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Title: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 17, 2011, 10:14:35 PM
Answer the last one, then ask the next person a "would you rather" question?

To start...

Would you rather have no elbows or no knees?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 17, 2011, 10:29:11 PM
Funnily enough I had this conversation yesterday. Definitely knees as without elbows we wouldn't be able to do half the things we can now, such as play most games, musical instruments, EAT :p ect ect.

Knees are just for walking and running, and as fun as that is, I would rather eat :p Plus we could just develop strap in segways (sp?) which could replace walking :)

Right, would you rather be living in present times, or 1000 years ago?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 17, 2011, 10:37:56 PM
Present day. As much of a historian as I am, I'm also a fan of middle class C21st creature comforts. :P

Would you rather eat a live newborn puppy, or a large box of all your own toenail clippings from the last three years?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 18, 2011, 01:06:32 AM
The dog. I hear the Chinese do it. :P

Would you rather swim in the Arctic Circle for 6 hours or give up computer access?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 18, 2011, 01:18:25 AM
Definatly swim. You guys mean too much to me. :D

Would you rather die by fire or drowning?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 18, 2011, 01:38:44 AM
I would rather drown. It would be painless and fairly quick if you didn't try and stop it whereas fire would be pretty painful I imagine...

Would you rather die a wrong atheist or wrong devout follower of religion.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 18, 2011, 02:52:40 AM
Frankly, I'd rather not to die. Or to die as a left devout atheist. But since it's not the idea of the game, I'd choose being the wrong atheist... it's better to be relatively neutral, instead of being of the opposing side :P

Would you rather to live somewhere really cold, or somewhere really hot?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 18, 2011, 12:54:04 PM
I live somewhere really warm, but for some ungodly reason its fething cold. Figure that one out.

Anyway, I'd prefer to live somewhere really warm. I can deal with the heat but the cold just makes me feel my age. :D

Would you rather have a cat or a dog?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 19, 2011, 04:33:43 AM
Dog. Cause Xzibit says that ("yeah, dawg")

Would you rather play TW or M&B?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 19, 2011, 10:16:31 AM
Lol M&B. I have to. Part of my job.

Would you rather be damned by Bunneh or loved by Satan?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 19, 2011, 11:01:43 AM
Loved by Satan. I do not wish to get on the wrong side of the Bunneh. For He is all powerful.

Would you rather eat a raw spider or a raw scorpian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 19, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
A raw scorpian, because it doesn't exist :D

Would you rather me spamming the forums or a bot?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2011, 10:32:35 PM
A bot, because it does less damage and can be more easily killed. ;D

Would you rather eat debux's cat or the stare llama?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 20, 2011, 09:42:46 AM
Debux doesn't have a llama. As I pointed out in the other thread, it was a guanaco. Lol I'd go with the guanaco. DJ-Cat cannot be eaten. He's too awesome for that.

Would you rather eat Comrade or Debux's guanaco?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2011, 09:48:14 AM
Debux's guanaco won't destroy my stomach from the inside so much, because unlike Comrade it can't carry and use a gun.

Would you rather have your country run by Rick Astley or Leeroy Jenkins?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 20, 2011, 10:15:54 AM
LOL Comrade's like that song! Cows with Guns!

Um Rick Astley. For the sheer fun-factor of being able to say that, as a country, we just got rickrolled.

Would you rather be surfing on a wave or surfing on the interwebs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2011, 04:00:56 PM
On a wave, except that I can't surf. I do like meatspace, really.

Would you rather burn in muffin hell, or be in Portugal when it next explodes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2011, 05:19:11 PM
Portugal, because it seems to reassemble itself.

Would you rather give up, let down, run around, or desert someone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 20, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
Debux doesn't have a llama. As I pointed out in the other thread, it was a guanaco.

Dude, it's a llama!

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50515_271525769452_6012633_n.jpg)

 8)


Sorry for bumping in... Comrade's question still stands.


Stupid llamas....
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 20, 2011, 09:02:20 PM
Oh man tough one... Probably let down someone, as you can redeem that action :)

Would you rather live without music or the internet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 20, 2011, 09:37:05 PM
Music, because I'd glitch my way through and hear music through the internets :P

Would you rather be a pizza or brownies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gen_Glory on August 20, 2011, 10:55:39 PM
brownies
who wants part of themselves left over to go cold and be discarded, nobody leaves a brownie unfinished

would you rather have no childhood or a never ending one?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 21, 2011, 12:17:56 AM
I fully intend to have a never ending childhood.

Would you rather play the comic relief or the villain?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 21, 2011, 02:32:20 AM
Comic relief. I may die, but at the very least, I'm everyone's favourite character and the good guys always win.

Would you rather be a sadistic and maniacal Hobbit or an Orc with good dental hygiene?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 12:52:08 AM
Probably the hobbit, as people arn't trying to kill you the whole time. So misunderstood... Except the orks from the Elder scrolls...

Would you rather no cats or no dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 01:36:19 AM
I'd rather no dogs. Don't get me wrong, I like dogs but Satan's my little girl.

Would you rather be attacked by 2 Wolves or 1 Lion?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 23, 2011, 03:24:15 AM
By one lino. There's a good chance he'll be lazy and just decide to take a nap with you.

Would yo prefer to watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" or "1 Guy 1 Cup"?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 23, 2011, 09:45:32 AM
2 Girls 1 Cup. I dare not to see what "1 Guy 1 Cup" actually means.

Would you rather be eaten by an alligator or by a cannibal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 23, 2011, 11:21:35 AM
Cannibal, since I could ask him to make the "killing" bit quick rather than just getting nommed on a lot.

Would you rather be in Tripoli or the border regions of Somalia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 01:41:02 PM
Border regions of Somalia as that means that its not a lot of work to get out of the country.

Would you rather be a shark or a trireme?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 23, 2011, 04:24:04 PM
Trireme, if I'm around just now I’ve probably been lovingly preserved.

Police state or anarchy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 23, 2011, 10:15:05 PM
Police state, but only if I'm on the side that doesn't get any of the oppression or something :P I'm a very structured person

Would you rather have DJ-Cat or Chinese-Dry-Humping-Guy as my sig gif?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 10:26:50 PM
Definitely DJ-cat.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? Oooo original ;)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
Deaf. I paid good money to make my eyes 20-15 ;)

Would you rather bathe in fresh blood or poo?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 23, 2011, 11:05:53 PM
Fresh blood definatly :D

Would you rather be shot or stabbed to death?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on August 23, 2011, 11:11:35 PM
Shot in the head. Painless (I am assuming) and fast :)

Would you rather a day on a beach or round a pool?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2011, 11:15:26 PM
Pool. I don't like beaches.

Would you rather dive into lava in an invincibility cloak (ie. not dead, just really, REALLY painful) or have ants deposited in your nasal cavities?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on August 29, 2011, 07:45:23 PM
That's a hard dilema, but I say I prefer the first option... Empedocles of Agrigentum (Acragas) fell into a volcano to proove he as a God. I think the invincibility cloack gives an epic dimension to the whole thing. I can succed in prooving to all of exilian I am possesor of supernatural abilities!  :P

Would you rather be a talented but homeless musician or a rich but disabled buisnessman?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2011, 07:55:18 PM
Talented but homeless musician. Any day.

Would you rather be an elf or a dwarf?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 29, 2011, 09:59:22 PM
Dwarf, epic beards.

Moustache or beard?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 30, 2011, 12:22:04 AM
Oh definatly beard. So I can stroke it when Im thinking ;D

Would you rather a life without music or a life without furniture?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 30, 2011, 09:36:46 AM
Without furniture, of course. I don't use it anyway. :P

Would you rather drive Nissan GTR or BMW M3?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 30, 2011, 09:46:21 AM
I know nothing about cars. I'll walk.  :P

Would you rather have a fast car or a warhorse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 30, 2011, 05:22:05 PM
Warhorse.

Can only use the car on a road.

The Power of Love or The Power of Friendship?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 30, 2011, 09:37:23 PM
The Power of Love was a great song.

Would you rather a Claymore (the freakin' big one) or a Lochaber Axe?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 30, 2011, 09:46:58 PM
I'd take Claymore any day.

Fanta or Sprite?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on August 31, 2011, 01:47:00 PM
Well Fanta, Sprite is like mineral water, more or less...

Would you rather be a hunter or a farmer?  ???
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 31, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
Hunter. Waaaay cooler

Would you rather have to stay in bed on a week day (miss work/school) or on a weekend (can't stand up and use your PC)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 31, 2011, 04:57:59 PM
Weekend, can't be asked to catch up from a missed day of school.

Would you rather study History or Physics?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 01, 2011, 07:56:18 AM
HISTORY!!! For sure.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 01, 2011, 12:26:41 PM
Bird, absolutely.

Would you rather be transported to the 16th century in this world or to the equivalent period in a swords and sorcery style world?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 01, 2011, 12:56:01 PM
Swords and sorcery! I love magic!!!! XD

Hmmmmm Coke or Creaming soda?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on September 01, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
Coke of course :D

Laptop or desktop with exact same specs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 01, 2011, 10:55:33 PM
Might as well take the laptop if it's exact same specs.

Would you rather have Tarkalean tea or Klingon Raktajino?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 03, 2011, 01:36:32 AM
The Klingon one. Mainly because I assume its not tea.

Would you rather be charged by a rhinoceros or a bull?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 02:27:26 AM
Bull, it's happened to me before.

would you rather have a super computer or a super surround sound system. (I wish I had at least one of them. Oh well, you can't get everything.)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 03, 2011, 08:55:34 AM
Supercomputer.

UNLIMITED TABS IN CHROME.  :P

Would you rather make a thread that got lost of posts but died out quickly or one that got its posts much more slowly but stuck around longer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 04, 2011, 08:51:16 AM
The longer a thread goes the better. Long threads are more interesting IMO.

would you rather have pizza or sushi for dinner?  :o
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on September 04, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
Pizza. No hesitation.

Sushi is more lunchy :)

Would you rather a cookie or a doughnut?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 16, 2011, 06:09:03 PM
(http://www.improvizations.com/Portals/42614/images/Doughnut%20w%20bite.jpg)

I've already taken the first bite. Doughnut for me, please!

Rock 'n' Roll or Rap music?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 16, 2011, 06:20:16 PM
Rock, of course.

Red or blue?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 16, 2011, 08:17:45 PM
Blue purely chromatically, red all the way if politics comes into it.  :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 16, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Red is the color of the Republican party here. ;D

You didn't specify a new would-you-rather-thing.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 17, 2011, 11:11:36 AM
I know, you guys just do it all wrong colour-wise.  :P

Pirates or the Navy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 17, 2011, 02:08:15 PM
Pirates!  There's the whole freedom aspect. On the other hand, a traumatic childhood event means that I really hate the sea. So never mind, I wouldn't want to be a pirate either.

Beef or lamb?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 17, 2011, 02:19:32 PM
Duh! ;D

I can never think of good ones... um...

Would you rather explore space or the depths of the ocean?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 17, 2011, 03:06:58 PM
Spaaaace  :D

Narnia or LOTR?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 17, 2011, 04:00:02 PM
Lord of the Rings. Easily. Narnia's ok, but LotR is just on a whole other level of awesomeness.By itself. Nothing comes close. At all. Ever.

Wheellock or Flintlock?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 17, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Rock, of course.

Excellent mate. Real music and no more c-Rap-s

Quote from: Phoenixguard09
Wheellock or Flintlock?  

Think flintlock for me, it's more modern and I think our great Greek ancestors liberated our poor country with their Flintlock muscets!

Horse or Motorbike?  :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on September 18, 2011, 12:02:48 AM
Motorbike, as epic as riding a horse is, see hot fuzz, the clean up after it is just too much.

Capitalism or Communism?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: lordryan756 on September 18, 2011, 12:23:38 AM
Democracy, you Communist PIG! Joking :P. Anyways, I think I'd pick Communism, since the whole "Share everything" means I can walk into a Computer store (Or something) and walk out with a super awesome, 500TB Memory and 40000TB Ram computer for FREEEEEE

Would you rather a normal life-span (Die with friends+family) or infinite life (Watch friends+family age and die)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 03:15:55 AM
Normal life span. What's the point of living if its not with other people?

Guanaco or llama?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 23, 2011, 04:45:18 AM
They are so similar. I'd pick Llama, just because I know it better!

Would you rather be a King in Ithaca [a small place/ King Odysseus] or the Seleucid Kingdom [a bigger state/ King Seleucus]
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 23, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
Small kingdom.

Less to manage, less power struggles and I can still get the fine things by importing them.

Transported to Jurassic period or Spain, during the Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 25, 2011, 05:09:26 AM
Jurassic period!!! I love dinosaurs XD

Now, for all you boys, would you rather have a piece cut out of your face or a bit cut of your dick?

( Yes, I do have problems XD )
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: CN2 on September 27, 2011, 07:05:37 PM
Oh trust me to have to answer this :')

Probably the latter, as if a woman likes me so much as to get to the point where it would matter, she wouldn't care. Unless you're talking a sizeable piece... then definitely face xD For obvious reasons. (Not just vanity, functionality too... :'D)

Would you rather no music or no sports?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 27, 2011, 07:46:07 PM
No sport, horrible nasty thing.

Recycled in space or recycled in the British Empire?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 08, 2011, 09:48:45 PM
Space.

Would you rather meet Hannibal Barca or Julius Caesar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
Julius

(Have you noticed that famous people get called by their last name as well eg. Harry Potter, Lindsy Lohan .ect Hitler is more commonly called by his last name though.)

Would you rather live in a vast space empire or a vast underground empire?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:46:56 AM
Vast space empire. So I'd live on the surface of some nice, faraway, hospitable planet.

Would you rather take a bullet or a knife?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 10, 2011, 11:48:22 AM
KNIFE!!! I REFUSE to be killed by a gun.

Would you rather a snake bite or a spider bite?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:52:16 AM
Snake bite, being killed by a snake is just more impressive.

Would you rather be killed by an axe or a mace?

Sorry if my questions aren't all that imaginative.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 10, 2011, 04:14:32 PM
Axe I suspect would be quicker, so axe.

Lose a hand or a foot?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:19:48 PM
Foot. If I loss a hand than I wouldn't be able to post on Exilian any more. Was that a test?

Would you rather loss a head or the rest?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:38:12 AM
Either way you lose everything don't you? ;)

Would you rather a grenade blew off your body from the waist down or a chainsaw did something similar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 09:30:27 AM
Much better of a question but answered for a different reason. Grenade, because it would be much faster and less painful.

Would you rather have an analog clock or a digital clock?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 11, 2011, 06:59:49 PM
Analog clock, looks much more awesomer.

Would you rather I was your friend and the People's Republic of China was your sworn enemy, or vice versa?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 09:41:07 PM
I would like the People's Republic of China to be my friend.

Would you rather a super computer or the fans need to stop it from over heating? XD
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on October 11, 2011, 10:40:50 PM
I'll have the fans. The fans can be fun you know. Besides they can keep you cool during the hot Greek summers, which is definately a reason to choose them...

Would you rather study hard or modify your brain with robot parts to achieve easy success??
(iner question... is reading that hard that you should be less human to excell?)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 06:44:57 AM
I would rather study hard. That way you can learn something instead of knowing it.

Would you rather be a poor bum or not be allowed onto Exilian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on October 12, 2011, 02:07:20 PM
I'd say a poor bum, has nothing to do with the other choice it's just my career path.

Would you rather no star wars or no star trek?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 09:09:37 PM
No star trek. Never seen it before any way.

Welcome back Doomchild, long time no see.

Would you rather the band Red Sparowes or Bluetech. (Look them up if you don't know who they are)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on November 17, 2011, 01:10:01 AM
The red sparrowes sound better and they also have a name like jack sparrow... thus I prefer them...

Would you rather play or listen to music?  ???
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 17, 2011, 03:42:27 AM
Ummm I'd prefer to listen to it as it's less work.

Would you rather be a mouse or a rat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2011, 06:45:03 AM
Rat, they're big and mean and mice are just small and cute.

Would you rather Skittles or Mentos?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 18, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
SKITTLES!! OMG I LOVE SKITTLES :D

Would you rather a cloudy or sunny day?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 18, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Sunny, cloud feels too repressive.

Snufkin or Rainbow Dash?

(Choose carefully)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2011, 01:57:56 AM
Um... yes? :P

Red or the white?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2011, 10:48:57 AM
RED, COMRADES. RED!  :P

(At least you didn't choose Rainbow Dash)

Hmm...

In your area: mild to medium zombie infestation, or Vampire (proper one) on the loose?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on November 19, 2011, 11:04:11 AM
I'll rather take the Zombies... they move slower and they can be decapitated... Unlike Vampires that can become bats and attack from everywhere...

would you rather eat fruits or sweets?  8)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2011, 01:08:17 PM
Fruits are sweet too, so I'd go with them in the long run to avoid the fats.

Would you rather poo your pants (not visible) on stage in front of a thousand people, or wet your pants (visible) at a smaller social occasion.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2011, 08:21:57 PM
I really can't answer that one. I would have to try them first... wait a second... yep, I would rather poo my pants. XD

Would you rather Skyrim or MW3 to be the next Game of the Year?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on November 30, 2011, 10:25:57 PM
Skyrim. Who even cares for MW3?

Roses or Violets?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 30, 2011, 10:29:17 PM
Roses. Roses are beautiful, the deep blood red roses are my favourite flowers.

Would you rather be an oak tree in a lightning storm, or the unlucky cow underneath it?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2011, 10:52:43 PM
An oak tree. More likely to survive if/when I get hit, and even if I don't my death will look seriously badass afterwards.

Would you rather live a long, happy, and uneventful life, or do something hugely important but die very young?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2011, 11:00:29 PM
Both (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/6/6c/Trollface.gif)

Would you rather be forever alone or continuously experience the fuuu's?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on December 01, 2011, 03:24:50 AM
I'll take the fuuuu's, they are adorable after all...  ;D

Would you rather be a famous actor or a famous musician?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 01, 2011, 04:47:12 AM
Famous Musician. They get more freedom in what they do. Actors have to follow a script.

Would you rather Morrowind or Oblivion?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gen_Glory on December 01, 2011, 04:11:26 PM
neither, I'll take Runescape anyday :D

would you rather troll a victim support forum, or stay in gamesworkshop with only hyperactive tweens for company (for all eternity) ?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on December 01, 2011, 04:22:15 PM
Wench!

Fetch me my trolling helm.

Big knife or little gun?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2011, 05:04:46 PM
Big knife. I spit on your poncey fancy newfangled firearms.

Would you rather be a professional executioner or undertake a suicide mission in a war?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gen_Glory on December 01, 2011, 07:23:20 PM
professional executioner, your doing a public service
though the suicide bit is a possible depending on the war

would you rather be chaotic evil or lawful good?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 01, 2011, 08:15:35 PM
No, no, no. Thats not how you do it. You should have said "Chaotic good or Lawful evil". :P My answer is Lawful Good.

Would you rather dead Chuck Noris or Chuck Noris never existed? You have to answer this one properly.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 02, 2011, 01:04:42 AM
I've never heard of Chuck Noris. If you meant Chuck Norris then you are already dead for spelling his name wrong. (after all that about no typos KHAN! :P )

Would you rather have lemon juice or salt mashed into a fresh cut on your arm?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 02, 2011, 06:59:01 AM
Lemon juice. I like sour stuff. :)

Would you rather dead Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris never existed? You have to answer this one properly.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2011, 09:08:08 PM
If he never existed that would violate causality, so I'll go for dead.

He's an ageing, bible-thumping moron who's a massively overused trope anyway. There, I said it.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Captain Carthage on December 02, 2011, 10:27:40 PM
You know what you didn't say?

A question.

Animation or live action?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 03, 2011, 09:41:15 AM
Live action.

Confusion or depression?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2011, 04:57:20 AM
Confusion... I actually don't know. I've hardly ever had either.

Would you rather have everything in the world or world peace.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 06, 2011, 05:29:00 AM
World peace of course.

Would you rather live a whole life with out hearing or sight?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2011, 05:37:38 AM
Well without sight than I can't see the computer screen so I'll go with hearing.

Dragons or Teh Bunneh?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on December 06, 2011, 08:45:12 AM
Real Dragons of Comodo... I'll smash their face!  :)

Would you rather be Emperor Napoleon Vonaparte I or Lord Nelson?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
Lord Nelson. If I were the other than I wouldn't remember my own name. xP

Silver 1 Dollar or Gold 20 cents (real gold)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 06, 2011, 12:16:37 PM
Gold 20 cents. Cause its pretty :) lol

Would you rather an Spyro or Sonic?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 07, 2011, 05:09:20 AM
Spyro. He has a cooler name. ;D

Someone giving you a one hundred dollar note or one hundred dollars in 5 cent coins
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2011, 12:44:59 AM
I'd rather get the first option... notes are cooler IMO.

Would you rather drive a car or ride a motorcycle??
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2011, 06:07:38 AM
CAR CAR CAR CAR!!!

Dark Side of the Moon or Another Brick in the Wall album art.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:10:43 PM
Dark Side of the Moon easily tops it.

Would you rather fall off a cliff and land on a rock jutting out of the sea, or be eaten by toothless horses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 10:43:52 PM
Weirdo, the rock would kill you faster so that one for me.

Would you rather live in complete rule for a day or live a normal life for 100 years?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 02, 2012, 09:50:56 AM
Depends how much rule, but probably the 100 years. I'm a historian by nature, after all, so longer life == more history written.  :P


Would you rather fight with swords or guns?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on April 02, 2012, 05:55:35 PM
SWORDS! of course...

But both ways are painful, that's for sure.

Would you rather travel thought Europe or relax in some hidden island on the Pacific ocean?  ;)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 02, 2012, 07:15:11 PM
I'd travel Europe, I think. So much interesting stuff to see!

Would you rather watch the whole JuVlog archive ten times or watch ten hours of Nyan cat on repeat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 03, 2012, 12:31:33 AM
I'd go with the JuVlog, just so I can try and figure out everything you said in the latest edition. ;)

Would you rather be a Jedi, a Dark Jedi, or a Sith?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 03, 2012, 01:30:19 PM
Jedi, the good people always win (95% of the time anyway).

What would you rather, a fight to the death or a fight for your life?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 03, 2012, 01:37:49 PM
The latter.

Would you rather own a blue llama or a hermit crab with a shell made out of lego bricks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 03, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
The crab, I could build a castle on top of it.

Would you rather there being a heaven or there being no hell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 03, 2012, 02:56:59 PM
I'd rather there was no hell, since atheists are prolly banned from heaven anyway.

Would you rather do a jigsaw or play chess?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on April 03, 2012, 03:10:00 PM
I'd rather play chess.

Would you rather get lost in the jungle or shipwrecked on a lonely island?  :o
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 07, 2012, 11:06:52 PM
Island, I think. Less poisonous animals & hostile tribes, more visibility to possible rescuers, win-win.

Would you rather I finished this question or
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2012, 06:00:31 AM
*blank* win-win

Would you rather a weeks supply of Skittles or a life time supply of Baked Beans?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on April 11, 2012, 08:57:19 AM
Skittles. EVERY TIME.  :P

Would you rather I wrote this question, or someone else?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2012, 12:50:38 PM
The question, other things are meant for other threads. :P

Would you rather Earth to be in the left hand side of the Universe or the right?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 11, 2012, 04:15:53 PM
Everything must move to the left! In Soviet Astronomy, space watches YOU!

Would you rather play Pong for 16 hours straight, or play Desert Bus for two entire journeys?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 12, 2012, 12:16:18 AM
...We come from different countries, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FREDO FROG IS!!

Would you rather have to eat road kill or a live animal (Still alive when you eat it(raw)).
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 05, 2012, 07:00:26 PM
Roadkill.

Would you rather be able to kill the person you most hate, or get the person you most love to love you?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 06, 2012, 11:10:24 AM
:/ What if the person you most love already loves you and your a pacifist?

Would you rather You have 1 million dollars or Exilian becoming more active with lots of new active people?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2012, 03:02:38 PM
The latter, I think, I don't know what I'd do with a million dollars and I'd rather I felt I'd earned it if I had that kind of money.

Would you rather be sitting up a tree or in a cave?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 10, 2012, 07:00:43 AM
In a cave. The tree was temping because of the smell of fresh air and the birds tweeting but I also like the cave because of complete peace and quite. No noise but the sound of my breathing.

Would you rather the sound of the rain or the sound of a small stream?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on May 10, 2012, 04:06:26 PM
I'd say the stream. It's always nice to takes rides next to small rivers and listen to the flowing water...

Would you rather live alone in the forest, up a tree house or live with 10 lads in a small apartment in the heart of London?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 10, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
TREE HOUSE TREE HOUSE TREE HOUSE

Would you rather, given £10,000 to spend, do so in a huge bookshop, a huge games store, a huge replica artefects/weapons store, or a huge music store?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 10, 2012, 11:11:17 PM
Um - weapons store! (though how would I tote around 5 tons? :P ) (also I know which one you would choose Jub ;) )

Would you rather be a Romulan or a Klingon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 11, 2012, 02:01:48 PM
Music... I already got enough, Books... them too, games... my computer won't even run most of the ones I want... SO IT'S ARTEFACT'S/WEAPONS!! They would make an awesome hobby.

Would you rather 1, 6, 4, 2, 5, 8, 10, 3, 9, or 7?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 11, 2012, 10:57:50 PM
You answered the wrong one Khaaan. :P

I'll take 8 though.

Would you rather A, F, D, B, E, H, J, C, I, or G?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 12, 2012, 02:36:54 AM
A+ For obvious reasons.

Would you rather be poor and hansom/beautiful or rich and ugly?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on May 14, 2012, 12:27:19 AM
What a question!

Poor but handsome, of course!  :)

Would you rather have your own island the size of Malta or your own planet the size of Pluto?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 14, 2012, 07:14:59 AM
Now that's a hard one. A planet. Wait, you said size so you don't mean the same atmosphere so we can have it the same as Earth but just smaller. :) Definitely a planet than.

Would you rather Nachos, Tacos, Pizza, or Spaghetti?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 14, 2012, 05:07:03 PM
Spaghetti.

Would you rather a pen or a pencil?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 14, 2012, 10:18:14 PM
Pencil, it looks neater and you can erase it.

Would you rather a Tank or a Rocket Launcher?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 14, 2012, 11:36:29 PM
Tank.

Would you rather Mila Kunis or Jessica Alba?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 15, 2012, 07:04:45 AM
Jessica Alba (Because it sound almost slightly familiar)

Would you rather Justin Bieber or One Direction?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on June 02, 2012, 03:44:16 PM
Beiber. So I cant blow him up!!!

