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Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 09, 2008, 08:36:14 PM
Write an outrageous lie (or even more outrageous truth) about whoever posted last. Are they secretly in love with Thatcher? Did THEY cause 9/11?

Up to you...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 09, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Its incredible you guys arent aware that Jubal is wanted in several countries for rape and murder, few people also know that hes Brit's (spears) new lover.  :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 09, 2008, 08:53:48 PM
PC? You really don't know who President Bush's internet alter ego is?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 09, 2008, 08:58:36 PM
Damn! ma seecrets been revealed, back to Crawford Laura. [/texan accent]
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2008, 12:31:40 AM
PC is actually Santa
Santa = Satan
same letters, same guy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 10, 2008, 12:35:42 AM
Comrade is afraid of .'s after emoticons!

:blink:.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 10, 2008, 01:00:20 AM
Son of the King = Knife snot hog
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2008, 05:46:29 PM
did u know pc has to have some1 else type for him on his computer because he has no fingers   :o
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2008, 06:10:36 PM
GMD is the world's smallest man. He types by juping onto the correct key.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2008, 06:49:57 PM
Jubal keeps a frozen squirrel under his pillow.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 10, 2008, 08:02:48 PM
CG is afraid of removing the _ from his name ;)                                                         

Also, how come youve got a blue name? Never noticed it before.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2008, 09:03:10 PM
It's 20+ posts I think.

You've never seen it because people get made civs so fast atm.

PC is actually a PC. He's so smart he decided for himself he couldn't be asked to pass the Turing Test and went on Exilian instead.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 11, 2008, 05:20:43 AM
seems rather awkward, colored names should be given to civs and staff IMO
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 11, 2008, 05:19:25 PM
Yeah, I never got round to removing it, I was going to though.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 11, 2008, 07:04:35 PM
did you know that Jubal was Mr Fen 2007
even though he lost the last few years to a Raft Spider
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 14, 2008, 04:05:12 AM
Dripping D doesnt want you to know why the D is dripping
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 14, 2008, 04:53:11 PM
comrade_general is actually a cow from the kgb
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 14, 2008, 06:06:09 PM
now you know the secret, now you must die

(http://www.takegreatpictures.com/content/images/Secret_Agent_Cow.jpg)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 14, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
Comrade_General is not infact Angus Beef, but a chemical substitute.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 15, 2008, 04:26:53 PM
did you know that PC is an assasin in his spare time
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 15, 2008, 04:44:05 PM
did you know htat dripping ds avitar it atually a picture of him (dude bad hair problem)  :D
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 15, 2008, 04:46:52 PM
did you know that gmd's avatar actually ended up on the plate of a little chinese bloke in his local happy palace
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 15, 2008, 04:48:10 PM
[size=14]...[/size]

bet you never knew dripping d is the 'little chinese bloke in his happy palace'
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 15, 2008, 04:57:01 PM
im not chinese
(plz stop asking bout missing cat, me no see it, but got new order of rice with surprise meat)

Gmd was the person who turned the duck in to the happy palace
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
When Dripping D's, D drips, it runs down his forehead! :lol:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 08:48:36 PM
did you know that Vile Shrubo was the inventor of the lightbuld and carries one of the largest in the world on his head
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 08:50:56 PM
My chord to turn it on is massive, but drippy's, on his forehead is so small you need to use a microscope-ontop of another microscope just to see it! :o
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 08:54:22 PM
i dont know why i would need a chord but being a lizard vile shrubo lacks a penis
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 08:59:53 PM
You take your stepsis's thongs off!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:01:35 PM
i dont hav a step-sis....

did you know vile shrubo's lizardman general is currently down a giants trousers
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:04:12 PM
Drippy's giant  is like him, likes to put men down his trousers!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:04:51 PM
bet you could guess but vile shrubo is queer
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:07:31 PM
Yayyyy my posts are going up, anyway,
Drippy dripped on his step-sister to be!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:09:00 PM
sick man  shes josh's anyway

banned for being obsessed with my to-be step-sis
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:09:47 PM
Were on lies not banned!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:11:21 PM
did you know i did make a mistake and VS missed out on a chance to lie about me
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Drippy has a fetish over LADDERS.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
VS has a fetish over bright lights

(like a moth)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:16:37 PM
Drippy's so dumb he cant tell the difference between a ladder and a fence.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:18:02 PM
well a fence is ladder on its side

VS was married to the eifel tower but then had an affair with the CN tower
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:19:01 PM
Drippy has man-boobs/Moobs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
VS has bigger MOOBS than glover
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:21:30 PM
Drippy's moobs are bigger than jordans boobs!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:24:55 PM
but their fake

VS moobs are bigger than lucy pinders big natural boobs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 18, 2008, 09:26:58 PM
Your moobs are bigger than a planet.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 18, 2008, 09:30:39 PM
VS moobs are so big that they strtch to the end of the universe (where i hear is a nice cafe) and all other dimensions
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 19, 2008, 12:01:10 AM
Dripping D's avatar is actually a picture of himself ;).
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on July 19, 2008, 02:15:43 PM
son of the king holds the world record for the most stairs eaten in transit between two escalators (I know pretty incredible)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 19, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
stormcloud's avatar is curreently having an affair with the pig (his wife being the cat) and has pimped his pea green boat up with 30 speakers and 5 sub-woofers
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 20, 2008, 10:58:23 AM
Drippys jealous of storm's boat
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on July 20, 2008, 12:36:14 PM
Viles is jealous of Drippings moobs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Vile Shrubo on July 20, 2008, 03:59:57 PM
storms jealous of my moobs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 20, 2008, 05:58:00 PM
Vile Shrubo's avatar just missed the height requirements to destroy New York/Tokyo.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on July 20, 2008, 10:08:13 PM
PC often wanders around dressed like his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on July 21, 2008, 12:58:53 AM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/headshot-snipe-demotivational-poster.jpg)

Dam Right  :ph43r:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 26, 2008, 07:30:01 PM
did you no that PC is actually a Dolly Parton inpersonater
and he works 9 till 5 hehe (bad pun)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on July 26, 2008, 10:02:29 PM
dripping d has proved, experimentally, his signature
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on August 01, 2008, 11:25:07 AM
stormcloud is atually an giant ant who kills people at night lol
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 01, 2008, 11:44:08 AM
GMD was in his secret cave with an army of ducks when he typed his last reply
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on August 01, 2008, 12:04:39 PM
CN2 is currently in a legal battle against amnesty international because they wrapped his avatar in barbed wire
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 01, 2008, 02:57:49 PM
Dripping D has met King Louie from the jungle book, his avatar is a photo of said monkey king....

.....he has let himself go.....
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 08, 2008, 03:49:43 PM
I did not post last
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 10, 2008, 07:25:02 PM
Stormcloud tried to molest a child with a spoon for not building a big enough sand castle in the sand pit...

God thats wired
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 10, 2008, 08:30:02 PM
CN2 can spell weird correctly
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 10, 2008, 09:03:12 PM
Dammit I always get that wrong...

Hmm wierd..no wired..no..weird...YES!

Oh ya btw stormcloud just told me that he like to eat slugs on his pizza.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 10, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
CN2 has severe hydrophobia hence why he hasn't put himself out
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on August 19, 2008, 05:19:46 PM
Stormcloud is in fact the very pyromaniac who origanally set CN2 on fire
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 19, 2008, 06:53:24 PM
Dripping D proves everything
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 19, 2008, 06:56:49 PM
The only thing he cant prove is Stormcloud,as there is nothing to prove.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 19, 2008, 07:04:05 PM
hell yeah, only innocence can prove me  :huh:                                                           that really sounds weird

CN2 is entering the 2012 Olympics as the torch
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 19, 2008, 08:11:33 PM
I HAVETH BEEN PUT OUTETH TOUGH!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 19, 2008, 08:14:27 PM
CN2 is wanted for putting out the future 2012 olympic torch, Olympic Officials want him dead or alive.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 19, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
Private Clark is one of the actors from doctor who,and he didnt want to take the gas mask off from the episode ww2 with Christopher Ecclston.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 19, 2008, 10:11:40 PM
CN2 played a vital part in the construction of a giant dodo sculpture
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on August 19, 2008, 10:28:35 PM
stormcloud smothered the pussycat with honey, and took all the money for himself
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 19, 2008, 11:02:31 PM
That isnt actualy Andalus in his avatar.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on August 20, 2008, 12:32:58 AM
Damn, how did you find me out?

Private Clark used to be a Major, but was demoted for inappropriately touching the General's Labrador
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 20, 2008, 12:40:36 AM
That gold linning on the helmet isnt really gold.... its brass.

W00T 500th Post
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 20, 2008, 11:33:55 AM
Thats not really your 500th post,Jubal changed your tally to make you feel happy.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 20, 2008, 12:44:26 PM
CN2 doesn't truly exist, he is actually a glitch in the matrix
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 20, 2008, 01:19:44 PM
Stormcloud is the old woman form the Matrix (Oracle?)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on August 20, 2008, 05:34:21 PM
CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 20, 2008, 06:54:22 PM
Andalus has modded Rome:TW to make all spear units do a pole dance as form of attack
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 20, 2008, 07:03:37 PM
Stormcloud downloaded that mod
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 20, 2008, 07:27:23 PM
and Private Clark is aroused by it...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2008, 09:43:01 PM
Quote from: "Andalus"
CN2 is actually my father, by means of an accident with a time machine and a contraceptive.
Zaphod is teh awesumne$$. Internets to you for the quote.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 20, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
Jubal has probems with his keyboards s key
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 21, 2008, 11:20:03 AM
But stormcloud does not need the keyboard,he looks at the screen and the words appear. 0o0ohhh
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 21, 2008, 04:10:04 PM
CN2 has major problems with belly button lint
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 21, 2008, 09:47:02 PM
Stormcloud put me on fire again! Yes it was he who did it the first time!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 21, 2008, 11:12:55 PM
CN2 is a self harmer and a pyromaniac, he is on fire cause he likes it
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 22, 2008, 01:37:13 AM
SC is his pyromaniac teacher.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 22, 2008, 10:44:24 AM
And,well..lets just say Private Clark likes to burn little stuff with a magnifing glass.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 22, 2008, 10:50:07 AM
like CN2s tiny c....... no that disturbed and wrong

CN2 is amazed by the advert at the bottom of the page
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 22, 2008, 12:37:14 PM
But I like making lots of moniez...

In Stormclouds avartar,the eyes are his in real life edited in.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 22, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
CN2s full name is Christopher Norman Nicholas Squash
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on August 22, 2008, 01:04:46 PM
stormcloud is afraid of water
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 22, 2008, 01:06:19 PM
Andalus is afraid that the TV wants to kill him
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 22, 2008, 01:24:46 PM
Stormcloud is afraid his barbies are going to kill him...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 22, 2008, 05:12:10 PM
CN2 does a celebratory dance every time they mention death on the news
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on August 22, 2008, 07:24:45 PM
stormcloud is responsible for nearly every death heard on the news
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 22, 2008, 07:39:54 PM
comrade general lead the Russian counter attack against Georgia
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 22, 2008, 11:38:01 PM
SC is the one man Gerogian army and is jealous of CG.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on August 23, 2008, 11:06:43 AM
PC is rumored to be one of the democrats tipped to be vice president if Obama is President
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 23, 2008, 11:48:31 AM
Dripping D writes news stories for the Daily Sport
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Post by: Andalus on August 23, 2008, 12:35:13 PM
Stormcloud features on paeg 3 of the Daily Sport
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 23, 2008, 03:20:54 PM
Andalus features on the Daily Sports free DVDs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Private Clark on August 23, 2008, 05:35:00 PM
SC features in the "Rejected" page of Maxim Magazine.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2008, 06:20:46 PM
Private Clark is a teacher and he likes to play classical music to annoy his students  ( I do actually have a teacher that does that :blink:                                                    )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 23, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
CN2 jumps of a different cliff every second Thursday of every other month during years divisible by four
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 26, 2008, 02:11:17 PM
Stormcloud thinks there is a boogy man hiding in his closet,when in fact he keeps a gypsy in there.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 26, 2008, 05:29:46 PM
CN2 often frequents the dodgier parts of Grimsby on the look out for competitive cheese racers, in the hope that he will add to his pet cheeses, Pongy LeWendslydale, world record winning streak
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 15, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
I don't want to revive this thread
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 16, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
stormcloud is atually Steven Hawkin!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 16, 2008, 06:40:22 PM
Gmd is really a swan who fantasises over being a duck
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 16, 2008, 06:45:30 PM
GMD lives in my duckpond!


EDIT; beaten to it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 16, 2008, 07:15:28 PM
Jubal lives in his duckpond as well
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 17, 2008, 08:05:14 PM
And stormcloud feasts on the spiders living in the duck pond.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 17, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
and CN2 feasts on the snails in said duck pond
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 17, 2008, 08:28:02 PM
At least I dont *ahem* lick out the shells *calls*
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 17, 2008, 08:28:54 PM
Yeah you crunch on them
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 17, 2008, 08:33:04 PM
ewww

Hear all about it! Stromcloud killed a land owner of the so called Boozer!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 17, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
Hear all about it, CN2 arrested for murder, original suspect released :)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 17, 2008, 08:41:29 PM
Hear all about it I murdered Stromcloud,he is now undead!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 17, 2008, 08:44:56 PM
CN2's rabbits are undead
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 17, 2008, 08:46:53 PM
But they are still fluffy unlike your kittens.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 17, 2008, 08:50:22 PM
You dance around nude to entertain your relatives
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 18, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Stormcloud dances around in a clown's costume to try to entertain people.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 18, 2008, 10:53:25 AM
Andalus dances around in a Tony Blair suit to try bore people
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 18, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
Stormcloud has a pet pidgin, which he is traing to be a hyper assassin.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 18, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
CN2 has a pet ice bear that he's training not to eat him
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 18, 2008, 08:12:15 PM
stormcloud is a genetically enhanced ice bear!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 18, 2008, 10:33:52 PM
Gmd is a genetically enhanced bagel
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 18, 2008, 11:02:54 PM
Stormcloud thinks a bagel is a a type of dog.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 19, 2008, 10:31:02 AM
Andalus thinks a cat is a type of biscuit
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 19, 2008, 03:12:16 PM
Stormcloud doesn't realise a cat is a type of cheesecake, stupid! :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 19, 2008, 06:05:51 PM
andalus' real face is this: :flashy: wow how u change colour like that  :lol:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 19, 2008, 08:50:52 PM
Gmd has an unhealthy obbsession with ducks.....
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Zibbit on September 19, 2008, 09:31:27 PM
Hey Dripp, we are supose to tell outrageous lies not the truth.

 <_<
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 19, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
Zibbit is most definitely NOT a hypocrite for not telling an outrageous lie.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 20, 2008, 11:03:08 AM
Andalus is really a duck but doesn't want to admit it!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 20, 2008, 11:40:14 AM
Gmd is really a fox and is using his disguise as a duck to groom young ducks
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 21, 2008, 01:46:44 PM
Dripping D is really a ginger biscuit.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 21, 2008, 02:04:43 PM
Lol'd.

Andalus is the prophet of Banjhulu.

(Google Order of the Stick if ya don't get the reference)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 21, 2008, 05:22:51 PM
Jubal has always got something constuctive and usefull to do  ( this is a lie remember)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 21, 2008, 07:12:36 PM
Dripping D has a suit for his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 08:07:45 PM
stormcloud has a full wardrobe for his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 08:18:23 PM
Dripping D has underpants with is avatar on
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
stormcloud has a bra with his avatar on

(ha beat that)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 08:39:38 PM
Dripping D has a mankini with his avatar on (link) (http://coffeesnobs.com.au/attachments/mankini.jpg)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 08:40:38 PM
stormcloud has his avatar painted on the front of his house
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 08:47:37 PM
Dripping D has a naughty blow up doll of his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 08:49:30 PM
lol you fool i am my avatar

stormcloud  has an inappropriate obect *ahem*  in the style of his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:08:59 PM
exactly, you love yourself too much

Dripping D has converted an orc to look like his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 09:20:21 PM
stormcloud has converted a guardsman to look like his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:36:03 PM
Dripping D has converted a bedroom into a shrine for his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 09:37:08 PM
stormcloud is the worlds greatest fan of desperate housewives
2nd place goes to his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:41:20 PM
Dripping D is the number one fan of Jeremy Kyles guests
finally people he can view as equals
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
stormcloud is the man that went on trisha to cure his fear of scotch eggs (true no joke)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:50:04 PM
Dripping D was refused a place on Jeremy Kyle because his story was just to appalling
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
stormcloud is the sole subscriber to 'what celebs do at 0:00am on a Sunday' magasine
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:53:13 PM
Dripping D writes and published the magazine 'dancing on melted ice'
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 23, 2008, 09:55:08 PM
stormcloud was this years reasonably sane guest on 'C4's Mental Asylum'  aka   'Big Brother'

only to be voted out in the first few seconds
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 23, 2008, 09:59:59 PM
Dripping D was rejected as a Big Brother contestant for being too crazy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 24, 2008, 04:54:26 PM
Stormcloud thought Animal Farm was a pop-up book for children.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 24, 2008, 05:56:08 PM
Andalus has an iron heart. He broke it when his mum forgot to tuck him in. ( heart not lung :P                                                       )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 24, 2008, 06:44:22 PM
CN2 has a steel jaw due to trying to bite a honey badger
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 24, 2008, 08:20:36 PM
Dripping D has a steel finger because he was inappropriately probing a dogs mouth
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 24, 2008, 09:22:22 PM
stormcloud has a golden *ahem* due to an unfortunate smelting accident
(hes also from Holland isnt that weird?)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 24, 2008, 10:35:17 PM
Dripping D is actually the most active person here, he has two accounts stormcloud is the other
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
OMG how did you find out?

stormcloud is actually Paris Hilton
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 25, 2008, 04:19:41 PM
Ergo, so is Dripping D.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 04:20:56 PM
jubal is in fact Jackie Chan
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 25, 2008, 06:30:41 PM
DD is infact the sushi guy who lives down my road.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 06:59:14 PM
CN2 is in fact a bodyguard for someone already (grrr)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 25, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
Yes I am, Zibbit in fact. But im shareable!

Goldy is really made of silver
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:14:16 PM
what, never!

CN2 is really GMDs duckguard
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:21:50 PM
goldy is in fact a duck of Gmd's
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:25:50 PM
DD is in fact CN2's bodyguard
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
gold is in fact my bodyguard
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:35:23 PM
but me weak..

DD is in fact everyone's bodyguard

Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:36:12 PM
goldy is in fact the woman from 'the bodyguard'

(and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will al... etc.)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:37:14 PM
People still don't know whether DD is alien or just a savaged animal
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:40:40 PM
and you never shall!!!


goldy is in actuallt a paper man
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
and you are actually a stick man
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:44:57 PM
but noo im an ape

goldy is a human (remember topic title)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 07:46:07 PM
DD is an ape from mars
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 07:54:15 PM
goldy is a giant spagehtti monster
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 08:07:21 PM
DD is a chef who cooks pasta in Italy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 08:10:53 PM
goldy cooks suishi in japan
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 25, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
DD cooks Fish and Chips in England
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
goldy cooks frogs in spain
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 25, 2008, 08:33:50 PM
DD is a monster!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 25, 2008, 09:25:53 PM
gmd is a chicken
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 26, 2008, 12:32:42 AM
Dripping D is quite nice, really.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 26, 2008, 12:53:49 AM
Dripping D is my bodyguard too
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 26, 2008, 03:01:46 PM
Stormcloud is so blind he cannot see his own nose in front of him
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 26, 2008, 04:59:45 PM
Andalus can't see through that big fat helmet of his
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2008, 05:00:41 PM
Goldy can't move. He has no legs.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 26, 2008, 05:02:06 PM
Jubal has no.... arms!so he can't hold anything
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 26, 2008, 05:25:48 PM
how does he type?

goldy has no feet
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 26, 2008, 05:57:03 PM
DD has no heart (he is mutant)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 26, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
goldy has 4 stomachs OMG hes a cow
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 26, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
DD has 4 of EVERYTHING! Even fingers...*ahem...*
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 26, 2008, 08:13:52 PM
CN2 has a regular number of everything, including brain cells
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 26, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Stormcloud only has one braincell, which is used to type.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 26, 2008, 09:07:01 PM
CN2 has a fully operational brain
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 26, 2008, 11:50:25 PM
Dripping D lacks a brain
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 12:35:09 PM
Stormcloud has a heart
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2008, 01:03:31 PM
DD's heart is made of cold, evil stone!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 27, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
Cn2 doesn't have a...

*tries to think of organ*

thyroid gland?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2008, 01:24:28 PM
Whats that...

