Exilian

The Jolly Boar Inn => The Boozer => The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! => Topic started by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 02:39:42 PM

Title: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 02:39:42 PM
Right, time for a new CTL game.

The rules:

So, let's start this one off!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 10, 2014, 05:40:11 PM
I'm not smart enough to understand all those rules. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 06:02:13 PM
I shall get them rewritten for your Trotskyist-bovine self by some random Spart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Communist_League_(Fourth_Internationalist))  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 10, 2014, 08:01:00 PM
They will still be torn apart by the Wibulnibs!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 08:26:37 PM
Look out! Wibulnibs sighted aport!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 10, 2014, 08:32:08 PM
They're no sport. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2014, 09:31:18 PM
Behold! A spore of the mighty mushroom of Mundifron!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Dimos on February 11, 2014, 02:18:31 AM
Spare us, mighty mushroom cultivator!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 11, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
That mushroom gives me too much of a scare! *Runs away*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2014, 11:15:41 AM
Attack! Scale the stem!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 11, 2014, 11:22:08 AM
Armadillos for sale!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2014, 12:10:49 PM
Is that the sole item you sell?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 11, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
No, I can also sell you a pole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 13, 2014, 02:10:03 AM
So with my armadillo and pole, what role can I play?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2014, 06:03:31 AM
Well, if you use the armadillo on the pole it can be a weapon. If so I'll also throw in a rope for you so you can tie people up after you bash them with you pole-armadillo.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2014, 10:41:45 AM
I just hope this works...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 17, 2014, 01:59:50 PM
Nope. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2014, 02:18:10 PM
I'll take note of that.  :/
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 17, 2014, 02:34:37 PM
Just tote your sorry self out of here.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 18, 2014, 05:30:30 PM
But should I learn my note by memory aids or by rote?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 18, 2014, 06:17:28 PM
I dote on either choice.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 18, 2014, 08:09:02 PM
I give up. Might as well just go on the dole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 19, 2014, 12:18:17 AM
That's a lowly role. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2014, 03:44:28 PM
Well, seems more probable than getting back on a roll any time soon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2014, 02:35:50 AM
Wow, what a troll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 01:07:40 PM
A droll troll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 01:25:13 PM
Invalid move, bad Khan :P

Ah well, drill onwards...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on February 22, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
I think his move was quite brill.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 10:06:02 PM
I still feel I should grill him about it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 10:17:44 PM
A Trill is a species in Star Trek.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
That is not relevant to the present trial!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 11:09:00 PM
Neither is a sentence about the Chinese Triad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 11:49:45 PM
Sorry. I tried.  :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 23, 2014, 02:05:12 AM
Let's get some fried fish.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 01:11:06 PM
I'll eat anything as long as it's name isn't Fred
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 23, 2014, 03:12:11 PM
Don't fret, these are all called Cholmondeley.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 08:04:45 PM
Go free fried Fred fish!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 12:25:01 AM
Flee!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2014, 08:59:23 AM
And now he hasfled. Now you are safe from the Cholmondeley. Poor, poor fried Fred fish.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 11:00:16 AM
Sadly, the fish bled to death from its wounds.  :'(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 01:54:40 PM
Ew that is bleh.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 02:49:27 PM
Too tired to write coherently. Blah blah blah.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
Stop or I'll shoot! *KA-BLAM*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 24, 2014, 04:51:30 PM
I can close up like a clam and become bulletproof!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2014, 07:42:46 PM
How about you make a clan of clams?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 24, 2014, 08:15:34 PM
James Caan is not the same as Khan.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 12:54:14 AM
Nor indeed the same as Cain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2014, 06:18:46 AM
Or rain. Although that isn't even a name. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2014, 01:09:33 PM
Okay, this name line is now causing pain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Take a pair of Tylenol and call me in the morning.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2014, 09:58:37 PM
When you're asleep I'll cut all of your hair!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 25, 2014, 11:52:27 PM
That's fair. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 01:55:39 AM
Not if I fail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 09:27:28 AM
If you fail, you will grow a tail by the power of the great wizard Nassofron!  :gandalfgrey:
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 26, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Is he tall?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 10:45:41 AM
He used to be, but the years have taken their toll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 11:21:12 AM
I don't care, he still looks like a doll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 26, 2014, 11:39:40 AM
He makes a damn good bread roll, I'll say that for him.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 26, 2014, 07:08:05 PM
Is that the only role he plays?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 26, 2014, 09:06:53 PM
No he is also a personal secretary to Bob Dole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 27, 2014, 06:08:08 AM
Awesome, that means he's not a dolt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 27, 2014, 10:06:09 AM
I have a Colt style .45, although mine is a Springfield.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 27, 2014, 10:17:33 AM
Can it shoot a volt or is it just a normal bullet gun?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 01, 2014, 10:59:08 PM
As long as you don't shoot that adorable vole over there.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on March 01, 2014, 11:54:01 PM
Not as cute as that mole though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 02, 2014, 02:04:29 AM
You mean the one on Jubal's face? To add to the ugliness his hair is beginning to molt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 02, 2014, 12:13:47 PM
That gave me a jolt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
Owch. I'm going to go live in a holt now, otters are less judgmental.  :'(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 02, 2014, 01:53:15 PM
Khan you dolt! You've made Jubal sad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2014, 03:52:14 PM
Verily, I am as static and emotionally drained as a doll cast aside by its owner.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 02, 2014, 04:01:12 PM
Wow. I can see Khan's words have really taken their toll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2014, 04:50:37 PM
This is why it's a bad idea to troll people.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 02, 2014, 07:17:25 PM
Can you do the trill?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 03, 2014, 12:09:46 AM
I don't know; we'll have to set up a trial to find out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 03, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
Chinese Triad have no trials.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 03, 2014, 12:14:20 PM
At least we can say we tried.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 03, 2014, 03:40:34 PM
I like them french fried pertaters.