Would you rather chocolate or ice-cream?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on June 02, 2012, 03:53:01 PM
Dark chocolate ice cream. Best of both worlds.

Would you rather be a halfling or a gnome?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on June 02, 2012, 05:07:16 PM
Halfling.

Would you rather Rome Total War or Mount and Blade?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on June 02, 2012, 06:31:57 PM
I don't even need to answer that one. ;)

Would you rather Executor-class Star Destroyer or Dominion Dreadnought?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 03, 2012, 12:12:07 PM
Executor-class Star Destroyer, I don't know what the other is. :/
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on June 03, 2012, 12:16:37 PM
Would you rather Khan remembers he has to post a question next time, or better leave it blank again?  8)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 04, 2012, 03:30:42 AM
Blank

(;))
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 01, 2012, 11:14:34 PM
Bugger a badger or bother a bear?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2012, 07:02:24 AM
Badger, it sounds less painful.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 02, 2012, 07:36:58 AM
Would you rather Khan remembered to write a question or not?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2012, 09:58:04 AM
Not, it so much more fun. ;)

See...
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 02, 2012, 10:42:46 PM
But I'm rather in favor of THE KHAN playing the game right...

Would you rather eat 1 ton of bananas or one tone of swordfish in one day??  :D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 02, 2012, 11:16:02 PM
Swordfish, more balanced nutritionally and won't give me mercury poisoning which bananas will. Easy.

Would you rather write with a quill pen or a biro?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 02, 2012, 11:43:39 PM
I'll go with the quill.

Would you rather have loved and lost or never loved at all?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2012, 07:04:22 AM
Loved and Lost, that way at least people would feel sorry for you. :(

Would you rather 5 One dollar pieces or a 5 Dollar note?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 04, 2012, 05:31:03 PM
Both do the work right...  ;)

Would you rather become notorious or unknown by everybody?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on July 04, 2012, 10:25:57 PM
unknown by everyone

Would you rather lose your sight or lose your hearing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2012, 10:47:22 PM
Hearing, I can't go on Exilian if I'm blind. ;D

Would you rather live on deserted island or in the mountains.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2012, 12:41:16 PM
Mountains, I have a dust mite allergy.

Cats or dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2012, 10:00:22 PM
Cats, they don't pester you as bad.

Would you rather Me or Jubal... I had a mind blank so I couldn't think of a more interesting question. :D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on July 06, 2012, 01:15:32 AM
 I'd have to go for Jubal, ive been trying to get into his pants for months.

Would you rather listen to house music or rap.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 06, 2012, 11:44:36 PM
Ungh... I would say both, since both have really good, intelligent versions, but nowdays, house and rap mean totally armadilloty and simple music that is made to sell and to please the masses, instead of the creators making music for the sake of creating their own music. But I'd say rap, because I believe there is a higher percentage of real "rappers" than of real house producers (besides, house is one of the simplest genres to make, it doesn't have high standards)

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber's singing while stripping, or Nicki Minaj singing, but somehow reveals that (s)he is a transsexual (dunno, her pants, fall down)? Mind you, both would be on a concert.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2012, 10:49:12 AM
I would rather Nicki Minaj, at least there's still he fact that everyone used to think she was a girl... JB on the other hand. ;)

Would you rather a blizzard or a lightning storm?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2012, 05:51:48 PM
Lightning storm.

Would you rather this or that?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2012, 07:13:05 AM
That, it's on the right side of this so it will take less for me to get there.

Would yo rather Exilian or the Internet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 09, 2012, 06:35:36 PM
Exilian ( > internet)

Bus or Truck?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2012, 10:02:12 PM
Bus, fits lots of people on it.

Would you rather living in the medieval ages or the future?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 11, 2012, 09:57:12 AM
Future, im probably less likely to die of cholera or length of pointy steel through the bowels syndrome.
Punch a puppy or bitch slap a kitten?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2012, 10:19:20 AM
Puppy, would probably hurt it less.

Would you rather 4chan, reddit, Facebook... OR EXILIAN!?!?!
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 11, 2012, 08:33:22 PM
Facebook. At least there I get bored.

(haha, reverse psychology, I choose you!)

debux or Dimos?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2012, 10:24:01 PM
...Dimos... confused yet? ;)

Khan or Markorgus (I think I spelled that wrong)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 11, 2012, 10:34:08 PM
I choose "Mark the Khan".

Sheriff Gandaba or Megalord2? ;)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2012, 08:33:42 AM
XD LOL!! So someone actually remembers. ;D You should feel proud. You got Karma for that. :) Megalord BTW.

Would you rather a .gif in your sig or a .jpg?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 13, 2012, 04:26:55 AM
.gif. All the way. If not, I wouldn't have awesome and totally-not-getting-old-and-tiredsome DJ-Katzz

Spambots or inactivity?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2012, 08:40:51 AM
Spambots, at least a page full of spam is better than a page full of nothing.

Would you rather Tudors or Game of Thrones (The TV serieses)? ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on July 13, 2012, 08:59:19 AM
the Tudors never watched it, but i dislike the Game of thrones TV series, its just another HBO Slasherporno.

Would you rather infinite wisdom or unlimited knowledge?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 13, 2012, 10:20:14 AM
Infinite wisdom, for this can lead to unlimited knowledge and moral perfection; even to correct political action.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2012, 01:11:13 PM
Would you rather me call Dimos debux or if I call debux Dimos?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 13, 2012, 07:36:36 PM
debux Dimos :P ;D

Would you rather Khan getting an avatar or getting a ban hammer for Exilian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 13, 2012, 10:11:35 PM
An avatar is what he should get now. The ban hammer will come later!!  :D

We love you mr Khan, Necroposter and Khagan of Avaria!

Would you rather watch a movie or read a book? [a book for Jubal, I reckon!   :)]
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 13, 2012, 11:34:29 PM
[Yes definitely book for Jubal]

But I choose movie.

Genghis Khan or Attila the Hun? (same guy)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 14, 2012, 12:09:13 AM
Genghis Khan was more of a badass.

Ancient Greece or Ancient Rome?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 14, 2012, 12:45:42 AM
I'd have to say I am biased towards the Greeks. [Dimos]

Ford or Chevy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 14, 2012, 04:08:34 AM
Chevy, it has a much more interesting name. ;D

Powerade or Gaterade?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 14, 2012, 06:29:32 AM
Powerade, i've never seen Gatorade in good ol' England.

S2TW or M2TW?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 14, 2012, 12:31:25 PM
M2TW, never played the other.

MW3 or Battlefield 3
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 15, 2012, 12:16:35 AM
HOLY armadillo. THAT QUESTION SHOULD NEVER BE MADE.

MW3 is for the mindless run-an'-gun freaks (besides, it's policy of "hey, let's sell the same portugaling game every year, at full price, but with a new Michael Bay story and nicer, grittier textures! And MOAR SCRIPTS!!!" is so disgraceful and disgusting). BF hasn't got there yet.

TW or AoE?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 15, 2012, 05:01:20 AM
:o Now that I really can't answer. If I had to choose though I'd say AoE because I haven't really gotten the chance to play TW to it's full extent. I suppose TW has more replayability though.

I really can't decide so would you rather AoE or TW?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 15, 2012, 10:50:14 AM
AoE being age of empires? TW being total war? AoE, if we're talking the original one. Actually M&B but thats not really in the spirit of this thread i guess.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 15, 2012, 01:16:08 PM
TW meself but I do prefer Pentagathus' suggestion. ;)

Horse or automobile?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 15, 2012, 08:33:21 PM
Horse. Saying "I'm on an automobile" doesn't sound so epic or manly.

Bunny or dying in the flames of hell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 15, 2012, 09:36:54 PM
Bunny, I'll have plenty of them when I grow up anyway.

Would you rather a Movie or a TV Show?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 24, 2012, 07:48:47 PM
A political TV show.

Would you rather a hot chocolate in the Alps or a cold lemonade on a Greek island?  :D
(You know my choise...  :D)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 24, 2012, 09:22:47 PM
Greek. I'm not so used to the cold.

Would you rather Live for only one day or die forever?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 24, 2012, 09:54:06 PM
Live for one day because i reckon forever would get pretty damn dull.
Die at 60ish or die at 90 after your brains gone funny and whatnot and you think your a bowl of custard.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 25, 2012, 03:09:41 AM
Die at 60. As if your description of dying at 90 years isn't scary enough :P

Play old school games or new games?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 25, 2012, 08:43:54 AM
...Is this a trick question. I mean, who would choose new games?

Would you rather a King or a Khan?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 26, 2012, 03:25:33 AM
A King. At least he isn't a necroposter (but only a double poster :P )

Xbox or PS3? (my questions are getting geekier than ever)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Ladyhawk on July 26, 2012, 05:13:51 AM
PS3. I have never been comfortable with X-Box.

(Probably already been asked, but I shall ask again)

Oblivion or Skyrim?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on July 30, 2012, 11:10:44 PM
Oblivion. Skyrim is better in every possible detail, except one, which is the most important of them all. And that's Shivering Isles.

Tongs or calipers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on July 30, 2012, 11:52:53 PM
Tongs, because it sounds like "thongs"
/pervert laugh

ETW or NTW?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 14, 2012, 01:43:37 AM
Neither for the sake of my sanity. :P

I'd probably choose ETW though because it gives a little more freedom.  I'd love to do a Temeraire mod for it. Because that period of warfare would be made so much more interesting whne one factors in huge, shipsized DRAGONS!

Would you rather be eaten by an orca or a huge leopard seal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 16, 2012, 11:43:29 PM
Neither :3
Would you rather get banned from everything except playing the computer or get banned from playing the computer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 17, 2012, 12:33:26 AM
The latter.

Because I don't play games, I merely playtest.  :P

Would you rather a world without mathematics or without history (as academic subjects)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: feet on August 17, 2012, 11:10:24 AM
Without history. Too many dates.

Would you rather be really tall or really small?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 17, 2012, 11:16:54 PM
Really tall.
If I was really small I wouldn't be able to reach the computer chair!
Also off topic: Since when did feet exist in Exilian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on August 18, 2012, 02:09:21 AM
Feet has revived our old story thread (and I thank her a lot for that, somehow it got lost around there :P ), and has started showing up everytime you were offline :P

I'll assume your question was: "would you rather Bunny or no Bunny?" I'll answer by leaving my sig right below me.

Now my question is: would you rather have all five senses (y'know, sight, hearing, all that) except for sight, or all five except for hearing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 18, 2012, 02:21:15 AM
I'd rather go without hearing, because it's easier to get cyborg "ears".

Would you rather live in the Matrix unawares, or be set "free" and learn the truth?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 18, 2012, 05:51:07 AM
Free, so that way I can fly spaceship looking things (So awesome!).

Would you rather me active in the Beer Cellar or everywhere else?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: feet on August 19, 2012, 06:18:04 AM
Beer Cellar, because I don't go anywhere else.

Would you rather be handcuffed to a dog or a horse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 07:27:12 AM
Dog, they are lees likely to drag me along the ground. xP (You should really go to the Boozer, it's where the conversation stuff goes on.)

Would you rather hands or feet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 19, 2012, 08:24:02 AM
Hands, I can just get a prosthetic leg
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 08:35:48 AM
Would you prefer me give a question or Sir J de?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 19, 2012, 08:50:26 AM
Me;
Should I jump left or right?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 08:56:33 AM
Frontwards up and around to the downwards direction of reverse.

What did I just say?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 19, 2012, 10:25:16 AM
Something that I am to lazy to copy and paste into this post.

Why don't people worship me?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 11:57:11 AM
Because you're Awesome. ;)

What's the definition of 'dog'?
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Post by: feet on August 20, 2012, 08:34:39 AM
My brother

Would you rather to worship De Gamer or me?
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Post by: Othko97 on August 20, 2012, 09:21:55 AM
feet.

Would you rather SotK sorted out the finances or not? :P
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 21, 2012, 03:24:33 AM
Don't care which one.
Would you rather me or feet to die?
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Post by: debux on August 22, 2012, 01:34:59 AM
Both >:D Nah, but really, why so morbid?

Would you rather be morbid or depressive?
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2012, 02:30:17 AM
I'd rather be morbid. Cause being depressed is annoying. Having dealt with both, definitely morbid. Especially if your brand of morbidity is black humour, cause then at least people laugh when you're being weird.

Would you rather worship the Bunneh or the God-Emperor?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 22, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
BUNNEH!

Would you rather Halo or CoD to vanish from the universe?
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2012, 05:00:52 AM
I'd prefer CoD to vanish. I still play Halo every now and then. Modding Ghosts to shoot plasma grenades and stuff is fun. :P

I have never played CoD and as I'm not generally a fan of FPS games, I doubt I'm missing much.

Would you rather being in pain every time you took a step or every time you took a breath?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 22, 2012, 05:19:57 AM
Step.
I don't walk around much, and if it gets too much of a pain I will just get a wheelchair.
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 10:14:40 AM
I'll prefer a question.

Where did that non existent question disappear to?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: feet on August 22, 2012, 10:16:11 AM
Gamer killed it.

Would you rather have an older brother or sister?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 11:21:22 AM
Sister, I have one and I can tell you. If they skits at you than you'd have a much better chance of defending yourself than is it was an older brother.

Would you rather chat on the KAG forum or Exilian?
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Post by: feet on August 24, 2012, 12:07:24 PM
Kag. I can see what I've sent (if you mean messages)

Would you rather get hit or kicked?
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Post by: debux on August 25, 2012, 02:14:14 AM
Really depends on where :P but usually people have their leg muscles more developed than their arm muscles, so I'd go for hit.

Hip-Hop or Soul?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 27, 2012, 11:24:01 PM
Probably Hip-Hop.

Would you rather die or be trapped in Jail for 50 years?
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Post by: feet on August 28, 2012, 07:49:57 AM
Trapped in jail. Some prisons have foxtel and internet.

Would you rather be stuck in a pit of yogurt or jelly?
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Post by: debux on August 29, 2012, 04:01:20 AM
Yogurt. Tastes better, and must be easier to get out of if you're trying to avoid drowning in it ;D

ETW or NTW?
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Post by: feet on August 31, 2012, 08:50:43 AM
NTW: Natioonal Tourism Week

Would you rather dig really fast or jump really high?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on August 31, 2012, 11:04:10 PM
Jump really high.

Would you rather be Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on September 01, 2012, 12:08:19 AM
Chuck Norris. He's alive. I'd rather be alive.

Would you rather be a chicken or a turkey?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on September 01, 2012, 05:13:41 AM
Turkey.Chickens cross roads.Roads are dangerous.Roads make people dead.
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Post by: debux on September 01, 2012, 11:14:56 PM
Would you rather be a turkey or dead? :P
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on September 02, 2012, 11:24:21 AM
Turkey.

Would you rather be a citizen of Exilian or a moderator of the KAG forums and Terraria forums?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on September 02, 2012, 11:33:31 AM
Citizen of Exilian.

Would you rather eat your shorts or unexpectedly receive the mother of all wedgies?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on September 04, 2012, 08:32:16 AM
Eat my shorts, I have plenty of them.

Would you rather die or be banned from the computer?
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Post by: feet on September 04, 2012, 09:28:24 AM
Be banned from my computer.

Would you rather be stuck outside or banned from exiting any building?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on September 05, 2012, 01:29:11 AM
Your answer is very obvious P:

And for the question, be banned from exiting any building, I hardly ever go outside.

Would you rather eat feet or hands?
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Post by: feet on September 05, 2012, 08:22:45 AM
Jelly Baby Feet.

Would you rather give birth to a girl or a boy?
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Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2012, 04:50:13 PM
Uh... a girl?

That's quite a weird prospect.

If you went to hell and were told your punishment was to answer random questions forever, would you rather be asked easy questions or thought provoking ones?
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Post by: feet on September 06, 2012, 07:31:59 AM
Thought provoking ones. Easy ones would get boring.

Would you rather be a platypus or a koala?
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Post by: Jubal on September 06, 2012, 12:29:18 PM
PLATYPUS BECAUSE THEN MY BABIES WOULD BE CALLED PUGGLES AND BE ALL PUGGLE-ISH AND ADORABLE AND I'D HAVE A FRICKEN BEAK. Obviously.

Would you rather play a guitar or a lute?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on September 06, 2012, 10:45:57 PM
Guitar.

Would you rather be moderator of KAG forums or of my lovely forum?
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Post by: debux on September 08, 2012, 02:01:04 AM
KAG forums? That way I wouldn't mess up your forum with my horribly low activity :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 10, 2012, 02:02:47 AM
Jubaaaal I caught you! I can play the lute now as well, you Lute-lover  ;)  :D  ;D
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Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2012, 12:29:12 PM
No new question?

Okay...

Would you rather have a conversation with President Barack Obama or Prime Minister David Cameron?
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Post by: Dimos on November 01, 2012, 11:15:03 AM
I'd say Obama...

But they are both clearly average.

Would you rather eat a cheese-filled banana or a marmelade-filled raven? [Upload pics of which you'll choose!  :D -If you dare!- ]
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Post by: debux on November 02, 2012, 10:00:00 PM
I'm scared.

I'll go for marmelade-filled raven, but I'm scared of what may show up in google. Even with filters on. (I hate cheese)

Would you rather a mongolian necroposter or a ban-hammer weilding aussie as an admin?
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Post by: Skull on November 03, 2012, 10:35:08 AM
Mongolian
We need more Mongols playing Total War Games.

Would you use a Pole axe or a Pole Hammer against a charging knight?
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Post by: Jubal on November 03, 2012, 12:54:15 PM
Axe, far more versatile.

Would you rather own a new watch or new shoes?
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Post by: Skull on November 03, 2012, 02:52:22 PM
Shoes.

Would you live in the 1 century BC or AD?
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Post by: comrade_general on November 03, 2012, 04:19:18 PM
Shouldn't really matter so much, but probably go with the BC.

Would you rather be a legionnaire or a hoplite?
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Post by: debux on November 03, 2012, 08:30:32 PM
Ungh, tough one. Because of my fanboyism, I'd go for a hoplite fighting for Carthage. However, reason would triumph and I'd go for the one that promises a better (and possibly a longer!) life. Besides, I love when stuff is well organized, and it would seem that the Roman army was the best at that in the days.

Would you rather be a tribesman of Iberia or Gaul?
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Post by: Skull on November 04, 2012, 10:06:32 AM
Gaul.
Their + 3 hour poems seem to be fun...

Would you rather be a Athenian or a Spartan slave?
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Post by: Jubal on November 04, 2012, 04:45:38 PM
Athenian, so I might be able to learn to read or generally have a vaguely interesting life.

Would you rather set sail under the command of Horatio Nelson or Yi Sun-Shin?
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Post by: debux on November 04, 2012, 05:17:41 PM
Never heard of Yi Sun-Shin, but sounds a lot more interesting than fighting a bunch a nilly-willy inefficient Frenchies and Spaniards >:D

Would you rather fight in a civil war or a war for independence?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on November 04, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
In a war for independence. I was born during one.

Would you rather work as a fisherman or a banana farmer?
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Post by: Dimos on November 04, 2012, 08:36:47 PM
Sounds easier to plant some bananas, even if we have plenty of sea down here... But I don't quite favor seafood, I eat very few of it...

Would you rather be King Porrus of India or Queen Zenobia of Palmyra?

[which simply means would you rather be a Leader who lost a war and continued ruling his land under the name of his/her Conqueror, or a Leader who rebelled against an Empire and crafted his own state, defending it for many years, before, finally his dominion was conquered again and he/she died in the siege?]
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Post by: Jubal on November 04, 2012, 09:26:50 PM
Porus - it is easy to die for your people, much harder but better to live for them.

Would you rather eat tofu-flavoured toffee or toffee-flavoured tofu?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 05, 2012, 05:59:02 PM
Both sound rather horrible, but I think toffee flavored tofu would win.
Attacked by an incredibly randy chiwowa or an incredibly angry platoon of squirrels?
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Post by: debux on November 05, 2012, 10:31:15 PM
Chiwowa would be only one. Besides, I read somewhere that a pack a squirrels were able to kill a dog because they were so hungry.

Music or paintings/sculptures?
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Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2012, 12:03:18 AM
Music, I think. Conveys so much more than static imagery.

Theatre or movie?
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Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2012, 03:22:12 AM
Movie.

(http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/count.dooku.vs.saruman.jpg)
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Post by: Skull on November 06, 2012, 07:50:53 PM
Saurman

Chinese or European Broadsword?
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Post by: debux on November 07, 2012, 08:08:13 PM
European. no good reason though, chinese would be too hipster.

Emo or gothic?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on November 07, 2012, 09:09:17 PM
Emo girls. They're so HAWT.
But gothic as a movement. Less self pity.

Chinese or Italian cuisine?
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Post by: Skull on November 07, 2012, 09:58:24 PM
Chinese. I like rice.

A Hoplon or a Scutum?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 07, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Scutum sounds like scrotum, which pleases my very immature sense of humor. Also you could use it as a boat. Mabye. Probably not. But you could have fun convincing someone else to try it.
Saxophone or trumpet?
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Post by: Skull on November 08, 2012, 10:15:18 AM
Depends.

Oranges or Apples?
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Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2012, 01:19:29 PM
Apples!

Bananas or pears?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 08, 2012, 08:06:50 PM
Bannanas, they're expected to replace wheat as a stable food source in many places whereas pears are close enough to apples and aren't necessary for anything apart from pear cider.

Hippies or Suits?
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Post by: debux on November 11, 2012, 05:57:41 PM
Hippies. A lot funner. Besides, you always have to worry on your physical state if you want to wear suits, since they are supposed to be tight (and therefore, you always have to remain the same size). Hippie baggy clothes are also very nice and colourful.

Aerobics or sports?
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Post by: Dimos on November 12, 2012, 07:41:28 PM
Sports, like running or something...

Would you rather be a helicopter rescuer or an army airbourne?
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Post by: Jubal on November 12, 2012, 11:30:38 PM
Helicopter rescuer, dangling out of a flying object is difficult enough without some fool trying to put a bullet in my ass.

Russia or China?
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Post by: debux on November 13, 2012, 02:02:06 AM
Russia got russian vodka (and russian accents for english). Enough said.

US or EU?
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Post by: Skull on November 13, 2012, 09:16:20 AM
If I must choose,I choose EU.


Many small factions with a few units in a mod,or a few major factions with a lot of units in a mod?
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Post by: Jubal on November 13, 2012, 09:38:59 AM
Small factions, because I prefer campaign-level stuff and it gives more interesting geopolitics.


Library or laboratory?
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Post by: Skull on November 13, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
Library.

Big army of untrained units or a small band of elites?
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Post by: Dimos on November 14, 2012, 12:35:59 AM
Small formidable band of Elite Warriors.

They simply have the metal for greatness. They cut through armies of untrained peasants and they help me establishing my own Duchy at my Module... They are excellent garisson at reasonable cost as well!

'nough said.

Would you rather be a petty King on a baren wastleland or a vassal in an overproductive farmland?
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Post by: debux on November 14, 2012, 11:54:07 PM
A vassal. The first option doesn't seem very secure, the life of whoever would be in charge of taking care of the land would sure have some impatient subjects :P

East coast or West coast ("nigguh")?
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Post by: Skull on November 15, 2012, 06:51:27 PM
Of the USA,you mean?
East.


Mount & Blade or Elemental War of Magic?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on November 17, 2012, 08:19:36 PM
M & B, even though I haven't played either :p
Dog or cat?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on November 17, 2012, 08:38:38 PM
Dogs.

Fish tank or a turtle terrarium?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 18, 2012, 08:24:18 PM
Terrarium.
An agressive turtle's portugalbuddy or a relatively passive toroise's bitch?
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Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2012, 04:07:09 PM
Depends on the size of the tortoise.

Mouse or touchpad?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 19, 2012, 10:22:52 PM
I'll touch your mouse ;)
Mouse, can't game with a touchpad easily.
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 21, 2012, 09:45:03 PM
Would you rather I post a question next time or not?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on November 22, 2012, 02:28:03 PM
I would ;D

Would you be a British Grenadier or a Greek Hoplite?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 23, 2012, 08:39:28 PM
Grenadier because I don't think anyone pays hoplites these days. Actually I suppose being a greek hoplite would mean I wouldn't have to go to war at all considering they aren't actually part of anyone's army.
A night of skanking or clubbing?
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Post by: Dimos on November 24, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Neither, but Skanking sounds better IMO.

Would you rather be a medieval swordsman or axeman??
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Post by: Doomchild on November 24, 2012, 08:12:38 PM
Axeman, so i could have a badass axe, who doesnt like having a badass axe?

Would you rather go to the pub or have a house party?
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Post by: Pentagathus on November 24, 2012, 08:37:02 PM
If I had a house which was suitable for a house party then the second, although usually I would rather go to a pub than someone elses house party.
Early stage testicular cancer or HIV?
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Post by: debux on December 06, 2012, 02:15:09 AM
Uh, early stage testicular cancer? I'd prefer not to be able to participate in sexual intercourse than getting fatally sick and maybe even die because of it. The question did get me out of place, so extra points for leaving me stunned for like 15 seconds.

Planetside 2 or WoW?
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Post by: Jubal on December 06, 2012, 01:41:04 PM
Don't know anything about planetside, but going with that.

Cepheida or Guns Swords and Steam?
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Post by: debux on December 06, 2012, 07:08:13 PM
Don't know anything about Cepheida (google didn't even help), but the second alternative sounds manly and valve-ish, which are good things :P
(FYI, Planetside 2 is a MMO FPS, and I love it. First game with a futuristic setting that I come to like a lot. Was the first thing that came into mind)

Pure, original Jazz or Jazz-influenced various genres?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 12, 2012, 10:48:54 AM
Jazz-influenced various genres... I don't know, I don't listen to Jazz.

Would you prefer awesome grammar skills or awesome spelling skills?
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Post by: debux on December 12, 2012, 08:28:33 PM
Grammar skills... nothing beats being a wise ass on the internet :D You can't be a wise ass spelling bee on the internet, unless you're on Omegle video or something
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2012, 09:20:55 AM
Would you prefer people remember to ask their questions or we go on like this with questions about people not asking a question?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 13, 2012, 10:06:25 PM
Pikachu I choose you!
Would you rather answer the questions or follow my lead to glory and barely limited power.
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Post by: Dimos on December 15, 2012, 03:30:00 PM
I'd rather answer the questions, Glory will come sooner that way!

Would you rather have a duck or a swan for a pet?
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Post by: feet on December 17, 2012, 05:36:52 AM
A duck. Swans are scary!

Would you rather the power of attraction or repulsion?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 17, 2012, 07:08:53 AM
Attract people, in the good way.