Jubal has no nose!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 01:24:40 PM
jubal has an IQ of 140+
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2008, 01:27:37 PM
And DD has an IQ of 1.40+
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 01:28:16 PM
CN2 has a 2 digit IQ
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2008, 01:33:34 PM
aww man :(                                                      

Dripping D's real name is Drooping D
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
CN2 is really  BM5
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 27, 2008, 02:00:57 PM
DD is really Grumpy D
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 02:17:20 PM
goldy is in fact bronzy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 27, 2008, 02:22:50 PM
the Dripping Dead........
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 02:27:33 PM
goldydruelz
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 27, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
'Dripping' D is telling someone off for drooling?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 27, 2008, 02:31:28 PM
uummm  yeh
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 27, 2008, 02:31:49 PM
Lol...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2008, 08:27:16 PM
Jubal thing LOL means lick our lobes...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 27, 2008, 08:51:19 PM
CN2 was CN4 but he got his salary cut.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 27, 2008, 10:11:02 PM
Jubal thinks that salary is a vegtable
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 28, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
and SC thinks vegetables are man made...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 28, 2008, 07:11:10 PM
CN2 has a fear of vegetables
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 28, 2008, 07:12:58 PM
Goldy has a fear of cuddly bears.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on September 28, 2008, 07:15:26 PM
CN2 is a bear (a big ugly one at that)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 28, 2008, 07:36:16 PM
Goldy hunts bears with a lazer gun, he is half the reason for deforestation.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 28, 2008, 08:42:01 PM
CN2 can spell every word in the dictionary correctly
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 29, 2008, 10:34:53 AM
(with spell checker lol)

Dripping wants to be like yoooou *doopdedoo* he wants to walk like you talk like you yooooooou
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on September 29, 2008, 11:55:36 AM
Stormcloud knows every word of The Jungle Book by heart
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 29, 2008, 02:19:19 PM
Andalus knows every word of the little mermaid movies off by heart
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 29, 2008, 04:41:06 PM
stormcloud is the little mermaid
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 29, 2008, 04:42:28 PM
Gmd is the crab, he is not a duck.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 29, 2008, 05:09:26 PM
how dare you lol

CN2 is weird because he has lots of stuff about pentagthus on his sig(i know how dare pentagthus)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 29, 2008, 05:59:54 PM
Gmd is not weird.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 29, 2008, 07:30:40 PM
CN2 is a space man
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 29, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
stormcloud is an earth dude
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 30, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
DD is a wannabe warlock
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 05:22:33 PM
Gmd is a full time member of the rocky horror show
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 30, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
DD tryed to set him self on fire to be warm for the rest of his life like his post says (stupid ha?)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 05:30:27 PM
gmd has relised the harsh way his sig ducks like to bite ppl who talk to them and ppl dont look the same way to you if you talk to ducks
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 30, 2008, 05:32:53 PM
DD's a orangutan
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 05:34:08 PM
i no

Gmd has no human friends
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Zibbit on September 30, 2008, 05:47:23 PM
Dripping D has no duck friends
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on September 30, 2008, 05:48:59 PM
But i his friend lol

Zibbit cant spell
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 05:51:10 PM
Gmd can quack the alphabet
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 30, 2008, 06:48:41 PM
Dripping D can't count to thirty three point five four zero one seven nine.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 07:26:46 PM
jubal can recite pi to its 500th digit
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 30, 2008, 08:33:32 PM
No idea who juabl is, but good for him.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on September 30, 2008, 08:49:18 PM
what are you on about


*snigger*
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 01, 2008, 05:39:33 PM
Dripping D says snigger when he sniggers.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 01, 2008, 06:14:14 PM
CN2 plays a violin when hes sad
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 01, 2008, 06:48:10 PM
Dripping D cannot play a violin.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on October 01, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
CN2 can play a violin!! (he wishes!)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 01, 2008, 07:48:22 PM
goldyrulez actualy means that goldy measures things
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 01, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
And SC means a stormy cloud
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 01, 2008, 08:15:55 PM
anc CN2 means canned neurotic v2
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 01, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
:o!!

Stormcloud really has a butler typing all his posts.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 01, 2008, 08:29:37 PM
CN2 has his mum type his posts
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Zibbit on October 01, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
DD  shot a man just to watch him die
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on October 01, 2008, 10:00:02 PM
Then Zibbit shot DD in protest
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 02, 2008, 12:16:41 AM
but the gun misfired, exploded and burned Andalus in the face, which is why he waers the helmet
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on October 02, 2008, 01:35:33 PM
It only misfired because stormcloud loaded it wrong
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 04:34:36 PM
and he only loaded it wrong because Andulas had clawed out one of SC eyes
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on October 02, 2008, 04:39:36 PM
no body in the universe knows what the d in Dripping D atually stands for
we can only guess
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 04:41:20 PM
Gmd is often incredibly far from the truth as a few people on this forum know what it stands for
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on October 02, 2008, 04:43:32 PM
dripping D is a stupid idiot for not telling me :lol:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 04:46:53 PM
Gmd is incredibly dumb for not asking :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 05:36:30 PM
And both of you are sill because I feel like it :lol:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 05:37:31 PM
CN2 enjoys confusing us with words like 'sill'
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 05:42:42 PM
DD just declared WAR!

http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/war.html (http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/war.html)
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 05:56:59 PM
CN2 is a warmonger
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 06:15:58 PM
Indeed I am
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 02, 2008, 07:04:08 PM
no one knows what CN2 did to gain the trust of his rabbits
we can only guess

lol @ this theme, I like it good one Gmd
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 07:05:24 PM
No one knows if SC washes his hands when he goes to the toilet.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 02, 2008, 07:08:10 PM
no one knows if CN2 has energy legs
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 07:11:53 PM
no one knoes if Stormcloud drinks SHOCKLATE! and has 400 babies.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 02, 2008, 07:17:06 PM
no one knows how far behind the rest of the internet CN2 is
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 08:07:30 PM
no body knows what time zone SC lives in
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 02, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
No one knows if DD is a super intelligent ourangatang(sp)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 02, 2008, 08:41:37 PM
nobody knows if CN2 will ever complete a sentance without spelling mistakes
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 02, 2008, 10:00:22 PM
no one knows if Dripping D intended to be a hypocrite (it's spelt sentence not an a in sight)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on October 03, 2008, 03:55:22 AM
No one knows quite what stormcloud is
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 03, 2008, 06:29:45 PM
no one knows quite where Andalus place his thing that he had just the night before
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 03, 2008, 06:48:04 PM
I do I do!

No one knows how Stormcloud was introduced to the internet. Some people say he found it in a bush while taking his owl for a walk.

(There are NO spelling mistakes in this one:P)
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 03, 2008, 07:11:38 PM
but CN2's grammer is still dodgy  (bit picky but i do believe it is whilst not while)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 03, 2008, 07:58:16 PM
Dripping D is an english teacher, and it can be either
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 03, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
Stormcloud likes to eat honey with bees stuck in it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 03, 2008, 08:32:41 PM
CN2 likes baby oil on his food (olive oil comes from olives, sunflower oil from sunflowers so baby oil from..... :blink:)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 03, 2008, 08:41:49 PM
SC eats babies.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on October 04, 2008, 12:00:27 PM
CN2 eats avatars
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Post by: Jubal on October 04, 2008, 02:44:18 PM
Andalus eats sushi.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 04, 2008, 03:17:12 PM
Jubal eats leaves
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 05:29:30 PM
SC eats worms
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Post by: stormcloud on October 04, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
Dripping D eats taps
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 04, 2008, 06:41:05 PM
Stormcloud gobbles owls
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
CN2 gobbles rabbits
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 04, 2008, 08:07:38 PM
Dripping D gobbles gobblers
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 09:09:21 PM
SC gobbles CN2
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Post by: CN2 on October 04, 2008, 09:27:27 PM
Quote from: "Dripping D"
CN2 gobbles rabbits
How dare you! :o                                                         

DD likes to tell little children horror stories.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 09:36:46 PM
how do you know that?


CN2 likes to tell children where babies come from
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 04, 2008, 09:38:46 PM
DD doesnt know where babies come form.

"Come here DD I have something to tell you"

5 MINS LATER

"*SQUEAL!*"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 09:40:03 PM
CN2 is secretly a Micheal Jackson fan
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 04, 2008, 09:41:46 PM
DD is secretly Michael Jackson.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
CN2 is in secret the sole bidder for Neverland
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Post by: CN2 on October 04, 2008, 09:44:36 PM
And DD is captain Hooks monkey.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
CN2 is Gary Glitter's online identity
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Post by: stormcloud on October 04, 2008, 10:45:40 PM
ooooh burned XD

Dripping D is a pedo baiter (it's funny)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on October 05, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
Stormcloud is very fond of the chicken language.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on October 05, 2008, 09:15:50 PM
CN2 is fond of the chicken dance
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Post by: Andalus on October 06, 2008, 09:35:03 AM
SC tells chickens where baby chickens come from.
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Post by: CN2 on October 06, 2008, 05:46:24 PM
Andauls is like the stig, he NEVER takes his helmet off.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 06, 2008, 06:26:30 PM
CN2 is like a rabbit, he never poops inside
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Post by: CN2 on October 06, 2008, 06:28:13 PM
Stormcloud like a rabbit eats his own...stuff...

(Ill have you know my wabbits are potty trained :lol:          )
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Post by: stormcloud on October 06, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
CN2 is like an owl, his head can rotate over 180 degrees, but its not good for him
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 06, 2008, 08:34:31 PM
stormcloud is like a rabbit and drops his stomach when someone says boo!
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Post by: stormcloud on October 06, 2008, 08:38:01 PM
Dripping D can swing from tree to tree
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 06, 2008, 08:39:02 PM
SC cloud goes around shouting AAAHHH  AH AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! whilst beating his chest
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Post by: Jubal on October 06, 2008, 09:16:21 PM
DD does the same but won't admit it.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 06, 2008, 09:19:20 PM
Jubal is extremely annoyed that i have nearly as many posts as him
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Post by: Jubal on October 06, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
DD is MORE annoyed there's now a 13 post gap.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 06, 2008, 09:29:20 PM
Jubal only started posting alot because he was jealous of my activity on  this site
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Post by: stormcloud on October 06, 2008, 10:26:44 PM
Dripping D smells odd, odd people beware, he can hunt you down  :ph43r:
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 07, 2008, 04:25:00 PM
stormcloud smells of odd

I know where you are stormcloud
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Post by: stormcloud on October 07, 2008, 05:24:28 PM
Dripping D keeps an eye on the odd ones, but he has run out of eyes now
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Post by: Andalus on October 10, 2008, 03:22:35 PM
Stormcloud has no eyes
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Post by: Son of the King on October 10, 2008, 06:00:19 PM
Andalus' head is actually a helmet similar to his avatar. Infact, his avatar is a self portrait.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 10, 2008, 06:06:41 PM
Andalus has no face
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 10, 2008, 08:03:54 PM
SC has no kidneys
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Post by: stormcloud on October 11, 2008, 12:11:12 AM
Dripping D has no spleen
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Post by: Jubal on October 11, 2008, 08:07:47 AM
Sotrmcloud has no thyroid gland.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 11, 2008, 12:54:21 PM
Jubal can spell my name correctly
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Post by: Andalus on October 11, 2008, 03:16:34 PM
Stormcloud *ahem* 'bribed' Jubal to make him Magister whatsit
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Post by: stormcloud on October 11, 2008, 04:11:39 PM
Andalus is just jealous that he didn't bother entering
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 12, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
Stormcloud is secretly hiring a hitman to silence Andalus  :ph43r:
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Post by: Andalus on October 12, 2008, 08:51:03 PM
DD is that hitman
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 12, 2008, 08:52:54 PM
Andalus, under strange circumstances, will no longer be able to post    ;)                                                           :ph43r:
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Post by: Andalus on October 12, 2008, 08:56:47 PM
Neither will DD, because I just tipped the cops off.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 12, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
.   .   .

Andalus is going to have a perculiar run in with a horse's head
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Post by: Andalus on October 12, 2008, 09:01:49 PM
DD is going to have a mundane run-in with a sheep's backside
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 12, 2008, 09:03:16 PM
Andalus has a pet honey badger
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Post by: Andalus on October 12, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
DD has 10 million pet monkeys, who are currently writing their own version of Hamlet
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Post by: stormcloud on October 12, 2008, 10:32:11 PM
Andalus was sold to DD as one of those monkeys and all his posts are a collaborative effort by him and his 9,999,999 fellows
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 13, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
Stormcloud has an army of 1 billion banking owls that are the main reason for the credit crunch
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 13, 2008, 04:32:55 PM
DD has one solitary ant as his main friend and ally....
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
goldyrulez had two stickmen as friends, till he hung one
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 13, 2008, 06:45:27 PM
(crying) it was accidentally....

SC has 2 ants which is better than DD
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 07:01:00 PM
Goldyrulez should have used a rubber earlier, an innocent live could have been saved
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 13, 2008, 07:30:02 PM
was that a euphinism...


SC has a small army of hackers that can only speak l33t
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 07:34:49 PM
Dripping D has a small army of peanuts that only speak to him
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 13, 2008, 07:36:08 PM
dammit how do you know about clyde and the rest.....


SC has never used a toilet properly
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 07:39:34 PM
Dripping D doesn't use a bed properly
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 13, 2008, 07:50:36 PM
SC is still unable to come to terms with the concept of soap
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 07:54:51 PM
DD is still trying to figure out how to activate the trigger mechanism on his door
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Post by: Andalus on October 13, 2008, 10:08:05 PM
SC pushes doors that say `pull`
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Post by: stormcloud on October 13, 2008, 10:51:06 PM
I did that today, I fail :o                                                         

Andalus pushes people when they say Andy
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Post by: Andalus on October 13, 2008, 11:47:06 PM
I do that every day. Call me Drew, bitches.

SC pushes puffins off cliffs (For not  being owls).
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 02:33:19 PM
Andalus pushes monkeys of cliffs (For not being human)
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Post by: Andalus on October 14, 2008, 04:51:55 PM
SC is not human
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
I know, it's well established I am a hyper-intelligent owl.

Andalus is not "state the obvious" man
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 14, 2008, 07:21:36 PM
SC has in fact paid numerous admins to raise his post count
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Post by: Pentagathus on October 14, 2008, 08:29:08 PM
Dripping D was the guy who fell into the whale and also starred in Lemonparty.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 14, 2008, 09:03:07 PM
Penty was the creator of lemonparty and is going to be unable to post for awhile of he doesnt shutup
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 10:55:29 PM
Dripping D is this dude


(http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/gasprice-lemonparty.jpg)

DON'T GO TO THE ADDRESS PROVIDED, IT IS REALLY A SHOCK SITE

you have been warned
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Post by: Andalus on October 14, 2008, 11:02:07 PM
SC is not only an owl, he really is hyper-intelligent
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 11:08:25 PM
Andalus is the sole reason I am not banning Penty right now
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Post by: Andalus on October 14, 2008, 11:18:19 PM
SC is the sole reason I keep my helmet on
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 11:19:14 PM
Andalus makes soles for shoes
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Post by: Andalus on October 14, 2008, 11:20:18 PM
SC steals souls for Satan
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Post by: stormcloud on October 14, 2008, 11:27:34 PM
Andalus steals souls for his personal use
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Post by: Andalus on October 14, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
SC stole my heart :wub:                                                   


:P
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Post by: stormcloud on October 15, 2008, 12:47:06 AM
Andalus has no heart, he did, t'was tasty
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Post by: Andalus on October 15, 2008, 05:22:37 PM
SC has 2 hearts, 4 stomachs, 7 livers, 5.8 kidneys, and 0.67 brains.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 15, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Andalus has a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 15, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
SC has got the heart of davy jones :wub:
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Post by: Pentagathus on October 15, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
I have dressed as a woman on 2 occasions and am planning on a 3rd.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 15, 2008, 11:20:43 PM
ermm, penty enjoys wearing mens clothes?
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Post by: Andalus on October 16, 2008, 01:18:32 PM
SC enjoys wearing no clothes.

In public
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Post by: stormcloud on October 16, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
I am an owl, why do I need clothes *ruffles feathers*

Andalus enjoys wearing no clothes, in the mens room
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Post by: Andalus on October 16, 2008, 06:17:11 PM
SC waits in the mens room so he can watch
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 16, 2008, 07:41:04 PM
Andalus enjoys hanging around toilets in Hyde Park (London)
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Post by: stormcloud on October 17, 2008, 12:34:42 AM
Dripping D enjoys hanging from the trees
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Post by: Andalus on October 17, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
SC enjoys hanging from gallows, the sick little masochist
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 18, 2008, 09:46:06 PM
andalus likes to be 'hung like a donkey'
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Post by: stormcloud on October 18, 2008, 10:07:27 PM
Dripping D likes to be 'shot like a deserter'
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 18, 2008, 10:08:13 PM
stormcloud shouts fire whilst on a firing line to try and get away
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Post by: stormcloud on October 18, 2008, 10:11:58 PM
Dripping D can perfectly imitate an intelligent conversation
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 18, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
can i... i mean of course i can   :rolleyes:

SC is still unable to fly out of the nest

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Post by: stormcloud on October 18, 2008, 10:25:29 PM
cause I got arms and hand rather than wings, fingers iz gud

Dripping D can emulate Linux in his eyes
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Post by: Andalus on October 18, 2008, 10:46:24 PM
Stormcloud can emulate Dripping D's moobs
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Post by: stormcloud on October 19, 2008, 12:02:01 AM
Andalus can emulate epic fail
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Post by: Andalus on October 19, 2008, 12:23:09 AM
Stormcloud IS epic fail
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Post by: stormcloud on October 19, 2008, 03:30:10 AM
Andalus rides the failboat
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 19, 2008, 08:57:07 PM
Stormcloud is the not-so-proud owner of the failboat
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Post by: stormcloud on October 19, 2008, 09:48:37 PM
Dripping D owns the failplane
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Post by: Andalus on October 20, 2008, 10:45:47 AM
SC is a major shareholder in the failplane's assets
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 20, 2008, 05:09:33 PM
Andalus is a majoe shareholder in the failboat's assets
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Post by: stormcloud on October 20, 2008, 06:05:19 PM
Goldy is the failspeller
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 20, 2008, 06:19:52 PM
Sc is the failbuyer
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Post by: CN2 on October 20, 2008, 06:42:12 PM
Goldy is just a fail, nuff said.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 20, 2008, 08:37:24 PM
CN2 is anti-lulz
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Post by: Andalus on October 21, 2008, 05:29:44 PM
SC is really brain dead
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Post by: Vile Shrubo on October 21, 2008, 07:29:12 PM
Andalus is "the stig"!
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Post by: Andalus on October 21, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
VS is Godzilla
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 21, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
andy is VS's mum
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Post by: Vile Shrubo on October 21, 2008, 08:16:39 PM
drippy is the 9th wonder of the world(ginger king kong)
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 21, 2008, 08:18:53 PM
VS is his own grandad (dont time travel)
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Post by: Andalus on October 21, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
DD is a Japanese samurai robot caused by Soviets meddling with time travel (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=199274)
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 21, 2008, 08:42:23 PM
Andy is ....  missing a pancreas
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Post by: Andalus on October 21, 2008, 08:48:02 PM
DD is my missing pancreas
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Post by: stormcloud on October 21, 2008, 11:19:00 PM
Andalus meant friend
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 22, 2008, 03:11:45 PM
SC has no friends
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Post by: CN2 on October 22, 2008, 05:07:28 PM
DD is a friend of Michael Jackson.
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Post by: Pentagathus on October 22, 2008, 05:24:20 PM
Err this is a lies thread cn2. Your supposed to lie eg
Drippy has never been known as mr hands.
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Post by: CN2 on October 22, 2008, 06:04:51 PM
Ohh in that case...

Penty is Michael Jacksons bets friend!
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 22, 2008, 06:59:13 PM
CN2 is not Micheal Jackson's best 'friend'  (remember thread name)
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Post by: stormcloud on October 22, 2008, 10:54:07 PM
Dripping D is relived I am getting to a different topic
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Post by: Andalus on October 23, 2008, 09:28:10 AM
SC wishes we were still talking about Michael Jackson
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Post by: stormcloud on October 23, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
Andalus slides down the nile delta
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Post by: Vile Shrubo on October 23, 2008, 05:50:19 PM
stormcloud caused global warming.
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 23, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
vile shrubo is a cow emitting methane which is very bad for golbal warming (moo)
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 23, 2008, 07:13:10 PM
goldy is the main cause for deforestation   he keeps using thousands of pieces of paper to make new avatars
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Post by: stormcloud on October 23, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
Dripping D is directly effected by deforestation
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Post by: Andalus on October 24, 2008, 03:13:55 PM
Stormcloud's tree fell down in a storm so now he lives with Pooh Bear.
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Post by: Gmd on October 24, 2008, 03:32:17 PM
andalusis attually a single cell with only a mincroscopic brain
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Post by: Andalus on October 24, 2008, 03:40:49 PM
Gmd is a single cell without any brain
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Post by: Gmd on October 24, 2008, 03:51:49 PM
o soz andalus i was wrong u are just short not microscopic  :lol:
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Post by: Andalus on October 24, 2008, 04:00:36 PM
Gmd likes to play 'hook a duck'
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Post by: stormcloud on October 24, 2008, 10:22:48 PM
Andalus likes to play 'hooker for ducks'.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 25, 2008, 01:22:23 PM
SC is a 'hooker for ducks'
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Post by: stormcloud on October 25, 2008, 06:15:14 PM
Dripping D knows what happened to PC
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Post by: Andalus on October 27, 2008, 11:14:16 AM
SC was playing 'hooker for ducks'  with PC.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 27, 2008, 06:56:26 PM
Andalus was ducking but got goosed
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Post by: Andalus on October 27, 2008, 09:15:33 PM
Stormcloud is a turkey
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Post by: stormcloud on October 27, 2008, 09:46:35 PM
Andalus is a good candidate for the post of MM
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Post by: Andalus on October 28, 2008, 09:43:10 AM
SC is the best MM there has ever been
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Post by: stormcloud on October 28, 2008, 11:09:04 AM
Andalus is wrong
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 28, 2008, 11:17:05 AM
SC is right
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Post by: Andalus on October 28, 2008, 04:24:38 PM
DD is completeley and utterly mistaken
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 28, 2008, 05:17:39 PM
Andalus always gets it right
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Post by: Andalus on October 28, 2008, 09:38:17 PM
DD is scared of me
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Post by: stormcloud on October 28, 2008, 10:00:27 PM
Andalus is scared of beards
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Post by: Andalus on October 28, 2008, 10:39:34 PM
Right...

