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Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:04:25 AM
I walk in finding it empty so I walk over to the counter  and order beer. I sip the beer than go and wait by the door with a crowbar for the next person that walks in.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:13:16 AM
I jump in through the back window and smash over the head with a shovel.  I then take your position as it was a good idea and sounds like fun.  :P
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:18:56 AM
I run out the back door as soon as I regain consciousness. I dive through the same window you came in and stuck a "Kick me" sign on your back. I walk over to the bar and bash the bartender and made myself a drink. I sneak to the dark, back corner to wait for someone to come running through the door so I could laugh at there foolishness. LOL
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:22:43 AM
I head to the back of the bar and perform a citizens arrest on Khan.  



For possession of an egg-sized lump on the back of his head. :P
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:24:29 AM
I escape out of jail and kick Phoenixes behind out of the bar cus of the sign.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:27:15 AM
I then come back in looking for vengeance.  Unable to find vengeance I settle for a good looking girl instead. ;)
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 09:15:43 AM
Ready to come back in yet.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 17, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
I (the bartender who you K.O.ed) get up and ask if you would like another drink.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 17, 2011, 06:24:59 PM
I go past the bar, see the fight break out, quickly run to the shop to get some popcorn, pop back and watch the scene unfold at the window...
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 18, 2011, 03:48:26 AM
Then I see you peeking through the window and toss you inside into the melee, and then jump in crying out the TF2 war cries, together with my faithful broccoli-mace
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2011, 05:46:08 AM
Seeing a big fight break out I jump through the window. I then take a chair and smash it around the back of  debuxs head.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 18, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
I reach under the counter and activate the bar's defence systems. Unfortunately the bar has achieved sentience and kicks us all out.

We must now ban together to take back the bar and the alcohol there in.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on February 18, 2011, 05:30:38 PM
I take one look at the bar. It does not back down.

I phone Chuck. Chuck looks at the bar. The bar backs down.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 19, 2011, 03:35:27 AM
Then I charge in with my anti-bar-defense blaster and melt through the bars defenses. I than block the door with the tables and keep another to put in the corner of the bar. I then hide behind the table with a stash of beer mugs ready to throw at anyone that appears in the window or through the door.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 19, 2011, 05:30:34 PM
But then I climb to the roof with my anteater. Using Jubal's ship to break the glass roof, I jump inside and throw you the anteater, that decides to scorn you for your necroposting, and then spanks you for taking his beer mug.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 21, 2011, 05:52:14 AM
any one else??
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 21, 2011, 05:52:24 AM
I run as fast as I can as soon as it's finished. Seeing that everyone is still standing there doing nothing I start to put  "Kick Me" signs on everyones back. Than I do it. My kick is so big that they go flying back into the bar. All landing on dubux.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
But as they fall on me I summon and pray for His help, and in an act of pure will he sends me His battle-hardened, veteran, over powered kittens, which proceed with some ass kciking around the bar
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 06:38:56 AM
I summon a AoE1 Priest and they turn your kittens turn on you and gouge your eyes out. "Nununu"
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 11:43:21 AM
I kick everybody out. THE END!
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 23, 2011, 05:03:47 PM
I open a new story book!

Once upon a time in the country of Scotland, in the city of Glasgow. There was a bar.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
Everybody went to drink their (They are Scottish after all). Everyone was as happy as good ol' Larry. (the barman)

However, one day the whisky run out on a saturday night, the most important time of the week.

A fight broke out. And this is how it went:

(Carry on please...)
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 07:02:15 PM
Goldy was pissed, as he was promised a free glass of whiskey, so he proceeded to blame Nightangel, who delivered his heavy argument, which was transmitted through his fist. Goldy's stomach was immediately convinced, yet he decided to...
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 08:23:33 PM
Pick up a char and throw it at Debux in a drunken rage and fury due to no whiskey. Bebux ducked and it hit Nightangel straight in the forehead. However, this lead to.....
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 06:30:13 AM
Khan, the awsomest necroposter ever, hearing the now fight break out. He jumps down the chimney and lands on Debux knocking him unconscious. For some strange reason he was being a coward and hid in the fireplace. He jumps out and yells "HO *hic* HO HO! *hic* WHO WANTS *hic* A PIECE OF *hic* ME!". Because there all drink debux said "MEE *hic EEE!". I pick up a stool and smash it around his head to keep him quiet.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 24, 2011, 06:29:02 PM
Nightangel delivered a swift kick to Khan's groin, incapacitating him. He then suggested that the group should go raid that bar up the road. "The Green Dragon".
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 02:59:32 AM
As I was unconscious, I didn't join the group, and when realizing what had happened, I grab the incapacitated Khan from his leg, and then tear through "The Green Dragon's" window, using Khan in a similar fashion as phoenixguard wields his famed ban-hammer
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 12:11:38 PM
I than become unincapacitated and punched dubux in the face making him drop me and himself. I quickly get up and stumble over to the bartender and asked where the two hobbits were. The ones that were dancing on the table and he said "They left for Minus Tiruth a few years ago."
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 25, 2011, 04:26:35 PM
"Dam our tragets have escaped.

Muster the rohirrim!!!
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
I summon Jubal's mighty avatar ship, and ram you all up (don't make me say where  :flashy: )
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:52:56 PM
I hear everyone squeak and ring the police (the rangers) and run. A few seconds later the place is stormed and everyone is locked up for the night. 24 HOUR JAIL FIGHT!!
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on February 26, 2011, 08:15:28 PM
But then Bill Gates shows up and locks us up in separate cells, and then beats us up individually
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 02:27:34 AM
Nah mate, no third parties. ;)  

So I lock you in seperate cells, but i only beat up Mark, cause Debux follows the Bunneh. ;)
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 06:57:15 AM
I ran :(. 24 hours is up anyway. We all go back to the bar and bash each other up again. Why? For fun.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 02, 2011, 06:23:12 PM
No...
For Bunneh!!!!!

Anyways, I bash you first, knocking you unconscious
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2011, 05:58:44 AM
Than get right back up.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 03, 2011, 10:37:46 PM
But I remove the floor right below you with my super Minecraft powers. You are not able to stand up on your feet, as there is no floor below you
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 05:59:52 AM
And I fall one block down and unleash my herd of pigs and cattle on you and you get trampled.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 04, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
I herd them in with moar blocks, blocking your way out. You are hopelessly trapped by your own hordes of cubic mammals
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:42:29 PM
I dig down to the attic in the basement where all the wine is kept and get hopelessly drunk and pass out.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 05, 2011, 04:34:56 PM
But then I show up. But being a good soul I decide to join you until someone shows up
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2011, 09:15:49 AM
Seeing that none else wants to join our Wine educed cellar fight I stomp on Debux's nuts. Sorry, I was drunk, I didn't know what I was doing.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 06, 2011, 12:50:22 PM
In our drunken state we break into the Batcave and steal the Batmobile.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 06, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
But then Flash (the super hero) shows up and blows our Apple products away, making us vulnerable.