(http://cinedork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/slingblade.jpg)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Dimos on March 03, 2014, 04:09:40 PM
Have you dried them befawr coo-king?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 03, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Yes and then I pried them apart.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2014, 08:16:11 PM
While you were being a prier.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 03, 2014, 08:17:31 PM
Prior to that I sold pants for a living.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2014, 06:33:24 AM
And you killed heaps of people living in a priory because you sold them unholy pants.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 06, 2014, 04:58:17 PM
There won't be any more priors here! >:(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 06, 2014, 05:32:09 PM
Or indeed priers staring in on our word-games.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 11, 2014, 07:17:48 PM
I use what are called cheese triers to take samples at work.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 13, 2014, 09:32:33 AM
Do you rate your cheese in tiers?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 08, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
Yes, but we are all liers.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 08, 2014, 06:04:24 PM
Shouldn't that be spelt liars?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 08, 2014, 06:07:27 PM
No, I was just giving Khan a lears by telling him that we are those who lay down. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 08, 2014, 06:30:52 PM
I wonder how well Khan hears these lessons.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 08, 2014, 06:57:46 PM
I think he heard it. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 08, 2014, 09:36:52 PM
I did, and now I'm sad and I will run away from home to herd sheep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 10, 2014, 11:16:42 PM
At least you can read good books whilst doing so - the joy of being a nerd.  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 07:57:59 AM
The sound good and all but first I need to find a good book.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2014, 07:51:38 PM
If you look in the reed beds, you might find some papyrus to make into a good book  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 04, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
Read books? Why would I?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2014, 12:55:11 PM
They are the real armadillo.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 04, 2014, 09:44:27 PM
I hate any book that is a teal colour though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on May 04, 2014, 10:48:10 PM
I'd prefer to make a meal out of a teal book than read it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 05, 2014, 01:07:29 PM
Pleased to meat you. ;)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2014, 01:25:12 PM
That was mean, Khan.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 05, 2014, 01:34:04 PM
Well, maybe you just need some nice cool mead
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2014, 01:42:09 PM
I'd rather be dead!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 05, 2014, 01:52:18 PM
Would you please do us that deed?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2014, 02:05:20 PM
You're in deep armadillo now, Khan! >:(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 05, 2014, 09:34:20 PM
Really? I think I might weep... or not!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2014, 09:36:20 PM
Meep meep! Meep meep!

(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/+_39ba89ff50500fe12569bc99e529e4a1.gif)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 06, 2014, 01:32:35 PM
Keep calm, CG.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 07, 2014, 01:05:41 AM
I'm not too keen on that idea.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 08, 2014, 10:07:26 PM
How has everyone been?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2014, 12:34:54 AM
I've seen better days.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 09, 2014, 09:06:23 AM
Than why don't you seek better days? *initiate quest to find better days*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 09, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
Take a peek over here, there might be some.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2014, 09:55:10 PM
Would you like a leek?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 09, 2014, 11:19:59 PM
I would, but only to help plug the leak in my ship's hull.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2014, 11:24:43 PM
I can just lean on it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 09, 2014, 11:32:30 PM
Depends how long you want to loan yourself out for...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2014, 11:39:11 PM
Also depends on the load of money you're willing to part with.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 10, 2014, 12:02:58 AM
I'll just disembark and take the rest of the trip by road.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 10, 2014, 01:11:21 AM
You're such a toad! :'(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 11, 2014, 10:04:48 PM
You will be toed off!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 12, 2014, 05:32:14 PM
Or possibly "told" off? :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 12, 2014, 05:41:59 PM
I fold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 12, 2014, 09:52:42 PM
Too late, I already sold it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 13, 2014, 06:18:04 PM
Damnit Khan, you can't keep being the sole negotiator on these sales!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 13, 2014, 08:38:53 PM
Would you like a (http://www.foodnutritionscience.com/pubdata/images/457.jpg) banana?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 13, 2014, 09:53:21 PM
No thank you, dolt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 19, 2014, 10:10:20 PM
You got hit by a crossbow bolt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 19, 2014, 10:16:54 PM
Really, Khan? You're getting blood all over my bole-coloured coat!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 19, 2014, 10:31:25 PM
That coat sounds like a bore.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 19, 2014, 10:43:57 PM
I wish I was never born.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 19, 2014, 10:55:38 PM
I just want to go burn myself to death currently :/
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 19, 2014, 11:50:03 PM
But it's my turn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 07:03:52 AM
I saw a tern on holiday.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 20, 2014, 08:33:49 AM
I can't wait until the end of school term.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 08:43:10 AM
Sneezing can spread germs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 20, 2014, 01:21:11 PM
Apparently Herm is an island.  :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 02:02:45 PM
It probably has a herd of cows on it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 20, 2014, 04:12:21 PM
You will be held for questioning.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 04:38:06 PM
You can't hold me!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 20, 2014, 06:06:18 PM
I just told you I would.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
That's cold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 20, 2014, 06:52:08 PM
Still grows mold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 07:03:50 PM
This word is bold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 20, 2014, 07:35:05 PM
This one is gold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
If you sell that gold, it will be sold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 20, 2014, 08:12:25 PM
I'd hold on to it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 08:13:51 PM
I held onto it earlier.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 21, 2014, 12:08:32 AM
Help! Help!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 21, 2014, 07:08:55 AM
Dogs sometimes yelp.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 21, 2014, 08:49:14 AM
Don't yell Jubal, we can hear you fine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 21, 2014, 12:51:08 PM
Go to hell, KHAN! >:(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 21, 2014, 09:17:02 PM
:) But I'm too busy stealing The Hill. ;D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 22, 2014, 09:59:58 AM
I'll call the bill!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 23, 2014, 11:16:26 PM
I detect an imbalance of yellow bile in the patient. His humours must be restored to balance.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 24, 2014, 01:07:14 AM
Pretty vile, Jubal. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 24, 2014, 10:54:29 AM
The sickness is spreading through the vale.  :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 24, 2014, 12:23:15 PM
Good news; I am to be the lord of Dale.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 24, 2014, 12:49:23 PM
Really? I heard Bob Dole was tipped for the job.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 24, 2014, 01:02:20 PM