SC is the owl that was scared f the dark
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Post by: Gen_Glory on October 28, 2008, 11:05:59 PM
Andalus is scared of helmet polish
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Post by: stormcloud on October 29, 2008, 08:54:22 AM
Dripping D likes do run around supermarkets shouting offences at any vegetable that is not on the shelves
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Post by: Andalus on October 29, 2008, 12:09:55 PM
SC ate all the pies
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Post by: Pentagathus on October 29, 2008, 02:07:00 PM
Andalus ate all the necrophiliacs.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 29, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Penthagathus is a necrophilliphilliac
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Post by: Andalus on October 30, 2008, 07:20:43 PM
Stormcloud is going to be the next President of the USA
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Post by: Goldyrulz on October 30, 2008, 07:55:19 PM
andalus is going to be the next president of Zimbabwe
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Post by: stormcloud on October 30, 2008, 08:38:50 PM
Goldy is going to spend he evening with the shrill cries of tortured grass
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Post by: Andalus on October 30, 2008, 10:22:32 PM
SC will be torturing the grass, so it gives the cows the shivers when they eat it, and he can have some milkshake.
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Post by: stormcloud on October 30, 2008, 10:36:00 PM
omg lol that was genius

Andalus did not just do one of the best outrageous lies so far
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Post by: Andalus on October 30, 2008, 11:26:28 PM
Stormcloud does not appreciate true genius when he sees it
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Post by: stormcloud on October 31, 2008, 12:02:45 AM
Andalus is truly undeserving of this praise but we should still give it to him and make this thread dull
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Post by: Andalus on October 31, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
Stormcloud doesn't understand sarcasm, wit, or any form of humour. That is why he is making this thread so dull.
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Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2008, 01:50:11 PM
Andalus is not a nice person.
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Post by: Andalus on October 31, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
Jubal is not a person
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Post by: stormcloud on October 31, 2008, 07:47:16 PM
Andalus is a flying sheep
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 01, 2008, 03:59:22 PM
SC is a flying pig
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Post by: Andalus on November 02, 2008, 02:40:49 AM
Goldy is a flying ruler
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Post by: stormcloud on November 02, 2008, 01:26:50 PM
Andalus is an ultra precise measuring tool with an accuracy of 1
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Post by: Andalus on November 05, 2008, 04:50:29 PM
SC  is a measuring tool with an accuracy of 50 miles
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:22:55 PM
Andalus is a broken tool
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 06, 2008, 04:24:25 PM
Goldy is yet to use a writing tool
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:25:15 PM
DD is a bent tool
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Post by: Andalus on November 06, 2008, 04:32:01 PM
Goldy has no tool
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:32:54 PM
andalus is the tool which nobody will ever use
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Post by: Andalus on November 06, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
Goldy is regularly used and abused
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:40:45 PM
andalus is never used, just abused
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Post by: Andalus on November 06, 2008, 04:41:19 PM
By Goldy
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:42:11 PM
by everyone on here
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Post by: Andalus on November 06, 2008, 04:42:53 PM
But mainly by Goldy.

And his tools
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Post by: Goldyrulz on November 06, 2008, 04:45:54 PM
andy is still trying to figure out why he is never used
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Post by: stormcloud on November 06, 2008, 09:09:16 PM
Goldy has talent and imagination
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 06, 2008, 11:14:37 PM
however stormcloud does not
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Post by: stormcloud on November 07, 2008, 09:35:03 AM
Dripping D eats babies
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Post by: Andalus on November 07, 2008, 03:36:42 PM
Stormcloud has a giant castle in the clouds where he rains lightning down on poor unsuspecting hippos
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Post by: stormcloud on November 07, 2008, 04:41:02 PM
Andalus as a small hole where he keeps all his worldly possessions, and he pays the mice to guard it
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Post by: Gmd on November 07, 2008, 06:47:42 PM
stormcloud killed a duck =[ :(                                                        :(                                                        :unsure:
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 07, 2008, 10:04:57 PM
Gmd eats ducks
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Post by: Andalus on November 08, 2008, 12:31:53 AM
DD breeds ducks to sell them on to Gmd at vastly extortionate prices
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Post by: stormcloud on November 08, 2008, 01:36:37 AM
Andalus drinks duck blood
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Post by: Andalus on November 08, 2008, 02:23:15 PM
Stormcloud is a cross between a duck and an owl
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Post by: stormcloud on November 09, 2008, 01:11:40 AM
Andalus has just eaten thirty five small adorable mice
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Post by: Andalus on November 09, 2008, 01:28:51 AM
Stormcloud never washes his toes so he can sell the cheese that grows there
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 09, 2008, 04:33:04 PM
Andalus buys and eats the cheese
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Post by: stormcloud on November 09, 2008, 11:19:11 PM
Dripping D laughs at the word spool
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 10, 2008, 10:27:19 PM
SC laughs at the word jtdj
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Post by: stormcloud on November 10, 2008, 10:36:16 PM
DD rejects your opinions
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Post by: Gen_Glory on November 10, 2008, 10:51:03 PM
SC readily accepts them
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Post by: Andalus on November 11, 2008, 12:08:27 AM
That is why SC is such a terrible moderator
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Post by: stormcloud on November 11, 2008, 01:47:33 AM
Andalus would make a terrible moderator
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Post by: Andalus on November 11, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
SC moderates the cheese output of little Swiss villages called Nachmunchenwistafheisel.
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Post by: stormcloud on November 11, 2008, 08:05:45 PM
andalus has beholden the golden wonders of a leprechaun
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Post by: CN2 on December 30, 2008, 10:16:54 PM
SC is a secret agent for the protection of swiss toe cheese
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Post by: stormcloud on December 31, 2008, 11:43:02 AM
CN2 has every respect for the  musicians he quotes in his sig
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Post by: CN2 on December 31, 2008, 12:38:23 PM
Sc secretly wants to kil everything/everyone that is capable of making any musical sound.
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Post by: stormcloud on December 31, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
CN2 believes that britney spears is a goddess
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Post by: Andalus on January 03, 2009, 12:25:33 AM
SC believes the X Factor is another name for Mount Olympus
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Post by: stormcloud on January 03, 2009, 01:41:05 AM
Andals thinks Kerry Katona is an exemplary example of the perfect mother
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Post by: Private Clark on January 03, 2009, 02:06:28 AM
SC agrees with him
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Post by: stormcloud on January 03, 2009, 03:07:50 AM
PC is just like PG (peter griffin) but much less funny
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
Sormcloud once wedged 84 waffles down his boxers.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:41:46 PM
CN2 then readily ate the waffles
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:43:09 PM
But then DD mugged me for the leftovers...
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
CN2 has eaten his rabbits
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:46:34 PM
How dare you!

DD has eaten his mother...
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:48:23 PM
CN2 is not a homicidal maniac
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:49:29 PM
DD has a tendency to blow his head up.
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:51:36 PM
CN2 has taken the SPANK the Monkey game to a whole new level
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:52:19 PM
For DD its not just a game...
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
CN2 enjoys a good game of Whiff Waff now and again
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:54:39 PM
DD invented Whiff Waff
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 13, 2009, 09:56:03 PM
im not tht old...


CN2 is in fact a member of Hamas
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Post by: CN2 on January 13, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
DD Is made of old human body parts from WWII
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Post by: stormcloud on January 14, 2009, 12:47:52 AM
DD relishes though thought of waffle filled boxers.
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Post by: CN2 on January 14, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
Stormcloud is not dislexic(sp?) :blink:
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Post by: stormcloud on January 14, 2009, 11:15:00 PM
CN2 it totally sane
and a nice, intelligent guy
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 15, 2009, 08:03:23 PM
SC can read who posted before him
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Post by: stormcloud on January 16, 2009, 09:07:31 AM
DD did something to shange the order
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Post by: Gen_Glory on January 16, 2009, 05:20:09 PM
SC shanges the way jhings are cpelt
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Post by: CN2 on January 16, 2009, 05:49:52 PM
DD needs help with certain things in life...
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Post by: stormcloud on January 17, 2009, 01:25:27 AM
CN2 needs help....
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Post by: CN2 on January 18, 2009, 04:16:40 PM
Stormcloud is smelly
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Post by: stormcloud on January 18, 2009, 10:53:03 PM
CN2 is noseless
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Post by: CN2 on January 19, 2009, 05:54:51 PM
How does he smell?

Terrible...  (WHat a Laugh!)

Stromcloud invented that joke
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Post by: stormcloud on January 19, 2009, 06:48:36 PM
CN2 invented 2
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Post by: Andalus on January 20, 2009, 02:40:46 AM
Stormcloud invented fail
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Post by: stormcloud on January 20, 2009, 10:14:53 AM
So Andalus cold be appropriately described as a physical entity
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Post by: CN2 on January 20, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Stormcloud is made of bacon, if he stays in heat too long he fizzles up
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Post by: stormcloud on January 21, 2009, 03:01:07 AM
CN2 is made of a superfluid, and equalised himself within containers

srsly this stuff it bizarre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluid)

It's strange that I can remeber the BB code
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Post by: CN2 on January 21, 2009, 07:30:10 PM
Cool....

Stormcloud is fluffy all over
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Post by: stormcloud on January 21, 2009, 07:37:56 PM
CN2 is hairy all over
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Post by: CN2 on January 21, 2009, 07:54:08 PM
Fluff is worse :P                                                      

Stormcloud has a bucket of toenails
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Post by: Jubal on January 21, 2009, 08:18:48 PM
CN2 tried to re-angle the cannon salute to hit the president.
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Post by: CN2 on January 21, 2009, 08:39:38 PM
Jubal was found with a violin case at the celebration.
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Post by: stormcloud on January 22, 2009, 08:48:38 AM
CN2 has a bucket that once belonged to a lolrus
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Post by: CN2 on January 22, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
SC is stinky
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Post by: stormcloud on January 22, 2009, 08:14:17 PM
CN2 eats babies
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Post by: CN2 on January 22, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
Stormcloud eats men
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Post by: stormcloud on January 23, 2009, 12:41:21 AM
CN2 eats sea kittens
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Post by: Andalus on January 23, 2009, 02:36:37 PM
Stormcloud has a bouncy castle made of jelly to lure in little boys
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Post by: CN2 on January 23, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
Andalus lures in little somethings...
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Post by: stormcloud on January 24, 2009, 01:48:54 AM
CN2 dances the funky chicken
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Post by: vadermath on January 31, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
Stormcloud was kidnapped as a kid. He was taken to Russia, where he became an outrageous whore.
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Post by: stormcloud on February 01, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
Vadermath is a 83 year old man-whore
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Post by: vadermath on February 01, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
Once he arrived to Russia, stormcloud was portugaled by James Bond, hence came home from Russia with love.
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Post by: Jubal on February 01, 2009, 03:25:17 PM
Vadermath is clearly a pimp.
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Post by: vadermath on February 01, 2009, 04:54:56 PM
Hey, that's what first came to my mind, the rest of the story just rolled on :P
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Post by: Andalus on February 01, 2009, 06:25:12 PM
Vadermath is the illegitimate child of Princess Leia and Chewbacca.
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Post by: vadermath on February 01, 2009, 07:24:32 PM
Andalus is a clone of a half-mutated frog.
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Post by: Jubal on February 01, 2009, 07:46:49 PM
Back on topic, vadermath killed a fairy.
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Post by: vadermath on February 01, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
...in blind rage, after finding out that the goddamned fairy killed Jubal.
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Post by: Jubal on February 01, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
I object to the idea I got killed by a mere fairy. It was two fairies. And a gnome.

vadermath paid the gnome in the first place, then killed the fairies to cover up his crimes.
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Post by: vadermath on February 01, 2009, 10:19:07 PM
He knows about the gnome mafia!
*summons the lackeys*
Tony, get rid of him!
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Post by: stormcloud on February 02, 2009, 02:45:01 AM
Vadermath is a massive perv with a dirty mind
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Post by: Jubal on February 02, 2009, 09:05:05 AM
Stormcloud brought him up that way.
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Post by: vadermath on February 02, 2009, 01:49:45 PM
Jubal was raised by psycho bears.
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Post by: Jubal on February 02, 2009, 02:31:17 PM
Your point being?

vadermath sent the bears psycho in the first place.
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Post by: CN2 on February 02, 2009, 03:22:43 PM
Jubal's real name is Labuj
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Post by: stormcloud on February 03, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
CN2s' real name is 2NC
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Post by: CN2 on February 03, 2009, 08:13:50 PM
Stormcloud has no name, he just is         .
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Post by: vadermath on February 04, 2009, 11:05:22 PM
CN2(2NC) had to come up with a new identity, after escaping Alcatraz. He was in there for 12 years for stealing candy from a baby.
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Post by: CN2 on February 05, 2009, 05:54:28 PM
That baby was vadermath... The candy was really nice ^^
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Post by: Goldyrulz on February 05, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
CN2's new identity has a great name: E.T. or to his friends: It
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Post by: stormcloud on February 06, 2009, 04:56:33 PM
Goldy is actually purple, because he really is comprised of gold nanoparticles
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Post by: vadermath on February 06, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
Stormcloud has joined with E.T, and they are now on the run from the government.
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Post by: CN2 on February 06, 2009, 05:32:22 PM
Vadermath likes to scream 'WWWWRRRRRRARAAAAAARRRRR!' in strangers faces.
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Post by: vadermath on February 06, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
Also, CN2 like to pretend he's a pirate.
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Post by: Goldyrulz on February 07, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
vadermath likes t pretend he's E.T. and so picks up the phone a lot
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Post by: CN2 on February 08, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
Goldy is 11 ft tall
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Post by: vadermath on February 08, 2009, 07:54:27 PM
CN2 is a sexually molested candle.
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Post by: CN2 on February 08, 2009, 10:03:44 PM
Vadermath does not understand the deepness and morality of this candle.
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Post by: vadermath on February 09, 2009, 05:51:23 PM
CN2 is a portugaling candle freak (sorry for going of topic, this isn't actually a lie).
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Post by: CN2 on February 09, 2009, 06:09:32 PM
AND WOT!

Vadermath likes to wear Koala bears.
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Post by: Andalus on February 10, 2009, 01:10:44 AM
CN2 is a candle made of melted koalas...
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Post by: vadermath on February 10, 2009, 02:33:32 PM
Andalus secretly eats koalas. Not because he likes the taste, but because of his personal grudge against them. When he was 3, a koala bear came through his window, and raped him. Ever since, he swore to have his revenge on the nasty sexual buggers that they are.
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Post by: stormcloud on February 10, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
vadermath is not as crude and vile as he seems
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Post by: CN2 on February 10, 2009, 05:55:10 PM
Stormcloud is more than meets the eye...
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Post by: vadermath on February 10, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
CN2 has never met the eye, since he became a pirate at a young age. Back then, anyone wanting to become a pirate would have to wear a patch, but only the guys without an eye. Therefore, he pulled his own eye out, put a bloody (literally) patch on it, and he screamed Arrrr, Matey! for 10 years. After this, he was thrown out of his gang when they wanted someone to walk the plank for fun. After being chosen for the honor, a shark ate his other eye, and so there was only one profession he could resort to now: being an eyeless, but crying candle.
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Post by: Silver Wolf on February 10, 2009, 10:01:36 PM
vadermath is Luke's stepfather ........ vadermath : "Luke, I'm your stepfather!" - Luke : "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
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Post by: vadermath on February 11, 2009, 09:58:00 AM
Silver wolf is Yoda's mother. She is a beautiful Twilek whore, whom Yoda's father met in a cantina on Corusant. Once he hired her, he portugaled her for 2 months, making the infamous Kessel Run on her. From so much portugaling, the Force arose in the baby, and hence the force-sensitive Yoda was born.
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Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
Can we keep PG13 here? Just a request to save my fried braincells.
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Post by: vadermath on February 11, 2009, 06:08:17 PM
Then I will not be coming up with such elaborate lies.
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Post by: CN2 on February 11, 2009, 06:58:56 PM
Vadermath is really 12 years old.
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Post by: vadermath on February 11, 2009, 07:18:32 PM
CN2 is really...Nah, I wont start another elaborate lie, about CN2's father being a secret CIA operative, going back in time, and killing all the neanderthals, so that humanity can survive. And I certainly won't be saying that a german team of scientists captured him on the way back, and that they made him a subject of many experiments that made him to be what he is today: The Hulk. Nah, I wont be pulling anything like that.
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Post by: Andalus on February 12, 2009, 01:19:04 AM
vadermath is a ping-pong ball.
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Post by: vadermath on February 12, 2009, 09:59:29 AM
That's not fair, since it isn't a lie.
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Post by: Andalus on February 12, 2009, 02:11:43 PM
That was a briliiant lie from vadermath
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Post by: vadermath on February 12, 2009, 02:56:49 PM
Again, not a lie. We seem to be getting into a little paradox here.
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Post by: Andalus on February 12, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
vadermath is a paradox unto himself
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Post by: vadermath on February 13, 2009, 09:30:12 AM
:), that's it. I'm ending the paradox right now!
Andalus is a world renown pig hater. When was 9, back at the farm,he was mean to all of the animals. Then the animals, suddenly gaining a large brain, made a conspiracy against him. The next day, a horse called Brad ran all over him, and while he was down the chickens changed his face expression using their beaks. And then the pigs came, and made him lick the mud and crap from their dirty bodies, resulting in his eternal hatred.
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Post by: Silver Wolf on February 13, 2009, 01:02:44 PM
vadermath is 83 years old p0rn actress
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Post by: CN2 on February 13, 2009, 04:43:53 PM
Silver wolf eats staples
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Post by: stormcloud on February 16, 2009, 12:23:07 AM
CN2 is more stupid than he looks
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 16, 2009, 11:02:44 PM
Stormcloud likes weasels!
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Post by: vadermath on February 17, 2009, 12:46:30 PM
Pizzadude got his name by being the worst Pizzaman in history. He was fired from numerous pizza places, and therefore he became a myth.
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Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2009, 01:15:17 PM
Vadermath is actually a beetle called Philip, who lives in the workings of a supercomputer in Mineapolis.
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 17, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
Jubal is in fact the main character from the award winning series Hello Kitty.
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Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2009, 02:42:18 PM
Your point being..?

Pizzadude hates cookies.
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 17, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
That isn't a lie! I cannot PM myself to say that I like cookies, and therefore it is impossible for me to like cookies. Meaning that I must hate them.

Also Jubal is not an admin.
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Post by: CN2 on February 17, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
Pizzadude is really a Doughnutdude
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 17, 2009, 03:21:31 PM
CN2 Is actually not a complete idiot.
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Post by: CN2 on February 17, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
Pizzadude works for the pizza mafia
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Post by: vadermath on February 17, 2009, 03:41:09 PM
CN2 is a pizza hater.
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Post by: CN2 on February 17, 2009, 03:43:47 PM
Vadermath works is a cookie factory, but to entertain himself he adds his own special 'ingredient' to the cookies.
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Post by: vadermath on February 17, 2009, 05:02:46 PM
And my biggest sale is CN2, who without knowing what the ingredient is, has come to adore my cookies.
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Post by: CN2 on February 17, 2009, 06:50:33 PM
Vadermath is not french
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Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
CN2 is not a member of Exilian.
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Post by: vadermath on February 17, 2009, 10:08:48 PM
Jubal is an admin.
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Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Vadermath is an admin.
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Post by: vadermath on February 18, 2009, 03:34:17 PM
Jubal is a ninjapirate.
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Post by: CN2 on February 19, 2009, 05:09:08 PM
Vadermath is pure evil
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Post by: vadermath on February 20, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
That isn't a lie.
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Post by: CN2 on February 20, 2009, 01:31:24 PM
That was a lie
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Post by: Jubal on February 20, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
CN2 is a pathological liar
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Post by: vadermath on February 20, 2009, 03:27:18 PM
Jubal is a mass murderer.
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Post by: CN2 on February 20, 2009, 04:18:03 PM
Vadermath eats old people for lunch
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Post by: vadermath on February 20, 2009, 06:39:00 PM
CN2 eats babies for breakfast.
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Post by: CN2 on February 20, 2009, 06:52:08 PM
Vadermath eats middle aged people for elevensies
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Post by: vadermath on February 20, 2009, 07:03:07 PM
CN2 eats dogs with tea.
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Post by: CN2 on February 20, 2009, 08:07:47 PM
Vadermath dips rabbits into his coffee. EVIL!
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Post by: vadermath on February 20, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
CN2 dips himself into his coffee. I may be evil, but I'm not an idiot.
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Post by: CN2 on February 20, 2009, 09:10:55 PM
Vadermath doesnt know how to make coffee, he is not one of the art.
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Post by: vadermath on February 21, 2009, 08:06:02 AM
CN2 doesn't know how to make rabbits, he is one of the fart.
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Post by: CN2 on February 21, 2009, 02:46:43 PM
Vadermath is an expert guitarist
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Post by: Andalus on February 21, 2009, 11:57:51 PM
CN2 is the atomic number of plutonium
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Post by: CN2 on February 22, 2009, 12:19:34 PM
Andalus is 6x7
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Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
CN2 is a code for Crumbly Nachos Two, a mysterious new foodstuff being created by the CIA.
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Post by: vadermath on February 22, 2009, 07:03:48 PM
CIA is being sabotaged by Jubal.
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Post by: CN2 on February 22, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
Vadermath is the founder of the CIA
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Post by: vadermath on February 22, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
He knows. Kill him!
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Post by: CN2 on February 22, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
HahA! Try and catch me!  With my bullet proof mac and overalls!
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Post by: Andalus on February 22, 2009, 11:37:07 PM
CN2 stole his bullet proof mac and overalls from Mary Poppins
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 23, 2009, 12:33:28 PM
That's not a lie now is it Andalus.

Andalus is in fact a region in Greece.
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Post by: vadermath on February 23, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Pizzadude is a zombie.
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Post by: CN2 on February 23, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
Andalus has bullet proof skin.
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Post by: vadermath on February 23, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
CN2 is bald.
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Post by: CN2 on February 23, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
Vadermath is a 40 year old virgin
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Post by: Pizzadude on February 23, 2009, 07:18:19 PM
CN2 doesn't really exist.
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Post by: vadermath on February 23, 2009, 07:38:16 PM
Pizzadude is an axe-wielding maniac.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pizzadude on February 23, 2009, 07:41:11 PM
But I am!

Vadermath is in reality Mathvader.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 23, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
Pizzadude is really a dudette
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pizzadude on February 23, 2009, 08:01:10 PM
CN2 is secretly a computer.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 23, 2009, 09:02:38 PM
Pizzadude is publicly an idiot.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 23, 2009, 09:16:36 PM
Vader is Wilma the msn Robot :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2009, 10:11:33 PM
Cn2 is Bill gates
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 23, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Jubal is George Bush on undercover mission
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pizzadude on February 23, 2009, 10:20:43 PM
Quote from: "vadermath"
Pizzadude is publicly an idiot.
The thread is about lies! Not the truth!

And SilverWolf is actually a magical beanstalk.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 23, 2009, 10:22:05 PM
Pizzadude is on steroids
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 23, 2009, 10:47:34 PM
Silver Wolf is made out of steriods, and people eat him. Like the lynx advert.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 23, 2009, 11:11:13 PM
CN2 is a transparent ghost like creature which over nighttime devours the souls of poor little rats and scares people on the streets
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on February 24, 2009, 12:07:12 AM
So is Silver Wolf
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 24, 2009, 02:22:14 PM
Andalus' hobby is ******* newborn rabbits.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on February 24, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
Let's keep it PG, please.