(See what I did there, with the fact that Ipods and Iphones don't support Flash?)
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 06, 2011, 08:16:27 PM
walk into bar stark naked at this point and demand your clothes, then procede to put your head in a waffle iron when you refuse

terminator FTW!
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2011, 06:05:49 AM
Than I walk up stares to the bar and order a beer. Back to bar fight. :P
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 12:12:15 AM
But then I break your beer glass, making you to do the whole process of getting another beer. As you climb the stairs, I erase it with my Windows Paint Powahs
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 08, 2011, 06:14:54 AM
And I than get a frying pan from the kitchen and than come back out and hit Debux on the back of the head. Then I kick him in the 'Kick Me' sign that no one has bothered to take off. I wonder why.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 11:06:09 PM
As you sit down to wonder why no one took off the sign off my back, I show up with 14.6 tons of toilet paper. You watch amazed as it falls on top of you.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 10, 2011, 06:44:56 AM
I use my super strength to throw it at you squishing you.

My Hill... LOL. Wrong topic XD
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 10, 2011, 09:33:52 PM
Then I use my super post-it papers and put it in your forehead, so that you never forget about the edit button. As you are busy reading the post-it, I tackle you, shoving you to the cellar.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2011, 02:37:32 AM
Then I use my super noticing skill to see that you stopped complaining. Then I run over to the bar and shout a beer for every one to celebrate.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 15, 2011, 05:12:50 PM
I break your post combo. The shock leaves you on the floor writhing in pain.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 16, 2011, 12:07:32 AM
But then I complain. And complain. And complain some more.

All of you wish you were dead

(When did I start complaining? And welcome back Khan, I thought we had lost you  :'( )
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2011, 06:24:58 AM
Seeing the moment of weakness I use my awesome perswasive skills to make you team up with me against Nightangle and we both kick him in the ass where the 'KICK ME!!' sign is still on his back and he flies 100,000 Km away from the bar.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 17, 2011, 10:12:41 PM
Then I use my Bulletstorm powers to bring him back, to kick him again. A human yoyo, my own creation. All credits to me
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2011, 05:53:48 AM
YAY!! Thank you Debux. It's so fun. *kicks him again as he comes back a second time.*
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 18, 2011, 04:21:23 PM
Angry face.

 :towar:

That's it I'm going to get my own bar, with poker and girls. Actually forget the bar.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
I come in and steal the girls with my good looks and the money with the best poker face in history.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on March 20, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
I use my "Y U NOT" face to scare them away. As you cry for the loss of the best two things that can happen to a man in life, I pick you up and dunk you into a barrel of rum
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 21, 2011, 09:31:14 AM
I drink it all up and drunkenly smash Debux's new dancing Mr. Bean thing.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 01:21:40 PM
You pass out from the alcohol.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 23, 2011, 07:02:47 AM
And then wake up again.
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
Hangover!!1!
Title: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:26:35 AM
HANGOVER IS OVER!! YAY!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2011, 05:01:40 PM
*crickets* Umm... Anybody? At least you can pretend to be active on The Beer Cellar. There are about 15 fun forum games that aren't being used.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 09:03:03 PM
But then I come and interrupt you with a roundhouse kick. Then I buy drinks all round for all those that witnessed my marvelous act of bravery
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 11, 2011, 01:57:38 AM
I get angry and flick you in the arm. You fall unconscious.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Death Nade on June 17, 2011, 02:31:13 PM
I bite your face off as I'm induced with alcohol and cant taste the difference between your skin and flesh between my tongue.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 17, 2011, 08:57:36 PM
I use my thermal vision to... uh... win. Yes. Don't ask how. You're left unconscious on the ground
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 18, 2011, 12:00:05 AM
Hi guys.

I'll get the whiskey.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 18, 2011, 02:40:34 AM
But I knock you down for no apparent reason.

We've gotta keep it violent here guys ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 22, 2011, 07:22:29 AM
I get my crossbow and shoot up all of the furniture and when I'm done there is a lot of blood, gore and wood chips all over the floor. (Violent enough?)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 22, 2011, 05:15:14 PM
That would take a lot of bolts.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 22, 2011, 08:45:35 PM
But actually the blood is ketchup, as you only hit the ketchup bottles that were on the counter. I scoop it up, throw it at you, and drown you in ketchup. Then I use my cellphone to convert Nightangel with the super invisible cellphone waves to be my faithful follower and henchman
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 24, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Suddenly everything stops.

An air has descended on the bar. An air of awesome sexiness.

Then out of nowhere.

David Bowie lunches the bar into space!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/231494
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 24, 2011, 09:44:33 PM
I invoke the power of the badgers, mushrooms, and oh! Snake... ohh, snake!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 25, 2011, 02:10:57 AM
I get my lazer gun out and shoot up all of the furniture again.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 25, 2011, 03:01:29 AM
I deflect the lazer gun rays with a mirror and wipe you away from the face of the earth
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2011, 07:42:25 AM
I come back with my Martian friends and wipe you off of the face of the Earth.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on June 30, 2011, 12:05:12 AM
I choose to bring my Venus' friends and make them destroy mars. Your martian friend commit harakiri when they see this. Then I come with a bottle of Jack Daniels and crack it open on your thumb.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2011, 12:55:48 AM
I smash the bottle and use the bottle neck as a weapon.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 02, 2011, 05:19:50 PM
I counter by that by buying a new bottle with my credit card and then fence with the card. Distracting you with my attacks, my bottle comes to life and makes you trip. Then I unload a whole barrel of whiskey on top of you, making you drunk immediately.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:23:09 AM
I then come in, cry at the sight of wasted whiskey and bugger off again to my corner.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 02:13:37 AM
I divert a whiskey tree root to make it drip all your juice on top of you. You become instantly drunk with all that unfiltered and natural whiskey
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 13, 2011, 02:41:46 AM
I take no further part in this bar fight. I'm dead to the world. Or, possibly just dead.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 14, 2011, 01:14:12 AM
I resurrect you. And then land a barrel on your head
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 14, 2011, 01:45:42 AM
So I'm dead again? Anyway, what's in the barrel?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 14, 2011, 05:32:57 PM
Nah, just unconscious. The barrel is full of Portugal.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 15, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
Hahaha that literally made me laugh out loud. :)

Ok well, once again I am out of the fight, but seeing as I'm doused in whiskey, I'm actually rather happy. Although being smashed by Portugal is sorta annoying.

Hey reckon you can absorb whiskey through the skin in enough quantities to get drunk? :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 15, 2011, 04:36:26 AM
You believe you're drunk with whiskey, but I remind you that the barrel is actually full of Portugal. In true Acme style, you implode after a few seconds of looking at the camera with a look of disbelief.

I think one would have to drown in whiskey to get any effect of the booze of you... and mostly because of the high probability of my drinking of what I'm in :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 15, 2011, 06:55:31 AM
So now I'm dead, or in classic Acme style, I'm just mildly incapacitated? :D

I think I'd like to try drowning in whiskey.  For science of course. :shifty:
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 15, 2011, 04:47:39 PM
*You're not fighting back! :P*

As you try to catch up with my posting (which I try to do too :P ), I trick you into believing that the internet connection is faster in a barrel full of Portugal flavored whiskey. Because you're too busy experimenting with yourself in the barrel of whiskey, I slide the lid back into position and weld it, leaving you trapped "for science"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 16, 2011, 05:37:44 AM
Honestly I'd be pretty happy with that. The reason I'm not fighting back is that I'm not seeing any problems with my situation. Trapped in a barrel of Portugal flavoured whiskey? Cool!

Although I have to say, I'm in the barrel, "experimenting" with myself sounds really dirty.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 16, 2011, 08:59:35 PM
I punch a hole in your barrel to leave you trapped without your precious Portugal flavoured whiskey, because of your filthy-mindedness (why don't I notice those things when I post them?)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 17, 2011, 06:08:00 AM
NOoOOoOOoOOOO!