Would you rather have a Nuclear Fallout Apocalypse or a Zombie Apocalypse?
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Post by: Dimos on December 18, 2012, 09:28:41 AM
I'd rather kick some ZOMBIE ass! hehehheh

Would you rather play football (''soccer'' for the U.S. Αmericans, ''calcio'' per gli Ιtaliani, ''ποδόσφαιρο" για τους Έλληνες) or bascetball?

PS: I'd rather be a duck as well, because Swans have silly necks!! hehhehe! Ducks are faster and more kewl (cool)
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2012, 10:27:27 AM
Neither, it's Basketball all the way for me. I actually do play it for my school. :)

Would you rather an awesome PC or an awesome Surround Sound Stereo System.
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Post by: Dimos on December 20, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Awesome PC (the stereo system can be a part of an awesome pc, but not vice versa!)

Would you rather ace of hearts or spades in cards?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 21, 2012, 12:31:44 AM
:) Ace of Shapes sounds good, it used to be better though. ;)

Would you rather Bungie or 343?
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Post by: Pentagathus on December 26, 2012, 07:49:12 PM
343 whats?
Christmas pudding or christmas cake?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on December 27, 2012, 06:25:50 PM
Cake.

Would you rather be cut off at the knee or the head?
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Post by: Pentagathus on December 27, 2012, 07:16:03 PM
What the portugal kind of question is that? Knees aren't essential for living, heads are.
Be called a humbucking badgerbotherer or a doodling duckduffer?
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Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2012, 07:39:14 PM
humbucking badgerbotherer, hands down.

Folk music or Rap?
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Post by: Pentagathus on December 27, 2012, 08:58:20 PM
Folk.
Ska or Jazz?
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Post by: fez-fez on December 27, 2012, 09:12:42 PM
hmmmm i love jazz but i think i would prefer ska, especially Polish ska because it's awesome.

A talking teapot or a mind reading parrot
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Post by: Silver Wolf on December 28, 2012, 03:34:32 AM
A talking teapot. Less sh*t (literally), more meaningful afternoon conversations.
And I don't want anyone to read my mind, ever. For their own sake. Too much weird, unexplainable, borderline insane stuff happening in there.

Accidentally french kiss a person of your own gender or a transsexual?
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Post by: Pentagathus on December 30, 2012, 04:27:52 PM
hmmmm i love jazz but i think i would prefer ska, especially Polish ska because it's awesome.
Could you be kind enough to provide some examples of polish ska bands?
Transsexual, I can't really how you could accidentally do so unless you were unaware they were not female. I suppose some hilarious Carry On style    plot could be to blame though.
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Post by: Jubal on December 31, 2012, 12:31:29 PM
No question?  ???
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 31, 2012, 05:16:13 PM
Would you rather I forgot to post a question or I post naked pics of myself?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Doomchild on January 01, 2013, 08:01:03 PM
Naked pics.

Would you rather there were no films or no music?
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Post by: Jubal on January 01, 2013, 11:11:46 PM
No films, undoubtedly.

No cheese or no chocolate?
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Post by: Marcus on January 01, 2013, 11:53:23 PM
No chocolate, cheese is too useful.

No internet or no phones (of any sort, landline, mobile etc.)?
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Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2013, 12:14:14 AM
No phones, there'salwaysskype.

No Africa or no South America?
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Post by: comrade_general on January 02, 2013, 12:36:28 AM
No Africa. (you're welcome, debux ;D )

No California or No New York (state)?
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Post by: Dimos on January 20, 2013, 03:50:40 PM
No New York (State). California is the surfing paradise...

Would you rather be a Pangolin or an Armadillo?
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Post by: Pentagathus on January 20, 2013, 04:14:23 PM
Pangolins aren't profanities so them.
Girl with pretty face and average body or the other way around (hint, the 1st one is the correct answer)
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Post by: Jubal on January 30, 2013, 10:59:15 PM
Pretty face and average body, definitely.

Would you rather be a duck or a goose?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on January 30, 2013, 11:06:57 PM
A goose.
Much more graceful.

Would you rather be a tapeworm or an intestinal worm?
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Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2013, 12:29:02 AM
Intestinal worm. Muahahaha.

Be a trooper in Rome: Total War or a peasant in Mount & Blade?
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Post by: Dimos on February 22, 2013, 11:34:04 AM
Peasant at M&B. At least there I could win some bandits, take their equipment, then slay some deserters, take theirs, then sell the rest of the loot and the I could buy some decent armour and become a noble Duke or King. I can't do that being a trooper in RTW.

Heads or Tails?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on February 22, 2013, 11:43:36 AM
Heads.
Not a huge fan of tails and furries.
If you know what I'm talking about. :P

Crocs or red cowboy boots for your next night out?


Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 12, 2013, 11:59:21 PM
Owch. Cowboy boots since it's too cold for crocs.

Byzantines or Crusaders?
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Post by: Othko97 on March 18, 2013, 07:54:05 AM
Byzantines.

Eaten by a crocodile while wearing cowboy boots, or eaten by a cowboy while wearing crocs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2013, 12:00:52 AM
Crocodile would probably do a quicker job.

Game of Thrones or LOTR?
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Post by: Scarlet on March 19, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
Lord of the Rings.
Actually, more of a Game of Colleges girl myself.

Pokemon or Dragons?
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Post by: Jubal on March 21, 2013, 12:38:05 PM
Dragons!  ;D

Rowan Williams or Benedict XVI?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on March 27, 2013, 11:19:37 PM
Rowan Williams

Little Matty Groves or Lord Donald?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2013, 11:34:59 PM
Lord Donald, because he doesn't die. And kicks ass better.  :P (But probably Matty really)

The Silmarillion or The Hobbit?
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Post by: Scarlet on March 27, 2013, 11:39:27 PM
The Silmarillion - not a clue why.

Fili or Kili?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 12:06:35 PM
Fili because he's not so aggressively Kili and therefore safer to have around :P

Balin or Dwalin?
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Post by: Othko97 on April 09, 2013, 08:41:49 PM
Balin, because Gimli gets his axe.

Bifur, Bofur or Bombur?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 09:15:37 PM
Bofur I think.

Oin, or Gloin (or Loin)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on April 09, 2013, 09:19:05 PM
Sir loin.

Ori, Nori or Dori?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 09, 2013, 11:11:43 PM
Dori!

Thorin Oakenshield or Dain Ironfoot?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on April 15, 2013, 02:36:03 AM
Thorin Oakendshild, Dain S@ckz!

heheheheh

William Wallace or Robert the Bruce?
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Post by: Scarlet on April 16, 2013, 09:10:07 PM
William Wallace - his life was a mystery.

Dolerite Dykes or Dalradian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 30, 2013, 09:44:56 PM
Dolerite Dykes sound cooler.

Ottonians or Salians?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 03, 2013, 10:26:44 AM
[You are so much the wrong]
Ottonians

Photovoltaic effect or photoelectric effect?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2013, 10:39:12 PM
Photoelectric.

White or Brown?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 03, 2013, 10:50:35 PM
Brown

Red or(and) Black?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2013, 04:04:31 PM
Yes.

1 or 0?
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Post by: Scarlet on May 04, 2013, 04:10:37 PM
0

Science or art?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 04, 2013, 05:37:32 PM
SCIENCE!

Admittedly I'm an arts student, but "for A CLASSICAL EDUCATION AND THE ARTS" doesn't have the same ring to it when shouting maniacally.

Adventures of Soros or Raiders and Traders?
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Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2013, 01:31:21 AM
Soros!

PI or O&H?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 05, 2013, 10:32:54 AM
PI because pi!

Earth or Mars?
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Post by: Jubal on May 05, 2013, 10:58:42 PM
Mars!

Neptune or Pluto?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 06, 2013, 10:21:14 AM
Neptune.

Jupiter or Saturn?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 06, 2013, 12:03:31 PM
Saturn.

Europa or Charon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 06, 2013, 03:20:21 PM
Europa.

Mercury or Venus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 06, 2013, 05:48:34 PM
Mercury methinks.

Asteroid belt or kuiper belt?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on May 11, 2013, 11:34:48 PM
Kuiper belt, it has a cooler sounding name.

Uranus or Sedna?
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Post by: Jubal on May 11, 2013, 11:38:11 PM
Uranus, AoM; The Titans ftw!

(Though they spelt it Oranos there if I recall, presumably to avoid butt jokes)


Baldwin or Franklin Roosevelt?
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Post by: Othko97 on May 11, 2013, 11:39:29 PM
Neither, I choose Teddy Roosevelt

Teddy Roosevelt or Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 11, 2013, 11:46:00 PM
Roosevelt. Actually badass, not just cast that way.

Marx or Keynes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on May 15, 2013, 06:34:53 PM
Marx.

Philosophy can and will change the world. I don't know in which direction, but I hope for the best for all of us!

Liberalism or Socialism?
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Post by: SaidaiSloth on May 16, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Socialism.

Batman or Iron Man?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 16, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Iron man.


Capitalist democracy or collectivist dictatorship?
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Post by: Scarlet on May 16, 2013, 04:16:06 PM
Collectivist dictatorship

Stardust or sunshine?
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Post by: Clockwork on May 16, 2013, 10:53:33 PM
Stardust.

May contain aliens.

Blizzard or Bioware?
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Post by: Silver Wolf on May 17, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
Blizzard.

Summer or winter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on May 17, 2013, 10:14:58 PM
Basically both, but now it's summertime!!
Summer Rocks!

Day or Night?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 17, 2013, 10:53:32 PM
Night

Morning or Afternoon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 18, 2013, 11:43:05 AM
Morning

Dusk or Dawn?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 19, 2013, 07:08:21 PM
Dusk.

Midnight or noon?
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Post by: Jubal on May 21, 2013, 11:52:18 PM
Midnight


Questions or answers?
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Post by: Scarlet on May 22, 2013, 09:46:13 AM
Answers

Pancakes or waffles?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 22, 2013, 02:28:58 PM
Waffles  :D


Battle of Britain or Battle of the Atlantic?
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Post by: Clockwork on May 22, 2013, 03:13:00 PM
Battle of Britain.

Acronym is Bob.

X-Factor or Britain's Got Talent?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 23, 2013, 09:10:29 PM
Um

Argh

I don't know

Britain's got Talent maybe?


Third Doctor or Second Doctor?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 23, 2013, 10:32:41 PM
3rd, SARAH JANE <3

Bears or wolves?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on May 24, 2013, 06:42:36 PM
Wolves.

Algae or insects?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 24, 2013, 07:11:11 PM
Algae

Spinal column or no?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on May 24, 2013, 08:59:35 PM
Spinal column, just for the feeling of stretching it out.

Alcohol or cannabis?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 24, 2013, 09:02:25 PM
Cannabis.

Coke or Pepsi? (you thought I was going to say heroin)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 25, 2013, 01:33:04 AM
Heroin. Definitely heroin.

Bananas or staplers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 25, 2013, 04:32:34 PM
Bananas - unless it's your staple-less-stapler thingy!

Apples or hole punches?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on May 26, 2013, 12:27:03 AM
Apples.
Holes or pegs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on May 26, 2013, 02:38:40 AM
Alcohol [is (NOT) free]

Beaches or Mountains?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on May 26, 2013, 04:47:06 AM
Cannabis.

Coke or Pepsi? (you thought I was going to say heroin)
I have to do this one.
I don't take drugs. Pepsi.
^That's not even that funny. I don't know why I had to do that one. I just did.

As for above, beaches. I like wadah.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on May 26, 2013, 09:38:53 AM
And now we're left with nothing to answer. IT'S ALL FALLEN APART! OH GOD NO!

Oh wait, pegs. Camping is fun.

Hats or scarves?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on May 26, 2013, 12:52:13 PM
Hats

I used to wear a trilby at each and every opportunity. Unfortunately I lost it gambling.

Arguments or discussions?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on May 26, 2013, 01:20:32 PM
Discussion.
Crabs or filzlaus crayfish?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gen_Glory on May 26, 2013, 11:19:36 PM
Crabs

Nothing beats crab fishing at the seaside

Daft Punk or Skrillex?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 26, 2013, 11:23:57 PM
Daft Punk! Because I know all about that sort of music and am clearly making an informed choice!

Maps or Sea Otters?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on May 27, 2013, 10:17:44 PM
Otters.
An assexual relationship with someone you intensely dislike or a sexual relationship with someone you find physically repulsive?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 27, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
If I the physically repulsive person was genuinely a really nice person, probably the latter if I had to stay in said relationship for a long time. If there was no set time limit, the assexual relationship as it would be easy to break off quickly.

Daleks or Cybermen?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on May 28, 2013, 12:22:41 AM
Cybermen, I really disagree with the concept of Daleks.

Pyjama day or pyjama party?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 28, 2013, 11:49:01 AM
Really? What's wrong with the concept of Daleks?

Pyjama party, I have pyjama days all the time and they're not that exciting.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on May 28, 2013, 04:46:25 PM
They're supposed to be the supreme beings but lack opposable thumbs, or any sort of grabbing instrument. Suction isn't the same, it's not as adaptable. They seem to be really missing a trick or two.

Honeycomb or toffee?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on May 28, 2013, 04:48:25 PM
Hmmm, can I have both? I'm starving.

Toffee I guess. ;)

Would you rather be attacked by Donald McBane or Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on June 02, 2013, 02:55:23 AM
I'd rather kick some C-N ass, dude!  8)

Would you rather start a fight for justice, or defend some injust friend of yours in one?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 04, 2013, 05:11:39 AM
depends on where fight takes place. but defend. unless its a legal issue. but chances are its not. therefor all bets are off and one could easily win an unjust dispute with lies and trickery. if winning is what matters.

purgatory or hell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on June 04, 2013, 07:31:27 AM
Hell. Assuming the furnace is 5000 degrees Celsius my nerves are going to be toast anyway so it'll be painless.

Heaven or Reincarnation
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 04, 2013, 12:22:26 PM
Heaven. WHo wouldnt want paradise and peace forever?

melted: cheese or chocolate pool?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on June 05, 2013, 10:13:33 AM
Chocolate. All of the chocolate.

Ampere's Law or Gauss' Law?
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Post by: Pentagathus on June 05, 2013, 10:19:31 AM
Physics or Physics? Eww physics. Gauss doesn't sound like someone who eats cheese and waves white flags around, so him.
A snorkeling dog or a dogfish with legs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on June 09, 2013, 07:13:08 AM
Snorkeling bulldog, 'itches!

No dogfish sharks will sleep safe, no more!  ;)

Rambo or Rocky?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 02:12:20 AM
bleh! Rocky.

super hairy: arms or toes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2013, 02:18:13 AM
Toes. Hobbit.

Would you rather be a Cyberman or a Borg?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 03:13:50 AM
Borg. badass cube and cool uniforms :P

spock or riker???
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on June 10, 2013, 08:04:34 AM
Sporker. Sounds like a foodstuff that sounds like a euphemism.

Jeg vil dekke deg i honning og late som jeg er en sulten bjørn
or
Ich micht Ich möchte dich in Honig bedecken und so tun als war, ich bin ein hungriger Bär

They mean the same thing, but which one sounds better?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: trainwreck12 on June 10, 2013, 08:03:37 PM
twie!! (sp) ich can specht Der Duesch.aber nicht spell it haha

groB oder klein rosa elefante??
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 14, 2013, 09:04:43 PM
Klein rosa elefante/small pink elephant (if this is the option...) :')

Would you rather have a dragon, or be a dragon? :)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 17, 2013, 10:50:02 AM
Have a dragon of course :D .

Which are best, dogs or cats?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 17, 2013, 02:18:57 PM
Dogs, all the way!

They are awesome, in fact!

Mods or (actual) Games?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 07:25:07 PM
Actual games :)

Baby ducks or baby chickens?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 07:46:06 PM
Baby ducks, I feel like they are fluffier.

Hot weather or cold weather?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 08:50:02 PM
Hot weather :P I may be melting, but I am the Blood of the Dragon! :P

Ketchup or barbecue sauce?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 08:51:16 PM
Ketchup, it's just nicer.

Chips or potatoes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 09:29:05 PM
PO. TA. TOES.
You can boil 'em, mash 'em or even stick 'em in a stew!

Toes or fingers?
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Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 10:25:16 PM
Fingers.

White or Red wine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 10:40:54 PM
Rose with the accent thing on the e :P

Rose or Martha?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on July 18, 2013, 11:30:29 PM
roses, FTW!  :D

Knights or Wizards?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 11:36:29 PM
Knights, unless the wizard is Gandalf.

Oranges or lemons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 11:38:51 PM
Loranges... That's not fair... :P

Nestlé or Cadbury's?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 11:39:44 PM
Cadbury's.

Round bottomed or conical flask?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 11:40:31 PM
Conical flask ftw.

Guitar or piano?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on July 19, 2013, 12:38:02 AM
Guitar - more portable and less horrible memories.

Bat or crazy monster thingy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 19, 2013, 09:14:43 AM
Bat, they tend to be less dangerous.

Cheese or beans on toast?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on July 19, 2013, 09:59:03 AM
Cheese, baked beans are unpleasant.

Plain or raspberry liquorice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 19, 2013, 10:03:34 AM
Raspberry :)

Ice lollies or ice cream?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 19, 2013, 10:07:26 AM
Ice cream!

Red or black?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 19, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
The dark of ages past and the night that ends at last!

Cooking or cleaning?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on July 19, 2013, 11:58:18 AM
Cooking - you get food :P

Capulet or Montague?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 19, 2013, 04:26:37 PM
Hmmm... Capulet. He's trouble, is that Romeo :P that, and I prefer the name xD

Fire or water?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2013, 04:27:34 PM
Water. ALL the water!

Herp or derp?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 20, 2013, 05:54:42 PM
Herp.

Chocolate or strawberry ice cream?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 20, 2013, 10:39:23 PM
Chocolate :P

Noodles or spaghetti?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on July 20, 2013, 11:20:54 PM
Spaghetti

Basaltic or Andesitic?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 07:41:46 PM
Basaltic, but maybe maths not geology :P .

Sméagol or Gollum?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
Sméagol :P

Wine or more wine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 07:45:22 PM
More wine!

Red or white?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 07:46:26 PM
White, because bad, bad experiences... :P

Hot or cold?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 07:48:50 PM
Hot.

Moon or Jelly?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 31, 2013, 04:50:02 PM
(http://memestorage.com/_nw/23/08512315.png)

Chimpan-Z or Chimpan-A?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 03, 2013, 10:05:27 AM
The second one, It'd make a nice change.

LotR 1, 2 or 3? Book or movie I don't care.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on August 03, 2013, 01:45:27 PM
1.

Heaven or Oblivion?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 03, 2013, 01:49:58 PM
Heaven

PC or Console?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on August 03, 2013, 03:39:12 PM
PC
Break a shin or break a hand (scaphoid)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on August 03, 2013, 04:27:51 PM
Hand, I don't even want to know how much it would take to break a shin bone, those things take a battering.

Quentin Tarentino or Zack Snyder? You might not be aware, but there is a right answer here.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 06, 2013, 12:12:05 AM
Neither? I have no idea who they are.

The High Court or The Hidden Plaza?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on August 06, 2013, 07:46:02 AM
Hidden Plaza. Sounds more underhand.

Sorry Khan, correct answer was Zack Snyder.

It's the difference between Watchmen and Inglorious Basterds [sic].

Alien or Predator?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 06, 2013, 08:52:40 AM
Predator, I like the movies better and they look cooler too.

I have seen and read Watchmen though, just not recently.

A stoner or a smoker.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on August 06, 2013, 08:55:50 AM
Schmoker. Despite the self loathing it inflicts, drugs are way worse. Don't take my word for it, talk to Frank :P

Sai or Nunchucks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 06, 2013, 09:07:58 AM
Sai because it has the same letters as Paint Tool SAI. ;D

Black or White?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Death Nade on August 13, 2013, 02:21:10 PM
Black, it's far more sleek, understated and classy, plus it's nice to draw with right?

Would you rather be tortured by splinters under your nails or being stretched?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 13, 2013, 03:13:57 PM
Finger nails probably. Ouch.

Would you rather Wireless or Surround Sound?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on August 26, 2013, 08:03:24 PM
Suround, of course!!

Eggs or Cheese?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 26, 2013, 09:13:38 PM
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Please.

Would you rather be able to float like a butterfly or sting like a bee?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on August 26, 2013, 10:10:18 PM
I'd rather have that sting! Buterflies are beatiful, but the sting is thrilling!

Fairies or Dwarfs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 26, 2013, 11:52:00 PM
Fairies.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlfiwZdSB1r2c4pho1_400.gif)

*sigh* I don't know...

Pirate or Ninja? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 27, 2013, 01:33:25 PM
Ninja, because they have all those awesome ninja moves and stuff.

Khan or Nahk
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on August 27, 2013, 09:49:56 PM
Nahk, bringer of live to all dead topics!

Worship the almighty Nahk!

Dimos or Somid?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 27, 2013, 09:52:48 PM
SOMID!

Gink Eht Fo Nos or Edarmoc Lareneg?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 07:01:15 AM
Edarmoc Lareneg because it sounds like a real name.

Steve or Fred?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 01:02:58 PM
Fred.

Sted or Freve?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2013, 05:18:42 PM
Freve. Sted's a dick.

Ukuleles or sitars?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on August 28, 2013, 07:55:52 PM
Ukuleles.

Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulun, Joseph or Benjamin?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 10:16:01 PM
Reuben and Levi because I know two brothers with those names.

Would you rather Dragons or Snogards?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 05, 2013, 05:03:00 PM
Snogards.

Would you rather eat worms until you die or be eaten to death by worms?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 05, 2013, 09:30:37 PM
Eaten.

Would you rather have your own super computer or be awesome at every skill in the world?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on September 06, 2013, 02:14:36 AM
Awesome at every skill in the world, then I can build myself a super computer if I wish :)

Would you rather be constantly hungry or constantly thirsty?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 06, 2013, 06:57:27 AM
Hungry. I love that feeling when I eat something when I'm really hungry.

Would you rather live beside a beach or in a tree, both in the middle of nowhere.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on September 10, 2013, 02:32:31 PM
Beach,the whole tree thing must contain a hell of a lot of bugs.

Would you rather be born in the stone age (as a son of a hunter),or in the industrial age (as a son of a factory worker)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 10, 2013, 02:42:09 PM
Stone age.

Would you rather eat a pinecone or poop a pinecone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on September 10, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
Well if I were to eat a pinecone I would then have to poop the pinecone anyway, so the second choice. Unless you mean crap out a whole undigested pinecone, in which case the first choice.

Jazz night or a ceilidh?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on September 10, 2013, 04:01:46 PM
Stupid question really, ceilidhs are better than anything.

Marrakesh or Eilat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 10, 2013, 04:13:48 PM
Eilat. ;)

Boobs or butts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on September 10, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
Well it depends on whose boobs and whose butts these are, but usually I think the butts.

Have your hand eaten by a badger or your face chewed by a bear?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 10, 2013, 09:21:52 PM
Hand. I like my face too much. :P

Have a really ugly face but beautiful everywhere else or beautiful face but ugly everywhere else?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on September 22, 2013, 01:48:56 PM
I am a man,and I don't know how a man can have ugly arms,so I go for the second one.  :)


Greek fire or machine gun?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 22, 2013, 10:33:40 PM
Machine gun. It's got more distance. :)

Solid gold or liquefied diamonds?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 22, 2013, 11:36:18 PM
Solid gold, since liquefied diamonds would have to be ludicrously hot such that I couldn't handle or use them I think...

Globe or guitar? (The items to my left and right, at present)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on September 23, 2013, 07:24:07 AM
Guitar, you can do more with it.

Wall or bed? (Very similar to Jubal's question)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 09:18:19 AM
Bed, so comfy!

Acer Iconia Tab Android Tablet or Full Control Lynx Dry Anti-perspirant spray? (Also very similar to Jubal's question)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 23, 2013, 03:28:39 PM
Tablet.

QMI® Aseptic Sampling Kit or ThermoWorks Thermadata™ Logger? (Not in any way similar to Jubal's question :P )
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 09:10:26 PM
The Logger, I don't know why, it just sounded cooler.

Wireless headphones or 7.1 surround sound headphones?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on September 23, 2013, 09:50:04 PM
Surround sound headphones.

A Dance With Dragons Part II: After the Feast or my college lanyard?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 10:51:24 PM
A Dance With Dragons Part II: After the Feast because it sounds cooler.

Cows or pigs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on September 24, 2013, 07:09:02 AM
That's because it is :P

Pigs, because bacon.

Sheep or chickens?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 24, 2013, 08:36:59 AM
Sheep, lamb chops are the best! *drool*

Abstract or Life (In and art sense)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on September 24, 2013, 12:40:28 PM
Life, not really sure about abstract art most of the time..

Oranges or lemons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 24, 2013, 10:34:48 PM
Lemons, I love lemons. ;D

Windows or Mac?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 25, 2013, 10:32:13 PM
Windows.

Windows or doors?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 26, 2013, 06:54:11 AM
Doors

Doors or Trap Doors?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2013, 09:59:13 PM
Trapdoors!  ;D

Balloon or steam ship?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 26, 2013, 10:45:31 PM
Balloon, they're so much fun, as long as they have helium in them.

Would you rather a (giant) war turtle or a war elephant?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2013, 11:29:07 PM
WAR TURTLE!  ;D

Cavalry or camelry?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 27, 2013, 12:37:30 AM
Camelry. They frighten mounted.

12th century crossbowman or 15th century arquebusier?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on September 27, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
I'd say Arquebusier, even if both sound useless units!!

Leader or Follower?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 28, 2013, 06:58:03 AM
If in a personal perspective I'd prefer being a leader whilst having followers.

Llama or Alpaca?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 28, 2013, 05:50:42 PM
Llama :D

Platypus or Echidna?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 29, 2013, 10:20:05 AM
Echidna! I love how they have heaps of spikes!

Kangaroo or Wombat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on October 01, 2013, 06:39:20 AM
Kangaroo.

Marsupial or placental mammals?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 01, 2013, 08:16:24 AM
Mammals!

Monocle or top hat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on October 01, 2013, 11:13:04 AM
Top hat.


First man in the village,or the second man in Rome?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 01, 2013, 11:39:59 PM
Second man in Rome, at least than I'd have someone to talk to.

All the movies in the world or all the music in the world?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on October 18, 2013, 12:30:15 PM
All the music in the world, for me please!

All wines of the world, or all the beers of the world?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 18, 2013, 11:12:29 PM
Wine, beer's too bitter for me.