Vadermath is a newborn walrus
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 24, 2009, 05:23:44 PM
Sorry, all this lying seems to be getting to me. Anyway,

Andalus is a newly made virus. He spreads throughout the world, infecting people, as they become horrible monsters.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 24, 2009, 06:10:23 PM
Vadermath was a horrible monster a long time before the Anda virus
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 24, 2009, 10:12:02 PM
CN2 was an old man long before the coming of Jesus.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pizzadude on February 24, 2009, 10:22:55 PM
Vadermath secretly is a newborn rabbit.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 25, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
Pizzadude is the failed work of a mad scientist.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 25, 2009, 06:45:30 PM
Vadermath is that scientist
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 25, 2009, 09:53:01 PM
CN2 is the Frankenstein.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on February 25, 2009, 10:11:22 PM
Vadermath is Frankenstein's monster
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on February 26, 2009, 12:03:17 AM
andalus is an entirely coherent entity of peace and joy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 26, 2009, 12:04:44 AM
stormcloud's name is Joy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 26, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
Silver Wolf's name is Silver.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pizzadude on February 26, 2009, 09:46:30 PM
Vadermath is a pizza.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 26, 2009, 10:05:11 PM
Pizzadude is the last living dodo bird... and he hangs out with a sea cows
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 27, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Silver Wolf is a cow.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 27, 2009, 06:06:37 PM
Vadermath is Salad fingers (look him up :P)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on February 28, 2009, 01:58:38 AM
CN2 is Bananafingers
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on February 28, 2009, 11:29:01 AM
Stormcloud is Rottensandwhichkeptinmysocksforaweekfingers.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 28, 2009, 02:03:12 PM
Vadermath is his sister
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 28, 2009, 02:09:15 PM
CN is very radioactive and dangerous for environment
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 28, 2009, 02:13:18 PM
Silverwolf is also a very reactive subsatnce, so much so that he has to be lubricated (With oil, you dirty people) every 5 minutes.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on February 28, 2009, 02:18:18 PM
CN2 eats little kids on Halloween and uses their eyes to make candies
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on February 28, 2009, 02:23:36 PM
Silverwolf is the capitain :O
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 01, 2009, 09:01:45 PM
CN2 is the kid.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 02, 2009, 06:15:34 PM
Vadermath is THE rapist
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 05, 2009, 02:08:07 PM
CN2 is a robot killing machine.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 05, 2009, 08:08:26 PM
Vadermath is a fob =]
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on March 06, 2009, 01:43:59 AM
CN2 is a watch
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 06, 2009, 05:37:49 PM
Andalus is a frog.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 06, 2009, 05:40:40 PM
Andalus has extensive knowledge of the ways of the Fob.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on March 06, 2009, 10:52:40 PM
CN2 worships his personal god : Xilibanaihokipukly .... evil god of anorexia nervosa, bulimia and all the other eating disorders
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 07, 2009, 05:22:00 PM
Silver wolf is one of those gods...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 08, 2009, 10:21:05 PM
CN2 is Zeus of bulimia.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on March 12, 2009, 12:55:05 AM
vadermath is actually math vader, and he is the only person in the world that knows the true value of π(pi)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on March 12, 2009, 09:04:57 PM
Dante is actually a typo, he's really FSMYR
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 15, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
Stormcloud isnt really a stormcloud, he is a raincloud. He just says it to impress the ladies
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on March 15, 2009, 08:58:49 PM
CN2 is a techno ninja pirate raider who wants to drink from my skull
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 15, 2009, 10:44:22 PM
The only reason Dante is a Jester is so he can scare all the little children away.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on March 16, 2009, 12:21:57 AM
CN2 is easily afraid by jesters and clowns... he doesn't like them at all and he also thinks that they will eat him while he sleeps
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on March 16, 2009, 03:09:25 PM
Whereas in fact, the jesters and clowns are just a cover, used as a distraction by Silver Wolf while he traverses the countryside eating children. But he is always very polite about it, so that is okay.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 17, 2009, 01:19:24 AM
Andalus would know, as he is one of said jesters.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on March 17, 2009, 02:37:11 AM
Son of the King is actually Son of the Jester, the Queen had an affair
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on March 17, 2009, 10:10:48 PM
stormcloud was the jester with which queen had that affair
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 18, 2009, 07:30:55 PM
And Dante is their child D=
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on March 19, 2009, 10:56:59 PM
CN2 is not getting confused between Dante and SotK
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on March 20, 2009, 06:09:33 PM
Andalus is funny looking
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 20, 2009, 07:03:04 PM
Arrg! :S

Stormcloud iz gangsta
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on March 26, 2009, 09:52:58 AM
DESU  is abbreviation for Delaware State University
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on March 27, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
Silver wolf pi**** in bottles and drinks them at christmas.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on March 27, 2009, 10:07:02 PM
That's so not true ... You know that I always share them with you
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 28, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Silver Wolf shares them only with his closest friends it seems. Now I will think twice before joining your inner circle...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on March 28, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
Instead, vadermath joined my inner square
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on March 28, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Yes that was a lie; it is in fact a pentahedron.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 29, 2009, 11:33:50 AM
You liar! I could have sworn it was a rhombus.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on March 29, 2009, 04:52:50 PM
noup, actually its an icosahedron
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on March 30, 2009, 09:38:39 PM
Dante is in fact a sheep.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on March 31, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
Vadermath knows, because his mother is an animal too and so is he
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on April 02, 2009, 06:24:20 PM
Which would make us brothers.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 02, 2009, 10:40:18 PM
That's a lie! I know that you two are sisters
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 03, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
Silverwolf is really woodenchihuahua
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 03, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
In RL stormcloud is a naked mole rat
here is a picture of him
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Nacktmull.jpg)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: vadermath on April 05, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
Dante isn't a maniac.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 07, 2009, 08:03:03 PM
vadermath isn't stupid
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 09, 2009, 01:22:00 AM
Dante is Yahweh
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 10, 2009, 03:59:33 PM
stormcloud can fly
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 11, 2009, 10:33:14 PM
Dante can dance
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 12, 2009, 02:54:01 AM
actually I can dance :P (we had to learn how to dance on PE classes :S, ask silverwolf if you don't believe me)

stormcloud can play harp
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 18, 2009, 06:14:15 PM
Dante films 'bad' movies on his mobile.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on April 18, 2009, 06:44:21 PM
Boyninja watches them.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 18, 2009, 06:46:02 PM
I do.

Jubal secretly plots to murder his neighbours.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 18, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
Boyninja616 is actually a girlninja161
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 18, 2009, 07:39:30 PM
Dante spies on the kids across the street.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on April 18, 2009, 07:43:14 PM
... but Boyninja spies on the old people's home.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on April 18, 2009, 07:46:40 PM
Jubal secretly watches old women in the shower. He just can't get enough of it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 18, 2009, 07:51:18 PM
Darkstar has old ladies in his cellar.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 19, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
Boyninja616 had an affair with grandpa across the street.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 20, 2009, 02:23:52 PM
Dante lives in the sixth room of the first floor of the sixth apartment building in his neighbourhood
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 20, 2009, 02:38:51 PM
stormcloud dreams about himself dreaming about himself dreaming while he dreams :)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 20, 2009, 05:25:52 PM
Dante dreams about stormcloud dreaming about himself dreaming about himself while he dreams.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on April 20, 2009, 05:30:02 PM
Boyninja616 dreams about KILLER EVIL COOKIE STEALING ZOMBIE PENGUINRABBITS.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 20, 2009, 05:30:54 PM
Boyninja616 isn't trying to copy me
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Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 20, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
Jubal - I do actually... sometimes

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Dante dreams about rabid cookies
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on April 20, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Boyninja always streaks on the 27th of june, he thinks its national streak day.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 20, 2009, 06:16:35 PM
D E S U wears clothes on the 27th June as he doesn't realise it's National Streak Day.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 20, 2009, 06:20:41 PM
Boyninja616 has old ladies in his BED.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 20, 2009, 06:25:32 PM
The old ladies is wearing thin FAST

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Silver Wolf blows up orphanages and chainsaws the children for fun.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on April 20, 2009, 06:38:51 PM
Boyninja eats the remains.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on April 20, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
Jubal watches Boyninja do this.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 20, 2009, 08:09:02 PM
comrade_general films it
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 20, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
Dante is the sole distributor of said films
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 20, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
and stormcloud is my best customer
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 20, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
stormcloud buys them all and watches them simultaneously.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 21, 2009, 09:51:13 PM
FAIL, the name of the topic is : "Outrageous lies about the person above you"

boyninja works in the zoo as an exhibit
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 21, 2009, 10:21:05 PM
Dante is violently racist to anyone who isn't white.

BTW I've just noticed i've become a citizen. YAY!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 21, 2009, 10:31:46 PM
Boyninja never wrote a spam message
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 21, 2009, 10:34:04 PM
Dante has never eaten Spam and enjoyed it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on April 22, 2009, 11:47:48 PM
spaming isn't the meaning of boyninjas life
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on April 23, 2009, 03:14:15 AM
Dante is a elitist SOB who won't do anything for anyone but himself, especially people who need their models UV mapped!

( I just had too :) )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 23, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
Darkstar joins him.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 24, 2009, 11:17:39 PM
Boyninja is a fax machine
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 25, 2009, 09:05:11 AM
stormcloud is an actual Storm cloud.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on April 29, 2009, 09:03:08 PM
Boyninja uses trouser elastic to sculpt chests
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on April 29, 2009, 10:10:49 PM
stormcloud uses trouser elastic to sculpt a girlfriend
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 01, 2009, 08:29:00 PM
Boyninja wants this thread to be about more than perverted sex acts
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 01, 2009, 09:29:07 PM
stormcloud wants this thread to keep going forever
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 03, 2009, 02:06:03 PM
boyninja doesnt want this thrad to keep going forever! :-/
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 02:13:38 PM
IT'S TRUE! I DON'T!!

Gmd wants his minions to kill Jubal
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 03, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
u reveled my plan

BN616 enjoyed destroying peoples plans!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
Yes I did!

Gmd hates himself
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 03, 2009, 02:24:59 PM
true, but u r jealuse of how much i hate myself
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 02:25:50 PM
Gmd secretly fancies Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 03, 2009, 02:46:31 PM
but i do!

BN doesn't
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
Gmd liked High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on May 03, 2009, 04:38:21 PM
boyninja recommended it to him
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 04:39:28 PM
comrade_general starred in it... as the lead female!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on May 03, 2009, 04:50:03 PM
what can i say im talented

thing is boyninja auditioned for the same role and lost it to me
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 03, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
Don't care. I hate HSM and was high at the time.

comrade_general wants to use his minions for his own pleasure
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 03, 2009, 11:47:20 PM
Boyninja wishes that these forums where more cake like
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 09:56:59 AM
stormcloud wishes he was more cake-like
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 04, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Boyninja wishes he could like cake
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 11:56:14 AM
stormcloud wishes he could turn Jubal into a cake
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 04, 2009, 07:01:08 PM
Stormcloud has a different more skanky version of the meaning of the word "cake".

heeheheh.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 07:02:35 PM
AM I STORMCLOUD?!

THE TOPIC SAYS LIES ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU


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Darkstar likes cake made by children
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 04, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
Boyjninja needs grains, I don't know why ... :S
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 04, 2009, 07:05:01 PM
Gah, It keeps taking me to the page before the latest one even when I click on the link to the latest post.

Geyness.

Still, you must admit that was a good un'.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 07:08:21 PM
yeah.

Darkstar... likes to lick himself clean
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 04, 2009, 07:13:15 PM
Of boyninjas saliva
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 04, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
Stormcloud believes that licking clean boyninja's hair is BTS.

(better than sex)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 07:16:57 PM
Darkstar fantasises about this
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 04, 2009, 07:21:49 PM
Boyninja has been sent to jail before for quote and quote

"Failing"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 07:23:53 PM
Darkstar's my accomplice
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 04, 2009, 07:31:53 PM
Boyninja was the Kingpin of the entire gang that the FBI brought in claiming that they were made of "Failsauce"

Darkstar was a lowly recruit, therefore they let him go, claiming there was still hope for him to become awesome. But the others they claimed had fallen to the "Fail side".
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 04, 2009, 07:33:08 PM
After a second investigation though, they find that Darkstar has set up his own gang, and subsequently arrest him.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 05, 2009, 01:13:26 AM
But they then find that darkstar's gang was a gang of Awesome, of which he was kingpin.

Boyninja secretly knew all along darkstar was t3h 1337 on3.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 05, 2009, 05:14:43 PM
Yeah thats a lie.

Darkstar is in fact a lightning bolt hitting a tree
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 05, 2009, 08:20:30 PM
and you are the tree
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 05, 2009, 10:34:33 PM
and Gmd is standing under the tree, so when I explode he gets showered in splinters, HA!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on May 07, 2009, 06:52:17 PM
boyninja wants to take over the world!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 07, 2009, 08:12:20 PM
Gmd wants to be my slave
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 07, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
boyninja likes BDSM.... with men...


 :blink:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 07, 2009, 08:21:25 PM
Darkstar is one of those men
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 08, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Boyninja wants this thread to fall into a bunch of gay joke

come on people, more imagination
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 08, 2009, 05:14:22 PM
Stormcloud wants to rule the world with Jubal as his right-hand and me as his left-hand man.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 08, 2009, 09:32:23 PM
Boyninja didn't have a post here
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 08, 2009, 10:23:20 PM
stormcloud didn't delete it
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 09, 2009, 03:51:35 AM
Boyninja is really a pirate.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 09, 2009, 05:17:06 AM
Goromous secretly wishes that he could be the character Orik in the Eragon series. He loves short hairy dwarf-women.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on May 09, 2009, 07:00:40 AM
Darkstar likes cauliflowers.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on May 09, 2009, 07:02:25 AM
Quote from: "Jubal"
Darkstar likes cauliflowers.
.....I actually do kinda....


......odd.....


Jubal likes stealing candy from 3 year olds and then giving them swirlies. What a jerk.


 -_-


EDIT: OMG RUNESCAPE AD FTL!!!

(had to)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 09, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
Darkstar kidnaps orphans and keeps them in his cellar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 09, 2009, 12:09:25 PM
Boyninja is a victim of cow tipping
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 09, 2009, 02:45:32 PM
stormcloud whips horses for fun
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 09, 2009, 06:54:40 PM
Boyninja just happens to be a horse..

Hmm.. Odd..
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 09, 2009, 11:05:32 PM
Goromous is a rat.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 10, 2009, 05:08:51 PM
Boyninja dances the waltz rather well
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 10, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
stormcloud can ballet dance and figure skate.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 10, 2009, 11:35:45 PM
Boyninja can leap over 13 million...
....
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 11, 2009, 05:15:56 PM
stormcloud follows old men home
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 11, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Bojninja is bouncier than a tigger!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 11, 2009, 10:15:47 PM
YAY!

stormcloud is who i bounce on (FATTY!)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 12, 2009, 02:44:07 PM
Boyninja can throw pies as long as they contain gravy or fish paste, otherwise he drops them
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 12, 2009, 07:11:08 PM
stormcloud is on the recieving end of these pies :)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 14, 2009, 07:58:39 PM
Boyninja dreams about Jubal making cookies.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 14, 2009, 09:31:15 PM
Goromous makes cookies in a desperate attempt to get friends.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 14, 2009, 09:49:13 PM
Boyninja can't eat cookies because he keeps seeing Jesus in them
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 14, 2009, 10:31:19 PM
storm cloud is a human.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 14, 2009, 10:46:11 PM
Goromous isn't
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 15, 2009, 03:47:24 PM
Boyninja is a whisper upon a pillow
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 15, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
ew!

stormcloud loves God!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 15, 2009, 06:36:08 PM
boyninja is god.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 15, 2009, 07:50:33 PM
goromous is missing an 'e'
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 16, 2009, 01:15:11 AM
stormcloud didn't confuse goromous.

Huh?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 16, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
Goromous is thick and doesn't realise the joke.

Wait, that isn't a lie...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 16, 2009, 02:16:44 PM
boyninja is a very truthful person
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 16, 2009, 03:28:56 PM
so is stormcloud
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 17, 2009, 12:18:13 AM
boyninja is the toast master.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 17, 2009, 02:59:15 AM
Goromous(e) is twelfish
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 17, 2009, 03:59:52 AM
stormcloud is correct.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 17, 2009, 10:46:33 AM
GoroMOUSE is an actual mouse but thinks he's a Dragon.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 18, 2009, 04:35:13 PM
Boyninja is cool
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 18, 2009, 05:04:24 PM
Why thank you.

Goromous is one of Jubal's minions.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 18, 2009, 06:03:37 PM
Boyninja likes pirates more then ninjas

Its the outrageous lies thread, ninja ;)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 18, 2009, 11:34:16 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON!

Goromous managed to get shot by himself on a multiplayer game
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 19, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
lol, there are a couple of unlucky halo 3 suicides on youtube

Boyninja is aware of his surroundings
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 19, 2009, 09:38:35 PM
stormclouds aware of my surroundings
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 24, 2009, 05:14:43 PM
Boyninja didn't kill this thread.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 25, 2009, 12:51:38 AM
Goromous revived it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 25, 2009, 09:27:55 AM
Goromous doesn't cheat
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 25, 2009, 04:05:02 PM
Boyninja has no nose
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 25, 2009, 04:30:22 PM
Stormcloud has no face. (lulwut moment)

:p

Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 25, 2009, 09:40:20 PM
Gronomous has a feeler
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 26, 2009, 10:51:45 AM
stormcloud doesn't
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on May 26, 2009, 01:48:36 PM
boyninja can't make this face   :o
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 27, 2009, 09:12:48 AM
stormcloud has never done this  :barf:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on May 30, 2009, 09:24:28 PM
Boyninja616 did it several thousand times
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2009, 09:31:37 PM
SW collected the results.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goromous on May 31, 2009, 12:55:36 AM
Jubal ate the results.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on May 31, 2009, 12:29:11 PM
This is Goromous' home

 :DarkstarOnly:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on June 01, 2009, 12:14:00 AM
boyninja is the throne in that picture
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on June 01, 2009, 01:12:58 PM
stormcloud is the sign
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Darkstar707 on June 01, 2009, 06:58:24 PM
And Darkstar is the world in that picture. He is the endless space and time contained within that world.

BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


Oh, and BN leiks hot menz with katsup.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on June 02, 2009, 12:57:57 PM
Darkstars a newt!
a newt?
he got better
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on June 02, 2009, 03:45:59 PM
and stormcloud is an owl in a sailor suit (ooh, nice!)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on June 03, 2009, 11:46:04 AM
boyninja can use a sword without cutting himself
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on June 04, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
stormcloud can run a tavern
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on June 04, 2009, 02:08:44 PM
boyninja can fall off a log
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on June 08, 2009, 06:54:58 PM
I'm well-balanced, me!

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stormcloud is mentally fit to function in civilised society.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 31, 2009, 10:55:44 AM
Boyninja's girlfriend parked his car in the middle of the lake
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 31, 2009, 11:58:17 AM
Silver Wolf was locked in the boot beforehand.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on July 31, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
I Don't have either :(

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Jubal likes his family.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 31, 2009, 12:49:38 PM
Boyninja likes to pickpocket strangers while screaming : Yarrrr matey Bloody pirate ! ; Gimme all yer GOLD!!!!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 01, 2009, 10:28:47 PM
Silverwolf beheads strangers
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on August 02, 2009, 12:39:39 AM
stormcloud beheads his friends and family.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 02, 2009, 09:21:20 PM
Boyninja has been sliced in two with a bread knife
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
Stormcloud has been sliced in two with a butter knife.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 02, 2009, 09:26:07 PM
Jubal is a peg-legged one eyed pirate pimp ... You can usually find him around the corner saying : "Avast you matey ! Take a look at best of ma ladies ! You also get 25% discount if you take both of them!"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 03, 2009, 12:41:00 PM
Silverwolf is one of Jubals best ladies
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 03, 2009, 01:05:57 PM
Avast, an' Stormcloud be t'other!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on August 05, 2009, 12:19:23 AM
Jubal: This topic is called outrageous LIES about the person above you...

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Jubal is his own grandad.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 05, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
Boyninja has valuable skills and talents
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on August 05, 2009, 11:53:52 PM
stormcloud is human.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2009, 01:00:33 PM
Marcus is in fact 170, he's so old he's forgotten how to do maths and misplaced the decimal point.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 06, 2009, 01:52:45 PM
Jubal is gun toting, ass kicking, blood licking Canadian bandit
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2009, 02:08:39 PM
Silver Wolf... isn't.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 11, 2009, 09:32:31 PM
Jubal is a Facebook slut.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 12, 2009, 06:24:19 PM
CN2 is a Myspace whore
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
Stormcloud is just a normal whore.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 12, 2009, 07:29:05 PM
Jubal is a hamster and he smells like elderberries
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2009, 07:39:32 PM
Hang on...

You mean...

You guys aren't hamsters? I thought this was a hamster-only site! Noo!

