Exilian
Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! => Topic started by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 02:39:42 PM
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Right, time for a new CTL game.
The rules:
- You may exchange any letter in the word for any other letter to create a new word
- This may not be the same as the previous word
- You can also remove or add letters so long as:
- it is not the first or last letter that is added or removed and
- no additions or removals have been made within the last 10 entries.
So, let's start this one off!
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I'm not smart enough to understand all those rules. :P
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I shall get them rewritten for your Trotskyist-bovine self by some random Spart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Communist_League_(Fourth_Internationalist)) :)
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They will still be torn apart by the Wibulnibs!
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Look out! Wibulnibs sighted aport!
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They're no sport. :(
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Behold! A spore of the mighty mushroom of Mundifron!
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Spare us, mighty mushroom cultivator!
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That mushroom gives me too much of a scare! *Runs away*
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Attack! Scale the stem!
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Armadillos for sale!
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Is that the sole item you sell?
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No, I can also sell you a pole.
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So with my armadillo and pole, what role can I play?
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Well, if you use the armadillo on the pole it can be a weapon. If so I'll also throw in a rope for you so you can tie people up after you bash them with you pole-armadillo.
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I just hope this works...
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Nope. :P
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I'll take note of that. :/
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Just tote your sorry self out of here.
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But should I learn my note by memory aids or by rote?
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I dote on either choice.
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I give up. Might as well just go on the dole.
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That's a lowly role. :(
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Well, seems more probable than getting back on a roll any time soon.
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Wow, what a troll.
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A droll troll.
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Invalid move, bad Khan :P
Ah well, drill onwards...
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I think his move was quite brill.
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I still feel I should grill him about it.
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A Trill is a species in Star Trek.
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That is not relevant to the present trial!
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Neither is a sentence about the Chinese Triad.
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Sorry. I tried. :(
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Let's get some fried fish.
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I'll eat anything as long as it's name isn't Fred
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Don't fret, these are all called Cholmondeley.
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Go free fried Fred fish!
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Flee!
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And now he hasfled. Now you are safe from the Cholmondeley. Poor, poor fried Fred fish.
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Sadly, the fish bled to death from its wounds. :'(
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Ew that is bleh.
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Too tired to write coherently. Blah blah blah.
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Stop or I'll shoot! *KA-BLAM*
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I can close up like a clam and become bulletproof!
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How about you make a clan of clams?
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James Caan is not the same as Khan.
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Nor indeed the same as Cain.
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Or rain. Although that isn't even a name. :)
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Okay, this name line is now causing pain.
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Take a pair of Tylenol and call me in the morning.
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When you're asleep I'll cut all of your hair!
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That's fair. :)
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Not if I fail.
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If you fail, you will grow a tail by the power of the great wizard Nassofron! :gandalfgrey:
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Is he tall?
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He used to be, but the years have taken their toll.
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I don't care, he still looks like a doll.
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He makes a damn good bread roll, I'll say that for him.
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Is that the only role he plays?
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No he is also a personal secretary to Bob Dole.
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Awesome, that means he's not a dolt.
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I have a Colt style .45, although mine is a Springfield.
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Can it shoot a volt or is it just a normal bullet gun?
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As long as you don't shoot that adorable vole over there.
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Not as cute as that mole though.
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You mean the one on Jubal's face? To add to the ugliness his hair is beginning to molt.
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That gave me a jolt.
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Owch. I'm going to go live in a holt now, otters are less judgmental. :'(
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Khan you dolt! You've made Jubal sad.
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Verily, I am as static and emotionally drained as a doll cast aside by its owner.
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Wow. I can see Khan's words have really taken their toll.
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This is why it's a bad idea to troll people.
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Can you do the trill?
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I don't know; we'll have to set up a trial to find out.
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Chinese Triad have no trials.
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At least we can say we tried.
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I like them french fried pertaters.
(http://cinedork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/slingblade.jpg)
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Have you dried them befawr coo-king?
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Yes and then I pried them apart.
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While you were being a prier.
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Prior to that I sold pants for a living.
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And you killed heaps of people living in a priory because you sold them unholy pants.
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There won't be any more priors here! >:(
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Or indeed priers staring in on our word-games.
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I use what are called cheese triers to take samples at work.
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Do you rate your cheese in tiers?
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Yes, but we are all liers.
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Shouldn't that be spelt liars?
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No, I was just giving Khan a lears by telling him that we are those who lay down. :P
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I wonder how well Khan hears these lessons.
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I think he heard it. :(
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I did, and now I'm sad and I will run away from home to herd sheep.
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At least you can read good books whilst doing so - the joy of being a nerd. :)
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The sound good and all but first I need to find a good book.
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If you look in the reed beds, you might find some papyrus to make into a good book :)
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Read books? Why would I?
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They are the real armadillo.
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I hate any book that is a teal colour though.
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I'd prefer to make a meal out of a teal book than read it.
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Pleased to meat you. ;)
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That was mean, Khan.
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Well, maybe you just need some nice cool mead
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I'd rather be dead!
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Would you please do us that deed?
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You're in deep armadillo now, Khan! >:(
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Really? I think I might weep... or not!
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Meep meep! Meep meep!
(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/+_39ba89ff50500fe12569bc99e529e4a1.gif)
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Keep calm, CG.
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I'm not too keen on that idea.
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How has everyone been?
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I've seen better days.
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Than why don't you seek better days? *initiate quest to find better days*
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Take a peek over here, there might be some.
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Would you like a leek?
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I would, but only to help plug the leak in my ship's hull.
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I can just lean on it.
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Depends how long you want to loan yourself out for...
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Also depends on the load of money you're willing to part with.
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I'll just disembark and take the rest of the trip by road.
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You're such a toad! :'(
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You will be toed off!
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Or possibly "told" off? :P
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I fold.
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Too late, I already sold it.
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Damnit Khan, you can't keep being the sole negotiator on these sales!
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Would you like a (http://www.foodnutritionscience.com/pubdata/images/457.jpg) banana?
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No thank you, dolt.
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You got hit by a crossbow bolt.
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Really, Khan? You're getting blood all over my bole-coloured coat!
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That coat sounds like a bore.
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I wish I was never born.
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I just want to go burn myself to death currently :/
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But it's my turn.
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I saw a tern on holiday.
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I can't wait until the end of school term.
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Sneezing can spread germs.
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Apparently Herm is an island. :P
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It probably has a herd of cows on it.
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You will be held for questioning.
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You can't hold me!
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I just told you I would.
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That's cold.
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Still grows mold.
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This word is bold.
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This one is gold.
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If you sell that gold, it will be sold.
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I'd hold on to it.
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I held onto it earlier.
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Help! Help!
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Dogs sometimes yelp.
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Don't yell Jubal, we can hear you fine.
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Go to hell, KHAN! >:(
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:) But I'm too busy stealing The Hill. ;D
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I'll call the bill!
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I detect an imbalance of yellow bile in the patient. His humours must be restored to balance.
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Pretty vile, Jubal. :(
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The sickness is spreading through the vale. :(
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Good news; I am to be the lord of Dale.
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Really? I heard Bob Dole was tipped for the job.
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But still you heard wrong, you dope! :P
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Nope. Here comes Bob Dole now.
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Good, he brings me much hope.
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And now he's shoved Ned Stark into a hole.
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Ned Stark's head is on a pole.
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Can I poke it?
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Looks like it's on a pike to me...
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Bob Dole has done his worst, I think. Looks like he's going to take a hike off to Narnia now.
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They'd better run and hide! :o
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But will he strike at once, or bide his time?
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Probably just take a huge ass bite out of Aslan.
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Aslam will turn him into bits and pieces.
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Tits.
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Tit monger!
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Invalid move Khan, you can't remove/add the first or last letter!
So...
Also CG, watch your language, there are tiny tots around.
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...on his toes.
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Got me some hoes. :)
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And I'm delivering them now. Seventy-one gardening implements. There ya goes, sir. ;D
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Those aren't mine, those are Joe's.
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Wow, him and his friend will have a lot of joys with those bad boys.
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In other news, there are jays flying overhead.
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Isn't Jay-Z a (w)rapper or some stupid thing?
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Jayn is apparently an alternative spelling of the similarly sounding common girl's name.
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Payn is also a name.
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Finally, we can get over the pain caused by all the weird letters we just introduced.
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It is rain.
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Rail
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Hail the conquering heroes.
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In the hall of winners!
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They all fall in the end.
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And that is what we'd call a fail.
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Go to jail.
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Will I still receive my mail?
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Yes but you have to poop in a pail.
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I'll send you a pair of scissors to shiv other prisoners with, Khan :)
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How do you go from pail to scissors?
You're making me lose my hair. :(
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A good blacksmith, that's how. :P (Fixed)
Can I use your lost hair to line my pet gulderbeast's lair?
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I'm sure he won't mind, once he's been laid.
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Oooo, we could hook him up with a French maid.
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As long as whoever tries to lay the gulderbeast remembers to handle him with gloves of chain mail.
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We have to transport it by rail.
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And we have to watch out for an air raid!
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It's okay, they won't attack in the rain.
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They will, and it will pain.
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Ah, but the main thing is that the gulderbeast should survive.
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Aye, but it will flee to Tain.
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Maybe we should train it so that it won't flee to Tain.
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But that would leave a trail of clues.
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The gulderbeast will lead us to the grail!
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I prefer grain really.
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Feed on brain.
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But stay away if their hair is in a braid.
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I think a brail is a thing?
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It's not, so lets brawl!