MY WHISKEY YOU FIEND!!!!

NOW I"M REALLY ANGRY!! RARARARARAAAAARAGH!!@!

I smash my way out of that fething barrel and look for my whiskey. A fly lands in it. I pick it up, hold it really close and shout, "SPIT IT OUT DAMN YOU, SPIT IT OUT!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 17, 2011, 05:22:09 PM
I give the fly superhuman strength to give you a huge "whamo!", in true comic book style, to your face. As you lie on the ground, I give him speech, he yells back at you:

"YO NO HABLO INGLES COÑO!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 17, 2011, 11:41:40 PM
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?" :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 02:33:06 AM
The fly answers: "Dat ik geen Engels spreek, ik ben alleen maar een vlieg!" And politely asks you to get up to continue your beating.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 18, 2011, 05:41:48 AM
I do so. But probably because, while you gave him the power of speech, you didn't do it very well. Speech doesn't work if you're unintelligible.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 18, 2011, 06:23:15 PM
I completely ignore my ignorance of the word "unintelligible" and morph the talking fly into a griffon. You are completely awed to see your own avatar about to give you a really hurtful handshake
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 19, 2011, 11:48:09 PM
I return the handshake, ignoring the foot long talons embedded in my arm.  After said handshake, the Gryphon realises I am a worthier master and serves me instead. You're in for it now Debuz.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 20, 2011, 03:18:18 AM
Ugh... darn!

I summon a Gryphon hunter that brings three tons of Portugal flavoured whiskey. Your beloved Gryphon abandons you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 12:07:07 PM
By abandon, do you mean, he's dead? And for that matter you can have the Gryphon back if you give me that Portugal flavoured whiskey. ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 02:01:14 PM
I then walk in. You all stop what you are doing and look up in disbelief, for a female has entered your presence. I continue through to the bar, sit down and calmly ask for a bottle of rum.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:37:50 PM
I like rum. Rum's good.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 02:41:13 PM
Yes it is. I am then told that there is no more rum. I, pause, look to the sky and say to myself, 'Why is the rum always gone?'
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:42:59 PM
Oh.  That's why.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 02:45:04 PM
I get up dissapointed and stomp off to sit in a dark corner, out of the light, where I belong.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:47:34 PM
Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 02:49:55 PM
My peanut.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 20, 2011, 02:50:25 PM
*BANG!*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 20, 2011, 03:02:14 PM
Me being who I am dodges the bullet which is easy to do, because we all know that guns are a silly weapon and shall never replace a good old trusty sword :) I then grab my bastard sword and crack you over the head with the hilt knocking you unconscious. You are lucky your my friend mate, otherwise you would be dead. ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 21, 2011, 08:25:57 PM
I use my crossbow, and menace to use it against you because of my level 9001 in crossbow usage in Warband
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 08:34:54 AM
Dirty cheat. :P

While verbally harranguing you, I surprise you all with a huge Scottish Claymore that surprisingly no one noticed before when I brought it in. While looking at you menacingly, Portugal explodes causing you to drop your crossbow which fires the bolt into your knee. Surprised once again, you accidentally set fire to the rest of your ammunition. Seeing as our previous exertations have left us covered in whiskey, we all go up in flames along with the bar.

We need a new bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 22, 2011, 08:40:48 AM
I find a new bar, sit at it with my sword, and a bottle of rum, waiting expectantly for the fun to begin *evil chuckle* ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 22, 2011, 11:01:58 AM
I enter. I'm accompanied by two hookers and a blind parrot and I'm looking for an empty seat somewhere in the corner. Oh I almost forgot. I parked my car two blocks away.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 23, 2011, 06:17:20 AM
I crash into the bar, driving your car through the window. Then I climb out, and calmly sit down next to SW and ask for half a beer for both of us.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 23, 2011, 07:41:48 AM
I bring over half a beer for both of you.  But I drop one. Both of you need to deal with the awkwardness of trying to figure out who misses out.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 23, 2011, 08:45:27 AM
I then save you from the awkwardness by taking the beer off Phoenixguard and drinking it myself (I had finished the rum you see)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 23, 2011, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: debux on July 23, 2011, 06:17:20 AM
I crash into the bar, driving your car through the window.

I'll be damned, you stole my plan! That's why I parked my car two blocks away from the bar!

No problem, I consider beer non alcoholic. I order four Earthquakes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_%28cocktail%29) and a bottle of rum for my blind parrot.

Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 23, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
But what about the hookers!?  Don't forget the hookers!

Anyway, what the hell are you, Russian?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 23, 2011, 01:33:34 PM
nawww you guys are so lucky, the hookers are no use to me :(
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 23, 2011, 05:42:37 PM
Because you said that, and the fact you have two stars and I only have one, I call in FPSRussia and blow up the seat you were sitting on.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 23, 2011, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 23, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
But what about the hookers!?  Don't forget the hookers!

Anyway, what the hell are you, Russian?

No. They can't drink right now. They're busy. (http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/whistling.gif)

And I'm not Russian... I just like strong drinks.
My parrot is drunk again and it's vomiting in a 360 degrees angle. (http://www.ums-agram.hr/forums/images/smilies/drunk.gif)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on July 24, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 08:34:54 AM
Dirty cheat. :P

While verbally harranguing you, I surprise you all with a huge Scottish Claymore that surprisingly no one noticed before when I brought it in. While looking at you menacingly, Portugal explodes causing you to drop your crossbow which fires the bolt into your knee. Surprised once again, you accidentally set fire to the rest of your ammunition. Seeing as our previous exertations have left us covered in whiskey, we all go up in flames along with the bar.

We need a new bar.

"Phoenix! What the hell are you doing with my sword!?"

I yell as I fall for the sky on wings of fire.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 24, 2011, 12:11:18 AM
You run over to get it from him and realise that he is on the floor unconcious, and I now have possesion of the sword. And I would really like to see you try and take it from me. :D *evil smile*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 24, 2011, 07:35:05 PM
I use my mental powers to call Aquaman and make your pretty little sword rusty with water.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on July 24, 2011, 10:22:26 PM
You fool!

Do you have any idea what you just did, without the Sword of Bars, Baropia will be created.

(All the bars, pubs and clubs in the universe fuse to create Baropia the planet of bars. The shadiest most run down places are found on the surface and the deeper you go the classier it gets.)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 24, 2011, 11:52:59 PM
I'm in deep!

EDIT* It was only after posting that I realised how wrong that looks. But I'll leave it.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 25, 2011, 12:17:33 AM
bahahaha awww thats good.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 25, 2011, 12:23:22 AM
I don't really get it. I'm either too tired or to stupid...

I order Martini for everyone. Served up, shaken, not stirred. A bit wet with an olive for a savory note.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 01:48:22 AM
I'll get mine substituted for whiskey. Its a real drink. ;)  But thanks for the shout Silver. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on July 25, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
I'm so drunk I start yelling insults at your drinks. Once I summon enough courage, I charge right into the central column supporting the bar. It caves in.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 25, 2011, 11:34:40 PM
Bugger....





