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The Jolly Boar Inn => The Boozer => The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! => Topic started by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM
Ask a stupid question and the next poster gives a stupid answer.

Example:
John Doe: Wheres my computer?

Jane Doe: It got so bored of your posting it decided to jump the moon away from you.

I'll start.

How is it I'm dead.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:10:53 AM
Your dead because you jumped off a cliff.  

How am I still alive?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:12:36 AM
You wouldn't tell me where you lived so I could kill you.

Who am I?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:17:56 AM
You are Makorgis Khan, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of Bob Khan of the Mongol Empire.

Why is Khan still alive?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:22:46 AM
I was frozen in the ice for a few years and now Exilian is up my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson defrosted me so I could pwn people at the great bar-fight

Why is Phoenix still asking questions?

P.S. He was the father of Gangis Khan.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
I'm still asking questions because no one else is active during Australian afternoons. :P  

Why does Makorgis use the much less well known name, Makorgis Khan as opposed to the infinitely more popular Bob Khan?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:35:45 AM
WHOS BOB KHAN!! Oh and its because Batu Khan wasn't long enough.

Wheres Australia?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:38:31 AM
Wait which is your stupid question?  :P
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:55:10 AM
Lol. both.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:55:37 AM
But answer the first properly.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:07:04 AM
Bob Khan is the real father of Genghis Khan.  :P

Australia is where we live.  But there's a reason Tasmania broke off from the mainland. :ninja:

Why did Khan not know who Bob Khan was?  After all you are related to him.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
No. He must have been that that my wife was having an affair with. He died young. To bad for him.

Didn't the main land break of Tasmania not the other way? <<That is my stupid Question
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:28:27 AM
Yes. It did.

Why do people from Darwin smell?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 09:03:18 AM
Because there from Darwin.

Where is the only place your safe?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 10:24:09 AM
Salisbury in SA.  Cause no one lives there. ;)

Why are all our questions about Australia?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 17, 2011, 05:54:37 PM
Because you both so self centred.

Why is the "add topic" button on Exilian so small?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 11:47:17 PM
Cause we're elitist and don't want more worthless topics.  

Why does NightAngel not like us?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 18, 2011, 03:52:18 AM
Because you just called his idea for a new topic "worthless"

Why is it nighttime here, when the rest of the forum has daylight?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Because the world is square.

Where is my keyboard?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 18, 2011, 04:50:45 PM
I stole it and through it into the sun.

What gave Phoenixguard the idea that I don't like you guys?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 19, 2011, 12:47:14 AM
"Because you're both so self centred" ring a bell? :P

What made me think that NightAngel was being serious with his question?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 03:42:36 AM
Because this is a serous question/answer topic.

What made Phoenix think that Nightangel was being serious with his question? :P
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 19, 2011, 11:31:24 AM
Because I used the powers I inherited from the Deceiver to trick you. (I'm running with the whole celestial love child thing by the way.)

Can you feel the love tonight?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Yes. Or maybe it's just cold I'm feeling.

Have you got a computer. (Very stupid question)
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 19, 2011, 05:33:49 PM
No, I'm using an Ipad (actually JK, but I wanted to prove the necroposter wrong  :P )

Why are Nightangel, Phoenixguard and Khan fighting over a cookie that they could split between the three of them?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 21, 2011, 08:18:14 AM
We are taking in turns if you didn't notice.

When will Exilian end?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 21, 2011, 06:47:24 PM
When you become inactive

Don't emoticons ever get tired of making the same action/face forever?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2011, 05:51:33 AM
No. Because there paid $40,000 an hour.

Why is there a bead bunny on my monitor.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
Because your bead Bunny reminds you of Bunneh's superiority

Why are the last six posts only from Khan and me?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 06:09:51 AM
Because necroposting is the best way of war. eg. post wars.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 06:39:01 PM
Why didn't Khan ask a stupid question?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 23, 2011, 08:46:31 PM
Because he forgot.

Where have all the Bunny threads gone?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 06:58:06 AM
To hell and ba.. I mean not back.

Why did I forget to post.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 02:51:21 AM
Because you haven't considered including Bunny in your life, or because you are too busy necroposting

Why is the Exilian page so dark and spooky?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 12:04:41 PM
Because the bunneh has come. DOWN WITH THE BLOODY FURRY BUNNY!! - The Mongolian Hatter

Why did I almost forget to ask again?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 08:19:27 PM
Because you shocked yourself from what you answered.

Why does Khan hate Bunny so much?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:49:10 PM
Because Khans family worshiped the bunneh and bunneh killed the all.

Why doesn't Debux hate the bunneh?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:49:17 PM
Because Khans family worshiped the bunneh and bunneh killed them all.

Why doesn't Debux hate the bunneh?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 26, 2011, 08:14:07 PM
Because he showed me the truth and showered me with meaningful happiness and bliss.

Why are Khan's double/triple posts so common?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Hopit on February 26, 2011, 11:55:14 PM
because you care
why do I care also?...
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on February 27, 2011, 08:22:20 PM
Because you just lost your spoon

Why will my classes start one day before?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 02:23:23 AM
Because your teachers have all lost their spoons.

Why is Debux so obsessed with spoons?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 06:53:35 AM
IDK You the one with all the bird brains. You tell me.

Why is my topic so popular now :P?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 02, 2011, 06:28:53 PM
Because you're now the popular King of teh Beer Cellar. All hail you

Why is my spoon bent?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2011, 06:08:23 AM
Because you stepped on it and slipped knocking all the dust that fell on it and bent it.

Why was it the dust that bent it?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 03, 2011, 10:39:52 PM
Because it was fart dust. It renders all elements except pudding useless or broken

Why is Mark's sig so crowded?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 06:03:56 AM
Because he likes it that way.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 04, 2011, 10:15:29 PM
Why does Khan continuously forget to keep on with teh game?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:30:49 PM
He only remembers the 'stupid question'.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:31:20 PM
Just joking

Wheres Exilian
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 05, 2011, 04:25:54 PM
Exilian is in Willubilania

How does Phoenixguard always think of some real funkeh names?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2011, 09:04:46 AM
The names from the Bible. :P

Where is Willubilania
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 06, 2011, 05:00:46 PM
Willubilania is in one of the pages of the Bible. Sadly, the Bible doesn't integrate 3D, so it's only on a piece of paper, and the inhabitants are limited to live a platform-game life.

Why is Khan the only one that likes to play Forum Games?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2011, 05:50:38 AM
Because he wants to catch up with the time lost away and try to get more post than Phoenix.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 12:07:57 AM
How ever, you forget to ask once again :P

Why doesn't phoenix play with us anymore?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 08, 2011, 05:45:36 AM
14 now in this one. Fellow Necroposter it's because he is not at post war any more.
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 10:55:10 PM
Why does phoenix prefer to take care about his real life instead of starting a whole new era of post wars?

x15 xD
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 10, 2011, 06:36:27 AM
Because he had alot of casualtys in PW1.

Why are we having a post war?

16x YAY!!
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 10, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
Because it's fun while there is no one else willing to necro xD

Why are we counting our consecutive post counts?

x17 lol
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 13, 2011, 09:29:13 PM
Because your egomaniacs?

Do you know the muffin man?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 14, 2011, 09:12:42 PM
I think I did, but he was to busy trying to find his sixth sense under his car, where he said he was sure it had fallen.

Is he nice?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2011, 02:54:39 AM
Unless he is (Nightangle) the evil one that kills awesome post counts; no.

Where is Earth?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 15, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
TENTHOUSAND YEARS away.

What's wrong with killing post combos?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 16, 2011, 12:58:16 AM
Nothing is wrong. But then again, nothing is right. *dramatic look and music*

Why is my head full of random?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2011, 06:19:32 AM
Because it's in your blood.

Why did Nightangle say 'TENTHOUSAND YEARS away.' instead of 'TEN THOUSAND LIGHT YEARS away.'?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 16, 2011, 05:22:09 PM
Because in the future time measures distance and distance measures time.

How many roads must a man walk down?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 17, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
The ones he chooses.

How many roads are there to choose from?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 17, 2011, 10:32:05 PM
None. "The way is shut" (It was damn hard to find the exact quote for that, I couldn't remember it well)

Why are the Lord of the Rings movies probably the best adaptations (book to movie)?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2011, 06:04:10 AM
Because it's awesome.

Why is it that Debux and I are the only ones participating in this Necro War?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 18, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
Because the rest of us are mature adults.

What do you get if you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2011, 09:17:11 AM
Someone stupid enough to try to work it out. XD (That was a smart one :P )

Why did Nightangle think that we're stupid?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 19, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
Because I'm so smart you seem dumb in comparison.

What is it to love?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 20, 2011, 11:50:37 AM
I have lots of answers but your stupid to ask because it means that you don't know.

When will death come for me?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 20, 2011, 01:32:01 PM
When I become bored of you.

How can I grow my business?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on March 20, 2011, 09:49:51 PM
By growing some weed in your backyard

Why don't I have enough internets time?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 21, 2011, 09:28:29 AM
Because your with Do-Do.

Can I please have some Waffles? Sorry, I mean carrots?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 01:10:47 PM
You can have some carrotwaffles.

Is there even such a thing as a carrotwaffle?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 22, 2011, 05:05:27 PM
Yes. Yes there is.

At what point does the internet finally devour your soul?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 06:09:45 PM
When you go on 4chan...

Or does that not count as a stupid answer?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 23, 2011, 07:13:24 AM
No it isn't not and stupid answer.

Whats pie?
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:04:13 PM
A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough casing that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients.

What kind of pie is the best? xD
Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:23:03 AM
3.14

Why am I typing to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Death Nade on June 09, 2011, 01:47:14 AM
is that a stupid question? O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 09, 2011, 01:53:57 AM
Everyone. Welcome Death Nade. He is my Best Friend in RL. He is awesome and will make a good contribution to the now active members of Exilian. Welcome.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 09, 2011, 03:17:11 AM
Is that a question? O_o

(ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer) ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Death Nade on June 09, 2011, 08:39:42 AM
Lol, yes it was a question.

Why ask if the stupid question was a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 09, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
Because he wants a stupid answer?  And another Aussie I presume? Welcome.

Why does Khan necropost?  So much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 03:04:10 AM
Because he wants to impress Death Nade

Why does Phoenixguard want to emulate Khan?
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Post by: Death Nade on June 10, 2011, 03:44:22 AM
Because khan has a large area of land under is control and is rich.

why does debux have a rapping cat gif ?
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 04:14:57 AM
Because both Debux and the DJ-Cat are awesome.

Why does Death Nade have an unhealthy obsession with owls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 04:34:25 AM
Because he found it in the Wallpapers folder that someone put on his Portable Hard Drive.

Why does PG09 have a wild obsession with Hippagrifs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 10, 2011, 11:27:43 AM
I do not. It is in fact, a Gryphon. 

Why does Mark have a wild fixation on Tasmangolians?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
I am one. :P

Where does the world end and begin?
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Post by: Death Nade on June 10, 2011, 04:46:52 PM
Actually if the world ends, to you it would end wherever you were/are currently standing whereas for others there world would end wherever they happen to be. And it would begin when your mum gives birth :P

Why are there for some reason almost 3200 members yet only about 15 or so are active?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
Because we're so cool that we don't let the other participate. We delete their posts. They're like our serfs, doing our laundry and sometimes playing chess in the back yard.

Why doesn't CA want to make the TW as easily moddable like it was with the older games?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2011, 09:31:43 PM
Becuz they're jelly that we can make it better. (actually there's probably some truth to that)

Why is the rum gone?
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Post by: Jubal on June 10, 2011, 09:41:54 PM
Because they're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

Why are they taking the hobbits to Isengard?
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Post by: Gen_Glory on June 10, 2011, 09:45:50 PM
to see gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him

why do I much desire to speak to him?
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Post by: Captain Carthage on June 11, 2011, 12:11:13 AM
You require him to testify in court.

One must never look in the eye of _______?

Fill in the blank.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Death Nade on June 17, 2011, 02:13:43 PM
MEDUSA!!!

Why did Nightangel feel the need to squash an upcoming ramble on about the creatures and people withing the pages of the book we all know as...LORD OF THE RINGS!.!.!
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Post by: Captain Carthage on June 17, 2011, 03:30:36 PM
It would have angered mother.

Do you know the Muffin Man?
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Post by: Gen_Glory on June 17, 2011, 07:13:26 PM
the muffin man?

who lives on dury lane?
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Post by: debux on June 17, 2011, 08:50:40 PM
Dury does

Why isn't the Spanish Inquisition expected?
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Post by: Gen_Glory on June 17, 2011, 10:15:28 PM
because one of their chief weapons is surprise

How much does a witch weigh? (keeping to python humour here)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:48:10 AM
If she weighs the same as a duck it means she is made of wood and therefore will burn because she is a witch.  Of course we can't build a bridge out of her because you can also do that with stone.

How do we know that the Earth is in fact, bannana-shaped?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 02:37:50 AM
Because I ate a hole straight through the center.

Why did PG09 use a weapon from Morrowind in his signature. (The Ban-Hammer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 05:10:09 AM
Because I didn't know it was a Morrowind weapon. I've never even played Morrowind, hence why I was unnaware of the connotations.

Why is teh rum always gone?
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Post by: comrade_general on September 18, 2011, 02:20:40 PM
Because pirates are bloody and have to use it to constantly disinfect themselves.

Can I have a cheeseburger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 02:51:27 PM
No. Obviously.

Why can I not be a bad llama?
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Post by: Dimos on September 18, 2011, 08:44:02 PM
because you are not Aztec...  [ ??? ]

Why can't I become Emperor of Atlantis?  >:( hehheheheh  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 19, 2011, 05:08:03 AM
Because Atlantis has always been a kingdom. No emperors. Only kings.

Why can't we have a grand-almighty-mega ruler of Australia? Yes that's right. I want a dictatorship. :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on September 23, 2011, 04:47:39 AM
Because Australians are posterity of Ancient, DEMOCRATIC athens and they don't like people like Julius Ceasar [DICTATOR] because they are not Roman-minded !  :o

Which is the best way to create an island with almost no money?  ;)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 23, 2011, 09:09:29 AM
The UK.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How does one burn a Dinowitch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2011, 08:57:34 PM
Start from the inside.

Why is the sky green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Death Nade on September 26, 2011, 08:16:13 AM
Somethings wrong with your retinas.

Why does the ground look so horrible when i look up :O
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Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2011, 06:34:21 PM
Because you broke gravity.

Why don't my biscuits soak up your tea?
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Post by: Ladyhawk on October 02, 2011, 05:08:58 PM
Because the tea decided it was too awesome for your biscuts and doesnt want anything to do with them.

Why have I grown wings and terrible harpy talons?
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Post by: Captain Carthage on October 02, 2011, 11:05:40 PM
Me and my awesome magic of course.

Why do I do the things I do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 02, 2011, 11:09:15 PM
Because your that damn swish ^^

Why does my cat hate me? :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 04, 2011, 02:07:57 AM
Because she's clever, ya know...

Why does my motorbike need petrol to moove?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 10:13:42 AM
Because it's water broke.

Why is there a horse in the background for the Europe 1080 banner.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 09, 2011, 10:36:32 AM
They didn't have cars back then.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 12:02:14 PM
Because

What co-ordinates are Earth located at in the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2011, 12:07:24 PM
0,0, because humans invented the co-ordinate system so we can start where we damn well please.

Why can't I make fireballs spurt from my hands?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 12:13:41 PM
Because you forgot to lather on the petrol.

Is there more than one active girl on this forum?

P.S. Have you read my poem yet Jubal? :D
P.P.S. I first join Exilian for the Mount and Blade part of the Forum than the Beer Cellar and now... XD
P.P.P.S. Where is your sig Jubal? Newbies won't know what the first part of mine means without it. :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:39:54 AM
No. No there is not.

Purple my blortch nogget?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 10, 2011, 04:22:39 PM
Because hrigglefishes are blue. Obviously.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
Because there is no question.

Wheres the Punk in Steam Punk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:18:08 AM
At the end.

Where is the where in nowhere?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 09:47:35 AM
There is none... with the space it's "now here"

Whats the name of Australia.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 01:47:43 AM
Bob.

What would you name a wombat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 05:52:35 AM
After our awesome ass country. Bob.

What is a "an"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 05:56:53 AM
Bad grammar in that case.

What is the capital of Assyria?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 07:15:44 AM
Aisa
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 20, 2011, 12:05:37 AM
Khan, make a question as well, please  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2011, 03:40:00 AM
No. XD

Can you please direct me to the closest planet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 23, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
Welcome to planet Earth. Enjoy your stay. It's going to be long, hard and boring...

Will I ever make it home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 23, 2011, 11:32:01 AM
Only if you use the country road.

What do you do when the lies are true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 23, 2011, 06:39:07 PM
WARNING! EPIC POST FOLLOWS

That's when you... simply tell the truth to your mum. You broke the sweet Jar, right?  ;D

Why is this room ready to collapse?  :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 24, 2011, 08:10:24 AM
Cause I touched it.

Why is that flower staring at me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 26, 2011, 11:07:27 AM
Because it's in love with you! -Plants have feelings, lassie-

Why I am replying too quickly?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 29, 2011, 03:53:47 AM
If you think about the other post for too long than you wouldn't get as many posts in.

What if the answer isn't stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2011, 01:42:40 PM
Then it's clearly the opposite of maybe, which is perhaps.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 01:45:59 AM
32 geometric tons each time.

Why is Tamriel Rebuilt so awesome. (That is a stupid question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on November 07, 2011, 03:34:17 PM
Because you are its builder!

Why is french cheese smelly?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 07, 2011, 10:20:13 PM
Because it never takes a bloody shower, no matter how many times to tell it too.

Why do pools have to be full of water and not ice-cream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 09, 2011, 08:10:08 AM
Because I'm taller than you.

Because you are its builder!
I know thats a stupid answer but still, I'm not. Province: Cyrodiil on the other hand... not that either... yet. I'm still working on my showcase.

Why is me so cool? ;D <That is not a fault in my grammar. It's meant to be there>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:29:38 PM
He ever gave you that idea? lies and rubbish all :) ( that really was a stupid question :D)

Why am i always replying to The khan instead of someone in a different more interesting time zone?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on December 23, 2011, 10:47:12 PM
Potatoes. Suddenly, potatoes.

Why do girls change?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on December 23, 2011, 10:52:06 PM
Yo dawg, you can put one girl next to another, so the change ricochets back, and then you can still drive while it's all happening. It's a cool story, bro.

Isn't it true that Santa = Satan? Same letters same guy, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on December 23, 2011, 10:56:34 PM
Yep, that's true. BTW. Tom Marvolo Riddle = I am Lord Voldemort (http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1152462_o.gif).

Why can't I paint like a pro?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on December 31, 2011, 06:15:07 PM
Because you have no thumbs, you silly wolf.

Why is DLing so complicated in Germany?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on December 31, 2011, 10:48:22 PM
Punishment. ;)

My question is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMZBcJRAXQ&t=7s
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on January 10, 2012, 12:18:44 AM
The reply is ''Beacause'' ! You video-guy!

Why can't my duck fly?  :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on January 11, 2012, 04:45:02 PM
Because you're still holding it from it's leash, which you left my pet rock in charge. Poor duck is getting strangled by an inanimate object!

Why is Germany so crappy and has stupid GEMA BS not letting you see music videos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2012, 07:17:29 PM
Because because because because because of the wizard of Oz!

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 12:53:53 PM
Because because because because because the wizard of Oz is dead!

When?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on April 01, 2012, 11:26:14 PM
1984.

How?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2012, 09:27:05 AM
He turned into a Zombie!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 02, 2012, 06:02:55 PM
Jubal married his sister!

And what happened next?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 02, 2012, 07:14:19 PM
Then the opera ended, we stopped singing and could go back to normality again.

What is normality?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 03, 2012, 12:34:09 AM
The opposite of perpetuality.

What is the color of green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 03, 2012, 12:35:56 PM
Nothing. Colours do not really exist!

What are french fries made of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 03, 2012, 01:28:12 PM
The French people. They use a blender than solidify them.

Where's the capitol of Mars located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 03, 2012, 11:00:36 PM
South of Baltimore.

I saved the real answer for my question:

What's in Uranus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on April 04, 2012, 12:00:34 AM
Gas.

Why am I cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2012, 07:41:46 AM
Because the sun is too close to the Earth.

When is it today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on April 04, 2012, 08:25:56 AM
Now.

When is tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Carthage on April 04, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
The day after yesterday.

What time is the time before the time before time which then creates time while being a time itself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2012, 01:02:33 PM
Today at 10:00:33 AM

Where is the time located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 04, 2012, 11:03:17 PM
I have it...

What is the airspeed velocity of a cooked potato?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 05, 2012, 08:39:06 AM
1 km... PER MILLISECOND!!!

Where is there located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on April 05, 2012, 09:43:23 AM
Over there.

Why do I have to go to this meeting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 05, 2012, 11:40:15 AM
To eat... you did say meating... right?