The Universe all under your command or the ability to travel time and space at will?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2013, 10:21:25 PM
Space and time travel. Doubly so if a sonic screwdriver is in the deal :P

Travel in the Serenity with the whole crew for company, or the TARDIS with only the aged First Doctor for company?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 20, 2013, 03:25:02 AM
The Serenity. I think old classic space travel is for me. :)

Fail at winning or win at failing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 20, 2013, 12:25:30 PM
Fail at winning, because you can still come a decent second whereas to win at failing puts you last.

Plato or Aristotle?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 20, 2013, 08:11:28 PM
Plato... because it starts with P. ???

A question or an answer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 20, 2013, 11:42:21 PM
Answer.

.357 Magnum or .45 ACP?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 21, 2013, 05:50:06 AM
.357 Magnum

No question. (CG's fault)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2013, 11:56:18 PM
No answer (Khan's fault)

Oligarchy or Monarchy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 24, 2013, 03:08:57 PM
Oligarchy. (unless I was to be the Monarch)

Monopoly or UNO?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 24, 2013, 10:16:11 PM
Monopoly, UNO bores me and in Monopoly you get to play with money. ;D

Would you rather a Trophy or a Medal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2013, 10:46:03 AM
Trophy, better for display.

Drinking horn or blowable horn?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2013, 07:27:56 PM
Blowable horn... I just like to make noise. :)

Apple or Android?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on November 01, 2013, 10:34:51 PM
Android! A bit less imperialistic, or that is my appreciation coming from the third world :P

Lobby gaming or LAN gaming?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 03, 2013, 10:32:25 PM
LAN, I like to play with my friends and not have to use mics to talk to each other.

Trophy or Medal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on November 04, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
Medal. I associate trophies with sport, which I'm useless at :P

Would you rather be a dwarf or a hobbit?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 04, 2013, 07:18:15 PM
Hobbit, I like the idea of not having to wear shoes everywhere. plus they get the easy life living in cozy little Hobbit holes living they're days in peace and growing fat.

Would you rather live on a farm or in a city?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on November 10, 2013, 11:43:21 AM
I think on a farm, overall.

Would you rather be too cold or too hot?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on November 10, 2013, 12:04:35 PM
Cold is easier to remedy, so cold.

Would you rather have a cage fight with a badger, or be attacked by a bear whilst armed with a shotgun?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Skull on November 10, 2013, 02:50:15 PM
Badger. For obvious reasons.


Would you rather get thrown in a pit full of snakes,or a pit full of spiders?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on November 13, 2013, 10:52:53 PM
Ungh. Hard choice... higher chance spiders are small so you can squash them once you are thrown on them (and yes, squash every each one of them)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 14, 2013, 08:38:43 AM
Would you rather debux post a question or not?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 15, 2013, 07:02:51 PM
Yes, then I'd have something decent to answer.

Numenor or Valyria?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2013, 06:07:58 AM
Valyria, sounds familiar.

Would you rather Music or Movies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 16, 2013, 05:08:43 PM
Music. That way I can see books with my minds eye, and still have a bad-donkey soundtrack to go with it.

Books or films?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2013, 06:48:22 PM
Books, usually if you read a book than someone makes a movie of it than the movie sucks. Especially if the movie was very very different from the book. (Poor Eragon)

Be dead or be the only one alive?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on November 16, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
Last man standing.

Chase or Foreman? (House)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2013, 10:00:45 PM
Chase.

Guy or Girl?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on November 16, 2013, 11:05:38 PM
As of this moment, girl. Subject to spontaneous change.

Good answer cg, Chase is the best :D

Eyes or Ears?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2013, 06:07:19 AM
Eyes, I'd rather sacrifice my love for music than my love for great artwork and photography.

Hands or Feet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2013, 07:24:37 PM
Hands.

If I were to lose one, prosthetic feet wouldn't be nearly so much of a pain and even if I was in a wheelchair I'd still be able to move, and to write/type. If it were a case of gains, faster typing/better grip definitely > an awkward extra foot.

Glass or steel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2013, 07:27:53 PM
Steel.

I don't put explanations with my answers.

Sherbert or sorbet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2013, 05:12:22 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dYJa5r_cDZ8/TCPm395mKaI/AAAAAAAAAvY/uuLtmjCbWsE/s1600/Mango+Sorbet+2.jpg)

Reason: Mmmmmm Mango Sorbet...

Really funny picture or really epic picture?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2013, 02:16:11 PM
Right now, epic. I'm in an epic mood.  :P

Spaceships or longships?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 24, 2013, 08:47:49 PM
Spaceship, you would be able to see more places with one of them.

Fantasy or Sci-Fi?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on November 24, 2013, 09:13:14 PM
Fantasy? (not sure)

Black or White?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2013, 01:26:32 AM
Black.

(Good to see you back, Dimos :) )

Green or Brown?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 25, 2013, 01:45:56 AM
Red.

7 or 64?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 25, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
64, it's higher.

Be the best in the world at one thing or only slightly good at almost everything?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on November 25, 2013, 10:21:02 PM
Best at one thing, especially if I could choose that thing, if not, no worries :D

Right or happy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2013, 01:08:25 AM
Right. Always.

Paperwork and power, or handicrafts and obscurity?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2013, 01:17:26 AM
We're not making that decision for you! :P

Um........

Red or white?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 26, 2013, 09:01:48 AM
Both? They go really well together. But to choose one I'd go with red.

Happy as a homeless person or depressed and lonely as a rich person?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2013, 11:04:25 PM
Happy and homeless.

Macedon or Persia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2013, 11:59:32 PM
Macedonia.

Syracuse or Alexandria?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2013, 08:32:52 AM
Syracuse, purely for Archimedes :)

Thebes (the Boeotian one, not the Egyptian one) or Corinth?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 29, 2013, 04:40:19 PM
Corinthian Helmets.

Christian God or Allah?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 30, 2013, 07:30:47 AM
Christian God...

Live underground or in the skies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2013, 12:02:01 PM
Underground.

See through walls or walk through walls?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 01, 2013, 03:17:16 AM
Walk through. If I could see through than I'd be temped to look at peoples private life, I'd hate to have that on my conscience.

Have and awesome game made how you want it or an awesome TV series about what you want.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2013, 11:44:01 AM
TV series. For show. <-- ha

Poop your pants in public everyday or have the worst possible runny snot nose everyday when you're alone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2013, 02:35:21 PM
I have a dust mite allergy/chronic sinusitis, so I basically already live with the latter and am used to it. So go with that, far less embarrassing and I know how to cope.

Freedom without hope or hope without freedom?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 01, 2013, 08:26:38 PM
Hope without freedom because maybe one day that hope is the hope of freedom.

Wear gumboots everywhere or thongs/flip-flops with socks.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Gumboots. Always and only.  :D

Mouse or touchscreen?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on December 08, 2013, 05:57:35 PM
Mouse. No friggin' doubt about that.

A musician or a painter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2013, 07:47:41 PM
Musician, you can enjoy them for longer.

Mango or Chocolate?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 08, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
Mangoes, you can enjoy them for longer.
An infestation of Marcuses, or syphilis?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on December 09, 2013, 05:02:07 PM
Marcuses... they seem to be less recurrent (can't enjoy them for longer :( )

Wibulnibs for breakfast or Bunnies for visit?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 09, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
Wibulnibs for breakfast! YUUMMMYY!!

A medal or a trophy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on December 10, 2013, 04:06:03 PM
Medal. More space for the others :P

Glasses or contact lenses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on December 10, 2013, 08:33:11 PM
lenses! -provided I can put them in place- Maybe neither! yeah or sunglasses!

Marvel or Disney?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 10, 2013, 11:02:00 PM
Disney! Heerrrr! Cus I can!! :3

Aliens or Monsters?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on December 11, 2013, 04:35:54 PM
Aliens. Higher chance of them being smart, if we go by what is generally understood and thought of when we speak of "Aliens" and "Monsters" (and less monstrous!)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 11, 2013, 07:05:35 PM
What are your options deebz? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on December 12, 2013, 11:44:25 PM
What're yours CG? :P

Would you rather a cat's mind in the body of a dog, or a dog's mind in the body of a cat
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2013, 12:41:12 AM
That's a good one, but I guess I'd go with the cat in the dog routine.

Would you rather Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2013, 11:45:33 PM
Isla Fisher, selected by d6 because I don't know who either of them are.

Would you rather walk under a mountain or over a mountain?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2013, 11:52:05 PM
Under, much less climbing and it'd be fine if you had a light and there weren't any creepy monsters under there.

Would you rather digital or analog?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: debux on December 17, 2013, 04:23:36 PM
Digital? Analog is getting too old :P

I forget to make a question when I ponder a question too long :P

Beer or wine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 17, 2013, 04:52:14 PM
Beer, if I had to choose.

Jelly or jam?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 17, 2013, 11:47:15 PM
Jam, all the jam. On toast :)

Globes or maps?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2013, 07:19:13 AM
Maps, you can't easily carry around a globe with you.

Drawings or paintings?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2013, 02:13:36 PM
Paintings.

Kazakhstan or Uzbekistan?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2013, 06:06:11 PM
Uzbekistan, they do a really nice goat's cheese bread.

Georgia in the Caucasus or Georgia in the US?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 23, 2013, 07:35:41 AM
Georgia in the Caucasus

Mouse or Keyboard?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 23, 2013, 02:10:00 PM
Mouse.

New Amsterdam or New York?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2013, 07:15:09 PM
New Amsterdam.

Old Amsterdam or Old York?  :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 25, 2013, 10:35:58 AM
The Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
And when the hedonistic Duke reached the end
He started all over again

Original or Parody?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
Depends if I like the original. Since we recently had a Weird Al fest at Scarlet's winter party, I'll go for parody.

Ballet or modern dance?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2013, 06:49:19 PM
What is modern dance? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on December 26, 2013, 08:14:05 PM
Ballet. It's beautiful. Also, there is modern ballet :P

Dancing or singing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 26, 2013, 11:59:23 PM
Dancing.

Bad sex and good food for a year or good sex and bad food for a year?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 28, 2013, 08:32:34 AM
Good food, I can just ditch the bad sex and not have it all for the whole year... unless you're suggesting rape...

Be an awesome writer/author or be an awesome artist?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2013, 05:02:47 PM
Writer :)

Erebor or Moria?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 28, 2013, 05:57:42 PM
Erebor. Did you see all that gold?? :o

Also good choice on writer, nobody cares about art anymore. :P

Easterlings or Southrons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 29, 2013, 02:34:02 AM
Easterlings WTF!

Would you rather be an Assassin or a Hit-man?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2013, 10:51:47 AM
Assassin, hit-men only work for money whereas if I was killing people I'd want to go for morally semi-acceptable targets like dictators and whatnot.

Rhovanion or Eriador? (Geography!)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 02, 2014, 08:27:05 AM
Eriador, trees, I think.

Zombie apocalypse or Fallout style apocalypse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 03, 2014, 09:54:31 PM
Zombies :D

Block of wood or block of ice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 03, 2014, 11:29:25 PM
Wood, it lasts longer. :P

Alien apocalypse or Dinosaur apocalypse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 04, 2014, 12:09:54 AM
DINOPOCALYPSE :D

Peasant or Space Janitor?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 04, 2014, 10:24:41 AM
Space Janitor, a space cleaner. :P

Wool or Cotton? ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 06, 2014, 11:54:24 PM
Wool :)

Mixed Mods or Exilian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 08, 2014, 09:10:24 AM
Exilian! If Exilian didn't exist I might not have ever met you guys. :)

Chair with wheels or chair that spins?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on February 17, 2014, 04:08:14 PM
Chair with wheels. I would glide along dramatically. :P

Creme eggs, or Lindor chocolates?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2014, 04:12:51 PM
Lindor.  :)

On a similar note, chocolate orange or ferrero rocher?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on February 17, 2014, 04:19:31 PM
Chocolate orange. They're amazing. :P

Would you rather live in Rivendell or Hobbiton?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 18, 2014, 05:31:30 PM
Hobbiton :D

What about Dale or Edoras?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 18, 2014, 06:18:54 PM
Edoras.

Would you rather be a cave troll or a stone troll?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2014, 03:51:47 PM
Cave troll. :)

Ice-man of Forochel or Haradrim tribesman?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2014, 02:40:56 AM
Forochel

Be Dragonborn or The Nerevarine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 03:40:28 PM
Dragonborn, purely the name is cooler.


Bard or Cleric?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on February 22, 2014, 06:23:01 PM
Bard, cooler name.

Cats or Dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 10:08:45 PM
Cats. For they walk by themselves, and all places are alike to them.

Lemurs or Slender Lorises?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 10:19:03 PM
Lemurs.

Chimpanzee or bonobo?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 10:39:11 PM
Bonobo. Because sex is better than violence as a problem solving method.

Elephant or Triceratops?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 11:08:21 PM
Trike.

Cockney or corn-pone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 01:06:54 PM
Cockney

Maze or Labyrinth
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2014, 03:13:25 PM
Maze, labyrinths are boring.

Stapler or hole punch?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
Staple, they have more uses.

Closet or Wardrobe?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 10:55:47 AM
Wardrobe; people in closets tend to be repressed about an aspect of their personality, people in wardrobes are much more likely to be fauns who offer people tea.

Tissue paper or sandpaper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 01:58:37 PM
Sandpaper.

Cheese or bologna?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 02:30:56 PM
Cheese :)

Pirates or privateers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 02:47:45 PM
Pirates. Is there a difference?

Which flag would you fly? http://latinamericanhistory.about.com/od/Pirates/tp/Famous-Pirates-And-Their-Flags.htm
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 04:27:27 PM
Pirates are outlaws to everyone. Privateers have letters of marque from a particular nation, so they're basically licensed to take enemy ships.  :)

Calico jack, the other flags are just all non-symmetrical and blagh.

The Maroons or the Brethren of the Coast?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 04:52:49 PM
Almost forgot:

Brethren.

Sea-rats or scurvy dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2014, 07:44:48 PM
Is Sea-mice an option? :P

Left or right?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 12:51:30 AM
Left!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Flag_of_the_Chinese_Communist_Party.svg)

Cuba or Hispaniola?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2014, 06:17:12 AM
Cuba, like the cigarettes. :P

Country or Rap?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 01:10:31 PM
Country!

US War of Independence or French Revolution?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2014, 04:29:54 PM
(http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_005/post_15/634396_8073304_lz.jpg)

The Battle of the Alamo or Custer's Last Stand?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 06:00:40 PM
Alamo.

Orange juice or cranberry juice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2014, 06:35:31 PM
Orange.

Apple or Mango?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 07:58:24 PM
Apple :)

South Italy or North Italy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2014, 09:52:36 PM
MANGO!!! (North Italy)

Skittles or M&M's?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 09:28:16 AM
Skittles.

Byzantines or Carthaginians?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 11:25:09 AM
Byzantines

Curtains or windows? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 11:40:35 AM
Windows, curtains don't run my computer.

Smeagol or Gollum?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 07:09:54 PM
Gollum, without him the story would be more boring.

Legolas or Gimli? (I hope I spelled those right)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Dimos on March 03, 2014, 04:37:10 PM
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/091/3/7/legolas_and_gimli_vs_bubble_wrap_by_blacklemonjuice-d601wcl.jpg)

Gimli FTW!

He might be short, but he has nice axes! He could slay all f@cking stup1d archersss!

 :aragorn: Swordsmaster OR  Battlemage :gandalfgrey: ?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2014, 08:15:40 PM
Battlemage! Pew Pew magic!

Android or IPhone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 04, 2014, 05:12:01 PM
Android :D

Android or human?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2014, 07:17:26 PM
Human

Human or Animal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 04, 2014, 08:23:43 PM
Animal.

Humanoid or Paranoid?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 05, 2014, 06:59:19 AM
Paranoid.

Paratrooper or Stormtrooper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 05, 2014, 03:15:54 PM
Stormtrooper.

Sturmgewehr 44 or Fallschirmjägergewehr 42?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 05, 2014, 07:24:58 PM
The 42 one, sounds cooler (Even though I can't pronounce it (Even though I didn't even try))

Up or down?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 06, 2014, 03:49:42 AM
Down.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1wENDzSf7DhQjBIlsd0IE16UTy11fjzaZjWSKGrPBnjIk06VW)

(The STG is an absolute beast of a gun btw. Its design is a thing of beauty, one of the best developments of the 20th century.)

Porridge or Vicar of Dibley?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2014, 09:50:17 AM
Dibley!

Doctor Who or Firefly?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 06, 2014, 01:48:17 PM
DW

Deep Space 9 or Babylon 5?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2014, 07:38:49 PM
I'll go with... DEEP SPACE 9! (Only because it sounds like Dead Space)

Lord of the rings or The Hobbit?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 07, 2014, 02:30:37 PM
LOTR :)

Narnia or Westeros?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 07, 2014, 02:42:45 PM
Westeros

Dunlanders or Wildlings?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 07, 2014, 06:05:24 PM
Dunlendings :)

Redcoats or Browncoats?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 07, 2014, 07:20:36 PM
Browncoats

Neanderthal or Cromagnon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2014, 10:28:31 PM
Cromagnon! It just sounds less 'mainstream' than Neanderthal.

HP PC or Acer PC?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 08, 2014, 12:47:29 AM
Acer!

Ginger or Mary Ann?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 08, 2014, 02:58:32 AM
Ginger!

Swirls or straight lines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 08, 2014, 12:00:19 PM
Swirls!

Digestives or chocolate fingers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 09, 2014, 09:56:58 AM
Chocolate fingers, nothing beats chocolate (Except for Skittles).
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 09, 2014, 03:23:59 PM
You forgot to post one :(
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on March 09, 2014, 03:47:41 PM
Would you rather Khan remembers next time, or this happen again?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 09, 2014, 04:15:06 PM
Khan remembers!

London or Paris?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 09, 2014, 11:07:38 PM
London, I can't speak French so I'd be pretty lost in Paris.

(Every time someone forgets to post a would you rather, someone like Othko makes a smart-ass one like that.)

Would you rather one huge chocolate or 100's of small ones?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 09, 2014, 11:56:21 PM
One big one :D

Mead or cider?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 10, 2014, 12:04:46 AM
Cider.

Luge lessons or making meat helmets?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 10, 2014, 01:04:54 AM
Wrong answer, mead is excellent :P

Um... meat sounds like it'd be a bad protective material. Luge lessons.

Crochet or knitting?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 10, 2014, 01:22:25 AM
Knitting

Question or answer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 10, 2014, 01:24:47 AM
I don't drink, Joob. Also cider is nom. :P

Answer.

Would you rather accuse chestnuts of being lazy or claim to have invented the question mark?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on March 18, 2014, 12:30:40 AM
Claim to have invented the question mark.

Whom do you serve? Sauron or Sauruman?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2014, 12:47:19 AM
Sarumannnnnnn!!!! *cue the music*

Goldeneye or Goldfinger?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2014, 01:39:10 AM
Goldeneye! Famke Jannssen :D

Chinese or Indian takeout food?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 06:01:33 AM
Indian, and preferably not takeout.

German or Russian language?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on March 18, 2014, 08:49:50 AM
German

Physics or maths?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 10:14:20 AM
Maths.

Essays or Stories?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Scarlet on March 18, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
Stories

Geology or Geography? (There is a correct answer)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2014, 01:39:48 PM
Geology. (Did I get it right?  :P)

Astronomy or Astrology?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2014, 05:04:58 PM
Astronomy, the other is witchcraft!

Red or Blue?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2014, 06:29:47 PM
Blue as a colour, though my politics are definitely more red :P

1200AD or 400BC?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 07:34:40 PM
1200 AD, it's closer to Genghis Khan's era.

Sun or a Moon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2014, 11:47:03 PM
Moon. Without them your Star Wars reference will go to waste.

Jam or Custard filled doughnuts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2014, 12:25:55 AM
Custard's last stand.

Hamburger or tuna?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2014, 06:56:47 AM
Ooo, a hard one. Tuna if it's Mango and Chili.

Lasagna or potato bake?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2014, 12:51:28 PM
Lasagna.

Hamster or gerbil?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2014, 07:35:02 PM
Hamster, I can power the house with it's hamster wheel. :)

A long happy life and a slow painful death by yourself or a short happy life with a quick death and family being there for it?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 24, 2014, 03:55:06 PM
Either. :P

Attila or Genghis?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 24, 2014, 05:15:00 PM
Genghis :)

Constantine or Octavian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2014, 07:08:57 PM
Octavian

CoD or Battlefield?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 24, 2014, 09:27:27 PM
Dooty.

GTA or Arkham?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 25, 2014, 09:30:15 AM
GTA

Elder Scrolls or Fallout?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 25, 2014, 07:39:40 PM
Elder Scrolls

Bond or Casey?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 25, 2014, 07:43:34 PM
Bond

Alien or Predator?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 25, 2014, 08:40:34 PM
CASEY IS A GOD AMONG MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Predator, lazor shoulderpads!

Jawas or Ewoks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 26, 2014, 06:08:35 AM
Ewoks! Those cute cuddly things. ;D

Clones or Rebels?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 26, 2014, 12:52:27 PM
Rebel scum! :)

Millennium Falcon or USS Defiant (NX-74205)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 26, 2014, 07:08:15 PM
Millennium Falcon wins over all!

Blue or Yellow lightsaber?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 26, 2014, 07:13:49 PM
No Khan! Falcon has superior speed but Defiant has far superior weaponry and defense. I could talk about this all day. :P

Yellow!

A sword made with a cortosis weave or Valyrian steel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 26, 2014, 07:19:12 PM
Valyrian steel is the way to go. :)

Very far away for really close?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on April 04, 2014, 08:59:44 PM
Far Away.

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 04, 2014, 09:27:18 PM
Star Wars (sorry CG!)

Autons or Sontarans?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 04, 2014, 10:58:39 PM
Autons

Zombie Apocalypse or Nuclear Fallout?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 05, 2014, 01:15:57 AM
Fallout.

Bender or HK47?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 05, 2014, 06:39:35 AM
Bender!

See people that aren't really there or hear voices that are in your head?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 11, 2014, 12:06:00 AM
Voices.


Dragon or Manatee?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 11, 2014, 12:18:01 AM
Dragon.

Would you rather be on Gunsmoke or Bonanza?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 08:01:34 AM
Gunsmoke!

Red or Green?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 11, 2014, 12:43:35 PM
(http://www.redgreen.com/uploads/1/3/1/2/13125206/4850012.jpg?1352952639)

Easter or Thanksgiving?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 11:36:06 PM
Easter! (I'm Australian so Thanksgiving is non existent to us)

Death by heat or cold?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 12, 2014, 04:17:58 PM
Cold, I think, most of me would go numb anyway.

Hoplite or Amazon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 12, 2014, 04:44:51 PM
That depends; Hoplite if it's fighter, Amazon if it's women. :P

Samurai or Housecarl?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 13, 2014, 01:29:25 AM
Samurai! They have bad-ass swords and stuff!

Pocket watch and monocle or wrist watch and sun glasses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 25, 2014, 03:37:53 PM
The latter.

Flintlock, matchlock, or percussion?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on April 25, 2014, 05:39:51 PM
Percussion, I like drums and tambourines and whatnot.
 :P

Addicted to bass or addicted to love?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 25, 2014, 10:24:58 PM
Hmm, I'll have to go with love.

Cologne or Deodorant?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2014, 07:52:33 PM
Deodorant.

Cologne or Mainz?

(Woot, Archbishoprics!)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on June 17, 2014, 07:15:06 AM
Cologne, because I like the picture on Wikipedia more.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2014, 09:19:53 AM
Yes

Pavlova or Lamingtons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: no1 croat fan on June 17, 2014, 05:08:48 PM
Lamingtons look amazing! Do they sell them in Tesco?

Be in love with Kanye or Kim?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on June 17, 2014, 09:36:11 PM
Kim, but only marginally.

Be a member of the Brazilian football team, or be given £10,000 that you must use to bet on Costa Rica, Mexico, and Belgium (how you divide the 10k between the bets is your call?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on June 24, 2014, 05:49:22 PM
Be a member of the team - purely because I'm female and it'd be interesting to see how that worked out (assuming you mean current World Cup team)  :P

Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough or Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 24, 2014, 09:55:55 PM
Dunno, I do really like brownies though.

Have a huge nose or huge ears?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on June 28, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
Huge ears I think...

Have something stuck in your teeth or something stuck to the roof of your mouth?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on June 28, 2014, 01:08:00 PM
Teeth. Why do we call it a roof? Shouldn't it be a ceiling? :P

Lemon or lime?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on June 28, 2014, 11:16:53 PM
Lime :)

Reason or rhyme?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: lordryan756 on June 29, 2014, 12:09:34 AM
Reason.

Would you rather Pepsi or Coca Cola?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 04:37:37 AM
Hmm, Coca Cola I suppose, it depends what I'm in the mood for really.

Real time strategy or turn based?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on June 29, 2014, 04:39:14 AM
QUESTION^^

Turn based.

Singleplayer or multiplayer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on June 29, 2014, 06:43:37 PM
Single... player...? That's a really hard question...

Age of Empires/Mythology or Anno 1404?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 09:49:24 PM
Empires, I never got a chance to play Anno, I got the futuristic one but just haven't played it yet.

A secret base up in the sky or down underground?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2014, 10:13:03 PM
Underground. CAAAAVES :D

A meddlesome king or a useless one?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 05:08:58 AM
Useless, as long as I odn't have to live in that country. ;)

To be able to move really reall fast or to be able to slow down time?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on June 30, 2014, 01:52:23 PM
Move really really fast because im lazy and would like to do everything faster so i can do nothing for longer.

PS4 or Xbox One?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: lordryan756 on June 30, 2014, 06:13:44 PM
PS4, however I am all for PCMasterRace

AMD or nVidia (Graphics Cards)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 09:18:04 PM
I don't have experience with this as I have never changed my graphics card, but I'll go with AMD.

Watch on left wrist or right wrist?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on July 01, 2014, 01:02:33 AM
Sorry Khan, wrong answer :(

Left.

Marlboro or L&B?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 05:08:07 AM
L&B

To be or not to be?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 12:08:44 PM
To be!

 :aragorn: or  :legolas: ?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 01, 2014, 03:24:06 PM
Aragorn. He gets all the bitches.

 :arwen: or  :eowyn:
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 09:58:36 PM
Eowyn, who doesn't like chics with swords? :)

Routine or Change?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 01, 2014, 11:36:46 PM
CHANGE

Blood or guts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 12:23:10 AM
Blood, guts are a bit too gross. (If we are talking game on the other hand, a nice tibal wave of blood and guts is always fun)

Supper tall or supper small.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:33:47 AM
QUESTION  :'(
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on July 02, 2014, 03:57:20 AM
Depends on the size.