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Get down and crawl you dog!
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I'm not a dog, I'm a bird, as you can see by my craw.
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Crap.
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Trap
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Tram.
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Tray
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Bray
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Fray
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Flay
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This thread is getting a bit flat. :-/
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Just like a slat.
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I think the new words still seem to slot into place fine.
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At least it's not overly slow.
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So let's put on a show!
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Will there be snow for our show?
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Maybe, but it looks like a long shot.
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If there's snow the roads may be shut
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I shun thee. If someone is desperate enough than not even snow will stop them.
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Ah, but the bandits may stun them?
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Not if they're a stud like me. 8)
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Get real, you're about as butch as a spud. :P
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What are all these lies you have spun?
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Spin some more, I don't give a portugal.
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I give many portugals! So have some spit for your keyboard!
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KHAAAN! I will slit your throat!
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I'm just going to go play on this slot machine.
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I'm going to play in slop.
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And I'm just going to sail away in a sloop.
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But will you be smuggling a bust of Snoop Dogg?
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Who would stoop to that level?
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Is it even worth it to stop such a crime?
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Careful, your tea will slop out of the cup.
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If that happens I can just buy some more at the shop.
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What shop? We're on a ship here.
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But what if we slip off?
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I slap you with a wet fish.
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I hit you with a stone slab in retaliation.
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The body ripples because it is all flab.
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Excuse me, I think you'll find I have a pretty flat stomach.
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Oh yeah? What's that flap there?
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*claps*
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I'll clip you round the ear if you're not careful. :P
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Careful, I'll flip out on you if you do.
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Unless you slip and fall.
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If you laugh at me I'll slap you.
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Yeah? Well I'll write reviews that lie about your cheese and claim it tastes like slop.
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That idea is likely to flop because slop is a consistency and not a flavour.
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We must clearly settle this by a duel on an ice floe
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But you will just flee, like a Frenchman.
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I will run and be free!
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*SMACK*
Right into a tree.
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Aren't the Cree a Native American tribe?
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They were, but their creed wasn't enough to protect them.
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If only they had been freed from the colonists' rule.
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I like them French fried pertaters. Mm-hm.
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I cried when I read that.
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I tried to understand what that meant.
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The Triad will kill all those who cannot understand!
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They will certainly go to trial for that.
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And be eaten by the Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal?
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Yes, I think that thing lives in the town of Trail, Ohio.
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Can we get a train there?
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I'll search my brain but I highly doubt it.
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Ah well. I'll stock up with grain to feed the horse, then.
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A what? A GRAIL?!?!?!
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I feel frail.
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Pick up a flail, then you'll feel stronger.
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What if I fail?
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Bail out!
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That child is starting to bawl. Its tears may sink this ship!
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Throw a dodge-ball at its face. Hard.
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It's too tall!
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Does it have a tail?
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It's starting to wail!
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Send it to the wall.
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How tall is said wall?
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I don't know but to get through it there's a toll!
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No Jubal, don't feed the troll.
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You could play it a trill on a flute.
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Oh my, that would be such a thrill!
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I made a shrill noise when I saw that Khan cheated.
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CG, you're just being a shill.
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Everybody stay very still...
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Can't, takes too much skill.
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On your own skull be it.
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Stull is a town in Kansas.
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Still, it could be worse, it could've been in South Dakota.
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I wouldn't mind letting my car stall in one of the Dakotas.
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And I shall do just that.
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I will shell your home!
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I will sell yours to space aliens.
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Ha! You just fell for my trap.
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I feel hurt by that.
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Then walk to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FloeB_fhFSE)
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Don't feed the troll guys.
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Don't heed the warning guys.
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But you need to! Otherwise we'll have people like Penty doing what they like, and that hasn't worked out too well in the past. ;)
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It's not a good deed to chastise the Pentomammogram.
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Or you may end up dead.
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So let's just lead on outta here.
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Friends, Humans, Exilians, lend me your left little toes!
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I can bend time.
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But can you bend a bead?
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I can turn it into mead.
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Well, that'll help wash down a good meal.
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We only eat meat pies.
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Oh. But Khan just threw the meat pies in the moat.
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No problem, we have a boat.
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Can I bring my boar aboard?
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Not if we have to listen to it roar.
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But it's cute and roan coloured.
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You'll just have to loan it to someone else for now.
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But the boat can easily take the load.
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Hit the road!
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There's a sign that stops you. Can't you read?
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You're asking for a swift kick on your rear.
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Armadillo is getting real here.
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Deal with it.
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My dear fellow, I couldn't possibly.
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I'll get the Dean to deal with you.
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But he resigned and got replaced with Mr Bean.
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Been there, done that.
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So it is fair to saw you have seen it all before?
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No, it is fair to say that I am a seer.
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Well, seer, will you help me sear this meat?
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Sure, have a seat.
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I cannot sit down, I am a seal.
Arf, arf.
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You will make a fine meal.
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That's mean :(
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You should be nice and lean.
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When will you ever learn?
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Whenever I yearn for it.
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Every year?
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Yeah
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Yeas!
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Peas.
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I prefer a banana peal.
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Pear.
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We're going on a bear hunt. We're gonna catch a big one!
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Rather have a beer.
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Have you even been on a bear hunt if your life?
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Not even seen.
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I wouldn't be too keen either.
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Do you know what the keel of a ship is?
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I'm not sure, keep going.
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It's OK, don't weep.
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I want to sleep.
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That's two letters!
"Baaa" said the sheep.
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"Cheep cheep" said the bird.
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Is that bird cheap?
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No, they're trying to cheat you.
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A cleat has broken off my shoe.
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That sounds like a cleft palate.
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Turn left in the next 300 meters.
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Then take the lift.
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What, and go up to the loft?
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You're getting soft.
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Fine, you go up and choke on all the soot up there.
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I will, and I'll probably find some loot.
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No, there's just an old boot.
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If you wear it by itself you'll look like a boob.
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Not if you carry a book, surely.
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Only if it's a recipe book so you can cook a nice meal.
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Food :) That would be cool!
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But I want a warm pool!
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You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!
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I really don't care, as long as I get food.
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That's good.
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They say there is a city near here where the streets are paved with gold!
Also:
You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!
I understood this reference. ;D
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I lol'd.
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Took forever for this darn page to load
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Like a flattened toad on the highway.
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I didn't need to be told that.
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That is the toll.
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That's barbaric, just take a poll.
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I'd rather take a dip in the pool.
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Then you are a fool.
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I got a baby foal. Yes, a BABY foal... a foal is a new sort of animal now.
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I prefer my pet coal.
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Cool story, bro.
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Want to see my new chicken coop?
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Okay you old coot.
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Let's make it another Exili-moot.
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We don't have the loot.
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I have some more in the boot of my car.
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You are such a boor.
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Nope, just a boar.
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I hear you roar.
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Well, I'm off out for a roam.
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Don't go digging in the loam.
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We can fill in the holes with foam.
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Only if we can find the right form.
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I'll look in the dorm.
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Be careful you don't meet your doom.
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I predict it would end with a boom.
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Well, if things explode around here at least we'll have more room. :)
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Then you'll have to clean it up with a broom.
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The flowers are all in bloom!
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Are they the color of blood?
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No need to brood.
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In broad terms, I would say they were indeed dark red, CG.
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In bread terms, I'd say they were wholemeal?
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People like you shouldn't breed. :P
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Are we allowed to bleed?
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That would make the sensors bleep.
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But now I can't sleep!
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Then go sweep the floor with your tears.
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Ah, sweet sweet tears.
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Did you tweet about it?
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Have some tweed.
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And, wearing his new tweed jacket, he's automatically been sent to a golf course and has just teed off at the fourteenth hole!
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I'm ready to feed.
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I know that feel.
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Do you touch it with your feet?
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That would be quite a feat!
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I can hear the beat.
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Is it coming from that boat?
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No I think it's the goat on the other side of the river.
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He's just trying to goad us into attacking!
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Yes that must be his goal.
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I thought his goal was to gain coal.
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But coral would be more interesting.
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Doral is a town in Florida.
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Moral arguments are difficult.
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I work with a guy with the last name Moran.
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Is he a moron?
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He might be a Mormon.
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Apparently Morman was a ninth century Breton chieftain.
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So he wasn't a Norman?
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Not by any normal definition.
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Was he a formal chieftain?
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I'm not sure. He was certainly saved in the standard .chf format.
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Red Forman was a character on That 70's Show.
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Was he a Norman?
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So he wasn't a Norman?
Not by any normal definition.
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Norval is a psychoactive drug.
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Dorval is a town in Canada.
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Some fish have dorsal fins.
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Dorsil was a male Twi'lek Pilgrim who lived on Tython illegally during the Cold War between the resurgent Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic.
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A dorsel is apparently an old word for a pannier :)
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I could use a morsel of food.
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Why not eat a morel mushroom?
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That would be bad, if it's a moral being.
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If Cody doesn't eat, though, he'll never finish his next mural!
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Muril Dewayne Fablinger is apparently a known sex offender in San Bernardino, CA 92401 San Bernardino County.
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Apparently those fungi can be called a moril too.
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Maril Davis is an actress known for her work on Battlestar Galactica (2004), Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) and Star Trek: Voyager (1995).
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Maria is a little-known language from Papua New Guinea.
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Marin is a county in California.
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... with extensive marine habitats on its coastline.
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(Why are we going back up to 6 letters? That was what messed us up last time! Plus technically illegal move, but we'll roll with it.)
A mare can apparently also be referred to as a maring.