What's the name of the Universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 05, 2012, 11:42:07 AM
It's called Serpantine

How do I climb to Mars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 05, 2012, 12:28:27 PM
Have Serpantine give you a ride.

Where does the end of the beginning begin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 06, 2012, 12:46:24 AM
If you fold the piece hamburger style then take a bite out of it, it starts just to the left of the mark left by your right lateral incisor.

What the portugal?
(that was my question) :)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 06, 2012, 01:49:23 AM
It flue to the hospital (Pun intended) after it exploded... spontaneously.

Is there a way to stop Russia from takig over the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 07, 2012, 11:05:55 PM
KILL IT WITH MUFFINS.

Is there a way to allow Russia to take over the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2012, 06:01:47 AM
Give them killer muffins... FROM MUFFIN HELL!!!

What is a finger.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 11, 2012, 12:14:47 PM
A forklift. ;D

What is a thumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2012, 12:49:09 PM
A chair lift.

What is the definition of "Exilian"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 11, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
It means ''Formerly Ill Ian'' Ex-ill Ian''  :)

How can you destroy a strawberry?  ::)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on April 11, 2012, 07:20:49 PM
Throwing it to muffin hell!

Would you rather I asked this question, or someone else did?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 11, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
What question?

Why do people scream when you try to kill them using a spoon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 11, 2012, 10:55:32 PM
Because Silverwolf has flooded youtube with some videos that show himself killing a poor man with it! And again and again again, again and again, again and again!

What's the best way to destroy a spoon? 
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Post by: comrade_general on April 11, 2012, 11:37:10 PM
Throw it in with the salad forks.

When can I stop typing this sentence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 12, 2012, 12:19:17 AM
When you manage to type a ♫.

When did I stop typing this sentence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 16, 2012, 05:08:46 PM
Before I answered it.

Which is the quickest way to write a poem?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 16, 2012, 05:49:11 PM
Plagiarise.

What isn't the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 16, 2012, 07:34:04 PM
It certainly isn't equal to 0.

Can one ruler really rule them all? (We're talking about a ruler in metric units.)
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Post by: Jubal on April 16, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
If we make it King of all Rulers, yes.

Is a car better than a meerkat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 17, 2012, 06:43:20 AM
No, a whale is bigger than both. :P

Is a Khan better than a King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 19, 2012, 02:48:33 PM
No doubt he is... Who prefers houses than Yurts? Who prefers green European pastures than Asian wastelands? Who prefers Taking prisoners than killing whole Cities? None! All prefer to be Barbarian Khans and Khagans!

Is a King better than an Aristocrat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
No, because he's a turtle.

Who is the wobbliest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 08, 2012, 11:09:04 PM
The stencil guy.

What does red mixed with string make?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 10, 2012, 07:03:13 AM
Bloody Spaghetti!

What happens when you put wood with fire with water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 10, 2012, 04:11:27 PM
A chair burns and it does not burn at the same time.

What's to happen if I move my finger one inch?  :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 10, 2012, 11:12:51 PM
Your head would turn inside out. :(

When does the color three begin when it is cold outside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 11, 2012, 01:56:23 PM
When the number "C" eats it's morning lunch for afternoon breakfast before the after early morning.

When is the world NOT going to end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 11, 2012, 04:06:34 PM
Yesterday it's not going to happen, 100% scientifically confirmed.

Where is the Lion that eats strawberry pies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 12, 2012, 02:32:45 AM
:( Eating my strawberry pies. :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on May 14, 2012, 02:58:24 PM
What happened to Khan's stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on May 14, 2012, 03:43:29 PM
He ate it in the absence of his strawberry pies.

What happened to my stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 14, 2012, 10:20:00 PM
It ran away with my strawberry pie.

Where is the ground located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 14, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
Somewhere between here and eternity. (stupid answer?)

Which way is up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 15, 2012, 07:05:41 AM
The way which isn't not down from the location of below the sky (what?).

What is a state of being?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 16, 2012, 12:12:00 AM
Seriously, a state of continuous becoming...

Stupid-ly it's a state of immobility of the whole!

What is the best way to become a philosopher?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 16, 2012, 01:15:10 AM
Buy a hamburger but don't eat it.

Why is it that every time I go to think of a stupid question for this game I always first think of "Why is the rum gone?"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 16, 2012, 09:39:08 AM
Because... I'M THE KING OF RUM AND YOU LOVE TO BOW TO ME!!!!

Why is there a clock on my computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 16, 2012, 02:34:10 PM
Because it fell off your wall...

Why there are Window frames made of Aluminium?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 16, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
Because if they were made of lead than you'd die.

Where's the fun in that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 17, 2012, 07:31:07 PM
Somewhere in outter space.

What's the best way to dig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 18, 2012, 07:03:21 AM
With your fists. ;)

Where is my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 29, 2012, 10:19:05 PM
It was eaten by the Lion that ate the strawberry pies as a desert.

What's to happen if all gases are set free?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 30, 2012, 02:17:11 PM
Saturn turns into a black whole and swallows the Milky Way up.

How is everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2012, 10:11:41 PM
AWESOME.

Who am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on May 31, 2012, 03:23:54 PM
The Basileus of England.

What is the truth of society?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 31, 2012, 03:47:13 PM
That THE MUFFINS ARE ALL GONE.

What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 31, 2012, 11:17:14 PM
This.

Why do birds suddenly appear? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6inwzOooXRU)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 31, 2012, 11:26:39 PM
Because they have nowhere to dig to. China is too far away.

What is the definition of Pi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:40:49 PM
A really nice food substance.

Why is there a ruler on my door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 03:49:38 PM
Because his rebellious people nailed him there.

Why is the rum always gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:53:33 PM
Because the guy who drank it is a very sexy man.

Why did my glasses break?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 03:54:31 PM
Because you crushed them against my chest last weekend when we hugged.

Why does everything spin when I stand up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:55:39 PM
Because I'm that damn good ;)

Why do I not get to hug you more? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
Because you're that damned good. ;)

Why is there no Coke either?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:57:49 PM
Cause I'm that damn good ;D

Why have I got a pillow on my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 03:58:41 PM
Because I am that damned good. :P

Why does my keyboard make funny clicking noises? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:59:26 PM
Because I am that damn good ;)

Why does my back hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 04:00:39 PM
BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMNED GOOD! HAHAHAHA! YES I WIN THIS ROUND TOO LADYHAWK!

Why is it that I win wars with such effortless ease? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
Only because I let you dear ;)

Why does the woman always have the upper hand? ;)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 04:02:50 PM
Because guys are inherently more vulnerable. :P

Why do I not understand that I will lose eventually?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 04:03:55 PM
Because you are male ;)

Why are guys so easy to manipulate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 03, 2012, 12:12:47 PM
Because they just like to make you think that. ;)

Why do girls like guy so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on June 03, 2012, 08:59:08 PM
Which guy?

Really, who is that guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 03, 2012, 09:26:30 PM
Gman

Why doesn't my bloody cold want to go away?! I've had it for like a week, we have almost autumn weather (and it's almost mid-winter in reality), but it's still there!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 03, 2012, 10:51:16 PM
Because you haven't told it goodbye.

It that cat being a DJ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 04, 2012, 02:20:09 AM
It's a gansta rapper...  :o

What does a gangsta rapper cat eat?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2012, 03:41:55 AM
Hobo mice

What is a Hobo mouse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 04, 2012, 06:19:41 AM
A mouse that has a hobby... [For example diss raping against the Gansta raping cats]

What's the best way to get a concert ticket for free?  :P   :P  :P  :P  :P [I want one!]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2012, 07:33:08 AM
Dig a ticket mine.

How deep would you have to dig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on June 04, 2012, 08:02:45 AM
That depends on the ticket.

Why do I have Hay Fever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:55:54 AM
Because the grass needs water to shrink. O.o

Whats a dog called?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on June 04, 2012, 01:47:58 PM
Hot dog.

Why are porcelain dolls so creepy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2012, 02:52:56 PM
Because they say nasty stuff about Exilian.

What's a porcelain doll?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on June 04, 2012, 02:57:08 PM
Really creepy spawns of devil.

Why do I hear thunder strikes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 04, 2012, 05:43:17 PM
Because you are nuts!

Why do I see blue and yellow dots all over the trees? [hey, that's indeed very very stupid!!  :D]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 06, 2012, 02:31:31 AM
Your on Jupiter and you have a purple dog that effects your eye site to see those dots as blue and yellow instead of Red and Green.

Why do I hear Lightning strikes? ;)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 09, 2012, 02:16:50 AM
Because maybe you're trying to get someone to reply in an internal joke that you have with such person, but I choose to answer stupidly.

(Yeah, today I'm speaking Engrish)

Why can't I talk coherently in any language today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 09, 2012, 02:26:13 AM
Because French is too much, German is too less and European is too annoying.

Where is my questionable answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 09, 2012, 10:36:47 PM
Where is my questionable answer?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Why can't I even think straight today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2012, 12:54:05 AM
Think vertical or horizontally instead.

Where is my sanity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2012, 01:02:54 AM
Bend over and I'll show you.

Why are boobs good? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=een355zbbmM)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2012, 03:34:51 AM
Because they produce the stuff that the ground needs to grow...

Why is that the best answer I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 10, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
Because it's 3.39 am here :P

How did time fly away so fast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2012, 12:16:14 PM
Because you through the clock out the window.

Where is death?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 10, 2012, 07:52:36 PM
Throwing 'nades.

Why are my puns so lame?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2012, 08:42:28 PM
You didn't use enough baking powder.

Why is it so damn hot outside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 10, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
Because we stopped having summer weather down here (when we should be almost in the middle of winter), so all the wrold-heat relocated right to your house/apartment.

Why is "The Nausea" from Sartre such a hard read?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 11, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Because you always get dizzy at the start of the chapters.

Why is a Stargate called a worm hole?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 12, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Because all other names were already registered...

Why do I look the sky only when it has no sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2012, 11:17:45 PM
Because you'd rather look at it when it has a daughter. ;)

How do magnets work?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 13, 2012, 01:25:39 AM
By pulling this lever and pushing this button.

How is it that every time I return to Exilian there is no other active members other than who was already there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 14, 2012, 03:39:26 AM
Because you're doing an awful recruitment job :P

Why is facebook so armadilloty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 14, 2012, 07:22:07 AM
Because the logo is blue.

Why is it blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 17, 2012, 02:51:59 AM
Because it's a disgusting colour that induces terminal vomiting.

Why would I say such thing from my favorite colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2012, 03:50:05 AM
Because you secretly despise your favorite colour.

What is my favorite colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on June 17, 2012, 04:23:23 AM
Your favorite colour is POTATO

Why can't I make it look as if I'd say "POTATO" really fast and with an asiatic accent?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2012, 05:28:37 AM
Because it's the Internet.

Where is that when it wasn't not here for the than and there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 29, 2012, 03:01:05 PM
It's 10 yards away from your backyard,

What's the best way to calm a furious inguana?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2012, 03:40:30 PM
...A shotgun.

Wer is my spilleng gon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 30, 2012, 05:22:29 PM
it's gone shooting with the said shotgun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77MshQoyP0



Which is the most beatiful girL in the worLd??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 01, 2012, 02:23:49 AM
Lizzy Lee?

Why did it take me so long to come up with the a lame name?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2012, 05:39:38 AM
Because you've got an awesome imagination.

Why did I just do that!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on July 01, 2012, 08:06:38 AM
Because you too have an awesome imagination.

Why did Khan use exclamation marks instead of question marks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2012, 09:19:27 AM
Because he's awesome???

Why is that there of when it was not here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 13, 2012, 10:21:30 AM
It's in a tunel under your house!  ;)

Who is the best man below earth??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
Me, in the tunnel under my house. ;)

What's dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 13, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
It's "daed", but written the other way around.

Why doesn't PH09 like me anymore? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 14, 2012, 04:03:26 AM
Because you turned into Dimos. ;D

What's a Guangzhou?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 15, 2012, 12:09:11 AM
It's what your name is going to turn into if you are going to continue calling me Dimos (it really gets confusing in the thread that we both "Dimos"' post lol )

What is Guangzhou, but for real now? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 15, 2012, 04:03:01 AM
A random word I found in the Opera spell check when I right click on a word that I forgot... I'll call you Somid than.

What is the Max Population of Exilian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 15, 2012, 08:41:57 PM
The population of Exilian is defined by the amount of inhabitants found in the precise moment (yes, the same second you're reading this on) in China, divided by the word "Exilian". As you can see, everything is defined by what happens in China.

Why is Worms Reloaded such a disgrace to the Worms Saga?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 15, 2012, 09:42:17 PM
Because it is only RE-loaded. A Worms Loaded game would've been much better.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 16, 2012, 03:07:04 AM
Why did Khan, after given such a stupid question, never made a equally good stupid question after it? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2012, 07:16:19 AM
Because my Internet love messing with me >:(

Who does the Internet love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 17, 2012, 02:07:24 AM
I think there is a much better question, that could answer yours: "What is love?" (http://youtu.be/VVmbhYKDKfU)

So yeah, what is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on July 17, 2012, 06:52:48 AM
An amazing song.

What is life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2012, 09:59:45 AM
An amazing board game. ;)

What is the answer to this forum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 17, 2012, 07:18:36 PM
Potato.

Why didn't I make myself lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2012, 09:24:59 PM
Because the Exilian Potato stole it.

Why is it that I always seem to do something wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 18, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
Because you forgot to do your hourly praise to the Exilian Potato.

Why are Potatoes starting to become popular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 18, 2012, 11:33:33 PM
Because from such seeds are memes born.

Or perhaps from such potatoes.

Why doesn't the world go around the sun in a rectangle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Pentagathus on July 18, 2012, 11:47:51 PM
Because the pagan god known as Fisicks likes it that way.
Why did I forget to post a question last time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on July 19, 2012, 06:27:07 AM
Because the regular rules do not apply to the King of the Wibulnibs.

Why can't I think of any questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 19, 2012, 02:29:37 PM
Because the King of the Wibulnibs stole the one you were about to post in the post before yours.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Pentagathus on July 19, 2012, 03:03:53 PM
And he has stolen your question too, mwahahahahahahaha.
Find me a new fantasy novel to enjoy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 20, 2012, 02:07:12 AM
Because it wasn't a question.

What is the King to do when he can't see a sword?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 20, 2012, 11:29:38 PM
He can peel potatoes

Why do I like to spam potatoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 21, 2012, 03:32:55 AM
So people can mash them for the Kings dinner.

What does the king do in his spare time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 22, 2012, 01:00:47 PM
He goes hunting in his bathroom... He tries to find the Royal Spider!

So what does a pangolin do when he meets an armadillo? [That's Jubal's sphere of interest, he might kniow about it...]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 22, 2012, 01:27:38 PM
Calls the King to deal with him. ;D

Where is the King when he's hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 22, 2012, 11:54:48 PM
In the stable. He has very un-common tastes.

What do the horses think of the King eating their food (and the "leftovers" of it)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 23, 2012, 08:12:27 AM
That it's very nice of him. They can't eat it all by themselves.

Why does the King have such a bad taste in food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 23, 2012, 06:32:35 PM
Because you're too fuzzy and aren't willing to try new things (hay is delicious! I don't know about the other though)

Why doesn't Khan like hay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 23, 2012, 07:46:27 PM
In fact he does like hay...

When is Khan eating his hay snack? Dinner or Breakfast?  :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 23, 2012, 09:23:31 PM
Whenever the King does. ;D

What country is the King a war with?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 25, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Portugal ;D

Why does the king hate portugal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 25, 2012, 08:45:47 AM
Because it fills his country with shrapnel.

How does the King resolve this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 25, 2012, 08:54:32 AM
Because it fills his country with shrapnel.

How does the King resolve this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 26, 2012, 03:22:55 AM
By spamming the forums (with a double post *whistles* )

How can the King stay as governor, when all he does is spend time on the computer and in the stables?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
He uses the Khan's trusted Mercenaries, which guard his throne from possible rebels or pretenders...

''Khan Save the King'' is the Anthem BTW and it's sung by the ''Copulation Revolvers''.

Who is the lead singer of the Copulation revolvers??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 30, 2012, 11:18:08 PM
His name is a secret. He is only known as "The long appendage of the procreational law".

Why are butt pirates butt pirates?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on July 30, 2012, 11:51:04 PM
Because or else they'd be pirate boots (ha!)

How can some puns be so lame?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 14, 2012, 01:40:02 AM
Because they can't walk under their own power. (I figured a lame pun about lame puns was in keeping with the conversation. :P )

Why can't lame Punpuns walk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 16, 2012, 11:02:09 AM
Because they don't want to.
Why don't I have more then 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on August 18, 2012, 03:04:33 AM
*cough cough* SJdG, you forgot to answer PG's question :P *more casual coughing*

Mostly because... you didn't answer PG's question ;D Serves you right!

Why am I sneezing so bad?! (I've used almost like 50 mts, or 160 feet, of toilet paper in one afternoon. WHAT IT WRONG WITH ME WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME NOSE I DONT UNDERSTAND)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 18, 2012, 05:56:05 AM
Because it's always Jubal's fault!

Why is there a spider in Exilian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 18, 2012, 08:56:53 AM
*Edited other post*
Because the spider wants to be in Exilian.
Why aren't I god?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 18, 2012, 12:57:16 PM
Because the earth would be doomed.

Where did the rest of my body go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 18, 2012, 01:25:05 PM
You're standing on it.

What is a weird name like feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 18, 2012, 11:08:43 PM
Hands?
Why aren't I a KAG guard? (which I am guessing only Khan can answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
(Well you're lucky than)
Because you don't have feet. ;)

Why isn't his name ImAwesome like it is on the other forum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 19, 2012, 06:06:28 AM
Cuz he forgot how to spell it.

Why did he choose Sir J de Gamer as his new name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 19, 2012, 06:18:40 AM
Because I wanted to use it.
Why do I suck at KAG?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 07:31:17 AM
Because you don't have the Exilian crew to help you out or as we like to call ourselves, The E-Team (http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=1180.0).

What compelled us to do such a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on August 20, 2012, 10:37:44 PM
Because Portugal was about to asplode :P

Why is Khan spamming again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 10:13:21 AM
Because he got a sudden urge to... WIN THE GAME!! (I just lost the game)

What is there that's when we're over here to see that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 22, 2012, 10:17:08 AM
The last thing you'll ever see.

Why is my chair so low?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 11:19:21 AM
Because the Exilian Spider (http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=1133.msg51693#msg51693) did it!

What is it doing that for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 23, 2012, 11:10:03 AM
It wants to frame you.

Where is dat Exilian Spider?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 23, 2012, 11:16:53 AM
I think it's hanging around the wasteland of what's left of the Mount and Blade modding section.

Why is that place so dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on August 23, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
Cause peasant with petrified piece of wood can knock fully armored knight unconcious.
Who gave petrified wood to M&B population?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 24, 2012, 12:03:48 PM
The spider

What is petrified wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on August 24, 2012, 01:43:26 PM
Dunno, but it tastes like chicken.
Does everything taste like chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on August 25, 2012, 02:10:38 AM
Because chicken is good. Just look at KFC

Why do the good music groups always dissolve or evolve into something less epic then they were one time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 29, 2012, 10:25:16 PM
Because DJ cat made them watch him more and practice less.

Why do woodchucks chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 30, 2012, 07:39:19 AM
Because they're woodchucks.

Is De Gamer a woodchuck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 30, 2012, 08:28:00 AM
Dunno, not sure if I have ever chucked wood at something.
(yes I do know what wood chucks actually do, this is a joke)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on August 30, 2012, 12:05:39 PM
Bruce Lee
Should I have Armadillo for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on August 31, 2012, 08:46:18 AM
Only if you share.

Will Ashan share?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 01, 2012, 11:26:25 PM
Share his food, no. Share his soul, yes.

Why are potatoes so delicious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 02, 2012, 12:31:44 AM
Because they fall from the sky and are made of crystallized star dust. (http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Suddenly_677232_1342933.jpeg)

Why is "all together" spelled separate and "separate" is spelled all together?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on September 02, 2012, 12:41:30 AM
Because it is altogether stupid.

What's that noise? (hint: it's the TV)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on September 02, 2012, 02:31:18 AM
It's the lawnmover (yes, mover).
Any1 want some cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on September 04, 2012, 09:34:56 AM
Sure.

Anyone have crackers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 08, 2012, 01:53:38 AM
Potatoes here.

Does feet have one foot or many feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on September 08, 2012, 03:35:10 PM
She has turnip.
What's the diference between a turkey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 08, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
The "between" part. Turkeys don't know how to speak.

How can you relate these two totally unrelated sentences?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Ashanorath on September 08, 2012, 10:16:37 PM
With some string.
Are potatoes amphibious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 09, 2012, 12:13:57 PM
Only if properly submerged.

Where are my wings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on September 10, 2012, 01:53:46 AM
They were eaten by your kitten...  ;)

Why I can't Sing the song that whales sing during the reproduction period??????  ???  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 11, 2012, 01:00:06 AM
Because Whales can't stand the Mediterranean climate you live in. That's why your vocal chords can even come close to imitating it (although it would be funny if you'd try ;D )

Why is Dimos thinking about female Whales?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on September 17, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Becuse he plans a road trip to Western Wales... (Everybody who plans a trip in Wales, thinks of Whales, at least for once...)