But still you heard wrong, you dope! :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 25, 2014, 12:00:49 AM
Nope. Here comes Bob Dole now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 25, 2014, 12:34:35 AM
Good, he brings me much hope.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 25, 2014, 01:43:20 PM
And now he's shoved Ned Stark into a hole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on May 25, 2014, 03:23:56 PM
Ned Stark's head is on a pole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 25, 2014, 03:41:40 PM
Can I poke it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Lady Grey on May 25, 2014, 05:58:41 PM
Looks like it's on a pike to me...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 25, 2014, 07:10:56 PM
Bob Dole has done his worst, I think. Looks like he's going to take a hike off to Narnia now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 25, 2014, 07:38:02 PM
They'd better run and hide! :o
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 25, 2014, 08:05:08 PM
But will he strike at once, or bide his time?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 25, 2014, 09:20:06 PM
Probably just take a huge ass bite out of Aslan.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 25, 2014, 09:45:17 PM
Aslam will turn him into bits and pieces.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 25, 2014, 10:32:54 PM
Tits.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 26, 2014, 10:44:59 AM
Tit monger!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 26, 2014, 05:37:34 PM
Invalid move Khan, you can't remove/add the first or last letter!

So...

Also CG, watch your language, there are tiny tots around.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 26, 2014, 09:49:53 PM
...on his toes.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 26, 2014, 10:27:49 PM
Got me some hoes. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 26, 2014, 11:14:19 PM
And I'm delivering them now. Seventy-one gardening implements. There ya goes, sir.  ;D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 26, 2014, 11:38:52 PM
Those aren't mine, those are Joe's.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 27, 2014, 11:56:18 AM
Wow, him and his friend will have a lot of joys with those bad boys.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 27, 2014, 02:09:08 PM
In other news, there are jays flying overhead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 27, 2014, 06:08:40 PM
Isn't Jay-Z a (w)rapper or some stupid thing?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 28, 2014, 05:23:58 PM
Jayn is apparently an alternative spelling of the similarly sounding common girl's name.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 28, 2014, 06:37:41 PM
Payn is also a name.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 28, 2014, 07:21:23 PM
Finally, we can get over the pain caused by all the weird letters we just introduced.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 28, 2014, 09:15:48 PM
It is rain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 28, 2014, 09:33:53 PM
Rail
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 30, 2014, 10:45:34 PM
Hail the conquering heroes.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 31, 2014, 02:22:14 AM
In the hall of winners!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 31, 2014, 11:51:54 AM
They all fall in the end.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 01, 2014, 09:33:18 PM
And that is what we'd call a fail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2014, 01:34:19 AM
Go to jail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2014, 08:26:45 AM
Will I still receive my mail?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2014, 10:04:48 AM
Yes but you have to poop in a pail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 10, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
I'll send you a pair of scissors to shiv other prisoners with, Khan  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2014, 07:00:39 PM
How do you go from pail to scissors?

You're making me lose my hair. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 10, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
A good blacksmith, that's how.  :P (Fixed)

Can I use your lost hair to line my pet gulderbeast's lair?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 10, 2014, 09:55:53 PM
I'm sure he won't mind, once he's been laid.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 10, 2014, 11:25:45 PM
Oooo, we could hook him up with a French maid.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 11, 2014, 12:55:27 AM
As long as whoever tries to lay the gulderbeast remembers to handle him with gloves of chain mail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 11, 2014, 01:47:20 AM
We have to transport it by rail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 11, 2014, 08:31:01 AM
And we have to watch out for an air raid!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 11, 2014, 01:57:25 PM
It's okay, they won't attack in the rain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 11, 2014, 02:44:57 PM
They will, and it will pain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 12:59:18 AM
Ah, but the main thing is that the gulderbeast should survive.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 16, 2014, 01:54:53 AM
Aye, but it will flee to Tain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 16, 2014, 03:02:28 AM
Maybe we should train it so that it won't flee to Tain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 16, 2014, 10:03:35 AM
But that would leave a trail of clues.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2014, 01:04:13 AM
The gulderbeast will lead us to the grail!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 23, 2014, 01:33:41 AM
I prefer grain really.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 23, 2014, 01:53:59 AM
Feed on brain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 23, 2014, 02:40:54 AM
But stay away if their hair is in a braid.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 11:59:41 PM
I think a brail is a thing?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:30:30 AM
It's not, so lets brawl!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 02:59:33 PM
Get down and crawl you dog!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:25:10 PM
I'm not a dog, I'm a bird, as you can see by my craw.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 01:57:26 PM
Crap.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 02:01:36 PM
Trap
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 02:02:01 PM
Tram.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 02:04:53 PM
Tray
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:28:47 PM
Bray
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Mars on July 10, 2014, 09:02:57 PM
Fray
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 09:55:27 PM
Flay
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:56:06 AM
This thread is getting a bit flat. :-/
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 11, 2014, 01:59:17 PM
Just like a slat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 11, 2014, 11:58:16 PM
I think the new words still seem to slot into place fine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2014, 02:56:17 AM
At least it's not overly slow.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 12, 2014, 12:40:39 PM
So let's put on a show!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 12, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
Will there be snow for our show? 
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 12, 2014, 02:47:34 PM
Maybe, but it looks like a long shot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:05:23 PM
If there's snow the roads may be shut
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 04:19:43 AM
I shun thee. If someone is desperate enough than not even snow will stop them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
Ah, but the bandits may stun them?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:37:20 AM
Not if they're a stud like me. 8)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:46:54 AM
Get real, you're about as butch as a spud. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:12:01 PM
What are all these lies you have spun?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 16, 2014, 03:03:06 PM
Spin some more, I don't give a portugal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 04:54:15 PM
I give many portugals! So have some spit for your keyboard!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 16, 2014, 07:14:38 PM
KHAAAN! I will slit your throat!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:11:53 PM
I'm just going to go play on this slot machine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 17, 2014, 02:01:49 AM
I'm going to play in slop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:05:58 AM
And I'm just going to sail away in a sloop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
But will you be smuggling a bust of Snoop Dogg?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 22, 2014, 06:54:30 PM
Who would stoop to that level?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:33:13 AM
Is it even worth it to stop such a crime?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2014, 10:30:18 PM
Careful, your tea will slop out of the cup.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2014, 08:43:00 AM
If that happens I can just buy some more at the shop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2014, 12:16:11 PM
What shop? We're on a ship here.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on July 30, 2014, 08:22:15 PM
But what if we slip off?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 31, 2014, 01:19:19 AM
I slap you with a wet fish.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on August 04, 2014, 09:31:22 PM
I hit you with a stone slab in retaliation.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2014, 09:32:49 PM
The body ripples because it is all flab.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:25:19 PM
Excuse me, I think you'll find I have a pretty flat stomach.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 05, 2014, 11:39:33 PM
Oh yeah? What's that flap there?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 08:16:43 AM
*claps*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 10:36:22 PM
I'll clip you round the ear if you're not careful.  :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 11, 2014, 11:37:26 PM
Careful, I'll flip out on you if you do.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 11:50:11 PM
Unless you slip and fall.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 12, 2014, 12:12:19 AM
If you laugh at me I'll slap you.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2014, 12:49:10 AM
Yeah? Well I'll write reviews that lie about your cheese and claim it tastes like slop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 12, 2014, 02:13:07 PM
That idea is likely to flop because slop is a consistency and not a flavour.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
We must clearly settle this by a duel on an ice floe
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 12, 2014, 11:43:37 PM
But you will just flee, like a Frenchman.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2014, 11:50:37 PM
I will run and be free!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 13, 2014, 12:52:39 AM
*SMACK*

