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Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! => Topic started by: CN2 on July 27, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
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Here is a game you all might like.
All you have to do is a story,3 words at a time.
So lets start... Once upon a...
EDIT: oh so thats what that button does...
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dream, there was
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a rather old
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lettuce named Jon
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Jangle Jimmer Heimer
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Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen
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Who liked playing
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with dead bodies
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,but suddenly one
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spontaneously combusted during
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a secret pagen
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luncheon held in
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Jubal's conservatory. He
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immediately blamed the
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accident on CN2,
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:(
because CN2 was
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playing with explosives
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and a rusty
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pipe, once used
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in the study
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by Proff Plum (I just had to :P )
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who was having
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good times with
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Miss Scarlet's boobs.
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CN2 was lynched
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by thirteen angry
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cookies because he
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tried to eat
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the mother of
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Jon Bon Jovi
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who destroyed the
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Vatican because it
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the pope had
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excommunicated his favorite
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teddy bear called
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Johnny Jim Jamerson
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. So, the Swiss
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made some tasty
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chocolate with nuts
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which they then
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put marshmellows in
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and shoved it
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in a large
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part of a
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brightly coloured mechanical
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big yellow duck
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So this is what we have so far,its quite a good read we should publish it!
Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck
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that then destroyed
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the Twin Towers
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where that geezer
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called Algy worked.
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it then went
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pop, complimented by
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a sudden loud
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fart like noise
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emitted by a
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dwarf on runescape
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who molested a
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squirrel named Nutzorzroorzorzez.
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Nutzorzroorzorzez then went
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to play suduko
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in Krung
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Stalins zombie bitchslapped
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Lenin's sister's dog's
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who lactated furiously
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erm it was supposed to be something like dog's sister or something, thats why theres the " 's "s lol, but whatever.
Because she felt
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a curious feeling
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in her preferred
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way of touching
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dirty pieces of
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kebab in some
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juicy tomato sauce.
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Meanwhile a certain
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drug addicted hobo
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who was seen
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giving AIDS to
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a man from
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Nantucket, tried to
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repel invaders from
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the planet Mars
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who had little
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laser firing twinkies
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located on their
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multiple steaming backsides.
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Then a microscopic
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drug addict found
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a new type
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face and published
(typeface all one word)
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a national bestseller
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Porno magazine,so :D
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he was a
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very rich bastard
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till he touched
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a magical bagel
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that then transformed
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His car into
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a donkey shaped
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thingy called derek
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that kicked him
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over a yellow
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duck named Ugly
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Mac Neeg who
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didn't like his
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ugly little sister
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who was called
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Notanotherlongname who belonged
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to a secret
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cult of jelly
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lead (by) Miley Cyrus
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who was in
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Timbuktu with her
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secret pigeon fancier
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and a dromedary.
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After flying several
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sausages out of
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Vancouver she went
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to a jagged
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piece of worn
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Dolce & Gabana Purse
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that was owned
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by a certain
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someone called Oojanickabollokov
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Cyrus, who is
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very physcially challenged
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motorboat salesman from
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Hoth. He is
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also impressive in
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the secret Buhddist
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club of dancing
NO ONE SAW IT! Oojanickabollokov
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warrior monks from
lol
what do you call a Russian with three balls?
Oojanickabollokov
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a galaxy far...
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far away but
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it was not
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really that far
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if you took
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the 9:46 train
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from denmark,when
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there's strong winds.
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in an easterly
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direction (usualy measured
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in kilometres per
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millisceond. The zergmonauts
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directed the velocity
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at Tyra Bank's
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burger emporium, as
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thirty angry kittens
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underwent psychological examination
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to help cure
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$UP4 C4N$4R,but
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the andromeda bypass
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blew up into (and if blewup is one word) a
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enornmas cheese roll [close brackets at last] )
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in a monumental
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colour filled explosion.
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He was also
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a big fat
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guy who loved
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a retarded donkey
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soooo much he
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married it before
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bestiality was legalized.
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he then decided
(is it really legal??!!)
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to make some
(laws on it are actually quite non-specific, most people get prosecuted for trespassing disorderly and other things instead (late night channel 5 full of weird stuff))
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Jellied eels and
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mash out of
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rotten jelly babies
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and minced up
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dried octopus leg.