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If you want to declare my move illegal and unwind back to CG's last one, please feel free. My move was just the first (and so far only) thing I could think of, and I had forgotten the restrictions on adding/deleting letters.
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It's fine, that rule's been ignored many many times already :P
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Let's start baring more ot posts.
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The Bering Strait runs between Alaska and Russia.
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This is getting boring.
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That comment isn't boding well for the future of this game.
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As a man I often think about boning.
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I haven't been toning my muscles much lately.
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You probably should do some honing on them.
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I'm just hoping they'll do it by magic, tbh.
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Quit doping around and get it done.
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Doling out the charm there :p
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Better than holing up my emotions.
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Here's hoping we can escape this loop I just started.
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Well, roping an extra person into the thread may do the trick.
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Apparently riping is a word, so we'll go with that.
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It's nice to see the Beer Cellar rising from the dead :P
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Yep, it must have had risin poisoning.
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It's actually spelt ricin :P
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Oops, I knew that. I was just racin' to find a word.
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And you did so with excessive ravin, and thus failed at your task :(
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The three eyed raven disagrees.
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Yeah, but that bird has just raved about everything lately.
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At least it hasn't raged recently.
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No, it paged through a lot of books rather fast then fell asleep.
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That paved the way to a better future for it.
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Pavel Andreievich Chekov was a Human who served as a Starfleet officer during the latter half of the 23rd century. Although he mainly served as the navigator and security chief aboard the USS Enterprise and the USS Enterprise-A, he played a more variable role than other senior crew members under Captain James T. Kirk.
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But did he ever have to fix the centreboard navigation panel?
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Yeah he once changed out a pane of glass on it.
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Did he pave the floors too?
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He's going to save that for later.
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I am not sane.
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You must beat people over the head with your cane.
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I will be the bane of all unfortunate enough to fall in my path!
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Will you have your own band of minstrels?
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A single travelling bard will do, I think.
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That might be a bit hard to come by.
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Just like a birthday card in Manchester apparently...
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Guess you'll just have to make one then ya big fat lard. :)
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I am the lord of pangolins!
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But can you utilise this title to defeat Rob Ford in mortal combat?
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Only if he doesn't hole up in some fort.
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That would make the situation harder to sort out.
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Just send in an army of Mort Goldman clones until his energy is exhausted.
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But what if the fort has a moat?
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Use a boat, der. :)
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Unfortunately, all the boats were eaten by a particularly hungry goat.
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........
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FOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?
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FOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
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FOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
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Ok we quit actin' a fool.
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I was acting like a tool, not a fool.
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Cool story, bro.
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Not as cool as that one time I saw a coot
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Did it make a toot noise?
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No, but it did make a squeak like my boot.
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Then my head goes boom because it's portugaling CN2!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
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I think I read about him in a book once!
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Fool of a Took!
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You're just jealous of my ability to cook.
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At least I didn't kill a coot and attempt to pass it off as duck.
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It was actually a moorhen, so your point is moot.
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Moorhen, coot - the point is that it wasn't a duck, it was whatever you could catch out of the moat.
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Give me some credit, it's quite difficult to capture waterfowl using just a coat.
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I swear it would have cost less just to buy a bloody duck.
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I mean, the coat did end up lost, so that was probably the most expensive part of the whole affair.
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And that is why you lose this week's "Llama Ramsay's Exilian Nightmares" gameshow!
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Shoot, it was so close too!
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Yeah, but your clone definitely made better cinnamon buns than you did.
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Pretty sure that would have been my clone's wife :P I guess I am doomed to be a lone wanderer without baking skills...
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It's a long time since Exilian had this good a post count in a month.
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Is tong a word? I know that tongs are a thing, but is there a singular?
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Research indicates (read: I just looked at wiki) that it is a word, but it's not the singular of tongs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_(organization) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_(organization))
I'm too tired to try and put song into a funny sentence.
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The tong are a group of oriental style assassins.
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Do they regularly ensure that they have excellent muscle tone?
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Only the ones who live on the banks of the Tyne.
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The others just get a spare tyre after a while!
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I imagine that makes them tire easily.
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Yes, then they sink into the mire.
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Better than setting on fire I suppose.
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Yeah, they'll be fine.
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If only I could find my way around.
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That would kind of work.
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But it might put you in a bit of a bind.
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Bond, James Bond.
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He really likes to bone.
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For that he uses his cone.
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Until he can come home.
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Or until he can come home.
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To his hole.
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To fulfill his role
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As the greatest mole of all time.
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More!
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We need to switch to a new mode of operation to get more posts in this thread.
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You need the correct code to unlock more threads.
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I'll enter it into the data core.
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CORN.
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...is the only thing more consumed than porn in some rural parts of the USA.
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PORK. Also I'm not sure if more corn is consumed than porn. ;)
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I bow to your expertise of US consumer habits. :P
I don't care how much you want pork anyhow, you can't keep your pigs in the park.
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But won't that make passing dogs bark
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unless its after dark
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Well, darn.
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Reminds me of a barn!
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As long as you don't burn it down.
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This just took a turn for the worst.
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I'm certainly feeling torn about these events.
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Better eat some corn to feel better.
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What should I do with the core?
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Throw it away and eat some more!
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Huh, it got stolen by a mole. That was unexpected.
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Was it hidden in the bole of a tree?
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No, but it might be in a bale of hay somewhere.
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Pesky moles - bane of my life :(
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All over the lane :(
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And probably in the lake too!
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We'll have to use a rake to get rid of them.
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then we can eat some cake and relax
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Oh for portugals sake.
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As usual this thread is dubious as to how sane it is.
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Mane.
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Mank
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Hank Hill works at Strictland Propane.
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Does he need a hand?
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If some friends join him, they can form a band.
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Land ho.
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That's not land! It's just lard floating on the sea!
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So says the bard. (And it's absolutely not a giant turtle, no, not at all.)
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The men don't trust him though, because he's bald.
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That was a bold move.
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Yes, they may be after us; bolt the door.
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And load that colt of yours.
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That's CG's not mine, you daft coot!
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Oh, that makes sense, CG is so much more cool than you now.
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It wasn't a colt it was a coon.
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It's nearly noon now.
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So will you grant us a boon then?
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Yes, you may have this boron rod.
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But were you born with it?
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CORN.
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IN THE CORE
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That makes my bum sore.
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That's because your trousers wore through again.
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Word.
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The word of the Lord?
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The word of the lard.
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Let it be heard throughout the land!
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The land of sand.
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But I don't think anyone there is even sane!
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Hey, I live there and I'm a wise old sage.
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Give it a break, I don't want to hear your saga
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It's very old like skin which sags when it's old.
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That'll be Khan when he's old and poor and wearing only rags.
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And carrying around all my stuff in bags.
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At least he might have some old hags lusting after him.
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In their huge hats?
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Yes and they're all fats.
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Aw, rats.
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Rams.
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Are they coming up the ramp?
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Yeah and it gave them a might bad cramp.
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Well we need to clamp down on that sort of thing.
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Add it to our clump of problems.
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What a chump I am.
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You're gonna get a thump on the head.
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Just watch out that you don't hurt your thumb.
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You wouldn't want to thump something.
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Like a camel's hump?
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Why do they call it a hump when it's more like a bump.
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Either, I think, can be used for such a lump.
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I wonder how often camels take a dump.
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And how damp it gets when they do.
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Damn that's gross.
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I can't think of any context to fit the word dame in here, but it seems like the obvious next word.
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That was lame. :P
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Totally called that that'd be the next word :P
I should rest soon, it's getting late.
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Ok mate.
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I also need to get my hair cut soon, looks like I'm growing a mane.
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That's good. You want to look sane after all.
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I'm really bad at remembering to do things like that. Or even to sate my hunger or thirst.
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You might want to set a date in your calendar.
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I'm not sure I dare!
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You darn well better.
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You could mark it with some yarn.
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Tbh G that idea made me yawn.
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The light has yet to dawn upon you!
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The literal light maybe after I lay down to sleep.
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At least you're not in a big town where the light keeps you up all night.
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I'm torn up about that thought.
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Would eating some corn make you feel better?
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Indeed, we must do come the bright and dew-glistening morn.
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We can do so by the light of the moon.
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We should have a moot to discuss our options.
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The lack of one is the root of our problems.
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It's causing our troops to rout! :O
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At least it's not making them pout.
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It's going to pour with rain on them though...
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This thread has gone inactive and started to sour.
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Until this hour, that is...
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People were beginning to become quite dour
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Don't reopen this door m8.
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I didn't think the reception would be so poor
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I'd really fancy having a pool...
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You'll need a tool to dig it with.
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Someone took them all.
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was it a rook?
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No, it was the Rock.
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He's always been a cock-up.
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He has a very smooth conk
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He also wears a hat made of cork.
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He also has a dog that goes bork bork.
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It's through him that many people's love of wrestling was born
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Corn is always interesting.
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I'm torn about that subject
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Oh, go jump in the tarn.
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Well, that certainly took an interesting turn..
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I couldn't think of a better burn that fitted the situation.
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Let's just bury the hatchet
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Can't now the fury is overwhelming.
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The berserkers are duly putting their furs on.
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I can't see them hidden among the firs.
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If you can't see, I can always light a fire - purely for illumination, of course... :)
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Yes, quickly, before I tire of this game.
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We'll we wouldn't want that to happen, that would be dire
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The fire is lit. For TONIGHT WE DINE IN MUSPELLHEIM!
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Fine.
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And they call it a mine. A MINE!