Now we need a new bar again. DEBUZ!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 25, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
Bahahahahaha. Ahhhhh well I found the last one, its someone elses turn.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 01:07:59 AM
*CN2 opens up a new bar* Come on in! Plenty of drinks to go around ;)

Be warned... I keep a shovel behind the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 01:16:22 AM
I walk throught the door and sit down to have some rum.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 01:17:03 AM
*gives some rum* On the house to the first customer :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 01:25:49 AM
Nawww thank you! Your so sweet :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 01:29:43 AM
(http://www.instructables.com/image/F4CLN3LFXP6OHQK/How-to-make-ANYTHING-awesome-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 01:34:39 AM
Lol females, always getting special treatment.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 01:36:06 AM
Pshaww. And who says chivalry is dead.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 01:38:16 AM
Nawww thats adorable! You can have a really good tip cause your so sweet. Hell, poor one for yourself theres no one else here yet! Come join me and Phoenixguard.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 01:40:21 AM
Why thank'e lassie :) I think I may join you. Free drinks for the next hour!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on August 23, 2011, 03:28:00 AM
I'll... just leave you guys alone
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 06:22:58 AM
No! Your not allowed to leave! *Drags Debux back in*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 23, 2011, 10:17:35 AM
Silver Wolf passes by running an important errand.

I'll be back.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 23, 2011, 04:28:51 PM
I walk in with my waistcoat, jazz hat and sax.

"Lady and Gentelmen, I am your entertainment for tonight."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fya-4TbURNc&feature=related
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 05:18:59 PM
Oh forgot this was an open mike bar ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 10:40:56 PM
I can sing if you want to do a duet.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 11:13:19 PM
I CAN SING!

One song.

"Cause I'm a cowboy,
On a steel horse I ride..."

:P Who am I kidding? I can't sing. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 11:15:52 PM
Ill sing with you, if you will want me to? :')
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 23, 2011, 11:27:14 PM
Silver Wolf orders a song, picks up a microphone and starts singing :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 23, 2011, 11:27:28 PM
I'll record some singing when I get in tomorrow.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 02:49:59 AM
I get the Microphone and smash it over Silver Wolf's head. :P

P.S. "Bar FIGHT Arena." Look at the name.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 03, 2011, 07:02:47 AM
I then grab said Microphone and smash YOU over the head with it, laughing as you hit the floor passed out.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 03, 2011, 12:37:47 PM
Did you like my singing Lady Hawk?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on September 03, 2011, 12:43:00 PM
*Gets the shovel out* Just in case.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 04, 2011, 10:26:23 AM
Very nice Nightangel. We should do a duet. XD I draw, as Jubal said, pull out a scary looking bladed weapon. Start me if you dare!!

Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 07, 2011, 11:38:01 PM
Started *You randomly fall over unconscious*. I jump back up and grab a support beam and charge at CN2 with it.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 08, 2011, 08:55:28 AM
Im not passed out, but merely faking it and jump up and run towards you slamming into you and sending you skidding across the floor away from CN2. I sink into a fighting stance with my sword draw, calm and waiting.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2011, 05:14:07 PM
You sink into a fighting stance and keep sinking. I may have liquidated the floor there a little bit.

I as usual relax behind the bar and keep watching the fun.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on September 08, 2011, 06:25:02 PM
*Gets Jubal a drink*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 08, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
*Sits next to Jubal & CN2.* What up ma' niggas?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: CN2 on September 08, 2011, 06:31:09 PM
Sup man. Just chilling, watching the violence flare up in my new bar. Needs to be worn in ya know ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 10, 2011, 01:13:43 AM
CN2 falls over and I step on his head... it was an accident... or was it?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 04:57:57 AM
It wasn't an accident. Its also why Mark's not allowed in this bar. He's too violent. :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 08, 2011, 07:53:30 AM
XD too bad. It's fun. It's bar FIGHT arena. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!! Oh and I've got a sword now... "COME GET ME!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 08, 2011, 08:38:45 AM
I also have my sword, BRING IT ON!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 09:29:30 AM
No. YOU bring it on you wimp!! *A shield appears on my arm ready to defend*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 09, 2011, 02:09:39 PM
FIGHT ME!!! THEN I WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS THE WIMP!

*Has a kickass sword and amazing sheild*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 10:14:16 PM
NO!!! YOU FIGHT ME!!! You're a girl??? Oh sorry.

*Puts down sword and shield and turns to punch phoenix in the face*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 09, 2011, 10:46:38 PM
HEY!!

*throw weapons to the ground and launches at The Khan and tackles him to the ground*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 08:09:37 AM
AAHHHH!!! WHERE DO I HIT!! SHE'S A GIRL!! GET HER OFF!! HEEEELLLPP!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 10, 2011, 08:19:04 AM
GO FOR THE BOOBS!!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 08:27:57 AM
(.) (.)      O.O     Wait a second... is my girlfriend watching... no... good.

*hits Lady Hawk in the boobs* "Squishy"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:43:50 AM
Curb-stomp?

EDIT: Can't hit girls mate, it's against the "rules."
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 10, 2011, 11:47:14 AM
*kicks The Khan in the stomah* grrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:49:42 AM
*Drags you away a buys you a drink.*

Then kick Khan again for good measure. Don't want to gang up on the poor bugger. But you deserve the kick mate. You hit a girl. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 10, 2011, 12:41:57 PM
I can look after myself!

*downs drink, kicks Khan again, and goes to find Nightangel, finds him and hits him for helping Khan, sits back down with another drink, glaring at all of you daring you too approch me*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 12:52:00 PM
Poor bloody Khan.

Although I lol'd at NA's advice. It can be followed in all walks of life. :D

Talking to the barman: "Seven whiskeys if you please?"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 10, 2011, 06:51:53 PM
The next part of our story is based on real real life story of Silver Wolf™ :

Talking to the barman: "One hundred vodkas, please."
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:15:24 PM
You sad,sad,sad soul... SMACK!!

(That was a punch just so you all know XD)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:35:24 AM
Not a bitch-slap? I mean you hit a girl, I wouldn't put it past you. :D

Like the caring gentleman I am, I'll help SW up and proceed to help him with his vodka. By drinking most of it. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 06:25:55 AM
I tackle you both to the floor at the same time while you are 15 meters away from each other. Epic Ninjaness. Than I drink all of the 15 shots of vodka left all at once. ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 11, 2011, 02:49:04 PM
Sorry Khan, wrong bar. I'm still standing.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 11, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
Khan you hit me, so, I hit you again!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 09:31:01 PM
SORRY!!! *runs away squealing*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 12, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
HAHAHAHA, thats right!! I rule hehehehe, this bar is now mine!! XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 07:11:27 AM
*to the repeat crossbows with unlimited ammo randomly hanging on the wall* TAKE THIS!! *the air fills with literally tons of bolts*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 12, 2011, 12:51:05 PM
*Drops to ground, everyone missing me*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 09:03:45 PM
*sigh* *yawn* *stretch* *gets a throwing axe from the wall as well and throws it at the roof. It falls down on our heads (the roof)*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 02:00:45 AM
Not me. I'm doing a hand-stand for no discernable reason. I kick the roof back into place.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 08:04:50 AM
It flies to the moon and falls back down on top of us again.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 15, 2011, 01:08:01 AM
Thankfull, everyone else but you Khan realises the danger and gets out of the way, however you are there staring at the roof with a vacant look on your face. XD Hahahahaha ouch, thats going to hurt. *Laughs at your misfortune*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 16, 2011, 02:43:10 AM
A chunk of roof is floating a meter above my face as the rest of it falls around me. I'm secretly a wizard. I use my wizard powers to throw the chunk of roof at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 16, 2011, 04:21:29 AM
I am a witch, and much much stronger than you! Haha, I blow you and the piece of roof out of the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 18, 2011, 08:14:05 PM
well, that's when dimos calls the inquisition. Ladyhawk is thrown in prison and I simply walk peacefully at the bar.

