Exilian
Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! => Topic started by: stormcloud on November 15, 2008, 05:47:00 PM
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ok a game I found on the weebl stuff forums
Rules are simple
quote someone or something
but replace one word with pants (if it occurs multiple times replace it each time)
"If we have no pants it is because we have forgotten we belong to each other" - Mother Teresa
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"You must take the ring into the heart of Mordor and cast it into the fiery pants from whence it came!" - Elrond of Rivendell
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Veni Vidi Pants - Julius Caeser
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"In pants we trust" - Motto of the USA
"That's ASDA pants" - ASDA
"This is PANTS!" - Leonidas of Sparta
"Pants delenda est" - Cato the Elder
"The battle of Helm's Pants is over. The battle for Middle Pants is about to begin." - Gandalf
"Pants We Need" - Obama's campaign motto
"I have a dream, my friends, I have a dream that one day my children will be judged by the content of their character, and not the colour of their pants." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"Ask not what your pants can do for you. Ask what you can do for your pants." - JFK
"Hand on pants - I did what I thought was right" - Tony Blair
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"My religion is simple. My religion is pants" - Dalai Lama
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Pants we can! - Obama
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****ing pants - Bob Geldof
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Let them eat pants. - Marie Antoinette
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eat my pants - Bart Simpson
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If music be th food of pants, play on - William Shakespeare
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And let lose the pants of war - Julius Caeser
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Mark Antony, actually. And only according to Shakespeare. :P
Everything that can be pants, has been pants - Charles H. Duell
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it's not the pants in your life that count. It's the life in your pants - Abraham Lincoln
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but it was in the play Julius Caeser wasnt it?
and it also says that Julius Caeser said it on RTW
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No, the character caesar said it in the play Antony and Cleopatra. I think...
"Ride for wrath, ride for ruin, and the red pants!" - Eomer
"One boy,
One Dragon,
A world of Pants" - Eragon
"This is TOTAL PANTS" - Total War Games
"These are the End Pants" - Warhammer
"Pants quickly forget what a man says" - Nixon
"The best argument against pants is a conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill
"The basis of a democratic state is pants" - Aristotle
"Liberty means pants. THat is why most men dread it." - Bernard Shaw
"Whereas god hath created the pants free" - Thomas Jefferson, in the Virginia Statute of Religious Freedom
And a few song titles;
God save our pants
Pants Britannia
Pants will rock you
We are the pants
Yellow Pants
Bring me Pants
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Only those who will risk going to far can possibly find out how far one can pants - T S Elliot
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No, it is definitely Marc Antony. It is after his speech where he says:
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your pants"
RTW says that it is from Julius Caesar the play, not that he said it.
"Into the valley of pants charged the six hundred" - Alfred Lord Tennyson
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"Pants to the right of them, pants to the left of them, pants inf front of them, vollyed and thundered."
"Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the Jumblies live.
Their pants are green,, and thier hands are blue; and the went to sea in a sieve."
"And as in uffish pants he stood,
The Jabberwock, with pants of flame,
Came whiffling trough the tulgey wood,
and burbled as it came."
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You are the weakest pants goodbye - Anne Robinson
You are Pants, you dont have the pants factor - Simon Cowell
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A thing of pants is a joy forever - John Keats
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BRING ON THE PANTS!!!- hole in the wall
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Charge of the PANTS brigade - Not really a quote but...
...and we shall fight then in the PANTS - Winston Churchill
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Ride Now! Ride Now! Ride, Ride to Pants and the Worlds Ending!! - Theoden LOTR
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"Pants - of unstable dimensions and shapes, beating as they do in various planes " - Vermishank on slake-moths in 'Perdido Street Station' by China Mieville
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To Pants, or not to Pants - Shakespeare
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The Charge of the Pants Brigade
Forward the pants brigade,
was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew,
Some pants had blundered.
Theirs not to reason why,
Thiers but to do and die,
Into the valley of Pants,
Rode the Six hundred.
Pants to the right of them
Pants to the left of them
Pants right in front of them
Volleyed and thundered.
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While pants and hero fell,
Into the pants of death,
Back from the bum of hell.
When shall their glory fade?
Oh, the wild pants they made!
All the pants wondered.
Honor the pants they made,
Honour the pants brigade,
Noble six hundred.