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I think this is where I have to draw the line.
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Honestly how do you have the time to play forum games? :-)
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I never tire of forum games!
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That's why this place is on fire... ;)
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Well that sounds fairly dire considering the heatwave
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I like to eat dirt.
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I once ate a toy dirk
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This is a picture of Captain Kirk.
(http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/db_articles/6631a76d6602470c40c150bcb7dd90e93eb41d09.jpg)
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I get a kick out of that picture :-)
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It's certainly a good pick.
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You know I get strangely annoyed when people call me Nick - it's always been without the k :-)
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It's better than being called a dick lol.
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Are you taking the mick? :-)
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CG, that was sick
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Allow me to introduce you to Rick.
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Is it okay if I throw a rock?
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Just don't hit my rook with it.
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Yes, I imagine the repercussions from that could fill a book... :)
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I'd have to take a look at that one!
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I feel like this thread is on a loop
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I'm gonna lock you in the chicken coop.
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People are being locked up!!! Somebody call a cop over here now!!!!
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Hm nice con job taking a letter away from us.
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I like the cut of her jib
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To be honest, I think that is a fib
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Tish, pshaw and nonsense. Fie, I say.
---
Allow me to introduce you to Rick.
WOW just noticed that video now has nearly 500 million views
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Tusk you totally used the wrong word. You're no longer fit to play this game.
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ok. I'll sit out for a bit
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We could just get a bot to play this game for us.
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Yeah, that would be a lot of fun...
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If you have better ideas, by all means lob them into the conversation.
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I don't have any but Bob might.
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That sounds like a boring job for a bot to do
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I like the cut of your jib, sir
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Please! that sounds sarcastic - almost like a jab
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I like strawberry jam.
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I eat it straight from the jar
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I should start up a jam-tasting bar and make monies.
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If you do, please don't set it up to far away from me!
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We're all gonna get fat.
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true dat
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Don't worry, it'll be portable and stored in my hat :)
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I think your cat ate it.
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Cut me some bread at once! I am in urgent need of a jam sandwich
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But you just had one.
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A bit more never hurt anyone, right?
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you took the bait
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It was either that or wait for something interesting to happen...
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I honestly want 4 letters - 3 is a bit of a chore :-)
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I wont disagree
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Don't say things like that! Torture is fun! :)
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Done
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Say that again, one more time...
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Ole! we are back at three again :-)
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Let's have an ale to celebrate.
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Pale ale?
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I think you've just made a sale! :-)
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I'm safe now.
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In a café?
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I don't have time for this, I have a case to solve...
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Sure, just cast us aside. :(
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Hey, last I checked, this was a free country...
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Whoa whoa whoa, not so fast there, chief.
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Let's put the past behind us. Let bygones be bygones.
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So glad I got to post here :-)
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But at what cost? At what cost?
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To be honest, I think it's giving me a cyst.
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I don't want to cast aspersions, but I had to really think about that one
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I'm sure you are exaggerating - I expect you came up with an answer really fast.
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I'm always last in these things.
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I'm lost
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Which is your loss. :P
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Whatever you say boss.
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You mean hoss.
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boo! hiss!
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You're starting to piss me off.
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Let's kiss and make up :-*
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Kass is a minstrel who travels Hyrule and sings the legends of the areas he visits whilst accompanying himself on accordion.
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I always thought Cass was short for Cassandra?
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You could make a case for that.
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Didn't they wear a cape?
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An anti-rape cape.
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Stares at last response in rapt silence
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Raps on the side of your head; "hello, McFly, wake up".
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I'm not falling for your traps...
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<---- This. This is how many craps I give. :)
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I will poison your food and you will die of stomach cramps
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Just like those poor tramps down the street.
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Oh dear, I'll just take the tram and go check on them...
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You'll have to cram in there.
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I heard they have strawberries and cream
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That would be a dream...
-
I know that it fills some people with a sense of dread
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Yes, indeed, I wouldn't be found dead with it.
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You know with this weather, I really fancy some mead in the evenings
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with some form of barbequeued meat
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Not my favourite meal, but whatever suits your fancy, I guess
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BBQ? mead? I think that sounds like a solid deal :-)
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I prefer to consume my meals in a dell
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I know my food choices mean I'll end up in hell
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Did you sell your soul for delicious food?
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Shh! Don't tell anyone!
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Well... okay.
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I can and will do what I want...
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Sure, but you'll have to pay for it. We'll bill you.
-
I just had some maniac yelling some bile at me
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Oh vile villain! Where is he? I'll kill him!
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Was about a mile back
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Good, now where's my kitchen knife? I'll put a smile on his face from ear to ear... :)
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Damn, I hope you never smite me... or do I...
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depends on if you are foolish enough to spite her
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I would gift her the finest spice weasel.
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If you harm a hair on one of these fluffies, I will slice you up and cook you into stew!
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I'm just gonna slide outta here all nonchalant like.
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You might want some slime to help with that sliding.
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That sounds like it would be incredibly slimy.
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Did anyone hear fatboy slims latest release?
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It'd need some shims to stand on its own I'm afraid.
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Is that the one where he swims through a pool made of money? Oh no, I'm thinking of the Scrooge Mcduck music video....
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Oh yea - i heard swiss bankers get to do that in their vaults too
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I thought we'd be stuck for words here, then discovered that the Swist is a stream in the Rhineland.
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Swish.
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There goes the Swiss cheese...
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*watches, as the thread swims in the reverse direction down the word list... *
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To avoid that - id like to ask what everyone thinks about the sims
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I like making sim cats that live in boxes - if fits then sits!
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That post made me laugh, I'm in fits!
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This truly is a battle of wits!
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Well, I'm glad it wets your appetite
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Actually the phrase is that something whets your appetite - aka sharpens it/makes it more keen, like a whetstone does to a blade.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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That is very true, complete misspelling there. What a silly [insert rude change letter word here] I was.
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I think the core highlighted word in this chat just accidentally lost and changed a letter in one go...
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I think the core highlighted word in this chat just accidentally lost and changed a letter in one go...
oops! could have easily put 'thats'. What a silly chap I've been recently in this game
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Wow, that is such a self burn, I think it's going to leave a char
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I may move to Chad to try and exonerate myself
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Make sure you're clad in suitable gear for the heat!
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I heard coating yourself in clay can help...
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It takes so long to claw it all off again though.
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C is for clam hat.
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slow clap
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*peers out from behind flap*
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*waves a flag*
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*eats a flan*
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*joins the Klan*
Lol no not really I'm not a Democrat. ;)
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I have a plan to revive this thread.
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Are you sure that's a good play?
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I think it's a cunning ploy
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The plot thickens
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I'm so nervous I just did a little poot
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Drink some port, it'll calm your nerves.
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I agree it will sort you out.
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As long as your ailment is only nerves and not a sore.
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Ugh, this is such a bore.
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I am sad to hear this is such a bone of contention
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I am but one lone forum poster. What can I do?
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I suppose we can only toe the line
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Hmph. Fine.
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Wow, you guys really are on fire. *sarcasm intensifies*...
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I tire of this conversation.
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It is bumping along like a car with a flat tyre.
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Tyra Banks.
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Lyra Belacqua
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Lara Croft.
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Lyra Belacqua and Lara Croft would make and interesting larp party
-
Maybe one of them would play the harp.
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I've heard it's not too hard
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For a bard, perhaps.
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Don't be a sack of lard.
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wow. so you played that card
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Sorry I shouldn't be so hard on you. Okay I'm not sorry.
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What if it does him some harm?
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He can recover on the old farm.
-
I do enjoy relaxing on farms with some form of animal
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That's not exactly the norm.
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Would that include a worm?
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Probably in some form or another.
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You do all the agriculture you like - I'm going to build a fort!
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Will that include a port?
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That may be a part of the construction, yes :)
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I think you should give yourself a pat on the back for your efforts
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Alas, I am in a pit of despair instead :(
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Maybe you should sit this one out.
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I shall sit back and sip my gin instead.
-
That would be pretty hip.
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Right, let's hit the bottle then.
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That's lit!
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Yup, and we've a lot of booze to get through :)
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Well let me make a toast...
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You're all set, go ahead :)
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If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the ocean’s not beer and I’m not a duck, so let’s drink these pints and get all messed up.
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You could eat the alcohol in a gel form too.
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Gee that sounds like a lot of fun!
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Tee-hee.
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I think I'm gonna need a stronger cup of tea...
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Is it pea flavoured?
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More like pee.
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See, that was just uncalled for.
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General Lee was leader of the Confederate forces during the American Civil War.
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Ley lines are hypothetical lines connecting prominent points in a landscape.
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Hey. :)
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Hay is what horses eat :)
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No way! :o
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Unless they're at war. Then they just eat the souls of the slain.
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Holy crap I'm gonna speed outta here in my car.
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Don't forget your cat, while you're at it...
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Make sure it's not leaning over on a cant.
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You'd better. I've seen him use the cane for less
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That's not the action of a sane person.
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I was thinking the same
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I don't get it, I think I'll ask Sam what he thinks...
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Don't ham it up too much.
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I'm interested to hear what he has to say
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First he has to put on his thinking hat.
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I had one of those once
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Are you mad about losing it?
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Probably sad.
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That's bad.
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You mad?
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Guys, don't you think you're taking it a tad too far?
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Aye lad, let's cool it.
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Yeah, we should put a LID on things.
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In a bid to help calm things down - can I change the subject?
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In a bit, there's still more to say on this surely.
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Not if me and my baseball bat have anything to say about it!
