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Title: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 21, 2011, 07:43:00 PM
Perhaps some of you have seen the video I uploaded to the channel recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMz4-NZdIsI

Now that was really fun for me manly because I love to procrastinate.

I would like you guys to give me some ideas or things to rant about. They can be as specific or as broad as you want.

I know whatever you think of will be awesome.

I going to try and release videos on a weekly or bi-weekly basis, depending on the alignment of the moon, the stars and how much homework I have.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: CN2 on August 21, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
Valentines day. Bam.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: comrade_general on August 21, 2011, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: CN2 on August 21, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
Bam.

Bam. (http://youtu.be/5tuYWpVeIN0?t=11s)
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 21, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
I've put everything in the comments. Anything too...
All I need now is a live platypus.

@ CG. Sir Llama contacted me and said that he is "most pleased by the splendor of your witty signature"! He used those words exactly.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 22, 2011, 12:20:30 AM
*once again slaps palm too forehead*

Hmmm ideas.............. maybe you could give a little dating advice to the ladies of exilian and the world. You see Nightangel, whist your method to get yourself a woman is correct and I would DEFINATLY go for anyone with a longbow and claymore, I cant use it.

What must I do too get a man? Well, its an idea for you anyway.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 22, 2011, 12:38:59 AM
1. Assess the situation.
2. Have patience.
3. Be cool and play hard to get.
4. Ignore points 1, 2, 3 and 4.
5. Locate a plastic surgeon and get an implant. H cup at least.
6. Instant reputation among men.  8)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: comrade_general on August 22, 2011, 01:06:28 AM
Asses?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 22, 2011, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: comrade_general on August 22, 2011, 01:06:28 AM
Asses?

Where?  :P

Ok, you caught me. It was a typo. Lapsus calami.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 22, 2011, 02:33:06 AM
But I dont want them any bigger. They are huge already.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 22, 2011, 10:10:38 AM
I don't see a problem then...

Maybe you really need advice from real professionals... Nightangel, you're in. ;)
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 22, 2011, 10:14:37 AM
Hehehe It would be appreciated :D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on August 22, 2011, 11:59:02 AM
And Exilian finds itself becoming a dating advice service...

Other recommended YT channels:
- Gadaffi's advice on how to uphold democratic principles
- Rick Astley's advice on how to be as obscure as possible
- Anonymous give advice on how to make the most of life without a computer
- David Cameron tells everyone what a good idea Keynesian economic policy is
- Andy Murray on cool, calm, collected sports psychology

 :P

In other news, I appear to be the least misogynistic member of this site... maybe even including the female members.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2011, 12:23:22 PM
Wait, I don't hate women. I love women. They're great!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 22, 2011, 12:27:28 PM
Hehehehe depends.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 22, 2011, 04:17:41 PM
I was thinking of settling the lama debate, but if you really want me to do dating I can do that next week.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on August 22, 2011, 04:22:38 PM
It's Llama! And it's already solved! Llamas are to be obeyed!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on August 22, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
What about the pirate/ninja debate?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 22, 2011, 08:23:09 PM
Quote from: Jubal on August 22, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
What about the pirate/ninja debate?


Right I think I'll do that.

Nice and simple, so I can get a feel for what the show should be. (Help me with that to).
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 22, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
the dating thing is whether you want to and in your own time. It was just an idea. :D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2011, 11:29:34 PM
Please settle the llama debate. But only if you take my side. Otherwise, bugger off. I'll settle it with Silver at a later date. :P
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on August 31, 2011, 06:49:26 PM
Still waiting for episode 2...  :P
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on August 31, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
Had much crap to do last week.

The video SHOULD be up by monday.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 01, 2011, 07:52:39 AM
YAY. I have been stalking the channel allllllll week :'( There has been no new ones.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 02, 2011, 07:57:16 PM
New video is up!

Yes!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 02, 2011, 08:11:37 PM
The first view is miiiiiineeeeeee!!!! Mineeee For all Eternity !