Right into a tree.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2014, 11:20:18 AM
Aren't the Cree a Native American tribe?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 18, 2014, 02:50:38 PM
They were, but their creed wasn't enough to protect them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2014, 03:16:59 PM
If only they had been freed from the colonists' rule.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 18, 2014, 04:35:42 PM
I like them French fried pertaters. Mm-hm.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2014, 05:03:52 PM
I cried when I read that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 18, 2014, 06:43:17 PM
I tried to understand what that meant.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2014, 11:51:25 AM
The Triad will kill all those who cannot understand!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2014, 12:25:25 PM
They will certainly go to trial for that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2014, 12:49:45 PM
And be eaten by the Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2014, 01:45:19 PM
Yes, I think that thing lives in the town of Trail, Ohio.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2014, 04:16:57 PM
Can we get a train there?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2014, 04:56:55 PM
I'll search my brain but I highly doubt it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2014, 05:42:38 PM
Ah well. I'll stock up with grain to feed the horse, then.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
A what? A GRAIL?!?!?!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2014, 02:32:50 PM
I feel frail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2014, 02:49:25 PM
Pick up a flail, then you'll feel stronger.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2014, 03:18:38 PM
What if I fail?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2014, 03:31:38 PM
Bail out!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2014, 03:33:46 PM
That child is starting to bawl. Its tears may sink this ship!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2014, 03:35:29 PM
Throw a dodge-ball at its face. Hard.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2014, 03:39:32 PM
It's too tall!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2014, 04:14:13 PM
Does it have a tail?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 21, 2014, 05:27:16 PM
It's starting to wail!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 22, 2014, 03:03:41 AM
Send it to the wall.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 10:47:06 AM
How tall is said wall?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2014, 11:36:04 AM
I don't know but to get through it there's a toll!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 12:15:38 PM
No Jubal, don't feed the troll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2014, 12:51:01 PM
You could play it a trill on a flute.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 01:04:49 PM
Oh my, that would be such a thrill!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 17, 2014, 05:33:33 PM
I made a shrill noise when I saw that Khan cheated.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 18, 2014, 09:32:26 AM
CG, you're just being a shill.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 18, 2014, 08:34:48 PM
Everybody stay very still...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 19, 2014, 09:20:30 AM
Can't, takes too much skill.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2014, 10:51:04 AM
On your own skull be it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 19, 2014, 12:16:43 PM
Stull is a town in Kansas.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 21, 2014, 10:51:11 PM
Still, it could be worse, it could've been in South Dakota.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 21, 2014, 11:18:29 PM
I wouldn't mind letting my car stall in one of the Dakotas.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 24, 2014, 12:14:26 PM
And I shall do just that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 25, 2014, 03:42:08 PM
I will shell your home!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 25, 2014, 06:16:26 PM
I will sell yours to space aliens.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 25, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
Ha! You just fell for my trap.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 25, 2014, 06:57:22 PM
I feel hurt by that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 25, 2014, 07:00:20 PM
Then walk to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FloeB_fhFSE)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 26, 2014, 12:36:24 PM
Don't feed the troll guys.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 26, 2014, 01:34:14 PM
Don't heed the warning guys.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 26, 2014, 01:43:47 PM
But you need to! Otherwise we'll have people like Penty doing what they like, and that hasn't worked out too well in the past. ;)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 26, 2014, 02:13:58 PM
It's not a good deed to chastise the Pentomammogram.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2014, 11:24:46 PM
Or you may end up dead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 14, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
So let's just lead on outta here.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 16, 2014, 03:23:34 PM
Friends, Humans, Exilians, lend me your left little toes!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 16, 2014, 04:21:13 PM
I can bend time.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
But can you bend a bead?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 04:34:17 PM
I can turn it into mead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 05:05:37 PM
Well, that'll help wash down a good meal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 07:52:31 PM
We only eat meat pies.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 08:27:42 PM
Oh. But Khan just threw the meat pies in the moat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2014, 08:50:47 PM
No problem, we have a boat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2014, 11:32:19 PM
Can I bring my boar aboard?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2014, 09:09:41 AM
Not if we have to listen to it roar.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 12:15:06 PM
But it's cute and roan coloured.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 01:09:42 PM
You'll just have to loan it to someone else for now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 01:15:44 PM
But the boat can easily take the load.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 01:48:48 PM
Hit the road!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 04:17:47 PM
There's a sign that stops you. Can't you read?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 05:17:48 PM
You're asking for a swift kick on your rear.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2014, 05:47:10 PM
Armadillo is getting real here.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2014, 05:51:40 PM
Deal with it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 30, 2014, 12:51:57 PM
My dear fellow, I couldn't possibly.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 30, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
I'll get the Dean to deal with you.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 30, 2014, 02:04:31 PM
But he resigned and got replaced with Mr Bean.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 30, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
Been there, done that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 01, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
So it is fair to saw you have seen it all before?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2014, 03:18:20 PM
No, it is fair to say that I am a seer.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 01, 2014, 03:19:00 PM
Well, seer, will you help me sear this meat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2014, 03:37:51 PM
Sure, have a seat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 03, 2014, 09:44:39 PM
I cannot sit down, I am a seal.