I say to my bartender: One bourbon, one scoth and one Beer ...  :D booze
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 18, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
Meanwhile, in the wine cellar....

Night Angel: "DRINKING ABILITY!!!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 19, 2011, 02:53:50 AM
BA! You fools!! I am the most powerfull being to have ever walked this Earth, no mere Jail could hold me. Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles as I stride back into the bar, sit down next to Dimos and askes for a rum. ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 19, 2011, 03:51:16 PM
*Throws his Whiskey away*  :D  >:(

If you make a moove you're a dead-hawk!  8) And NightAngel get your face off my booze!  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 20, 2011, 05:36:58 AM
Hahahahaha, BRING IT! Fight me then! You shall LOSE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 20, 2011, 05:39:11 PM
Don't go seeking for trouble, said Dimos to the HAWK  ;)

PS: Peace can be obtained in 2 ways. Either they do that willingly or you make them do that.  8)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2011, 03:36:09 AM
I give you all a strange look and move to a bar that actually has a roof and four walls. ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 23, 2011, 03:25:58 PM
I drag you back by your hair. XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 25, 2011, 09:33:38 PM
I'm bald. :\
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 26, 2011, 05:28:27 AM
Hmmmm, by the neck of your shirt then :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 26, 2011, 08:57:03 AM
He's got no shirt.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 26, 2011, 11:06:17 AM
That's why ladyhawks drags him from the skin in the same time that I enter the scene and use my super-dooper mafia cabrio-car to shoot them with my canons...  :o

Awesomenes! Dare ya meddle with me?  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 29, 2011, 03:51:20 AM
I dodge. *ninja*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 29, 2011, 08:32:50 AM
They all bend around me because of my apocalyptic power.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 29, 2011, 10:51:12 AM
I grab my sword and shield and run towards your side.  :D  :) -GLORY-
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 29, 2011, 11:01:45 AM
You trip and send your sword flying through the air to stab Ladyhawk95 in the back.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 29, 2011, 12:56:25 PM
I reach around and pull the sword out of my back, and look around. Help Dimos of the ground and give him back his sword, and turn around to stare straight at you Khan.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 01:42:37 AM
O.O I run to the end of the world and jump off.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 01:46:20 AM
Hahaha, fear me. XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 01:55:54 AM
I climb back up the end of the world. :) Then I stab you in the back again and again and again. Than I run and jump back off again.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 04:07:28 AM
Oh, now your really starting too piss me off XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on October 30, 2011, 11:02:24 AM
I urge Ladyhawks to charge with me and with a SPARTA-KICK we throw you from the end of the world in the COLUMN OF HERCULES and now you live with some monkeys, jaguars and other animals  and some indian people in the Americas...  :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 12:25:32 PM
Yeah! Lets do it! XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 08:45:47 PM
I stab you in the back again than back to th edge and say to Dimos "Careful, she's about to rage.". XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 31, 2011, 07:03:59 AM
An absolute explosion of power eminates from me. Blasting everything out of the way. Khan is blown backwards. Thankfully I was not furious, so I was able to spare Dimos.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2011, 07:58:11 PM
XD The last 14 post are either by me, you or Dimos. I go back to the bar and shout everyone a drink. The fight is over... for now. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on November 01, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
I, spared from the powers of the strongest magical being of exilian (Ladyhawk) , have a drink on those who will jump with brainwashed-war minds...  :(  :o
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 02, 2011, 03:57:00 AM
Haha Im calm now. I shall join you both for a good drink :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2011, 03:41:53 AM
So... Ladyhawk. How are you. Not too sore are you? ;) *sips some Pepsi-Cola*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 08, 2011, 03:50:04 AM
No, Im all good thank you. *takes a swig od sacra, for I had finished the rum* what about yourself?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 09, 2011, 11:50:18 PM
I'm just dandy. *sculls down a 600ml bottle of pure spirits* Just *hic* just dandy *hic*.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on November 12, 2011, 02:43:59 PM
Why are you so friendly? do you want a punch by the mighty undead dimo-saurus to submit to his supreme majesticness??
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 13, 2011, 04:01:53 AM
Walks in, tips a cowboy hat in the direction of the bar.

"Howdy. I'd like a whiskey."

Then sits down in the corner over the drink. Brooding.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 13, 2011, 07:11:54 AM
walks over to Phoenixguard, sits beside him and gives him a good old slap on the back,
''Cheer up buddy''
Slides a tall glass of sacra over to him.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on November 13, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
*Grabs his pistols and sits next to Phoenixguard and Ladyhawk*

Do you want some company?  :) I'll smash you later... Loosers...  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 13, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
pulls sword out just in case
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on November 14, 2011, 07:50:05 PM
* Takes off a gigantic Hammer of Doom... *

Do you see that?  :o

Want to fight me? think twice!  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 15, 2011, 10:45:59 AM
Full of Irish courage, swinging a claidheamh mor, I take the fight to this unpleasant sod who has dared to impinge upon a woman in a public place.

"How dare you sir!"

(Sorry Dimos, I'm in character mate. :P )
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 15, 2011, 11:08:01 PM
*pulls out a  timed bomb with 1 second left on it*

 :o
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 16, 2011, 01:55:45 AM
Creates magical shield around self. Anyone who want to be protected, start pleading XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 16, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Through the sheer awesomeness of a claymore I'm impervious to the blast.

Between us, I'm pretty sure we saved everyone LH. :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 16, 2011, 12:15:36 PM
Hehe I would have to agree there Buddy XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2011, 09:28:21 PM
A whole day. Use common sense. It's not counting down. XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 17, 2011, 03:43:50 AM
Whether it blows up or not, we're safe. For that matter we have saved you all as well.

So have a drink on me!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2011, 06:56:05 AM
I wasn't even in danger. Whoops, I don't think I was meant to press that button. :o BOOM!! BANG!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 09, 2011, 06:43:49 AM
Meh I'm safe.

Whiskey anyone?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 09, 2011, 01:27:22 PM
Ohhh yes please. :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2011, 12:32:14 AM
One Scotch for meh, buddy.

*I pull out my machine-gun* and be quick, or ya'll die! (ok, pg I'm on character too, dude!)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2011, 05:47:06 AM
YAY!!! LOVE THE NECROING!!!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:16:56 PM
I get shot bye Dimos's machine gun. Wee woo wee woo, goes the ambulance.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 12, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
The ambulance blows up and you go flying like in the cartoons and go strait though the roof and land on the floor.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Death Nade on December 14, 2011, 05:13:33 AM
I get up, finding im actually not punctured by any of the bullets and walk down the steps and into the bar area.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 14, 2011, 08:16:16 AM
Then I'll have to use my bazuka hyper-gun  ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 14, 2011, 03:34:27 PM
I pull out my sword, just in case. Still drinking thw whisky. Lots and lots and lots and lots of whisky. And yet, I keep drinking.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 14, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
Scotch for Dimos, whiskey for Ladyhawk and even more whiskey for me.