But expect bloodshed.
One does not simply mess with Silver Wolf!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on September 02, 2011, 10:35:37 PM
Thoughts;

- Still funny, but needs condensing. Don't do it in one take, or there's too much ramble between gags. Dead space is the worst thing for videos.
- Keep it to a 5 minute maximum, you lose people otherwise.
- Pick one topic. All my list of odd suggestions (which were actually sarcasm in the first place) didn't really yield any humour.
- Try and keep the Exilian topic reading to a minimum, focus on the jokes you want to get over.
- Thankyou for the advertising. Have a cookie.  :P
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: comrade_general on September 02, 2011, 11:06:25 PM
[/criticjubal]
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on September 12, 2011, 06:36:09 PM
Me still wants episode three, any thoughts on schedule?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on September 12, 2011, 09:12:45 PM
One every two weeks, or one a week if I don't have much homework.

Is that okay?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on September 12, 2011, 10:01:39 PM
Yeah, that sounds good.  :)
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Ladyhawk on September 13, 2011, 12:15:05 AM
Yay cant wait! ;D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 16, 2011, 03:45:19 PM
Post is coming on Wednesday.

Night Angel reveals the foul plot against the fair nation of Britannia.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on October 16, 2011, 03:49:50 PM
Yippee!  :D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 19, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
Go. Watch. Now.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Son of the King on October 19, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
Rather amusing. Thanks for the warning :P .
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
FEAR THE HOOK SHIPS.

...I'm not sure which was more worrying, the video itself or the fact that it was MORE plausible than many "serious" anti-immigration arguments.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 19, 2011, 10:04:24 PM
Quote from: Jubal on October 19, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
FEAR THE HOOK SHIPS.

...I'm not sure which was more worrying, the video itself or the fact that it was MORE plausible than many "serious" anti-immigration arguments.

We need an in-house artist to draw all this stuff we think up for us.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2011, 10:07:19 PM
This is true, this is very true. Hmm. What can we tempt an artist with?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 19, 2011, 10:20:36 PM
cookies?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 19, 2011, 10:44:13 PM
Hook ships!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 19, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
You want a drawing of a hook ship? I will oblige.

And as a taster of my work,
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lol it's a Polish Hussar! Those dirty job-land stealing scum.

Very funny NA, as usual. Although I did find it amusing that your last "NEVER!" was cut off at the second "e."  :D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 20, 2011, 12:18:55 AM
Quote from: Phoenixguard09 on October 19, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
You want a drawing of a hook ship? I will oblige.

And as a taster of my work,
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lol it's a Polish Hussar! Those dirty job-land stealing scum.

Very funny NA, as usual. Although I did find it amusing that your last "NEVER!" was cut off at the second "e."  :D

I tried to edit the video with movie maker, but Youtube shouted at me. :(
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 20, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
Did it shout, "NEVER!"?

I realise I have just raped grammar. I feel dirty.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on October 20, 2011, 04:45:52 PM
I'm totally going to write you an entry on Conservapedia, just to see if it gets removed or not. :P
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 20, 2011, 05:07:47 PM
Ok weird thing just happened. I have never been on Conservapedia before.

I just hit random article to see what would happen and I got a short blurb about Final Fantasy containing no opinion.

Is this normal?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on October 20, 2011, 05:12:12 PM
If they can't praise it massively or slag it off massively the articles are tiny.

Conversely, check articles on "Atheism", "Barack Obama", "Socialism", "Christianity", or "Conservativism".
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on December 11, 2011, 11:10:19 PM
Two new vids are up if anyone wants a look.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on January 01, 2012, 09:29:16 PM
Why didn't you put up that you'd done a Christmas Gift To The World? I'm only just watching it!
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 01, 2012, 11:12:17 PM
I said on the booze up.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Jubal on January 01, 2012, 11:45:05 PM
Ahh, righty. Sorry, just wasn't following things then. JubalFail.
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Scarlet on October 04, 2013, 07:35:29 AM
So this is where it came from. Oh good. :D
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Silver Wolf on October 04, 2013, 07:17:36 PM
What?
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Gen_Glory on October 04, 2013, 08:12:22 PM
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/527/necroposter.png)
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 04, 2013, 11:35:14 PM
Hehehe, my secret army is coming along nicely. This is just them training their skills. Good job Scarlet. >:)
Title: Re: Friends, give me ideas!
Post by: Scarlet on October 05, 2013, 12:13:38 PM
Apologies :P

I was just so excited by learning the origin of these famous videos :P