Arf, arf.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 04, 2014, 01:25:21 AM
You will make a fine meal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2014, 11:48:54 PM
That's mean  :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2014, 12:08:37 AM
You should be nice and lean.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 07, 2014, 05:21:39 PM
When will you ever learn?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2014, 05:40:22 PM
Whenever I yearn for it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2014, 09:03:22 AM
Every year?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 11, 2014, 02:15:02 PM
Yeah
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2014, 10:46:29 PM
Yeas!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 12, 2014, 12:55:19 AM
Peas.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 12, 2014, 01:17:50 AM
I prefer a banana peal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2014, 07:52:58 PM
Pear.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2014, 08:09:08 PM
We're going on a bear hunt. We're gonna catch a big one!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2014, 08:11:51 PM
Rather have a beer.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2014, 08:15:22 PM
Have you even been on a bear hunt if your life?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2014, 03:08:32 PM
Not even seen.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 19, 2014, 08:56:30 PM
I wouldn't be too keen either.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2014, 09:53:56 PM
Do you know what the keel of a ship is?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 19, 2014, 10:27:10 PM
I'm not sure, keep going.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2014, 01:46:05 AM
It's OK, don't weep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 20, 2014, 12:25:05 PM
I want to sleep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on November 27, 2014, 10:16:11 PM
That's two letters!

"Baaa" said the sheep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 27, 2014, 10:50:16 PM
"Cheep cheep" said the bird.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on November 27, 2014, 11:01:41 PM
Is that bird cheap?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 27, 2014, 11:32:43 PM
No, they're trying to cheat you.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
A cleat has broken off my shoe.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 04, 2014, 06:52:10 PM
That sounds like a cleft palate.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 06, 2014, 11:05:48 AM
Turn left in the next 300 meters.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 06, 2014, 01:42:43 PM
Then take the lift.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 06, 2014, 03:58:32 PM
What, and go up to the loft?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 06, 2014, 04:13:35 PM
You're getting soft.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2014, 12:37:12 AM
Fine, you go up and choke on all the soot up there.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 01:21:40 AM
I will, and I'll probably find some loot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 08, 2014, 01:35:12 AM
No, there's just an old boot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 01:39:04 AM
If you wear it by itself you'll look like a boob.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 08, 2014, 01:58:07 AM
Not if you carry a book, surely.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 02:00:54 AM
Only if it's a recipe book so you can cook a nice meal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 08, 2014, 03:00:11 AM
Food :) That would be cool!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2014, 07:08:32 AM
But I want a warm pool!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 10:57:51 AM
You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 08, 2014, 12:59:38 PM
I really don't care, as long as I get food.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 01:18:39 PM
That's good.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
They say there is a city near here where the streets are paved with gold!


Also:
Quote
You are a fool, Khan, and the Queen's men will be hunting for you!
I understood this reference.  ;D

