http://www.potatomato.com/mt/archives/image/DSC01276.jpg)
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk124/odinroxx/puke.jpg)
(http://www.scjohnson.it/media//corporate/it/mrmuscolo_schiuma_biattiva.jpg)
lol, I can't beat that o.o
Ain
(http://www.scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/naked-fat-guy.jpg)
He might.
maybe?
Always finding a new thread to necro :P
I just necro on old ones for the sake of necroing.
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/yoda-demotivational-poster-1257471444.jpg)
Holy crap! That guy was HUGE!!!
And lol Hopit. But we just wait a while and Yoda will die of old age anyway. So he can't win, although he is awesome. ;)
Yoda will live to kill the bunneh at least.
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e0/Yoda_SWSB.jpg)
you can just imagine yoda going "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" in this picture
You've got a serious case of Necropostobia. XD
Wouldn't an "obia" be a fear?
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/348/2/5/stag_patronus_by_woolpix-d5nzb3s.jpg)
Defeat your fear, Harry.
(And let's get back to beating the person above you!)
I don't care for your rules!
^ That should be a picture of Chuck Norris, for some reason BBCode decided to embarrass me.
EDITED to remove the bizarre, very long URL for the image, because I was suspicious of it. Sorry, Othko.
What on earth IS that code?
Anyway...
Q: why are there lots of Chuck Norris jokes but few Bruce Lee jokes?
A: Unlike Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee is no joke.
(http://artcreationforever.com/images/bruce-lee/bruce-lee-01.jpg)
You know what else isn't a joke? Nuclear war.
(http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/world/2013/09/21/us-nearly-detonated-atomic-bomb-by-accident-in-161-file/_jcr_content/par/featured-media/media-0.img.jpg/876/493/1422634860581.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
(http://actionpestservices.co.uk/cockroach.jpg)
The Roach is pretty much OK with this idea.
That's not a roach, this is a roach.
(http://monstersdatabase.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/starcraft-roach1.jpg)
The disadvantage of increased size is increased target size - nothing a few good ol' railguns can't fix:
(http://www.xn--warghhle-r4a.de/pics/TAU/tautac12.gif)
(http://pro.bols.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/marine-tau.jpg?56750f)
FOR THE EMPERAH!!!
Whilst it's bad form to quote oneself...
Quote from: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 11:25:24 PM
nothing a few good ol' railguns can't fix:
(http://www.xn--warghhle-r4a.de/pics/TAU/tautac12.gif)
Your Tau railguns are useless against a Titan
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uWF2Pc7xY1o/maxresdefault.jpg)
I see your big expensive GW intellectual property and undercut you with a cheaper competitor!
(http://www.manticgames.com/SiteData/Root/Image/warpath-logo-final-layers.jpg)
(http://xarelto-settlement.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Xarelto-lawsuit-.jpg)
SUE THE HERETICS!!!
Solution: change the law!
(http://newsfirst.lk/english/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/obama-guns_carr.jpg)