(could someone compile the whole story as of now? Im confused.)
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Chapter 2-The Middle Bit
When Dave realised
(ill do that when i can,thank god for ms work lol)
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So far on three word story.....
Once upon a dream, there was a rather old lettuce named Jon Jangle Jimmer Heimer Streupher Dorphenshmortz Hoofen Who liked playing with dead bodies, but suddenly one spontaneously combusted during a secret pagan luncheon held in Jubal's conservatory. He immediately blamed the accident on CN2, because CN2 was playing with explosives and a rusty pipe, once used in the study by Professor Plum who was having good times with Miss Scarlet's boobs.
CN2 was lynched by thirteen angry cookies because he tried to eat the mother of Jon Bon Jovi who destroyed the Vatican because it the pope had excommunicated his favourite teddy bear called Johnny Jim Jamerson. So, the Swiss made some tasty chocolate with nuts which they then put marshmallows in and shoved it in a large part of a brightly coloured mechanical big yellow duck that then destroyed the Twin Towers where that geezer called Algy worked. It then went pop, complimented by a sudden loud fart like noise emitted by a dwarf on Runescape who molested a squirrel named Nutzorzroorzorzez.
Nutzorzroorzorzez then went to play soduko in Krung
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Great going guys,we should publish this :lol: :D :P
You didnt put $UP
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I refuse your $UP
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amputizer who promptly
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removed his 'pinto' (from QI last night (mean small penis))
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(oh yay an ad for a gay patnership site)
as well as
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his yellow duck.
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So he died
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in the loosest
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belt he could
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plait round his
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rather large third
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nipple. Suddenly far
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far away a
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giant space chicken
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hit the planet
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of the fat
...POST 3000 hell yeah!
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maggots for a
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spot of tea
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and a chocolate
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cake type thing.
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made of dead
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womprats.
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FULL STOP!
...Jimmy was a
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young pedophile allergic
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to cinnamon leprechauns
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from the Irish
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Town of Dublinah.
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(why do you keep ending sentences)
He did enjoy
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hot fudge sundays
(dunno)
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with large helpings
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[color=ff00ff]of warm vanilla[/color]
(I shall now post all in pink)
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ice cream made
(warm vanilla ice cream :D)
PS why the pink?
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from recycled alligator
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[color=ff00ff]noses,this tasty
(Dunno,I suppose cus it stands out :blink:)[/color]
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ingredient is harvested
(It doesn't stand out, I have major problems reading it)
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[color=00ff00]on the 7th
(how about green?)[/color]
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of July 2007
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[color=00ff00]because its only[/color]
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day that alligators
(thats better, nice new avatar btw)
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[color=00ff00]shed their noses
(Cheers :D)
[/color]
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without the disturbance
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in the force
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, troubled they were
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that Obiwan might
(i liked your old avatar better CN@ :P)
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launch large digestives
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at an uninspiring
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forest backdrop with
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giant wooden frogs
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adding colour to
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[color=00ff00]the pond in
(ok Ill change it back :P) [/color]
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the back of
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[color=00ff00]the store downtown[/color]
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next door too
CN2 what have you done to your Avatar?
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Jubal's house. Of
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all the places
(back to your house then Jubal)
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in Pratt's Bottom
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it had to
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get stuck,to
(I inverted the colours)
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the one next
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to his mother
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loving bother hugging
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sister :) so she
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dis some mother
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form anuva bruva
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by saying she
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was a bit
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on the left
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side.<--STOP!) "my butt...
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is much too
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in love with
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a certain Mrs
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McLean" Jonny said
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much too much
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for his own
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sitcom based around
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a group of
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robotic Eskimo butlers
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Called Robeskultlers,thses
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revolutionary machines revolutionised
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the way we
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participate in the
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Exilian games. "Hello,
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I'd love to
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enjoy a nice
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cup of lemon
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and a little
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chocolate flan cake
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with just one
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single drop of
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artificial sweetner mix
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-ed in with
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a yellow duck.