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2014, 01:43:33 PM
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 10:36:20 PM
Took forever for this darn page to load
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 12, 2014, 10:53:45 PM
Like a flattened toad on the highway.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 11:03:01 PM
I didn't need to be told that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 12, 2014, 11:34:47 PM
That is the toll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 11:40:26 PM
That's barbaric, just take a poll.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 12, 2014, 11:54:07 PM
I'd rather take a dip in the pool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 09:13:48 AM
Then you are a fool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2014, 09:54:52 AM
I got a baby foal. Yes, a BABY foal... a foal is a new sort of animal now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 12:02:13 PM
I prefer my pet coal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 12:11:44 PM
Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 12:22:36 PM
Want to see my new chicken coop?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 12:29:42 PM
Okay you old coot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 12:50:11 PM
Let's make it another Exili-moot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 04:36:32 PM
We don't have the loot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 06:06:27 PM
I have some more in the boot of  my car.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 08:23:43 PM
You are such a boor.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 09:54:03 PM
Nope, just a boar.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 10:15:02 PM
I hear you roar.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 10:24:09 PM
Well, I'm off out for a roam.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 13, 2014, 11:05:07 PM
Don't go digging in the loam.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 13, 2014, 11:31:21 PM
We can fill in the holes with foam.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 15, 2014, 11:58:33 PM
Only if we can find the right form.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 16, 2014, 01:59:27 AM
I'll look in the dorm.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 16, 2014, 06:54:04 AM
Be careful you don't meet your doom.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 16, 2014, 07:17:35 AM
I predict it would end with a boom.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2014, 12:59:37 PM
Well, if things explode around here at least we'll have more room. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 16, 2014, 01:15:04 PM
Then you'll have to clean it up with a broom.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 02:07:58 PM
The flowers are all in bloom!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
Are they the color of blood?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:02:10 PM
No need to brood.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 03:21:45 PM
In broad terms, I would say they were indeed dark red, CG.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:26:07 PM
In bread terms, I'd say they were wholemeal?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2014, 03:28:50 PM
People like you shouldn't breed. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
Are we allowed to bleed?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2014, 04:13:53 PM
That would make the sensors bleep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 05:25:55 PM
But now I can't sleep!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 18, 2014, 06:07:50 PM
Then go sweep the floor with your tears.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 19, 2014, 08:16:44 PM
Ah, sweet sweet tears.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 19, 2014, 08:33:05 PM
Did you tweet about it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 22, 2014, 08:25:04 AM
Have some tweed.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 09:59:24 AM
And, wearing his new tweed jacket, he's automatically been sent to a golf course and has just teed off at the fourteenth hole!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 10:54:14 AM
I'm ready to feed.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 11:08:28 AM
I know that feel.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 12:58:36 PM
Do you touch it with your feet?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 22, 2014, 01:50:32 PM
That would be quite a feat!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 01:52:24 PM
I can hear the beat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 22, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
Is it coming from that boat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 02:05:58 PM
No I think it's the goat on the other side of the river.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 02:20:00 PM
He's just trying to goad us into attacking!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 02:57:38 PM
Yes that must be his goal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on December 22, 2014, 04:40:54 PM
I thought his goal was to gain coal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 22, 2014, 04:49:11 PM
But coral would be more interesting.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 04:50:49 PM
Doral is a town in Florida.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 05:04:59 PM
Moral arguments are difficult.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 22, 2014, 06:17:43 PM
I work with a guy with the last name Moran.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2014, 12:02:31 AM
Is he a  moron?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 27, 2014, 12:54:36 AM
He might be a Mormon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2014, 01:13:50 AM
Apparently Morman was a ninth century Breton chieftain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 27, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
So he wasn't a Norman?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2014, 09:59:12 AM
Not by any normal definition.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on December 27, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
Was he a formal chieftain?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 27, 2014, 01:14:03 PM
I'm not sure. He was certainly saved in the standard .chf format.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2015, 06:22:51 PM
Red Forman was a character on That 70's Show.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 17, 2015, 11:55:28 PM
Was he a Norman?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 18, 2015, 12:56:48 AM
So he wasn't a Norman?
Not by any normal definition.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2015, 09:45:44 AM
Norval is a psychoactive drug.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 02, 2015, 12:47:57 AM
Dorval is a town in Canada.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2015, 01:19:21 AM
Some fish have dorsal fins.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 02, 2015, 01:31:54 AM
Dorsil was a male Twi'lek Pilgrim who lived on Tython illegally during the Cold War between the resurgent Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2015, 11:34:24 PM
A dorsel is apparently an old word for a pannier  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 19, 2015, 04:52:05 AM
I could use a morsel of food.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2015, 08:50:44 AM
Why not eat a morel mushroom?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 19, 2015, 08:20:43 PM
That would be bad, if it's a moral being.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2015, 08:36:46 PM
If Cody doesn't eat, though, he'll never finish his next mural!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2015, 02:35:17 AM
Muril Dewayne Fablinger is apparently a known sex offender in San Bernardino, CA 92401 San Bernardino County.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2015, 09:34:45 AM
Apparently those fungi can be called a moril too.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2015, 04:10:27 PM
Maril Davis is an actress known for her work on Battlestar Galactica (2004), Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) and Star Trek: Voyager (1995).
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2015, 06:10:49 PM
Maria is a little-known language from Papua New Guinea.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 21, 2015, 12:09:20 AM
Marin is a county in California.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 21, 2015, 01:52:28 PM
... with extensive marine habitats on its coastline.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 21, 2015, 07:01:31 PM
(Why are we going back up to 6 letters? That was what messed us up last time! Plus technically illegal move, but we'll roll with it.)