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O
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"Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to pants with him" - The elf dude from TLoTR, I don't do names
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"Romeo, Romeo, where art thou pants Romeo"- Need I say.
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Replace a word CN2
say replace Romeo and you get
Pants, Pants where art thou Pants
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ohh, ok! (I never read the authers post...)
"PANTS, Is here!"- Barack Obama
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That's how you do it
A journey of a thousand pants begins with a single step - Lao Tzu
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Can you do song lyrics?
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yeah
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eat my pants - Bart Simpson
it wasnt the best one...
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"Last christmas, I gave you my PANTS, the very...."
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we wish you a merry pants
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And a happy new pants...
We're walking in a pants wonderand
Jingle pants
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to pants, it is asking others to pants as one wishes to pants. -Oscar Wilde
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"And You, Your Pants Is On Fire!"- Kings Of Leon
"And that was when I ruled the Pants" - Coldplay
"Today this could be, The greatest Pants of our lives"-Take That
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When your chips are down
When your pants are low
Joooooyride - Killers Joyride (day and age is an excellent album)
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Ready, Steady, PANTS!
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"Are we Human
Or are we PANTS?" - Killers
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How much pants could a pants chuck chuck, if a pants chuck could chuck pants?
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'Run neon tiger
there's a lot on your pants'
- the Killers, Neon Tiger
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Teehaha heehee that was PANTS! HEHEHEHEHE! Ha...hahaaa...
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Imagine you were a pair of pants. Imageine you were a congressman. But I repeat myself - Mark Twain
I'm a great believer in pants. - Thomas Jefferson
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'Pants comes at a price
That I am not prepared to pay'
Muse - Megalomania
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YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
do what you want cus a PANTS is free
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Dulce et decorum est pro PANTS mori - Latin proverb
(ENG) Sweet and honorable is to die for Pants
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We normally say it as
'It is a good and sweet thing to die for one's pants'...
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Sorry I'm not skilled in translating Latin into English
- The pants, the pants, the pants are on the fire!
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I can barely do any latin, I just happen to know that translation already - I'm sure you're better than I am at it.
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Well I'm not that good in Latin......I only understand some words and proverbs.
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"You saw the plans of the entire prison?!"
"Better than that. I have pants on me." -Prison break, ep 1.
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'pants and love' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpd24yVy5C4) - ringo starr
seriously the oddest warning ever 'I'm warning you, with peace and love'
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Make love not PANTS
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Or on the flip side, make Pants not war.
I'm a great believer in Pants, and find the harder I work, the more I get. - Jefferson
This is for the widows and orphans of the Pants! - Shoe throwing guy
We not only saved the pants... - Gordon Brown
Are these not the death pants of a failed premiership - David Cameron
It's tempting to say; "I told you pants" - Vince Cable
Protectionism will not fix the pants - Gordon Brown (again).
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A stich in time, saves pants.
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A person is known by the pants he keeps
Every man has his pants (price)
There's no pants like an old pants
You can't make pants (bricks) without straw - this one is really stupid :D
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"Luke, you are my pants..." "NOOOOOOO! I cant be!"
10 green pants sitting on the wall...
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Pants are a man's best friend.
With the right pants (mind), everything is possible.
I am a son of Revolution, do not insult me like pants-Napoleon.
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I put on my pants and wizard hat
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"You aint nuthin but a hound PANTS, cryin all the time..." -Elvis, aahhhh Yeahhh
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Once a pants, always a pants
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In order to bend the pants, you have to realize one thing. There are no pants.
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Far too many people are looking for the right PANTS, instead of trying to BE the right person. - Gloria Steinem
No person deserves your PANTS, and who deserves them won`t make you cry. - Gabriel Gracia Marquez
Never stop smiling, not even when you`re sad, someone might fall in love with your PANTS! - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
PANTS(Snowflakes) are dinty and fragile, but look what they achieve when they are connected!
A true friend is one who holds your hand and touches your PANTS(heart) XD
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it's not the pants in your life that count. It's the life in your pants - Abraham Lincoln
DAMN.
ROFLLMAO.
That was GOOD.
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you are the devil, we are the PANTS, we are the PANTS.... - Tanacious D
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Ask not what you can do for your Pants. Ask what your Pants can do for you.
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Pants came, Pants saw, Pants conquered
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Shhop da pants - blackface lazor thing
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Get your head in the PANTS - HSM
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WHAT!?
