1. Assess the situation.
2. Have patience.
3. Be cool and play hard to get.
4. Ignore points 1, 2, 3 and 4.
5. Locate a plastic surgeon and get an implant. H cup at least.
6. Instant reputation among men. 8)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lez4vwV5gG1qbncy4.gif)
You want a drawing of a hook ship? I will oblige.
And as a taster of my work,
(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/8466/qcshussar.jpg)
Lol it's a Polish Hussar! Those dirty job-land stealing scum.
Very funny NA, as usual. Although I did find it amusing that your last "NEVER!" was cut off at the second "e." :D