Why I plan a road trip to wales, withought inviting the Prince of Whales?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 17, 2012, 06:20:55 PM
Because you don't like the fact he can't sing like a Whale :D

What can Dimos find attractive in Wales when there are no Whale museums there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on September 19, 2012, 08:39:19 AM
Someone the size of a whale.

What does whale taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 19, 2012, 06:11:09 PM
It tastes like fishies guts and assorted woodwork pieces.

How stinky are feets feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on September 19, 2012, 07:20:54 PM
As much as mine. ;D


Why do my feet stink as much as feets feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2012, 10:03:04 PM
Because YOU ARE FEET.

Why am I not feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on September 20, 2012, 07:41:21 AM
Because you are Jubal.

Why do I have to stay in school to half 7p.m. tonight?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on September 20, 2012, 11:07:22 AM
Life sucks.

Why does it suck... >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 20, 2012, 05:35:32 PM
Because it's like candy!

Is it possible to relate candy to life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on September 20, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
It is possible that it is possible.

Is it possible that it is possible that if it is possible that it is possibly related to that possibility?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on September 21, 2012, 01:50:37 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why do memes exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 21, 2012, 04:13:58 PM
I don't always answer questions like that, but when I do I do it with memes,

Why am I never gonna give you up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on September 21, 2012, 11:28:18 PM
The answer is:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Why did the singer had to die? He was the most awsome person on the world... :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on September 22, 2012, 04:50:24 AM
Because you killed him.

Why is he awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on September 22, 2012, 05:31:51 PM
He's awesome because he stole Awesomeness from the ''World's Organization for Awesome Things''

Where is the said organization located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on September 23, 2012, 10:24:51 AM
At the International Institute of Awesome, in the North of England.

Who is head of the aforementioned organisation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on September 25, 2012, 02:10:50 AM
My goldfish. Check out it's awesome scales.

Can I haz cheezebuga?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on September 30, 2012, 09:52:12 AM
Hell no. You get this instead:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


How do people react to the picture above?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on October 01, 2012, 09:39:57 PM
... what is that? :P

Do you think Skull will be able to explain the image he posted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 02, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
He already did. 1 picture is 1000 words, they say.  :)

Why I'm so Magnificent?  ;D  :D  :)  :)  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on October 02, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
Because you are Suleiman the Magnificent.

Why is Dimos in Civ V?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2012, 10:54:10 AM
Because I generously gave up my place to allow him to be.  :P

Why am I not working right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 06, 2012, 12:10:18 AM
Because you are the True Sultan. Sultans simply eat and have some sexual intercourse with the concumbines...

 ;)

Why Jubal is such a glorious Sultan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on October 06, 2012, 12:26:10 AM
Because he's a duke, a wanderer, a philosopher, a mariner, a warrior, a strategist, a storyteller, a wizard and a wayfarer, all at the same time.

Why haven't I bought M&B yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 06, 2012, 02:59:26 AM
Because it costs so little.

How the heck did all this skin get on me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on October 06, 2012, 09:23:28 PM
Because you forgot to make to make the snake dance-ritual to change your skin.

Why do we always use "x" and/or "y" for unknown variables in math?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 08, 2012, 01:49:09 AM
Because X and Y are the unknown children of our (true  :D  ;D  :) ) ancestors, Adam and (New Year's) Eve.

Why those children remained unknown 'till Somid's Revealation in the year 2012 after J.C.?  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on October 12, 2012, 10:52:54 PM
Because Midos is the magical secret keeper of the World's Greatest Secrets!

Why was Midos chosen as the keeper of World's Greatest Secrets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 13, 2012, 10:50:39 AM
Because he's self appointed.

Who cut the cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 13, 2012, 04:43:56 PM
Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Who ate the cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 16, 2012, 12:04:33 AM
You did! Yes, you, the READER!

Why do you read my answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on October 17, 2012, 11:48:25 PM
Because I ran out of stuff to read :P

Why am I so good at procrastinating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on October 18, 2012, 02:43:44 PM
... what is that? :P
Best food in the world. You Germanic people are missing A LOT...

Back on the topic...

I don't know what does that mean...  :-\


Why is Civ 4 so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 19, 2012, 09:06:12 AM
I don't know what that means...

What can I do to be able to fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on October 19, 2012, 03:17:02 PM
Try like that medieval Chinese scientist dude that blew himself up.

Why is Civilization 4 so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 19, 2012, 09:56:56 PM
Because I haven't got to it yet

Why am I tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on October 20, 2012, 01:00:32 PM
Because you Stoped tinking for a second...

How can we help feet find her relaxation once more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on October 21, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
Feet is a female???


Why didn't I know this until now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 22, 2012, 07:09:41 AM
Because I didn't show you any proof?
Why are you shocked?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on October 24, 2012, 07:35:56 PM
I am not,I was just a bit surprised.


Why did feet think I was shocked?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 25, 2012, 07:03:56 AM
Because you used three '?'
Two is surprised, Three is shocked.

Why didn't you know this??? Everyone knows this.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on October 25, 2012, 01:03:40 PM
I am too busy.


Why am I so busy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2012, 02:20:40 AM
Because you have too much free time.

Why the portugal is the rum gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 26, 2012, 08:30:58 AM
Because the rum thief took it.
Who is the rum thief?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 27, 2012, 10:07:05 PM
The guy who dislikes Port.

Why are spiders so cute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 28, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Because their fangs look like eyes.
What's a crayon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2012, 12:33:13 PM
A banana!

Why am I a banana?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2012, 03:13:44 PM
Because... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA).


Why am I watching this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on October 31, 2012, 07:15:08 AM
Cuz you're a cow.

Why do cows watch it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2012, 12:25:04 PM
Because it's just moo-tiful.

Why are my puns so punbelievable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on November 01, 2012, 11:10:45 AM
Because you are a pun-cake maker!

Who ate the pun-cake of Jub'L?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on November 01, 2012, 02:48:49 PM
Me.

Why was that question stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on November 02, 2012, 09:57:09 PM
Because the answer given had already been predicted, so the author of the question made no effort to make it more complex.

Why am I so confusing when trying to explain something?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on November 03, 2012, 10:30:19 AM
Because you are Confucius.


Why is Dimos Confucius?
And why is he immortal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on November 04, 2012, 12:39:24 PM
Because he lives my backyard.
And he really is immoral.

Why is he so immoral?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on November 08, 2012, 09:05:21 PM
Because HE is myself.

Why I am what I am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on November 08, 2012, 09:34:23 PM
You won a race while you were still made out of Sugar and Vitamin C!

What would happen if none of us won the race while we were still made out of Sugar and Vitamin C?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on November 15, 2012, 11:11:08 AM
Then I would be you and you would be me!

What would be our emotions if I wasn't me and you wasn't you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on December 06, 2012, 02:15:53 AM
I would be terribly confused, because I have a hard time understand those "if you were you" questions.

Why am I so retarded?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on December 06, 2012, 02:42:21 PM
Because you took a retirment...

Why Debux flew off to Geneva, while he had an afternoon fever? (fevah  ;) )

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 12, 2012, 10:39:24 AM
To spread the Zombie Apocalypse that we're yet to hear of...

Why do I live on a farm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on December 12, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
*Celestial angels drop from the sky and sing the answer in the holiest of voices* Because you like to milk cows. You liiiike to milk cows

(Hey, the topic title is "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". Without the asterisks it wasn't stupid enough)

If you had to eat thirty bananas for every hour you spent playing video games, how long would you play daily, and how long do you think you'd last before you couldn't take it anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2012, 09:18:07 AM
...I really barely play video games ever anymore... but I'd play them 24/7 if the were free. That's 1640 bananas a day! Who would say no to that!? I'd last the rest of my lifetime!

Why is it 31,556,952 seconds in a year and not 31,556,926 or the other way around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on December 15, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
Because you are the UNholy TIME-KeepER of the UNI-verse.

Why do I write SO GoOd th1ngZ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on December 15, 2012, 11:42:29 PM
Se equívoca usted señor, mi nombre es Juan Pérez.

Why don't we have tentacles instead of toes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on December 16, 2012, 09:37:20 AM
Because we exchanged brains with Octapuses at the dawn of Creation!

Why Creation happened at dawn? (I was still sleeping, what about you?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on December 17, 2012, 05:47:28 AM
Because every other timeslot was taken.
Why aren't I a butterfly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 17, 2012, 07:11:50 AM
Because you still need to become a caterpillar yet.

What is the meaning of the word "Gropspernadely"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on December 18, 2012, 09:31:31 AM
It meAns N0w!

Why Khan is truly ''The An-Kh'' ? (egyptian symbol of life)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
Because Dimos (Not you) made it so.

Why is Debux truly Dimos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on December 18, 2012, 09:11:40 PM
Because if he wasn't,that would cause a paradox.

Why do people like beer so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 19, 2012, 05:24:18 AM
What was that? Bear? Because Bear meet tastes nice.

Why is CoD such a bad game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on December 19, 2012, 11:00:12 AM
Because it is a C.O.D. (Creation OF Dimos - Not me)!

Why I am not Dimos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 20, 2012, 05:11:49 AM
Because you are Somid, the real Dimos sometimes goes by the name "debux"... but we all know that's not true.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on December 31, 2012, 12:35:21 PM
Whai you forget to question?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: feet on January 05, 2013, 03:20:16 AM
Because the question fell off the screen.

What does a unicorn look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on January 05, 2013, 11:50:12 AM
Like this!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How does one know if I said armadillo or armadillo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on March 18, 2013, 08:09:41 AM
Jubal could turn off the censorship thingy.

Have I made up for my recent bout of inactivity yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2013, 12:14:59 AM
It doesn't matter because Exilian is such an active and vibrant place!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why am I sad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on March 27, 2013, 11:24:11 PM
Because you are not singing enough! Sing more!

Why don't I have thirteen clocks in my room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2013, 11:47:12 AM
Because you are not the Duke of Coffin Castle.

Why am I not Zorn of Zorna?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on March 28, 2013, 02:24:38 PM
Because you are Xingu.

Why can I no longer weep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 12:07:47 PM
Because you misheard Gandalf and thought that all tears WERE evil.

Never mind the dogs, who let the damn llamas out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on March 31, 2013, 07:42:44 PM
Joe of Joe Hall.

Where in the world is Carmen Losangeles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 10:10:33 PM
Mogadishu

Why isn't the Easter Bunny a guinea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 01, 2013, 01:12:46 AM
He simply lacks the fat deposits needed to assume that position of honor.

Is Earth a lady planet?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 05, 2013, 11:00:58 PM
No

How long is soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on April 09, 2013, 08:22:54 PM
Not too far off

What defines "stupid" in this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 09, 2013, 11:14:17 PM
Anything and everything.

Why is this platform so cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:21:36 PM
Because heat cannot of itself pass from one body to a hotter body EXCEPT WHEN IT IS ON THAT PLATFORM.

Why is Madagascar not the most powerful nation ever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 09, 2013, 11:35:57 PM
:o

They forgot where they hid it!!

Will you stop and stare?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:37:03 PM
No, I will stop and swear!

.

Dammit.

Who will be the chosen three?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 09, 2013, 11:39:42 PM
Those three who know not what they are and yet see it in others!

Shall we get ready to rumble?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:43:04 PM
We shall, in the east on the seventh day.

...

RIDERS OF THEODEN! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE?


Would the Pellenor have gone differently if the orcs had had sniper rifles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 09, 2013, 11:46:52 PM
Yes.
And yes, most likely.

Is Jubal cheating in asking two questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:47:50 PM
No and yes.


Is yes better than no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 09, 2013, 11:51:45 PM
Definitely not.

Why is there a saw located adjacent to the toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:54:31 PM
Because I couldn't find the francisca.

Why couldn't I find the francisca?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on April 10, 2013, 12:14:29 AM
It has been recycled and turned into a toilet plunger and 4 tin cans.

Why are toilet plungers so dangerous? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 10, 2013, 12:38:26 AM
They just suck you in.

Why so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 12, 2013, 10:23:14 PM
Because you so awesome!  ;D

Why Exilian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on April 13, 2013, 02:35:28 AM
Because it so awesome :D

Why should one reach for the stars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on April 15, 2013, 02:27:43 AM
Because they might try to reach for you first...

Why should we strike our enemies before they strike us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 30, 2013, 09:46:11 PM
Because if we struck ourselves before our enemies struck us we'd have been struck twice running.

Why is paper better than glass for writing on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on May 01, 2013, 12:22:20 AM
It's less likely to kill you if it breaks. Just watch out for fire.

Is high velocity glass shrapnel really that more dangerous than a high velocity burning book?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 01, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
Depends on the airspeed velocity of the unladen textbook.  ;D

Why are snakes so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 01, 2013, 08:36:00 PM
They have no hands or feet so it looks like they spend all their time rofl-ing.

What's the soup du jour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 02, 2013, 03:31:09 PM
Soup flavour.

What is a flavour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 02, 2013, 09:38:34 PM
Same thing as a flavor.

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2013, 12:23:29 AM
LEFT!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t_zoX1anS0o/UDcNvv-I6yI/AAAAAAAAACs/kNtlHHxwW_M/s1600/marxism.jpg)

Centre?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on May 03, 2013, 10:44:42 AM
Absolutely not. How could you even suggest such a ridiculous idea?

Why bubbles so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on May 05, 2013, 10:59:43 PM
Because necrobubbles, recreated from unbubbledom, are going to doom the WORLD!

Why was Lloyd George not Irish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 04, 2013, 04:40:45 AM
because he couldnt find the pot o' gold.

why couldnt the cat shave his face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on June 04, 2013, 07:34:23 AM
Because he doesn't have posable thumbs.

Why does my Cravendale milk keep on disappearing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 09, 2013, 07:10:21 AM
Because a flying pig steals it on daily basis!!  ;)

What use has the Cravendale milk for the winged porky?  :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 04:29:46 AM
to make Cravendale milk battered onion rings.

who does piggy makes these for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Pentagathus on June 10, 2013, 07:57:37 AM
To try and convince the flying wolves to become vegetarian.

What should I do until I have work this afternoon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
pick your nose.

what's frank doing on the wall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2013, 09:26:01 PM
He likes the Wallflowers.

Why does Frank like $200 suits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
they cover his prickly man boobs best.

why does CG have ticks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2013, 10:34:34 PM
Cuz he is a bovine that roves outside in cow country filth.

Why don't zebras have horns??????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 11, 2013, 01:28:11 AM
they are not needed in reproduction.

why is CG so darn cool?? :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 11, 2013, 02:02:14 AM
Air conditioning.

Can I ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 11, 2013, 02:28:36 AM
i think ur hands and fingers work ;)

why couldnt you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on June 11, 2013, 07:52:09 AM
Because I was too busy with making tea.

Why are meteorites so helpful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Pentagathus on June 11, 2013, 05:59:46 PM
Because they like to be.
Why am I home from work 6 hours early?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on June 11, 2013, 10:50:18 PM
Because life has removed the joy from my life and put it into yours :)

Why is maths a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Pentagathus on June 12, 2013, 08:16:02 AM
Its not.
Why is it still not raining?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on June 12, 2013, 04:41:03 PM
NOT ANY MORE!

Because Jesus has a strong bladder.

What will I do with myself now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2013, 09:13:49 PM
All.

Whatsamattahomah?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on June 13, 2013, 07:08:25 PM
Whatsawhat?

What do I do when I do all I can do, and what do I don't do when I do what I won't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on June 16, 2013, 11:09:54 AM
Give up? :P

Where are the orange smarties?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on June 16, 2013, 07:04:15 PM
In Orange County.

Are all socks destined to be smelly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 24, 2013, 11:36:46 PM
Depends, is that an African or European sock?

Who am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 14, 2013, 08:30:15 PM
24601 :P

Where are my dragons? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on July 14, 2013, 09:19:49 PM
They just popped out for a smoke :P

Where have all the flowers gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 14, 2013, 09:21:03 PM
I just saw them.

My arm itches. Why is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 14, 2013, 09:33:06 PM
Your arm is free and independent and its life choices are its own.

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on July 14, 2013, 09:48:51 PM
Because I am near, of course!

Where do you think the bluebirds will be tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 14, 2013, 09:54:38 PM
Those cheery looking little guys will be where they hide away when they think no one's looking; a tavern drowning their inner sorrow.

Why is this cow a deep shade of violet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 17, 2013, 10:44:48 AM
Because you are strangling it.

How do you strangle a cow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 17, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
With strawberry laces of course!

What's an orchid's favourite colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 17, 2013, 02:24:13 PM
It appears to be blue, but orchids can't see it... and that makes them unhappy!!

What's the best way to produce electricity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 12:29:17 PM
KITTENFUSION!

Where do the rainbows go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 18, 2013, 03:56:12 PM
Bend over and I'll show you. ;D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
About 7.

Why is the monster so sad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 18, 2013, 04:10:07 PM
Someone stole his Fruity Pebbles!

Who would do such a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on July 18, 2013, 04:26:37 PM
A monster, no doubt.

Why the monster that stole the monster's fruity pebbles is a monster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 18, 2013, 06:17:50 PM
Because Fruity Pebbles are SOMUCHMUNCHIESSSNOMNOMNOM.

How do they make those pebbles so fruity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 06:59:23 PM
Controlled collisions of pebbles and fruitbowls :D

Why do owls snack when no one's looking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
Because when people are looking they feel shy.

Why are moles black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
(http://www.britishmolecatchers.co.uk/images/Sale%20Items%20Pictures/PewterAlbino1.jpg)
Because white ones look silly ^

Why is SotK only an outline in his flat two years ago?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 19, 2013, 10:09:26 AM
Because he is a mysterious lizard.

Why is the red dragon Falk the happiest looking dragon? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 20, 2013, 05:57:31 PM
Because red is the best colour.

What is the best name for a dragon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 20, 2013, 10:36:41 PM
Baby Soup :P

Why is it that profiteroles have such high standards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2013, 11:46:41 PM
To mark them out from plebbish puddings.  :P

Why are peasants awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
Because they hold the secret to truly perfect vegetables.

Why do bottles of wine never last as long as you want them to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 07:51:17 PM
So that you buy more.

Why haven't we bought more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 07:53:38 PM
Because silly socks are silly.

Why is the chilli so tasty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 07:55:35 PM
Because it was cooked by the Sock.

Why didn't the Tea warn me of a lack of wine?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:01:46 PM
The Tea did warn you :P stubborn donkey.

Why is the ceiling never as far away as you think?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:02:34 PM
The same reason the floor isn't.

What is a muffin?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:30:43 PM
A follower of the cult of Bakery.

Which cheese is the saddest inside?
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Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:32:21 PM
Gouda.

Which cheese tastes of feet?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:34:51 PM
La Cheese de la pieds.

What is the quickest way to attract the rare violet butterbee?
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Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:36:22 PM
Put some red margarine on a wasp.

How fast is a speeding bullet?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:40:45 PM
Fast as a speeding bullet.

Which emotion is hiding something?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 21, 2013, 10:16:32 PM
The seventh one.

What does 'meh' stand for?
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Post by: Dimos on July 22, 2013, 03:41:11 AM
Mechanical El Hussein, a secret terrorist organization...

What's a pillow withought duck feathers inside?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 22, 2013, 11:56:20 AM
Nothing. A pillow without duck feathers is a lonely, empty thing...

Where is the Annual General Meeting of Honeybees being held in 2013? 
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Post by: Son of the King on July 22, 2013, 05:03:31 PM
Next to you!

How does that make you feel? :P
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 22, 2013, 05:56:53 PM
Like a melting strawberry ice cream cone.

Where did all the raspberries go?
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Post by: Scarlet on July 22, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
Picked by young rabbits every one.

When will they ever learn?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 22, 2013, 09:42:51 PM
Tuesday?

What day is that?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 22, 2013, 09:57:14 PM
The day the bananas shall leave the nest.

Why do the ice lollies fight back?
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Post by: Scarlet on July 25, 2013, 03:19:51 PM
Because they have been oppressed for far too long!

Where should I go tomorrow?
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Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 02:06:48 PM
Out.

How do fans work?
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Post by: Lady Grey on July 28, 2013, 02:23:32 PM
They don't work... they're alive, as alive as we are!

Why is the sky crying?
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Post by: Dimos on July 30, 2013, 08:31:16 PM
The sky is sad because she lost her blue socks...

Where are the sky's blue socks?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 31, 2013, 04:48:38 PM
Right here:

Do I eat chimpanzees?
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Post by: Scarlet on July 31, 2013, 10:02:37 PM
Undoubtedly.

Where have all the huggles gone? (Long time passing)
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Post by: Son of the King on August 02, 2013, 10:58:22 AM
They've gone to the huggle afterlife.

Why are trains stupid?
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Post by: Scarlet on August 02, 2013, 12:09:08 PM
Their school career went woefully off track.