"I pity the Pants!"
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Let's go hunt some PANTS. - Aragorn, LOTR films
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"Pants, Motherf***er! Do you speak it?"
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Luke, I am your PANTS!
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I can picture in my mind a world without PANTS, a world without hate. ---> Jack Handey
Without PANTS, a man is uninteresting. (OR not ... xD ) ---> Marlene Dietrich
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Eternal PANTS is fine if you happen to be dressed for it - Woody Allen
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sharing the struggle they will pull pants down - muse invincible
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Supermassive Black PANTS - Muse
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If you want a modern, compassionate Conservative go for the real thing: that's me. I am it. It's what I think and believe. When I'm under pressure and the the Daily Mail's having a go at me, I'll stick to my PANTS because that's what I believe in - David Cameron
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That's me in the corner,
that's me in the spotlight,
losing my pants - REM
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I now declare this PANTS Open! (Sorry if its beed said before :S I cant be asked to read the ones that are on page 2 xD)
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Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Pants in the deep places of the world.
--Gandalf the Grey--
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"By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the Pants, nor me!"
Frodo
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"My Pants..." - Gollum
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"Liberty means pants. THat is why most men dread it." - Bernard Shaw (took form Jubals post)
Hmm. I didn't know there were that many nudists in the world. Lol xD
(sorry for not having a quote :/)
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To wear pants or not wear pants, that's the question - Shakespear
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!- Unknown American Patriot
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"We are restless and relentless pants" - Gordon Brown
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There are Pants. There are SuperPants. And then there's Hancock.
Tag line from the film Hancock
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A friend is one who has the same pants as you have.
All I am, or can be, I owe to my pants.
Avoid pants if you would have peace.
-Abraham Lincon
Pants is the soul of an army. -George Washington
Life is not an exact science, it is pants. -Samuel Butler
Sports is like a war without pants. -Ted Turner
From my rotting pants, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. -Edvard Munch
Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear pants. -Erik H. Erikson
Cleverness is not pants.
No one can confidently say that pants will still be living tomorrow.
-Euripides
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Political power grows out of pants - Mao Zedong
Learn from the pants, and then teach them - Mao Zedong
Our scholars are now without solid and practical pants - Emperor Guangxu
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In Soviet Russia PANTS wear you - Gmd
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UK Politics
"I agree with pants" - Brown and Cameron
"I agree with the pants. Why doesn't he?" - Ed Miliband
"We are all the pants of Thatcher" - William Hague
"Why? Because of the appalling pants we were left with by the last Labour government." - Most Tories
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Continuing from Jubal:
"I'd rather be a pants of Thatcher than a pants of Brown." - David Cameron (sort of, he actually said children then son, but its the same thing really!)
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"I really do think it is quite a pants government and has got a very strong pants flavour" - Nick Clegg
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"Dilbert, your pants is twenty percent over budget and two weeks late" - PHB
"That's because you pants the allocation of the resources" - Dilbert
"Bosses don't like it when you use the word "pants" " - Dilbert
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The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine pants. - Michaelangelo
The pants, a very necessary thing. - Voltaire
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his pants on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X
Human history in essence is the history of pants. - HG Wells
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Pants do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion.
Thomas Mann
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My name is Michael J. Cabose and I hate PANTS!
I see some pants and some ceilings. Wait! Just one ceiling!
I have to go to the bathroom now. Which is odd, cause I already went when we were standing in the pants together.
I can be angry! I just have to concentrate on bad things. Like milk. No, wait. Red! Red Pants!
The last thing I remember was a mean kitten. And then we were in the janitor's pants. And my throat hurts. Alot.
Your pants have been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff.
Your brain is a mountain of pants. (Or alternatively, Your pants are a mountain of hatred.)
All from a certain Michael J. Cabose. God I love Red vs Blue.