DeathNade can get a band-aid and Khan, a psychologist.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 15, 2011, 12:41:55 AM
btw, I press the hidden button and the floor collapses and you all end up in the Cellar which is locked and barred. I take all the booze for me and I whistle to my loyal horse...  :)

But she does not apear so I steal hawk's motorcycle (which is faster than mine) and I get a basket next to it, in which I put the liquors and then I kick-start my bike!  :) grrrrrrmmmmrrr
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 15, 2011, 08:36:50 AM
I jump out, freeze time, drink the booze and go back to "Green Dragon" Inn that was recently rebuilt.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 15, 2011, 10:35:54 AM
I blast my way out of the cellar using my mad skills and join Khan for a drink.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 15, 2011, 11:03:55 AM
I give Ladyhawk a drink and say "Theres enough for everyone... except for Poenix"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 17, 2011, 10:26:07 PM
I'm gladly joining your group... But I'm sorry, once you drink 1 glass you'll be again thrown to the cellar!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
Jump out again.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 18, 2011, 03:27:53 AM
I don't care if there's not enough for me, I shall have my whiskey damn you!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 23, 2011, 11:19:28 PM
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on December 18, 2011, 03:27:53 AM
I don't care if there's not enough for me, I shall have my whiskey damn you!

You won't have it, it's all mine!

Quote from: The Khan on December 18, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
Jump out again.

You're out? Then go and clean my stables... My horses produce so much ... unclean substances... :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 25, 2011, 09:46:41 AM
Still drinking at the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 25, 2011, 10:56:18 AM
I ignore Dimos and join Ladyhawk at the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 26, 2011, 12:22:29 AM
Good company is always welcome :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 26, 2011, 10:53:33 PM
I'll use my dual colt pistols and get rid of those double troubles... I step over the dead bodies of Khan and Ladyhawk an ship some whiskey... Then I take a Martini bottle, so as I'll taste some dry martini  ;)

I also need some chaviar... who will bring me that?  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 27, 2011, 01:29:08 AM
I CAN NOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!!!!

I jump up and stab Dimos through the heart with my awesome sword of awesomeness. Taking his life and then his drink! As I sip my new drink, I bring back Khan with my magic and give him one too.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on December 29, 2011, 12:35:53 AM
Problem here? I am ''the heartless man'' BEWARE!

YOUR MAGIC DOOM APROACHES!  ;D  ;D  ;D

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Dimos:              *Dials the secret number*
Ladyhawk:       Are you calling the 911 COPS?
Dimos:              No it's the Roman Inquisition; they will burn you at the stake!
Ladyhawk:         I don't think soooooo......
[german nazi]: *enters the scene with a flamethrower and throws his fiery hell to the witch*

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Was it more epic than bollywood?  ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on December 29, 2011, 01:02:59 AM
Ok stepping in here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBFMnZcc5Q&t=12s

           ....that is all.
(http://t0ak.roblox.com/2ee703077f000a84225c286b4ab9bde7)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on December 31, 2011, 06:05:46 PM
I ignore comrade_gens post by posting marvelous me here. Now, raise and praise me as your king of the bar
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 05, 2012, 07:40:38 AM
No chance. I rule the bar. XD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 06, 2012, 12:58:07 PM
You're burned... I rule!

I am the bar-rulerrrrr  :) grrrrr  8)

I'm double the mass of Silvester Stalone and Arnold Swatzenegger  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 06, 2012, 02:23:13 PM
I then sneak up behind you and slit your throat with my knife.

I am ruler!! XD I am Queen!! 
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 07, 2012, 12:53:48 AM
As I die I curse you not to taste any of the bar's liquor, before revenge is taken...

*waits silently at the graveyard outside for REVENGE to come*  :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on January 07, 2012, 08:50:54 AM
Now everyone's dead, I think this bar's mine  ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on January 07, 2012, 10:13:54 PM
Nope! Just Chuck Testa (who actually was taxerdimized by me!). Who fall backwards in disbelief of my cunning ploy.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 10, 2012, 12:16:45 AM
Fear the awakening of the dead.

*The whole scene gets foggy and suddedly great master dimos appears along with shadows of deceased people and grabs all aliens and throws them outside in the chill. That's how I ship the finest Scotch whiskey availiable.*  :o

FEAR the rise of the DEAD!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 10, 2012, 02:07:10 AM
What should be feared even more is the greatest sorcorer that will ever roam this world. ME! Sends a lightning bolt at Dimos. Killing him instantly.

I then sit down at the bar and have a drink. Fully able to TASTE!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 10, 2012, 11:47:34 PM
I can't be killed, I'm already dead. I drink much wine and then along with all dead zombies we start a dance macabre...

Then you see to the storm outside of the window. A tall, hooded figure looks at you. Instantly you're killed; by DEATH  :o *Shock!*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 11, 2012, 02:28:06 AM
Nope, death is my best friend. Its really you he killed.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 13, 2012, 04:25:07 PM
Yes I was killed by death, but he was afraid of me and he let me go. Now I've come to take my revenge! And all of your booozzeee my evil plan is starting muahahah muahahahah!  ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 14, 2012, 01:12:34 AM
And you are afraid of me! XD So I win.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on January 17, 2012, 07:58:25 PM
What is death, when you have DJ Cat within your sig? It's block rockin' beats nullify the difference between life and death
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on January 17, 2012, 10:46:49 PM
It's like attending a symposium on biogenetics.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 26, 2012, 06:29:58 AM
*Shots down Comrade General*

Hey, doctor debux, nurse Ladyhawk, your drinking ''symbosium'' [symbosium in greek means to drink together with somebody] can continue... Ah! And F@ck biogenetics, just pass me the Rum bottle...  :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 28, 2012, 05:38:24 PM
Meanwhile thousands of miles away...

"Ha ha ha!

I Night Angel King of Scotland have placed massive taxes on the whisky.

Ha ha ha!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on January 29, 2012, 01:25:34 PM
 :) Then, I'll simply change my Scotch whiskey for a bourbon one...  ;)

Problem solved...  :)  :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: debux on January 29, 2012, 02:11:53 PM
... which has been poisoned by me.

Heh, sorry 'bout that, fellah
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 13, 2012, 05:44:52 AM
I got the antidote and drink the bourbon that's been poisoned by Debux and than I drink the antidote.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on February 13, 2012, 02:36:23 PM
Well I am the only human being to produce a neuro-toxin capable of winning over the poison. The Khan's andidote was fake, I sold it to him for 6 bucks and now he's bleeding to ''heaven'' ... and I am simply enjoying my poisoned whiskey...

Dimos for the win, fellahs!  ;)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on February 13, 2012, 05:03:34 PM
I thought the Bourbons were a noble family of kings and generals in France...


Oh wait, they were.

*Bourbon troops invade, take all salted peanuts from the bar, Jubal and troops leave to enjoy salted nutty goodness elsewhere.*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on February 13, 2012, 07:54:25 PM
Hahahahahah... We have a saying down here, Jubaaaal! Arghh ''Peanuts are half the magic of drinking'' ...

Drunkard Army! INVADE!  ;) THOU SHALT ME TAKEN AWAY OUR DRUNK FOOD.  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 14, 2012, 08:12:34 PM
I drink the antidote Bourbon (troops [I'm a vampire]).
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on February 17, 2012, 07:37:30 PM
good kahn, now, let us assemble our forces before we can assault Jubals BOURBON troops and tae back our bourbon whiskeys!!