*Flees back to his hamsterball*
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 14, 2009, 06:01:08 PM
Jubal actually fled back to his hamster wheel.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on August 14, 2009, 07:30:09 PM
CN2 is actually Jeffrey Dahmer. (don't kill me)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on August 16, 2009, 11:09:02 AM
Marcus is already dead
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 17, 2009, 06:14:47 PM
SC killed him.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 19, 2009, 10:37:22 PM
CN2 got rid of the corpse... It's now safely hidden under his bed
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 20, 2009, 05:17:11 PM
My bed is also Silver Wolf's bed =D
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 29, 2009, 04:24:19 PM
CN2 stores his farts into his flatulence container... His motto is "Use your farts wisely and economically!"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on September 03, 2009, 10:30:38 AM
Silverwolf uses CN2s fasrts as breathable air, he's really an alien who lives of methane
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 19, 2010, 08:04:21 PM
Stormcloud was very active lately...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on July 19, 2010, 09:15:14 PM
Silver Wolf was in no way sarcastic.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2010, 11:33:33 PM
Marcus was in no way inactive lately.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on November 13, 2010, 06:27:41 PM
Jubal is the boss.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 13, 2010, 06:37:50 PM
Marcus is the boss.  :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on November 13, 2010, 07:42:57 PM
Jubal gets more visitors than Google.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on November 15, 2010, 08:56:28 PM
Marcus doesn't find Wagner attractive ;)  (you'll only really get this if your from the UK)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: DeepComet5581 on November 15, 2010, 09:02:31 PM
Dripping D... does?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on November 16, 2010, 07:26:44 AM
Dripping D is talking about the classical composer.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2010, 10:54:54 PM
Marcus wrote the Ring Cycle originally, Wagner just nicked it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 18, 2010, 06:20:46 AM
Jubal has such a big Mohawk that his roof is really 7 meters high so his hear stays strait and every morning he gets a half giant (Like Hagrid from Harry Potter just a bit bigger) to gel his hair so it stays sticking up.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2010, 01:13:21 PM
Khan is the half-giant?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 18, 2010, 10:47:47 PM
Comrade wants to employ the half-giant himself.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2010, 12:22:41 AM
well it would make my mornings a little easier

Jubal wishes he was the half-giant since he is so small he can be considered a half-midget
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 19, 2010, 05:58:51 AM
(With long hair) XD
Yay! It sounds like I just got employed by Comrade_General. :P

Comrade_General is so unfunny he can make me go into depression.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2010, 04:15:14 PM
Khan is already in depression due to the state of Exilian.

Oh, and I'm not paying you either.  :ouch:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2010, 12:03:46 AM
Lol. I might as well go into depression. There are only about 10-15 active members on Exilion.

comrade_general got his name because he was a German General in world war 2. He went crazy and shot up 24 men from his platoon. Now he is wanted as a war criminal by the Germans.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Calisthenis of Green Day on December 30, 2010, 01:07:21 PM
Markorgis doesn't exist. He's just a robot pawn of Garb. (I'll leave it to you to figure out who Garb is.)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 30, 2010, 03:48:42 PM
Calisthenis was sent from TWC by Garb to infiltrate the 'xilian. :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on December 30, 2010, 07:35:04 PM
Jubal has already infiltrated Exilian from me
(and I shall be get it back)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 06, 2011, 03:43:17 AM
Goldyrulez is actually the black stickperson in his avatar.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 06, 2011, 04:56:07 PM
Phoenixguard09 doesn't exist as he has no avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 06, 2011, 06:27:58 PM
Goldyrulez tells the truth.  

Yep figure that one out.  :D
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 07, 2011, 07:58:11 PM
Phoenixguard09 tells the truth also.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on January 08, 2011, 12:38:20 AM
Goldy just lied
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 08, 2011, 12:46:12 PM
comrade isn't not trying not to potentially and possibly SCREW WITH MY MIND.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 08, 2011, 06:00:51 PM
Jubal doesn't not have a SCREWED MIND ANYWAY
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Calisthenis of Green Day on January 09, 2011, 06:26:45 PM
He's a MURDERER!!

Garb, I have infiltrated Exilian and am awating further orders...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 09, 2011, 07:12:13 PM
He's a PIRATE!!!  :P

(Dum-da-dum-da-da-da-da-dum-dum-dum...)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 09, 2011, 08:31:59 PM
Hes a burglar!!!

and on a sidenote: RUM!!!! WHERE HAS IT GONE, THE RUM?!!!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 10, 2011, 08:52:47 AM
Goldy'rulez is really a burger.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
Phoenixguard09 can't actually come back from being killed in a rebirth of flame. It's a sham, I say, a sham!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on January 10, 2011, 10:58:17 PM
jubal is dead forever after a freak explosion involving baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 11, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
GMD is the one who died after ingesting baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius.  This occured due to a rare condition known as "Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism."
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Andalus on January 11, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
phoenixguard09 doesn't know what words are.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 11, 2011, 09:12:03 PM
Andalus doesn't know what poems are.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on January 11, 2011, 11:06:57 PM
none of you apart from jubal know what  baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius. This occured due to a rare condition known as "Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism."
is especially phoenix
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 12, 2011, 04:14:55 AM
hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius is GMD's mum.  

is especially phoenix.  Phoenix is especially confused   :unsure:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 12, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
Phoenix invented that very long word
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on January 12, 2011, 10:45:47 PM
goldy likes the many baillius complexities of the very long word (that took me ages to spell)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 14, 2011, 06:25:22 PM
Gmd can correctly spell the word "custard" while using it in his very long word
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on January 15, 2011, 02:03:37 AM
Goldy is being abused by sandford! >.>
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on January 15, 2011, 02:09:58 AM
Gmd sleeps in a shoebox.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Calisthenis of Green Day on January 15, 2011, 05:51:43 PM
Silver Wolf is baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 15, 2011, 06:06:12 PM
Calisthenis made baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius better by injecting hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius into a cucumber.  The effect can also be replicated with a zuchini.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 16, 2011, 05:00:13 AM
pheonixguard turned into a zombie because he ate a baillium-hydroxynitroideiummagnesiumradiumununithiuminaaliniumadicvopotassiuoumdioxtribonporitiannickcesiumberyllcloridedevfrankiumdeoxyideembrollyhexanecyclo-raptor-clyclofrogane-custurd electron metal-baillius injected into a cucumber
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 16, 2011, 06:23:09 AM
Debux ate a zombie.  And a cucumber.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Calisthenis of Green Day on January 16, 2011, 05:17:43 PM
phoenixguard suffers from Iknowlotsofbigrandomandpossiblypolishwordsandnowimgonnarubitinyourgoddamnfaces-ism.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 17, 2011, 04:20:07 AM
calisthenis has the worst avatar of all history
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 17, 2011, 08:15:51 AM
debux's avatar ate Calisthenis.  (Most of my lies are tending to revolve around eating.  :-/  )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 18, 2011, 03:44:47 AM
pheonixguard has never known the meaning of the word eating
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 19, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
Debux doesn't eat (hehehehe not long now....!)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 19, 2011, 09:20:00 PM
Goldy is not waiting for something to happen.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 20, 2011, 04:44:20 AM
pheonixguard doesn't stalk goldy
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 20, 2011, 10:40:03 AM
debux stalks me.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 21, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
wait, I thought this was a lies thread

phoenixguard has never heard of Sherlok Holmes
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 21, 2011, 05:07:41 AM
No I haven't.  You're not lying either. ;)

Debux on the other hand has never heard of Sherlock Holmes. :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on January 21, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
phoenixguard09 is not a Grammar Nazi.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 21, 2011, 05:26:13 PM
Marcus can't spot grammar nazis
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Calisthenis of Green Day on January 21, 2011, 06:52:56 PM
Is a very rule-bound person, always doing what he's told. :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 22, 2011, 01:08:57 AM
Calisthenis does remember to follow the game.

Debux does have a good keyboard that doesn't allow typos
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 22, 2011, 02:11:28 AM
Quote
Debux does have a good keyboard that doesn't allow typos

Lying about yourself now?   But that's my job.  

Debux believes he has a good keyboard but its really a zebra in disguise.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 27, 2011, 01:21:36 AM
Phoenixguard doesn't have a PhD in Computing Biology
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 27, 2011, 02:00:48 AM
Debux has no waffles.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 27, 2011, 05:15:07 PM
Phoenix did not get promoted to M and B admin...
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 27, 2011, 11:02:24 PM
Goldyrulz has been having a really stupid post war with me on the "guess who will post next" thread. (True)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: I_Forgot_My_Name on January 27, 2011, 11:27:56 PM
Nightangel actually is Goldy in disguise, along side with Jubal and IFMN.... however that works :/
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 27, 2011, 11:55:19 PM
IFMN really does know his name.  He is lying to us.  

And anyway mate I'm Goldy.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 28, 2011, 03:31:02 AM
Phoenixguard has some big issues with keeping his password secret/ with being hacked
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 28, 2011, 05:02:56 AM
Debux doesn't realise that Goldy and I share identities.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 28, 2011, 05:59:14 PM
Phoenix does realise that I am slowly taking over the world with his help

And I like the fact that suddenly everybody wants to be me..... Life is Goooooood!!!!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 28, 2011, 07:55:37 PM
Well it turns out were all the same schizophrenic person posting to themselves.

Deep.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 29, 2011, 12:06:43 PM
Nightangel knows he's schizophrenic.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 29, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
Quite me?, us?

The personality known as phoenixguard09 was Jack the Ripper.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 30, 2011, 04:26:04 AM
NightAngel eats coffee beans.  

And what do you mean, was Jack the Ripper?  I still am.  "Fine night for a walk isn't it?"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 30, 2011, 07:04:04 AM
Phoenixguard has a fitting avatar to who he is in real life
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 30, 2011, 10:31:48 PM
Debux hopes he doesnt have an avatar that looks like he does in real life.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 31, 2011, 03:29:46 AM
Wow, thinking that's a lie, it's taking me a while to decifer what it means (or I'm retarded)

Phoenixguard isn't a literature teacher
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 31, 2011, 04:58:49 AM
Don't worry I had a hard time writing it too! :D

Debux has no carrots either.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 01, 2011, 12:12:11 AM
Phoenixguard knows the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition (and didn't steal me carrots)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 01, 2011, 06:08:20 AM
Debux doesn't use the weapons and other equipment of the Spanish Inquisition on hitchhikers.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 02, 2011, 02:31:12 AM
phoenixguard didn't copy paste a dramatic sky behind his avatar
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 02, 2011, 04:59:37 AM
Debux didn't copy and paste a photo of my old English teacher and use it as his avatar.  

And anyway the Google search was "stormy sky" not "dramatic sky!"  :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 03, 2011, 01:34:23 AM
lol, could't find the right word. And lol as well to your "lie"  :P

Phoenixguard knows so little about M&B that he was promoted to admin

(it's hard to come up with lies after we've lied about the other for pages  :P )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 03, 2011, 04:56:28 AM
Debux didn't appreciate my lie earlier.  

I know, its getting tough hey? But at least we don't have to keep coming up with wishes.  I think I may like this thread more than the "Corrupt a Wish" one for that reason alone.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 03, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
Phoenixguard's ability to forget to wish has now mutated into an ability to forget to lie. (True)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 03, 2011, 11:05:46 PM
Nightangel doesn't confuse the $#!T out of me.  

Now are you lying in the brackets or are the brackets the truth hence showing that the "lie" is the truth?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 04, 2011, 02:28:51 AM
Phoenixguard has bought a better screen/got glasses/got new eyes
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 04, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Debux has done all of those things.  

EDIT* And as an aside, I have in fact been wearing my glasses.  Now I have a huge headache.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 05, 2011, 10:25:22 AM
phoenix has not been wearing his glasses
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 05, 2011, 10:57:54 AM
Goldy likes black stickpeople.  (That could be misconstrued in so many ways.)

I can't believe I got to 300 posts and I didn't notice.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 05, 2011, 08:18:34 PM
Phoenixguard has never spammed.

(considering I get most of my posts through spam, yours is impressive. I'm thinking of getting M&B to give you a challenge :P)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 06, 2011, 01:22:24 AM
Haha lol!  :D

Debux doesn't want M&B just to irrtate me. ;)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 16, 2011, 10:01:09 AM
phoenixguard09 has hair that falls down to his feat and further even.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 16, 2011, 02:02:13 PM
Makorgis likes tricycles.

(No mate we have to lie in here you see.  :P )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Hopit on February 16, 2011, 02:46:34 PM
Phoenixguard is my sex slave
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on February 16, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
Hopit is MY sex slave.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 16, 2011, 08:52:18 PM
Marcus has sex slave experience
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 16, 2011, 11:51:37 PM
Debux wishes this thread hadn't gone to the dogs.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 06:04:04 AM
Phoenix is the dogs. He's the only one.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:07:22 AM
Makorgis ate a dog once.  It was tasty with barbecue sauce apparently.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:11:11 AM
It was the second last dog in the world. Your brother. Your now the last
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
Makorgis is really the last dog in the world.  Hence why he REALLY wants to eat me.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:47:59 AM
Chomp. I just did and you tast like water cus your 60% of it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:49:01 AM
Makorgis tastes like 80% water.  He's just more full of it than the rest of us.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:12:40 AM
Phoenix doesn't like lying he is just forced to do by his mum (My long lost sister who hates me).
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:22:57 AM
Makorgis eats small children for dinner every night.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM
Phoenix is one of those children. Too bad for him there isn't a playground in there. :p
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 10:18:24 AM
Hahahaha LOL!  Makorgis does in fact have a playground in his stomach.  Its quite fun. The stomach acid melting through the monkey bars add to the excitement.  You never know if the next bar will be your last.  A lot like my grandmother's chocolate actually. :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 17, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
Phoenixguard enjoys being inside Mark
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 18, 2011, 02:46:45 AM
Oh you're in for it now NIghtAngel. :P

NightAngel likes to kill innocent people by inserting a knife into their ribs whilst they are squirming under him.  

Ok now that was way too wrong. :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 18, 2011, 03:53:40 AM
The three last weird members posting on this thread are weird
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2011, 07:38:47 AM
Dubuxes face looks like his avatar In RL
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 18, 2011, 04:47:00 PM
Mark
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 03:28:35 AM
Nightangel likes to make jokes about the bunny behind its back. "Down with the bloody furry bunny" - The Mad Hatter
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 19, 2011, 10:55:58 AM
how dare ye say that about ze Bunneh! A lie this must be!

Anyway, my lie about Markorgis is that he secretly fancies the Bunneh and has booked a romantic getaway with it :0
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 12:20:43 PM
I'm not. Goldyrulz is just fantasizing about it. And a bit more that I don't want to get into for the reason that I might be Banned from the Forum.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 19, 2011, 12:56:22 PM
Markorgis has been banned before.

Being banned is nothing..... I've been banned twice and am still here!
And teh Bunneh is awesomeness
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 19, 2011, 05:37:21 PM
Goldyrulez wants to take power in a coup once Bunneh makes all the hard work for him and takes the world

@Goldy, I think SotK also has accepted the supreme-ness of Bunneh. Have you taken him in consideration in your recruitment list?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 19, 2011, 06:11:27 PM
Debux has no purple name

1. Congrats on ze purple Debux
2. I shall now check on Sotk and update my sig!
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 19, 2011, 06:34:25 PM
Goldyrulez spent 2 second on his sig

1. Thanks matey!
2. My mistake, it wasn't SotK, got mixed up. I already made a list BTW :)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on February 20, 2011, 05:53:21 AM
debux doesn't really have an unforgiving, non-tribune alter-ego! He's just a fluffy Bunneh really.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 20, 2011, 11:47:45 PM
SotK denies the superiority of Bunneh
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 21, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
I wish. debux is having an affair with Bunneh's wife.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 21, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
*Gasp*

Mark
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2011, 05:56:01 AM
NEVEERRR!!!

Debux is my personal spy that gives me info on his 'world control'.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 04:19:19 PM
*whispers* It was secret!

Khan loathes necroposters

Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 06:06:45 AM
Never. Its my hobby. I see it again. "KHAAAAAN!!"

Debux is being threatened by teh bunneh because he is considering taking up the resistance.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Lies! I shalleth never let Him down!

Khan secretly loves Bunny, as her always mentions Him during his necroposting
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 05:45:07 AM
NOOO!!

Debux is the best necroposter ever.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 02:46:33 AM
Khan is a necroposter. In real life
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:57:41 AM
Debux has only seven more days to live.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 08:17:54 PM
Khan will kill me in seven more days
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:46:07 PM
Debux paid me too do it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 26, 2011, 08:12:23 PM
Khan is lying (see the paradox?)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Hopit on February 26, 2011, 11:56:35 PM
Debux is not in love with Khan
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on February 27, 2011, 08:23:01 PM
Hopit hates showing up randomly, posting in around 10 threads in the forums games
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Hopit on February 28, 2011, 11:38:19 AM
debux doesn't know what he's talking about
( :$ )
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 12:12:02 AM
Hopit does know what Debux is talking about.  


That's actually quite an accomplishment.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 06:19:16 AM
Hopit has a fantasy of growing up and being a Space Ship that blasts 'rebel scum' out from moons.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 06:43:57 AM
Markorgis is rebel scum.  Unbelieving, rebel scum.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 07:19:51 AM
Phoenix is someone who doesn't notice when he is called by someone else's name. Hopit
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Hopit on March 01, 2011, 07:51:16 AM
Khan whines about little things
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 10:17:19 PM
So does Hopit. See he just did.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 02, 2011, 02:39:02 AM
Khan likes to edit his posts so they make sense in a future context.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 02, 2011, 05:59:41 AM
Phoenix isn't strange for studying my posts to see if they make sense in a future context.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Hopit on March 02, 2011, 12:24:27 PM
khan doesn't always post before me
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 02, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Hopit is already one of the evil guys in the next Invasion to Willubilania
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2011, 06:12:04 AM
Debux is the Mercenary (New Type) for Willubilania Pt2.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 03, 2011, 10:41:25 PM
Khan is telling the truth (WOOOOW another paradox!)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 06:08:15 AM
Debux wants to kill everyone on Willubilania Pt2 for fun.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 04, 2011, 10:18:27 PM
Khan doesn't like to post right after me
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:36:59 PM
Now that isn't a lie. (Paradox again)

Debux doesn't like his name with a capital. He can't change it anyway.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 05, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
Yes I can... with super admin powers... that I don't have (damn!)

Khan is absolutely sure he hates Bunny
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
Debux wuvs teh bunneh. (Another Paradox)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2011, 09:58:58 AM
Markorgis IS teh bunneh.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2011, 10:00:16 AM
Jubal is an interesting, personable, and good-looking individual.  :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2011, 11:22:08 AM
Only two post in this whole forum... Jubal is an uninteresting, open, and awful-looking boring person. (Oops, a paradox I wasn't meant to make)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 06, 2011, 05:03:11 PM
Khan does forget the point of this thread :P
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2011, 05:57:28 AM
Debux is a big Chinese person.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 12:09:59 AM
Khan isn't Ghengis Khan undercover
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 08, 2011, 06:03:58 AM
:ninja: Hmm... How do you know?

Debux is the one who said "Khan is Ghengis Khan undercover"
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 10:53:27 PM
KHan hates making Paradoxes up (I'm sure the order of the words isn't right xD)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 09, 2011, 10:06:15 PM


7x this time. Jubal got in the way.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 10, 2011, 09:36:31 PM
I do see the lie before me

does that count as a lie?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 13, 2011, 09:48:10 PM
Debux can stop his post wars whenever he wants.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 14, 2011, 09:08:28 PM
Nightangel hasn't dug into my mind while dreaming (in my dream while he sleeps and dreams in my dream as I dream nearby. So since I heard you like dreaming (dawg), we put yo dream in a dream in a dream, so you can dream while you dream while you dream)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 14, 2011, 10:06:09 PM
Debux understood Inception perfectly. As did everyone else who saw it.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2011, 03:05:19 AM
Nightangle doesn't like killing awesome post counts. He was just hired for $10,000,000 to do it.

YAY!! ONLY 99 POST TO GO TO GET TO WHERE PHOENIX IS!! (Not a lie)
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 16, 2011, 12:53:12 AM
Khan hates every time he posts, as it makes his post number count grow, making him sad and melancholic
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2011, 06:50:12 AM
Debux hates Exilian but he was forced to join it because someone is stalking me and they're using him as a decoy.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 17, 2011, 10:14:30 PM
Khan loves the fact that I have more posts than him, even after registering later.

Our plan of me calling your attention has worked well...  :ninja:
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2011, 06:00:46 AM
NOOO!! Debux doesn't have more post than me. Debux is the name to my second acount on Exilian.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 18, 2011, 04:35:31 PM
So I was right when I said that were all the same schizophrenic person posting to themselves. (Not a lie (probably (maybe (I
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
NA doesn't know it's EXILIAN'S BIRTHDAY!
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Post by: Son of the King on March 18, 2011, 05:53:46 PM
Jubal doesn't know it's Exilian's birthday.

/plagiarism
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2011, 09:21:13 AM
SOTK will now be exiled from Exilian for back-chatting at the Administrator
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on March 20, 2011, 09:47:35 PM
Khan hates Exilian
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 21, 2011, 09:24:47 AM
Exilian hate Debux
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 21, 2011, 05:12:42 PM
Science hates Khan.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 21, 2011, 11:43:21 PM
Nightangel hates science
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 22, 2011, 05:53:14 AM
SotK hates his father.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Khan will convert to Bunnyism!

Does this count as some kind of paradox now?
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 22, 2011, 05:10:35 PM
Son of the King is good at identifying paradoxes.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Nightangel also read my post in the tell the future thread.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 23, 2011, 07:21:05 AM
SotK is a minecraft freak. It's all he talks about.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:03:02 PM
Khan wears twinkle toes.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:55:26 AM
CG has a tail and tastes like cow.
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 24, 2011, 06:48:03 PM
Khan is a cow!