But still, I'll say super tall, so I can squash all those dickheads in my life

PC or Console?                                              (I hope someone thinks console so I can dish out all my arguments about why PC is better)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 04:41:47 AM
PC, but i would need to buy a decent computer to run the games i want so for now i stick with consoles as they are cheaper and run games alot better than my laptop can even run mount and blade. PC master race is the way forward though, i just dont have the brain to work out pc stuff or the money to buy a good computer.

TV series or films?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 08:50:41 AM
TV Series. I just think that some books that they turned into movies would've work a whole tonne better if they were a TV series instead. Eragon for example. :P

Square or circle?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 03:25:50 PM
Indeed Eragon would of been alot better as a tv series. Although i couldn't finish the second book it got to boring for my liking.

Circle all the way.

Cats or dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 09:40:59 PM
Dogs, they're easier to play with.

Cows or Horses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 10:45:04 PM
Horses. Can't effectively ride a cow.

Archery or swordsmanship?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 11:41:28 PM
Swordsmanship, I do prefer archery but I just see swordsmanship being more useful.

Black or white?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 01:43:26 AM
Black, i do like the darkness!

Fight or flight?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 01:46:07 AM
Ready... FIGHT!

Liu Kang or Scorpion?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 01:58:51 AM
Scorpion!

MK 3 or MK 9?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:04:04 AM
MK 2! :P

Hodor or Hodor?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 02:17:35 AM
Hmm, that's a hard one, I really can't decide. I really like Hodor, but I gues Hodor comes at a very close second.

Sand or Snow?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:24:34 AM
Snow, it usually melts.

Cardassians? or Kardashians?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 03, 2014, 07:49:25 AM
Cardassians - I've not seen Star Trek really, but I'd take anything over the Kardashians.

Orange or apple juice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 09:40:47 AM
Orange, as long as it's with pulp and freshly squeezed.

Kiwi or Passionfruit?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 03, 2014, 02:55:05 PM
Kiwi :)

Tea or Tea? (Think carefully)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 09:34:59 PM
eeeer....the second Tea?

Zombies apocalypse or alien invasion?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 10:25:04 PM
Zombie apocalypse, it'd be easier for aliens to kill us than zombies. It also depends on what type of zombies. (Also, I think what Jubal was meaning is Tea (the beverage) and Tea (Mother of Dragons).

Too many fingers or not enough?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 03, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Too many, I think.

(And actually I was just messing with you all, there was no specific meaning to either tea :P )

Pangolins or Anteaters?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on July 04, 2014, 03:34:29 AM
PC, but i would need to buy a decent computer to run the games i want so for now i stick with consoles as they are cheaper and run games alot better than my laptop can even run mount and blade. PC master race is the way forward though, i just dont have the brain to work out pc stuff or the money to buy a good computer.

TV series or films?

Cheaper, you say?

http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/62ywkL
or US:
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/62ywkL

Too complicated, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Js2A1qdB8&feature=kp

Quote from: The Khan

Dogs, they're easier to play with


What are you talking about? My little kitty is way easier to play with then any dog I've ever met, and loves it a lot more as well

(oh and he's also a lot cuter)


And, to stay on topic..

I.. I.. can't choose. They're both so cute.

Panda or Red Panda?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 03:50:49 AM
Panda cuz it's larger and looks more cuddly.

I would have no idea how to deal with any of those components you linked. And putting them together would cause me to break many many things. Price wise a ps4 isn't much more than the total of your two links, I'd pay more for it being already put together. I destroy anything i touch.

Football or Rugby?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: SaidaiSloth on July 04, 2014, 05:14:03 AM
Football. Assuming you're talking about soccer.



Cola or Root Beer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 04, 2014, 06:57:59 AM
Cola.

Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 08:18:18 AM
Already had this one recently. :P Coca Cola, but I still don't mind Pepsi all that much.

Red or Blue?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 08:59:20 PM
Blue.

Lion or Tiger?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2014, 05:20:53 AM
Lion

Curtains or blinds?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2014, 11:59:54 AM
Curtains.


Blinding or thumbscrewing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 05, 2014, 12:55:58 PM
Both those things sound rapey?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 05, 2014, 07:05:01 PM
They're actually both just tortures/ways to maim someone...

Anyway, since there was no question in your post, I'll do another.

Patrick Rothfuss or Brian Jacques?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 06, 2014, 04:09:31 AM
Brian Jacques

A way to die or no way to live? :o
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 06, 2014, 01:59:37 PM
A way to die.

An easy but dull life or a rough but exciting life?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 06, 2014, 03:09:49 PM
Rough and exciting, no but about it. :)

Most intelligent person in the world or the most creative and artistic?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 06, 2014, 06:54:41 PM
Most intelligent.

Evil or good!?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 07, 2014, 04:11:29 AM
Hmm, I'd say good is I'm talking about myself, but in games I always like to play the bad guy. ;)

Awesome beard or no beard at all?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 07, 2014, 05:23:17 PM
Awesome beard. The clue is in the word "Awesome".

 Gandalf beard :gandalfgrey: or Aragorn beard :aragorn: ?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 06:42:40 PM
Currently, Aragorn beard. When I get to retirement age/go grey haired, Gandalf beard  ;D

Jazz or Funk?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:07:47 AM
Funk, I like the beat more. :)

Left hand side of the keyboard or the right hand side?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 02:51:22 PM
Right side.

Left mouse button or right mouse button?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:23:38 PM
Left, the right side annoys me so much, I just keep on accidentally pressing it. It's the reason why I always run out of grenades when playing games.

Mouse wheel up or mouse wheel down?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 09, 2014, 01:14:15 PM
Mouse wheel down, it's just easier.

The letter G, M or D?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 04:54:14 PM
D.

C or G?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 09, 2014, 09:56:22 PM
Both.

All or nothing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 11:48:34 PM
Nothing, because I don't know what "all" would include.

Left eye wink or right eye wink?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2014, 03:57:39 AM
Left, fo sho.

Rick James or MC Hammer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 10, 2014, 08:27:11 AM
MC Hammer, I think.

Portal gun or gravity gun?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 02:01:34 PM
Portal gun, love to be lazy.

Portal 2 or Half life 2?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2014, 02:07:31 PM
I read all that as Portugal gun. ;D

Half Life 2.

Jamie Hyneman or Adam Savage?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:24:56 PM
No idea so I'll say Hyneman.

Portugal gun or Portal Gun?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:48:52 AM
Portugal gun, I'm guessing it had the power to make whole countries spontaneously combust?

Mutant monsters or Aliens?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 11, 2014, 04:24:38 PM
No idea so I'll say Hyneman.
Mythbusters.

Mutant monsters or Aliens?
(http://www.picturesnew.com/media/images/aliens-meme-image.jpeg)

Indrid Cold or Mothman?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 11, 2014, 11:57:33 PM
Mothman.

Toadstools, or the mighty mushroom of Mundifron?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2014, 03:01:10 AM
The mighty mushroom of Mundifron. It just sounds much more mighty.

Apocalypse or Post-apocalypse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 12, 2014, 12:39:17 PM
Apocalypse.

Apocalypto or Braveheart?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2014, 02:22:16 PM
Braveheart. ;D

Survive a nuclear fallout or die before? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 12, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
Survival is always the way!

Answer this question or go outside?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:14:31 PM
I went outside first :P

Mice or touchpads?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 12, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Mice.

Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on July 12, 2014, 07:32:02 PM
Not sure who the 1st one is so I'll go with Watson.
Sardines or anchovies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 11:38:49 PM
Always anchovies.

Ziggurat or Pyramid?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 12:25:31 AM
Ziggurat, death to the Pyramid!!

Sandwiches or Paper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 13, 2014, 12:32:34 AM
Sandwiches.

Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 03:56:49 AM
Scarlett Johansson, I think. :P

No Exilian or no Internet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
No internet. Exilian is capable of re-inventing the internet.  :P

Red or Black?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:40:44 AM
Red. Black isn't a colour.

Pink or light red? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:48:44 AM
Pink, if you're going to do a thing do it properly dammit.

Egypt or Greece?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:21:28 PM
Greece, I just find the history much more interesting.

Have nails nailed in all of the joints in all of your fingers or have Starry Night (http://uploads2.wikiart.org/images/vincent-van-gogh/the-starry-night-1889(1).jpg) carved into your back?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:08:59 PM
The latter.

Printers or scanners?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:17:38 AM
Printers. Otherwise I'd have to either play piano off of a computer screen or try and find the hard copy original sheet music whenever I want to learn a song.

Short run (1km) or long walk (10km)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:26:36 PM
Short run as it be over faster.

Wise duck elders who impart unlimited knowledge or cute ducklings?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:30:16 PM
Wise duck elders, with unlimited knowledge comes unlimited ducklings.

Super powerful duckling or super cute duckling?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on July 21, 2014, 02:13:23 PM
Super powerful duckling would still be cute enough because its a duckling.

A talking duck or a talking spoon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2014, 04:59:32 PM
A talking duck! Every time.

Mallard ducks or Farmyard ducks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:21:42 PM
Mallards :)

Pochard ducks or Eider ducks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:45:08 AM
Eider

Duck or duck (V)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2014, 12:20:26 PM
Goose! :P

Byzantines or Sicilians?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on July 30, 2014, 08:17:57 PM
Byzantines.

A talking spoon or a talking fork?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 31, 2014, 01:24:21 AM
Spoon. Obviously.

Spoons or bones?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on August 01, 2014, 12:06:41 AM
Sp00000000000000ns

A Spork or a Knork.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on August 04, 2014, 09:21:12 PM
A Spork.

Spork or pork?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:28:16 PM
Spork.

Spork or Spock?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 05:17:35 PM
Spock. While he is not cutlery, he would provide interesting scientific conversation, and also give us FTL travel.

Spork or cork?
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Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 11:37:29 PM
Spork! Spork! Spork! All hail the spork!

Spork or sport?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 09:42:18 AM
Hmm, spork I suppose.

Spork or Fnife(Knork) or Spnife(Knoon)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2014, 09:55:15 AM
Spoooooooooooork!

Beetles or bugs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 11:29:12 AM
Hmm, bugs, beetles creep me out.

Bats or bats? (I feel that this one had been said already)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2014, 11:44:36 AM
Bats, obviously. Duh.

Centipedes or Millipedes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 12:12:21 PM
Centipedes, I just prefer centimeters or millimeters, so much more useful.

Oven or microwave?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2014, 11:25:46 PM
Oven. Can't make good garlic bread in a microwave.

Cake or Cheese?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2014, 06:55:01 AM
Cake, although if cheese cake were an option...

Meat Pie or Sausage Roll?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2014, 01:02:38 PM
Meat pie.

Hamburg or hotdog?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2014, 03:15:09 PM
Hotdog

Cheese scone or fruit scone?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2014, 04:26:06 PM
Fruit. And texting. Texting and scones.

Cookies (http://media.philly.com/images/chocolate-chip-cookie-app-600.jpg) (American) or chips (http://healthfitnessrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pile-of-chips-cc90d7e1d517f8507a2620c5dc29e8cee4007379-s6-c30.jpg) (American)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on October 23, 2014, 04:47:04 PM
Cookies. They share a name with our English cookies :P

Cookies or chips (English)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2014, 04:58:02 PM
I thought they were biscuits?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Glaurung on October 23, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
I thought they were biscuits?
In the UK "cookie" means a specific type of sweet baked product, roughly round and fairly flat, often 3-4 inches across and a bit under half an inch thick. If the consistency is right, they're slightly hard on the surface, and softer inside. They often contain things like chocolate chips, bits of fruit, or other flavourings. I think these are called cookies in the US as well. "Biscuit" over here would usually refer to something smaller and crisper than a cookie.

On the Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie), the photo at the top shows a British cookie; the middle two photos show things that we would call biscuits.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2014, 08:16:34 PM
:o
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 04:27:32 PM
Cookies or Wookiees?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 04:43:30 PM
Chewbacca.

Hoth or Tatooine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 05:04:22 PM
Hoth.

Jawas or Ewoks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on October 26, 2014, 06:38:06 PM
Jawas, as a Jew I feel some sort of kinship with them.

Tickld or Reddit?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 07:47:12 PM
Reddit.

Mybook or Facespace?
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Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
Mybook. Books are good, and my face isn't.

Anna Komnene's Alexiad or John Kinnamos' Deeds of Manuel Komnenos?
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Post by: comrade_general on October 30, 2014, 03:48:03 PM
Alexiad?

Iliad or Odyssey?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 01, 2014, 03:12:44 PM
Iliad.

Plato or Aristotle?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on November 03, 2014, 09:00:35 PM
Aristotle? Maybe...

Descartes or Kant?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 03, 2014, 09:50:19 PM
I just Kant decide.  :P

Hesiod or Homer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2014, 09:30:49 AM
Homer, that is, if you're talking about Homer Simpson.

Bouncy ball or bouncy square?
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Post by: Othko97 on November 11, 2014, 02:13:41 PM
Bouncy Ball, much more fun.

Möbius strip or Klein Bottle?
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2014, 10:42:58 PM
Klein Bottle, I like bottles.

Annoying and painful truth or awesome and fun lie?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 10:42:22 PM
Annoying and painful truth, if the awesome is a lie it's just disappointing when you find out.

Awesome and fun truth or annoying and painful lie?
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Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 02:11:13 PM
Awesome and fun truth :P

Pinecones or pasta?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:10:25 PM
For eating? Pasta.

Peanuts or Portugal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 03:16:02 PM
Portugal.

Pizza eating weasels, or the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:18:31 PM
The Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron, pizza eating weasels like banning people :P

Walnuts or Wales?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 19, 2014, 08:23:40 PM


Tree or leaf?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 22, 2014, 08:28:11 AM
Leaf, we don't need trees! They can all get turned into paper for all I care!

Eggs or Chickens?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 10:02:39 AM
Eggs. No eggs would mean no reproduction of anything that's too big to divide by binary fission, no chickens would just mean no chickens.


A question, or no question?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 01:02:02 PM
No question.

Wear roller skates for the rest of your life or only get use of your legs for 2 hours a day.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 02:25:46 PM
Depends; if it's 2 hours that can be used up piecemeal as I wish, that. If it's a 2 hour block and I can't walk at any other time, the skates.

Leaf or needle?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 02:57:02 PM
It would be 2 hours consecutively.

Leaf.

Lewis and Clark or Grigory Shelikhov?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2014, 02:37:11 AM
Shelikov.

Red and green or gold and silver?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 04:43:09 AM
Red and Green, although neither of them I particularly like, a green and red colour scheme is much more creative.

Space or no space?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 03, 2015, 12:32:16 PM
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Somalia or Syria?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on January 08, 2015, 06:26:46 PM
Somalia where i would reform their piracy into more of a roleplaying type.

Beef or lamb?
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 09:57:18 PM
Lamb. But its close.

Turkey or chicken.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2015, 11:52:44 PM
Chicken.

Chorizo or ham?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2015, 06:20:53 PM
Ham.

Bacon or bacon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 16, 2015, 09:58:20 PM
Bacon. It deserves a capital B.

Constantine or Caesar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2015, 10:16:48 PM
Caesar salad.

Napoleon or Hannibal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 16, 2015, 10:43:25 PM
Hannibal (not a hard one) :P

Honey or marmalade?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2015, 11:49:50 PM
Honey.

Marmite or vomit? (tough one)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2015, 03:51:34 PM
Marmite. I don't love it, but meh, it's edible.

Plums or clementines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 10:51:10 PM
Plums, never had a clementine.

Scotch or Bourbon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 10:58:40 PM
Scotch.

Moniack or Lindisfarne?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:00:35 PM
Never had Moniack, so Lindisfarne I guess. Where do you find these fine purveyors of mead?

Mead or Whisky?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:20:52 PM
Cambridge wine merchants - though the best way to get it is to first purchase a membership of CUSFS, wait for a mead order, and then get it at trade/bulk discount passed on at cost price.

Also mead, always mead.

Glyptodon or Armadillo?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:23:35 PM
Mead is so damn good, it's a real shame it's hard to come by up here.

Glyptodon, sounds cooler

Megatherium or Megabear?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:25:07 PM
Megatherium!

Megashark or Giant Octopus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:29:40 PM
Megashark, clearly we can hope for a film called Megasharknado.

Giant Flying Squirrel or Giant Llama?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:38:42 PM
Giant Llama, of course. Exilian forever, etc.

Pangolin or Pangolin? (think carefully)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:40:16 PM
Pangolin?

Pangolin or throne?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:41:10 PM
Pangolin :)

Lamp or lightbulb?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:44:32 PM
Lamp, it includes a bulb I assume.

Lamp sans bulb or bulb sans lamp?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:06:58 PM
Lamp sans bulb, bulbs are cheaper.

Glass or mug?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 02:20:16 PM
Already had my mug of coffee, everything else drank during the day will be from glasses.

Thanksgiving (USA) or Thanksgiving (Canada)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:23:50 PM
I'm going to surprise you and go for USA, not least because it would be churlish to go for the Canadian one given it's the wrong date for it. :P

Georgia or Armenia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 02:28:44 PM
Georgia, USA! You didn't specify. ;D

Ham or Turkey?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on November 26, 2015, 06:50:20 PM
Turkey.

Turkey or Chicken?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 07:33:07 PM
Chikin.

Bacon or bacon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2015, 12:48:53 PM
Both.

Flotsam or jetsam?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:35:58 PM
Flotsam, nobody needed to sink.

Human flotsam or human jetsam?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 04:25:56 PM
Human Jet Sam. Greatest of superheroes!

Table lamp or overhead light?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on January 24, 2016, 04:55:46 PM
Table lamp, overhead ones always seem too bright to me.

Table lamp or lava lamp?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 05:37:17 PM
Table lamp, lava lamps are pretty but not very useful.

Question or answer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Othko97 on January 25, 2016, 08:21:00 PM
Question. Questions are more important than answers.

Answer to this or answer to a different question?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2016, 10:58:38 PM
Answer to a different question, because that might tell me something useful.

White or red wine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on February 19, 2016, 11:28:35 PM
White wine. Red wine is laced with regret in my experience :P


Blue pen or black pen?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 20, 2016, 01:53:58 AM
Black.

Big Mac or Whopper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on February 21, 2016, 07:28:28 AM
Big Mac


Hysteria or Bliss?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on February 25, 2016, 02:34:16 AM
Bliss.

Be the single Genius on a plant of unintelligent people or be the single unintelligent person on a planet of geniuses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
I think probably the single genius, because on a planet of genii they'd probably have their armadillo figured out and wouldn't need help so I could do more good helping people on the giant plant of dim folk. Also I'd live on a plant apparently and that would be cool :P

Sontarans or Rutans?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2016, 04:01:59 PM
Sontar-HA!

Marriage or death?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2016, 09:33:25 PM
Marriage. More reversible, if nothing else!

Biscuit tin or cake tin?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2016, 10:08:07 PM
Cookie jar!
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2016, 11:10:50 PM
Question or question? :(
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2016, 11:13:16 PM
Question. :(


Mexican or Spanish?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on February 26, 2016, 09:10:59 AM
Mexican


Haunted or hunted?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2016, 11:17:34 AM
Haunted.

Booze or bees?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on February 26, 2016, 12:00:37 PM
Bees.
Beeches or beaches?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2016, 01:21:49 PM
Beeches.

Threes or trees?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on February 26, 2016, 02:41:37 PM
Trees.

Thrills or trills?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2016, 02:43:16 PM
Trills :)

Guitar or Sitar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:38:51 PM
Guitar

Sax or Trumpet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 12:09:03 AM
Trumpet.

Tuba or sousaphone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 12:09:39 AM
Tuba

Salmon or Trout?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 12:12:59 AM
Trout.

Large mouth bass or small mouth bass?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 12:34:53 AM
Large mouth bass, why? Bigger is better... I suppose :P

A world full of pain, or a pain full of world?! Mwahaha!
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 15, 2016, 11:41:24 PM
A pain full of world, because the world has good things in it that can make the pain better :)

Florida or Ohio?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2016, 01:22:26 AM
Ohio, the name just sounds more interesting. I don't know anything about them tough. :P

Indian Ocean or Pacific Ocean?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2016, 01:34:53 AM
Ohio, the name just sounds more interesting. I don't know anything about them tough. :P
I'm from there. (http://www.clubedogol.com/forum/images/smilies/8%20%281%29.gif)

Pacific Ocean.

Arctic or Southern Ocean?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2016, 01:52:54 AM
Southern Ocean

I'm from there... sort of. ;)

The bottom or theMariana Trench or the top of Mount Everest?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2016, 02:30:16 AM
Trench.

American southwest or Australian outback?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2016, 05:58:58 AM
If American Southwest includes Nevada, then yes, simply because of the Burning Man Festival. If not, than Australian Outback it is.

Indian or Mexican food?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2016, 11:43:02 AM
It does.

Mexican.

Chinese or Japanese?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2016, 01:03:27 PM
Chinese

Coca-Cola or Pepsi  >:D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on March 16, 2016, 02:04:59 PM
Diet Coke. Full sugar versions of soft drinks are too sweet for me (also Pepsi Max, as it's so full of sweetener) .


Chocolate digestive or chocolate chip cookie?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2016, 02:57:14 PM
COOKIE.

Raising or prune?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2016, 08:09:52 PM
It depends on what we're raising, but yeah, raising wins it for me if we're raising the roof!

Left eye or right eye?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 17, 2016, 05:39:48 PM
Left eye.

Lemsip or strepsil?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 17, 2016, 10:14:56 PM
Strepsil

Shepherds pie or cottage pie?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 17, 2016, 10:33:28 PM
Cottage pie.

Cambridge or Birmingham?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2016, 12:44:57 AM
Cambs


Wales or Ireland?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 12:47:13 AM
Wales

Norfolk or Suffolk? (Think carefully before you answer this one :P )
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2016, 12:50:58 AM
Norfolk houses one of my best boys so... :D


Nobody likes northants sooooo, Logitech or Sony? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 01:15:51 AM
Sony.

Sanyo or Sharp?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2016, 01:18:38 AM
Wrong, just wrong.


Sharp....google images swayed me.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2016, 02:43:23 AM
Bing search or Yahoo search? ;)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 11:11:43 AM
Yahoo, but only because it's not Google. :p

ExiliCon or Comicon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2016, 11:18:56 AM
ExiliCon, I'd rather visit and see all you awesome guys you've been my friends for more than 6 years than be amongst a bunch of strangers dressed in weird costumes.

Airforce or Navy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 12:11:21 PM
Speaking as someone who apocryphally may or may not be a trireme; navy :p

Food or drink?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2016, 12:15:20 PM
Hmm... that's a hard one. I'd have to say food.

Light switch up for on or light switch down for on?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 12:37:55 PM
Up.

Dinner or supper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2016, 12:43:59 PM
Dinner, but it's funny, because here in the Aus some people call it Tea. :D

The right hand side of the keyboard, or the left hand side?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 12:53:24 PM
Right hand side, has four of the letters of Jubal whereas the left has just one.

Tea or supper? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 12:54:16 PM
Dinner, but it's funny, because here in the Aus some people call it Tea. :D
That's cuz you're still limeys at heart. :)

Supper.

Orange or grape soda?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 12:59:36 PM
Grape? No idea...

Mead or wine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2016, 01:00:38 PM
Wine, not red wine though, most red wine is too bitter for me.

Breakfast for lunch or breakfast for dinner?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 01:01:43 PM
Dinner.

Root beer or Dr. Pepper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 01:24:48 PM
Never had either but root beer sounds more appetising to me.

Crackers or breadsticks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 01:29:47 PM
My god man! No orange, grape, root beer, or Dr. Pepper??

Breadsticks.

Mello Yello or Mountain Lightning?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 02:13:42 PM
Are those drinks as well? Mountain Lightning sounds fun.

Guitar or Jew's Harp?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 02:18:48 PM
Jew.

Jew Ball.

Jewball.

Jubal.

acidic or caustic?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 02:26:14 PM
Acidic.

Folk music or death metal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 09:07:59 PM
Folk metal. :)

Tangerine or nectarine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 09:14:20 PM
Tangerines, less faff.

Light or darkness?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 18, 2016, 11:03:16 PM
Darkness, feels cleaner, no?


Cthulu or Byatis?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 11:24:17 PM
Byatis, mildly more niche and somewhat less deadly :P

In or Out?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 18, 2016, 11:59:24 PM
Well both obviously.

Family Guy or American Dad?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 19, 2016, 12:00:44 AM
Family guy


buffy or angel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2016, 04:47:38 PM
Buffy I guess, no idea about any of the things I'm getting asked here :P

Iced Bun or Fridgecake?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2016, 06:20:55 PM
Some nice, iced buns.

Cinnamon roll or éclair?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2016, 06:25:44 PM
I can do this one! Eclair :)

Time or space?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 19, 2016, 07:51:32 PM
Gravity. My pet physicist says so.


Meatloaf or Bon Jovi?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2016, 07:56:09 PM
Meatloaf. The food.

AC/DC or Guns n Roses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Clockwork on March 19, 2016, 07:57:19 PM
Guns n Roses.


Glue or tippex?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2016, 08:11:41 PM
Glue. We call the other white-out.

Duct tape or WD40?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2016, 08:13:56 PM
Duct tape, because you can't built a boat out of cardboard and WD40 :P

Walls or Windows?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2016, 08:32:13 PM
Windows.

Swordsmith or armourer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Lady Grey on March 19, 2016, 08:37:41 PM
Swordsmith I think :)

Red grapes or green grapes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2016, 08:48:22 PM
Red.

Daffodils or daisies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 19, 2016, 09:23:35 PM
Daffodils :)

Pasta or rice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 12:41:57 AM
Pasta, although rice goes well with some stuff that pasta doesn't, if we're talking about the food by itself, pasta is preferred.

Fish or Chicken?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:54:34 AM
Chicken, generally.

Walnuts or Pine nuts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:33:45 AM
Walnuts. Never tried Pine nuts, but if they're anything like pine cones, then no thanks.

Briton the only person to leave the EU or Briton being the only one to remain in the EU (All other countries leave). ;D
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:34:05 AM
Us as only ones to leave - as much as I hate the fact we've left, I'd rather for the sake of the world that the rest of it stayed together.

Tankard or wine glass?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:21:02 AM
Tankard because it can hold more wine than a wine glass.

Bowl or plate?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 10:19:18 AM
Plate I think it slightly more versatile.

Allosaur or Plesiosaur?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:12:41 AM
Plesiosaur! It looks like a carnivore sea giraffe... carnivore sea giraffes are the best!