Why aren't Daleks cuddly?
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Post by: Lady Grey on August 02, 2013, 11:20:53 PM
Except in rare cases, any positive feelings shown towards them causes confusion, and they overheat and combust, hence their cold disposition.

Why did the donkey have to drown? :(
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 03, 2013, 09:50:56 AM
Because he couldn't swim, duh.

Is time the wheel that turns or the path it leads?
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Post by: Dimos on August 27, 2013, 10:02:09 PM
Neither! Time is TIMELESS!  :P

How can I buy a thing that does not exist in reality, yet pay with real money?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 27, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
You can buy my care, just send me money. ;D

Are octopusses the same as octopi?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 07:04:37 AM
Yes, yes they are...

Is it just me or is it hot in here?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 01:07:03 PM
It's just you being hot in here.

Can I get a hot tub?
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Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
No, but you can get a tub then heat it up.

Should I use pritt stick, or spaghetti?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 05:54:31 PM
Use Brad Pitt sticks.

Does "C" stand for clam hat?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
Yes, it also stands for crab, car, camp and cholangiocholecystocholedochetomy.

What does a dragon look like?
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Post by: Scarlet on August 29, 2013, 04:10:06 PM
Just like every other landscape. The Dra has already gone.

How many dolls is too many dolls?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2013, 10:00:04 PM
None, I would swim in a sea of dolls if I could.

What do you get if dog was upside down?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 29, 2013, 10:04:12 PM
qo∂

Can Khan Khaaan Khan's can?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2013, 10:05:58 PM
No, he's too Nahk to Kahn the Khaaaan!

What's the definition of definition?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 29, 2013, 10:09:37 PM
YOU BROKE THE INTERNET! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htzlhTvIQo4)

How much is two internets plus 19 super-internets divided by the square root of Khan?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2013, 10:13:35 PM
As much as the power supplied by googling bing or binging google.

Where are all the good days?
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Post by: Skull on August 30, 2013, 05:16:53 PM
Well,I am sure they are somewhere around here...


Am I the only man around here that thinks that the plot of the Assassin's Creed series makes no sense?
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Post by: Scarlet on August 30, 2013, 08:36:56 PM
You might be, I don't know. But there's certainly a woman over here who, while it is the best game series ever, feels somewhat dubious about the occasional plot point :P

How many cats should I get?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 31, 2013, 09:08:26 AM
Hundreds of Thousands, and than you can take over the world using cats! Mwahahaha!

What's a box?
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Post by: Skull on August 31, 2013, 09:38:43 AM
Hundreds of Thousands, and than you can take over the world using cats! Mwahahaha!

What's a box?

(http://www.wiichat.com/forum/attachments/nintendo-wii-chat/2247d1176659897-solid-snake-box-papercraft-snakebox.jpg)


What is a man?!?!
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 31, 2013, 10:41:11 AM
Me, I'm the manliest man around.

What's a woman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on September 05, 2013, 04:55:03 PM
Good question.

How is a man "manly"?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 05, 2013, 09:21:19 PM
By being like me.

How does fire work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on September 05, 2013, 10:05:08 PM
Magnets.

Are grubs tasty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 05, 2013, 10:59:05 PM
Yes, especially when they're covered in dirt. Adds the extra flavour.

How does water work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on September 06, 2013, 12:42:00 AM
Magnets.

Should I put the pin back in the grenade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 06, 2013, 06:59:39 AM
Yes! Have you got no fashion sense?

What's on my head?
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Post by: Lady Grey on September 12, 2013, 06:14:49 PM
A whole family of ducks.

Why did the mushrooms leave the citadel?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 12, 2013, 09:31:05 PM
To swim in the pond.

Why is Exilian awesome?
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Post by: Dimos on September 13, 2013, 01:53:04 PM
Because it includes a notion of awesomeness in its whole universe!

Who created awesomeness in exilian universe?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 14, 2013, 01:35:42 AM
The all powerful Nahk!

What is the purpose of a toaster?
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Post by: Scarlet on September 14, 2013, 06:40:47 AM
To destroy the evil bread monkeys!

What exactly is the purpose of a rubber duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 14, 2013, 07:05:08 AM
The same as a rubber person. ;)

Can I do it?
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Post by: Dimos on September 14, 2013, 10:27:03 AM
You Kant do it.

What [k]an [c]angaroos do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 15, 2013, 04:23:24 AM
Well, they Khan't lift so not much really.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: Othko97 on October 07, 2013, 10:30:41 PM
0, dogs can't change light bulbs, silly.

How many Rothko paintings can you hang in a room before the minimalism becomes maximism? N.b. I only know of Rothko's existence from googling my username :P
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 07, 2013, 10:55:21 PM
As many as I like! My room is never ending!

How would a cat fly?
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Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2013, 10:42:38 AM
On a chariot of fire!

Who is my door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2013, 07:23:39 PM
It's me! I'm always looking in on your room when you close me.

What's dead?
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Post by: Scarlet on November 10, 2013, 11:25:11 AM
Most things :P

What's alive?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 10, 2013, 07:09:50 PM
Not you.

What's impossible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Fallen Angel on November 13, 2013, 12:51:37 AM
you.....being related to me.

How do you fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 13, 2013, 04:41:55 AM
I flap my legs, not my arms.

How do you walk?
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Post by: comrade_general on November 13, 2013, 01:47:56 PM
Do the truffle-shuffle.

Doctor who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2013, 09:35:10 AM
Steve, his name is Steve.

Is there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on November 16, 2013, 06:07:43 PM
Anywhere.

Why or not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2013, 06:41:11 PM
Just cus!

How so?
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Post by: debux on November 17, 2013, 05:28:41 PM
Incredible Bongo Band so.

Should Anthropology take boiled eggs into consideration, since they are the pillar or a good breakfast?

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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2013, 07:51:47 PM
Yes, it's very important for astrology as well.

Can they be dead when their alive too?
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Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2013, 07:21:38 PM
No, because they cannot own an alive, it's an adjective.

Doctor Whom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2013, 05:24:36 AM
Doctor youm!

What's better paint or sand?
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Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2013, 02:17:38 PM
Sand, because if you sand paint it gets rid of it, but if you paint sand you just end up with sand everywhere and stuck to everything.

Humanoid or non-humanoid aliens?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 24, 2013, 08:51:15 PM
The non-humanoid aliens are more to my liking, even over humans. They are much more beautiful. (Don't judge me!!)

Where is my cookie?
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Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2013, 11:03:48 PM
Dimos is your cookie.

Where is my cow?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 27, 2013, 11:18:04 AM
Not CG... we don't want to make him a martyr in the eyes of the bovine beings.

If not CG than where is Jubby Wubbies cow?
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Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2013, 12:16:39 PM
You are my cow.

Who is my sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on December 08, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
We need more women on the planet.

(Sorry, had to make a sexist joke, too long since I haven't made one).

Why do the dead stay dead?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2013, 07:41:07 PM
Because they're mean enough to deprive us of a zombie apocalypse.

Where's my brain?
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Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2013, 08:33:46 PM
It's where you left it, remember? I can't.

Why I am amnesiac?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2013, 11:02:21 PM
Because you like it like that.

Why is there heat in a microwave?
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Post by: debux on December 11, 2013, 04:34:51 PM
Because small/micro is hot. Big is cold. Logic!

Why do we listen to music through our ears?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 11, 2013, 07:08:08 PM
Cuz it smells sooooo bad! :o

How you doin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 11, 2013, 08:50:13 PM
Horribly awesome!

How's Obama?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on December 12, 2013, 11:51:27 PM
Horribly awesome!

Why does the sun go down at night?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2013, 06:15:16 AM
Because we're all horribly awesome!

Are you guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Scarlet on December 13, 2013, 08:51:00 AM
No, I'm Will.

Why is everyone in the Kingdom white?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2013, 11:58:10 PM
Because to find black people you have to travel far south.

What's the place far south called?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on December 17, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
White Kingdom.

Why is racism bad?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 17, 2013, 04:58:23 PM
Because street racing leads to deaths. (if a person who plays the piano is called a pianist then a person who races is a racist)

What happened on this day next year?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2013, 07:24:49 AM
The 17th of December.

What's a CG called?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2013, 02:43:58 PM
The spawn of orcs and goblin-men.

Which Khan is The Khan?
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Post by: Scarlet on December 20, 2013, 01:52:32 PM
^^ That Khan.

Why does the sun go down at night?
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Post by: Othko97 on December 20, 2013, 11:50:02 PM
Because it comes up in the morning.

Why does it come up in the morning?
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Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2013, 11:14:07 PM
Because it needs to go down again at night.

Why is paper not rock?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 23, 2013, 07:59:11 AM
Because scissors can cut one but not the other.

Why is it that this has that but that doesn't want those?
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Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2013, 07:13:54 PM
Because those have the other, and the other is superiorly inferior to this.

Whyfore England?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 25, 2013, 10:37:18 AM
To which England said "Because thou hast named me after a country".

Why so serious?
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Post by: debux on December 29, 2013, 09:36:46 PM
HA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Where is everything?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 29, 2013, 11:06:32 PM
In my stomach. Sorry, I got a bit Hungary. ;)

How many people can fit inside an infinite world?
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Post by: debux on December 30, 2013, 08:37:35 PM
A pancake is worth 5 cents in Australia though.

What land's currency was I talking of?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 30, 2013, 08:52:58 PM
Xubed!

What is an xubed?
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Post by: Pentagathus on December 30, 2013, 08:55:56 PM
17.

Why would anyone not vote Pentagathus in the upcoming elections?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 31, 2013, 10:47:05 AM
Because... he's mean. >:( Nasty Penty! >:(

Why would we vote for Pentagathus?
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Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2014, 10:00:28 PM
Because he threatened to crush us into dust and feed us to cows?

Why would I be reading more about Roman Law?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 03, 2014, 12:21:17 AM
Italians come from Italy.

Why is the Andy Griffith show called the Andy Griffith show even though Andy Griffith plays a character named Andy Taylor?
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Post by: Pentagathus on January 04, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
Because he's a duckfaced alpacaerpillar.

How come Santa can climb into children's rooms at night and empty his sack, but when I do it I get put on the sex offenders' list?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: debux on January 05, 2014, 01:41:54 AM
It's the federal government.

Like and subscribe?
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Post by: Jubal on January 05, 2014, 12:05:50 PM
(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/51963a396bb3f77b52000004/image.jpg)

Why is grumpy cat going to appear in the next series of Doctor Who?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 06, 2014, 10:16:07 AM
Because, it will be the doctor! Mwahahaha!

What is a Tardis?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 07, 2014, 11:29:30 AM
It's a tetris (Tetromino Enhanced Tesselating Rows In Space)

Doctor Wut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 07, 2014, 12:37:28 PM
You mean Doctor Woot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2014, 11:46:10 AM
Yes. Yes, I do.

Cake or Muffins as an inoffensive weapon?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 10, 2014, 11:52:15 PM
Cup cakes, they explode much bigger.

Who can fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 11, 2014, 02:54:31 PM
Manatees.

Why do manatees not drink mana tea?
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Post by: comrade_general on January 13, 2014, 09:25:36 PM
It's made with their urine.

Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? (it's sterile and I like the taste) Reference anyone?
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Post by: Skull on January 14, 2014, 01:33:38 PM
Depends. If you are on a lost island and that is your only source of "drinkable" liquid,then yes.
In all other cases,no.


What do you do if you get attacked by a Pangolin?
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Post by: Jubal on January 15, 2014, 03:43:16 PM
You die. Nobody could survive that.


Am I really a tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 15, 2014, 05:07:00 PM
Tree? You are no tree! You are an elephant.

Does that make you lappy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Skull on January 15, 2014, 05:28:33 PM
I guess not.


What makes Pangolins so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 15, 2014, 06:27:48 PM
Their poo.

What makes skulls so cranial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 15, 2014, 07:15:02 PM
Their poo.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 15, 2014, 09:03:43 PM
Ask a stupid question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 15, 2014, 09:27:51 PM
Get a stupid answer. (Sorry.)


Is my hat ever going to fulfil its dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on January 16, 2014, 01:21:25 PM
Once you set it free! Free to follow its hat-heart!

Why Jubal enslaved his hat so brutaly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 16, 2014, 02:57:55 PM
Jubal likes hats.

How much comrade generals could a comrade general general if a comrade general could comrade general generals?
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Post by: Jubal on January 18, 2014, 03:23:57 PM
Three hundred and seven. Point four.

Why are desks made of tissue paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 18, 2014, 07:55:57 PM
All the better to write on, my dear.

Wat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on January 19, 2014, 01:34:02 PM
Lul.

Why is CG a pink cow now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 19, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
How cow? Cow now! *bow* Wow.

What song will play for the world's funeral?
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Post by: debux on January 19, 2014, 05:36:18 PM
Ironically, it will be the end of all life on earth, but I couldn't think of any other better song. You just gotta follow inspiration sometimes, don't force it.

Why are descriptions so long and unnecessary?
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Post by: Jubal on January 21, 2014, 11:12:41 AM
Because Treebeard wrote all of them.

Why are descriptions so short and hasty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tom on January 23, 2014, 12:32:11 PM
I thought you said it was because treebeard wrote them.

How well would treebeard burn in hell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on January 23, 2014, 02:56:46 PM
Quite well. :)

Now, say my name.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 24, 2014, 10:51:56 AM
Not a question, sorry, can't answer if you tell me what to do.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2014, 06:30:08 PM
Because the typewriter is coming.

Why is the typewriter coming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 25, 2014, 10:18:08 PM
Because it's mate is waiting for it here!

What is the typewriter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2014, 10:21:48 PM
We just don't know.

Whyfore teabags?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 27, 2014, 12:29:43 AM
For Coffee!

BEANS!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2014, 10:51:17 AM
Has-beans :/

The concept of the ‘middle ground’ notwithstanding, is the history of Native American – European contact essentially a story of pure conquest?

(This is roughly my essay title. It is a stupid question.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 27, 2014, 11:14:35 AM
Only in Tasmania. ;)

Whaaa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on February 08, 2014, 12:31:45 PM
Thaaa??aa> ? aa?

Why am I so brilliant?  8)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 08, 2014, 09:43:38 PM
Really? I thought I was. 8)

Why does the alphabet start with A?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 09, 2014, 05:40:56 PM
Because if it started with a Q we'd never get to the end.

Qwerty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 09, 2014, 07:35:32 PM
Dvorak. :)

Is it time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 09, 2014, 11:35:37 PM
No, but it is thyme.

Which dimension should be prioritised?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 10, 2014, 06:12:04 AM
The 1747th dimension. It plays the most important role in our lives.

Why use a mouse when you can use a rat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 02:34:13 PM
Tried plugging rat into laptop. Results 0/10 would not try again.

Why use a cap when you could use a hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 10, 2014, 08:03:07 PM
Because caps are cool backwards. (Such a stupid answer right there)

What's the difference between a walkman and an MP3 player?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on February 11, 2014, 02:35:04 AM
You can't walk with an MP3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooqptu9q0l8) in your ears! You simply drive it!

How do you call a walkman only for females?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 11, 2014, 10:28:02 AM
Come here female-only walkman! That's a good boy. Good female-only walkman.

I baby a word for an infant or something you'd call a girlfriend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2014, 04:18:33 PM
It's something you'd call a meringue.

How do I find a toaster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2014, 02:43:09 AM
Look in your wardrobe, you're bound to find one down some of your pants.

Is it just me or is Exilian getting older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on February 22, 2014, 06:37:06 PM
Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting older?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 09:53:24 PM
Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting younger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 12:50:32 PM
Yes, by -1 second per second.

What is a second?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2014, 03:20:14 PM
The thing after a first.

What's a first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 08:10:32 PM
Me, when I run the 100 meter sprint.

What time is it when the clock strikes Jubal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Dimos on March 03, 2014, 04:15:52 PM
It's time for action! or endless destruction?

Why does Jubal live inside a clock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2014, 08:06:55 PM
He doesn't he obviously replaces 6 on the face of all of our clocks.

I wonder. Do you think he's happy in there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 04, 2014, 05:11:17 PM
I'm fine, thanks for asking.

Paper biscuits; a good idea or the cause of world war pi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2014, 07:23:16 PM
Well, if you like them I'll make them for you, because we know the kitchen you have inside that clock is pretty small.

Does pain matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 04, 2014, 08:25:34 PM
Kitchen designs London make all pain go away!

Would you like me to design your kitchen designs London today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 05, 2014, 07:04:46 AM
Nope I prefer Fitted Kitchens Sheffield!

Why!? Oh why does it happen every day now?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 05, 2014, 03:18:10 PM
Kitchen Designs Simple Tasmanian Devil.

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 05, 2014, 07:24:08 PM
Yes, but only on Fridays. :)

Is it really dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 05, 2014, 11:34:26 PM
Just this once.

Would you like me to design your kitchen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2014, 10:46:41 AM
Yes please, just not in the UK.

Why does ahowl have more colourful squares under his name than me? :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 11, 2014, 07:16:30 PM
AHOWL IS A GOD!

Is Khan a spambot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 13, 2014, 09:29:08 AM
Yes, it's developer is in the process of creating the best ever, speech responding AI and Exilian is just a way to test that out by letting it respond to posts that it likes and by improving anything that may come up, like spelling errors or the like.

Why would this awesome programmer be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 30, 2014, 10:48:39 PM
Because boobs.

Are you serial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 31, 2014, 02:21:23 AM
No, I'm cereal!

Are you surreal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on May 31, 2014, 11:52:49 AM
Surreal about ManBearPig.

Ya dig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 01, 2014, 09:42:35 PM
Yup, I'm almost to the core, it's getting rather hot actually.

Steve, is that you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 01:00:29 AM
No, this is not Steve; this is Steve.

Does anyone really want to court a warthog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 16, 2014, 03:06:25 AM
I suppose someone might, maybe even you.

But would anyone really want to court Jubal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2014, 12:56:59 AM
No, not even my girlfriend. :'(

Why are hats not shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 23, 2014, 01:27:16 AM
They used to be, but someone decided to wear them the oposite way around and the trend just caught on.

Cna I go now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on June 24, 2014, 05:52:52 PM
The bell is a signal for me, not you.

Are you serious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 24, 2014, 09:56:18 PM
No :(

Are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: stormcloud on June 27, 2014, 12:05:36 AM
Never!

Why haven't I been here since this thread was page 11?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 27, 2014, 05:34:24 AM
Because you decided that Exilian sucked and now that it's above page 40 it's now awesome again.

Why wasn't I here from the start of the site?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 27, 2014, 12:40:11 PM
Because you are not as awesome as me.

How do i Exilian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 27, 2014, 01:53:28 PM
This.

That?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 27, 2014, 04:02:10 PM
There.

Here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 28, 2014, 12:39:54 AM
All over.

Where?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 28, 2014, 01:24:53 AM
When

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 28, 2014, 01:30:36 AM
How.

Who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 28, 2014, 05:37:36 AM
Me.

You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on June 28, 2014, 01:03:26 PM
I suppose.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 28, 2014, 04:26:20 PM
Them

There?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 04:28:23 AM
Yes, there, wherever in your mind there may happen to be.

When will the sun explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 04:30:06 AM
Today at 19:47 GMT.

When will the sun not explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 04:57:22 AM
Today at 19:46 GMT

How will the sun explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 05:54:02 AM
Donkey faeces.

Where will the sun explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 10:25:38 AM
On Earth, nowhere else, not even on the moon.

What will the sun explode into?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 05:31:08 PM
During it's explosion it will change into the shape of a giant banana.

Will the banana shaped sun be praised by all species of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on June 29, 2014, 06:46:47 PM
Particularly those with an allergy to kiwi fruit.

Who is going to peel the banana?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
The giant monkey god who shall be called Kabojo.

What hat does Kabojo wear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 09:42:37 PM
Sadly enough, a Fedora. :(

What shoes does Kabojo wear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2014, 10:13:27 PM
Mine.

Who is really a lampshade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 05:07:47 AM
Gmd

If Gmd is the lampshade, than who is the lamp?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on June 30, 2014, 01:50:28 PM
Jubal is the lamp of my life.

Who is the light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 09:23:03 PM
That must be me, now that I have a nice and bright pink name. ;D

Who is the power cord? (Or is it run on batteries and if so, who are the batteries?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 02:34:33 AM
So jel i've only ever had one cool coloured name and it was taken from me!

The power cord is Satan himself.

Who supplies the electricity though!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 05:04:21 AM
Exilian! :o

How many Khans can fit inside a tennis ball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 12:07:26 PM
Precisely 17.69457383938109.

How many toasters can fit in an oven?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 01, 2014, 03:25:30 PM
Zero, but you can fit 3 ovens inside a toaster (but only on a setting of 3).

Is Canada Day celebrated in Inglend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 09:57:23 PM
Yes, Inglend is Canada. Dur!

Is it true that CG can moo louder than a roaring jet plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:29:32 AM
No, but he can moo quieter than silence a feat since thought impossible.