Dun dun dun!!!  :o
Title: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 25, 2011, 05:41:46 AM
Nightangle is a chook.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 06:04:25 AM
Mark is in fact a lesser bunny.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 01, 2011, 08:01:05 PM
And phoenix is human

*dun dun*
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 01, 2011, 11:51:34 PM
OMG NO!  REALLY?  :D

Debux is in fact, not a DJ-Cat.  *dun dun, duhhhh* :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 02, 2011, 03:59:48 AM
Touche, my friend. We have discovered who we really are, and who we will ever be *looks into the horizon and walks toward it with the sun shining on his face, creating a goodbye scene, stereotypical of series when the scriptwriters don't know how to get rid of a character*

Uh, Pheenix loves his math teachers
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2011, 04:59:29 AM
Horrible lie.  Everyone can see you're not telling the truth.  :D

Debux in fact hates stereotypical good-bye scenes especially those involving sunsets.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 03, 2011, 02:49:22 AM
Yeah... I do... suuuuuuuuuure... *whistles while looking uncomfortably to the side*

Phoenix doesn't have the ability to hack your PC and to see what composes 99% of your hard drive
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 03, 2011, 03:39:22 AM
99% of Debux's hard-drive is in fact made up of 1.6 million recipes for dinners that include ducks.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on June 03, 2011, 08:33:32 PM
99% of pheonixguard's gard-drive is NOT made up of an extensive collection of gentleman's literature ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 03, 2011, 09:16:10 PM
DD loves checking out and replying these kinds of threads


;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2011, 01:33:08 AM
Debux hates Exilian. He's just on here to Troll. He's just building up a friendship for us to trust him.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2011, 01:36:00 AM
I've got more Reputation than anyone else here. :'(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on June 04, 2011, 02:21:13 AM
That is an outrageous lie.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 04, 2011, 09:04:11 PM
Comrade_general makes horrible minimods
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2011, 12:42:30 AM
debux hates playing my minimods
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 07, 2011, 12:15:08 AM
CG is going to make the worst contribution in all time to the RTW community
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 07, 2011, 01:21:34 AM
Debux has already made the worst contribution of all time to the M&B Community.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 08, 2011, 12:53:11 AM
That's true... I made the first M&B virus... deletes all your savegames, mods and replaces them for shock site links

PG09 hates AC/DC
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 09, 2011, 12:49:22 AM
Debux loves the Bieber. 

No mate scratch that, its just too outlandish even for this thread.  I apologise. 

Debux wants to be the Bieber. Can't help but think it wouldn't be too bad really, chased by hordes of screaming fan-girls.  It might almost help you get over being such a *****. :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 09, 2011, 01:21:18 AM
Phoenix Guard is really a phoenix in disguise
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 12:45:13 AM
Mark is really a horse, in disguise of course.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 02:42:42 AM
Phoenixguard is still crying in pain for having said that I wanted to be Bieber
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 04:25:46 AM
Damn straight I am. It was horrible of me.  :D

Debux is in fact crying over my earlier comment.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Death Nade on June 10, 2011, 04:44:41 AM
phoenix guard is ,in truth, a pedo bear

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 10, 2011, 04:09:47 PM
Death Nade is the Moooooon!!!

(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 04:54:59 PM
This is Nightangle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you look back a few posts of some other Topics I have been calling you Nightangle for a while now. It's actually surprising that no-one has noticed yet.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 09:05:09 PM
Someone that maybe has too much free time ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on June 10, 2011, 11:01:22 PM
so your saying he doesnt?

back to topic

debux is the cat in his sig, in his time off from being a DJ he prowls the interweb under the alias of 'debux'
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Death Nade on June 11, 2011, 02:03:29 AM
Dripping D can run around the world 7 times in 1 second, therefore he is flash, as he can run as fast as lighting/electricity
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:57:44 AM
Death Nade isn't the Death Star.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 02:02:59 AM
phoenixguard didn't expect my post to come after his
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 08, 2011, 03:18:06 AM
Debux didn't expect my initial rampage.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on July 08, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Phoenix's rampage filled no one with joy. (Especially not me.)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 09:44:49 PM
Nightangel hates people posting on Exilian
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gen_Glory on July 08, 2011, 09:52:35 PM
debux has never posted on exilian
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
Death Nade is the Moooooon!!!

That's no moon... it's a space station.

DD doesn't like being guess in the guess who will post next game.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 09, 2011, 03:13:35 AM
CG is never guessed in teh guess who will post next game.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 09, 2011, 04:53:35 PM
PG09 has terrible memory
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2011, 07:38:37 PM
debux has excellent memory
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 10, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
CG does like to post here
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 13, 2011, 02:37:25 AM
Debux is really a bus. In disguise as a DJ cat. With a hat. Called Matt.  How do you like that?

Hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 14, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Phoenixguard really has no idea of who I am and disguises it with a joke
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 14, 2011, 01:43:52 AM
I do not hide behind my jokes. Or smoke. Okey-doke. Debux is really an egg-yolk.

God rhyming is fun. :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 14, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
Rhyming is fun.

:D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 15, 2011, 03:12:38 AM
Hahaha DJ cats are not cool, no matter the country's local customs.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 15, 2011, 04:07:31 AM
No, they're not cool, they're awesome!

Anyhow, phoenixguard09 hates cats  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 15, 2011, 07:10:04 AM
Debux likes butterflies. Yeah I dunno, I'll think of something better at a later date.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 15, 2011, 08:37:05 AM
phoenixguard09 loves Creaming Soda and Pasito and loathes Coke ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 15, 2011, 04:32:45 PM
Ladyhawk really wants to drown Bunny in coke
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 01:09:53 AM
Debux loves groundhogs
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 05:27:19 AM
Ladyhawk has a pet groundhog. Don't worry, it is not the Groundhog, just a groundhog.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 05:37:45 AM
Phoenixguard loves fish and eats it on a regular basis. ;) (haha alas also thats all I have right now Ill think of a better one later)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 05:41:03 AM
Ladyhawk is in fact neither a lady, nor a hawk.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 05:43:43 AM
phoenixguard doesnt not have spiffy hair, but it is plain and boring.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 05:48:23 AM
Ladyhawk doesn't have a fervent follower of the Bunneh as a friend.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 05:54:06 AM
phoenixguard doesnt have a friend who is quite worringly obsessed with Medieval warfare, weaponry and Mount&Blade Warband. And who doesnt also bother him excessivly. :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 08:27:24 AM
Ladyhawk is wrongly obsessed with warfare, swords and Warband.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
phoenixguard does not like any of those things at all :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2011, 02:14:05 PM
Ladyhawk doesn't fit in here at all and is like a fish out of water. Or a hawk underwater, which would be an equally difficult matchup between species and habitat.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 03:11:43 PM
Jubal isnt the first person to say I fit in anywhere :D (thanks man)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on July 16, 2011, 05:23:57 PM
Ladyhawk must complete a series of challenges to become a citizen including slaying the Hydra and writing a sit-com.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 16, 2011, 11:17:35 PM
Nightangel judging by his name has not read the books to which I love and hold so dear.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 17, 2011, 01:06:33 AM
Ladyhawk is not the first known woman of the internet
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 17, 2011, 02:37:43 AM
debux does not have one of the coolest dancing dj cat things ive ever seen. And he does not care about Bunneh what so ever
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 17, 2011, 11:37:37 PM
Ladyhawk is, in fact, a curious rhino.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 17, 2011, 11:42:01 PM
phoenixguard is a raven named Tinkie.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 02:31:40 AM
Ladyhawk's name has no relation to her avatar (although it's a male hawk).
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 18, 2011, 05:27:36 AM
debux's face really looks like that
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 06:01:03 PM
I knew you were going to answer with that :P

Uhh Ladyhawk isn't really a rhino with a hawk costume
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 18, 2011, 10:43:17 PM
hahaha damn. Im becoming predictable :P

Hmmm Debux is just another one of those activists. Activist mmyess hehehehehehe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2011, 01:13:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0

Video reference guy strikes again.

Ladyhawk95 is totally unpredictable.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 19, 2011, 01:34:57 AM
hehe Comrade is wrong about that ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 19, 2011, 01:45:47 PM
Ladyhawk is agreeable.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 20, 2011, 03:48:35 AM
Phoenixguard isn't lying
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Debux is lying.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 03:03:18 PM
Phoenixguard is not confused ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 21, 2011, 07:59:03 PM
Ladyhawk isn't making matters worse
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 21, 2011, 11:05:11 PM
Neither is Debux for that matter. ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 08:36:36 AM
No.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 22, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
I do not agree with Phoenixguard
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 02:40:01 PM
I agree with Ladyhawk.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 23, 2011, 06:16:02 AM
Phoenixguard has a crappy but not overloaded sig :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 23, 2011, 07:43:51 AM
Debux agrees with the above post in actuality, but not with this one.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 23, 2011, 05:35:50 PM
Phoenixguard09 has not enjoyed messing up with my mind
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 24, 2011, 02:31:12 AM
Debuz is not so confused that his previous post didn't make no sense at all.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 24, 2011, 07:33:55 PM
Phiiniix doesn't like to change my name
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 24, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
Bedux always spells my name right. Or does he?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 25, 2011, 08:23:51 PM
PH09 doesn't make matters moar complicated by lying a question
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 11:30:31 PM
Debux never does not use a double negative to not confuse me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 25, 2011, 11:32:15 PM
Anyone else who reads all this will NOT get lost. ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 11:44:10 PM
Ah but Ladyhawk will not never forget that this thread is not the opposite of the Outrageous Lies About the Person Above you thread that she has not posted in incorrectly.

God I don't even know what I just said.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 26, 2011, 03:11:53 AM
Phoenixguard will not accept my apology.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 26, 2011, 07:49:08 AM
Ladyhawk will not realise that an apology is not to be given to someone other than me by someone other than her. She will then proceed to understand everything in this thread except parts of it. Yes that made sense. Or did it?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 26, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
Phoenixguard only need a second to think his replies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 26, 2011, 11:53:52 PM
Debux only took a second to think of that one.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 21, 2011, 02:01:23 PM
Hehe Phoenixguard has not just lied about himself.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 21, 2011, 07:10:42 PM
Phoenixguard is aroused by double posts...? o.O
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 21, 2011, 07:29:38 PM
CN2s burningness did not light the fuse that blew up Portugal.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 21, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
Jubal isn't really a Trireme...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 21, 2011, 11:27:41 PM
CN2 isn't really a candle. Oh snap!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 22, 2011, 01:40:08 AM
PH09 never agrees with Jubal
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2011, 02:17:57 AM
Debux is really just a gif who got lost in reality.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 22, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
Phoenix can't kill a snake.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 12:21:54 AM
NightAngel isn't scared of Australian wildlife.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 12:54:21 AM
Phoenixguard hates bunneh.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 01:54:11 AM
CN2 is not really burning. Its all a lie. A LIE I SAY!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 23, 2011, 03:30:52 AM
Phiiniix isn't uh... putting something new on his sig.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
Debux has new things ALL the time.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on August 23, 2011, 08:42:57 PM
Phoenixguard is actually Barty Crouch Jr, who having drunk a polyjuice potion pretends to be the Mount&Blade Heteriarches of Exilian and Jubal Dumbledore couldn't get he was You-Know-Who's (Lord Nightangel's) spy on the forum.

JUBUL DORMIENS PHOENIXGUARDIUS EXPELIARMI
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 23, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
Dimos doesn't delete his old posts so that his post count doesn't rise.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 25, 2011, 12:36:27 AM
Debux posts random sentences (like the one above) to get his post count to rise. Or something like that.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on August 25, 2011, 01:01:36 AM
Phoenixguard does not do the same thing backwards while moving forward amicably.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 25, 2011, 04:36:08 PM
CG is made of delicious beef.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 26, 2011, 08:39:32 PM
NA hates to procrastinate.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2011, 09:14:29 PM
Debux gets fantastic news coverage all the time from his local media.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on August 26, 2011, 11:28:18 PM
Jubal doesn't actually know what news is.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 28, 2011, 03:31:01 AM
CN2's re-emergence is no longer news.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on August 29, 2011, 07:35:55 PM
Phoenixguard lives in the Hibis Oasis on the Nile river Valley. Scientists believe he was the one to break the curse of Tutankhamum and therefore the only living creature able to speak to a phoenix... then the bird caught fire and phoenixguard was ... em ... undone  :'(

I know, it's a sad story. Sad like the desert sands...  :-X

 ???
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 05:24:24 AM
Dimos looks exactly like his avatar in RL even the cartoon type colors and crown and clothes.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 04, 2011, 05:43:12 PM
Mark is actually a prince.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2011, 10:02:13 AM
CN2 is actually a princess  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 05, 2011, 04:12:52 PM
Jubal was their marriage boat.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Well, obviously.

Nightangel was the best man.

Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 05, 2011, 09:31:49 PM
Jubal was not only the boat, but the chef too. Yes, boats can cook.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 06, 2011, 04:16:39 PM
CN2's robe was made of the finest Arabian silk.

(Looks like this might be one for the guide.)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 06, 2011, 05:06:16 PM
'' CN2's robe was made of the finest Arabian silk. '' CN2 personaly designed the dress...

Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 04:55:03 AM
Dimos was obviously the dress that was designed by CN2 which CN2 then proceeded to wear along with a robe made of the finest Arabian silk while marrying Mark on Jubal who also baked the cake while NightAngel stood there utterly bemused by it all. Cause that makes all kinds of sense...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 20, 2011, 12:59:02 PM
Looks like Seas talk!  :o

Phoenixguard09 was the famous sea of Phoenixes, the tropic landscape in which the marriage took place!  ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 20, 2011, 03:21:08 PM
Dimos just took it too far. :P

Because this conversation was not messed up before...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 23, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
Phoenixguard is in fact Captain Jack Sparrow...  :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 25, 2011, 10:28:25 PM
Dimos is Davy Jones.  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 25, 2011, 10:45:06 PM
Jubal is Calipso.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 26, 2011, 02:33:39 PM
Ladyhawk doesn't want another marriage discussion.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2011, 06:32:09 PM
Nightangel is actually a Nightdevil...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 28, 2011, 07:50:22 AM
CN2's mouth is really made of paper and I have seen it in person.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: CN2 on September 28, 2011, 03:40:21 PM
Ladyhawk has seen me in person.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 28, 2011, 05:01:23 PM
CN2 is a neo-pagan follower of ODIN  :D

Ragnarock is coming! Redeem and thou shal be saved!  8)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 28, 2011, 09:17:18 PM
Dimos is not a neo-Pagan follower of Odin, because he supports Loki's side.  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 29, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Jubal is firmly in with Poseidon.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 29, 2011, 10:23:22 PM
But... that's not a lie...


NightAngel actually becomes an angel at night.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 29, 2011, 11:11:21 PM
Jubal only pretends to be with Poseidon, he's having an affair with Britannia.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 04, 2011, 02:06:12 AM
Nightangel is a Samurai warrior  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 04, 2011, 06:17:15 AM
Dimos has agreed to giving me all his riches.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 08, 2011, 09:47:37 PM
Ladyhawk got him to agree by her feminine wiles and totally did not threaten him with a battleaxe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 09, 2011, 12:17:33 AM
Hehehe Jubal doesnt know me at all. XD
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Lady Hawk is really my long lost sister whom is to be my wife...

P.S. I only just found out the difference between Whom and Who a few days ago. XD
P.P.S. First the ...'s and now that P.S.'s... I'm starting to grow into some nasty forum habits. :P
P.P.P.S. Maybe is there was a Shout Box than I wouldn't use of topic P.S.'s so much. >:(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 09, 2011, 01:58:18 PM
Mark lives in a house made of PVC , or PPPS or PPS or Something plastic  ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 05:56:54 AM
Dimosess horse has run away because he was being too cruel to the pore thing. He was shooting arrows into its head while he rode it.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 10:06:31 AM
Mark is a horse.

YES I WENT THERE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:52:48 AM
;( you horse.


phoenix is a stalker that lives next door to me... and yes... I went there. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 12:01:10 PM
DAMN STRAIGHT!

I know where you live... :D

Mark is now scared.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 10, 2011, 04:23:27 PM
Phoenixguard knows all about the missile targeting system pointed at his house.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:12:09 PM
Jubal doesn't know all about the plan to blow his missile targeting system.

Paradox
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:28:12 AM
Khan doesn't know that the plan is all in his mind.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 06:07:07 AM
Phoenix is really a Griffin.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 11, 2011, 06:56:46 PM
Khan is really an undead Gryphon.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 09:36:01 PM
Jubal is the Admin that you DO have to fear.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 11, 2011, 10:30:41 PM
the Khan is speaks the truth even when he lies... PARADOX  :o  ???  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 05:51:26 AM
Dimos has a crown that he doesn't wear... PARADOX!!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 01:49:18 AM
Mark is a pirate without eye-liner... PARADOX!!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
Pheonix has his own Anti-Exilian-Forum.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 15, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
Khans face really looks like his photo
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 16, 2011, 03:00:21 AM
Ladyhawks face really looks like HER photo. ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 20, 2011, 12:07:07 AM
The Khan is always kind to a Lady.  ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 28, 2011, 11:13:21 AM
Dimos hates the Hawk.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 15, 2011, 10:48:12 AM
Mark hates pirates?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 15, 2011, 12:40:06 PM
Phoenix hates phoenixes

(sorry if my spelling is way off there. God knows Im terrible at it)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 15, 2011, 01:23:32 PM
Ladyhawk spelt phoenix wrong. :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 15, 2011, 11:10:55 PM
No she didn't. :o Try to work that one out. (Paradox Alert!!)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 16, 2011, 11:20:40 AM
Mark is right.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2011, 09:21:18 PM
PG is a 10 foot tall ant. :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 10:48:19 PM
marks's previous statement is absolutely true  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2011, 11:03:14 PM
XD Dimos loves his hill.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 17, 2011, 03:44:45 AM
Mark loves my hill.

It just occured to me, that statement could be horribly misconstrued. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2011, 07:10:18 AM
Phoenix has his eyebrows under his eyes.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 17, 2011, 09:41:09 AM
Mark lives on a ship.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2011, 10:07:29 AM
Phoenix lives on his office chair in front of his computer.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 17, 2011, 10:17:36 AM
Mark's lying. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on November 17, 2011, 01:17:42 PM
phoenixguard has seen a Hibis bird, a living phoenix  :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 18, 2011, 04:53:20 AM
Dimos has a pirated copy of Exilian on his computer.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Death Nade on December 09, 2011, 11:18:37 PM
The khan is a necrophiliac which is demonstrated in his profile picture. (remember these re outrageous lies...)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2011, 12:23:49 AM
Deathnade truly believes the Khan's a necrophiliac brain-damaged scum!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2011, 05:50:49 AM
Dimos has three eyebrows. 8)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:15:36 PM
Dimos's third eyebrow isn't on his face O.O
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on December 23, 2011, 11:08:58 PM
Death Nade keeps a gold-encrusted horse phallus in a half empty pickle jar.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 23, 2011, 11:27:41 PM
Silverwolf is a maniac and he howls like a wolf in the full moon...  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on December 23, 2011, 11:29:10 PM
Dimos gives the full moon to his grandmother.  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 29, 2011, 12:42:02 AM
Comrade General is the General Secretary of the Communist party of ''people's republic of Korea'' . Too bad he's dead now...  :D [That is dark sarcasm... ]
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on December 31, 2011, 06:06:30 PM
Dimos runs McDonalds, a true demonstration of how socialist-minded he is.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Death Nade on January 12, 2012, 11:43:43 PM
Debux is white now :) not purple.

 

No-one likez your faise :P

Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 17, 2012, 08:00:15 PM
Death Nade is actually a Life Giving Medkit

I might have played to much BF2 lately...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on January 20, 2012, 11:06:23 AM
debux is actually Bunny. Using that copy paste gets him one step close to his goal of dominating the world and turning all humans to carrots
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 20, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
stormcloud hates the fact that I have been the first one EVAHR to give him good karma
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 24, 2012, 12:44:10 PM
Debux is always here.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 27, 2012, 01:25:40 AM
Jubal is never here.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on March 27, 2012, 01:26:39 AM
SotK gets plenty of sleep.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on March 27, 2012, 01:27:38 AM
CG never mentions my broken sleeping ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2012, 07:15:48 PM
SOTK never mentions that CG always mentions his sleep patterns.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 12:49:20 PM
Jubal... is the stupidest and dumbest person out of everyone, alive and dead.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on April 01, 2012, 11:22:24 PM
The Khan never revives old threads.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2012, 11:58:34 PM
SotK doesn't believe it. (that, is why he fails)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on April 02, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
That post by CG makes perfect sense to me :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2012, 09:42:55 AM
SotK has never revived an old thread. (I actually don't know about this one)

@SotK: He said your awesome because you believe that I revive old threads.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
It's a Yoda quote.

Khan is not going to be the new Seb.  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on May 08, 2012, 11:10:08 PM
Jubal really wants to be the new Seb.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 09, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Comrade believes a Heteriarches is better than a Despotes  :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2012, 11:10:27 PM
Dimos believes the opposite. (http://beta.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_bucktooth.gif)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 10, 2012, 07:07:53 AM
CG is the Realist.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 10, 2012, 04:30:33 PM
The Khan is a surrealistic poet!  ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 11, 2012, 01:52:18 PM
Dimos will sees me as a successful poet.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 11, 2012, 04:03:46 PM
Aaargh! Don't judge, unless you read!

The Khan is very shy
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 12, 2012, 02:32:05 AM
Dimos has AIDs
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 12, 2012, 12:44:21 PM
The Khan has the '' Crazy cows' '' decease...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 13, 2012, 12:31:01 AM
Dimos gave it to me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 16, 2012, 12:14:53 AM
The Khan is fat as a bull!  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Marcus on May 16, 2012, 12:43:49 AM
The majority of a bull's weight is actually solid muscle, so maybe "The Khan is as solid as a bull" would be more appropriate.

Dimos has never used a smiley in his life.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on May 16, 2012, 01:10:29 AM
Marcus likes to drive overly large and bulky vehicles.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 16, 2012, 09:41:33 AM
CG hates to post Youtube links because he hates Youtube.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 16, 2012, 02:37:22 PM
The Khan hates to Necropost in exilian!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on May 16, 2012, 04:42:36 PM
Dimos hoards old sweaty socks in his refrigerator.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 16, 2012, 06:34:06 PM
Silverwolf Howls at the moon every night!  ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 16, 2012, 09:50:57 PM
Dimos hoards smelly shoes in the oven.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on May 17, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
The Khan ate them because he believed it to be melted blue cheese!  :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 18, 2012, 07:01:08 AM
Dimos love the smell of blue cheese.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on June 19, 2012, 11:41:59 AM
Khan loves his pets. The problem is they are imaginary...  ::)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 19, 2012, 01:34:11 PM
Dimos is my imaginary friend.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on June 20, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
Khan is my real enemy.  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on June 20, 2012, 02:25:47 AM
Comrade is my only foe alive...  ::) He missed my bloody justice!!!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 20, 2012, 07:06:51 AM
Dimos is a twenty foot dwarf IRL.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 01, 2012, 02:51:05 AM
Khan wasn't a Mongol that raided almost whole Europe
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2012, 05:43:14 AM
Debux hates cats
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 01, 2012, 05:51:04 PM
Khan loves DJ Katzz

(WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE HIM? WHY?!?!?!)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2012, 10:55:49 PM
debux needs a lolipop to stay alive.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 02, 2012, 10:39:39 PM
The Khan is the creator of the said lollypop....  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2012, 07:02:08 AM
Dimos designed it
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on July 04, 2012, 04:42:21 AM
Khan let me eat it, and didn't eat it in front of me :'(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2012, 07:19:16 AM
Dimos had a 12 Km (About 5 Miles) long beard.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 04, 2012, 05:34:30 PM
The Khan is Spiderman [not the movie one; he's realistic. He eats only live prey and he creates very long nets around the city...]
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2012, 10:41:27 PM
You'd better believe it because one day I will suck you dry... Umm... yeah.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 14, 2012, 01:51:28 AM
My original lie was a bit risque, soooooo....