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You like baseball?? Wow you could be bae.
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I am bad at baseball
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I'm sorry to hear that bud. :/
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I've just bid on a top hat
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Wasn't that a bad idea?
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I feel like upgrading to a cricket bat...
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This bat based arms race scares me. I'm going to flee on a boat
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Remind me to send my boa constrictors along with you for the newest hit movie: Snakes on a boat...
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* gasp *
You can also remove or add letters so long as:
- it is not the first or last letter that is added or removed and
- no additions or removals have been made within the last 10 entries.
....
I'll get my coat
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Oh, sorry, I threw it on a coal fire.
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I think that has been your goal all along
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Nah, my actual plan is the secret goat army.
Wait, was I meant to mention that yet?
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Are you trying to goad me into violent action?
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I feel like upgrading to a cricket bat...
Ouch. You might as well turn me in to a toad. :(
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I'm a witch, don't give me any ideas, there's a load of them in my head already... ;D
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Oh lord :-*
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Yup. Oh, look at that, I think I just found a cord to strangle you all... ;D
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Yeah she's rotten to the core and she just don't care.
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You're right, I really don't care...
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I have baked everyone a lovely cake
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It's great when people make nice food for everyone :)
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I'll take some thanks m8.
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That's certainly a pleasant turn to this whole tale..
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Yeah, good talk guys, good talk.
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Okay, that's enough of that, I recommend you walk away from this...
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But there's a wall in the way!
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Turn down the hall, man.
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And don't bother to call for help, no one will hear your screams... :balrog:
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Cell
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Bloody hell m8.
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Yes, what in seven hells was that?
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Cells.
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Sound the bells. We gonna hang us a megadux.
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Great idea! I'll go geg so.e nice long belts for the hanging...
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We might also need some bolts to secure them to the rafters.
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I could also try and provide some Colts, shooting is a kinder form of execution (we don't want anyone suffocating for hours, that makes for a really ugly corpse...)
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"Colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need..." although we could also use a large amount of volts to get the job done.
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Nah, I considered volt before and have come to the conclusion that electricution is a bad idea (again, refer you to the ugly corpse)...
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Are you sure a quick jolt wouldn't be nice and clean?
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So the suggestion here to kill? Would a little jilt not be more humane?
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Please, I really love this forum, but do stop messaging me asking for pictures of me wearing a kilt
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Please don't kill me I don't want to die and I thought you were my friends and I'm sad now.
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I'm not gonna lie, you do fill me with confidence :-)
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Please don't kill me I don't want to die and I thought you were my friends and I'm sad now.
I'm gonna file this under "Tings I have heard before that haven't stopped me"... :harp:
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Snuff film anyone?
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It's a firm no from me.
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I'll fire up the old projector
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This thread is a mire of confusion.
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Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you :) We're simply watching a snuff film on my projector, sire.
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I've been running around all day, and now my feet are sore... :(
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Oh dear - I hope you don't have to do too much more of that any time soon.
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Maybe it was to do with the shoes you wore[/]b?
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I think she's just worn out.
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Could be a torn ligament.
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You need to be careful how you turn around.
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Because if you turn around wrong, everything shall
BURN!
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Unless you were born lucky...
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I like corn.
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It's pretty core to the midwestern diet.
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I can cope with a fairly large amount of corn too
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I hope I can have some today.
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It certainly fill a hole
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A hole that a mole made.
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More of that, please
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I don't want to mire you in it.
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AND THEY CALL IT A MINE!
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A mine? I think it's a mint mine.
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As long as it's not a milt mine. That'd be weird.
-
That would indeed tilt the weird scales a bit.
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Yes, it would. As would me wearing a kilt.
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Not really, you would kill it.
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I'm not sure I have the will to do so, though.
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It's a big hill to cross.
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The hall of glory at the top is worth a visit though.
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All hail to the Queen!
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And her glorious kinda white-grey hair!
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Her rule is strong but fair
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Well, except for when she randomly throws citizens into the lair of the Black Dragon of Blackdragonford.
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Ah, the Black Dragon of Blackdragonford. Along with the White Wyvern of WhiteWyvernsholm they make quite the pair
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One often causing pain ...
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Unless there is rain since it's fire breath stops working
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They do need to rein their activities in then, yes.
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If we don't - it might be the ruin of all of us
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Though it could make for great ballads played on a ruan.
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One could sing about Huan, a great wolfhound of the First Age.
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Apparently hean is an older English adjective meaning weak, poor, or lowly.
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Nice word, old bean
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I'm a lean, mean, lexicographical machine :)
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I know what you mean.
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I am not sure what to have for my next meal.
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veal
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I've discounted both that and seal meat as ideas already.
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It's supposed to heal you right up.
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But I don't have any way to heat it for cooking purposes...
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You should beat it very vigorously to add thermal energy.
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Unfortunately, a bear are it already.
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Simply wait for it to come out of its rear.
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I asked it about that but it just said RAAR.
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That must have been scary. You know who scares me? Dominic Raab
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I asked the bear about Dominic. It said it'd prefer him in the form of a laab, which turns out to be a nicely made meat salad from Laos. It's a very culinarily discerning bear.
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It is also known as larb.
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Best eaten of course whilst wearing traditional Laosian garb.
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Is that the one with the barb on it?
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With the bark coloured pants?
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(https://i.redd.it/osarrgemc64y.jpg)
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It's like they were born to drive cars, they're so good at it.
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They really like honking the horn that's for sure.
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If they are not careful it'll get worn out
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Like the people who do too much porn.
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I'm torn between responses to that
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Maybe it was a turn of phrase
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Burn.
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*Burp*
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Bump
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Oh, bums.
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I am in the mood for sampling a range of rums
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Don't overdo it or you'll be taking Tums.
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They're bringing in more supplies of rum on a fleet of tugs.
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Oh good then it should arrive with my order of rugs.
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And our new range of Exilian branded mugs.
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Hugs.
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Our hogs all want a hug now too.
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Do they live in the bogs ?
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Yes, deep in those wet and smelly wetlands full of bugs.
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Sounds like the jugs of things I have in my fridge.
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That's because you didn't pour them into mugs in time.
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Is it milk for the mogs?
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Yes, straight from the moo moos. :)
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Not if someone boos them.
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We should boot out anyone who does such an awful thing.
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And loot their property?
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I guess we could make them foot the bill for their own trial, but I'd feel bad about taking more than that.
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Not even to make a raspberry fool?
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I'd sooner take a foal from its mare than use the justice system for robbery!
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That's a weird life goal.
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Not as weird as my plan to send a goat into space.
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I'd like to have a moat around my house.
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Oh don't moan so much.
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Have you seen the moon lately? It seems extra bright.
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Eh, everything is so grey that it feels a bit of a moot point at the moment.
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*Gray like in the color of soot?
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Like the spot of dust on my windows.
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Easy to clean if you spit in a handkerchief and use it as a wipe
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I'd rather slit my wrists. :(
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Slim chance of that happening, I think.
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If I slip with a knife it might happen.
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You'd be more likely to just clip yourself.
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I would still flip out regardless.
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Don't get yourself in such a flap.
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Agreed. In fact, give yourself a clap on the back
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Unless you're clad in spiky armour, in which case that could be painful.
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Ah, yes good point. I'm glad you mentioned that
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You wouldn't want to goad him into hurting himself.
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That certainly wasn't my goal.
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If he did, he wouldn't be able to look after his goat.
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That goat already has a moat around its enclosure.
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Can it be accessed with a boat?
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Yes, but the cabin boy is a total brat.
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It's only because of his constipation. He'd be fine if he ate more bran
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Or even a single bean.
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These dietary tips are tough to beat
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Alas, his diet is just beet eaten raw.
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Hmm, that'll keep him on his feet then!
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Quite a feat to survive on such a hostile diet.
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Indeed - he'd surely be better with some meat too.
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That would make a better meal.
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Try the veal, it's the best in the city.
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Why is every member of the waiting staff at this restaurant wearing a veil?
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It wouldn't do for them to show a vein.
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A bit vain of them.
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Perhaps it's some weird sort of rain protection?
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That surely can't be the main reason for it.
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It is a pain, but yes
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Those dead guys sure do make a pair though don't they?
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They're hiding in the gryphon's lair so I can't tell.
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Perhaps if we laid in wait we can catch them coming out of there...
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Then we'll ensure they've paid for their crimes.
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That's what she said.
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But did she set sail after saying it?
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Yes. She now lives on foreign soil
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May her soul be at rest there.
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They have good soup at least.
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Until the inevitable coup
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You mean the takeover by the businessmen of Arkovias Corp!?
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No by the chicken in my coop.
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Cool.
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Did I hear a coot?
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No you're just an old coot, which makes this discussion moot. :)
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The moon is bright tonight.
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It's daytime, you loon
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Day is just night plus the temporary loan of a nearby star.
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Loam.
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Is that what you find when you roam in the forest, CG?
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He never really strays from the road.
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Well that's because I'm a toad and it's easier on the flat surface.
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Well, that's me told.
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Try not to cake up like mold.
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You are a mole.
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You have no sole.
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I focus on my SOLO career instead.
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YOLO maphukka
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You're right! You do only LO!
Therefore I am going to immediately eat this polo mint, and dash the consequences.
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I meanwhile am going to travel to the South Pole.
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James K. Polk was the 11th president of the United States.
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Did he eat pork?
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Yes, with a fork.
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fook
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FOOL of a TOOK!
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Toot toot. I like trains.
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Does that make you a tool?