<FULLSTOP>
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This yellow duck
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was a component
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of a NASA
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space mission going
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to the planet
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know only as
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CN2's PLANET! this
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awful place too
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far away from
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sanitary conditions stank
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of not just
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CN2's beautiful flower
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mower he used
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wearing drag, but
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a rather soiled
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Duck had a
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large deposit of
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kumquats there. The
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end of this
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this is not
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the end it
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ate the cheese!
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It was then
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that a duck
:lol:
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died from eating
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a poison shoe
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shaped turd with
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a very pointy
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stick." (finally)
(new paragraph/chapter)
Hello said
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my teacher this
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lesson we will
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learnabout Traingles!
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as well as
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how the greeks
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invented the triangular
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formula of pythagorus
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the thirteenth of
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greece :P one student
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made a simple
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mistake of saying
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where he had
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touched that small
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little thing in
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the inside of
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of the sandwich
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there was a
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a big boooooooooom
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when he had
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a fart in
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his lunchbox. However,
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it was not
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a real fart
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it was in
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fact a small
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helpless little thing
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of a man :lol:
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who could do
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amazing things with
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toothpaste if it
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is sprout flavoured
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and mixed with
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some rare Tibetian
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hill spice that
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when mixed with
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gunpowder is very
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very very very
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inept at plugging
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was he who
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lived under the
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massive sink in
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a pineapple under
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the sea. After
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the yellow duck
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became non existent (so nobody could mention it again)
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in stormcloud's mind
(Don't you dare kill my yellow duck!)
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and the rest
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had survived completely,
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it lived happily
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never before. Suddenly
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there's a shadow
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of a strange
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looking orange monkey
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being stalked by
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another strange looking
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owl called Stormcloud
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and he did
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not like to
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be ignored by
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the big orange
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monkey who liked
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to put his
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feet into a
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cold pack of
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something very slimy
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thats called OMGITSTOOEFINGSLIMYADE
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and he ended
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up dwoning in
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some more slimy
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OMGITSTOOEFINGSLIMYADE . Stormcloud started
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to try to
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save DD but
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in the end
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he could not
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be saved from
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the slimy stuff
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so he decided
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to kill himself
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in a very
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inhumain way, such
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as eating acidic
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prunes. however CN2
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tried to stop
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this madness ( THIS IS SPARTA! ) by
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kicking the messenger
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square in the
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testicular region. Then
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a crazy squirrel
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leaped out from
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a bush. Jimmy
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the boy from
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down the street
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liking every girl
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in his school
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who are really
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really really really
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the complete opposite
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type of people
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to what Gmd
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is not. Jimmy
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likes Shawodywodys music (lol Hugh Dennis)
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not only because
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he thinks he
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is the most
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popular kid in
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the whole damn
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universe YEAH! this
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is why he
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is a rather
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cool little dude
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(a camels *ahem*!)
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w00t? do I hear the thud of a banhammer?
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i think not
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I dont get it :S
well story time!
that the banhammer
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is the most
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feared weapon in
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the whole of
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Exilian and other
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had not fallen
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to its mighty
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banning powers of
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destructiion, this citivilisation
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is built around
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many many people
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shiny happy funky
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people. who are
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shiny happy funny
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dogs cats squirrels
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and ginger monkeys
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with many other
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things to play
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that own rabbits (hes an ape)
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for making stew
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with their own
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downy(feathery) oven gloves
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which were on
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the monkeys hands
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then the monkey
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decided to play
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with his best
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sub - machine gun
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imported from the
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south east of
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a small county
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known as Kentshire.
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Full stops can
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never have an
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effect on the
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ending of a
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planet but they
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always seem to
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end lots of
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aruguments by using
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a pen as
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sharp as the
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needle on a
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hammer which is
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made of grass
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and of a
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slice of cheese
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that was in
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a womens beard
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who was french
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on her mother's
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fine plate of
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parfitaroles that are
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very very chocolatety
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and very very
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(I read the wrong page :lol:)
very very stinky
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. "ouch" said Charley
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as he fell
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off his chair
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into the warm
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(OMG!!!??? the ad at the bottom is for a gay couples site???!!!)
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pool of urine
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which was accompinied
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by getting his....OMG 666 POSTS!
