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Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Topic started by: Captain Carthage on February 23, 2011, 04:54:27 PM

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 23, 2011, 04:54:27 PM

Friends, I remember I time when the Bunny was something pure and good. I remember a time when the Bunney was about the celebration of a unification, not the ridicule of those who refused it.

I have reformed from these ways and become the first Reformed Bunnyist, and I urge you all to do the same. Here there shall be no more fighting.

Rules

Not many, but very important.

1. No more hate. The Bunny is a choice, and a choice to be made freely, by all means try to spread the message but do not slam it into people. Also anyone actively against the Bunny is to be treated with nothing worse (and if you can something better) than indifference, what has hatred ever achieved.

2. Spell it as Bunny it makes us sound stupid otherwise.

3. In your signature change world domination to world peace, do I really need to explain this one?

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 05:22:00 PM

One word: Never!

Teh Bunneh Foreva!!!!!

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2011, 06:11:54 PM

...I wonder how many other forums have created a religion for themselves, set up a powerful atheist movement to counter it, AND had it schism within a week?

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 07:04:22 PM

Why do we bicker between each others? Why don't we stay together, as a strong group?

Alas, our divisions shall only bring ruin to Bunny

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Gen_Glory on February 23, 2011, 07:52:54 PM

lol we have orthodox(domination) and unorthodox/new(peace) bunniests

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 08:17:21 PM

I love being the person who always brings anarchy to these here forums, at least I make it interesting!

Bunneh.

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Andalus on February 23, 2011, 11:49:13 PM

I believe that Bunny demands we eat his children in order to honour him. For how else shall we achieve world domination when our numbers are contested by the endless ranks of the common rabbit? We must be harsh parents to them as good bailiffs of Bunny. We must dine on his offspring's flesh and so receive his strength and wisdom.

Also, they are tasty, but that is IRRELEVANT.

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: comrade_general on February 23, 2011, 11:50:44 PM

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SeQMOBdy_Oc/TD02hLQJ6lI/AAAAAAAAAHY/HwQ9fIKAkWc/s1600/monty.python.holy.grail.bunny.rabbit.jpg)

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 02:43:37 AM

That happens when you anger Bunneh

@Andalus, are you joining the side of the true faith?

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Gen_Glory on February 25, 2011, 09:35:38 PM

Father, bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioc!

Title: Reformed Bunnyists, to me!
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 26, 2011, 01:29:19 PM

Yay I've converted Dripping D to the side of peace and love.