Koala or Wombat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 02, 2016, 08:01:44 AM
Wombat because it's like a womp rat and Luke used to bullseye them in his T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

Birmingham or Manchester?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2016, 11:45:56 AM
Birmingham :)

Lemons or Lemonade?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: BearKnight on August 03, 2016, 01:42:10 AM
lemonade

random wars in long periods of peace or random peace in long periods of war
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 12:40:52 PM
Random wars in long periods of peace. More peace is good.

Doctor Who Soundtrack or Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 10:13:57 AM
Bloody Pirates.

Hans Zimmer or Jerry Goldsmith?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 07:12:38 PM
Zimmer

Trumpets or Tubas?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 09:59:51 PM
Trumpet.

Clarinet or Oboe?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 10:08:41 PM
Clarinet

Spoons or Bones?
Title: Would you rather
Post by: delmetryn on November 19, 2016, 02:16:10 AM
Be given 1,000,000 dollars, for sure

Would you rather assuming both were finished
Get night game and a wii for free
or
Get project Q wiiware version and a wii for free?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 28, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
No idea.

Chaucer or Shakespeare?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 29, 2016, 04:47:29 AM
Shake.

NW or SE?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2016, 10:26:03 AM
SE

GO NORTH or ATTACK GOBLIN?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:39:36 PM
Attack that sumbitch.

Betelgeuse or Sirius?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 11:42:11 PM
Beetlejuice :D

Zaphod Beeblebrox or Ford Prefect?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:50:57 PM
Ford.

Beemer or bimmer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 11:52:08 PM
I have no idea what either is, but we'll go with beemer?

The "Would you Rather" thread or the "Word Association" thread?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:53:28 PM
(BMW motorcycle vs BMW automobile)

WA for sure.

Arizona or New Mexico?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2016, 12:11:43 AM
New Mexico :)

Principality of Antioch or Principality of Edessa?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2016, 02:01:20 AM
Antioch.

Celtiberia or Galaitia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2016, 10:35:39 AM
Celtiberia. All Iberias are great (though Caucasian Iberia is best Iberia)

Become POTUS or become the Pope?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2016, 03:22:41 PM
Prez. I'd use my power to get Britain their Empire back and then take it from them again. :)

Florin or Gilder?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2016, 04:01:09 PM
Florins, the word sounds nicer.

Trapezuntine aspers or Byzantine solidi?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2016, 04:29:16 PM
Byzantine.

Caesar or Antony?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2016, 11:56:55 PM
Caesar.

Caesar or Waldorf?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 24, 2016, 02:09:02 AM
Caesar.

Westeros or Essos?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 24, 2016, 10:31:20 AM
Essos.

Middle-earth or Numenor?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 24, 2016, 04:14:19 PM
Numenor, but long before the thing.

Elrond or Elros?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 24, 2016, 04:21:43 PM
Elrond

Elladan or Elrohir?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 24, 2016, 04:35:32 PM
Irrelevant. :P

Thanksgiving or Easter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on December 24, 2016, 07:00:25 PM
Easter. Cuz were english.

Fight one horse sized ant or 100 ant sized horses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 24, 2016, 07:13:20 PM
The 100 for sure.

Chipotle or Taco Bell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2016, 11:17:36 AM
Taco Bell, though I have no idea.

Father Christmas or Santa Claus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2016, 01:02:32 PM
Santa.

Would you rather BE Santa or Satan?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2016, 01:07:35 PM
Santa.

Tolkien or Lewis?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2016, 01:41:23 PM
JRR

Sam Gribble or Jeremiah Johnson?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2016, 01:47:02 PM
Johnson.

Lights or tinsel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 25, 2016, 01:49:57 PM
Lights.

Long or short needle?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2016, 01:53:07 PM
Long.

Trees or Stockings?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 07, 2017, 07:59:27 PM
I'd take stockings any day.

Toothache or migraine?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2017, 11:01:02 PM
Migraine, those tend to go away sooner and are more likely to be stress related whereas toothache is more likely to mean I have a hole in my tooth which would cost money to fix.

Lungs for dinner or intestines for dinner?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Glaurung on August 08, 2017, 12:16:18 AM
Intestines: they're much better at digesting things than lungs are :P

Train or coach?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on August 08, 2017, 02:32:43 AM
Train all the way!


Know when you're going to die or know how you're going to die?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 08, 2017, 10:42:20 AM
Ooh, deep one. If I know I can't avert either, I'd want to know when, I think. If I knew how, I'd be terrified of that thing for the rest of my life. If I know when, it might suck when it gets close to it but I can at least plan ahead and map out my life accordingly*.

*although it does lead to a significant issue which is that if I HAVE to die at a certain point and no later or sooner, I'd be de facto immortal until then, which might rather affect my life planning...


Blinds or curtains?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Gmd on September 18, 2017, 11:44:45 AM
(Lol I like the idea that you know when your going to die, but the date and time constantly changes from your actions. You could probably work out what kills you)

Blinds! Because I'm lazy and pulling one string is easier than 2 curtains.

Always been to hot or to cold?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 18, 2017, 12:48:03 PM
I guess too cold, though either would drive me mad.

Jasmine tea or Peppermint tea?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 18, 2018, 05:30:08 PM
Peppermint, 'cause I've never tried it...

Meet Hades or Zeus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 18, 2018, 07:30:42 PM
You've never tried peppermint tea? I thought you'd said you didn't like it at some point in the past, or was that just a dislike of peppermints as mints?

I guess Hades, so I could try and arrange some interviews with people's shades for my research work...
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 18, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
Actually I quite like mint, we have that in our garden (mentha carinthiaca), we don't have peppermint though, so my exposure to that has been limited... I might have said I don't like it as much as normal tea though, since it's pretty rare for me to find anything that I like more than normal tea, could that be it?

Cerberus or the Hydra?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 18, 2018, 08:11:22 PM
Oops, I forgot a question!

That's possible. I think sometimes you express pre-emptive dislike for things, which is fair enough but can be a little confusing at times :)

As to your next question, Cerberus, I think. Probably easier to run away from since he actually has a job to do guarding the gates of the underworld and stuff.

Kobolds or Hobgoblins?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 18, 2018, 08:48:17 PM
Kobolds, since I know more about those...

Remus Lupin or Minerva McGonagall?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2018, 01:57:52 PM
Lupin. Always one of my favourite characters.

Hippogriffs or Gryphons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2018, 03:17:34 PM
Hippogriff. Buckbeak is always a win... :)

Andals or First Men?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2018, 03:48:21 PM
Eh, I'm much of a muchness on this one, though I'll say First Men.

The more important combination beast run-off: Hippogriff or Owlbear?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2018, 06:11:00 PM
Definitely the Owlbear... :)

Stark or Martell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2018, 10:10:21 PM
Martell :)

Tully or Tyrell?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2018, 10:33:04 PM
Family. Duty. Honor.

Venice or Rome?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2018, 11:19:03 PM
Venice! :) Even if I do have a bone to pick with them about 1204.

Paris or Prague?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 28, 2018, 12:43:20 AM
Prague, I love Paris, but I've been 6 or 7 times now, and Prague (as I remember it) is less crowded...

Shepherd or Retriever?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 30, 2018, 11:43:52 PM
Shepherd :)

Pirates or Ninjas?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 31, 2018, 06:39:17 AM
Pirate :)

Dragon or Wyvern?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2018, 11:11:20 AM
Dragon!

Skeleton or Zombie?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 31, 2018, 12:04:52 PM
Skeleton

Owl or Cat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2018, 01:28:53 PM
Ooh, that's difficult. I think owl, though I love cats too.

Echidna or Platypus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 31, 2018, 02:14:30 PM
Echidna, because real life nifflers are a thing... :)

Faith of the Seven or Old Gods?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 03, 2018, 03:47:08 PM
Eh, Old Gods I guess but faith isn't really my area.

Teapot or teacup?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 03, 2018, 04:48:45 PM
Teapot, cups are too small... :)

Strawberries or blueberries?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 03, 2018, 05:07:43 PM
Strawberries, though blueberries are nice too!

Axolotls or Olms?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 03, 2018, 06:06:57 PM
Axolotl

Blanket or pillow?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 03, 2018, 07:41:23 PM
Blanket :)

Fish or Bird?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 03, 2018, 09:42:21 PM
Bird, although breathing underwater would be nice too... :)

Mountain or cave?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 04, 2018, 12:31:58 PM
Cave!

Squid or Octopus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 04, 2018, 12:56:10 PM
Squid

Piano or Organ?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2018, 07:01:56 PM
Organ, because I can live without functional pianos... :P

Earl grey or Lady grey?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 05, 2018, 10:17:56 PM
Lady Grey

Woods or Fields?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2018, 05:19:17 PM
Woods :)

Glasses or mugs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 25, 2018, 06:37:34 PM
Mugs, far better for handling hot beverages... :)

Cookies or biscuits?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2018, 10:09:30 PM
Biscuits :)

Olives or breadsticks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 25, 2018, 10:18:52 PM
Breadsticks (because I only like green olives, so I'm playing it safe...) :)

Moon or stars?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2018, 10:52:36 PM
Moon

The Man in the Moon or Father Christmas?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 25, 2018, 11:02:34 PM
Never believed in either, but as a proud Austrian, I've got to go with the Man in the Moon... :)

Fairies or pixies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2018, 11:04:34 PM
Fairies, I think...

Redcaps or boggarts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 25, 2018, 11:09:53 PM
Redcap (and Leaf) ;)

Pan or Hermes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2018, 02:28:41 PM
I like both, I think I'll go with Pan though because folk music playing goat-people sound like my kind of people to hang out with.

Frog or Newt?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 26, 2018, 02:55:42 PM
Newt Scamander is always a win... :)

Ice or snow?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 03, 2018, 11:29:40 PM
I knew you'd say that :P

Snow! All the snow :)

Snowmen or snow angels?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 04, 2018, 07:07:48 AM
Am I that predictable?

Snow angels, if I make those, they look at least remotely like they're supposed to....

Ocean or space?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 04, 2018, 11:59:18 PM
Ocean :)

Desert or moon surface?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 05, 2018, 05:03:50 AM
Desert, there's at least oxygen there, though I doubt I'd survive long in either place... :D

Morning or evening?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 05, 2018, 11:24:00 AM
Morning - I like mornings and really should make better use of them, I see far too many late evenings and I'm sick of them.

Borgio or Lucrezia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 06, 2018, 07:37:43 AM
Lucrezia

Crisps or crackers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2018, 01:02:55 PM
Crackers - more versatile.

Lemur or llama?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 06, 2018, 03:03:39 PM
Lemurs, they're basically fluff with googly eyes...

Wings or gills?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2018, 10:05:45 PM
Gills

Galagos or Bushbabies? :P
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 06, 2018, 11:05:04 PM
Same thing, but bushbaby sounds cuter...

Dream or fantasy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 08, 2018, 05:01:59 PM
Fantasy, I can't control dreams so well.

Peace and quiet or achievement and fame?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 08, 2018, 06:53:17 PM
Peace and quiet, definitely...

Italy or France?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 11:04:15 AM
Italy, I think...

Boromir or Denethor?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 11:47:12 AM
Boromir, Sean Bean is great... ;D

Face Oberyn or Arthur Dane in a duel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 12:13:59 PM
Arthur Dayne - less likely to use poison, therefore a less painful death!

Hurdy gurdy or hammered dulcimer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 12:42:55 PM
Hammered dulcimer, kind of more of a regional thing over here...

Tulips or daffodils?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 12:51:35 PM
Tulips, I think.

Rosemary or Oregano?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 01:08:19 PM
Oregano, I never build bombs without oregano, makes such a nice boom... ;D

Parchment or papyrii?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 01:53:59 PM
Papyri, more eco

Cushions or pillows?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 03:09:27 PM
Pillows, I like things I can sleep on... ;D

Grandfather clock or cuckoo clock?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2018, 04:07:22 PM
Grandfather clock, better disguise for a TARDIS :)

Speaking or listening?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 18, 2018, 04:25:31 PM
I have been told I like listening to myself speaking.... ;D

Hedwig or Crookshanks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2018, 10:56:07 PM
Hedwig, I like wols

Tyr or Ares?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM
Ares, he was the best dog in the world... :)

Padfoot or Snuffles?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:41:11 AM
Padfoot :)


Shacklebolt or Firebolt?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 12:08:14 PM
Firebolt, since the Minister for Magic can't fly and even if he could, he probably wouldn't qualify as a mode of transport... ;D

Blinds or curtains?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 02:56:19 PM
Blinds.

Carpet or hardwood?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 03:20:30 PM
Hardwood (easier to clean...)

Bread or toast?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 03:33:29 PM
Bread :)

(To be fair, we don't *know* that Kingsley Shacklebolt can't fly. I suspect one shouldn't jump on him to find out though.)

Anteaters or Alpacas?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on March 31, 2018, 04:05:55 PM
(We do, flying is a unique ability in the Potterverse, only exhibited by Snape and Voldemort [unless you argue that the Cursed Child is canon, which it isn't] and yes, my point exactly) ;)

Alpacas

Neverending Story or Momo?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:27:00 PM
Neverending Story? I don't know either, but I like the idea of neverending stories.

Cutlass or Hand Cannon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 03:21:11 AM
Cutlass... Hand Cannons remind me of guns and they are a coward's weapons...

Nightowl or Early Bird?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2018, 03:36:02 AM
I'll ask you not to call me a coward, kthnxbai.

Early owl maybe? Somewhere in between.

Early worm or second mouse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 03:45:23 AM
Definitely second mouse, I'll attribute it to myself to be around the corner waiting for another mouse to die so I can have cheese... (yes, I'm evil...) ;D

Harp or piano?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2018, 12:30:25 PM
Harp :)

Vole or shrew?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 01:55:27 PM
Vole

Chocolate or nougat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2018, 07:59:22 PM
Chocolate.

Dark or milk chocolate?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 08:19:21 PM
Milk Chocolate (although it really depends on what you do with it, I usually bake with dark chocolate, because those things are sweet enough as it is...)

Light or darkness?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 06, 2018, 09:32:01 PM
Light :)

Plants or stones?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 06, 2018, 09:44:57 PM
Plants, I'm a woods witch... :)

Left or right?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 06, 2018, 09:59:21 PM
Right.

Up or down?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 07, 2018, 06:52:28 AM
Down, I'm headed to hell... ;D

Christmas or Easter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: vulcanology on April 07, 2018, 02:23:11 PM
Christmas by far.

Same trend of thought,
Giving gifts or receiving gifts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 07, 2018, 03:01:26 PM
Giving... People get that twinkle in their eyes when they're happy and that is the best thing ever... :)

Lemons or lemonade?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 10, 2018, 08:33:18 AM
Lemons because you can use them in more things.


Would you rather have a hand made of good quality ham which regenerates fairly slowly (sustenance for you for about a day, then you have to wait 2 days) or an armpit which dispenses suncream (a medium factor, enough for you and a couple of other people every day)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 10, 2018, 10:32:31 AM
Suncream, because I'm a vegetarian with a major susceptibility to sunburn...

Would you rather be dead for a day or live forever?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 18, 2018, 08:25:37 AM
Not sure what the first one means. Do you mean like you die for one day then wake up and you have a normal length life?

Are the life lengths guaranteed, or might I still get hit by a bus / get cancer / go mad etc?

I guess I'll opt for dead for a day so that I can release a load of books about how I met god and make millions from bible belt types.

Would you rather punch a nun on the arm for no reason, causing her to be so upset she renounces her faith - and nobody knows you did it, or would you rather have everyone think that you go around punching nuns on the arm for no reason, but you dont?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 18, 2018, 11:56:40 AM
The second option, as I don't care what people think of me, as long as I know I'm doing the right thing...

Kill or be killed?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 18, 2018, 12:24:55 PM
Depends on who the other person involved in the question is. If we're assuming "random person attacking me and this is self defence" then kill, if it's "kill a random innocent person or have someone else kill you", then be killed.

Toast or cereal?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 18, 2018, 01:46:07 PM
Toast, doesn't seem too nauseating at the moment...

Blue bells or buttercups?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2018, 10:08:45 PM
Bluebells :)

Castles or Dragons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 19, 2018, 10:31:32 PM
Dragons, they make great pets... :)

Cocoa or hot chocolate?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 20, 2018, 07:31:59 PM
Are they not the same? Oh no cococa is the constituent part of all chocolate, right? So I'll go with that because it's in wispas, and wispas are nice.

Jason Vorhees or Freddy Krueger?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 20, 2018, 11:23:07 PM
(It depends actually, but in Viennese coffee culture -which, yes, is a thing - hot chocolate is made with water, while cocoa is made with milk. HC is also generally made with dark cocoa powder and cocoa with lighter one...)

Freddy Krueger (that name rings a bell...)

Flowers or trees?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 21, 2018, 10:47:09 AM
Trees. I like flowers but I've always loved trees, they're wonderful things.

To roll with the theme of my day, Armenia or Byzantium?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 02:47:59 PM
Byzantium (I know more - albeit still far too little - about that... :))

Milk rice or risotto?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 09:38:12 PM
Risotto I guess.

Android or Apple?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 21, 2018, 10:20:23 PM
Android :)

Fire or Fusion reactions?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 10:52:19 PM
Fire, I can make that myself... :)

Fire of Water?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:03:40 PM
Fire of Water? :o

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... water. :P

Dirt or Air?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 11:22:26 PM
(Oh come on, it's late over here, and my brain has been buzzing all day...)

Air, I like breathing...

Werewolf or Cards Against Humanity?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:31:41 PM
CAH. Are they both games? In any case I haven't played either but I am aware of CAH.
 
Euchre or hearts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 11:48:02 PM
Hearts, humans don't work well without them, I have been told...

Fox or Owl
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 11:51:05 PM
Owl. Rly.

Tortoise or hare?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 22, 2018, 04:48:52 AM
Tortoise.

Pencil or ruler
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 22, 2018, 12:40:21 PM
Ruler.

Rain or snow?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 22, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
Snow.

Guitar or Sitar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 22, 2018, 03:58:24 PM
Guitar.

Trombone or baritone saxophone?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2018, 02:39:44 PM
Trombone.

Would you rather that everything you eat tastes really nice, or that you don't ever have to eat at all if you don't want to
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 02:54:08 PM
Don't have to eat at all, it would be so nice if I no longer needed that stuff...

Leaves or petals?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 03:18:08 PM
Leaves.

Cutlery or silverware?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 23, 2018, 03:20:37 PM
Cutlery, doesn't blacken up with time...

Bed or couch?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 03:23:30 PM
Couch. It can be used as both.

Macinsoft or Microtosh?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 26, 2018, 12:17:57 PM
Macinsoft. If you have to ask why then you don't deserve to know.

Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse with an Axe or a Sword
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 26, 2018, 05:35:03 PM
Sword. If I am to die, I'm going to go out in style... (but I definitely wouldn't say no to a flame thrower...  ;D)

Phone or laptop?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 26, 2018, 06:25:10 PM
Phone. :( The convenience has taken me. Although I still regularly use my pc.

A nice warm lager and a packet of crisps or a frosty ale and some chips (as in crisps)?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 27, 2018, 09:45:16 PM
Augh, I dunno. Probably the ale? But it would depend a lot. I don't really drink either much.

Tortoises or Snakes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 27, 2018, 10:24:27 PM

Dinner or supper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 28, 2018, 09:10:32 AM
Supper :)


Breakfast or Second Breakfast?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 28, 2018, 10:15:55 AM
Probably more like Second Breakfast by now (seeing as I haven't had a first one...)

Ice tea or cake?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 28, 2018, 06:16:00 PM
I'll go with cake. Because it's cake and cake is awesome.

Would you rather be able to turn into a spider or a chicken

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 28, 2018, 06:47:53 PM
Spider. Even though I hate them.

Would you rather be a fungus or algae?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Glaurung on April 28, 2018, 10:00:19 PM
Fungus: algae just sit around and photosynthesise, while fungi produce this fascinating range of things, some very tasty, and some excitingly poisonous :P

Would you rather travel across space or through time?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 28, 2018, 10:44:54 PM
I have a long list of supplementary questions about how I'm travelling and how easy it is to get back again... I think I'll say through time as the novelty value seems greater, but it's a tricky one without a more detailed scenario.

World map or map of Arda?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 12:00:50 AM
World map, seems slightly more helpful in the current situation...

Charades or GuessWho?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 12:03:02 AM
Charades.

Poker or Blackjack?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 12:06:17 AM
Poker, I remember playing that once...

Jedi or Sith?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Neither but Sith I guess.

Would you rather run over Jar-Jar or 8 year old Anakin?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 12:40:59 AM
Wow, brutal much? Anakin, I guess, since JarJar gets way too much hate imo (they both do, actually) - he would have made a great sith lord, if people had not totally overreacted...

Midsummer Night's Dream or Romeo and Juliet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 01:15:57 AM
Romeo, although the other sounds really interesting I'm just unfamiliar with it.

Macbeth or Othello?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 09:08:33 AM
The Scottish Play, there's witches... ;D

Niccolo Machiavelli or John Dee?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 12:35:31 PM
Machiavelli.

Da Vinci or Tesla?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 01:16:36 PM
Da Vinci.

Thriller or crime novel?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 01:17:27 PM
Crime.

Sci-fi or fantasy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 01:28:29 PM
Same thing, just deprnds on the "furniture"... but I like magic being addressed as such, so I guess fantasy?

Detective or inspector?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 01:30:08 PM
Detective.

Sheriff or Highway Patrol?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 29, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
Sheriff, has more fun historical connotations (albeit a higher likelihood of being shot by reggae singers).

Pig or Pirate?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 03:25:49 PM
Pirate.

Army or Navy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on April 29, 2018, 04:41:24 PM
Christmas.
Chreaster or Reastmas?
Edit:

I'm not sure what just happened but it seems k was looking at the wrong page.


Navy.


Island or highland?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 04:43:11 PM
Lol Pent you're like 4 pages behind bruh.

Chreaster sounds good.

I say again, army or navy?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on April 29, 2018, 04:46:50 PM
I already edited. This is a nightmare
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 04:49:29 PM
An island with highland on it.

Marines or Air Force?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on April 29, 2018, 08:45:03 PM
Marine force in the Air.

Royal Marines or the other Marines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 09:02:41 PM
The few. The proud. The Marines.

Mexican-American War or Spanish-American War?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 09:19:15 PM
Peace.

Moonlight or starlight?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 29, 2018, 09:26:29 PM
Starlight

Leaves or petals?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 09:38:24 PM
Petals, when they fall, it always means there's spring and I like spring... :)

Whistling or singing?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 09:56:37 PM
Hey you can't just deny the choice. :(

Whistling.

Henry Ford or the Dodge brothers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 10:08:46 PM
I can, I have and I will. You just watch me. ;D

Ford.

Midnight or high noon?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on April 29, 2018, 10:21:56 PM
Noon.

Dawn or dusk?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 29, 2018, 10:39:53 PM
Dusk, more radiant colours.

Dracula or Frankenstein?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 30, 2018, 08:39:46 AM
Dracula :)

Humidifiers or dehumidifiers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 30, 2018, 09:36:55 AM
Humidifier, I have been told my instruments would technically need one...

Vikings or Vandals?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 30, 2018, 09:58:27 AM
Vandals. Great band. ;)

Would you rather have to get all your hydration via falling snow or your feet made a loud distressing shriek with every footstep you made (however lightly you trod)

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on April 30, 2018, 10:04:48 AM
Snow, I like snow... :)

Black Sea or Caspian Sea?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 03, 2018, 04:35:52 PM
Caspian - I like the whimsical name.

Would you rather that when you ran over 5 miles you then sweated exactly 1 bottle of nice red wine, or you can voluntarily break a bone to receive a gold orb the size of a hens egg

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 03, 2018, 04:46:29 PM

Struck by lightning or bitten by shark?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 03, 2018, 05:25:17 PM
Struck by lightning.

Theseus or Hippolyta?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 13, 2018, 07:35:12 AM
Theseus

Would you rather have a lego brick permanently glued to your cheek or a pea permanently stuck up one nostril?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 13, 2018, 02:41:55 PM
The lego. I think it's something I could... build on.

Raining moderately all the time or so hot that you can't stand to be outside for more than 5 minutes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 13, 2018, 02:48:43 PM
Raining moderately... I love rain, I hate sunshine and heat is the worst thing ever (I spend summers locking myself in the basement...)... Rain is the best thing ever!
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 13, 2018, 05:25:33 PM
I would rather _  because _

High five from Matt LeBlanc or hand shake from Gary Numan

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 13, 2018, 05:46:32 PM
Oups, sorry, totally forgot...

I don't know either of these gentlemen, but I feel like a handshake would be more respectful...

Mission Impossible or James Bond?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 13, 2018, 06:07:04 PM
JB

JB or Indiana Jones?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 13, 2018, 06:31:39 PM
Indy, because a) archaeologist, b) harrison ford and c) I don't like JB...

Witcher or Skyrim?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 13, 2018, 08:19:41 PM
You don't like JB? :'(

Skyrim I guess, though I've played neither.

Sigillography or numismatics?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 13, 2018, 08:56:08 PM
*rolls eyes* you know who I mean, don't pretend otherwise...

Sigillography, though I find both interesting...

Tucumé or Piramesse?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 14, 2018, 12:47:22 AM
Tucumé seems cool :)

Pizza or beer?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 14, 2018, 05:05:43 AM
Pizza, personally, I find beer awful..

Sunrise or sunset?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 14, 2018, 06:18:03 AM
Sunrise please. I am much more of a morning person.

Alexander the great or groot

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 14, 2018, 06:23:31 AM
Groot, he only has a fictional body count...

Atlantis or El Dorado?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 15, 2018, 09:45:19 AM
Atlantis

Would you rather only be able to communicate through mime or have the head of a chicken, but can speak normally?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 15, 2018, 10:21:31 AM
Mime, it'll be hilarious...

Cupcakes or doughnuts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on May 15, 2018, 02:23:15 PM
Doughnuts.

Pretzels or pop tarts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 15, 2018, 02:55:38 PM
Pop Tarts. I have a sweet tooth

would you rather be saved from a perilous situation by carlton from the fresh prince of bel air or Cameron from ferris beullers day off?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 15, 2018, 03:01:55 PM
I don't know either of these, but I guess it doesn't really matter, as I'm quite capable of saving myself... I don't need saving especially not from a man...