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face impaled upon
616 is the devils number stupid
did you never watch QI?
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a flaming pitchfork
(He never said 666 was the devils number, DD)
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which soon crumbled...
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into a fine
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gay partnership site :lol:
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for yellow ducks.
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but more importantly
(but why was he so shocked about it?)
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he was now
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in a HHiiiigghhhllyy
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dangerous duck filled
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pond of mass
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destruction and has
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a rather comfortable
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sofa that had
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lots of lose
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parts that prevented
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cushions on its
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surface to stay
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a huge bit
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on the right
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part a nodding
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special person sat
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on the furthest
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point of no
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return from the
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furthest point of
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definate return and
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complete and utter
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Reteurnity, this place
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was 5 miles
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nine thousand AU (AU info here) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_unit)
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and a pickle
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away from the
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planet called eather
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ills-cartney, not to
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be confused with
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heather mills mcarthy
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who was once
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stick in the
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filthy stinking area
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around Croyden. Suddenly
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a burger jumped
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out from an
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oval shaped motorised
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bike, this burger
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bar owner was
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terrified of what
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she had realised
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on her trip
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over a burger.
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Once upon a
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unrealistic grassy knoll
(is someone gonna post so far or should I?)
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a troll lived
( I dont know man, are we allowed?)
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peacefully in-between raiding
(i mean the story so far)
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the awesome realm
(why dosent someone just do it?)
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of awesometon in
(I just want to know if anyone else has done it/ is keeping a record)
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the house of
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drurakaan the wizard
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who was a
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smelly old git.
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When everyone one
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hated the people
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For not doing
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what they were
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asked and not
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what they were
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supposed to do
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someone got very
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peeved with all
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the spamming upon
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what could be
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the bestest forum
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in the whole
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of the interwebs
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that had ever
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been seen before
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on the special
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little place called
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the kingdom of
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Tim. But no
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man could ever
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have foreseen that
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sneaky little gingerbread
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backstabbing his cousin
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Julius Caesar. He
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was quite a
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cocky man, for
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he had always
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said to himself
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what a large
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set of ears
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he had, which
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went red when
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he set fire
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to his toes.
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This strange habit
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did only go
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so far as
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we all join
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the monster raving
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loony party that
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made an official
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annoucement which was
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completely and utterly
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true. this result
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-ed in a
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-nother world war
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but where everybody
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had forgotten their
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passports after all
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the governmental reminders
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so they were
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nowhere near the
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rather long story
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that was neverending
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with respect to
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the esteemed and
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very short lifespan
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of our beloved
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army ant brigades
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that died tragically.
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Due to an
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hero popping up
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out of his
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total failure at
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the Last Chance
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for lemon party
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is the most
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absurd happening. However,
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due to all
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the nasty running
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around during the
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circular pile of
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big wet steamy
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jam rolly polly
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mole. Who is
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most definitely not
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the next person
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to post. One
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after the other
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the penguins steal
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many forgotten goods
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such as sanity
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and many other
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people started to
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realise that they
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did not like
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what they saw
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this happening to
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a ver peculiar
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(plaese excuse spelling)
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site which they
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... LEMONPARTY ...
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will DEFINITELY not
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be avoiding. <FULLSTOP> Monday
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has been a
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very boring day
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for CN2 in
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the land of
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alligators and sunshine
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, dont blame it
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on the alligators,
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dont blame it
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the sunshine, blame
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on the boogy
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woo! what a
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brilliant song thought
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CN2, as he
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played it over
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and over again.
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then he went
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into the darkness
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with the alligators
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who are going
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with him. <FULLSTOP> When
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the spontaneous combustion
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prematurly ended his
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wonderful experience in
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the realm of
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multiple super amplified
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, and a hard-boiled
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chicken landed on
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the wierd shaped
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shape, Gordon Brown
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lost all coherency
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with the world.
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"He hadn't already?"
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ask the people
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of Thailand, for
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they are a
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unusual people, asking
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Gordon Brown such
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a large amount
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of apparently obvious
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questions about the
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economy, which is
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quite a sensitive
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matter for all
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Scottish politicians and
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the tiny people
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living in their
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basements and eating
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deep-fried brains.