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Neither a tool nor a fool.
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What kind of food should I eat?
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Good food.
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I got some fried chicken in the 'hood.
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The only fast food place we have in Lancing is a burger joint called "hoof and main".
They are very hush hush about what meat goes into their patties.
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Hey whatever puts a roof over their heads.
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Or gets them a room to sleep in.
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I think we got to the root of that
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Yeah, though it's a moot point now anyway.
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Can we put a moat around it?
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Only if we fill it with meat.
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That would be quite a feat!
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Take a seat and you'll see how it's done!
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Will you have a trained seal?
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Yes, of course. Who else is going to steal all the meat to fill this moat with?
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The captain of a steam ship?
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No, only my seal pal has the nerve, wisdom, and raw strength it will take to bring back the steak we need.
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Will someone need to speak to the council and get planning permission?
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We defend our moat of steaks with spear points, not planning permission slips! Hayah!
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I swear this is dang good fun, and I'll probably be spamming a lot more from now on :-)
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Hooray!
Uh oh, some of the meat is starting to sweat
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Maybe we need to add sugar and make it all more sweet.
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Or put it outside to cool in the sleet?
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Not sure which option is best. Might sleep on it.
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Decision time! I've got a tea pot on to steep whilst waiting to hear your verdict
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It's all about trying to steer the conversation in the direction you want to go
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Indeed, you spotted I was trying to get a decision by using my resolve of steel
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I call a vote! Place your votes into the ceremonial skeel!
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I think we should all be in this vote, from New York elites to the lowly skell
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But do we all have the necessary skill?
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It is not relevant. Just the opinions that people have in their skull
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Let us see what fate the norn Skuld has woven for us, then...
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I'm going to skulk over here in case things turn sour
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Sour as the smell of a skunk?
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Yep. I caught a whiff of one of their sprays once. It stunk.
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I'm never sure grammatically when to use stunk vs stank.
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Evidently, it never sank in :(
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Perhaps I sang about it, I'd learn better.
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that would be a sane thing to do
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But is it safe?
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If it's not, we couldn't put it on sale!
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sage advice!
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Alright let's just turn the page here.
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Only the Book Mage can do such a great deed!
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Although they do require a fairly large wage
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A few chin wags and we can talk the price down maybe?
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I heard he'd do it for a pack of fags.
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Good, we've got bags of cigarettes out the back.
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careful, there are a fair few bugs back there
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They live under the rugs.
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If one runs at you, just be ready with a glaive. Halberds will also do at a pinch.
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I've heard that they are the weapon of choice for nuns
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Yeah, they go nuts with those things.
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It's a wonder they don't get more cuts
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They have cute magical healing fairy mice that sort those out.
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Using a tiny mouse lute?
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Yes, though you have to lure them in with cheese if you want them to play a full set.
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
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How dare you denigrate my ideas. I could sue you for that!
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You'll rue that decision bro.
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Well, I can just run away to the mountains of Georgia if I need to.
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Georgia, USA maybe. Where they play dueling banjos and have fun with you.
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What, like give you a bun?
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More like do things with your bum. :P
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(https://i.imgur.com/AUMtA58.jpg)
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I should just ban this thread and be done with it.
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If you think you can.
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I can if you're being enough of a cad.
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You're the one being bad.
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Alright, dad
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Aye, lad.
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Sorry for the slow reply, I'm posting on a bit of a lag.
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You're just an old hag.
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You're one to talk, you daft old bag.
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That's a big insult
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Read the sig.
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But that would be a sin according to the Lost Scrolls of the Bunneh
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What clearly is not one, is having excessive kin
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This thread needs a revival kit I think.
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Yes, it seemed to have run into a pit.
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Someone put the pin in the balloon, you could say.
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Let's make more of a din
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You could bang on a tin for that I guess.
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Or even ten of them.
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We need more men for this tin-banging operation!
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Wait! Wait! Wait! You can't go banging tin in a fen! You'll disturb the wildlife!
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Indeed - as a fen-dweller, I'm not a fan of a din from men with a tin, or ten!
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Would you say a ban would be appropriate?
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Or just bar them from certain areas
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Could we not just keep them far away?
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How about over there, behind the fir trees?
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I'd prefer those fur trees.
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Yes that would be fun :)
(Also, good to see you around again, Othko!)
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I'm a fan of being back, Jubal!
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I might go as far as to say: this calls for a celebration
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To the bar, everyone! :D
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Isn't drinking at this hour kind of a bad sign?
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Yeah, but it makes me forget how sad the world is :(
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Some parts arent so sad, I'd say
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They can still sap your energy away though.
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True, nothing a good nap might not fix?
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Oh, don't nag so.
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nay
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yay!
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So what is everyone up to this fine day?
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I am packing frantically, for tomorrow I must be on my way (back to Vienna from Frankfurt!)
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I hope you didn't have to pay too much for your ticket.
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No, didn't have to pry my wallet open too far to find the cash.
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Looks like it will be dry for you there
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I'll cry if there's not rain in Manchester soon.
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The weather is being a bit coy on that subject!
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I haven't seen a cow lie down yet today, so not looking good.
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I thought I saw one, but it turned out to just be a massive con >:(
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Maybe you should call for a cop ?
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They can't cope with crimes of this magnitude.
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Maybe plant some dope on the cow and then ring them?
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I hope that all cows aren't so deceptive
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I don't think the Pope wouldn't agree with that alas (but I can't comment more about that story)
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Yeah, you better pipe down
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I'll add that to the pile of threats I regularly receive :-D
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They must be vile people
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I'd run a mile if I saw them, certainly.
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I think I'd run the entire length of the Nile
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Did you know that Egyptians thought cats were sacred animals, and were the first to keep them as house pets? It really used to rile and confuse the ancient Greeks who used weasels for pest control, and did not know of domestic cats
-
That is a ripe little tidbit of information :-)
-
It really caused my knowledge to rise, that's for sure.
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Do you feel more wise than you used to?
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It's good to ensure your knowledge is as wide as possible.
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That's all the excuse I need to go and study obscure countries with a strong wine making tradition.
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Places with nice places to dine too I'd wager
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Places that are not dire at all.
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Indeed, sire!
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Think I've been out in the sun a bit to long, my skin is really sore
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Is that your sole complaint?
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Ive been down in the hole with that kind of discomfort.
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You call it a hole. I call it home.
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I'd rather live in a dome.
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DONE.
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GONE.
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NONE.
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NOPE.
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hope?
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Pope.
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Pole
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Mole.
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Would you ever live in a mole hole?
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I'd want to hone my earthworm eating skills first.
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Bone them first.
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Don't be such a BORE
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It's all making my butt sore.
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Sort yourself out.
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Maybe come help me construct this blanket fort
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Does it have a sally port?
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That part had to be removed from the plans due to budget constraints :(
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So it's not possible for the defenders to dart out, then? :(
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No, they'll have to take the cart route like everyone else.
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Maybe a lift could be installed at one part
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You can buy them down at Wal-Mart.
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Along with a bottle of malt vinegar, two packets of salted hazelnuts, and forty-one and a half cans of shandy.
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Salt is delicious.
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And it's on SALE! :)
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I think it's safe to say that I'll have 6 pallets
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same :)
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That's very tame - won't you have more?
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The rules in the ancient TOME forbid it!
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Is that the one you keep on a shelf at home?
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No, it lives in the hole.
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Well i hope you clean it out from time to time
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Nope!
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Ok, I'll leave a note for the maid
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I vote against that idea
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Would it upset the vole?
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Oh, she's fine. It's the MOLE it'll really get on the nerves of.
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Tell me more!
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Indeed - we don't want our small mammals to mope!
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Yes, we hope that won't occur.
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I don't think I'd be able to cope
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Wear a cape, then you can deal with anything.
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Could i get some cake too?
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Oh for portugals sake m8.
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Be careful - it might get wet in the lake!
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I like this forum.
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It would be better if it was lime green in color.
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You just crossed a line there, buddy.
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It is a fine one at that
-
Oddly enough it does form a sine curve.
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Like me, walking home after I've had too much wine :)
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Yes. a wide path is preferable in those circumstances.
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At least I don't have to wade through water.
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That would also have made your journey tougher, true.
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Indeed - I'd pick a different mode of transport.
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What would you consider more suitable for such a circumstance?
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A mare?
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Yes, one with a beautiful mane!
-
Indeed, I can see it through this pane of glass.
-
*a TRACKING SHOT focuses on the HORSE, and it PANS left as the creature runs gracefully across a field of dry grass*
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(as someone fans the camera to keep it cool in the heat)
-
The horse also has fins. This was an unexpected development.
-
That would be a fine sight
-
Mine eyes ne'er beheld such majesty as fin horse!
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It makes me pine for a past I never had: Cantering across the meadows and dales astride fin horse
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A fine thought, 'tis true.
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One we should file away for posterity!
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Yes, let us fill filing cabinets with copies of The Fin Horse Dream in different languages.
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Sorry, but mine are already full
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Then pull a new one into place!
-
A bitter pill to swallow, this.
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It seems to have cast a pall over proceedings.
-
Perhaps a trip to the mall might lighten everyone's spirits?
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Screw that, I'm going to Mali.
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Bali is nice too.
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As is Bari :)
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Does Bart live there?
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No... he's just there as bait.
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That mate who walks with a slow, leisurely gait?
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Yes, his loss will be our gain.
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Is that the main benefit?
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The maid thinks so.
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I think she may have been paid off
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With a pair of fine slippers?