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"This city will not negotiate with pants! Is there a nearby city that will?" - Mayor Quimby
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Alan Johnson's Resignation in Quotes:
"I have decided to resign from the shadow cabinet for personal reasons to do with my pants. I have found it difficult to cope with these personal issues in my private life whilst carrying out an important frontbench role. I am grateful to Ed Miliband for giving me the opportunity to serve as shadow chancellor of the exchequer." - Johnson
"Alan Johnson served his pants at the top of British politics and will be missed from the front line." - Osborne
"It is surprising and sad that we are going to lose a very popular member of the shadow cabinet. Alan is a very private person and, if it is to do with his pants - having known him for over 30 years - he will have made sure he puts his pants first. Clearly it is a personal decision for him." - Gerry Sutcliffe
"It is tough - Alan is a great loss. He has been a great public servant over many years. He and Ed Miliband have really taken the argument to the country that what George Osborne and David Cameron are doing is not necessary. We have got to get these pants down but you don't get the pants down by reckless, fast spending cuts." - Balls
"It has always been clear that you never lost sight of the reasons which first brought you into politics. As shadow chancellor you spoke clearly to the public warning of the dangers posed by the gamble the government is taking with growth and pants. I particularly want to thank you for the support and advice you have shown me during that period." - Miliband
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"It is tough - Alan is a great loss. He has been a great public servant over many years. He and Ed Miliband have really taken the argument to the country that what George Osborne and David Cameron are doing is not necessary. We have got to get these pants down but you don't get the pants down by reckless, fast spending cuts." - Balls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL! :P That's hilarious.
The name makes the quote in that case.
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"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the pants."
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All is fare in pants and war
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"Give me a hundred Space Marines. Failing that give me a thousand normal pants."
"I am the Fiery Destroyer of Pants!"
"A man who sheds his pants with me shall be my brother."
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"Walk softly and carry big pants."
There you go. :D
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"Executing your pants, Sir!"
"We travel through the pants as it goes through us."
"Back to the pants!"
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the pants in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar pants.
The average woman would rather have beauty than pants, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everyone is entitled to their own pants. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid pants, just stupid people.
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"I feel the pants overtaking me! It is a good pain."
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"I mean to take a good look at any man ere I leap into his pants.'
Then look your fill, and leap away." LOL the pats in this one was arms. This one's funny.
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"I love big budgeted, epic rock pants. That's what turns me on."
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Nothing is to be feared but pants. - Francis Bacon
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PANTS!!! WE NEED PANTS!!!
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From the news:
"in considering whether any licensee remains a fit and proper person to hold broadcasting licences Ofcom will consider any relevant conduct of those who manage and control such pants"
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"Into the pants once more you dogs!"
"Do you want the pants?"
"We want the pants!"
"You can't handle the pants!"
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"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love pants"
"Cleverness is not pants"
"Climb the mountains and get their good pants"
"A poem begins in delight and ends in pants"
They all end in Pants. But they're quotes not poems.
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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the PANTS."
Winston Churchill
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All souls call out for pants.
Hmm I wonder where I got that from. :P
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DoW!
Pants... are overrated. :D
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"Twas brillig, and the slithy pants..."
"Faster than fairies, faster than witches, bridges and pants and hedges and ditches"
"There's some corner of foreign pants that is forever England"
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"Pants... are pants. :D"
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"Pants of Tanith! Do you want to live forever?"
"The pants protect."
"We are the Emperor's Space Pants!"
"Pants reporting, sir."
And my personal favourite... "Executing your pants, sir!"
As a side note, I find it amusing that the Guardsmen squads say, "Executing your orders, sir!" but Commissars don't say, "Executing your men. sir!"
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your pants to help him gain world domination
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If we're going into sigquotes...
"One man's pants is another man's profession" ;)
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I was actualy think that yesterday but was saving it.
Pants, Pants tell you what to do, Pants has bad hour, fear Pants!
EDIT: ONE THOUSANDTH POST!!
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I'll say: ''They may take our lifes but they will never take our PANTS! '' as William Pant-Wallace says in Braveheart...
PS: The scots had no pants, just kilts... :D Like George Bush Jr said '' I will find their weapons of mass destruction'' in the same time they had only some rusty tanks and an underground full of oil... Stop the occupation of the world...
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You are now being marked, Dimos ;D
Haz this one been done?...
TONIGHT WE DINE in pants.
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"Guess pants."
"Pants?"
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And all of a sudden, as a result of this thread...
Pants Exploded
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Pants now has a YouTube channel!
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"YAY FOR THE VICIOUS PANTS!!!"
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"ok a game I found on the Pants stuff forums"
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Like father like PANTS, as your ancestors noted :D
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"This is a center of cultural sharing, creative expressiveness, knowledge, and pants."