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This made them
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quite volatile, as
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that way of
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deep-frying is
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prone to causing
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explosive ruptures on
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the filth encrusted
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face which is
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not very pleasant.
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Splean implants are
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, conversely, incredibly pleasing,
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as many of
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goldy's friends left
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felling rather faint
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due to the
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lack of splean
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transplants in the
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building they had
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always lived in
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is nothing like
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and once they
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the end. When
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the flying monkeys
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went soaring into
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the custurd cream
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which tasted very
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like any other
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custard cream they
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had ever dived
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into. When they
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came out of
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the soft and
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rather sticky mess
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, it was clear
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that they had
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some very strange
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cheese that the
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damn swiss had
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poured over their
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hats in a
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very nasty and
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malicious manner, as
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the damn Germans
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had not done.
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Please can this
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nightmare end, said
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members of exilian
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; then they woke
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to find a
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daymare had taken
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it toll upon
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the poor little
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bunny wabbits of
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wockabilly circus in
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wonderful wolling woundabouts
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spinning us into
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Oblivion (The Pizza
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had quickly done
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nothing). "Not Again
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as he ate
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" exclaimed a rather
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confused French person
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who had just
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eaten some garlic.
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After that he
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drank several gallons
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of frog juice,
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"Mmmm Le Froggie
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Juice is Good!!!!"
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just like cheese
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said a Swiss
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bystander, watching jealously
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of the ducks
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who will rule
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the world but
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a giant duck
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was killed in
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an unfortunate soup
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kitchen near Mumbai,
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that was cursed
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by ZIRCON TEH
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SOUP KITCHEN CURSER,
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AND DESTROYER OF
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THE PLANIT OF
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Stuff. " *screamz!* Its
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really about time
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I pulled a (plz say shotgun...)
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sausage from my (now say shotgun :D)
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utility belt of
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sausages and the
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shotgun to fire
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carrots in the
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HOLE OF JUSTICE!!!
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That looked remarkably
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like broccoli, it
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similar too the
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rather scary looking
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Scruuchii tree, inhabited
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by the midget
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called McFrugden who
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liked to lick
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its lushus, full
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well nice, totally
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green leaves, which
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fell from their
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branches in bunches
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of threes and
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exploded on the
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ground in the
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Everyone dies, end.
Just kidding.
absence of an
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envelope to post
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the death warrant
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for the important
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mafia boss in
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time. This mafia
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is made of
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Jelly people, milk
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is being spilled
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all over the
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place. White mice
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went crazy about
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the green cheese
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which was hanged
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for treason against
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Robin Hood and
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his mother Bob
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went for a
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bath in the
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mud and wrestling
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with pirate raiders
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and filthy ogres
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while on fire
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burned the heretic.
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An rotten apple
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named Peter wanted
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lots of pies
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made out of
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rusty spoons to
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impress his girlfriend
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who luuurves rusty
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old cars and
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pieces of old
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cutlery. This girlfriend
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was so much
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like an ostrich
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that she could
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stand on one
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tin can without
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crapping herself in
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less than five
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minutes and drinking
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rum with pirates
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. This story will
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now be interrupted
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for an advertisement.
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by Jubal himself
aaah, Jubal was faster :(
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because he needs
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to be the
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root admin and
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dance about while
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drinking apple juice
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and eating cranberry
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flavoured chocolate luncheons
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because he likes
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to run around
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and eat green
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tripe from the
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back of a
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haemophiliac elephant. Administrators
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all have big
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brains because they
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are all very
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bad and are
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all good at
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committing evil deeds
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and once they
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have finished floccinaucinihilipilificating
If anyone can be asked to complie this thread, they get a cookie.
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they all go
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to a party
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and get smashed
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with sledgehammer. Wolfs
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then came and
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ate Boyninja616 for
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twenty bucks or
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a nice big
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hamburger with tiny
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forty two cents
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buns that barely
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cover the bloody
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corpse of ninja.
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aslo love to
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Keep Dante's head
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preserved in formaldehyde
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next to big
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green stinky cheese
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flavoured slices of
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banana bits and
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Dante's orphanage victims
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went to china
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to eat boyninjas
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Big Fat ****
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to eat bananas.