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Maybe, or maybe that new ribbon in her hair
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She’ll want to keep that out of the hail.
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Otherwise she'll be sure to fail
-
Unless she decides to wear some mail.
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Hardly her main problem.
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That might be a pain, unless she's used to it.
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Not as much as the pin will cause.
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Can I have some pie?
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Ask the pig for some.
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I asked for a pork pie and it gave me a great big wallop
-
Maybe you should offer it a wig?
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That sounds like a win all round.
-
That would make the fin horse very happy.
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I daresay it's celebratory neights would create a fair DIN
-
We might need to don earplugs.
-
Yes, fin horses can make a ton of noise.
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I heard that certain other animals can too
-
Indeed - some of them moo!
-
A moa could probably also make a lot of noise.
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Better than a boa constrictor. They are very quiet indeed.
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And then they jump out at you and shout "BOO!" right? :)
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Exactly, then needing to beat a hasty retreat to the LOO
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That's a lot of stuff I don't want to contemplate...
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I've got more where that came from
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Get out.
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Ok. Although it is rather wet
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It's good to have the wit to recognise that.
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I win.
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The fin horse is confused about which thread we're in.
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Omigosh, the fin horse? I am such a fan of that creature!
-
But is it much fun?
-
As sure as the sun rises each day!
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Or that a bun rises in the oven!
-
But mildly less sure than the certainty that Wibulnubniblia has No Marcuses Allowed.
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I bet a Marcus has sneaked in at some stage, though...
-
If one set his mind to it, perhaps...
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He would have had to sew the "infiltrating Wibulnubniblia" badge on to his scout uniform.
-
But if the Wibulnibs saw that, the might figure out the issue...
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Ineed, he might get a raw deal after that
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I ran from the cow plague.
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Did you get a tan?
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Nope.
I got a TANK!
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Awesome! Why talk to your enemies when you can blow them up!
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I mean, I'd balk at that idea. I just wanted a cool mode of transportation :s
-
Surely you can't let these people walk all over you?
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Mm. I must go and see a great wali to ask for advice.
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Maybe there is one in Bali?
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Or Bari, for that matter.
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Is his name Bart?
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Sorry, did you say Bort? that happens to be my name :-)
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I have a fort.
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Please don't fart inside there, it looks small!
(p.s. I'm sorry, I had too)
-
A part of me is amused by that.
-
242 PARA SQUADRON GO GO GO!
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Papa?
Nicole?
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The island of Rapa Nui is known as Easter Island in English.
-
I have heard numerous raps about it.
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I need more naps.
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I need more taps
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I can give some tips on how to get them.
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That would be tops!
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So first you must obtain coin by defrauding the cops...
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I don't think they would cope with that very well :(
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It is, alas, Tusky's only hope.
-
Well, maybe I do have enough of them at home
-
I'm glad you have some.
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Including a tome about history
-
Sometimes books have to be chained - is it tame?
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I could tell you how it was brought to its current, human friendly state, but 'twould be a long, long tale.
(Also, given the subject was and has been for over a page taps, I'm not sure how the category of taps includes "a tome about history...")
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I pale at the thought of it.
(The subject might now be the coin which Tusky might or might not have at home, rather than the taps he still needs. Maybe the tome is so valuable as to count as coin, or it's a history of coin, or taps, or both? Maybe he could buy the taps with the coin, and save us from the increasingly dense meta-analysis into which we're sinking?)
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Although perhaps we do have time to hear it? Or are we rushing at a fast pace
(I was just listing something I also had in my fictional home, since I apparently came to the decision that I had a sufficient amount of taps. Just to change the subject, really)
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We're going to end up in a bad place one way or t'other.
-
Gosh that's a worry. I have quite a lot on my plate as it is!
-
Try serving things on a slate instead?
-
True. Maybe that way we won't be in such a bad state
-
Stote turns out to be a valid albeit archaic spelling of stoat.
-
I bet you have quite a store of facts like that!
-
I just stole this one from the internet honestly.
-
well stone the crows! - I never thought you would reduce to such things
-
I must atone for my failings :(
-
Would you like to be left alone with your thoughts?
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Yes, run along now!
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Sorry - I feel like I've let the cat among the pigeons a bit there.
-
I must now switch to speaking in Atong.
-
And I must find a cure for my Atony
-
What about a nice lie down in a stony stream full of fresh water?
-
That might work, perhaps someone could read me a story
-
Maybe an unusually literate stork?
-
Maybe the POWER OF THE STORM COMPELS YOU
-
Is there a store nearby? I'd like to buy a pastry.
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*snore*
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At least if you're asleep, you can't be caught in a snare.
-
That would give me rather a scare, so it sounds a good thing to avoid.
-
Indeed - we don't want to lose you, as we don't have a spare.
-
And we wouldn't want people to stare
-
I should start looking after myself better, then, really :/
-
I think it's a stark realisation for all of us.
-
It's like the time I found out that my pet tortoise was actually a shark in disguise all along.
-
No doubt attempting to shirk his shark duties
-
Did he wear a shirt for added disguise?
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Yes - and a skirt!
-
How did it afford all of those things? I thought that sharks were generally skint!
-
It sold the skins of its enemies for coin.
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I think i once bought once actually, for my sins
-
I bought one for my sons.
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Did they have tons of them?
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No, they were only little tots so I just bought them one flayed skin between them and they had to share.
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Very thoughtful of you! I've found that they do make good toys
-
Yes, my boys are loving it.
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Would you rate it as one of your best buys?
-
It wasn't as good as the delicious buns I bought recently.
-
I often feel obliged to go for runs after eating cakes and things like that
-
I just touch the magical anti-calories rune on the inside of my fridge.
-
Oh cool! Maybe I will right after I rewatch Dune
-
Will you dine on pizza as you watch the film?
-
Good idea! I think I will. I may even sprinkle some pine nuts on it, to jazz it up a little
-
If you want real jazz, add pink food colouring to it.
-
That's the colour of my local ice rink!
-
Well, that must rank high on lists of local tourist attractions.
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It does! Along with the polkadot tank
-
It must have been quite a task to paint it like that.
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It was. I quickly learned that some painters are good, others just talk the talk
-
Yes, it's skill rather than the ability to tell a tale that you really want.
-
Unlike if you are attempting to make a sale
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On which subject, can I interest you in a jar of this excellent salt?
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Sorry, spent all my money on single malt whiskey.
-
And I spent mine on this ice cream! Excuse me I need to eat it quickly, lest it melt
-
Alas, being short of money, I cannot but the felt hat I wanted.
-
And I had to forego a new belt
-
Aw, all the best stuff is going to people who have money and not to us :(
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It does test my patience
-
I am going to go and live in a tent for a few months.
-
It would seem that it would be the best thing to do, what with everyone so hell bent on capitalism, nationalism, populism and various other non-progressive "isms"
-
Yes, hibernation seems a heaven sent idea about now.
-
Maybe I should join a religious sect
-
What if they order you to take the seat of a bishop?
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Might be ok. I could beat the non-believers
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Would you best them in single combat, or challenge them to chess?
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I meant more like take a belt to them ;D
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What if they bolt and run away?
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I have quite a speedy colt. They won't get far
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I'll get my coat. To the hunt!
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I'll bring my cat
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Can your cat hunt well?
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I'll just say that it once ran a feline hunting gang in Alaska
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Did it pan for gold there too?
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I think cats just tend to pad around the place and steal other people's gold quietly.
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Do they keep it in a pod once they've got it?
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No, they hoard it at the shrine of the cat god.
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Who is a right sod, by the way
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Really? That's sad :(
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I suppose so, it just can't help being bad
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It must surely have a particularly luxurious bed.
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That is what I have been led to belive
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And presumably be fed only the most exquisite of feline foods.
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Sounds like a fad diet to me.
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What are the least bad diets?
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A bacon bap - no, wait, two, one in each hand for a balanced diet.
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I think you have just raised the bar for healthy eating.
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Yes, my diet plan is far and away the best on offer :)
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Say goodbye to your unwanted fat!
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You also have to drink a vat of pear cider every week.
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Hm, that might be tricky. I think I have a few tins in my van somewhere...
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VAIN FOLLY! PEAR CIDER CAN ONLY BE CONSUMED FROM WOODEN BARRELS OR CLAY VATS! IT IS KNOWN AND WRITTEN IN THE ANCIENT ANNALS OF SOMERSET!
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Indeed, on pain of being wassailed with a wassailing thing!
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I resfuse to be a pawn of the intransigent elders of Somerset. I might drink cider from a shoe. That'll show 'em
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Fortunately, the Intransigent Elders of Somerset are busy yelling at some wibulnibs to get off their lawn.
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No doubt the Wibulnibs are in flagrant breach of the Intransigent Elders' laws.
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Is it because they like to dig up the grass with their paws?
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No, it's mostly when they rip the soil apart with their slavering, gaping maws.
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Well that will cause a big old mess on the lawn for anyone that mows it
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It's so muddy out there now they're using it to keep the sows on.
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It is. I'm going in to make rows of profiteroles
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Look out! The rocs may steal them!
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And then put them down on a rock to eat?
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Ah, good point. Best put them under lock and key
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In the secret base below the loch?
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Maybe, although I heard that a lich may have got in there
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That's probably better than lice.
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In any case I'd still rather not like going down there!
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If they're not careful, they might get a pike in there too.
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Don't poke it, it has teeth.
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It would be safer to use a pole.
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Well, I have a pile of those here.
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Are they made of pine?
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PING!
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I can't sing that.
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Are you sure you couldn't wing it?
