Exilian
Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Topic started by: debux on February 19, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
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So, I guess since no-one has ventured to help Bunneh to take over, I will make this thread as a meeting point for all ye faithful to Bunneh
I'll make a members list and a rules list, which I will update with the editing of this first post. I will also use it as an announcement to all the happenings related to Bunneh.
Current Members:
-Goldyrulez (High Priest)
-Phoenixguard09 (, the Fluffy Eared)
-Nightangel (Chief Librarian)
-Gmd
-Dripping D
-debux
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Rules:
-Bunneh is all-powerful, all-seeing, and all-burgermaking
-Bunneh shall always be written in upper case, but only in the first letter, or otherwise it shall look as the faith of a common spammer
-Bunneh, if not adressed directly, shall be known as "He", "His Lordship", "His Majesty" or "Burgermaking-Overlord"
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Announcements:
-19.02 His main opponent, Calisthenis of Green Day (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3095180/), has resigned and given up resistance to the steady rise to power of Bunneh! Even though he has not been yet converted to His side, Bunneh has currently no declared contender to His rise to power.
-20.02 Another has succumbed to the treacherous ways of those that deny His superiority, Doomchild (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3096966/). May the Lord be merciful with him, as he was surely possessed by some Demon. It has been known publicly Calisthenis of Green Day (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3095180/) himself, has denied once again the caring embrace of Bunneh. Yet the fact he has erased trace of his weak resistance group in his signature, he swears he still does not believe in Bunny, yet his statements do not carry as much weight, nor are they convincing anymore.
-21.02 A sad day for Exilian, a group of illiterates and skeptical fools have decided to declare themselfs openly against Bunneh benevolence. So far, we are only sure of Calisthenis of Green Day (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3095180/), Doomchild (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3096966/), Mark (http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian/profile/3079221/)
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My hammer comes with a reference from Thor himself. ;)
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Thank you Debux for this. You are now my second in command.
Bunneh shall rule, maybe not now but soon it shall!
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We should get a rank system in place. With Him at the top, of course.
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You gotta edit your sig there Nightangel :P Note second rule :whistles:
@Goldy and Nightangel, how could the ranking be? It's hard considering we are purely followers of Bunny, I though priests was adequate. Not very sure though, as I don't know much about the hierarchy tree in churches and stuff :P
@Marcus, Bunny will hunt you down if this would be in the spam thread (*whispers* after all it's just a game, but don't tell Him!) And if I misunderstood your sentence, as I usually do, I feel awkward
Yay, I'm second in command!
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I wish to be Phoenixguard, of the Fluffy Ears. I shall now work in GIMP to place Bunneh ears upon my avatar. I propose hear and now, that this is what we all must do.
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Phoenix, I grant you the power to be Phoenix of Fluffy Ears. May you serve teh Bunneh well.
In terms of the ranks, you can decide upon a name for yourselves, and I shall grant it if it is deemed appropriate.
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@Debux My humblest apologies my lord. The problem has been remedied.
Oh high lord in penitence for my sins against Him I shall solemnly ask to become the Chief Librarian so that I my record His Majesty
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Your wish has been granted Nightangel, the Chief Librarian. Make sure teh Bunneh Bible, as it shall be known, is always up-to-date and in supreb condition. Do not let teh Bunneh down.
(This is really starting to sound like a religion!)
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No delcared contender??!!
I declare that I contend the &U##Y'5 rise to power!!!
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Look to my signature to see my view.
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I like my nice neat sig how it is, so I won't be joining your cause for the
tyrannical benevolent rule of Bunneh. :P
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@To all, edited first post
Now you'll have to read it entirely again to note the changes *evil laugh* it's the secret physiological plan that Bunneh has entrusted to me
EDIT: SotK, there are no "neutrals" in Bunneh's view :)
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CG, Hopit, Marcus, Doomchild, SotK, Jubal and I are against bunneh's benevolence (Notice how there is no capital letter for bunneh's name). Remember, no neutrals, your ether with or without. we will bring the bunny down. DOWN WITH THE BLOODY FURRY BUNNEH!! - The Mongolian Hatter
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Don't put CG, Marcus, Jubal and SotK! *cries* Give them time too choose what's best for their souls!
EDIT: if you pardon the form of writing, but I now see the fun in being a pamphleteer. :D After all, you're against Bunneh so
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@To all, edited first post
Now you'll have to read it entirely again to note the changes *evil laugh* it's the secret physiological plan that Bunneh has entrusted to me
EDIT: SotK, there are no "neutrals" in Bunneh's view :)
See, no neutrals. Anyone with or without my sig (The part at the bottom) is on my side. Anyone with the "Ooh, bunneh is sooo good" *says mockingly* sig will fall before our posting power.