A mare can apparently also be referred to as a maring.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 21, 2015, 09:09:13 PM
If you want to declare my move illegal and unwind back to CG's last one, please feel free. My move was just the first (and so far only) thing I could think of, and I had forgotten the restrictions on adding/deleting letters.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 21, 2015, 09:45:06 PM
It's fine, that rule's been ignored many many times already :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2015, 12:40:36 PM
Let's start baring more ot posts.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 23, 2015, 04:56:02 PM
The Bering Strait runs between Alaska and Russia.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2015, 05:34:00 PM
This is getting boring.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 23, 2015, 06:17:14 PM
That comment isn't boding well for the future of this game.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2015, 09:21:35 PM
As a man I often think about boning.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 23, 2015, 11:16:51 PM
I haven't been toning my muscles much lately.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 24, 2015, 01:10:08 AM
You probably should do some honing on them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 24, 2015, 05:53:11 PM
I'm just hoping they'll do it by magic, tbh.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 25, 2015, 02:42:39 AM
Quit doping around and get it done.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 25, 2015, 08:56:27 AM
Doling out the charm there :p
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 25, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
Better than holing up my emotions.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:06:47 AM
Here's hoping we can escape this loop I just started.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:31:37 AM
Well, roping an extra person into the thread may do the trick.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:32:50 AM
Apparently riping is a word, so we'll go with that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:34:31 AM
It's nice to see the Beer Cellar rising from the dead :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:36:28 AM
Yep, it must have had risin poisoning.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:37:37 AM
It's actually spelt ricin :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:39:22 AM
Oops, I knew that. I was just racin' to find a word.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:42:53 AM
And you did so with excessive ravin, and thus failed at your task :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:43:50 AM
The three eyed raven disagrees.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:45:33 AM
Yeah, but that bird has just raved about everything lately.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:47:48 AM
At least it hasn't raged recently.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:49:10 AM
No, it paged through a lot of books rather fast then fell asleep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:50:13 AM
That paved the way to a better future for it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on September 13, 2015, 12:31:53 PM
Pavel Andreievich Chekov was a Human who served as a Starfleet officer during the latter half of the 23rd century. Although he mainly served as the navigator and security chief aboard the USS Enterprise and the USS Enterprise-A, he played a more variable role than other senior crew members under Captain James T. Kirk.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 14, 2015, 12:40:41 AM
But did he ever have to fix the centreboard navigation panel?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2015, 01:51:24 AM
Yeah he once changed out a pane of glass on it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 06, 2015, 09:18:58 AM
Did he pave the floors too?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2015, 11:01:20 AM
He's going to save that for later.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2015, 11:30:23 AM
I am not sane.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2015, 12:42:59 PM
You must beat people over the head with your cane.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2015, 02:47:19 PM
I will be the bane of all unfortunate enough to fall in my path!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2015, 07:00:10 PM
Will you have your own band of minstrels?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 07, 2015, 09:38:57 AM
A single travelling bard will do, I think.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2015, 12:16:57 PM
That might be a bit hard to come by.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 08, 2015, 04:34:47 PM
Just like a birthday card in Manchester apparently...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 08, 2015, 04:38:53 PM
Guess you'll just have to make one then ya big fat lard. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2015, 04:55:07 PM
I am the lord of pangolins!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:07:07 PM
But can you utilise this title to defeat Rob Ford in mortal combat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:08:01 PM
Only if he doesn't hole up in some fort.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:15:15 PM
That would make the situation harder to sort out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:19:01 PM
Just send in an army of Mort Goldman clones until his energy is exhausted.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:25:16 PM
But what if the fort has a moat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:25:44 PM
Use a boat, der. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:27:04 PM
Unfortunately, all the boats were eaten by a particularly hungry goat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:37:39 PM
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:41:58 PM
FOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:43:55 PM
FOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:45:32 PM
FOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 09:50:35 PM
Ok we quit actin' a fool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 09:53:49 PM
I was acting like a tool, not a fool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 10:19:12 PM
Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 18, 2015, 10:41:43 PM
Not as cool as that one time I saw a coot
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 10:56:40 PM
Did it make a toot noise?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: CN2 on November 18, 2015, 11:10:05 PM
No, but it did make a squeak like my boot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2015, 11:13:35 PM
Then my head goes boom because it's portugaling CN2!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 19, 2015, 07:41:30 AM
I think I read about him in a book once!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2015, 11:42:28 AM
Fool of a Took!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 10:44:30 PM
You're just jealous of my ability to cook.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:03:11 PM
At least I didn't kill a coot and attempt to pass it off as duck.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:07:07 PM
It was actually a moorhen, so your point is moot.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:07:58 PM
Moorhen, coot - the point is that it wasn't a duck, it was whatever you could catch out of the moat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:08:44 PM
Give me some credit, it's quite difficult to capture waterfowl using just a coat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:10:44 PM
I swear it would have cost less just to buy a bloody duck.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:12:55 PM
I mean, the coat did end up lost, so that was probably the most expensive part of the whole affair.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:14:07 PM
And that is why you lose this week's "Llama Ramsay's Exilian Nightmares" gameshow!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:15:23 PM
Shoot, it was so close too!

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 23, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
Yeah, but your clone definitely made better cinnamon buns than you did.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 11:25:11 PM
Pretty sure that would have been my clone's wife :P I guess I am doomed to be a lone wanderer without baking skills...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:06:06 PM
It's a long time since Exilian had this good a post count in a month.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on November 26, 2015, 06:44:55 PM
Is tong a word? I know that tongs are a thing, but is there a singular?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2015, 12:53:29 PM
Research indicates (read: I just looked at wiki) that it is a word, but it's not the singular of tongs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_(organization) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_(organization))

I'm too tired to try and put song into a funny sentence.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Clockwork on November 27, 2015, 01:45:41 PM
The tong are a group of oriental style assassins.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2015, 11:19:49 AM
Do they regularly ensure that they have excellent muscle tone?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:35:18 PM
Only the ones who live on the banks of the Tyne.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 04:26:55 PM
The others just get a spare tyre after a while!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on January 24, 2016, 04:53:38 PM
I imagine that makes them tire easily.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2016, 05:38:25 PM
Yes, then they sink into the mire.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on January 25, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Better than setting on fire I suppose.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2016, 10:59:37 PM
Yeah, they'll be fine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:30:18 PM
If only I could find my way around.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 12:07:26 AM
That would kind of work.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
But it might put you in a bit of a bind.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 12:09:59 AM
Bond, James Bond.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 12:12:17 AM
He really likes to bone.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 12:14:19 AM
For that he uses his cone.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 12:36:08 AM
Until he can come home.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on March 15, 2016, 08:53:23 AM
Or until he can come home.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2016, 01:30:54 PM
To his hole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2016, 07:43:43 PM
To fulfill his role
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 01:47:43 PM
As the greatest mole of all time.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 27, 2016, 12:50:58 PM
More!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 27, 2016, 12:54:55 PM
We need to switch to a new mode of operation to get more posts in this thread.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 27, 2016, 12:57:53 PM
You need the correct code to unlock more threads.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 27, 2016, 01:04:57 PM
I'll enter it into the data core.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2016, 12:25:00 PM
CORN.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2016, 11:24:05 PM
...is the only thing more consumed than porn in some rural parts of the USA.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on June 13, 2016, 01:12:42 AM
PORK. Also I'm not sure if more corn is consumed than porn. ;)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 13, 2016, 10:28:11 AM
I bow to your expertise of US consumer habits. :P