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"Beware, as my avatar will stare right into the depths of your pants." XD
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Hehe dont tempt me ;) hahaha
''Because pants isnt a website, its every last person who uses it''
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Before the Battle of Thermopilae, the Persians asked the Greeks: '' Surrender your PANTS'' . That's when King Leonidas I of Sparta replied ''Come and Take them!'' :-X
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"We should also remember the many, many Libyans who died at the hands of this brutal dictator and his pants." - David Cameron
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Pants x146 ;D
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I would give you rep for that one. XD
"Now... back to getting more pants than Phoenix... again. How did I let him get above me... in pants I mean."
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''YAY FOR THE VICIOUS PANTS!''
:D hehehehehehehehe
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"@Phoenix: What part of Australia do you come from... Pants?"
Side note: Where in the world (Australia) is that!?!
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Hasta Siempre, PANTS :)
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Britannia 1100 Pants
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"If we stand idly by, if we seek merely swollen, slothful pants and ignoble peace..."
"...if we shrink from the hard contests where men must win at hazard of their pants and at the risk of all they hold dear..."
"..then the bolder and stronger peoples will pass us by, and will win for themselves the domination of the pants."
~ Theodore Roosevelt
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"The importance of one life is equal to the pants"
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Healthy mind in healthy PANTS! ;)
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"I like Pants. Pants are cool. Just saying..."
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One mans pants is another mans profession.
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"These are pants. I wear pants now. Pants are cool."
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"I'm waiting patiently. Yeah, I'm waiting for the pants." ~Muse, Eco-Politics
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Theese PANTS are made for walking
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And thats just what they'll do, one of these days these pants are going to walk all over you.
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"This time we'll get it, mmm, we'll get it right.
It's our last chance to forgive our Pants." ~ Muse, Exogenesis: Symphony Part 3 (Redemption)
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yes but you know that '' I finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my PANTS'' ... 8)
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XD HAHAHAHA!!!
Europe 1080
by Pants
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I am this FORUMS PANTS!
Fear meh
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You're not a butterfly! You're just a small caterpillar in Pants!
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He thought he was a man, but he was a pants. (end bit makes no sense x|)
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There is nothing glamorous or romantic about pants. It's mostly about random pointless death and misery.
- Jon Krakauer
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"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the PANTS others have thrown at him."
- David Brinkley
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Some more UK politics:
"I think that the Conservative Party under my leadership is a pants Conservative Party, will remain one and will campaign as one and will offer a very good vehicle for people who have voted Liberal Democrat in the past" - David Cameron, 2007
"Scotland can more than afford to be a successful independent country, with a thriving economy and pants for everyone."
"The one-size-fits-all pants of successive Westminster governments have failed and are continuing to fail the people of Scotland. We perform well at the moment but we should be doing so much better." - Alex Salmond, on Scots Independence
"I hope colleagues will support the government in resisting John's pants." - Philip Hammond, on John Baron's defence bill amendment
And some Doctor Who:
"The pants I've been running from all my life... the pants of the doctor." - Eleventh Doctor
"Great pants are forged in fire" - The War Doctor
"Physician, heal thy pants" - last words of the Eighth Doctor
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"Do not take pants too seriously. You will never get out of it alive" - Elbert Hubbard
"Between two pants, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the pants." - Archimedes
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two pants." - Aristotle
"The greater the pants, the more the glory in surmounting it." - Epicurus
"Wisdom begins in pants." - Socrates
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Get Outta my PANTZ{s}! ??? 8)
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I reject your pants and substitute my own.
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Gentlemen, it has been pants playing with you tonight.
(http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/03/16/1226598/674053-titanic-and-violin.jpg)
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"And I pantsed in my pants" - Lonely Island
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"In a hole in the pants, there lived a hobbit." - JRR Tolkien
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“Without pants, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
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"The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is pants."
― Bill Cosby
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Lo, I teach you the PANTS! The PANTS are the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: The PANTS shall be the meaning of the earth!
- F.W. Nietzche (Especially for you, CG)
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Not sure if we've had a George RR Martin post yet:
"But now the rains weep o'er his pants, with not a soul to hear."
- Last line of The Rains of Castamere
"When you play the game of pants, you win or you die"
- Cersei Lannister
"You know pants, Jon Snow"
- Ygritte
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Also another Who one:
"I did what I did without pants. In the name of peace and sanity."