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and then try
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as far as I know, .(full stop) usually means the end of a sentence.
therefore, Boyninja, you were supposed to start a new sentence.
but nvm, I'll keep playing the game :)
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Very well...
They then try
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darkstar's awesome sauce
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and find that
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it tastes great.
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But then Dante
(Notice the capital letter, Dante?)
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killed 3 little
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midget peoples. Then
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he went down
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to the continent
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and started to
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dance to the
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funky, funky beat
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of pure disco.
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Finally, after they
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ate lots of
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tasty, tasty Doritos
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dipped into chilli
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they decided to
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rest, but diarrhea
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forced them to
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walk funny. Meanwhile
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the masons went
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to French Indochina
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to buy some
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flippin' awesum pancakez
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with strawberry and
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buy some black
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motor oil for
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his inner machine.
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then strangely he
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went all sad
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and began to
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go crazy on
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t3h shrooms. So
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after they had
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consumed all the
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massive cheese clocks
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they proceeded to
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happyslap old people
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until they died.
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Boyninja616's friend Ahmet
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was very stupid
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because he ate
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his own arm
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with BBQ sauce
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so his dad
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helped him kill
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himself, The End.
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until!!! he ran
(dont u dare try and stop me hahahaha! :P lol)
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B****cks
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but his dad
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made shure he
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hahahaha
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could not escape
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from the cat
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so the cat
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got bord and
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savaged Achmet badly.
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Then a duck
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came and joined
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with a poor
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began making lolcats
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That makes no sense
----------------------------------------------------------------------
to aid him
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in making sense
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so he could
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eat more bananas
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and go crazy
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and kill Dante.
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with a spoon
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so he could
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devour his organs
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one by one
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till his final
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breath, The End.
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becoming more powerful
made no sense.
-
breath, The End.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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somone put the story together
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somone put the story together
I tried doing that a few weeks back, after about 20 minutes I gave up...
maybe I shall try again..
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somone put the story together
I tried doing that a few weeks back, after about 20 minutes I gave up...
maybe I shall try again..
w00t
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that be so cool if you can get ti together it be so funny
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We should get Darkstar to do that as a kind of initiation rite.
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We should get Darkstar to do that as a kind of initiation rite.
Wait, I think I hit this button on my keyboard by mistake when I saw this post..
hmmm..
which one was it...
OH!
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/deadendstreet/BanButton2.gif)
:PrivateClarkOnly:
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It was a joke
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It was a joke
So was that. :huh:
/facepalm
internet sarcasm loses yet another battle.
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Don't try and out-sarcasm me.
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lol
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...Or I go ninja on yo' ass!
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Should we start a new sentence?
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No
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The Story Hath Ended.
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(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w261/Ratchey/SlaverStarwarssmiley.gif)
silence!
My sarcasm owns ur sarcasm.
But yeah, I will try to get compiling this, however ATM I am bugged down, I have to write a 8-minute speech and I have to work on my book I'm writing (I'm lazy hehe) AND I also need to do some other homeworks.
:'(
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I wanna work on 2 books at the moment.
1. The Atheist Bible. This will basically be a comedic parody of The Bible.
2. The Young Folks. A book about a group of teenagers who become the leaders of a gang, and have to deal with the responsibility and risk, having not been associated with crime. I intend to make this into a movie at some point.
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lol :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
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They will be good. I'm gonna do the Athiest Bible with my friend after we leave College. I'm also gonna be a character in a rather imaginative comic called "Doctor Who & DMC vs. X-Men" starring Stan Lee, which will be done by a friend of mine who does Graphic Design.
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:) cool
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It is. I'm playing Mickey Smith.
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Who can I play?
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You can be one of the Cybermen, or Davros.
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sorry if this is over why are people still posting?
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We aren't.
If you look, the last post before yours was on the 18th of May, over a week ago.
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I'm still posting. XD
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No, you're necroposting xD. I bet it's to pass phoenixguard's post count
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err. not altogether but i think
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Did this one end? I'm not going to look back through to find where it left off. :P
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You could put it all together like our newer one.