Suffolk Strangler or The Devil's Disciple?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 15, 2018, 03:25:40 PM
Suffolk Strangler

I don't know either of these

Carlton Banks is an intelligent yet sometimes annoying relative of Will "Fresh prince" Smith in the tv series: Fresh prince of bel air

hopeless hypochondriac Cameron Frye Was is best friend of Ferris Beuller who was unwilling to go on an adventurous day off, and despite suffering a number of calamities, had a good time

You are trapped under a log that you can not move. Unless someone helps it is likely you will starve to death. Would you rather that you were helped by carlton or Cameron?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 15, 2018, 03:35:35 PM
Do you know how much adrenaline the body produces in a moment of crisis? If I can't lift the thing, why would some guy be able to do it? Sticking with my answer from earlier on: I don't need help and there isn't any possible scenario which you can come up with in which I would need a man to save me.

Basil or oregano?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on May 16, 2018, 04:38:50 AM
Oregano :)

Rosemary or Thyme?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on May 16, 2018, 05:43:07 AM
Depends with what, but thyme is great against colds, so I'll go with that...

Parsley or sage?
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Post by: Tusky on May 25, 2018, 03:37:04 PM
I use Parsley in more of my recipes, I choose that.

Would you rather have a small invisible ghost can bring you your favourite beverage 5 times a day, (but that's all it can do) or the ability to create the best crème brûlée on earth
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 25, 2018, 04:40:51 PM
Tiny ghost. Tiny ghosts are cute... :)

Written or spoken?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 12:44:17 PM
Written.

Hamster or parakeet?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 05, 2018, 01:35:20 PM
Hamster

Epigraphy or Palaiography?
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Post by: Jubal on June 05, 2018, 02:45:22 PM
Palaeography, because the inscriptions will probably last longer so you may as well get the palaeography done while you still can!

Red or Yellow?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 05, 2018, 08:46:10 PM
Red, even though I'll always prefer blue...

Candle or lantern?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 09:12:02 PM
Lantern as in flashlight? I'll go with that.

Would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?
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Post by: Tusky on June 05, 2018, 09:17:32 PM
I'd jump everywhere. Seems to be alright for tigger

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere one way and you can't take anything with you (including the clothes you are wearing); or float, but you can go no faster than 1 mile an hour
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 09:59:25 PM
Nude teleportation.

Would you rather have to live in a forest with as many conveniences as you want just no permanent buildings, or inside a building that has plants and trees but you can't ever go outside?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 05, 2018, 10:14:41 PM
I'm a witch, I'll take the forest, thank you ;D

City or countryside?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 05, 2018, 10:46:09 PM
Countryside x9001

Mountain cabin or beach house?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 06, 2018, 06:39:14 AM
Depends on where the beach house is, but most likely mountain cabin...

Desk or table?
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Post by: Jubal on June 06, 2018, 10:43:56 AM
Desk, because it has a flat surface I can put my laptop or my food plate on AND it has drawers. It's like a table with pockets!

Earl Grey or Green tea?
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Post by: Tusky on June 06, 2018, 11:11:53 AM
Earl Grey - hands down

Would you rather have a balloon for a head or custard pies for hands
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 01:02:43 PM
Balloon head.

Have a cone head or be mute?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 06, 2018, 01:23:27 PM
Probably be mute, might save me from all those situations my tongue gets me into when she runs away with me and my brainfilter is too slow to catch up... :/

Palace or Castle
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 01:35:17 PM
Palace. Seems like it'd be more clean and fancy.

Live in 3001 or 1003?
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Post by: Jubal on June 06, 2018, 01:43:49 PM
3001, I don't want to be a peasant farm worker and die young :/

Budgies or lovebirds?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 01:47:43 PM
Maybe by 3001 we've reverted to feudalism again lol

Budgies!

Live in the Persian Empire or Imperial China?
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Post by: Tusky on June 06, 2018, 03:03:16 PM
Persian Empire I think

Would you rather have someone write a famous poem about you or novel
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Post by: comrade_general on June 06, 2018, 03:12:25 PM
Novel. That's a novel idea.

Be a cow or a chicken?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 06, 2018, 03:54:31 PM
Got called a cow once, never been accused of being a chicken... ;)

Old or young?
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Post by: Tusky on June 09, 2018, 09:14:44 AM
Do you mean: What age would you rather your antiques be? Old.

Would you rather people keep coming up to you and asking a question you don't know the answer to, or that you can't explain the answer to.
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 09, 2018, 10:09:08 AM
I mean, the first one keeps happening and I'm dealing quite well with it...

Be able to stay in bed forever without any consequences, or never feel tired or have to sleep?
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Post by: Jubal on June 09, 2018, 10:24:46 AM
If literally no consequences - including that the ageing process stops while I'm in bed - then the former, immortalise sounds nice. If just no social consequences, then the latter.

Would you rather get all your choices from "Would you rather" come true, or the ability to conjure up any noun you've ever played in Word Association? :)
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 09, 2018, 10:56:14 AM
(Wow, really? Immortality?)

The noun, cause I'm pretty sure that so far  I have mentioned dragons a couple of times... :)

Would you rather be allergic to sunlight or never be able to hug a cat ever again?
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Post by: Jubal on June 09, 2018, 11:28:37 AM
(I wasn't being serious - I think I'm feeling overly fretful about mortality recently for a variety of reasons and overcompensating!)

That's difficult, but probably the cat thing, since other fluffles exist and becoming a ferret aficionado seems less of a problem than becoming wholly nocturnal...
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Post by: Tusky on June 12, 2018, 09:16:41 AM
I would rather choose the absence of a question, since the other absence of a question might be considered to be nothingness - which as we have learned from the never ending story can be very dangerous

Would you rather be called Mary and have a small lamb with white fur follow you everywhere so insistently that you kept tripping over it or a relentlessly altruistic sheep with black fur that was constantly forcing your parents and neighbours to accept a bag filled with it's wool?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 09:24:31 AM
I have a soft spot for black sheep (being one myself), so I'll go with that...

Fox or tortoise?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2018, 01:30:02 PM
Eff oh ex.

Hound or turtle?
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Post by: Tusky on June 12, 2018, 03:16:11 PM
Turtle!

Spades or Pick axes
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 07:25:49 PM
Spade, blunt force trauma makes for less of a mess than a pickaxe...

Painful truth or beautiful lie?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2018, 07:46:22 PM
Painful truth.

Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 08:12:30 PM
The real question is "what team is it?", because if it's anythinh like the ones I'm in atm, it doesn't matter who's best, who's worst and whether or not we're winning. What matters is the team, being a team. :)

Ignorance or bliss?
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Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2018, 10:57:02 PM
Um, bliss, bliss sounds quite nice and I can't see much upside to ignorance?

Wolverines or Hog Badgers?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 12, 2018, 11:06:06 PM
Wolverine! I love the X-Men... ;D

X-Men or Avengers?
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Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2018, 11:16:07 PM
Uh... X Men? I guess? I honestly don't know enough about either superhero team, but the X-Men seem pretty cool, and more like they have actual team dynamics/plots which I like whereas the Avengers are more "let's stick a bunch of separate superheroes together because that sounds cool".

A hero team mashup of fantasy heroes: Gandalf, Arya Stark, Kvothe, Archmage Ged, and Puddleglum
Or one of sci-fi heroes: the 13th Doctor, Captain Picard, Luke Skywalker, River Tam, and Marvin
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 13, 2018, 06:42:38 AM
Just because I'd like to meet Luke (and also finally get new WHO episodes), I'll go with option b... :)

Wolf in sheepskin or sheep in a wolfspelt?
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Post by: Tusky on June 13, 2018, 12:42:53 PM
 awwwww, that's adorable. definitely sheep in a wolfspelt.

Would you rather run  a high class bureau de change, or a two-bit Punch and Judy show on the seafront at Margate
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 13, 2018, 12:58:31 PM
I don't know what either of those are, but I heard "seafront" and I like the sea...

Orthodoxy or Catholicism?
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Post by: Tusky on June 22, 2018, 10:02:48 AM
Well if an option was neither I would go for that. I'll pick catholicism because many of their churches are pretty baroque and gothy looking.

Would you rather be a bit part in Oliver twist or the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
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Post by: Jubal on June 22, 2018, 11:55:10 AM
Oliver Twist - my accent might be rather out of place in Huckleberry Finn!

Cleric or Bard?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 22, 2018, 12:47:13 PM
Hhehehe please sir can I have some more xD

Cleric. They can shoot fire lol

Old York or New York?
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Post by: Jubal on June 22, 2018, 01:05:38 PM
Old York, definitely. It's a really nice city :)

Boston, England, or Boston, MA?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 22, 2018, 01:15:49 PM
England... I'm not ever going to America, if I can help it.

King Lear or Macbeth?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 22, 2018, 02:57:44 PM
Awww :'(

Macbeth

Carl or Lenny?
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Post by: Tusky on June 22, 2018, 04:19:54 PM
Carl I think would have a less annoying voice over time

Would you rather have your face permanently pained with bad clown make up, or every time you coughed a small spider flies out of your mouth
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Post by: Jubal on June 22, 2018, 04:58:38 PM
The second one - I don't have much problem with spiders, and I had a childhood phobia of skin markings and signs on me which, whilst no longer a phobia, still makes my skin crawl a bit at the thought of face paint.

Kakheti or Hereti?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 22, 2018, 08:44:15 PM
Hereti? I know nothing about either, but Heretia seems to have a bigger sort of pond, and I like water... :)

Death by fire or death by freezing?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 22, 2018, 11:24:16 PM
Fire. It's over more quickly.

Be a potato or a cucumber?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 07:02:21 AM
Potato, I love potatoes!!! :)

Thessaloniki or Constatinople?
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Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2018, 12:08:12 PM
Thessaloniki, I have a personal loyalty to that city :)

Salzburg or Vienna?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 12:13:55 PM
Salzburg, spent most of my childhood summers there, more mountainy, more foresty and more dreamy than Vienna... :)

Grimm or Hauff?
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Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2018, 01:51:25 PM
Hauff, mostly because I know less about him and he sounds interesting.

Dawn's Beauty or The Land of Stone?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 01:59:46 PM
Dawn's Beauty... Elder Scrolls is the best and Lorcan is definitely not the worst deity in those games... :)

Dawnstar or Falkreath?
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Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2018, 02:04:55 PM
Falkreath, it seems smaller and has trees and I like trees.


Chain lightning or Fireball?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 02:24:51 PM
Fireball, I like playing with fire... :)


Conjuration or Illusion?
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Post by: Tusky on June 23, 2018, 02:34:13 PM
Conjuration I think is more the honest

Rock or Roll
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Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2018, 03:31:41 PM
Roll. You can eat rolls. You can't eat rocks.

Paladin or Rogue?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 05:32:55 PM
You can't eat rocks.

(Well, maybe you can't,  but I can certainly think of some people who can... :))

Paladin... (I don't think I need to explain this)

Sorcerer or Druid?
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Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2018, 06:21:45 PM
Druid, I like trees :)


Willow trees or Birch trees?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 23, 2018, 06:31:08 PM
Willows, they make good nature tents... :)

Cypress or Cedar?
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Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 05:13:15 PM
Cypress :)

Ebony or Mahogany?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 26, 2018, 06:12:34 PM
Ebony. I've never heard of Mahogany Armour, have you? :P

Alder or Elder?
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Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 06:16:01 PM
Alder, it's a wetland tree so it's a bit of home for me :)

Chalk or Clay?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 26, 2018, 06:30:18 PM
Chalk, us wolves use that thing all the time... ;D

Snow or Rain?
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Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 06:32:17 PM
Snow :) Though both are nice and necessary at their own time.

Shells or scales?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 26, 2018, 06:35:09 PM
Scales, I've always been more of a fish than a clam... ;D

Fur of feathers?
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Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2018, 07:56:17 PM
Both! But I think fur if forced to choose, sticking with my mammalian roots.

Ducks or geese?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 12:05:10 AM
Geese, I wanted to be the Goose Girl when I was little... :)

Birds or Fish?
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Post by: Tusky on June 27, 2018, 08:33:25 AM
Fish!

Carrot or Stick?
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Post by: Jubal on June 27, 2018, 09:17:45 AM
Carrot! You can't eat sticks.

Bed or shower?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 11:06:23 AM
Showers are always good... The rain ones are the best though... :)

Cyril or Methodius?
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Post by: Jubal on June 27, 2018, 11:23:51 AM
Methodius :)

Earth or Sky?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 11:40:03 AM
I mean, I see myself as a mountain, with my feet firmly on the ground and my head in the clouds and impossible to topple, but if I had to choose one, I'd say the sky... :)

East or West?
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Post by: Jubal on June 27, 2018, 03:01:57 PM
East, I seem to keep heading that way...

The Rat-demon Agalba'thauth, or a suspicious looking jar of something that smells like cheese?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 03:47:43 PM
The Rat-demon, just because you keep bringing him into this and I'd like an explanation...

Insanity or dullness?
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Post by: Tusky on June 27, 2018, 04:34:41 PM
That's a good one. I'll choose dullness because properly losing ones mind is a scary thing

Would you rather have access to Narnia or be able to turn into a Griffon
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 05:30:59 PM
Turn into a Griffon! Wings for flying, and a sharp beak and razor claws for ripping apart the flesh of my enemies... :) What could be better?

Apples or Oranges?
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Post by: Jubal on June 27, 2018, 05:41:08 PM
Apples, Oranges are often hard to get the pith off.

Starlight or Lamplight?
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 27, 2018, 08:04:19 PM
Starlight. I don't know wheter it's the poet inside me, who believes that it's more romantic, or the cat whose currently thinking about picturesque walks over rooftops and sitting beside a chimney top, looking up at the night sky... Or maybe I jusg like stars... They're twinkly... :)

Water with or without sparkles?
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Post by: Tusky on June 28, 2018, 11:16:02 AM
I'll choose: without, because I spend time underwater as a hobby so don't want my vision impaired with sparkly-ness

Manga or Marvel

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Post by: Caradìlis on June 28, 2018, 12:18:24 PM
Marvel, big Fan, right here... :)

Order or Chaos?
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Post by: comrade_general on June 28, 2018, 01:57:31 PM
Order for myself, chaos for everything else. :P

Curly or Shemp?
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Post by: Tusky on July 03, 2018, 11:57:13 AM
Curly (had to do a web search)

Would you rather win a reality TV show, or win a nobel prize but then have it stripped from you because you are wrongfully accused of bullying a swan

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Post by: Caradìlis on July 03, 2018, 01:51:44 PM
The second, I'd never EVER take part in a reality TV-show. I wouldn't want to be seen dead in one...

Dance on the Moon or fly close to the sun?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2018, 02:18:39 PM
Dance with the devil in the pale earthlight.

Be caught outside in a snowstorm or inside a populated mall - in each circumstance only in your skivvies.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on July 03, 2018, 02:33:24 PM
Snowstorm, I don't like being around humans under any circumstances...

Bus or train?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2018, 03:04:50 PM
I like trains.

Be Voldemort or Vader?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 03, 2018, 09:22:31 PM
Hmmm... Vader, better character arc there...

Dolores Umbridge or Joffrey Baratheon
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Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2018, 09:31:39 PM
Dolores. Nobody wants to be Joffrey.

Spock or Data?
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Post by: Tusky on July 03, 2018, 10:19:20 PM
My head says Data, but my heart says Spock. So Spock. yeah, Spock. He's much more cool.

Would you rather have a load of money* but you have to permanently move to Chile** (and never leave) - or you can do what you want, but you can never earn more than a low income***

* Like, 3 million USD, 2 million GBP / EUR
**Unless you are from Chile, in which case: South Korea
*** like 12k USD, 9k GBP / EUR per year****
**** These conversions are rough guesses by the way
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 04, 2018, 07:00:30 AM
The second, I like doing whatever I want... :)

Ancient church or old castle?
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Post by: Tusky on July 07, 2018, 07:34:43 AM
Definitely old castle

Theater or  movies?
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Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2018, 08:06:28 AM
Theatre, I've enjoyed the plays I've seen in the last few months more than most of the films...

Wasps or mosquitoes?
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Post by: La Ciguapa on July 07, 2018, 10:43:00 AM
Mosquitoes, wasps are pure evil.

Greek or Roman history?
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Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2018, 12:01:12 PM
Mosquitoes, wasps are pure evil.
I dunno - mosquito bites hurt less but I get a LOT more of them.


Greek History, always Greek.

*shakes angry Punic fist at the Romans*
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Post by: Tusky on July 12, 2018, 08:34:11 AM
I would rather angry Punic fist

Would you rather have a bunch of flowers for hair or feathers
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Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2018, 04:51:48 PM
Feathers :) Flowers might be kinda cool though, I think it may depend on the feather colour and flower species I was allowed.

Would you rather graphs or spreadsheets?
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Post by: Tusky on July 18, 2018, 03:51:10 PM
Depends on what they're needed for... but usually spreadsheets.

Would you rather have a brilliant soundtrack that accompanied your life that only you could hear (you can turn it on or off), or your favourite musician writes a famous song dedicated to you.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on July 18, 2018, 10:25:53 PM
The soundtrack... Hearing the Imperial March every time I'd enter a room would be awesome, even if only I could hear it... :) Although, I could name you a couple of songs about me... ;)

Arthur or Merlin?
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Post by: Jubal on July 18, 2018, 11:38:17 PM
Merlin :) (A shock, I'm sure)

Easter Island or St Helena?
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 19, 2018, 09:34:02 AM
St. Helena - there's a really old Napoleon-obsession hiding behind that... :)

Morgana or Guinevere?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2018, 01:39:20 PM
Guinevere.

Cherokee or Iroquois?
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Post by: La Ciguapa on July 19, 2018, 05:19:15 PM
Iroquois. They were the large tribe in my area if I remember my history correctly. *edit: Were they a large group of tribes? I really should go back and learn more about native history because I'm sure what our curriculum did teach us was incredibly biased

Westworld or Shogunworld
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Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2018, 05:52:40 PM
Yes I believe they were a confederacy of tribes.

Westworld.

Sioux or Apache?
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Post by: Jubal on July 19, 2018, 10:05:22 PM
Sioux


Aztec or Inca?
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Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2018, 10:30:31 PM
Aztec.

Mayan or Olmec?
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Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2018, 11:39:06 PM
Olmec!

Nazca or Toltec?
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Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2018, 02:04:32 PM
Toltec

Would you rather have a teaspoon permanently glued to one eyelid or a clowns nose instead of the little finger on your non writing hand
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 10, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
I guess the nose? Both would be horrible.

Stressful excitement or relaxed boredom?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 10, 2018, 04:11:38 PM
Stressful excitement, always. My brain needs stimulation...

Arctic or tropic weather?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 10, 2018, 09:49:10 PM
Tropic.

Stranded in the middle of the desert or middle of the ocean?
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Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2018, 11:01:51 PM
Ocean.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 10, 2018, 11:06:22 PM
The little ones. Those legs would be like mechanical pencil graphite.

Sealed underground or trapped in space?
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Post by: Tusky on August 22, 2018, 10:37:35 AM
I think trapped in space. Might have a better view.

Would you rather own half a square km of land in the middle of the Atacama desert or once a day for 2 minutes you can turn into a chicken
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Post by: Jubal on August 22, 2018, 10:51:19 AM
CHICKEN POWER

Constantly mildly painful heart, stomach, and intestines, incurably, or painlessly lose a limb of your choice?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on August 22, 2018, 05:40:49 PM
Since I've already seen what the other stuff looks like, I'll go for the second option... Does my left little toe count? It currently hurts in my shoe, so I'd love to be rid...

Have a sword or a spear?
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Post by: Jubal on August 25, 2018, 09:56:54 AM
I'm fairly sure that's a digit not a limb - sorry!

I'd like to own a sword - I might rather fight with a spear, but I'd rather have the sword, they're a lot cooler.

Hand cannon or arbalest?
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Post by: Tusky on August 25, 2018, 12:23:55 PM
Big fan of the arbalest and any crossbow related thing.

Grylls or Mears
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Post by: comrade_general on August 25, 2018, 06:58:53 PM
Mears. No contest.

Stroud or Thoreau?
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Post by: Tusky on August 30, 2018, 02:35:46 PM
Stroud

Belgian bun or Crème caramel
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 30, 2018, 02:58:03 PM
Crème Caramel

Quiche or pie?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 30, 2018, 03:09:00 PM
Quiche.

Berry pie or apple pie?
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Post by: beebug_nic on August 30, 2018, 05:16:39 PM
Apple pie - with plenty of cinnamon :-)

Summer or winter?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 30, 2018, 07:30:16 PM
Winter! Jumpers, fluffy socks, cocoa, cookies, snow, moooore cinnamon and above all: NO HEAT!!!

blueberries or plums?
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Post by: comrade_general on August 31, 2018, 12:55:50 AM
Plums.

Pears or pineapple?
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Post by: Caradìlis on August 31, 2018, 06:28:10 AM
Pinapple...

Fruit or vegetables?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on August 31, 2018, 09:33:50 PM
Fruit, I think.

Bloop or bleep?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on August 31, 2018, 09:58:37 PM
Bleep.

Beep or boop?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on September 01, 2018, 04:57:47 AM
Beep.

R2D2 or C3PO?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 01, 2018, 10:06:58 AM
R2D2 :)

Depression or anxiety?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on September 01, 2018, 10:34:23 AM
Depression, because in my case anxiety leads to not eating, and I'd rather write and sing about jumping out of the window than starve myself...

Lose your left arm or your right leg?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 01, 2018, 11:42:27 AM
Right leg, I need both hands fully functional to type or play guitar, the leg is comparatively replaceable.

Eagles or Condors?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 01, 2018, 12:01:59 PM
Eagles.

Vultures or crows?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 01, 2018, 12:18:26 PM
Crows

Regular crows or hooded crows?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 01, 2018, 12:31:08 PM
Regular.

Beak or bill?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on September 01, 2018, 02:06:57 PM
Beak.

Would you rather invent faster than light travel or a food replication device
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 01, 2018, 02:22:56 PM
Depends what inputs the FRP needs - if it's a "feed the world for free", then that, if it's just "you can replicate the taste of anything but it takes inputs", then I'll go for the FTL travel.

Glaive-guisarme or poleaxe?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on September 01, 2018, 02:40:31 PM
You were right to ask, you would have needed to use all of the resources on Earth to generate 1 grain of rice.

I will choose Glaive-guisarme since it's got more pointy bits

Mortal Kombat or Tekken
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 01, 2018, 06:20:52 PM

Yoshimitsu or Mokujin?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2018, 10:36:54 PM
Mokujin, but that's purely based on the words as I don't know what the things are.

Wool or linen?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 05, 2018, 11:32:02 PM
You chose the wooden log man, so you chose right.

Linen.

Liberty City or San Andreas?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 06, 2018, 04:51:13 AM
Liberty city. Cos muh freedoms.

Julii or Brutii?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on September 06, 2018, 05:04:58 AM
Octavianii. (So by extention probably more Julii... hmmm...)

Varus or Arminius?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on September 07, 2018, 10:20:04 AM
Arminius

Would you rather be hackerman (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hackerman) or Heart guy from captain planet (http://captainplanet.wikia.com/wiki/Ma-Ti)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 07, 2018, 02:10:50 PM
As a digital historian, I think I have to go for the guy who literally hacked time. That's kinda my thing :)

Essos or Westeros?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on September 08, 2018, 11:01:10 AM
Westeros (being a half Dornish Tully, where else?) ;)

The Kindly Man or the Waif?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on September 14, 2018, 09:50:09 PM
Oooh - I'll go with kindly man pls

baikonur or houston
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 14, 2018, 10:09:40 PM
Houston. Even though the launch site is Cape Canaveral. ;)

Today or tomorrow?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on September 15, 2018, 04:57:46 AM
Tomorrow... That's a Sunday... I like Sundays...

Past or Future?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: beebug_nic on September 21, 2018, 07:07:51 PM
Future! Flying cars, space mining, so many exciting developments!

Ants or spiders?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 21, 2018, 08:56:15 PM
We were supposed to have flying cars already. :(

Ants.

Beetles or flies?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 21, 2018, 09:55:26 PM
Beetles

Pelican or Toucan?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 21, 2018, 10:52:14 PM
Pelican.

Spongetron or Spongegar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 22, 2018, 09:29:14 PM
Spongegar? Maybe? No idea.

Gryphon or Sphinx?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 22, 2018, 09:43:20 PM
Sphinx.

Peter Griffin or Stan Smith?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 22, 2018, 11:15:08 PM
Peter.

Oxfoot Stone or Selfgrown Stile?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 22, 2018, 11:30:26 PM
The Stile one.

Canada or Mexico?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 22, 2018, 11:33:05 PM
Canada :)

Scotland or Wales?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 22, 2018, 11:38:35 PM
Kind of conflicted, but Scotland I think.

USSR or PROC?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2018, 12:13:39 AM

Cats or Polecats?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on September 23, 2018, 12:48:09 AM
Cats.

Dogs or hot dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2018, 12:52:40 PM
Right now, hot dogs, regular dogs would upset my beloved smol cat.

Axes or Poleaxes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on October 12, 2018, 10:43:24 AM
For general usefulness: axes

Would you rather have the power to make anyone's hair flap about in amusing ways from any distance, or do a completely flawless impression of Morgan Freeman
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2018, 12:12:56 PM
Hmm, the hair thing I think? I bet I could adapt it as a means of long distance communication.

Eriador or Rhovanion?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on October 30, 2018, 07:56:43 PM
I think Rhovanion had more going on.

You go a road trip that lasts for eternity. Would you rather have a brilliant sound track that never got old, but have nothing but nutritious, but nevertheless boiling and foul tasting tar dripping endlessly into your mouth to sustain you. Or have your favourite snacks and drinks but have to listen to "can you feel the force" by the real thing on repeat
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 01, 2018, 03:45:44 PM
The latter I think, boiling tar sounds really horrible and there are (having gone and tracked "can you feel the force" down on YT) considerably worse songs out there. It would still drive me mad, of course, but even so, I think I'd last longer with that than with the tar.

Drawing or painting?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 05:10:10 PM
Paint.

Dirty Harry or Clean Bob?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on November 02, 2018, 09:34:06 AM
Dirty Harry

meghan markle or a ford megane
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 11:50:32 AM
Uh, kind of depends on the circumstances? If I get to own one, the ford, because slavery is wrong. If I'm inviting one round for tea, Meghan, because I don't have petrol in the cupboard for the car and I don't know what kind of biscuits cars like.

Rose lemonade or Dandelion & Burdock?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 07:02:05 AM
Rose lemonade, my mum made that once and it was delicious. Rose jam is more exquisit though...

Gingerbread or Chestnuts?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 11:30:31 AM
Hm, probably gingerbread, though I must admit I've not eaten chestnuts nearly enough.