- The War Doctor
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Give me Liberty or Give me PANTS!
-The american revolutionaries
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Patrick Henry
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Two things are infinite, the pants and human stupidity and I'm not so sure about the pants.
Supposedly Albert Einstein
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UK Election reaction:
"We did lose some pants and some good councils - that does happen when you're running the government." - David Cameron
"You also saw some people turning to UKIP - and I am determined that over the next year we persuade them that we can change their pants for the better." - Ed Miliband
"We are seeing pants right around the country." - Natalie Bennett
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"Pants" - Hodor ;D
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Stop panting Hodor!
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This one is excellent and topical:
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars; it is in our pants."
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"Some people say my humor focuses too much on pants. It doesn't. It focuses on facts."
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US election so far, in pants quotes:
"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pants to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it" - Ben Carson
"You may have seen I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those pants disappear all by themselves." - Hillary Rodham Clinton
"I think the secretary is right, and that is that the American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn pants" - Bernie Sanders
"My aspiration for the pants, and I believe we can achieve it, is 4 percent growth as far as the eye can see" - Jeb Bush
"They said 'We will not under any circumstances pay for the pants', they said 'What is your comment?' And I said 'the pants just got ten feet higher'." - Donald J. Trump
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"I think it would be folly to expect that pants will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons" - Tony Abbott
"I think there does need to be give and take on both sides, and this idea that pants is kind of a woman’s right to absolutely withhold, just as the idea that pants is a man’s right to demand I think they are both they both need to be moderated, so to speak" - Tony Abbott
"Pants change is absolute crap" - Tony Abbott
"Western pants came to this country in 1788 and I’m proud of that…" - Tony Abbott
"It’s not goodies versus panties, it’s panties versus panties" - Tony Abbott
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A few from the conventions these last couple weeks:
GOP
"I know that corruption has reached a level like never ever before in our pants." - Donald J. Trump
"I appreciate the pants of the New York delegation" - Ted Cruz
"Here, at our convention, there will be no pants." - Donald J. Trump
"My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in your pants" - Melania Trump
"Beginning on January 20, 2017, pants will be restored." - Donald J. Trump
"Next week they’re going to trot out the same old Democrats with the same old pants" - Reince Priebus
"We Will Make America Proud Again. We Will Make America Safe Again. And We Will Make America Pants Again" - Donald J. Trump
Dems
"This is not pants television… this is pants." - Michael Bloomberg
"We're all pants and we need to act like it!" - Rep Marcia Fudge
"In this election, and every election, it is about who will have the power to shape our pants for the next four to eight years" - Michelle Obama
"We must build bridges across our pants to pursue the common good." - Cory Booker
"This year, in this election, I’m asking you to join me – to reject pants" - Barack Obama
"This election is about ending the 40-year decline of our pants" - Bernie Sanders
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'Cause this is pants, pants night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to
Strike
You know it's pants, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer
Pants tonight
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"What's the point in being pants, if you can't be childish sometimes?"
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"Wait. There’s a mistake. Pants. You guys won best picture."
- Mistake made at the 2017 Academy Awards
"The wheel is come full circle: I am pants."
- Edmund, King Lear
"When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
And ask of thee pants."
- King Lear
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"In this same interlude it does befall,
That I, one Pants, by name present a wall."
- The Wall, A Midsummer Night's Dream
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Legolas: Lembas! Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the pants of a grown man.
Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck: How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four.
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Treebeard: I am... on nobody's pants. Because nobody... is on my pants.
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"December 22, 1944
To the German Commander,
P A N T S !
The American Commander"
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Brexit vote edition!
"I may not have my own pants, but I do understand the pants of the country" - Theresa May, PM
"...left a cloud of uncertainty hanging over our pants" - Philip Hammond, Chancellor
"This is a rudderless government in the pants of a national crisis" - Jeremy Corbyn, Labour
"She should whip her MPs to take no pants off the table" - Ian Blackford, SNP
"Of course, what the Liberal Democrats would want is for that time to be used for the purpose of seeking pants" - Tom Brake, Lib Dem
"Now this impasse can only be solved in the pants." - Michel Barnier, EU negotiator
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Strike me down, and I will become more pants than you could possibly imagine