Khan's a vampyre?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 14, 2012, 11:07:23 PM
PG is an ostrich
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 15, 2012, 12:06:42 AM
Ash is a daemonic overlord of the third plane of Hell.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 15, 2012, 11:33:23 AM
Phoenixguard never had a prostate exam.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 15, 2012, 12:36:30 PM
@PG yep, that's a lie, my plane makes hell look like a nice plane
SW doesn't have uterus
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 16, 2012, 05:44:00 AM
Ash has irritable bowell syndrome.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 16, 2012, 08:44:06 AM
PG has rectal hemorrhaging
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 18, 2012, 03:05:07 AM
Ash is really made out of Ketchup (HA! Anyone want more lame puns?)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 18, 2012, 05:54:33 AM
Somib is really everyone else on Exilian as well.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 20, 2012, 10:42:33 PM
Khan had no idea of my plan of dominating the world
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on August 21, 2012, 07:59:18 AM
Debux had a good plan for global domination. One day we will kneel before him!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2012, 02:27:14 AM
Dimos has a horrible plan for world domination, disguised as a good forum-based RPG.

We're all doomed.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 10:09:53 AM
PG Will stop both Dimos and Somid and become victories!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: feet on August 22, 2012, 10:10:38 AM
Khan will try to stop him and get slain in the process.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 11:23:06 AM
feet will be forever converted into an Exilianite, if she hasn't been already. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2012, 12:34:52 AM
Khan will convert Feet to an Exilianite, if he hasn't already. ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 23, 2012, 09:23:20 AM
:P PH Will entice feet to stay, making Ladyhawk jealous. ;)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 23, 2012, 02:04:33 PM
Khan is a mix of a cow and electric eel
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: feet on August 24, 2012, 12:10:39 PM
Ashanorath uses his helmat to roast marshmellows
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 24, 2012, 01:40:36 PM
I do that.
Feet actualy smells like feet.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on August 25, 2012, 02:11:08 AM
Ash smells like ash ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on August 26, 2012, 08:07:27 PM
debux sprang from the womb fully grown
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: feet on August 27, 2012, 08:45:00 AM
Pentagathus has the womb in which Debux sprang fully grown
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Ashanorath on August 31, 2012, 09:23:47 PM
Feet is a platypus.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 10, 2012, 02:11:29 AM
Ashanorath is a Galactic Hammer-man who felt the Cosmic Wrath of a Platypus Maximus  8)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on September 11, 2012, 12:56:53 AM
Emperor Dimos had secretly ordered Platypus Maximus to "rearrange" Ash
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 22, 2012, 05:34:36 PM
Debux was the said Platypus.  :D He survived in his hard mission!  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 22, 2012, 11:42:21 PM
Dimos once milked a herd of camels using two chopsticks. He was blindfolded during the whole procedure. 
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 29, 2012, 03:53:29 PM
Hahahaha! Silverwolf was the owner of the said herd...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2012, 10:53:37 AM
And Dimos sold them to him.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 06, 2012, 12:08:22 AM
Jubal has a Pet monkey. He trained it to bring him his slippers!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on October 06, 2012, 12:26:34 AM
Midos burned his PC just a while ago.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 08, 2012, 01:44:47 AM
Xubed III is a claimant to the Throne of Saudi Arabia! Long live his Majesty!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on October 12, 2012, 10:43:05 PM
Midos is my trusty servant who even likes to wash my feet after a long day fanning myself for 3 straight hours ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 15, 2012, 11:58:58 PM
LoLs!

Debuxe's name came from ''Be Dux'' he always wanted to be a Duke.  :D
When he was a boy he created a real scale castle made of lego bricks.... Then Hurricane Catrina came...  ::)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 12, 2012, 10:51:54 AM
Dimos cause Hurricane Catrina to happen with his all powerful weather machine!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 15, 2012, 03:11:51 PM
The Khan had personally created my weather machine! (Capitalist relationships. Khan makes, I own the product of his labour)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 17, 2012, 07:06:59 AM
Somid paid me 10 Billion dollars to make it. ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 18, 2012, 09:25:45 AM
The An-Kh (his true name) is the Symbol of life in the ancient egyptian religion! (Which is true)

But is Khan really named An-Kh? You tell me! (I believe he is!)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2012, 10:36:01 AM
Somid will always search for than answer to this question, but it is unknown as to whether or not he'll find it.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 19, 2012, 11:08:59 AM
Khan already knows it, but he won't tell !  :D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 20, 2012, 05:15:41 AM
Somid has tried to kill me for it before... but decided against it otherwise he'd never find out.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 24, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Khan told me his great secret!  :o

I almost died from the awesomeness!!  :D  :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 31, 2012, 12:33:08 PM
Dimos has no great secrets of his own.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 31, 2012, 12:41:46 PM
That's possibly not a lie...

Jubal is the best alien to ever reach earth and enter human society. In fact he came in a space capsule full of goodies for mankind!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on December 31, 2012, 02:21:46 PM
Dimos likes smoked fish.

(http://www.filipino-food-lovers.com/site-images/tinapa/tinapa.jpg)


;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on January 03, 2013, 05:51:40 PM
Skull likes keeping carnivorous human centipedes as his pets. He even uses the most aggressive examples as mounts on the field of battle.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 12:02:05 PM
Wolfie knows this because he cooks and eats the feebler ones, thus ensuring more aggressive ones go on to breed the next generation.  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on April 15, 2013, 02:32:41 AM
Jubal is an evil minion of doom  ::)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on April 16, 2013, 09:29:19 PM
Dimos is joining him in that occupation
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 18, 2013, 12:06:57 AM
Scarlet Pimpernel makes pillows out of local kittens.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on April 20, 2013, 02:36:39 PM
[No I don't! They go straight in the fusion reactor.]

Wolfie is just trying to cover up his peacock feather pillow business.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on April 30, 2013, 09:39:15 PM
SP's fusion reactor claims to be fed on kittens but actually they often throw owlets and puppies in to make up the volume.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on May 03, 2013, 10:37:44 AM
[You're forgetting the foals!]

Jubal is involved in experiments to genetically modify the baby animals to be more efficient sources of power.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on July 14, 2013, 05:10:27 PM
Scarlet is in fact, the musical genius behind such masterpieces as 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy' and 'The Crazy Frog'. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 14, 2013, 06:35:47 PM
[HALES YES I AM!      --      Oh.. good god.. the horror..]
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 17, 2013, 02:12:55 PM
Scarlet likes flowers. Flowers like her too, she's married to a blue orchid.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 17, 2013, 06:44:42 PM
Dimos once cheated on his blue umbrella with a green one! :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 08:51:27 AM
Othko once derived whilst drunk.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 07:10:56 PM
SotK enjoys dancing to the collected works of Nicki Minaj while doing the housework in a flowery apron.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 09:48:07 PM
Mother of Dragons has never actually given birth to a dragon
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 10:10:42 PM
Othko has never given birth to a dragon either, despite all he claims..
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 10:13:28 PM
Then where did Smokey come from?! :P

Scarlet doesn't understand my motherly attachment to Smokey the dragon!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 10:16:47 PM
Othko doesn't understand his attachment to Smokey either.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 10:21:22 PM
Scarlet wishes she could experience the intense bond only me and Smokey can conceive of. :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 10:28:21 PM
Othko is just jealous that Smokey comes to me now.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 10:36:29 PM
Scarlet is lying about Smokey being unfaithful to me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 11:14:42 PM
Othko is trapped in his own delusions!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 11:20:45 PM
Scarlet WILL NOT STEAL SMOKEY FROM ME!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 11:24:08 PM
Scarlet will not steal Smokey from Othko :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 18, 2013, 11:36:41 PM
Smokey will follow both Scarlet and Othko with affection...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 11:41:13 PM
Smokey is Dimos' alter ego.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 22, 2013, 04:00:08 AM
SMOKEY is SOTK's sister
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on July 22, 2013, 11:47:06 AM
Dimos photoshopped his umbrella blue for his dp. It's actually a lovely shade of lilac.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 25, 2013, 03:28:46 PM
Mother of Dragons made him do it!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 25, 2013, 03:29:23 PM
Scarlet didn't try to stop her!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 02:06:14 PM
CG will make an Atlantis mod :P .
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2013, 02:10:33 PM
SotK will help me with CoE :P .
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 26, 2013, 02:20:25 PM
CG will never smile! Evaaarrrr! :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
That's outrageous! :o

Scarlet makes me frown. :(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 03:27:23 PM
CG will tell me how to help with CoE :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
SotK will learn patience.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 04:51:50 PM
:D

CG will learn haste? xD
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 26, 2013, 06:20:37 PM
SotK will relax, chill and go wid da flow, u no?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 09:07:35 PM
Scarlet is not a member of 'da hood'.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 26, 2013, 09:30:53 PM
SotK is undoubtedly from da hood.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on July 28, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
Scarlet coined the phrase 'da hood'.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on July 30, 2013, 08:28:53 PM
Mother of Dragons is a secret brotherhood leader who threats to take over the world!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2013, 08:31:31 PM
Dimos has debux in his basement. (is this a lie?) :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on July 31, 2013, 10:01:19 PM
CG put him there.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on August 02, 2013, 10:59:26 AM
Scarlet is trying to avoid the fact that it was her not CG that put him there.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on August 02, 2013, 12:25:09 PM
SotK doesn't root for voldemort when watching or reading Harry Potter.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on August 02, 2013, 12:58:16 PM
Pentagathus roots for the Dementors.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on August 02, 2013, 11:13:26 PM
Scarlet roots for Umbridge :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on August 03, 2013, 01:40:40 AM
Mother of Dragons roots for roots. All day she digs for roots to turn into root soup.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 03, 2013, 09:49:23 AM
Pentagathus is really a Pentagram... because he isn't a being he is very bad at spelling, hence the horribly spelled name.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on August 27, 2013, 10:04:33 PM
The Khan is, in real life, evil doctor Khan-nakh-ius the third, son of Da President of Yukatan's Fjords
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 07:03:58 AM
Dimos is my son, Khan-nakh-ius the fourth!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 01:09:38 PM
Khaaan has thirteen children.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2013, 05:14:55 PM
There were once 14 but C_G sacrificed the 14th to the blood god, Carl the Llama.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 05:56:46 PM
Jubal suggested the idea to me, saying it would "cleanse my spirit of all good".
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on August 28, 2013, 07:02:00 PM
CG is lying, and was actually told by the great Carl's flowery hatted apprentice, Paul.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on August 28, 2013, 07:43:30 PM
Othko is, in fact, Paul.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on August 28, 2013, 07:53:58 PM
Scarlet is Carl.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Othko has hair that reaches 50 metres.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on August 30, 2013, 05:05:13 PM
The Khan isn't the most note-worthy Necroposter of these forums.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on August 30, 2013, 06:45:49 PM
Skull is really a femur.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 31, 2013, 09:04:59 AM
CG isn't human. :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on August 31, 2013, 09:26:24 AM
The Khan isn't really "the" Khan.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 31, 2013, 10:43:46 AM
Skull is a the next Doctor!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on September 05, 2013, 04:53:43 PM
Khaaan is The Doctor now.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 05, 2013, 09:19:47 PM
CG is my companion.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on September 12, 2013, 06:19:11 PM
The Khan stole a bag of marshmallows once, intending to release them into the wild.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on September 12, 2013, 06:22:17 PM
She shakes baby dragons.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 12, 2013, 09:42:29 PM
Pent eats dragons. They're tasty.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on September 13, 2013, 01:51:49 PM
Khan bakes them. With extra virgin olive oil!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 14, 2013, 01:34:56 AM
Dimos has a height problem.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on October 07, 2013, 10:25:51 PM
The Khan is actually a black silhouette with a parchment background.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 07, 2013, 10:44:12 PM
Othko isn't anything, he is a spiritual entity.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on October 08, 2013, 05:39:04 PM
Khan only exists on the internet.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 13, 2013, 08:23:24 AM
CG is everyone else on Exilian other than you. :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on October 14, 2013, 11:16:27 PM
The Khan is CG!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 15, 2013, 08:17:02 PM
;D Scarlet is a flower.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on October 16, 2013, 12:50:19 AM
Flowers are not flowers!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 16, 2013, 05:52:28 AM
Debux isn't not awesome! Ha! ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on October 18, 2013, 12:28:19 PM
Khan is not a necroposter. He's a living-poster (can be both true and untrue)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 18, 2013, 11:14:12 PM
Oooo, I'm a dead Necroposter. ;D

Dimos has a ban hammer!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on October 26, 2013, 07:56:56 AM
Khan intends to steal it!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on October 26, 2013, 09:11:05 AM
Scarlet has been blessed with an exceptionally large larynx.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on October 29, 2013, 11:36:40 PM
Penthagathus has the gift of wise ruling
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2013, 04:50:40 AM
debux can breath fire from his ears.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on October 30, 2013, 10:16:16 AM
Khan can't.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2013, 07:11:12 PM
Pentagathus is a Horse, he's a big white and black one. :)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on October 30, 2013, 09:48:40 PM
Khan is the minion whom I force to post for me, as I am incapable of typing with my hooves.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2013, 08:20:04 AM
Pentagathus  feeds my like a horse and he himself eats human food.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2013, 10:48:46 AM
The Khan is, however, secretly a double agent and also serving a camel. Called Priscilla.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2013, 07:29:26 PM
Jubal is that camel, Priscilla is a code name for him.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on November 01, 2013, 10:33:23 PM
Khan hates camels, and was hoping that no-one would ever mention them in his internet life
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 01, 2013, 10:38:08 PM
debux, however, loves camels. He's Jubal's/Priscilla's personal servant.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on November 04, 2013, 11:08:52 PM
I am currently in love with Khan for seeing through that.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 05, 2013, 11:46:41 AM
Debux loves me, so I leave Pentagathus the horse to go and rescue him from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla the camel (Because all camels are mean and evil).

P.S. This is getting a bit weird...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on November 05, 2013, 04:38:33 PM
When Khan says weird in this context, he actually means sexy. Which is odd.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 05, 2013, 07:08:24 PM
Pentagathus also agrees and wants to join in on my rescue mission.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on November 10, 2013, 11:37:46 AM
The Khan is only too happy to accept the help of a beloved friend.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 10, 2013, 07:16:58 PM
Scarlet is setting up monkeys with guns to stop my march to rescue Debux from the evil clutches of Jubal/Priscilla.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on November 10, 2013, 08:38:45 PM
I am planing to ambush the Khan!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2013, 06:54:00 AM
Skull and I are the same person, that's why he just lied about the person above him but said himself.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on November 11, 2013, 10:36:54 AM
That is true!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2013, 09:25:22 PM
Skull is my second head, but that's all he is, a skull sitting on my shoulders. It's annoying, he scares everyone off.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Fallen Angel on November 13, 2013, 12:44:40 AM
The Khan actually has three heads, his normal one and one for each shoulder.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 13, 2013, 04:43:35 AM
FA is a blind ground mole, she touch types with much skill.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2013, 07:26:42 PM
The Khan, being her brother is, also a blind ground mole by logical extension. A ground mole with three heads.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2013, 05:06:01 AM
Jubal is my 35th cousin 12 times removed.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2013, 02:15:22 PM
Khan knows this because of forbidden genetic technologies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 24, 2013, 08:46:12 PM
Jubal knows of my genetic technologies because he is working with me to develop laser sharks!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on November 24, 2013, 09:11:34 PM
The Khan's sharks are eating Jamaica off my map!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 25, 2013, 04:56:51 AM
Dimos has his own lazer turtles that he's using to battle the sharks.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2013, 08:40:28 PM
Khan tried to train his sharks to avoid my turtles' attacks and eat the whole universe for revenge!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2013, 10:46:46 PM
Dimos now has Kamikaze turtles.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on December 11, 2013, 04:38:41 PM
Khan kindly asked for Dimos' turtles (and didn't steal them)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 11, 2013, 08:52:55 PM
Debux has laser eyes!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on December 12, 2013, 11:47:24 PM
Khan has laser toenails!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2013, 06:16:31 AM
Scarlet has laser hair!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on December 17, 2013, 04:21:16 PM
Khan hates lazers! And exclamation points!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2013, 07:21:57 AM
Yes! I do! Very much! And debux hates comas.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Scarlet on December 20, 2013, 01:53:37 PM
Khan hates commas :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 20, 2013, 11:49:24 PM
Scarlet is Khan!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2013, 11:14:34 PM
Othko is not SOTK!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 23, 2013, 07:59:48 AM
Jubal is though!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2013, 11:57:59 PM
Khan is only Ogedei not Genghis!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 25, 2013, 10:29:13 AM
Jubal will go back in time to kill himself to create a time paradox that will tear this universe apart. Thankfully I will soon be moving to an alternate universe and kill myself there to take his place.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2013, 06:48:41 PM
The Khan will have both timelines wiped - Moffat will kill one off and the other will be cancelled due to budget cuts.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2013, 06:50:13 PM
Jubal is not going to watch the Christmas special.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2013, 07:01:25 PM
I still hope that's a lie, we'll see.

CG is going to be the next companion.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 26, 2013, 09:23:58 AM
Jubal will be the companions companion.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on December 26, 2013, 02:10:58 PM
Khan is The Master! :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 28, 2013, 07:07:38 AM
:( CG is a Downer :(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2013, 05:01:45 PM
Khan started the Boer War.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on December 28, 2013, 05:58:27 PM
Jubal was the reason for the Boer War (kind of like Helen of Troy).
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2013, 11:27:09 PM
Comrade gave the Boers the idea to steal me in the first place (kinda like Aphrodite - metaphor extension time!)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 29, 2013, 02:26:35 AM
Jubal is my lover, that's why I started the Boer War! They stole Jubal off of me!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
The Khan is hopeless in bed, so I didn't mind leaving.  :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 29, 2013, 10:52:23 PM
Jubal is a horse...
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2013, 10:53:26 PM
The Khan prefers horses to humans apparently.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 29, 2013, 10:56:51 PM
Jubal is a Centaur to be precise. Either horses or humans by themselves aren't enough for me, so I need both.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2013, 11:05:39 PM
That's not outrageous, Centaurs are freaking awesome.  :P

The Khan didn't even get to command any forces in the Boer war.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2013, 05:53:47 AM
Jubal didn't even get any sweetrolls or mudcrabs. :( Poor Jubsy.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2014, 10:00:57 PM
Khan can't make food to save his life (more reasons why I left him).
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 05, 2014, 01:37:53 AM
It was Jubal who left Khan

(the plot THICKENS!)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 05, 2014, 12:03:59 PM
Actually none of this was me, I've been speaking as a mouthpiece for Debux the whole time.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 06, 2014, 10:13:17 AM
Jubal is growing an arm, it is now 153 metres long.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 06, 2014, 01:38:30 PM
I'm growing it onto Khan's spine with neurotechnologies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 07, 2014, 12:27:13 PM
It feels good... for Jubal.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2014, 11:48:10 AM
Khan doesn't even LIKE tea.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 10, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
Jubal uses ice tea for his toilet water.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 11, 2014, 02:55:27 PM
Khan then baths in it.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on January 13, 2014, 09:21:49 PM
Jubal drinks it afterwards.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Skull on January 14, 2014, 05:36:05 PM
Comrade General is responsible for making us all eat fake cheese.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 15, 2014, 12:32:09 PM
Skull provides the fake biscuits to eat it from! :O
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: debux on January 19, 2014, 05:19:27 PM
Jubal has secretly have been throwing his share of fake biscuits & cheese to the garbage, so he's the only one who shall have decent levels of cholesterol at old age!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on January 23, 2014, 02:55:59 PM
debux has high cholesterol.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 24, 2014, 10:42:17 AM
CG gives people high cholesterol disease!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2014, 12:21:09 PM
Khan is the biggest international cause of flu.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 25, 2014, 12:48:54 AM
Jubal has every disease and infection imaginable, but he is immune to them all so he looks normal but don't touch him. It's very likely to kill you.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on February 08, 2014, 12:33:43 PM
The Khan works in a medical company.

Their medicine solve none of your real problems, but they can cause paranoia, hallucinations and dementia! BEWARE!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 08, 2014, 09:41:44 PM
Dimos takes my medicine to cause paranoia, hallucinations and dementia.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 20, 2014, 12:10:56 AM
The Khan also stole the patent for that from Penty.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2014, 02:44:52 AM
And Jubal bought that patent off of me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on February 22, 2014, 06:38:12 PM
The Khan actually owns every patent.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 09:52:48 PM
Othko invented patent law.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 12:51:19 PM
Jubal is too rebel for patents.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2014, 03:19:51 PM
That's not that much of a lie, I can't stand current patent law.