If a moo is beyond silent what does it actually sound like?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 01:53:33 AM
Negative noise. :o

Why doesn't Gmd have a green name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:56:28 AM
Good Question :P because Jubal has said he isn't appointing logothetes at the moment and i completely didn't do my job last time (which is fair enough hahaha) :'(

How much does my green name mean to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 02:23:24 AM
More than your life.

How much does my pink name mean to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 04:34:20 AM
So true.

Your pink name signifies your authority over all and makes you feel awesomely powerful.

How jealous am i over your pink name? (alot less jel than if it was green.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 08:59:00 AM
As much as you need to be... (Not much at all)

How many eyes does Jubal have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 03:30:06 PM
Disappointingly only 2 last time i checked, yet he somehow sees all. Unless he has grown a few more since i last checked.

How many Jubals does Jubal have?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 09:42:40 PM
Hmm, I would probably say a few hundred. He likes to clone himself just in case of an apocalypse.

How many Deathnades do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 10:50:02 PM
Too many it scares me.

What is the time on the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 11:37:02 PM
Don't know, there is no dark side of the moon.\

Is music just noise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 01:31:33 AM
ITS MORE. but in a literal sense...

McDonalds or Burger King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:05:58 AM
Big Kahuna Burger

That's that Hawaiian burger joint i'n'it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 02:06:34 AM
McDonalds, don't have a Burger King over here.

KFC or Subway.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:26:12 AM
Yes, I'll have the coffee cake.

Is it raining again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 04:10:01 AM
Yes, it's raining in my heart!

How awesome is soked salmon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 09:31:55 PM
If you mean smoked then yes rather awesome.

What does air taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 10:22:11 PM
Skittles! :o

What does no air taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 03:39:35 AM
No skittles :o. Not worth imagining.

What do rainbows taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 08:30:42 AM
Just like water. :(

What does alcohol taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Heaven.

what does no alcohol taste like? :(....no i cant imagine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2014, 05:22:50 AM
Everything else.

What does Exilian taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 06, 2014, 06:45:59 PM
Old socks covered in white chocolate with a layer of sprinkles.

How can i do an internet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 07, 2014, 04:05:32 AM
Put your hands in the air, stick you tongue out and shack your head left and right really fast.

How can I do a Jubal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 07, 2014, 05:18:52 PM
Wow that was fun.

Do a handstand on your chair then scream at the top of your lungs "I AM MEGADUX!!!"

How can i do a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 06:51:43 PM
By answering it.

What is carrot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:09:53 AM
The same as a nose to some species, only the man made variety though.

Can I be Megadux?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 08, 2014, 02:11:40 PM
No war would have to be declared.

Can i be Logothetes? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 02:52:57 PM
Leggo my Eggo!

Where is the world wide web?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:24:24 PM
Ask the huge-ass spider that made it.

That is the Ethernet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 09, 2014, 01:15:56 PM
No that is the core power of the interwebnisms.

If the laptop is closed is the laptop dead and crying inside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 01:33:25 PM
No, it's just a technology face-palm.

Would it be weird to try and learn to fluently read upside down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 04:52:43 PM
You are reading this upside down right now. :)

;D

Why would someone drink paint?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 11:51:27 PM
It depends what colour to pick, because if you get the right colour apparently it tastes like Skittles. :)

Necklace or ring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 02:00:06 PM
Ring. Necklace be to flashy yo.

Beanie or cap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:27:17 PM
Bap.

Floppy disk or floppy rectangle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:52:07 AM
A floppy something else maybe. ;)

Why would a dragon be called Smaug?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 11, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
It wouldn't. It would be called Smog, and it would be from China.

Who do you build for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 11, 2014, 11:56:57 PM
Only for you.

What is the mighty mushroom of Mundifron?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2014, 02:59:16 AM
My grandpa, he was such a might mushroom.

My milkshake brings all the members to the Exilian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 12, 2014, 02:27:27 PM
No it brings forth a mass of Broneys.

I can have chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:06:37 PM
You can have STEEL!

Why pyramid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 04:21:49 AM
Because some people are just cruel.

Where have all the good people gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:19:53 PM
Where flowers smile and demons weep.

Where do flowers smile and demons weep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:40:23 AM
Under my bed. Those flowers are really twisted. I don't want to know what they do to those demons under there. Poor poor demons.

Do we really need a compass?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:49:26 AM
More than we need Kansas.

Why sunlight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:04:46 PM
Why not?

What reason would someone not want sunlight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:08:16 PM
IT BURNSES US, PRECIOUSSSSSS

Elephants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:17:06 AM
*the ground rumbles* Don't you mean... Oliphaunts? RUN!!

Why is the grounds blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:24:49 PM
I painted them, cuz im cool like that.

Why am i here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
Because of me. It's the only reason anyone's here. I'm just that awesome.

Is that a switch to turn off the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 21, 2014, 02:12:06 PM
Yes but i wouldn't press it the moon might be sad.

Can i eat this sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:25:11 PM
Only if you can sand the eatwich first.

What is best in death?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:46:36 AM
The one where you come back to life afterwards.

How old are you?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: stormcloud on July 27, 2014, 09:31:33 AM
eleventytwelve

What is blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 09:38:07 PM
Your name! Dur!

What ISN'T blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2014, 12:18:36 PM
The golden stickers that haunt my dreams.

Varnish. Yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on July 30, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
Depends.

Paint. Yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gmd on July 31, 2014, 11:58:52 PM
No COLOURS NOOOOOO.

Unlimited supply of average food or one meal of the most tastey food ever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:34:17 PM
Unlimited supply of average food. Which I can then sell, both solving world hunger and cornering the basic foodstuffs market, and buy lots of nicer food.

Criddlington or Badger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Badger, because the animals are adorable.

Owl or Howl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 11:43:23 PM
Owlbear.


Why is tea not more like cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 09:50:16 AM
Because you can't have a moon made of tea, dur!!

How did this turn into Would You Rather? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on September 17, 2014, 05:37:40 PM
I'd rather not.

Was that a fat joke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 18, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Why yes it was CG, now you know.

Can it be a knock knock joke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on October 08, 2014, 08:08:00 PM
Only if you draw a door.

How can you buy the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: DeepComet5581 on October 09, 2014, 10:04:18 PM
With a Sky Box.

Am I Scottish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2014, 11:22:32 PM
Not if Alex Salmond can help it.

Am I Atlantean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2014, 07:02:44 AM
No, sorry. You're not even human.

Are Altanteans even human?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2014, 01:03:33 PM
Atlantic Ocean is a myth.

When is tomorrow?
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Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 04:28:27 PM
5pm.

Are microphones always invisible?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
Only when you're not looking.

What does 'it' mean?
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Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 05:04:53 PM
DO NOT SPEAK OF IT.

So... the economy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 07:51:34 PM
(http://tiestofun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/okay-meme-numqoaxt.png)

Educatonary?
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Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 12:25:35 PM
Canaries.

Why are badgers everywhere?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 01:07:31 PM
They took the TV!

Why do things occur?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 04:18:22 PM
Because I will it so.

Why do I will it so?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 05:22:09 PM
For the great cthulhu.

Is cthulhu <= FSM?
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Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 05:46:52 PM
Cthulu === FSM

 :o

Glasses. Are they the future?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 05:54:56 PM
Glasses are so last century.

Can you hear me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 30, 2014, 12:51:00 PM
Always.

Can you jurbleinise the Khan?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 06, 2014, 08:58:17 AM
Jubhan! Pangolin of the steppes!

Can you pentaginise the Comrade General?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2014, 10:12:35 PM
No.

Can you speak the language of the holy spoons?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2014, 09:28:26 AM
Spoony fork forks spork toothpick?

How many sides doesn't a triangle have?
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Post by: Othko97 on November 11, 2014, 02:18:40 PM
Pi.

How many pis does a pie pie?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2014, 10:48:11 PM
Pie flavored pi!!!

What about a rectangle pi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2014, 08:06:59 PM
What 'bout it, punk?

Doctor Wherefore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
O Doctor, Doctor! Wherefore art thou Doctor?

Can I be any more inactive?
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Post by: Jubal on December 06, 2014, 04:00:05 PM
Yes.

All-nighters or all-day sleeps?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2014, 06:51:49 AM
Both, Jubal, there is no other way.

What does E=Mc^2 mean?
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Post by: Clockwork on December 08, 2014, 10:38:42 PM
It's a formula for creating Electronica, you need a rapper and a box to put him in.

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 09, 2014, 06:08:09 PM
I'd like to find out. ;D

If you don't use it do you gain it?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 09, 2014, 08:11:00 PM
Yes, until you give it away got someone else.


Can I stop time?
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Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 02:13:02 PM
No, but you can eat it.

When do badgers backflip bouncily?
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Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:07:53 PM
When their buoyant bellies bump buzzing bumblebees' barbs backwards.

When is alliteration not fun?
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Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 03:17:28 PM
When albatrosses actually alliterate abominably awfully.

What's wrong with the mongoose?
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Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:20:50 PM
Nobody knows what to call a group of him and his mates.

Why do only some weasels like pizza?
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Post by: Jubal on December 19, 2014, 08:20:53 PM
The others are secretly calzone-eating stoats.

What do ferrets eat anyway?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 22, 2014, 08:03:07 AM
Inactive Khans. *runs away*

What eats ferrets?
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Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 09:55:40 AM
Depends. Are they on a pizza or in calzone?

Who is the overlord of pizza eating weasels?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 05:01:23 AM
Jubal, Jubal is the pizza eating weasel of pizza eating weasels!

How would one rule pizza eating weasels?
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Post by: Jubal on January 03, 2015, 12:30:27 PM
By being me, of course.

Christmas trees: what is their real agenda?
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Post by: Gmd on January 08, 2015, 06:29:05 PM
To destroy mankind with pine needle injuries.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 09:55:37 PM
None, why would it want to waste time chucking wood around.

What time is it Mr Wolf?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:42:32 PM
Time they cast Johnny Depp to play me in a poor film adaptation. :P

What's in the box?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:48:41 PM
A bowl.

What's in the bowl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:50:12 PM
YOU get in the bowl!

Why don't they just extend all the trenches?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:50:55 PM
We can't dig it all in one weekend!

What is a great way to end the day?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:53:30 PM
Evidence of a 12th Century ditch.

Where are the Adventurer and the Princess now?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:55:14 PM
Sat on a bookshelf over there.

Where is the horse and the rider?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:57:03 PM
Surviving an impossible fall off a fallen branch down a gorge into a river.

Where is the bright hair flowing?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:57:43 PM
Behind the hills.

What does the sun shine on?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:05:22 PM
Everyone wearing blue socks.

Where are my ducks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:06:19 PM
Not stolen yet.

What does the river sing?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:22:49 PM
It's singing the song of 'help, I fell and now I can't get up, and I'm rolling uncontrollably and unpredictable to my doom!'


Where's the Tea?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:23:54 PM
Still in the kettle.

Where's the kettle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:26:46 PM
On an all-inclusive holiday in Malia.


Why can they never prove it?

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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:28:17 PM
Because the man on the phone is giving the wrong number.

How long does tea take?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:34:18 PM
Don't know, but it needs more milk.

Where are my owls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:34:48 PM
In the owl drawer.

Where are your ducks?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:36:21 PM
In the bath, a place they very much enjoy being :)

Can they see us from down there?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:37:22 PM
No, but we can see them from up here.

Where is everyone else?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:38:50 PM
Probably in the pub at the end of day one.

What did they do with the wonderful trapeze?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:39:54 PM
Put it in the incident room.

Who else is in the incident room?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:48:37 PM
Miss Scarlett. With a candlestick, no less.

Why am I hungry?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:49:10 PM
Because of pork.

Why am I tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:52:11 PM
From watching sleep.

Why is there never ducks?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:55:26 PM
There is always ducks, ducks are eternal. There were ducks before there was time, and there will be ducks after time's end. It is always ducks. In the beginning it was a duck. At the end it will be a duck. Ducks are everything.

"How many ducks are there really?" "42"

Is anything not ducks?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
I don't think I'm a duck. :P

How did you avoid inevitable typos?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:57:18 PM
My fingers are ducks.

I think you are a goose. That is nearly a duck.

Are you a goose?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:58:59 PM
For a second, but then the goose is me.

Why are the lights not sparkling?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:59:44 PM
Because they are ducks.

Why are they ducks?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:01:29 AM
They're actually small impostor robots designed to look like ducks.

Why are they being helped through?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:03:36 AM
Because the goose is in charge.

Who is the goose?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:05:16 AM
A suspicious-looking figure at the far end of the bar. Seems close to the bartender, as they keep whispering to eachother every so often.

Why is PVA Glue always the answer?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:06:27 AM
Because the ducks invented it.

Why are ducks a conspiracy?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:08:20 AM
Because of the secrets they hold behind their cold eyes and pursed beaks.

Why does Grandmother live in the middle of the woods anyway?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:09:13 AM
Because she likes trees.

Does she have a duck?
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Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:12:29 AM
Probably not. They're too noisy.

Did I just blow your mind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:13:08 AM
No, you blew your tea.

Duck or goose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:15:01 AM
Capercaillie.

Highlighter blue or highlighter happy?
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Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2015, 11:48:25 PM
Blue. I feel blue.

Doctor whattheheck?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:26:55 AM
You want Doctor Whatthehell, just down the corridor.

To necropost or not to necropost?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:36:17 AM
There is no necroposting. There is only Rick Astley, now and always.

What is the One True Word of Rick?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:37:03 AM
Astley.

What is the most false word of Rick?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:40:08 AM
Astley. There is only one word of Rick.

When will microphones?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:53:41 AM
31st February 2054

Why did microphones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:57:08 AM
Skynetflix.

Are feathers methodical?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:01:55 AM
Only at precisely 2:30 on every other Wednesday.

Why do they never sell pairs of pears?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:11:59 AM
Because they only sell pairs of pairs of pears.

Why is the world biased against apple pie?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:22:08 AM
Because cherry pie is superior.

Why is the world biased for cherry pie?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:26:07 AM
Because the world is an apple pie hating bastard.

Why are we forgetting blueberry pie?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:30:27 AM
Because blue is a weird colour for food.

What about steak pies?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 11:33:28 AM
They need ale.

What about PIE FLAVOURED PIE?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 11:35:32 AM
Pie flavoured Pie is just pastry. Too dry.

What about meat and potato pie flavoured pie flavoured pie?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 12:00:00 PM
Too much of a mouthful :P

What about IPie from Apple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 12:16:53 PM
Too expensive.

What about mince pies?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 12:43:16 PM
They must only be eaten on St Crispin's Day.

What about eating humble pie?
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Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 02:34:41 PM
I prefer modest pie.

Does a watched pot ever boil?
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Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 02:55:08 PM
Pots cannot truly be "watched", they are simply holographic projections from a seventeen dimensional hyperspace.

What does a stitch in time save nine of?
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Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 10:45:34 PM
Stitches in unwatched pots.

Why are idioms?
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Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
Because a stitch in apples saves a doctor of time.

What are the economic sectors of a goldfish's lampshade?
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Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:06:37 PM
Obviously we have the Central Business District, the main hole through which the light flows; followed by the Inner Shade City, where most of the light plankton live and hold the jobs of light production in the bulb. There is also the Subulbs and the Rural Urban Fish, which are further out and more wealthy.

Why was that question stupid?
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Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:30:17 PM
Because it didn't mention the phleen.

Explain the phleen, please, with reference to cotton wool and monocles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:36:27 PM
The phleen has occurred due to the great development in cotton wool society, unfortunately causing huge disparity in wealth between communities of cotton wool. The hard work of many poor families of cotton wool support an aristocracy of richer and lazier cotton wool. The richer cotton wool frequently require monocles fitted, as they unfortunately often are inflicted by eye gout, a terrible condition occurring only in cotton wool, which of course has no eyes. The fitter of these monocles by royal appointment is colloquially known as the phleen in the Eastern marches of the great Cotton Kingdom of Woollus Cottonia.

Why are you so interested in the socio-economic subtleties of cotton wool anyway?
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Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:38:00 PM
Because ONLY YOU CAN KNOW THE ANSWER, CHARLES. ONLY YOU.

Why do you never admit that your name is actually Charles?
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Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:39:33 PM
Because you know I prefer to go by Charlie, DAMN IT!

Why do you refuse to humour me in this regard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:40:30 PM
Because the humours are imbalanced, I have too much melancholic, as you well know.

Why does nobody use Galen in hospitals nowadays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:43:14 PM
Because hospitals abandoned science ever since that darn upstart Semmelweis!

Why did we stop bloodletting?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 10:53:50 AM
Because we turned our face away from Khorne.

Should we offer blood for the blood god, or cupcakes for the cupcake fairy, or both?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 12:24:55 PM
Blood cupcakes for the blood cupcake god fairy.

Skulls for the skull throne or marbles for the marble gnome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 12:33:15 PM
Pie.

Whyfore hast thou pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 02:13:06 PM
Pi.

Was whyfore ever a word?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 03:43:36 PM
Whyforever not?

Maps; are they octave compatible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 04:31:57 PM
Nope, they work  with heptaves.

Why isn't a semicolon half a colon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2015, 04:40:23 PM
Because the doctor screwed up the colonoscopy.

Why is cold cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 24, 2015, 05:53:17 PM
Because it's not hot.

Why is cold not hot?
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Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:07:49 PM
Because The Law Of Teacups says so.

What is the real name of Armadillo Frank?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on November 26, 2015, 06:48:10 PM
Pangolin Fred.

What was the pseudonym used by Pangolin Frank?
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Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2015, 12:50:03 PM
I could tell you, but then I'd have to mill you.

How do you fold a pholidota?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2015, 10:10:16 AM
You don't.

How can there be plugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2015, 12:51:25 PM
Because otherwise people's babies get lost down the plugholes.

Am I actually a moon beaver? How would I know?
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Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2015, 02:35:06 PM
You are not. Moon beavers live on Mars, and you are clearly on Earth.

Are existential crises about your species ever justified?
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Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2015, 03:35:55 PM
No, they are always left-aligned on the page.

Why are tank drivers not all given tankards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2015, 07:38:24 PM
Tax reasons.

Why do we even need tank drivers if tanks have no wheels/tracks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2015, 08:35:29 PM
Tanks reasons.

What are the tanks reasons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:31:05 PM
"Tanks reasons" refers to an obscure law dating to 1915 detailing the reasons for National Security on sensitive war projects. As the project of constructing armoured vehicles was of the uttermost secrecy, a law was created stating that any who discussed the vehicles should be shot and then court marshalled, in that order. Unfortunately it was forgotten about in all the hubbub, and it is still technically illegal to discuss tanks in public.

Why did I bother writing that?
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Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 04:30:50 PM
The power of salad onions compelled you.

Why do salad onions have more power than carrot cake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Othko97 on January 24, 2016, 04:51:22 PM
Because carrots don't belong in cake.

Who was first compelled to add carrots into cake?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 05:40:24 PM
A salad onion.

Are clangers really moomins who had their noses attacked by the vacuum cleaner from teletubbies, or are moomins really clangers who squashed their faces to emulate Bagpuss?
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Post by: Lady Grey on February 19, 2016, 11:31:21 PM
Neither. Clangers and Moomins are distantly related creatures, and sometimes communicate with each other with the help of the Iron Chicken.


Why does nowhere sell socks with ducks on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2016, 07:10:03 PM
Because everywhere, the ducks have those socks on.

Why isn't red paint blue?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:29:38 PM
Because if it was, then it wouldn't be paint at all!

What time is breakfast time?
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Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 02:12:40 PM
All the time :D

Why isn't mead biscuit shaped?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 12:44:57 AM
Because they make biscuit mixture out of rum instead. Mead is saved for chips.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:56:05 AM
Why is your stupid question not being read out by a stupid giraffe? :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:41:20 AM
Because giraffes don't exist.

Why are grammar is good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:37:16 AM
Grammer iss god becuz sleepeeling ys bezzed.

How did paintbrushes cause the American Civil War to end so abruptly?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:24:08 AM
Because they tried to stab each other with them. It didn't work.

What is the answer to my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 12:45:09 PM
It is the answer to your question.

Why must tankards replace goblets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: BearKnight on August 06, 2016, 01:25:53 PM
Because gobbling food while you drink is bad for your health!

Why aren't honey bears as sweet as they sound?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
Because they're sour at heart.

When are Armenians?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on February 23, 2018, 09:30:29 PM
713.

Why am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2018, 02:49:28 PM
The penguin did it.

Who is the microphone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on February 25, 2018, 08:00:25 AM
His name is mike, he hates his job...

What is colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 03, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
The absence of crane toads.

When does joy happen?
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Post by: Caradìlis on March 04, 2018, 07:12:13 AM
Never.

What is music?
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Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2018, 10:06:23 PM
Maps are music.

When is music?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 06, 2018, 11:08:15 PM
Never and always...

Where is life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 10:55:16 AM
Wherever it wants to be.

Guitars - why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 11:34:31 AM
Because paper, that's why.

What is a blanket?
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Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 11:37:40 AM
A hyperdimensional non-euclidean manifold of FLUFF AND EXCELLENCE that also eats people sometimes.

Why is light not heavy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 11:58:35 AM
It is actually, it's just too fast to stay on the scale for long enough to be measured.