Echidnas or Porcupines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 05:46:46 PM
Porcupines, the shipper in me is waiting for it to be Newt's patronus... :)

HP or Lenovo?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 05:52:48 PM
HP, Lenovo was a considerably less good wizard :P

Tom Lehrer or Flanders & Swann?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on November 26, 2018, 08:58:35 AM
Based on a quick google, and as such based on appearance alone: Tom Lehrer.

Would you rather that you had a breeze block instead of a shoulder, or around every tenth poop instead of normal it was a medium sized pine cone.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 28, 2018, 10:36:49 PM
Neither sounds pleasant, but I feel like the pine cone might be less debilitating? Or at least would kill me faster from blood loss.

Try to get to sleep with a very noisy appliance in the next room that you can do nothing about, or a bouncy and intermittently whiny dog in the same room who you can at least attempt to give commands to?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on November 28, 2018, 11:01:08 PM
The appliance, mainly because I'm used to the street and my neighbors, so I guess it wouldn't make lots of a difference, whereas the dog could actually bounce on my bed and stuff...


Would you rather always be faar too emotional in every situation, which ends up causing fights with everyone, because they don't understand why you're so upset all the time, or be overly analytic and never have any emotions, causing everyone to be angry and annoyed with you and refusing to talk to you cause they don't understand how you can be so apathetic all the time?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on November 29, 2018, 02:20:21 PM
People who's emotional processing is destroyed by damage to the relevant brain area are basically unable to make any real decisions and there lives fall apart so I'd go for the first I think. And then maybe just live in a smallholding far away from people.
Would you rather be a beloved dog owned by a good family or a wolf in the wild?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2018, 02:54:24 PM
I would be a Good Dog. It would be warm and I would get hugs and it would be nice.

Spend a day in a pretty city, but you're on your own and it's freezing, or spend your day at a conference, but you only understand 30% of the talks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on November 29, 2018, 07:26:03 PM
I've done both, and can say with confidence that I preferred spending a day in a pretty city, on my own and it was freezing*

Would you rather discover you were in a game concocted by jigsaw (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigsaw_(Saw_character)), or in a Romero style zombie apocalypse

* Much colder than I had become accustomed to
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2018, 10:58:29 AM
Difficult - I'd be more personally relieved to be in the zombie apocalypse, as I'd always prefer a fighting chance and don't like psychological horror at all. On the other hand, if I were to choose one or the other to happen to me, I'd be morally obliged to pick the horror game, because at least that only affects me rather than involving huge numbers of people getting killed by zombies.

Would you rather have a waist-length beard or a really nice top hat?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 01, 2018, 01:22:59 PM
Since I have always wanted to be a wise wizard, I'll take the  fabulous beard please... :P

Would you rather go to the Tropics in the middle of Summer or to Antarctica in the middle of Winter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2018, 01:45:45 PM
Ooh, difficult. If I can get to choose where in the tropics, then the tropics, because there's more interesting historical stuff there.

Penguins or Porcupines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 01, 2018, 02:56:47 PM
Porcupines... Tina Goldstein for the win!

Angels or Demons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2018, 03:19:17 PM
Fallen Angels.

Would you rather eat a juicy slice of Jabba the Hutt or have to fight the Rancor with a stick?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 02, 2018, 05:11:17 PM
Does a lightsaber count as a stick?

Voldemort of Grindelwald?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 02, 2018, 09:59:55 PM
Grindelwalf. Voldewald or Grindlemort?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 02, 2018, 11:42:21 PM
Does a lightsaber count as a stick?
It does not. :P

Grindlemort.

Mort Goldman or Kirk Van Houten?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 09, 2018, 11:43:02 AM
Goldman.

Atlantic Ocean or Irish Sea?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on December 11, 2018, 04:20:52 PM
Atlantic Ocean

Be haunted by a scary ghost or anger a demon
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 11, 2018, 08:47:13 PM
The scary ghost. There are better protocols for getting rid of them, and it's not like I can sleep anyway.

Befriend a cyclops or a centaur?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 13, 2018, 08:42:02 AM
Centaur. A) They are great archers (meaning they super don't care about physics - awesome), B) Second coolest way to get from place to place, after a dragon, C) Their blood is a great way to set people on fire without getting done in for arson and D) Stargazing just got waays more interesting... ;D

Druids or Witches?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Pentagathus on December 13, 2018, 12:14:59 PM
Witches.
Mice or mooses?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 13, 2018, 12:29:54 PM
Mooses.

Porcupines or Tenrecs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 15, 2018, 06:25:11 PM
Porcupines (since I won't have to google those...)

Rocking chair or armchair?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 15, 2018, 06:28:18 PM
Googling Tenrecs is such a good idea though...

Armchair, definitely.

Sofa or three armchairs?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 15, 2018, 06:33:35 PM
Sofa, can't sit in three armchairs at once, Im not that fat... Yet...

Stained glass or painted glass?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 15, 2018, 06:34:48 PM
Stained glass, though either is cool.

Existence or nonexistence?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 15, 2018, 09:43:10 PM
Nonexistence.

Real life or imaginary life?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 15, 2018, 09:45:44 PM
Real life, for some reason, hell knows why though.

Exilian or Not Exilian?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 16, 2018, 09:14:48 AM
(I asked around and hell doesn't know why, maybe try heaven next time... :P)

Exilian, since well, I'm still on this site after all...

Breakfast or Dinner?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2018, 09:28:38 AM
I don't think heaven wants me at this point, I'm too awkward and ask all the wrong questions..

Dinner, because it's late breakfast time now and I really don't feel like eating so hopefully later will be better.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 16, 2018, 12:32:18 PM
(Great, but me not eating is a problem, is it?)

And I guess I pick option b, sounds gar more fun... ;D

Eveningstar or Morningstar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2018, 12:52:13 PM
(Yes. Me not eating is also a problem, eating is good.)

Also, morningstar, you can't hit people nearly so effectively with an eveningstar.

Rice or Pasta?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 16, 2018, 04:34:18 PM
(This is me not contributing anything useful to the parenthetical conversation.)

Pasta.

Rice-A-Roni or Hamburger Helper?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2018, 08:19:07 PM
Hamburger I guess?

Eagles or Condors?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 16, 2018, 09:17:02 PM
Eagles... Ravenclaw has one, Austria has one and I know where my allegiances lie... ;D

"In the Hall of the Mountain King" or "Morning" by Edvard Grieg?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2018, 09:23:35 PM
Hall of the Mountain King :)

Green tea or Fruit tea?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 16, 2018, 10:40:22 PM
You know I need mor information for that... On principle, fruit tea, but that is dependable on time of day, emotional and phydicsl state, and the blend of tea we are talking about...

Fir or Cedar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 17, 2018, 12:03:03 AM
Cedar :)

Oak or Ash or Apple?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 17, 2018, 01:16:51 AM
Oak.

Maple or Beech or Hickory?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 17, 2018, 10:09:18 AM
Beech

Exhaustion or Hypothermia?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 17, 2018, 02:17:41 PM
Exhaustion, hypothermia doesn't leave a pretty corpse...


Stabbed or poisoned?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2018, 02:08:05 PM
Poisoned.

Electrocuted or burned?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2018, 02:15:51 PM
Burned. At least is warms.

Hibernate or sleep lots and lots through winter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on December 21, 2018, 10:04:23 AM
If I could afford it I'd love to try hibernating through the winter... unfortunately the need for cash and the film "click" makes me think sleeping more than normal would be the better option.

Hairy palms or voice like bane from that batman film
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2018, 02:07:17 PM
I can shave the palms I guess.

No Christmas, or Christmas but you have to spend a whole week in advance wandering badly organised department stores?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 23, 2018, 06:04:15 PM
No Christmas.

Die now or spend many years being miserable and die anyway?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 23, 2018, 06:27:17 PM
Spend many years being miserable. You can be miserable and still do useful and worthwhile stuff.

Ravens or Writing Desks?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 25, 2018, 09:46:26 PM
Ravens, I have a desk and I am missing Hugin and Munin...

Hugin or Munin?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 25, 2018, 11:45:30 PM
I think as a historian I'm obliged to say Munin...

Fire or Radiator?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 26, 2018, 08:22:29 PM
Fire... More alive... More destructive... Also, chaotic, untamable and gets out of control quickly - oh, but hey, that's meee! :P

Jumper or blanket?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2018, 12:20:49 AM
Blanket. Is bedtime.

Hugs or high fives?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 27, 2018, 06:25:51 AM
Hugs. They're the only human interaction I can master well...

Humans or aliens?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2018, 10:08:25 AM
Humans. I don't know if aliens would appreciate hugs.

Christmas Tree or Christmas Dinner?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 28, 2018, 11:10:27 AM
Christmas Tree. No one ever judges me for eating/not eating it...

Pistachios or Almonds?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on December 28, 2018, 11:24:13 AM
Almonds pls

narcissism or arrogance?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2018, 12:20:44 PM
Arrogance. You can recover from that, narcissism screws you up for life much more.

Candlestick or Fireplace?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on December 28, 2018, 10:11:28 PM
Fireplace, that one can't fall over and burn down everything you care about... (It's best you don't ask...)

Hell or a woman scorned?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 28, 2018, 11:16:32 PM
Hell. By all means. :P

Saxons or Danes?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2018, 12:04:05 AM
Eh, Saxons.

East Angles or Mercians?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 29, 2018, 03:33:26 AM
East Angles.

Britain or England?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2018, 10:47:38 AM
Britain

Brecks or Broads?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 29, 2018, 01:57:26 PM
Broads, because in North America that means women. :)

Mississippi Moundbuilders or Corded Ware Culture?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on December 30, 2018, 09:01:38 AM
Mississippi Moundbuilders. I love mounds of stuff.

Work for Donald Trump or John Dillinger
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on December 30, 2018, 01:15:52 PM
Trump. Dillinger got his ass blasted outside that theater in Chicago.

Work for Al Capone or Pablo Escobar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 09, 2019, 04:26:55 PM
Al Capone I guess?

Work for Pompey or work for Crassus?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 09, 2019, 07:54:49 PM
I like Pompeii... It was quite nice there, before that little incident with the volcano...

To study or not to study, that is the question
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 09, 2019, 11:10:37 PM
"Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of the textbook..."

I guess it turns out I would rather study, given the PhD thing.

Tea or tea? (Choose wisely).
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 10, 2019, 10:51:54 PM
Tea with a capital T, for it is a most capital thing!!!


Sleep, or To-Do-list?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2019, 11:14:31 PM
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

House of Generals or House of the Phoenix?

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on January 11, 2019, 12:24:14 PM
Generals of course.

Run for election in a city or simply conquer it?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 11, 2019, 09:02:05 PM
Either is cumbersome, and I'd rather not bother, but I guess election... Less chance of being overthrown and loosing my head over it...

Freud or Saussure?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 11, 2019, 09:12:39 PM
Saussure, because it sounds more like a form of french cooking.

Quarequares or Kinklades?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on January 12, 2019, 06:10:55 PM
Kinklades :D

Overly needy cat or can never find your keys when you need them and must spend 3 minutes searching
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 12, 2019, 08:57:08 PM
I am an overly needy cat....

Hurting soles on both feet so you can barely walk or really bad headache?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 13, 2019, 11:53:50 AM
Foot problems, at least then I can sit and read a book.

Chocolate or Toffee?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 09:17:44 AM
Chocolate toffees, of course!

Breakfast or Lunch?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 14, 2019, 09:52:45 AM
Lunch, I keep not feeling like breakfast lately. :/

Artificial intelligence or human foolishness?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 02:23:08 PM
(Oh, so not feeling like breakfast is fine, when it's you, but it's a problem when I do it?)

AI... I have learnt human stupidity is an infinite source of my misery...


Honour or Vengence?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 14, 2019, 04:22:21 PM
I'm acknowledging that it is a problem when I do it, that was my point...

Honour I guess? I'm not very attached to either concept.

Curl up and be sad, or try and keep working in a grey depressive haze?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 09:08:33 PM
Keep working, self-pity  has never got anyone anywhere...

Self-pity or self-doubt?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on January 15, 2019, 11:20:36 AM
Self pity

Have Elon Musk or Banksy as a close relative
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 15, 2019, 11:43:31 AM
Elon Musk. More of an embarrassment, but also more chance of getting funding for things.

Henry V or Love's Labours Lost?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on January 15, 2019, 05:15:39 PM
Heinrich der funf.

Ohio in winter or New Zealand in the summer? (Someone I know already made this decision :P)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on January 16, 2019, 08:21:53 AM
New Zealand in the summer sounds nice :) Is that the decision the person you know made?

Be Theresa May for the next 3 months or change your name by deed poll to Waspy McWaspington and have to shake a wasps nest once a week for the next 3 months
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on January 16, 2019, 10:36:08 AM
Be Theresa May. I dislike wasps, and I could actually start fixing our screw-up of a country whilst pretending to be its Prime Minister.



Laptop or tablet?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: comrade_general on January 16, 2019, 12:56:24 PM
@Tusk no, they chose the other xD

Tablet I guess.

Firestick or Roku?
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Post by: Jubal on January 17, 2019, 08:11:44 PM
Firestick? Dunno what those are.

Pochard or Gadwall?
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Post by: Tusky on January 23, 2019, 08:20:58 PM
Didn't know what those are, but after a quick image search I have decided to choose Pochard for it's more distinctive colour pattern

Skiing or rock climbing
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 23, 2019, 09:27:20 PM
Skiing, I'm Austrian...

Tennis or Volleyball?
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Post by: Jubal on January 23, 2019, 11:24:33 PM
Tennis!

Judo or Karate?
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Post by: Tusky on January 25, 2019, 08:23:30 AM
Karate!

8 or 9?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 10:22:02 AM
Eight.

Be hunted by a wolf pack or be hunted by a lion pride?

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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 04:46:07 PM
Wolf pack, they're more reasonable and I can talk them down... ;D

Kore or Persephone?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 05:03:04 PM
Persephone is a nicer name, I think :)

The Misty Mountains or the Blue Mountains?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 10:53:25 PM
(It does mean "to bring about death", so well duh it's a fab name!!!)

Misty Mountains (queue Ed Sheeran singing somewhere in the background...)

Be Zeus or Hades?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 10:59:04 PM
Hades. If Erebus suddenly has a large population of dwarves, you'll know what happened.


Bears or Tigers?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 11:01:53 PM
(Right answer... Zeus is a - unleashes string of censored curse words)

Bears, I like Atalanta...

Olympus or Elysium?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 11:06:14 PM
I mean, Hades is hardly perfect either... it's easy with Greek myth to do the "oh but this guy's OK, he only committed a small fraction of the number of rapes and arbitrary murders that Zeus did!"

Olympus. The place needs someone with slightly more morality and decency than the current occupants, and whilst I don't think I'm the best person for that job, better me than nobody!

Towels or Bowels?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 11:25:15 PM
Well, depending on honuch agency you let Persephone have, he didn't commit any rapes, was never unfaithful to his wife and the really sadistic Tartarus stuff is all on Zeus, Hades just supervises... His punishments are stuff like glueing someone to a chair with snakes, and that guy really deserved it...

Towels, so I can wipe up the guy I disem-boweled... (laughs about own joke)

Plans or dreams?
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Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 11:41:02 PM
There are a lot of variants of the Persephone story in which it's pretty clearly rape. You can pick the ones or rewrites where it isn't, but if you're going to do that then why not do it for any other God? Secondly, "I was just supervising" is not an excuse for torture (again, you can justify it in myths with "but it's OK, they're gods/the moral code is different", but then again you could do that for all the deities).

Dreams. Always. :)

sh or gh?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 26, 2019, 02:47:44 PM
He's still got the moral high ground over like 98% of  men in greek mythology...

Hrsh

Ph or th
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Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2019, 03:02:00 PM
Ph, because th should be a thorn, it's a good letter.


Light or darkness?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 26, 2019, 06:06:16 PM
Darkness, because Light cannot exist without darkness, and without the night we would never see the stars... :)

James Bond or Ethan Hunt?
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Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2019, 10:39:02 PM
James Bond.


Martini shaken, or stirred?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:16:06 PM
Stirred, if you shate it, the ice melts and you have watered down alcohol, what kind of peasant orders their martini watered down? Answer: probably a light-weight wannabe....


Garlic or onions?
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Post by: Jubal on January 27, 2019, 07:23:42 PM
GARLIC ALL THE GARLIC ALWAYS

Chocolate or Jam?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 27, 2019, 07:26:17 PM
Chocolate, always...

Food or sleep?
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Post by: Tusky on January 28, 2019, 10:20:13 AM
Gosh that's a tricky one. If I could do away with one forever (and not die) then sleep, since then there's plenty of time to do things in. So I choose food.

Would you rather be Atlas or Sisyphus
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2019, 12:25:23 PM
Atlas of course. If you're going to be perpetually condemned to an awful task, make it a good one that helps everyone (holding the sky up) not "rolling a rock up a hill arbitrarily forever".

Be an owl or a hawk
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Post by: Tusky on January 28, 2019, 12:46:06 PM
Atlas of course. If you're going to be perpetually condemned to an awful task, make it a good one that helps everyone (holding the sky up) not "rolling a rock up a hill arbitrarily forever".

Although you would get a breather when it rolls down again, before having to start over

Hawk! Just because it's associated with more cool human world things. In terms of owl benefits I can see being nocturnal; being able to rotate my head very far; and people assuming I was wise would all be good virtues. But then, there was never an "owl the slayer", or "owleye".

Fishing or Kayaking
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 28, 2019, 02:11:52 PM
Kayaking, I have done that successfully before for a few times... The one time I went fishing went down terribly...


Palmoil or Soy?
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2019, 03:36:42 PM
Soy? Maybe? I don't really know.

Explosion or implosion?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 28, 2019, 05:13:39 PM
Exlosion, cooler cinematic shot if you walk away from it... :P

Missile or Bomb?
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Missile, it's like a bomb with a travel plan!

Spatula or spork?
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Post by: Caradìlis on January 28, 2019, 11:08:06 PM
Spatula, better sound pattern... :)

Tea or biscuits
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2019, 11:26:24 PM
TEA

Biscuits are good too, but TEA

Monitor lizard that behaved like a lap-cat, or lap-cat that behaved like a monitor lizard?
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Post by: Tusky on February 08, 2019, 02:52:57 PM
To me I think a monitor Lizard behaving like a lap cat sounds like more fun than a cat strutting around, looking askance at things and going "mlem" with it's tongue a lot

One more day of weekend or one less weekday
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Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 07:50:23 PM
More weekend. More time. Always more time.

Headache or backache?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 10:03:27 PM
Backache. I can lie down on my bed and work on... Headache will keep me from working until I have cured it, and that will take some time, which I don't have...

Paper stress or work stress?
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Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 10:34:39 PM
Paper stress. There are good reasons why I don't have a 9-5 job.

Goose or gander?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 10:36:34 PM
Goose.

Black or white?
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Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 10:40:21 PM
Black I think? I don't really have much opinion on those two colours.

Hopefulness or incisive reasoning?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 10:51:54 PM
Reasoning. Hope has been getting the better of me for pretty mucb all my existence and that's maybe not as great as it sounds..

Silence or Sleep?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 11:00:55 PM
Sleeeeeeeeep.

Forests or shores?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 08, 2019, 11:06:54 PM
Forest. All the shore holds is longing and the empty promise of a better world beyond the horizon. The forest is home...

Daisy or dandelion
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Post by: Tusky on February 09, 2019, 09:00:22 AM
I choose Dandelions! They are brighter, used as an ingredient, and get a fun ball of seed parachutes once they're done flowering.

Book shop or library
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 09, 2019, 07:45:26 PM
I've always wanted my own private library...

Chocolate cake or gummybears?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 09, 2019, 08:15:36 PM
Cake, gummy bears are too gelatinous and artificial tasting.

Rest and healing but incapacitation, or getting things done and pain?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 09, 2019, 11:55:56 PM
I would recommend the former, however I have known you for long enough to know it won't make a difference..

Oatmeal biscuits or walnut cookies?
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Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2019, 09:12:43 AM
Everything's better with walnuts.

Scales or spines?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 11, 2019, 09:35:23 AM
I'd certainly like to see more people grow a spine...

Blue or grey sky?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2019, 10:06:21 AM
Blue, it's a nicer colour.

Robin or Greenfinch?
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Post by: Tusky on February 11, 2019, 10:16:09 AM
Greenfinches. Robins can be pretty boisterous or downright nasty sometimes when it comes to territorial affairs, although I do prefer their aesthetic.

spectre at the feast or elephant in the room?
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Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2019, 11:29:19 AM
Elephant in the room, you're a much better guest than the average spectre :)

Palaiologan or Komnenian dynasties?
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 11, 2019, 08:00:26 PM
Komnenian, the Palaiologian politics and infighting where the reason for the sack of Constantinople in 1204, which was super stupid, since after that the whole Empire never really found its footing again...

Tywin Lannister or Doran Martell?
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Post by: Tusky on February 14, 2019, 09:50:31 PM
I instantly did a prefer for Doran Martell when I was watching the shows because the actor also plays Doctor Bashir in DS9 which I am currently plodding my way through and enjoying. But also if it weren't for that reason I think I prefer the character as well.

Ring of Brodgar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Brodgar) or Ġgantija (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%A0gantija)
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Post by: Jubal on February 14, 2019, 09:59:50 PM
Ring of Brodgar because it doubles up as a potentially cool RPG artefact name.

Cyril or Methodius?
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Post by: Tusky on February 21, 2019, 09:58:54 AM
I had a bit of a read of their wikipedia page, and there seems to be a "Methodius alone" section, but not a Cyril alone one, so Methodius.

monster trucks or destruction derby
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Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2019, 01:45:29 PM
Monster Trucks. With real monsters.

Eagles or Falcons?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 21, 2019, 05:39:47 PM
Falcons, because there is a falcon subspecies called a Merlin and Merlin is awesome!

Sirens or Mermaids?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Sirens. Mermaids don't let you know in advance when a police car is on its way.

Bats or Badgers?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 22, 2019, 12:30:06 PM
(Since when are you the one who needs to be warned of police cars?)

Badgers, I like Hufflepuffs, and Batman is a douche...

Fire or Water
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Post by: Tusky on February 22, 2019, 12:41:13 PM
I am torn, but must choose water

lasagne or bolognese
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Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2019, 12:46:29 PM
Bolognese

Viennese or Salzburger?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Caradìlis on February 22, 2019, 08:51:59 PM
I am part Viennese, and know where my loyalties lie...

Bread or Toast?
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Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2019, 10:11:36 AM
Bread, though I actually eat toast more.

Hills or flat?
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Post by: comrade_general on February 23, 2019, 11:49:44 AM
Hills!

Rustic or modern?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on February 23, 2019, 09:46:05 PM
Rustic. More opportunities to use wood which I like

Spend a day on a beach or in a forest
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Post by: comrade_general on February 23, 2019, 10:20:40 PM
I could go for a beach. I spend most days in/around the forest.

Roaring 20's or Swinging 60's?
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Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2019, 08:08:10 PM
60s.

The Mighty Manticore or the Malevolent Morglathax?
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Post by: Tusky on February 26, 2019, 01:02:44 PM
Mighty Manticore!

George Weasley or Rubeus Hagrid
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Post by: comrade_general on February 26, 2019, 02:11:55 PM
Hagrid.

George Costanza or Kelsey Grammar?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 13, 2019, 01:11:50 PM
Costanza.

Herbs or spices?
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Post by: Tusky on March 14, 2019, 03:55:56 PM
Spices please

Floating city or subterranean labyrinth
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Post by: Jubal on March 14, 2019, 04:13:54 PM
Ooh, both sound cool. I'll go with labyrinth though.

Paperwork or Other Paperwork

:(
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on March 22, 2019, 12:28:46 PM
Paperwork, hands down

Beer or Cider?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 11:07:30 PM
Cider!

Bow tie or tie fighter?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on March 23, 2019, 11:49:31 AM
To own? Tie fighter. To wear to a dinner party? Also tie fighter.

Get a nice antique oak desk or have lunch with Barack Obama
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Post by: Jubal on March 23, 2019, 12:00:40 PM
Lunch with Obama. I already have a serviceable, albeit less nice, desk, and I don't know what I'd do with a second one. And Obama seems like he'd be an interesting guy to chat to.

Jo Swinson or Ed Davey (the big question in Lib Dem world right now!)
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on March 26, 2019, 12:31:18 PM
Jo Swinson - I get the (completely uneducated) feeling she would do better

Would you rather that every time you saw someone you had to do a rude gesture at them, or vice versa
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on March 26, 2019, 01:04:09 PM
Vice versa. (Also, your uneducated feelings are probably right).


Bittern or Egret?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on March 26, 2019, 03:12:20 PM
Egret.

Boomdakka snazzwagon or Shokkjump Dragsta
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Post by: Jubal on March 26, 2019, 04:21:16 PM
The snazzwagon!

Cloud or airship?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 17, 2019, 08:19:05 AM
Airship.

Coconut or Pineapple?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Jubal on April 17, 2019, 07:49:27 PM
Pineapple!

Buzzard or Goshawk?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on April 19, 2019, 08:46:30 PM
Buzzard pls

Kingfisher or Hummingbird
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Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2019, 09:10:00 PM
Hummingbird :) Though that is a tough one!

Rat or mouse
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Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2019, 10:45:36 AM
I was about to say rat, because they are cute and brainy. But then I remembered the various real and fictional horror stories involving rats, so have changed my mind to mouse.

Would you rather that someone delivered a perfect replica the titanic to your house tomorrow for you to do with as you please (or as you are able, considering you'll need to get it to the sea and moor it somewhere), or the Bismarck
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Post by: Jubal on April 23, 2019, 10:53:48 AM
The titanic. Much comfier.


Would you rather attempt to handwrite formally in a new alphabet despite the fact you can't do in your native one, or try to pronounce words in the relevant language despite the fact you have no idea how to physically form the required mouth shapes? (I may be doing both :/)
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Post by: Tusky on May 07, 2019, 04:28:30 PM
I suppose the latter, since the worst that is happening is your mouth looks a bit odd. I don't think that is an issue for someone speaking in not their native language in my opinion! (hope you get it)

Would you rather never be allowed to use anything as a towel again and have to drip dry whenever you are wet, or you can only wear Christmas jumpers on your top half - the kind that have little flashing LED's going all the time
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Post by: Jubal on May 07, 2019, 05:02:08 PM
The latter of course - since I didn't want to wear Christmas jumpers on my bottom half anyway :P

Yellowhammer or Redstart?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tusky on May 13, 2019, 08:24:32 PM
I think I'll punt for Redstart

Your favourite Games workshop offering - or Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone Fighting Fantasy books
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Post by: Jubal on May 13, 2019, 11:41:18 PM
Mordheim all the way it is.

GURPS or Savage Worlds?