Then we can fight about the spoils... and forget about the ice...
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
*take and *Khan

I'd rather Whiskey Bourbon though.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Son of the King on March 27, 2012, 01:26:32 AM
Bourbon biscuits are the best thing related to Bourbon.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 12:42:58 PM
I get a massive one and smash it on the top of your head. :D

(1000 posts Jubal!!! HERE I GO!!!!)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on April 01, 2012, 01:42:52 PM
I smash your heads with bottles of precious liquor and wine! 

Dimos for the WIN
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 10:31:48 PM
I take the smashed bottle neck and stab you with it. *stabby stab stab*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Son of the King on April 01, 2012, 11:25:52 PM
I throw a table.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2012, 11:59:14 PM
*catches table, places it down, sits at it*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2012, 09:35:15 AM
*picks table up at bashes you on the head with it*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on April 02, 2012, 05:59:14 PM
I take out my revolver and shoot around the bar... I think I hit some of you, right?  ;)

Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 03, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
I pick up another table and use it as a shield. A bullet goes through the table and grazes me on the arm. (Just to be fair)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on April 03, 2012, 06:57:08 PM
Bingo!  ;) So what will you do to stop me? I'm getting ready for a new volley of fire!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2012, 07:40:36 AM
Use the shield as a table. ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Dimos on April 05, 2012, 11:50:04 AM
nO! I think you'll be hit again...

Fire!
i
r
e
!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2012, 06:05:29 AM
The recoil sends you flying. O.o
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 30, 2014, 04:52:16 AM
I pick up a glass bottle full of urine and smash it over CG's head. ^-^
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on March 30, 2014, 10:28:14 AM
I walk in to the tavern, take one look, turn around and walk straight back out again.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 30, 2014, 10:31:15 AM
I chase after Tom and tackle him to the ground.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on March 30, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
I elbow you in the face and roll away.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 30, 2014, 11:06:25 AM
I stand up and kick you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on March 30, 2014, 01:50:22 PM
I pocket sand you in the face and try to run again
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 30, 2014, 08:17:12 PM
I clear my eyes out and chase after you wielding a baseball bat.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on March 31, 2014, 12:06:47 AM
I hit you with a tire iron.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Clockwork on March 31, 2014, 12:24:08 AM
My UMP 45 has something to say about that *sneak attack*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 31, 2014, 06:45:46 AM
I use a plasma shield to deflect your UMP 45 bullets.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2014, 01:48:40 PM
I sit back and watch as the plasma super-heats the bullets creating nice cauterized holes in Khan's body.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 31, 2014, 08:12:36 PM
Now I'm holy. :3

I through CG at Colossus, after using him as a human shield from the UMP bullets.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on March 31, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
I sneak up on Khan and swing at him with my lightsaber.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 31, 2014, 08:21:57 PM
I duck and use my own lightsaber to deflect yours.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on March 31, 2014, 08:31:19 PM
I am amazed at how you produced a lightsaber from seemingly nowhere. In a blaze of light I sweep my blade towards your head in a feint before cutting downwards at your shoulder.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 31, 2014, 08:54:01 PM
I jump backwards as I swing my lightsaber to deflect yours and immediately jump forward and thrust my lightsaber at you chest.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2014, 10:00:52 PM
I smile, amused, and offer another pint to anyone who wants one.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2014, 12:11:57 AM
I accept and after I'm finish I throw the cup at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2014, 12:13:48 AM
I back-hand the cup out of the way and it crashes into the ceiling, showering broken glass on the next poster...

Whoever they are!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2014, 12:21:19 AM
The glass cuts me to ribbons and I die.

But I'm a zombie.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2014, 12:56:36 AM
I get bitten and turn into a zombie. Me and CG are hungry for brains.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2014, 01:05:29 AM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/277/8/6/eat_all_the_brains__an_x_all_the_ys_meme_by_ilovethemakorrafluff-d5gqwu2.jpg)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2014, 06:51:48 AM
Nom nom nom Jubal's brain!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 01, 2014, 06:30:41 PM
I grab a handy chainsaw and decapitate khan
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2014, 08:08:21 PM
I pick my head up and put it back on. I seem to be human again! :D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 01, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
I drop the chainsaw and swing a right hook towards your head.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2014, 06:34:58 AM
I jump over it (I'm a good jump alright) and kick at your head.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 02, 2014, 01:35:19 PM
I catch your foot, spin you around and throw you against the wall.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2014, 08:18:15 PM
I go through the wall and into the next room, which has a sword in it. I pick it up and jump out of the hole in the wall swinging it at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on April 04, 2014, 08:55:43 PM
You somehow run backwards into my knife. 37 times.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2014, 10:56:13 PM
I pull the knife out of my back and throw it at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 06, 2014, 06:27:00 PM
I dive in front of the knife, catching it between my teeth whilst dual wielding deagles firing them at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 06, 2014, 09:15:57 PM
I dive in front of the bullet, catching it between my teeth whilst now wielding dual miniguns and I shoot you up.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 06, 2014, 10:43:10 PM
I duck down behind an unfeasibly bulletproof table to take cover as you erroneously riddle my identical twins body with bullets.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 07, 2014, 11:39:41 AM
I throw the miniguns aside and run towards the table whilst magically conjuring two swords, one in either hand. I jump over the table with a slash and a stab.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 08, 2014, 10:30:27 AM
I parry one blow with my arm and take the stab through the chest. With a herculean effort I pick you up and slam you down over my knee.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 08, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
I roll off of your knee and pick up the table, bringing it down over your head.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 08, 2014, 01:31:10 PM
My head goes through the table and wearing my new collar with pride I punch you in the face.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 08, 2014, 09:46:57 PM
I go flying into the far wall. I slowly get up and run over. I pick up the table with you in it and throw it out the door.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 09, 2014, 08:21:50 AM
I roll out of the door, coming too rest against a wall. I pull the table off of my head and frisbee it back in to the bar at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 09, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
I dive and catch it and before landing again throw it back at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 09, 2014, 09:31:22 AM
I catch it, drop it to the ground and grab a pike, charging back at you with it lowered.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 09, 2014, 09:18:16 PM
I dodge and jump to the side and grab the shaft of the pike and try to pry it from your hands.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 10, 2014, 10:20:10 AM
I push it in to your body, forcing you away from me and letting go of it. I draw my short sword and stab at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 10, 2014, 01:36:12 PM
I parry with the shaft of the pike and throw it in the air while I do heaps of back flips and such until I am at the other end of the room. I than proceed to throw ninja stars at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 10, 2014, 02:29:03 PM
I dodge the ninja stars matrix style but on my last dodge I mistime it and it hits me in the face. With a ninja star sticking out of my forehead  and blood pouring in to my eyes, I charge towards trying to get you within my grasp.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 10, 2014, 09:15:41 PM
I don't see you coming as I was to busy doing my victory dance and you knock me to the ground.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 08:45:57 AM
I pummel your face repeatedly, your head bouncing off of the floorboards with each blow.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 10:33:30 AM
And it's bouncing because it's made of rubber. It bounces higher and higher each time and eventually bounces me back to my feet. I kick at you still on the ground.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
I catch your kick with my face, absorbing the impact with my skull. I stand up and pull out a hand grenade, I pull the pin with my teeth and holding the lever thingy to the side I stare you down.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 11:54:18 AM
I pull out a tennis racket as I step back a few paces. I grin at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 02:40:48 PM
I drop the hand grenade on the ground and dive at you so you can't volley it back at me.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 11:36:53 PM
I attempt to play tennis with your head.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 12, 2014, 06:45:01 PM
You succeed, separating my head from my body with a savage forehand. I bumble over to it, pick it up and screw it back on.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 13, 2014, 01:27:07 AM
I chuck you a tennis bat and unscrew my head and serve it to you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 13, 2014, 01:09:11 PM
I volley your head out of the window and charge at you, beating you with my tennis 'bat'.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 13, 2014, 09:59:04 PM
I shield myself with my hands as I ran out the door and look for my missing head.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 14, 2014, 09:44:29 AM
I throw the racket after you and start throwing cricket balls at you.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 14, 2014, 09:43:17 PM
I pick up the racket you threw at me thinking it's my head and screw it back on. I can see!
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on April 15, 2014, 08:10:50 AM
The cricket balls punch right through your new face and come out the other side.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 15, 2014, 10:04:04 AM
But every hole in the racket is an eye. :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 11:58:21 PM
I continue to sit behind the bar, coolly sipping an orange juice.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:29:32 AM
I get bored of waiting for Tom to physical abuse me and join you with some milk.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2014, 08:31:16 AM
I sit down and order a lager.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 08, 2014, 02:26:19 PM
I Sit down order a lager, down it, then tap Khan on the shoulder in a angry stance.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2014, 03:45:00 PM
I stand up and throw my bar stool at GMD pre-emptively.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 04:38:38 PM
I dip Tom into the french fry oil.