Why does wood burn?
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Post by: Tusky on March 18, 2018, 12:21:58 PM
Wood is made up of a perfectly aligned array of matches - like electrons in a battery. Similarly when wood burns and expends it's energy the matches become misaligned, which gives it it's black appearance.

If you plant a wig, would a human head grow?






Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 12:23:11 PM
No, that's how the terrifying carnivorous wig-wigs are made. You fool, you've doomed us all!

What do penguins do on tuesdays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 01:00:15 PM
They build rockets and travel to the moon.

Where does the moon go every day?
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Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 01:53:22 PM
Bognor Regis.

Where do I find the sword of Gooraglag the gorlificant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 03:07:33 PM
He swallowed it for a dare...

What are cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 04:04:26 PM
Light and truth and holiness brought in their purest form to earth.

When did the dawn end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 04:07:14 PM
713 AD.

Why is chocolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on March 19, 2018, 05:37:29 PM

Chocolate was first accidentally created by the incans. It was then known as chocl'ot and believed to be the droppings of the great god choxlotl. They used it as a tincture to calm the elderly when they became excessively unruly.


You cannot saw the sea with a seesaw, that is ludicrous. So my question is: What CAN you saw with a seesaw?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 19, 2018, 06:35:47 PM
Eyes.

Who is research?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on March 30, 2018, 08:54:45 AM
Norman Bates from the Psycho series (but not "Bates motel")


What's the best research?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2018, 10:54:13 PM
My research. Because I did it.

What's the best bad good worst game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 08:24:26 AM
Life.

Why is sunshine a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:39:28 AM
Morecambe and Wise brought it.

Why didn't Barbarossa take up crochet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 12:11:58 PM
By that time he's had enough of eberything that begins with cro... Crosses, crocodiles, crows, crochet - no thanks...

What's the difference between an orange and a water bottle?
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Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 03:32:09 PM
Only one of them has ever been used to wrench open a spaceship door in an emergency.

Why are elves similar to teabags?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 04:00:44 PM
You can put both of them in boiling water...

Why is a lamp the same as a bagel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 04:50:32 PM
I'm not a lamp and I'm not a bagel either. Please don't eat me.

Why shouldn't people eat me?
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Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 04:57:00 PM
It is well known that you shouldn't eat anything that has experienced heightened stress levels...

What is eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 04:58:36 PM
The opposite of pooping.

Why are babies disgusting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 05:03:02 PM
Humans taste horribly until they have matured...

What are postcards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 05:06:26 PM
Anti-envelopes.

When is the apocalypse of the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 05:37:51 PM
Two forty PM every second Tuesday.

Why am I sober?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 05:50:16 PM
Because the rum is always gone...

Why doesn't it rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 06:16:05 PM
Rain is and has always been a myth.

Can you feel nothing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 06:22:39 PM
Correct, I am the most heartless creature ever to walk the earth...

Why is the raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 06:35:29 PM
Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.

Why is a crow like a kitchen table?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 07:06:48 PM
Neither can sing...

Why is the tea always gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 07:08:48 PM
China hoards it.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 07:15:39 PM
Of course, I am a witch after all...

Why did I have to grow up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 07:24:42 PM
You didn't no one forced you to.

What color is red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 08:07:06 PM
*sung dramatically*
THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!

Why aren't guitars made of cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 08:30:37 PM
Because no one likes string cheese...

Why are people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 09:34:43 PM
They are unpeople from the city of country.

Are gummy bears/worms alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 09:43:05 PM
Yes, you can hear them scream tiny squishy screams while biting their heads off...

Are stars real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 09:52:57 PM
Stars are like trees.

Why do rivers smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 10:07:20 PM
Because they cannot see.

Are walls in any way similar to Julius Caesar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 10:24:00 PM
Only at night when the ducks cry about chocolate.

What is this sentence about?
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Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:01:49 PM
Fractals.

Why am I a trireme?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 11:18:57 PM
Because you are Boaty McBoatface.

Why am I a beef cow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:24:26 PM
Because YOU are RRS Sir David Attenborough.

Why aren't tissues knitted by fairies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 03:18:17 AM
Because they actually weave them...

Why did I wake up?
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Post by: Tusky on April 01, 2018, 08:52:56 AM
It needed doing. "Up" had been asleep for far too long and if you hadn't have woken it then we would have only had down, left and right.


Why don't volcanoes have nice presents coming out of them, instead of lava.
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 09:25:54 AM
Because Hephaistos is angry with the world and keeps them all for himself...

Why is Easter only once a year?
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Post by: Tusky on April 05, 2018, 04:34:18 PM
It's too explosive. The one time they tried to have it again on the 32nd of August, but it exploded and was never seen again.


Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Post by: comrade_general on April 05, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
To counteract the effects of their slow disappearance.

How big around is the earth disk that we live on?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 05, 2018, 07:37:12 PM
1 square kilometer.

How am I still alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 05, 2018, 09:33:05 PM
Herbal tea, mostly.

Why is herbal tea so addictive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 05, 2018, 10:12:50 PM
There's a reason they call it "herbal". :)

When does wood expire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 05, 2018, 10:33:29 PM
Tomorrow.

Where is life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 05, 2018, 10:35:34 PM
Milton Keynes, mostly.

(Also, the answer to the wood expiry one is "When it's part of my decking and my foot goes through it." :( (Which reminds me, I need to email my landlord)


When does an explosion most resemble a wombat?
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Post by: comrade_general on April 05, 2018, 10:38:52 PM
My dad and I are literally rebuilding his deck. :o

When Luke Skywalker bullseyes them in his T-16 back home because they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

Why does tomorrow never die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 05, 2018, 10:41:50 PM
Because today can last forever...

What is soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 05, 2018, 10:45:06 PM
Boiled football leather.

If you had twelve ducks in a row, when does the farmer bake his horse's cousin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 05, 2018, 10:47:49 PM
At half past 10

Where has the time gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 06, 2018, 09:49:23 AM
No idea, but the ENTIRE Royal Navy is looking for it...

Why is my decking broken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 06, 2018, 10:35:30 AM
There is an elephant in your flat, let's not talk about it...

Why am I lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 06, 2018, 03:24:59 PM

You have not eaten enough yogurt so your limbs are lacking the required calcium. Or possibly too much calcium and are having an overdose.


Can a rary really be tipped?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 06, 2018, 05:12:17 PM
Yes, but don't give them any more than 20% of the total bill.

Do women really find it erotic when fish eat each other?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 06, 2018, 06:29:31 PM
Absolutely, why else do you think we hold monthly gatherings by the side of forest lakes under the full moon? Demon worship? Tsk...

Why do I need glasses?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 06, 2018, 06:35:49 PM
Who said that?

What question should I ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 06, 2018, 07:54:59 PM
You just asked one.

What are curtains?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 07, 2018, 05:52:23 PM
Curtains are there to obscure the debauched nighttime activities of the window.


Where is the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: vulcanology on April 07, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Love can be found at a rather pleasant botanical garden down the road, if you bothered to look. It can be found in many forms, some of those forms include insects.

Why do I procrastinate?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 07, 2018, 07:46:41 PM
You don't. Time does not exist, therefore the passage of it is of no relevance...

What are books?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 07, 2018, 07:48:48 PM
Diaries of a madman.

Are pigeons poisonous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 07, 2018, 07:53:00 PM
Yes, why else do you think Joffrey choked on one?

Am I a blueberry?
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Post by: vulcanology on April 08, 2018, 06:07:13 PM
Of course not you fool. Although, like a blueberry, you are in fact edible.

Socks are foot gloves, what are hand shoes?
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Post by: comrade_general on April 08, 2018, 06:37:45 PM
Those things guys use to protect their junk.

Why is it still winter? (It's actually a serious question but should be stupid)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: vulcanology on April 08, 2018, 06:56:39 PM
Ironically, global warming.

What IS a dog's purpose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 08, 2018, 07:02:41 PM
To eat man.

Is dog food better with milk or just dry?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 08, 2018, 07:46:15 PM
I like it crunchy and it soaks too quickly in milk... :(

What is a dictionary?
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Post by: vulcanology on April 08, 2018, 10:57:34 PM
Word book you can add a word to just by saying it enough that they accept it as part of the language. Wild.

Are my impulse purchases on Amazon a good or a bad thing?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 09, 2018, 05:51:55 AM
They're great, the economy loves people like you... ;)

Why do I have to get up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 09, 2018, 08:44:21 AM
You don't have to. But you do have to get down.


Is it true that if you say "lady in red" into a mirror 3 times then Chris de Burgh appears behind you and grants you 2 wishes?







Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 09, 2018, 09:38:47 AM
No, but if you sing it in front of me, you will die and it will look like an accident...

Am I paying attention in class?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 10, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
No.


Who would win in a fight between a table, a jockey, some rain and the concept of unease
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 10, 2018, 10:29:58 AM
The rain. Water is patient and water always wins...

Why is blood red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: vulcanology on April 10, 2018, 01:59:10 PM
All that food colouring you eat.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 10, 2018, 02:58:58 PM
Let me refer you back to Jubal's answer from when I asked that question...
Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.

Where is my life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 12, 2018, 09:04:42 AM
Wherever you last saw it. On the side, maybe?

All I ever hear these days is that my file has been "saved to the cloud" or my profile is "in the cloud". How do clouds store information?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 12, 2018, 09:10:10 AM
The same way they store rain...

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 12, 2018, 10:22:52 AM
Elephant. SHREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 12, 2018, 10:57:19 AM
Because I'm tired and I can't anymore.

What for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 14, 2018, 09:18:47 PM
Wallaby-spittooning contests.

Whyfore hast thy visage like unto that of a guanaco become?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 14, 2018, 09:30:24 PM
Because Shakespeare wanted it that way and he's the boss... ;D

Why can't I stop laughing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 16, 2018, 01:43:20 PM
You must have either heard the world's most hilarious joke, or have become mad. I will opt for the first one since the the other will be a worrying and sad development.

How can the tin man in the wizard of oz function without a brain?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 16, 2018, 05:13:21 PM
(we're all mad here ;D)

Same way most humans apparently do...

What colour is blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 18, 2018, 08:22:01 AM
Orange.

If you are what you eat, what are you? (next poster)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 18, 2018, 12:02:13 PM
Nothing apparently... Thanks for pushing my ego... :P

Why does green exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2018, 10:09:27 PM
Because I need to get a colour scheme from somewhere :)

When did blue stop being black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 19, 2018, 10:33:18 PM
When she decided to drag herself out of that depression, because no one else was going to do it...

Why is there a suitcase on my wardrobe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 20, 2018, 07:30:34 PM
Because there isn't a suitcase under your wardrobe.

We often use the metaphor of "burying your head in the sand" to mean you are avoiding your problems. When a ostrich buries it's head in the sand, what problems is it hiding from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 20, 2018, 11:16:58 PM
Humans. When in doubt, it's safest to assume they are the root of the problem...

Am I hungry, or is my stomach just being generally grumpy?
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Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 09:39:14 PM
You just have really bad gas.

What happens before things happen next at the current time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 10:48:37 PM
Generally things that are either frightening, confusing, or both - is what I have found...

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:00:27 PM
Exactly.

How?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 11:11:50 PM
Don't look at me, I didn't do anything...

What exactly just happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:14:02 PM
The penguins started flapping and the planet spun backwards for exactly 0.2838947354 seconds.

Are facts true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM
Yes.

Is there life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:34:16 PM
That wasn't very stupid of an answer lol

There is no life there is only Zuul.

How many pancakes can the average man fit in his nostrils?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 11:50:26 PM
I do what I want.

Not a single one, he shall die beforte they touch his nose...

Why can't I sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:52:15 PM
The night magicians are keeping you awake with their loud and explosive dia- well you get the picture.

What's all this mess then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 22, 2018, 04:50:17 AM
Fun. Obviously.

Why am I awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 22, 2018, 12:42:52 PM
Because gnomes.

Can it just stop now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 22, 2018, 04:33:37 PM
Sure, here's a knife, feel free to shakespeare away...

Why are cats always so fluffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 22, 2018, 05:04:42 PM
Because they are made from stuffing (the bread kind).

Why is it so hard to kill the dinosaur thing?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 22, 2018, 05:44:17 PM
It's not that hard... I'm pretty sure a meteor should prove effective.. .

Why do castles have walls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 23, 2018, 10:19:26 AM
So dragons have something to climb on :)

Why are muscles owch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 10:34:04 AM
To show you that they are still there...

What am I doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 01:40:05 PM
Everything all the time.

Can someone help me press refrigerators?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 01:47:33 PM
I'll ask Godzilla and King Kong, they ought to have time...

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 01:51:28 PM
The hamster wheel in your head is squeaky and keeps you up at night.

Who stole my motivation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 02:11:11 PM
I did, but I have misplaced it, so you can't have it back...

Why does my head hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 02:26:14 PM
It is the center of pain receptors.

Is potating a good thing to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2018, 02:35:26 PM
potating is an excellent thing to do and should be encouraged. Not to be confused with pot-hating, though. Never do that.

If I turned into a seagull would I get any cool abilities or powers? Or would I just be able to do lame things like fly and make stupid, excessively loud noises?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 02:51:45 PM
You get the superpower of always knowing when someone opens a bag of crisps and the ability to immediatly teleport to that place and bug said person... People now hate you.

When will I be home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 03:19:23 PM
You are home, you've been home for years.

Where are my meat balloons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 03:21:43 PM
You probably ate them...

Is my bed heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 03:25:31 PM
Close, but in reality it might be hell, I don't know, you'd better ask the comforter gods.

What the heck is that string thing over there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 24, 2018, 01:05:03 PM
It's the flying spaghetti monster having a nap.

Why do noses run, and feet smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 24, 2018, 01:10:11 PM
Because nothing makes sense anymore....

Why isn't C R?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on April 26, 2018, 12:15:40 PM
They had to change it after people started finding it too scary to say they were taking their RAR! for a drive

Would an earth worm be called a Mars worm if they sent one to Mars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on April 26, 2018, 05:32:55 PM
Certainly not, mars worms are quite a different species and they will be quite offended if you equate them with anything from that "inferior planet called Earth"...

Does Freytag's Pyramid mean tragedies can only take place on Fridays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on April 27, 2018, 09:44:20 PM
No, but it does mean that you can't do any of the histories on the second Sunday of each month.

How much poo would a hoopoe poo if a hoopoe could poo poo?
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Post by: Tusky on April 28, 2018, 07:02:01 AM
Not that much. Probably about a quarnth every Soptin

Do electric sheep dream of androids?
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Post by: Jubal on April 28, 2018, 09:16:06 AM
Only in their nightmares.

Why isn't cheese more SONIC?
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 28, 2018, 10:25:14 AM
Because if it were, it would scream in pain, which would traumatise us all for eating it and that would be a pity, because cheese is delicious...

Why have I still not gotten up?
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Post by: Tusky on May 01, 2018, 07:05:44 AM
Because you HAVE gotten up. It's all perspective, or something.

Can earwax sing?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 10:01:39 PM
Mmmm?Mmmm good.

Will I be portugaled up forever?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 05, 2018, 10:16:26 PM
No, just until football season is over...

What is a bed?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 10:51:14 PM
The beginning, the end, the middle.

Are leaves like hair for trees?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 06, 2018, 06:40:20 AM
No, they're toes....

What are clouds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 01:07:14 PM
Giant vape trails designed to conceal faulty wiring in the ceiling.

Will you teach me the ways of the force?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 06, 2018, 01:26:34 PM
No, but come to the dark side, we have cookies...

Where am I?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 01:32:23 PM
Apparently you're on the dark side. Let's get those cookies. :)

Where do cookies come from?
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Post by: Tusky on June 06, 2018, 03:04:13 PM
The exact centre of the internet.

How wide is a piece of string?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 03:06:28 PM
The same as the length of a piece of cheese.

How do you spell words?
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Post by: Tusky on June 09, 2018, 09:17:14 AM
w - u - e - r - d - z

Why is the word piano so negative? Why can't it instead be a piayes
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 09, 2018, 10:11:20 AM
Have you ever listened to Schumann?

Why does the sun exist?
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Post by: Jubal on June 09, 2018, 10:27:44 AM
Because there was a gap in the market for terrible, terrible journalism.

Why aren't buildings made in prettier shapes?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 09, 2018, 10:59:41 AM
Have you been to central Vienna?!? They are. You're just not allowed to live in them...

Why does time pass so quickly?
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Post by: Jubal on June 09, 2018, 11:30:02 AM
It's CG's fault.

Why do I need to buy food?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 09, 2018, 11:37:07 AM
Because stealing is wrong...

Why do I have to get up?
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Post by: Tusky on June 09, 2018, 12:03:16 PM
It's a heartwarming story is why.

Why do volcanos have to be so negative? How can we turn them into volcayeses?
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Post by: Jubal on June 09, 2018, 12:56:57 PM
I asked some people from Pompeii for the answer to your question. They were a bit stony-faced about the whole thing. :(

Stag beetles or Longhorn beetles?
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Post by: Tusky on June 12, 2018, 09:11:42 AM
Jam.

I think that may have been intended for the what would you rather thread....

If the Earth temps were the opposite way round (poles were really warm, and around the equator was really cold) would the egyptians have build giant igloos for the pharoes?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 09:21:00 AM
No, they would of course have built icebergs, duh...

What colour is grey?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2018, 01:31:12 PM
That one over there.

Can a dead duck fly to the moon?
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Post by: Tusky on June 12, 2018, 03:15:05 PM
No, a fly duck can moon, a dead fly can duck, but never can a dead duck fly to the moon. It's one of those mysteries that has had scientists baffled for many years.

In the film E.T, when the titular E.T wanted to phone home, why did nobody explain that interstellar telephony was and still is far beyond the reach of humans.

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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 07:24:06 PM
Because it isn't humans have just been complete douches to aliens over the years - why do you think they keep invading?

If red means 'no' and green means 'go', is brown a no-go?
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Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2018, 10:58:51 PM
Depends if it smells bad.

Should ducks defenestrate geese, and if not why not?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 11:11:33 PM
Birds should always defenestrate, how else are they going to start flying?

Why are clothing colours so unrealistic?
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Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2018, 11:16:55 PM
Glitchy graphics software. You should get a driver update.

Why can't I boat to work tomorrow morning?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 13, 2018, 06:44:17 AM
Because this ain't Venice...

Why can't I just fly where I want to go?
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Post by: Tusky on June 13, 2018, 12:38:20 PM
Because your wings are too small.

So a gyratory is like a circle / spiral (like the road thing), and if something is mandatory that means it is mandated.

Does that mean history is about hissing?

I dread to think what a rectory is...
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 13, 2018, 12:55:38 PM
Yes, mainly. I mean most of what you hear is one ruler after the other throwing hissy-fit after hissy-fit..

Why do pretty books have to be so expensive?
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Post by: Tusky on June 13, 2018, 01:57:55 PM
Good question. I think it's because they are made by celebrities so they cost a lot of money to hire

Do duck quacks reverberate?
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Post by: Jubal on June 14, 2018, 10:26:38 AM
Only in your soul.

What is a cow, when you take away the cow?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 14, 2018, 12:47:27 PM
Leather.

Can you hear the people sing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on June 18, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
Occasionally

Do several turkeys gobble more than several greedy people
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Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 05:12:58 PM
Only on a stormy Thursday.

Which way does the eagle fly on the first morning of spring?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 26, 2018, 06:10:42 PM
Far away from whatever this madness is...

Why don't birds swim in the sky and fish fly in the sea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 06:18:51 PM
Because they live in fear of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth, who condemns such breaches of the dark order he has smothered the world with like a vengeful cloud.

Why aren't more people talking about the encroaching menace of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 26, 2018, 06:33:01 PM
Because the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Why can't my head be full of work/study stuff instead of GoT quotes?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 27, 2018, 04:49:25 AM
Because swords are fun.

Why am I so unlucky?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 07:28:05 AM
Because all the luck is mine and I'm not sharing! :P

Why are beds so comfy if you're not allowed to stay in them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on June 27, 2018, 08:32:51 AM
It's a cruel trick played on us by bed companies

How come Yeti's get all the fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on June 27, 2018, 09:19:38 AM
Because Yetis run all of the evil bed companies.

What sort of companies do sasquatches work for?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
Sassy Squash Companies.

Shouldn't I be studying?
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Post by: Tusky on June 28, 2018, 11:20:54 AM
Yes. But only for 5 seconds, then come back.

Why is it when I conduct an orchestra I hear music, but when I conduct a study the study makes no sound?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 28, 2018, 12:20:21 PM
You're conducting the wrong studies... I had to move my experiment to a remote island because the neighbours were starting to get suspicious... :)

What is salt?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 28, 2018, 01:56:17 PM
A mild form of crystal meth.

But why is the rum gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on June 28, 2018, 11:36:48 PM
I drank it.

Sea turtles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on June 29, 2018, 04:31:11 AM
Land tortoises.

Are you the police?
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Post by: Tusky on June 29, 2018, 06:21:32 AM
No, but I was their roadie for a brief period in the early nineties until Sting kicked me out for bullying his pet otter.