The Khan was originally mean to be the Horse-Farmer but got caught up with some Mongolians and one thing led to another.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 08:09:21 PM
Jubal has huge ears that he can fly with.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 09:30:40 AM
The Khan has a pointy head that doubles up as a burrowing tool.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 11:22:48 AM
Jubal has three eyes, the third one replaces his nose.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Dimos on March 03, 2014, 04:13:56 PM
The Khan lives inside Jubal's face. He's the force behind the man, in fact.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2014, 08:05:20 PM
Dimos is Jubal's runaway nose.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on May 23, 2014, 11:22:48 PM
The Khan eloped with my runaway nose :(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 25, 2014, 09:58:58 PM
Jubal didn't even love his nose anyway.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 01:01:33 AM
The Khan didn't love my nose either and just married it for tax reasons.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 16, 2014, 03:03:54 AM
Jubal didn't even mind. He is his noses pimp.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 01:03:36 PM
The Khan doesn't drink, he only eats.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2014, 09:50:12 AM
Jubal doesn't eat or drink at all. He just produces excrement all day.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on June 17, 2014, 01:53:26 PM
Khan eats only Jubal's excrement.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2014, 09:06:25 PM
CG eats Jubal
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on June 17, 2014, 09:34:08 PM
The Khan doesn't eat; he only drinks.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on June 17, 2014, 09:57:56 PM
Jubal doesn't Khan, he only CGs.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on June 17, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
Pentagathus Pentagathus Pentagathus. Makes sense to me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Pentagathus on June 17, 2014, 10:40:08 PM
True dat.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2014, 12:53:45 AM
Pentagathus feeds his friends to lake monsters.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 23, 2014, 01:27:44 AM
Jubal is the lake monster! :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on June 24, 2014, 05:54:17 PM
Khan is the one stealing the cheese when no one is looking!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 24, 2014, 09:56:46 PM
MoD is giving me the cheese!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on June 27, 2014, 12:04:53 AM
The Khan has too few gifs in his signature
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 27, 2014, 05:32:48 AM
Stormclouds signature is the longest of all Exilian members!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 04:38:31 AM
Khan has so many more posts than me he emails me about it everyday to try to make me angrily return to this site. I only returned once he stopped emailing me and his post rate dropped to below 4 posts per day which i could easily beat.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 04:55:22 AM
Gmd really is a group of ducklings, they jump around on the keyboard when they type. (That would be so cute though. ;D )
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 05:57:16 AM
(HOW DID U KNOW. Us ducklings have to climb up that massive hill everytime we post you know)

Kha i th ducklin tha alway fail t clim an therefor th las lette o ever wor i neve type.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 10:22:09 AM
Gmd doesn't live on Earth. They're a group of space ducklings.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 05:28:45 PM
Khan is currently searching for my ducklings in outer- space. He doesn't want to return to earth without discovering the ancient home world of space ducklings.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 09:40:06 PM
Gmd is secretly planing on a duckling invasion of Earth. They are going to attempt to wipe out human existence.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 11:47:17 PM
Shhh it's meant to be lies.

Khan will be the first to fall in the duckling invasion of earth.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 04:56:10 AM
Gmd never grow old, they will always be yound space pirate ducklings.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on June 30, 2014, 01:46:29 PM
I was almost tempted to upgrade my picture after so many years yesterday. But decided against such lies.

Khan is actually a mature space duck departing his wise words throughout the universe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 09:25:10 PM
Gmd are rebellious, they don't listen to the wise words of father duck of all things.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 02:37:19 AM
Khan's wise words became far to wide spread across the universe. The newest generation of ducklings were forced to rebel against such a singular voice. No one tells the ducklings what to do.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 05:02:51 AM
Gmd are the leaders of all space ducklings, Gmd tells other ducklings what to do.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 12:04:17 PM
Khan tells lies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 10:00:51 PM
Gmd tells full truths.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:30:27 AM
Khan tells truths within his lies, but these truths are also lies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 01:51:12 AM
Gmd tell false truths.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:59:51 AM
Khan tells True Lies.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 02:20:27 AM
Gmd can tell the past!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 04:25:08 AM
Khan once told such a huge lie that it broke the laws of physics and he now controls everything.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 08:52:43 AM
Gmd can tell the future of the past (The present).
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 03:28:11 PM
Khan once gave a present to the past and it created the future.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 09:41:33 PM
Gmd doesn't like his past, so he murdered it.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 10:46:01 PM
Khan once was so nice to his past that it became his future.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 11:40:11 PM
Gmd lives the same day over and over again.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 01:34:42 AM
Khan is a huge part of that day as i am forced to post the same reply to this thread over and over again for eternity.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 02:03:17 AM
Or you could do whatever you like for eternity and there will be no consequences. :P 
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 09:30:48 PM
Oooo i like it.

Khan totally told an outrageous lie about me just then.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 10:21:30 PM
Gmd has never even got this far in his time loop, he's still stuck on the previous few posts.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 03:38:26 AM
Khan is so jel that i broke the laws of my time loop to torment him forever.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 08:28:32 AM
You're saying that now because for us time still goes on, to us it looks like you're continuing to post but for you you're actually stuck in that infinite loop.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 09:01:57 PM
Khan does not understand how i spend around 50 thousand loops of that one day working my time loop to now contain about a week using my newly developed superhuman powers.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2014, 05:21:54 AM
Gmd is creating thousands of alternate realities every time he finishes a loop.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 06, 2014, 06:44:34 PM
In each reality i try to find and kill Khan as i believe he is the one containing me in this time loop.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 07, 2014, 04:03:48 AM
It doesn't matter if Gmd finds me or not because I'm in an alternate reality where Gmd isn't really in a loop.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 07, 2014, 05:15:26 PM
Khan is actually trapped in a time loop he just forgets his previous time loop every time it ends.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 06:51:18 PM
GMD is actually DMG in disguise.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:08:56 AM
Jubal can't comprehend reality, so he goes on Exilian.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 08, 2014, 02:10:20 PM
Khan will forget he learnt my true name of DMG.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:29:59 PM
Gmd has already forgotten his true name.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 09, 2014, 01:19:57 PM
Khan knows my true name
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 01:31:02 PM
Gmd doesn't have a true name.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 01:53:37 PM
Khan once challenged a spider to a fight and lost.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2014, 01:55:38 PM
Gmd ate that spider.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 01:56:47 PM
CG force fed it to me :'(.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2014, 02:11:20 PM
Gmd is now addicted to spiders.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:23:21 PM
CG is a spider dealer.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:45:36 AM
Jubal is a pirate! :o Not the Internet kind, but the 'seven seas' kind. He likes pillaging and plundering.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 12, 2014, 02:19:14 PM
Khan would be in the brig.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:09:48 PM
Khan: this is supposed to be the outrageous lies thread, not the "facts about other members" thread.  :P

GMD is totally sane.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 04:14:06 AM
Jubal is a Megadux in real life as well! :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:23:59 PM
The Khan is a Khan in real life as well!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:36:59 AM
Jubal is a sasquatch. He's really hairy.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:50:14 AM
The Khan is a sciapod, he has one giant foot that he uses to shade himself from the sun.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:03:28 PM
Jubal is the suns son.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:07:57 PM
Khan is the moon's daughter.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:13:45 AM
Jubal is a black hole.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:22:21 PM
Khan once ate his own foot.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:25:06 PM
Gmd once, only once though.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on July 21, 2014, 02:10:01 PM
Khan could not tell a lie about me because i am and have done everything in the universe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:25:51 PM
GMD tells the truth lots in this thread.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: stormcloud on July 25, 2014, 02:22:57 PM
Jubal is a fantastic theramin player
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:21:21 AM
Stormcloud is very active on Exilian.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2014, 10:41:05 PM
Khan knows all the rules of Baldorhen.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2014, 08:42:19 AM
Jubal has never read the terms and conditions of Exilian.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2014, 12:16:40 PM
Khan has read all the governing documents of Exilian many times.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on July 30, 2014, 08:21:28 PM
Jubal didn't write most (if not all) of said governing documents.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on August 01, 2014, 12:01:40 AM
Othko disobeys these documents daily.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on August 04, 2014, 09:22:28 PM
Gmd is the most truthful person in this thread.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:27:50 PM
Othko is the least truthful person in this thread.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Jubal is the least green poster in this thread.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 11:37:04 PM
Othko has never fallen from a high place. Only low places.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 09:41:18 AM
Jubal has never been to low places, he was born in high places.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
The Khan doesn't know what high and low mean because the Tasmangolian plains are so flat they don't have the concept.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 01, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Jubal knows what high and low mean thanks to his upbringing in the towering mountains of Norfolk.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 03, 2014, 09:49:40 PM
Othko is a real being.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2014, 09:32:33 AM
Jubal doesn't have hands. He's typing with his feet!!!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 11, 2014, 02:17:42 PM
Khan can type using his ears.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2014, 10:47:02 PM
Othko can type with his armadillo. (Not swear filtered.)
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2014, 08:07:16 PM
Khan hates fuzzy animals :O
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
Jubal hates Portugal! :o
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 06, 2014, 03:59:02 PM
The Khan hates me  :'(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2014, 06:50:53 AM
Jubal hates the world. He's some sort of super evil villain.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 10:37:35 PM
Khan is featured in the Marvel universe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 02:12:28 PM
Othko is featured in Middle-Earth, and is secretly Bombadil.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:08:55 PM
Jubal is actually Gandalf.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 03:16:50 PM
Othko is actually a hobbit.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:19:51 PM
Jubal has visited me in the Shire.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 19, 2014, 08:21:23 PM
Othko has visited me at number 4 Botolph Lane, in Cambridge.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 22, 2014, 08:29:48 AM
Jubal doesn't even know what or where England even is!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 10:04:09 AM
The Khan does know where England is, and is just unsure of how the rest of the world fits around it.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 04:58:37 AM
Jubal is unsure about himself. Is he really Jubal?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 03, 2015, 12:31:22 PM
The Khan is sure about himself. He's definitely me.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Gmd on January 08, 2015, 06:23:16 PM
Jubal is so sure that Khan is sure that he is himself he must therefore be Khan.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:07:00 PM
Gmd stole those ducks!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2015, 11:50:23 PM
SOTK owned the ducks before they were stolen!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:22:14 AM
Jubal sold the ducks to SotK.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:29:01 AM
Othko kills ducklings for fun.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:40:54 AM
Jubal kills ducklings just to see the life leave their eyes.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:46:11 AM
Othko resurrects zombie ducklings and is forming an army.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:51:34 AM
Jubal has stopped telling lies in the lie thread!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:53:22 AM
Othko is the one of us who always tells the truth, I'm the one who always tells lies!

But am I lying or not?
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:04:03 AM
Jubal's response is always completely random
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:13:02 AM
Othko's is always rationally thought out.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:19:40 AM
Jubal cannot think rationally.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:26:50 AM
Othko cannot. He just cannot.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:28:39 AM
Jubal can't even, only odd.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:36:04 AM
Othko can only multiples of e.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:44:29 AM
Jubal counts in base cube root of 9.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 12:03:21 PM
Othko counts the base. He counts the biscuitty base. He counts the buttery biscuit base.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 12:11:29 PM
Jubal hates biscuits.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 12:12:16 PM
Othko hates tea.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 12:22:01 PM
Jubal is the least active member of Exilian :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 12:40:10 PM
Othko is planning to take over the site.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 02:35:31 PM
Jubal forgot to lie.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 02:53:49 PM
Othko knows whether or not I'm double-bluffing.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on October 05, 2015, 10:44:02 AM
Jubal never single bluffs.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2015, 02:19:59 PM
Othko knows how to pi-bluff.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on October 10, 2015, 10:06:03 AM
Jubal can negative bluff.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on October 10, 2015, 12:28:57 PM
Othko can bluff well enough to fool himself.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:17:45 PM
Jubal's avatar is 100% accurate to life.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2015, 12:27:37 PM
So is Othko's :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 10:43:54 PM
Jubal's lies are the most outrageous in the thread.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:03:51 PM
Othko is secretly working undercover for Donald Trump's world takeover bid.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:07:38 PM
Jubal is secretly Donald Trump's hair.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:09:04 PM
Othko is secretly Ben Carson's lack of hair.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:12:09 PM
Jubal has to wear a toupee, to create the voluminous locks that are Mr Trumps hair.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:42:01 PM
Othko is also the unliving shade of Ben Carson's friend with the magical belt buckle.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:45:37 PM
Jubal wants to build a wall across the Eastern border of the USA to keep the seaweed out.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 10:52:48 AM
Othko is risking the Glorious Bastion Of Democracy's seaweed security. >:(
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 12:25:35 PM
Jubal has no sympathy for seaweed. IT'S ALWAYS DROWNING!
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 12:33:51 PM
Othko is an expert in marine biology :P
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 02:12:27 PM
Jubal is unaware of even the primary organs of the majestic seaweed.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:07:12 PM
Othko is aware, and uses the information only for evil.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on November 26, 2015, 06:47:04 PM
Jubal has no hope of foiling my plan based solely upon seaweed.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2015, 12:50:36 PM
Othko has appreciated all the ramifications of his plan and has definitely not neglected the barnacle quotient.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2015, 10:08:47 AM
Jubal has realised I accounted for the barnacle quotient by decreasing the limpet index.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2015, 12:52:34 PM
Othko has realised that the limpet index is too closely tied to the cephalopod 4500 rating and so could cause the whole maritime economy to collapse.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2015, 02:34:06 PM
Jubal will notice that I've shorted all my stocks already, making billions of sand dollars from the crisis.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2015, 03:37:43 PM
Othko has no idea that I have become elected leader of the sand people's investment corporation. Our traders scare easily, but they are soon back with greater numbers.  ;D
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:33:11 PM
Jubal's people will never recover from this economic crash.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Lady Grey on February 19, 2016, 11:35:36 PM
Othko suffers greatly from accidental self-inflicted injuries from a greataxe.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2016, 07:10:56 PM
Lady Grey managed to get into the same state through misuse of a teaspoon.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:00:59 PM
Judal doesn't actually live in the UK, in fact, he doesn't even live in Europe! :o It's an outrage!!
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Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 01:45:24 PM
The Khan made the above statement because he was having foresight problems and was looking forward to when Brexit has happened and the UK has broken up as a result :(
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 28, 2016, 11:59:38 PM
Jubal isn't active whatsoever. He has a baboon sitting in front of the computer typing all of his stuff while he parties and drinks and picks up tons of chicks all around town, every day, all day and all night.
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Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:39:41 AM
The Khan has a perfectly working computer and is just choosing not to use it. :P
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:12:37 AM
 ::)


Jubal has foot cancer. And it's contagious. But it only transitions through sexual intercourse, making it a STI cancer.
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Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:24:52 AM
Khan is interested in this because he's curating an STI collection, which he keeps by infecting goldfish with every STI he can find.
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Post by: Irongutz on July 29, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
Jubal isn't worried because he has a kink for these kinds of things. Sadly he is conflicted, for he wants to save his foot, and also his life.
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Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:56:45 PM
BearKnight is secretly in the pay of the anteater king.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:32:29 AM
Jubal's IRL name is actually Jubal
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Post by: Pentagathus on July 30, 2016, 04:29:04 AM
Khan hated harambe and was glad he got shot.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:02:43 AM
Pentagathus is only the prince of the Wibulnibs, the king... well, he's hiding among us, plotting in secret while we focus out attention on Pent.
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Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2016, 12:12:12 AM
The Khan is chief boot-polisher of the wibulnibs.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:16:58 AM
Jubal is the latrine master of the Wibulnibs
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Post by: Pentagathus on August 02, 2016, 12:42:26 AM
Umm guys this is the lies thread not the post a secret thread.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:58:45 AM
Pentagathus is Exilian's dirty little secret... wait, that's the truth though. Damn. Wrong thread again.
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Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2016, 11:45:30 AM
The Khan is Exilian's clean little secret.
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Post by: Irongutz on August 03, 2016, 01:39:30 AM
Jubal is exilians expensive dirty secret. He has a red light forum section that is invite only and that only he can see.

whoops, forgot this was meant to be a lie
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 04, 2016, 12:22:09 AM
Ehe, Jubal. Where's MY invite? :(

BearKnight is a fraud. I don't know why or of what, but he is.
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Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 12:40:09 PM
The Khan actually does know why BearKnight is a fraud, but has a gagging order taken out to stop him saying the reason.
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Post by: Irongutz on August 06, 2016, 01:32:42 PM
Jubal is ripping people off for his adult services!
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Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 02:25:59 PM
BearKnight would be doing the same but can't make a profit on it.
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Post by: Irongutz on August 06, 2016, 02:54:23 PM
I thought we were telling lies here jubal. Lies.

Jubal is jealous because I steal all his customers.
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Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2016, 09:15:28 PM
BearKnight writes everything he posts in Svan and then painstakingly translates it before posting. He has no reason for doing this.
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Post by: Irongutz on August 19, 2016, 02:34:27 AM
Jubal wishes his girlfriend was hot like me!
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Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2016, 11:58:53 PM
OgreLord is happy with his girlfriend being at room temperature.
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Post by: Irongutz on August 29, 2016, 12:45:17 AM
Jubal likes to use slavery as an excuse to fuel his severe leather and whipping fetishes!
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Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2016, 01:08:47 AM
OgreLord likes to use slavery for actually enslaving people.
Title: Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
Post by: Tusky on March 22, 2019, 12:08:23 PM
Jubal has NEVER been to Ireland
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Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 02:39:33 PM
Tusky has never met me.
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Post by: comrade_general on March 22, 2019, 09:36:53 PM
Jubal has never been to Ohio.
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Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 10:07:57 PM
Cody has never been to Norfolk.
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Post by: comrade_general on March 22, 2019, 10:22:50 PM
Who?

Jubal thinks the sun is a cube.
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Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 11:05:34 PM
CG is both a bovine and not a bovine simultaneously.
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Post by: comrade_general on March 22, 2019, 11:12:23 PM
Jubal is definitely not a trireme.
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Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 11:26:55 PM
CG is actually uncertified angus beef. His certification is a lie.
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Post by: Tusky on September 05, 2019, 06:03:08 AM
Jubal actually has over 22000 triumphs that he displays in a secret section of the forum that only he can visit.

The triumphs are awarded for broadly non-triumphant things. For example he awards himself one every time he completes a box of fig rolls (his favourite snack). He also awards himself one every time he gets an answer right when watching ITV quiz show "The Chase" (his favourite telly program)
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Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2019, 12:30:04 PM
Tusky lives in permanent fear of ivory hunters.
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Post by: Tusky on October 02, 2019, 08:55:12 AM
Jubal is an ivory hunter
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Post by: Jubal on October 02, 2019, 07:18:45 PM
Tusky is a pangolin trafficker!  :o


 :pangolin:
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Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2019, 12:30:44 PM
Jubal is afraid to ban people from the forum
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Post by: Jubal on October 25, 2019, 01:27:25 PM
Tusky lives in constant fear of being banned from the forum.
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Post by: Tusky on October 31, 2019, 02:09:27 PM
Jubal was once banned from the forum for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds on various threads
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Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2019, 11:48:55 PM
Tusky can't tell Ryan Reynolds and his secret identical twin apart properly.
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Post by: Tusky on November 14, 2019, 01:11:17 PM
Jubal is unable to grow a turnip larger than 5 cm in diameter. He has tried all his life to grow one bigger, like the one in "The giant turnip" but has never been able to.

He once entered his largest effort (4.6 cm) in a famous local vegetable competition. It was particularly notable for featuring the fiercely fought "Titans of turnip" cup. He hoped he might catch a quiet year and win, but was humiliated to be instead awarded a rosette for growing the smallest turnip.
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Post by: Jubal on November 15, 2019, 09:27:02 PM
Tusky was the comptetition judge - it was originally a smallest turnip contest but he changed it to a largest turnip contest at the last moment purely to rob me of my rightful victory. :O
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Post by: Tusky on November 22, 2019, 09:28:01 AM
Jubal does not actually believe that Georigia exists at all, and is secretly attempting to uncover the conspiracy so that he can finally reveal it's true identity
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Post by: Jubal on November 22, 2019, 02:54:50 PM
Tusky juggles lightbulbs and then throws them at seagulls for fun.
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Post by: Tusky on December 10, 2019, 09:40:43 AM
Jubal does not truly appreciate the sinister threat that seagulls pose to us all.
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Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2019, 10:11:10 AM
Tusky is a secret larophobe*.


* From the ancient Greek for gull, which turns out to be laros, hence the latinisation larus being the major current genus of seagulls.
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Post by: Tusky on December 10, 2019, 02:20:26 PM
Jubal stands for "Jam, Unripe bananas and Limes" which are his favourite fruits.
Barca stands for "Balloons, Army-men, Race cars and Autobots" which are his favourite childhood toys.
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Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2019, 09:16:36 PM
Tusky doesn't stand for anything. He has no principles whatsoever.
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Post by: Tusky on December 25, 2019, 10:57:59 PM
Jubal once clapped his hands during the song "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". He was in fact feeling rather down in the dumps
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Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2019, 11:46:43 PM
Tusky gives weed-doped dead mice to his local cats.
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Post by: Tusky on January 01, 2020, 07:33:52 PM
Jubal sings "So Long Farewell" from the sound of music every time he goes to bed, complete with the dance moves from all of the children
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Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2020, 11:19:44 AM
Tusky wakes up each morning by levitating and doing the macarena in mid-air.
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Post by: Tusky on February 11, 2020, 02:03:30 PM
Jubal gets all his jokes from Christmas crackers
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Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2020, 02:12:17 PM
Tusky knows this because he gets his income solely by writing christmas cracker jokes, for which he gets paid in bean cans.
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Post by: Tusky on February 14, 2020, 11:11:48 AM
Jubal has no idea who St. Cyril OR Methodius are!
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Post by: Jubal on February 14, 2020, 04:13:08 PM
Tusky thinks St Cyril is the name of a small cheshire cat who lives in his neighbourhood.
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Post by: Tusky on May 12, 2020, 11:23:25 AM
Jubal has never eaten a cherry pie, being terribly afraid of them. It is a very severe phobia. He must go with someone to shops shop that stock cherry pies so that they can get any non cherry pastries he wants from the offending secton of the shop for him.
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Post by: Jubal on May 12, 2020, 07:16:54 PM
Tusky surrendered when our need was greatest.
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Post by: Glaurung on May 19, 2020, 07:41:22 PM
Jubal has decided to join Hasdrubal the pigeon, and flown off into the city.
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Post by: Jubal on May 20, 2020, 11:02:22 AM
Glaurung ate Hasdrubal :(
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Post by: Othko97 on October 17, 2020, 09:31:54 PM
Only after Jubal cooked Hasdrubal.
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Post by: Tusky on October 17, 2020, 10:19:25 PM
Othko97 used to be Othko246, however he committed a terrible transgression which the othkines could not forgive, and he was demoted appropriately
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Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2020, 11:17:50 PM
Tusky actually doesn't have very big tusks, and the name was given to him as a mocking ironic nickname by the other elephants.