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No, there's too much wind.
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In that case I'll just have some wine, and not get involved
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Mine will be a cider, thank you!
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Fine
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I'll start a fire to warm it up.
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Five more please!
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Jubal really knows how to live! I will have the same.
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Given how this evening is going, I will move on to gin with a slice of lime.
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Maybe it would help to have several of them in a line.
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Yea, fine.
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It's a little chilly, I'll start a fire
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Indeed, sire! A most noble plan.
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Ok, if your sure. I'll try not to interfere with the one Glaurung started. Or the precious booze!
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Indeed - please don't contaminate the booze, we must keep it pure.
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Are you sure that's important?
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Yes - I think someone will get very sore if we don't.
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I think there is a book on booze lore that says something like that
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Ah yes, the Tome Of Greater Boozing, written by the ALCOHOL LORD.
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Which contains one word after another.
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It's gotten rather worn lately, though
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We will have to warn the readers to be careful with it, then.
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Very true. All must be wary when handling the Tome Of Greater Boozing
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Nary a word of the text must be harmed!
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One thing I would say, though - it would be nice if they would vary the drinks that are discussed in the tome.
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Yes, the later chapters start to feel very same-y.
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Is there a verb that means: make less same-y?
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Hmm. There's certainly a mysterious herb that makes things appear less same-y.
(More seriously: diversify, I guess?)
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I'm not sure who would use such a thing. Maybe someone that felt like they wanted to go against the herd
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And would that be you, Herr Tusky?
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Now look here, I have never required anything to make things appear less samey except the air in my lungs and a song in my heart.
Also beer.
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Well, we have air and music here. And a whole mere full of beer.
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A mere mere? We demand more beer!
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People may mope if there's not
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I hope we can obtain more then...
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I'll check the local watering hole
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You should hone your skills further before undertaking such a quest.
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Your right, I should have a practice and do some training at home
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Not at the finest seminaries in Rome?
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Maybe, although I heard that a lot of their training methods involve learning by rote
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Ah, I can see how you might not rate them as a result.
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Yep. I think we should get drinks that people can really rave about
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To the party cave!
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Is there cake?
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Yes, I'm just going to make it now.
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I suppose you'll bake it, won't you?
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Yes, I wouldn't base my attempts on uncooked dough!
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Undercooked dough is the bane of many bakers
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Indeed, it would cause their business to wane.
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We wouldn't want that. Then there'd be less cake!
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About which I am sure many would rant
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I rang the bakers' union to complain in advance, just in case.
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I am starting to get hunger a pang
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Quick! Eat these pans of fried food!
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I will supplement them with these cans of beans
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Too late, the cats ate all the food.
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rats
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So, all in all, how would you rate this thread so far?
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It's terrific! I think I want to take it out on date
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...I feel you might dote on this threat a little too much.
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Are you saying it's not something that you have done?
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None have yet accused me of that and lived to tell the tale, sirrah!
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What about those nine accusers over there?
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I can't actually kill all my accusers as fast as I'd like, so they're waiting in line.
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I like like that system!
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Really? I was going to change it and have them all march into a lake to save me the bother.
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That would be quicker. Or maybe introduce a take a ticket style system?
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Tak (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tak#Polish).
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I usually boil my foes in tar
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Do you find this gets you banned from the bar?
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The last barkeep to attempt such a ban became my foe...
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I imagine they became quite wan when they realised the fate that awaited them.
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Yes, some of them fled and hid in a wat
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Was it wet in there?
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I'll bet it was.
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Can I get the odds on that one, if we're betting?
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We'd have to vet you - we can't just give out odds to anyone, you know.
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I am sure your requirements can be met.
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You might get a surprise. I have heard the process can be quite gruelling...
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Fear not, I will just use my gem collection to bribe the examiners.
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Wouldn't you get more value if you sold them?
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My gut feeling is otherwise.
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Oooh, get you!
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I am indeed a fine and notably savvy gent, yes :tusky:
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It might be enough if you sent the examiners some flattering and persuasive emails instead - then you can keep your valuables.
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What if I threatened to reveal what I know of the dark secrets of the examiners' mysterious religious sect?
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That may work, although isn't it quite a dangerous seat of power that you don't want to be meddling with?
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Oh look, a seal. Arf arf.
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That was a real belter
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You reap what you sow, I guess.
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I'll try not to read too much into that.
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Drink some mead - it'll make you feel happier!
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Your right, alcohol could help mend ones injured pride.
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I'll send you a couple of bottles.
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Hopefully they won't have any sand in.
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No, my band of bottle-carriers only carry the finest sand free bottles!
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Is there a bard in their retinue?
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There is, that's the mysterious bald lady with the bagpipes over there.
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It's good to see someone so bold with that instrument.
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Yeah, she has a real bond with it.
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I'm interested to hear her play. There aren't very many instruments you find that have parts that bend
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Yes, its flexibility means one has to mend it less often.
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They don't lend themselves very well to relaxation mind. There are not very many playlists called "drift off to sleep to these soothing bagpipe classics"
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Send in more bagpipers at once!
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As long as they don't have to go to the beach - I'm sure sand isn't good for bagpipes.
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Although they may want to try their hand at fishing!
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Yes, for an experienced bagpiper it surely can't be that hard to catch some fish.
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However, no matter how skilled a bagpiper may be it could be made all the more impossible to catch but one fish in a boat made out of card
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It would be a mighty bard indeed who achieved such a feat!
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Yes and it was a feat. A fish was caught, taken back to shore and left while the boat was tied to the docks. All for the local cat, to run away with it! As it ran, the fish almost dropped when a dog made the loudest bark and scared the cat!
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That cat will be known as a thief to all the world, mark my words.
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It would be a shame to condemn it to living in the murk of a criminal underworld
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Lurk is all the cat does now, waiting for the next fish to be caught for it
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The lure of fish may prove irresistible when that occurs.
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There's no cure for that!
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Perhaps if it is a fish thief to the core, although I am sure that is not true of all cats?
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We'll have to see if it can cope without fish.
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My guess is a firm: Nope
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NONE SHALL MAKE MERE GUESSES! WE ARE HERE FOR SCIENCE!
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That gave me a fright. I think I just lost one of my nine lives
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Drink some wine, you'll feel better.
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It usually does put a wide grin on my face!
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Quick, hide it again, the smile police are coming!
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what if I want to ride in a police car?
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I rode in one once. They're just cars.
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Was your ride in the role of an arrested criminal?
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No, it was for the sole reason that I'd been organising a protest and they wanted to check I wasn't going to invite anarchist infiltrators.*
*Unlike most of the stuff in this thread where I'm just going full surrealist, this is actually an entirely true story.
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Were you organising it solo?
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Not had I the wisdom of Solon could I have done such a thing! Though I did do most of the work.
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Well it's good that you did not get arrested, or become a fugitive or something and have to flee to solan on the lam
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Indeed, I can simply recline in the solar of my castle.
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I would quite like a castle defended by polar bears, maybe like Iorek Byrnison
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A castle defended by polar bears, with solar power
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But can we find it with our sonar?
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Maybe we cold use Turkish pop singer: Soner Sarıkabadayı's equipment? I think it has a better range
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Fantastic idea! As long as the song isn't sober, they'll have a great time!!
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Just don't give Soner Sarıkabadayı a saber. We don't want this to get messy.
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Or a saker - that would probably be messy too.
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Maker be merciful, yes, that would be very bad.
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Depends on if you consider yourself to be a risk taker
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Polar bears, sabers, sakers...this risk shouldn't be taken
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Indeed, we must waken the people to this danger.
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It will require someone who wakes up early, before misfortune has a chance to strike...
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Then for goodness' sakes please don't ask me to do it.
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Maybe the town sales will begin soon and will distract everyone!
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We could sell Turkish pop singer Soner Sarıkabadayı some bales of hay rather than bladed weaponry, I guess.
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Yes, and Soner Sarıkabadayı could set up those bales of hay and tell tales
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It only takes one story from him and you'll be hooked
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I heard he fakes it and actually has the ghost of Ferdowsi on his payroll talking to him through an earpiece! :O
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Everyone says that Soner Sarıkabadayı bakes all those scary biscuits so that ghost Ferdowsi can consume them while Soner Sarıkabadayı tells all those stories.
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Whilst sat on bales of hay!
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The hay Soner Sarıkabadayı used, meant that he needed to use balms to heal his injury.
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ed balls
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He would have been better using the walls to tell those stories. Instead he had grazed feet and endless pots of balms to heal them
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Soner Sarıkabadayı now feels like a bit of a wally I imagine.
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Hey now, it was the bally hay's fault!
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It matters not now, for Soner Sarıkabadayı has entered the belly of the great leviathan whale, and who knows if we shall ever see him again.
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Sounds like he'll need a welly or two.
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Probably feels like a right wally
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Maybe he needs an ally to help him.
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Who would be willing to ably fulfill such a role?
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I think Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse ought to be able enough?
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That might work. Ok so to recap, just so I am clear:
We are saving a Turkish pop singer that has been gobbled up by a biblical whale, in order that we can use his equipment to find a castle
If so, then I think we will need a boat to start the search. I happen to have one sitting on an old trailer. It's a little rusted but maybe we can start Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse greasing the axle
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"Thys boate for that we shall float uponne yt shall allou us to see alle" says Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse, who is also highly trained in mock Chaucerian English.
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I hope that we take it easy getting the boat sorted. If not and anyone starts to chafe... I have some spare aloe
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And if it's going really badly, I have sloe gin.