What is the most appropriate sound to make when you are riding a roller coaster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on June 29, 2018, 06:31:11 AM
The screams of your enemies.

Why morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on July 03, 2018, 11:25:02 PM
I tried to have less ning but found it wanting

Could Donald Trump beat Bernie Sanders in an arm wrestling match?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 04, 2018, 12:43:47 AM
Only if Patrick Swayze was the judge.

Are you the anti-pope?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 04, 2018, 07:03:05 AM
I'm the devil, so yes, naturally.

Why isn't the sky green and the trees blue?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 04, 2018, 01:24:38 PM
They are, look farther.

Where is the bat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2018, 12:17:13 AM
Look within yourself. You know it to be true.

What are eyes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 05, 2018, 01:50:05 AM
A child's play thing.

Does pain hurt?
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Post by: Tusky on July 05, 2018, 08:22:39 AM
I assume you mean like the french for bread right? Only if you have a gluten intolerance.

How do French people eat bread?
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Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2018, 09:21:41 AM
Posthumously.

I'd there even psionics in this setting?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 05, 2018, 01:14:16 PM
I think you mean cryonics, and yes, it is inside the piano.

Oh dear what did the bear do with my beer while I wasn't here to feel fear?
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Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2018, 07:34:53 PM
It drove its tractor down the road, grumbling all the way and trying to pick up Radio Norfolk on its car radio. Then it crashed. Because it was drunk on beer. Also because bears don't know how to drive.

How long does drying varnish take to feel sadness?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 05, 2018, 08:59:46 PM
Until the first human steps on it...

Why don't trains do what I want?
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Post by: Tusky on July 07, 2018, 07:32:37 AM
They do, you just need to learn their language.

Why can't people marry as many people as they want? Why just one?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 07, 2018, 11:57:43 AM
Because someone, way back when decided that Europe isn't Africa... If you want polygamy, go there...

Why can sailingboats only sail then there's wind?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 07, 2018, 01:34:56 PM
I think it has something to do with the jet stream.

Is it possible for me to enter my own dreams and live in them?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 07, 2018, 09:36:45 PM
Yes, in a coma...

What is time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 07, 2018, 09:52:09 PM
4:50 PM

Should I have food for dinner?
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Post by: Jubal on July 08, 2018, 12:02:29 AM
No. Food is a terrible dinner guest and has poor conversation skills.

Sleep. Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2018, 12:11:15 AM
How now brown cow.

Is this the end my only friend?
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Post by: Jubal on July 08, 2018, 09:36:46 AM
It may be one end. But it is not the only one.


Tell me, is it safe to dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on July 08, 2018, 10:12:48 AM
You can dance if you want to. You could leave your friends behind. But your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then let me tell you: they're no friends of mine!

How is it that so many crimes are solved based on DNA evidence. Don't we share 97% of our DNA with chimps? How do we know that chimps aren't going round committing all the crimes?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2018, 01:34:10 PM
Pretty sure it's the bananas, don't we share a lot with them too?

Or is it a clever ruse and we are the chimps and they the humans? ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on July 12, 2018, 08:31:00 AM
Yes I think you're right. All people are chimps.

Has anyone thought of trying to teach wasps to make Honey? They really need to clean their act up a bit.

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Post by: Jubal on July 15, 2018, 04:06:06 PM
Someone thought of it once. We do not talk about the results. Even their name is now anathema.

Why do ducks not have fur?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 15, 2018, 05:04:13 PM
They do. When they buy it they put it on their bill.

Why is France cheating at the soccer?
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Post by: Tusky on July 18, 2018, 03:16:22 PM
They wanted to win at getting the most red cards. They are devastated to have failed.

If I picked everything up with a pencil would I fool people into thinking I was a television detective?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 18, 2018, 10:16:39 PM
No, just that you were very bad at using chopsticks.

Why is candlelight magical?
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Post by: Jubal on July 18, 2018, 11:39:46 PM
Because the magic goat with the golden fleece did its rear-end business into the tallow. All the tallow, always.

What does paper do when it can't be paper?
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Post by: Tusky on July 19, 2018, 08:49:55 AM
It usually becomes card, balustrades, spade handles and pocket tissues.

Wouldn't more efficient way to boil an egg for your breakfast be to have a little calor gas stove in your car, boil up some water, pop in the eggs and then drive away from your house at exactly 60mph. Then 3 minutes later you'll have perfectly cooked eggs, and you're already on your way to work / school!
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Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2018, 11:37:57 PM
It would be more efficient, but the stove unions would object to cars taking their jobs.

Why was the best time in human history the Eighteenth of October, 4381 BC?
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Post by: beebug_nic on August 10, 2018, 10:33:54 AM
Well, firstly it was a Sunday - which always puts people in a good mood. But why was it such a good time for humanity? well on that day one of the Great Elder Gods whispered into the ears of a relatively unknown farmer. The words were themselves appeared in a dream as the farmer slept in the shade under a particularly hot sun.  As the words worked themselves from the farmers subconscious into his waking brain, he sat bolt upright and laughed harder than anyone had ever laughed in history.  He recorded those words on a stone tablet, and eventually the words grew and spread amongst the people. And those words were:

Jul qvq gur puvpxra pebff gur ebnq?

And the rest, as they say, is history.

---

Why does my milk go off whenever I leave it out of the fridge?

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Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2018, 02:01:34 PM
It goes off in the same way that a gun would go off - because you applied heat to it. It's just that guns require a lot more heat indeed to make enough force to move the bullet. Milk going off takes a really really long time, but the results are the same.

Were the jam famous for liking jam? Or did they just make it.
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Post by: Jubal on August 22, 2018, 10:46:54 AM
Neither. They believed themselves to be jam and saw jam eating as a form of cannibalism, and thus impermissible except for chili jam because that doesn't count.

What is the weight of a waiting waiter?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 22, 2018, 02:39:51 PM
Zero, because you should never ask anyone how much they weigh, it's impolite.

Why is heat legal?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 22, 2018, 02:46:03 PM
Because cold is illegal.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 22, 2018, 05:45:58 PM
Going by that logic: Testical.

Why does the stuff I want always have to be out of stock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on August 23, 2018, 01:40:32 PM
There is a team of people who specifically track your online activities. When they see that you are about to click onto something you might want they hurriedly purchase all remaining stock so there is none left for you to buy.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2018, 01:53:41 PM
Stand up and walk out on you.

What would you do if I tune out of sang?
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Post by: Jubal on August 25, 2018, 09:55:56 AM
Explode and implode simultaneously.

Why aren't cocktail sticks made of a cock's tail?
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Post by: Tusky on August 25, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
In a way they are: They are made of the old oars of coxswains who retire from rowing. The spelling did used to be called coxswain sticks but adopted today's spelling due to semantic shift

A microphone is not a small phone, nor is a microlight a small light. Should we find new words for impostors like these or prefix every word with "micro"
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Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 10:15:09 AM
I am in microagreement with the second micro idea in your micropost.

Straw, huh, what is it good for?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 26, 2018, 11:05:28 AM
Well, I use it to burn corpses...

Are butterflies made of butter?
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Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 11:20:01 AM
No, they're made of margarine, it's a massive scam >:(

Are horseflies made of horse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on August 26, 2018, 11:35:26 AM
No, but they are famous for their horsemanship...

Why isn't red yellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on August 26, 2018, 11:59:58 AM
Red can't be yellow any more, it was a tricky breakup

Could an army doing the conga with conkers conquer tonga any longer?
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Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 02:08:48 PM
No, but Zaire is fair game.

Why is it a bad idea to tell untruths to a pygmy jerboa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on August 26, 2018, 06:49:44 PM
Because any lie you tell will come back to haunt you one day.

Am I who I was and will I be who I am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on August 26, 2018, 07:44:12 PM
You are what you eat.

I know you are but what am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on August 26, 2018, 08:44:23 PM
Apparently you're 100% Prine Angus Beef...

Soooo... I am nothing? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 10:31:34 PM
Were you who you are, you would be who you were so long as you will be who you might be when you were the person you could become. Of course you may also be who you will be, contingent upon you being who you were and will soon be again, at least in the event that you have finished being the person you are before you become once more the person you were, who is also the person you were before that, and may or may not be the person you will be. All that is ultimately certain is that you are shortly scheduled to become the person that the person you were was going to become before they became the person you are, and of course that that person is a hamster.

What is the sole soul of a sole to do with its soles when going solo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on August 26, 2018, 10:37:01 PM
No no, the movie is just called "Solo".

Do you like hamsters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 10:38:35 PM
As long as they don't touch my ham.

Why don't spiders have even more legs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on August 26, 2018, 10:51:57 PM
Any more and they would be constantly tripping over themselves.

Why are we all here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2018, 11:02:43 PM
Because otherwise we'd be there, and that would be wrong.

Why can't I eat dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on August 26, 2018, 11:13:40 PM
You can... For instance that cinnamon dessert I resently had was an absolute dream and you betcha I ate every last bit of it!

Why is the devil the bad guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on August 27, 2018, 12:07:37 AM
It's actually a biblical mistranslation of "bat guy" - he was the star player in heaven's baseball team shortly before the world was created.

Ducks - yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on August 27, 2018, 01:25:44 AM
Quack.

Cock-a-doodle-do or cock-a-doodle-don't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on August 27, 2018, 06:52:29 AM
No thanks.

Why are foxes red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on August 30, 2018, 02:41:46 PM
It is because of their constant and unquenchable rage  :balrog:

I'm fed up of waiting for the eggheads at NASA to make an interstellar vehicle so want to make my own. Can anyone lend me the materials to make one? Oh and also tell me how.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2018, 10:43:36 PM
Someone can. That someone is... NASA.

Who is NASA really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on September 06, 2018, 04:59:32 AM
I heard it's the Nose and Shoulder Agency, apparently they do aesthetic surgery - not that that's anything for me, I don't need that... :P

Where is NASA?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: beebug_nic on September 10, 2018, 05:50:43 PM
NASA is actually held in a quantum state orbiting a dead star just before the heat death of the universe - where only the most advance races can consult them about cosmetic surgery...

How did NASA become what it is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on September 11, 2018, 05:43:39 AM
Nepotism.

What is a morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on September 11, 2018, 09:08:51 AM
A larger number of nings. A smaller number of them, of course, would be a lessning.

Why do venue planners insist on adding a front row to cinema and comedy venues? Everyone knows that nobody ever sits in them
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on September 30, 2018, 12:36:30 PM
They're for the cinema ghost. It's like phantom of the opera but a lot cheaper.

Why is tea limited?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 01, 2018, 05:27:37 PM
Because God is dead and life isn't fair.

Why do I have to study?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 01, 2018, 05:31:17 PM
The evil duckling queen said you had to. I don't make the rules.

Why don't I make the rules?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 01, 2018, 05:57:31 PM
Because then the world might actually be a good place for once and we can't possibly have that.

Why can't the world be a nice place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 01, 2018, 06:21:13 PM
Because tea is only finite.

Why does the washing up always demand to be done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 02, 2018, 07:01:48 PM
You're being too lenient with them. Show them who is the real boss here and they will never dare question your benevolent dictatorship ever again.

Why do I always accidentally cook for 10 people instead of 1?
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Post by: Tusky on October 04, 2018, 12:06:25 PM
Due to a subconscious benevolence you probably acquired due to being hypnotised by a greedy hypnotist

Why do the horrible business dweebs on the apprentice get told they are fired when they are only actually applying for the position?
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Post by: Caradìlis on October 04, 2018, 02:33:36 PM
Because it's actually a job interview for flame-throwers...

How van I have so much to do and be bored at the same time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 12, 2018, 10:33:31 AM
You must just have lots and lots of very boring things to do. Simply make all your tasks revolve around fun things like eating fudge, watching films and playing with kittens

The wright brothers are generally attributed with building and flying the worlds first airplane. So what did the wrong brothers do?
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Post by: Caradìlis on October 17, 2018, 09:35:20 PM
They took planes apart and submerged them in the sea, of course...

Who is a what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2018, 09:42:54 PM
Me.

If money is the root of all evil, what are the leaves?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 17, 2018, 10:55:05 PM
Misdemeanors.

How much land do I need to plant sorghum?
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Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2018, 11:21:48 PM
None, you can grow it in a pot.

Why is light so light?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 17, 2018, 11:30:49 PM
Because it's bright.

Why is Joe Buck such a douche?
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Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2018, 11:33:10 PM
Because Jane Doe left him for another deer.

Oh dear, dear, I hit a deer, dear, but why, dear, did I not pay so dear for the deer I nearly hit?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 17, 2018, 11:52:20 PM
Because your bear drank all your beer.

If you get into a showdown with a rabbit is it a hare-y situation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2018, 11:59:15 PM
No. Rabbits are not hares.

Why are there bricks above my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 18, 2018, 12:10:05 AM
Because you're just another brick in the wall.

Why does it cry, Smeagol?
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Post by: Jubal on October 18, 2018, 10:07:05 AM
Smeagol isn't here, Cowman. Smeagol's dead.


Who is the cowman now, man?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 18, 2018, 11:48:51 AM
An udder.

Why is the temperature literally freezing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 18, 2018, 03:28:32 PM
Because it's cold.

Why does there always have to be background noise on public transport?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 18, 2018, 07:03:10 PM
Because it's where the public sometimes are, and they can be a noisy bunch.

In Jack and the beanstalk, the giant says "fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an English man". Can someone explain why the giant didn't say "fee fi fo fan"? It would have made a better rhyme and it's not like the giant needed to come up with a real word...
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Post by: Caradìlis on October 18, 2018, 07:49:42 PM
He's a giant, not Shakespeare...

Is the sequel to "Of mice and men" "Of cats and women"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 24, 2018, 03:52:34 PM
No, that's the prequel. The sequel is "Of beetles and babies".

Why can't I speak to ducks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 27, 2018, 06:01:13 AM
You can, they just pretend not to hear you, because they are really rude...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 27, 2018, 06:14:50 AM
Because of quantum and the overproduction of waffles

who can take a rainbow, and wrap it in a sigh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 27, 2018, 10:32:08 AM
Poets.

Why do I let people be mean to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 11:24:39 AM
All part of the grand scheme, I have no doubt :)

Why do I get fat when I eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Glaurung on October 27, 2018, 05:41:26 PM
Because you are not fitted with a matter transmitter to store the excess food somewhere else.

Why are humans not fitted with matter transmitters?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 06:47:25 PM
They are, it's called a bum!

Can you eat piranhas before they eat you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 07:27:32 PM
Well, you certainly can't eat them afterwards.

ლაპარაკობთ ქართულად?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 07:46:41 PM
Kajiggery mafiggery ac ploziggery.

Can you snort lobster bisque?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 07:55:37 PM
No, it's impossible to buy the equipment anywhere nowadays.

Why doesn't this room have more sockets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 08:03:13 PM
What would be the point you don't even have a ratchet.

How do I destroy these flies that are overrunning my life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 08:43:32 PM
File them.

How do I make more time happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 08:58:13 PM
Addition.

How do I make time stop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 09:09:57 PM
SCIENCE!

How do science?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 09:14:57 PM
Fine, thanks, and you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 10:59:21 PM
NEVER.

Dugongs. Explain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 01:03:29 AM
No I'm still currently a plain.

Is it possible that I don't have to ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 11:22:11 AM
Only in theory but not in practice.

How do I write about monsters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 28, 2018, 11:36:19 AM
Write about humans, same thing...

Should I procrastinate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 12:06:02 PM
No you should aristocrastinate. It's more posh.

What's the best way to weasel out of something?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 01:34:46 PM
Get a stoat, they're better at the job.

Who is the fake slim shady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 01:38:22 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ogc7D1F-EGY/hqdefault.jpg)

Where have all the flowers gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 01:56:02 PM
Gone for soldiers, every one.

Will ye go, lassie, go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 02:56:39 PM
Lassie got mange and joined the post office reserves.

Is Meg a gem because gem is Meg spelled backwards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 03:01:18 PM
No, Meg is a gem because Meg is made of a variety of the mineral corundum, consisting of aluminium oxide (α-Al2O3) with trace amounts of elements such as iron, titanium, chromium, copper, or magnesium.

Why can a fly fly, but a fish can't fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 28, 2018, 06:00:25 PM
No opposable thumbs

Has there ever been a cannon what was canon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 28, 2018, 06:59:19 PM
Yeah, in Pirates of the Caribbean... ;D

What constitutes food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 07:05:51 PM
A food constituting machine.

Why can't you make roads out of tissue paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 28, 2018, 09:48:12 PM
You can, but it takes up a lot of resources and is a waste of time...

What is sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 10:06:53 PM
Why, of all people, are you asking me?

Why do so many things waste time instead of wasting thyme?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 29, 2018, 06:37:54 AM
You wouldn't be asking that if you had ever seen my dad try to cook a casserole.

Zoo keeping, bee keeping...  book keeping? Bees and zoos I can understand why are books so unruly that it requires someone to keep them?
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Post by: Caradìlis on October 29, 2018, 08:37:42 AM
You've obviously never been to the Restricted Section...

Why am I not allowed time travel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2018, 11:21:41 AM
Spoilers :)


Why am I not allowed space travel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 29, 2018, 11:40:55 AM
You are. It's called public transport or walking... :P

Why doesn't the tea help?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 29, 2018, 09:15:31 PM
The tea can help with many things, such as a need for caffeine - but unfortunately it can't help with that.

Why was their no warning about the genuinely terrifying exilian logo change? I nearly soiled myself
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2018, 10:38:18 PM
We wanted you to soil yourself.

Is soil just recycled poo?
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Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2018, 10:41:35 PM
I got sniped before I could post this reply to Tusky's but I'm going to leave it here anyway: there was a warning. It was written in prophecies thousands of years ago, lost, copied out by a sixteenth century scribe, sat in a university library for two more centuries, ended up in the hands of the British civil service, naturally got lost again, was marked down as having disappeared in the North Sea floods of 1953, was rediscovered by an archivist in the 1980s, was then quietly buried in a time capsule for inexplicable reasons involving a four year old's surprise birthday party, was uncovered from there by the Russian mafia, returned to the university, became the subject of a legal battle of disputed ownership, and is now in the basement of a large governmental building that is itself the subject of disputes as to which government it belongs to, locked in the toilet rooms, in a safe, in a cubicle with a sign saying "beware of the ravenous Bug-blatter beast of Traal" on the door.

And no, CG, poo is recycled soil.

Why pumpkins?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2018, 11:00:33 PM
Mine is basically the tl;dr version of that lol

Because gourds.

Isn't corn the greatest thing in the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 30, 2018, 07:19:54 AM
The children of the corn certainly seemed to think so...

Does Halloween hate me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on October 30, 2018, 07:50:32 PM
No it sometimes might trick you - but then treat you.

Who are you gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on October 30, 2018, 10:23:37 PM
My parents usually...

Will I go to hell for this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 31, 2018, 02:39:16 PM
For this? Sure.
If you did that instead of this maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Always choose that instead of this.

Can tubeworms have fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2018, 04:01:46 PM
Of course, there's a song about it and everything:
They've never ever seen sunlight
And on the ocean floor tonight,
No spines, but still reach seven foot one
Tubeworms they wanna have fun
Tubeworms just wanna have fun


Why don't we all live near hydrothermic vents on the ocean floor?
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Post by: Caradìlis on October 31, 2018, 11:07:59 PM
Cause the mermaids are really racist and don't want no humans...

Isn't Halloween just the best?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 01, 2018, 03:47:26 PM
No, it's several other things too.

Why aren't we all more focused on the problems caused by badly sanitised telephones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 01, 2018, 06:51:46 PM
Because some people seem to think that acknowledging a problem is apparently enough to consider it dealt with...

Why do I have to be sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 02, 2018, 12:21:09 AM
Wasn't me! It's either the rising of the blood planet Garkharvaine, the dread spores of the mighty mushroom of mundifron, a curse from the lost religion of the bunneh, or it was CG's fault.

Why are you answering this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 02, 2018, 10:21:42 AM
(You seem very defensive about this, are you sure it wasn't you?)

The Moonman told me to...

Why is blood a colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 07, 2018, 11:40:10 AM
Because otherwise it would be water, and blood is thicker than water. It's one of the only facts we know about blood.

What's your favourite gourd?
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Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 01:33:20 PM
Hokkaido...

Why can't I just die and be done with it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 07, 2018, 03:34:12 PM
Because you haven't gotten round to killing me yet!

Why am flop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 04:39:26 PM
Because pm flop is ridiculous...

Tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 06:17:07 PM
U.

Y?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 07:30:51 PM
Reasons.

My head hurts, can somebody kill me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 08:53:14 PM
I don't know can we? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 10:16:38 PM
Nah, believe me, I've tried... :/

Should I stop watching murder documentaries?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 10:36:08 PM
You should watch documentary murders.

Are there any documentaries about flossing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 08, 2018, 11:44:34 AM
Yep there's a few...
A floss of the coin: The gamble of neglecting your teeth
Floss like a boss. A flossing story
Don't be "at a floss" about how to floss

Has anyone lost their pet spider? I found a stray one chilling out on my bedroom wall
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 01:39:20 PM
What does she look like? Large with yellow stripes? Because that would be mine...