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See, no neutrals. Anyone with or without my sig (The pretentious, violent bit on the bottom of my post) is on my side. Anyone with the "Ooh, bunneh is sooo good" [color=#ee4a2d](Finally you admit it!)[/color] sig will defeat our negligible posting power.
Fixed that for you Mark. Seriously couldn't believe that you let all those typos and grammatical errors into your post. :P
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Bunneh is blind to all those unconvinced, as he doesn't send his spy rabbits to their homes :)
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No. We kill them instead.
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The Lybunnyum refuses to take part in this needless fighting. I remember the old days when the Bunny was about joy and love, and His meaning was not reduced to worthless images.
As such until this is resolved I shall form a splinter church and we shall be Reformed Bunnyists. Also we shall spell His name as Bunny as it was done in the past.
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Your sig says otherwise
It says, and SHOULD always say: How can we lose when Bunny's on our side?
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Alas, brothers, to what we have come to. If we bicker between ourselves, or opponents shall take advantage of our weakness to rip our precious community apart, together with our love for Bunny. Although I do agree with Nightangel, I disagree the fact that he doesn't even quit his work for Bunny as the high, Chief Librarian.
Brothers, all you faithful to Bunny, we must unite to all common foes!
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see you can not even stay as a group becuase belief in bunny does not work! You look for the common foe but there is none except yourself and the tyranny you impose on yourselfs and others through 'bunneh' and his teachings
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Silence Unbeliever!
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We have an admin in our side!
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NOO!!!1!
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Hopefully he'll not ban us too in his blindness :P
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This is one of the most brilliant pieces of ASCII art I have ever seen, I had to copy it here:
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Thank you Andalus. Markorgis, you cannot defeat us now as Andalus has in his infinite wisdom, granted The Bunneh a TANK! O Bunneh, bless this thy holy tank, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Bunneh did grin his buck-toothed grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Should I just skip a bit brothers?
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Gentlemen, alas I have risen from the dead. I have been on a voyage, through both space and time and seen many a thing and have had all life's mysteries solved. It lays within my very signature, the very soul and purpose of our existance.
People, ALL HAIL THE CUBE!
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Nay, never skip a bit! Teh Bunneh and his powerful army shal always prevail!
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I believe you have yet to see The Cube. Look below if you will and see all. Bunnies have no power over The Cube.
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ok so i know we have our differences but shall we join together to lynch this cube loving fool
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I have one question about this cube.
If, as you say, your God is a cube, why is it that he only appeareth as a square? Are we really too unworthy to see all three of his dimensions? How do we know that his priests are not lying and claiming he is a cube when in fact he is merely existent on a flat plane?
(I would pick apart the rest of this mess, but cba to find the Biology textbooks.)
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Oh no! Religions archnemesis Science
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You only see it as a square? Ahhhh, now that is unfortunate. I see then you are yet to be enlightened, maybe some day you will welcome The Cube into your heart and soul, but until then, may ignorance plague your very world and may bunnies fool you with their supposed "magnificence"!
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DOWN WITH THE CUBIST
S!!
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Now now, let us not get aggressive, The Cube does not tolerate oppressive behaviour, and oppressors have a tendency to... disappear, if you follow :P
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DOWN WITH THE CUBISTS!!
I agree!
Now get out of my Bunneh thread and make your own you spamming mod you!
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Oh no!
It is just as I feared, it has returned the murky depths to where I cast it ten thousand years ago.
Cubethulhu!
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No, from the dark depths of R'lyeh it has awakened! Not Cubethulhu! Bunneh army, particularly, the Bunneh Tank Brigade, engage the Cubist scum!
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Wait, so now we have two religions? :P .
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NOOOOOOOOO! No SotK! Renounce your Cubist ways!!!
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The Cube is our ally. We do not have a Forum Religion yet but we do have an Anti-bunneh-Religion. When the bunneh is purged from Exilian we shall join the Cubists.
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NEVER! THE BUNNEH SHALL PREVAIL!!! BUNNYISTS, TO ME! FOR JUSTICE AND TRUTH! BUT MOST OF ALL, FOR THE BUNNEH!!!
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:knight: Bunneh! :knight:
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Yes, people are now understanding the true saviour of our ways. Observe, my friends, and see the error of your ways and see the truth that lies in The Cube, let go of your erroneous ways of bunnies and see that true perfection lies here.
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It's still a square to me...