You guys just don't get it do you? I'm not stuck in here with you - YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!  :balrog:
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2014, 05:15:30 PM
I take a bite out of my fried flesh and hit you with a skillet.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 06:45:34 PM
The skillet finds the titanium plate in my bum which causes it to ricochet back at you where it hits your funny bone.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
I collapse on to the floor crying in pain as my arm tingles :(
I kick your feet out as I'm writhing on the floor :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
I take another sip of my milk and start a staring contest with Jubal. *stare*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 09, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
I get up off the floor, dust myself off, jump over the bar and begin pouring myself a drink while watching the fight.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 01:25:52 PM
*stare* *stare* *stare*
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 09, 2014, 04:03:42 PM
I continue to writhe around on the floor because it's fun :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 04:51:08 PM
I emulate this meme:

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/725/desk_flip.jpg)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
I continue to stare a Jubal, he will blink before me! (I also start kicking hum under the table to make him blink.)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 10, 2014, 12:45:03 PM
I continue to writhe on the ground.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 02:04:47 PM
I finish my drinking and poke Jubal in the eye forcing him to blink. Then i grin at him satisfied :D.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:25:56 PM
I call one of my pangolin minions, who throws GMD's drink in his face for insolence. Then pours him a new one because I'm nice like that.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:50:07 AM
I grin, because I am clearly the winner! So I get up and stomp on GMD's foot.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 12, 2014, 02:22:58 PM
I finish my freshly poured drink and smash the glass over Khans head
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:08:23 PM
I pour myself a cold orange juice and watch the show.  :)
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on July 12, 2014, 10:42:14 PM
I get up and headbutt Khan in the face
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 04:11:37 AM
I flip that table which Jubal sits at.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:24:17 PM
I move back behind the bar.  :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:30:34 AM
I flip the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:51:29 AM
The bar revolves when flipped, revealing a second bar with a different range of refreshing beverages.

I pour myself a pomegranate juice.  :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:01:35 PM
I flip your pomegranate juice into my mouth. It tastes nice.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 11:59:05 PM
I pour you another pomegranate juice. You could just have asked.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:08:23 AM
Well that you anyway. May I have another?
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:13:40 PM
I destroy all the pomegranate juice in the bar.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:22:03 PM
That's good, now I feel like pomegranite juice.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:29:49 PM
I slap you across the face for your insolence.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:31:47 PM
I drink a pomegranete juice instead. ;D
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on July 21, 2014, 02:13:50 PM
I cry.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:24:28 PM
I sleep.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:45:45 AM
I party.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: stormcloud on July 27, 2014, 09:32:14 AM
I change the music to somethine nobody likes, and turn it up LOUD
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 09:41:57 PM
I dance and sing to it anyway.

"And I was like baby, baby, baby ooooh! Like baby, baby, baby noooo! Like baby, baby, baby ooooh! Thought you'd always be mine, mine!"
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2014, 12:18:08 PM
I actually flip out and beat Khan to a bloody pulp until he stops singing. Then I go back behind the bar.

I may be being an evil bartending overlord, but I have standards damn it.  :P
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on July 30, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
I turn off the terrible noise.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Gmd on August 01, 2014, 12:00:48 AM
I look around anxiously.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on August 04, 2014, 09:22:55 PM
I leave. It's gotten too quiet.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:27:25 PM
I start playing spoons, and pouring another round of drinks.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 05:19:08 PM
I rejoin the throng in order to watch the spoon performance.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 11:36:40 PM
I break out the didgeridoo. Armadillo just got real.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 09:25:15 AM
I break out in epic didgeridoo dance.

Are you saying that Armadillo was never real until now? :o
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tom on August 29, 2014, 10:19:41 AM
How Can Armadillo Be Real If It Just Got Real
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 11:29:44 AM
Because it just got real! :o
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on July 23, 2023, 01:29:40 AM
I walk into the bar of the Beer Cellar. It's a long time since anyone used this place: ten years is more than enough for the bloodstains on the walls to have dried.

A discarded didgeridoo lies behind the bar, and there's a mirrored surface behind a row of bottles of drink, each covered in a thick layer of dust. My hair didn't have grey streaks when I was in here last. Some of the wine is still unopened: there being nothing wrong with a bit of extra vintage, I fumble for a corkscrew. It takes a bit of finding, and the drawer is jammed, but eventually I pull it open and find it, in its old spot again.

A short while later, the heavy, heady scent of a good saperavi floats out of the opened bottle. I don't think I knew what a saperavi was when I was last here, but as this place mutates to its inhabitants, the drink I think of now is here - and always was, a shared imaginary having little relationship to fussy notions like causality.

We held bar fights in here once: indeed, this place exists entirely as the scope for a bar fight. What does that mean, twelve years after the first beer was ordered and nine after the last punch was thrown? What scope does the Bar Fight Arena have when all that remains is a weary-eyed academic sipping wine where the excitement used to be? Is the fight over, or is this duel between philosophy and ennui now the true scope of the bar fight? Was a fight with no winner really a fight to start with?

I sip the wine. And leave a crowbar by the door - just for old times' sake.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Spritelady on July 24, 2023, 08:56:13 PM
I open the door, water dripping from my grey cloak. Without lowering my hood, I head for the bar, one hand on the hilt of my sword.
"I hear this was once a good place for a fight."
I take a seat at the bar and cast my eye over the blood stains...
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on January 03, 2024, 12:13:35 AM
I open the secret back gates and unleash the GELATINOUS CUBES

Because I have nothing better to do and this seems like it might be entertaining.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Tusky on January 31, 2024, 10:28:07 AM
I walk into the establishment, remove my top hat and cape, and hang them on the hat stand.

A quick glance around bar reveals quite the kerfuffle. I roll up my sleeves and ready my fists in the queensbury style, and take a big swing at the nearest cube.
Title: Re: Bar Fight Arena
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2024, 05:10:32 PM
I throw a lit candle at the cubes to see what happens. I'm pretty sure this bar is mostly flameproof, how badly can it go wrong?