Should I procrastinate more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 01:57:55 PM
Take a while to think it over.

Why aren't the eagles coming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 02:02:44 PM
Because... WINTER is coming... ;D

Is Katy Perry a Lannister?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 02:11:58 PM
In fact, several of them; she's secretly three clones of Tyrion stacked up inside a trench-coat.

Am I a Tully?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 08, 2018, 05:00:04 PM
Truly you are one with the fishes.

Am I a Wildling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 15, 2018, 03:01:49 PM
You were a wildling until Samwell Tarly seduced you.

Why has nobody done a superhero whos powers are to do with bridges? Like they shoot tiny bridges out of their hands and speak to bridges to learn their secrets...

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 15, 2018, 08:28:38 PM
They tried that. He is called Pontifex and his power was meant to be building bridges between people and nations... Needless to say that that may have gon a tad wrong...

Why don't I get to be king?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 15, 2018, 08:39:22 PM
King Kong already claimed that title 4 life.

Why do I have one sleeve up and one sleeve down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2018, 12:53:49 AM
One is good and one is sleevil.

Why no paper? :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2018, 01:27:05 AM
Because yes cardboard.

Why is it snow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Wolf on November 16, 2018, 01:19:21 PM
A white substance that makes people happy.
Just like cocaine.

Are celebratory beatings truly necessary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2018, 01:26:37 PM
Sometimes. It's the disciplinary massages that are truly necessary all the time.

How wide are wide things?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: beebug_nic on November 16, 2018, 07:23:07 PM
Wide was a unit of measurement that was first discovered by Isaac Newton on March 17th 1713. It was used a theoretical measurement for the optimal distance between screws on a plane to increase structural integrity. However, as outstandingly useful as this measurement was - it ended in disaster when NASA misinterpreted "really wide struts" and used the imperial constant for it, instead of the more traditional metric constant. So to answer your question directly: a really wide thing is a big of an administrative error as you can image.

Why is green the best colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 16, 2018, 08:58:59 PM
Because blue is, and that's final.

Why can't I be Tina Goldstein?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2018, 09:39:59 PM
Because you're blue not gold.

What is a fish when the moon is red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 16, 2018, 10:17:23 PM
Most likely still a fish, unless you used transfiguration...

Can I have a Newt in my life, please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2018, 10:33:56 PM
You turned me into one that one time but then I got better.

Did anyone expect the Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2018, 07:09:00 AM
Only the Portuguese.

Why did Portugal explode this time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 17, 2018, 10:45:59 AM
That was me, I had a bad day, oups...

Why do I have bad days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2018, 12:09:28 PM
Because Portugal exploded.


Why are there so many people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 17, 2018, 06:51:44 PM
Because I haven't found an efficient enough method of genocide yet.

Why isn't it raining?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 20, 2018, 01:31:54 PM
Because it's drizzling.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly anywhere in particular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 20, 2018, 07:51:48 PM
Of course not, rain in Spain doesn't fall, it floats.

Isn't it too early for snowstorms yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 22, 2018, 11:24:13 AM
I've heard it's the perfect time for SthenStorms.

I'm thinking of secretly robbing a bank without anyone knowing it was me. Does anyone know of a good bank to rob, and the date and time where there is a security hole for me to exploit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 22, 2018, 08:34:41 PM
Bawag PSK in Vienna's 6th district, Fridays towards the end of the month, at 6pm, hardly any security, lots of cash, wear masks, smile for the camera...

Could it be that I'm sometimes too sarcastic for my own good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 23, 2018, 05:10:40 PM
No. The more sarcastic you are, then better everything becomes.

Why have they only come up with Strawberry, Mint choc chip and vanilla ice cream flavours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 24, 2018, 05:46:25 AM
Have you never heard of amarena cherry ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 11:42:54 AM
Yes.

Why won't the pikemen do as they're told?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 24, 2018, 06:43:45 PM
They're too belligerent. Maybe try the troutmen.

Scone or scone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 08:36:36 PM
SCONE DAMN YOU

Stones. When?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 07:18:41 AM
1984.

Explain
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 11:31:08 AM
Because.

Are moomins really made of mozzarella?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 06:19:15 PM
No, they are made of marshmallows... If you had ever put one in some hot cocoa, you'd know...

Why are lamps bright?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 06:22:05 PM
So moths can enjoy them, mainly.

Why aren't pizzas square?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 06:25:06 PM
Because neither are plates, think it through...

Should I get up and make dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 06:30:47 PM
No, you should get up and make war upon your enemies.

Why are there so many currencies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 06:37:39 PM
Because Britain thought they were special and insisted on keeping the pound...

Are you sure you want me to kill all my enemies? You might be next... :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 07:14:05 PM
This is the "...get a stupid answer" thread...!

Why isn't all the light green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Glaurung on November 25, 2018, 09:39:58 PM
Because then the song would go "Green and green and green and green, green and green and green, I can sing a rainbow...", and it wouldn't scan properly.

Why are rainbows curved?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 09:41:08 PM
They bow to the might of Nature

Why can't I watch Doctor Who? :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 10:26:22 PM
Perception filters, mostly. and the TARDIS has pretty good shielding.

Why can't I find more people to help me run this website?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 10:34:03 PM
You're not a Hufflepuff...

Why can't i just access my old browser history?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Tusky on November 27, 2018, 12:09:33 PM
It's been replaced with an old Bowser history, a chronicle of famous Bowsers from times past

Why can't I cry soup? It would make those times I'm feeling sad be so much tastier
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Jubal on November 28, 2018, 10:32:11 PM
Because the soup dragons need that soup. If you cried it you would be killing the soup dragons.

Why isn't soup dragon preservation a bette rknown conservation issue?
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Post by: Caradìlis on November 28, 2018, 10:49:35 PM
It's the soup propaganda machine!!

Why aren't sunflowers hotter?
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Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2018, 07:11:07 AM
Because they turn it down to not burn your skin because they love you :)

Why aren't bluebells noisier?
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Post by: Caradìlis on November 29, 2018, 08:22:17 AM
They used to be, but now they are so sad all the time that they just can't bear to sing anymore...

Why do I always forget things?
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Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2018, 09:36:38 AM
I can't remember.

Why don't I know about digital humanities?
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Post by: Tusky on November 29, 2018, 07:44:41 PM
I don't know, but it knows an awful lot about you. And is upset you never accept it's invitation to any of it's parties

Are you going to Scarborough fair?
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Post by: Jubal on December 09, 2018, 11:00:51 PM
No, I've just come back from it. She who was once a true love of thine says you should bugger off and stop giving her silly impossible tasks to do.

What is the finest prize at Fakenham Fair?
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Post by: Tusky on December 11, 2018, 04:15:23 PM
Genuine toenail clippings from Astor McGullough, a celebrity from Tobermory. He is famous for successfully circumnavigating the main island of Orkney in a wheel barrow in the record time of 51 days 11 hours and 2 minutes.

Why can't car alarms be silent? or much more quiet at least... They can be so grating and one woke me up the other night.
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Post by: comrade_general on December 11, 2018, 05:12:55 PM
That was just your alarm, foo.

Can I go home meow?
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Post by: Jubal on December 11, 2018, 08:51:17 PM
No, you can only go home mooo. You are a cow not a cat.

Why isn't dreamward going?
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Post by: Tusky on December 20, 2018, 04:25:26 PM
Do you mean Dreamward the cruise ship which was renamed to SuperStar Gemini? Or dreamward as in the direction of dreams.

If it's the former then I'd need to check the itinerary and when you asked. I imagine it was docked at a port. I can see at the moment it is in the Malacca strait having departed port Klang this morning.

If it's the latter then I suspect it could be any one of: things being on your mind; too much heat; too much noise; having consumed alcohol or physical discomfort

Why has my credit card company told me I can't pay off my credit card using the credit card? Seems suspicious to me, don't they trust their own service?
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Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2018, 02:05:53 PM
They're cultists of demon Lord Snaki'garah and know that only paying off a credit card will be th itself will create the financial recursion loop to which their dark master is vulnerable.

Why am I in a shop that has nothing I want?
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Post by: Caradìlis on December 25, 2018, 09:45:14 PM
I'll assume you walked in there of your own free will, so, hubris maybe?

Is Christmas over?
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Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2018, 10:30:52 PM
No. Once it ends it just begins again.

What will the new year be?
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Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2018, 11:22:26 PM
A fish.

Why do we get given presents but not futures?
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Post by: Caradìlis on December 26, 2018, 08:12:04 PM
We destroy the earth, we don't deserve a future...

Why can't I stop being a cynic?
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Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2018, 10:11:12 AM
You're absorbing excess cynicism for other people, allowing others like me to go on believing that our stupid bizarre idiot species is essentially capable of good :)

Why don't sleighs slay anyone?
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Post by: Caradìlis on December 28, 2018, 11:14:41 AM
They evolved from that, now they have judicial courts and an electric chair for that...

Why does 1+1 have to be 2?
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Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2018, 12:19:51 PM
Because you're not thinking with portals.

Why can't I make words appear?
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Post by: Caradìlis on December 28, 2018, 10:09:20 PM
Have you tried stringing letters together using a pen?
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Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2018, 12:03:34 AM
No, because pens don't have string in them.

Why don't pens have string in them?
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Post by: Caradìlis on December 30, 2018, 09:15:53 PM
They aren't marionettes.

Why are the Gnolls winning?
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Post by: Jubal on December 30, 2018, 11:58:57 PM
It's a two party system and they're better than the bullywugs.

Why isn't Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse helping me run this website?
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Post by: Tusky on December 31, 2018, 10:16:30 AM
It is highly trained in many things, but effective forum running isn't one of them. Also it does not have access to appendages that are nimble enough to operate a computer.

Would a good new years eve gift for Eve be some new eaves, or to leave eve with eaves that greive her
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Post by: Jubal on January 09, 2019, 04:25:17 PM
Ask Dominic Grieve, for Grieve's uneven eaves let him eavesdrop (with leave) on evil; even Eve grieves for the eaves of Grieve.

Why so sleepy?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 09, 2019, 07:59:19 PM
Someone put milk of the poppy in your tea and I'll state right now: It wasn't me.

Why is a whosit a whatsit in the wheresit?
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Post by: Jubal on January 09, 2019, 11:10:16 PM
Because if it fits I sits.

Will the solder hold?
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Post by: Tusky on January 10, 2019, 11:31:31 AM
Depends on if it has hands. Please let us know if the selder held!

At the cinema I very much enjoy watching the trailers, but I keep getting thrown out for bringing them in. Does anyone have any tips on how to sneak a 9x4 twin axle and a utility steel tipping trailer into the Brighton marina cineworld?
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Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2019, 01:35:57 PM
9x4s won't work, it's 9x5s only at Brighton. You might get away with a 9x4 in Bournemouth, they're more chilled out over there.

What even is a pangolin?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 10, 2019, 10:55:26 PM
No idea, but I'm pretty sure that thing currently sitting in your chair qualifies...

Why is it Downunder, and not Upover?
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Post by: Tusky on January 12, 2019, 06:17:41 PM
Because the English often like to think the world revolves around them

Batteries. Why?
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Post by: Jubal on January 13, 2019, 11:53:01 AM
The evil plots of the duracell bunny, that's why.

Orthodox or Reformed bunnyism?
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Post by: Tusky on January 25, 2019, 08:22:04 AM
Reformed bunnyism. I feel that it is important that both genders of bunny be allowed to sit together, and that ordination of female bunnies is allowed

What's all this nonsense about blue Monday? I had fish and chips and watched last action hero on sky. It was a great day!
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 04:32:52 PM
I know, red Sundays are so much better... And those people in Hollywood think they invented the purge... Peasants...

Why is mythology so complicated?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 04:40:30 PM
Well, the Greeks say that the Gods willed it so, except in the cults of Dionysius where they believe it was created from a wine jar. Meanwhile an alternative reading suggests that mythological complexity was the creation of Theseus or possibly Ariadne, depending on how you interpret some of the mystical elements of the text. Oral retellings can also be found of the Norse approach, in which the complexity of mythology was the ultimate result of murdering a man who was made from the spit of the gods and turning his blood into honeyed alcohol. Of course, the Chinese approach is to say that the complexity of mythology is a sign that mankind is acting against the Mandate of Heaven, and every third village will have another ten different traditional gods who will clean it up again for you. And then there's the Native American ideas...

Why no tea? :(
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Post by: Glaurung on January 25, 2019, 05:00:23 PM
Because the tea gods are offended by being omitted from the mythological description, and have withdrawn your tea supplies.

Why are deities so easily offended?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 05:04:31 PM
Because humans made them up and they're terrible beings, so stuff they make up is usually terrible too...

Why is every greek god such an asshole?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 05:16:36 PM
WHAT HERETICAL QUESTION IS THIS?!? *ba-ZAP*

Why doesn't Zeus just calm down a little?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 10:57:51 PM
Cause douchbag's gotta douche...

Why is does Hades always get such a bad rep?
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Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2019, 04:51:15 PM
When your workforce are all shades, it's pretty hard to get good representatives.

Mandolins or mandolins?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 26, 2019, 06:09:05 PM
I think Mandolins are a capital idea...

How do I manage to be still awake and functioning after less than four hours of very light, really bad sleep and a whole day of work?
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Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2019, 10:38:25 PM
Febreze.

Why can't I just relieve myself of inconvenient thoughts?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:14:08 PM
You relieve yourself by dumping out your thoughts on the street. You now no longer have these thoughts, but everyone else knows you thought them...

What is 2+2?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 07:17:07 PM
A sum.

Can I be a robot?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:22:16 PM
You are, someone needs to just reinstall a couple of files and your sleep button needs to be repared, but other than that, you're good to go... ;D

What is poductivity and how do I do it?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 07:27:25 PM
Poductivity is the magical art of making peapods conduct your thoughts into the spirit realm. To learn this mystical art you must travel to the farthest reaches of the tundra, where a pea-farmer called Xanthippus Wilvarinta will give you further instruction on how to find the mystical Pea Ring Pixies who alone can instruct you.

Fluf?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:33:12 PM
Indeed.

Why is spelling a thing?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 07:42:19 PM
Bheshsus ff ahey hraight thlaeieche fysss, ht cheths airt twoo canoe dzwaht hey meene.

Why is time wasted?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:56:31 PM
See, I undrrstuuud raet ro ooorpobelm... :P

It has been through a lot of trauma lately, stop being rude!

What is bleergh?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 08:01:48 PM
Me :(

Why is bleergh?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 08:07:43 PM
In one emoji? :caradilis:

Where is bleergh?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 08:13:18 PM
All around us.

When is bleergh?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 11:52:33 PM
Now.

From whence came bleergh?
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Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2019, 09:39:09 PM
Over yonder.

What's under yonder?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 29, 2019, 10:05:19 PM
My pillow.

Why do people stop playing my games?
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Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2019, 10:10:00 PM
Because nothing is eternal.

Why does the Don flow to the sea?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 29, 2019, 10:15:09 PM
Cause I threw his corpse into the Danube...

Why do I have to be ill?
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Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2019, 10:27:37 PM
Because you're not will.

What isn't tea?
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Post by: Tusky on February 08, 2019, 03:05:02 PM
Honey

Apparently Earth is going really fast, but I can't see anything moving. Is the Earth really going anywhere?
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Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 07:51:10 PM
Yes. It's going to DISNEYLAND!

Is there a special place in hell for me?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 10:05:37 PM
Yes, the exit.

Do I have to go to bed?
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Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 10:39:10 PM
Yes, but once you've got there you can leave again.

Why is light so light?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 10:50:13 PM
Because otherwise we wouldn't see the stars from sp far away...

Why? Just why?
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Post by: Tusky on February 21, 2019, 10:04:48 AM
Because, just because.

Could I get a job as a badge badger badgerer?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 21, 2019, 02:31:05 PM
No, and stop badgering me.

Why are people so stupid?
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Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2019, 02:47:54 PM
Sorry, that was my fault.

Why aren't incisors insightful?
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Post by: Tusky on February 22, 2019, 12:48:42 PM
They are required to plunge into food unquestioningly. A thoughtful approach to mastication is rarely required by the "front line". I think it's robbed them of the inquisitive nature that the other teeth have and now lack the ability for thoughtful input on anything. The canines aren't far behind if you ask me.

Why does Bear Grylls start all of his programs on the side of the helicopter bellowing at the camera? If he sat inside he'd be safer, far more comfortable and wouldn't need to shout.
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Post by: Jubal on March 08, 2019, 02:14:40 PM
Because he's seen what's inside the helicopter. He's seen what he wants to get away from. We do not talk about what is in the helicopter. We do not speak its name.

Is food fortunate?
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Post by: Tusky on March 15, 2019, 10:52:40 AM
No, but Forts are foodtunate

If I can't stand the heat and am not in a kitchen, what should I do?
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Post by: Jubal on March 15, 2019, 11:18:51 AM
Find the nearest kitchen and enter it in order that you can subsequently depart of course.

Why are the robins robbing?
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Post by: Tusky on March 22, 2019, 12:30:20 PM
Because they are done rocking.

How have the creators of the new star trek series managed to make it simultaneously over the top and boring?
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Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 11:06:26 PM
Meth. At least once.

How much money do alien booze ups cost?
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Post by: Tusky on March 26, 2019, 03:17:57 PM
A little less than a werewolf rave, but way more than a dinnerparty for ghosts

Please can I have a cup of tea?
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Post by: Jubal on March 26, 2019, 04:26:23 PM
No. You are physically, psychologically, and morally incapable of such an action.

Where does the road end?
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Post by: Tusky on April 17, 2019, 08:22:46 AM
Angers

Where does the road begin?
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Post by: Jubal on April 17, 2019, 07:49:49 PM
Terrors

Why are the crisps gone?
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Post by: Tusky on April 19, 2019, 08:51:52 PM
Unbeknownst to you, time was halted for a couple of days. I know you consider slightly stale crisps to be "gone", but they are still broadly nutritionally  identical, so you can still eat them. They just don’t crunch. If the crunch is important to you then a flash grill for only a few minutes will restore them to their former glory.

Are the walkers sensations lime and coriander poppadom bites crisps?
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Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2019, 09:09:25 PM
What do you mean "if" the crunch is important? Soggy crisps are heresy.

Also, no, they're not. They're perfectly respectable snackfood, but not crisps.

Giant turtle or tiny ice dwarf?
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Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2019, 10:31:44 AM
This sounds like an it was a "what would you rather" question, so I will say.... Giant ice dwarf stood on turtles all the way down.

I have an idea for a sculpture. Not just any sculpture, though: one made completely out of air! The only problem is I'll need some sort of malleable rubber air container to shape it. Does anyone know of such a device?
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Post by: Jubal on April 23, 2019, 10:57:58 AM
No. The knowledge was expunged after the revolution.

If there are Jotuns in Jotunheim, why isn't there Gin in Ginnheim?
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Post by: Tusky on May 07, 2019, 04:23:27 PM
The trail of ruined mothers should speak for itself!

How many figs can I eat?
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Post by: Jubal on May 07, 2019, 05:03:09 PM
I don't give a fig. You'd only eat it anyway.

What is a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?
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Post by: Tusky on May 13, 2019, 04:33:17 AM
I think perhaps it got lost, and was drawn in by the enticing frumiousness.

When will cupid's sparrow ever find a love of its own?
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Post by: Jubal on May 28, 2019, 10:13:29 PM
When the seas run dry and the rocks melt in the sun.

What isn't a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?
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Post by: Tusky on July 04, 2019, 08:29:21 PM
I heard it is not learning the harpsichord, which is the one thing it should be doing. Deep, grave and serious trouble it has got itself into.

Why don't ants just fly all the time? Surely they would get all of their ant goals done so much faster.
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Post by: Othko97 on July 05, 2019, 07:00:38 AM
Because then they'd be flies, and their goals would be fly goals.

Is a burrito a sandwich?
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Post by: Jubal on July 06, 2019, 11:21:35 PM
No, it's a mudmage.

Is a question really its own answer?
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Post by: Ierne on July 12, 2019, 04:19:29 PM
Only after the question has drunk all the vodka necessary to recover from a term of philosophy lectures.

If the earth keeps spinning round the sun and the sun has to watch, which of them is getting dizziest?
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Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2019, 05:42:37 PM
We have to wait and see which falls over first.

Why isn't Georgian Jamesian instead?
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Post by: Ierne on July 13, 2019, 06:02:49 PM
objection m'lord! The question is deemed moderately sensible!

why don't rabbits hatch from eggs?
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Post by: Tusky on July 13, 2019, 06:53:31 PM
Rabbits hatch from eggs at easter, as you well know.

Every time I've seen someone buried they have had a smart suit and tie, or their finest dress on. Yet whenever I see zombies in old movies and shows they are right scruffy so and sos. Did directors such as Mr Romero believe that zombies were all tramps?
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Post by: Jubal on July 13, 2019, 08:02:02 PM
No, it's because wealthy people can afford stronger coffins, so they're spending the whole movie failing to get out of their heavily built or deeply buried sarcophagi.

Are bows and arrows better than Franciscan monks?