I don't care how much you want pork anyhow, you can't keep your pigs in the park.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 28, 2016, 08:11:50 AM
But won't that make passing dogs bark
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: BearKnight on June 28, 2016, 12:02:26 PM
unless its after dark
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 28, 2016, 01:26:05 PM
Well, darn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: BearKnight on July 19, 2016, 04:13:57 PM
Reminds me of a barn!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 19, 2016, 05:06:51 PM
As long as you don't burn it down.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2016, 05:23:59 PM
This just took a turn for the worst.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2016, 02:01:05 PM
I'm certainly feeling torn about these events.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: BearKnight on July 20, 2016, 02:44:43 PM
Better eat some corn to feel better.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2016, 03:07:20 PM
What should I do with the core?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: BearKnight on July 21, 2016, 07:45:06 AM
Throw it away and eat some more!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 21, 2016, 04:07:24 PM
Huh, it got stolen by a mole. That was unexpected.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 24, 2016, 09:39:32 PM
Was it hidden in the bole of a tree?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 24, 2016, 10:55:35 PM
No, but it might be in a bale of hay somewhere.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 24, 2016, 11:06:07 PM
Pesky moles - bane of my life :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 24, 2016, 11:59:20 PM
All over the lane :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 25, 2016, 12:18:51 AM
And probably in the lake too!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 25, 2016, 12:26:49 AM
We'll have to use a rake to get rid of them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: BearKnight on July 25, 2016, 01:13:36 AM
then we can eat some cake and relax
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 25, 2016, 07:19:34 AM
Oh for portugals sake.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 25, 2016, 11:57:17 AM
As usual this thread is dubious as to how sane it is.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2016, 07:12:23 PM
Mane.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 26, 2016, 08:40:11 PM
Mank
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2016, 09:56:24 PM
Hank Hill works at Strictland Propane.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 27, 2016, 11:58:02 PM
Does he need a hand?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 28, 2016, 12:11:59 AM
If some friends join him, they can form a band.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 28, 2016, 07:01:44 AM
Land ho.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2016, 12:39:14 PM
That's not land! It's just lard floating on the sea!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 28, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
So says the bard. (And it's absolutely not a giant turtle, no, not at all.)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2016, 02:20:48 PM
The men don't trust him though, because he's bald.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 28, 2016, 09:52:14 PM
That was a bold move.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2016, 10:05:19 PM
Yes, they may be after us; bolt the door.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 12:29:50 AM
And load that colt of yours.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:51:20 AM
That's CG's not mine, you daft coot!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:26:13 AM
Oh, that makes sense, CG is so much more cool than you now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 29, 2016, 10:19:31 AM
It wasn't a colt it was a coon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:21:07 AM
It's nearly noon now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 29, 2016, 01:33:20 PM
So will you grant us a boon then?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 04:41:37 PM
Yes, you may have this boron rod.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:27:56 AM
But were you born with it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2016, 11:09:09 AM
CORN.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 01:54:27 PM
IN THE CORE
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2016, 05:30:11 PM
That makes my bum sore.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 07:44:23 PM
That's because your trousers wore through again.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2016, 09:03:59 PM
Word.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 09:38:53 PM
The word of the Lord?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2016, 09:46:49 PM
The word of the lard.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 10:03:37 PM
Let it be heard throughout the land!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 30, 2016, 10:15:22 PM
The land of sand.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:06:21 AM
But I don't think anyone there is even sane!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2016, 12:11:00 AM
Hey, I live there and I'm a wise old sage.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 02, 2016, 12:14:57 AM
Give it a break, I don't want to hear your saga
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 02, 2016, 07:53:43 AM
It's very old like skin which sags when it's old.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 02, 2016, 11:47:04 AM
That'll be Khan when he's old and poor and wearing only rags.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 04, 2016, 12:21:09 AM
And carrying around all my stuff in bags.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2016, 08:13:11 AM
At least he might have some old hags lusting after him.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 12:38:06 PM
In their huge hats?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 10:11:01 AM
Yes and they're all fats.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 07:12:56 PM
Aw, rats.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 09:59:20 PM
Rams.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 10:09:00 PM
Are they coming up the ramp?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 11:01:35 PM
Yeah and it gave them a might bad cramp.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 11:29:11 PM
Well we need to clamp down on that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 11:57:37 PM
Add it to our clump of problems.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2016, 11:58:36 PM
What a chump I am.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2016, 11:59:37 PM
You're gonna get a thump on the head.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2016, 11:50:06 PM
Just watch out that you don't hurt your thumb.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 27, 2016, 12:14:51 PM
You wouldn't want to thump something.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2016, 12:41:09 PM
Like a camel's hump?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2016, 02:08:34 PM
Why do they call it a hump when it's more like a bump.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2016, 05:42:45 PM
Either, I think, can be used for such a lump.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2016, 09:50:16 PM
I wonder how often camels take a dump.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2016, 10:20:29 PM
And how damp it gets when they do.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2016, 10:55:35 PM
Damn that's gross.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2016, 11:05:46 PM
I can't think of any context to fit the word dame in here, but it seems like the obvious next word.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2016, 11:12:11 PM
That was lame. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2016, 12:03:26 AM
Totally called that that'd be the next word :P

I should rest soon, it's getting late.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2016, 12:14:58 AM
Ok mate.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2016, 12:22:33 PM
I also need to get my hair cut soon, looks like I'm growing a mane.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2016, 12:27:53 PM
That's good. You want to look sane after all.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2016, 03:15:23 PM
I'm really bad at remembering to do things like that. Or even to sate my hunger or thirst.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 28, 2016, 03:47:46 PM
You might want to set a date in your calendar.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2016, 05:27:48 PM
I'm not sure I dare!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2016, 10:41:51 PM
You darn well better.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 29, 2016, 01:48:09 AM
You could mark it with some yarn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2016, 01:51:04 AM
Tbh G that idea made me yawn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 29, 2016, 02:07:43 AM
The light has yet to dawn upon you!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2016, 02:17:24 AM
The literal light maybe after I lay down to sleep.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2016, 11:29:59 AM
At least you're not in a big town where the light keeps you up all night.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 29, 2016, 02:58:38 PM
I'm torn up about that thought.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Splashy on November 06, 2016, 12:26:00 PM
Would eating some corn make you feel better?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 06, 2016, 12:28:17 PM
Indeed, we must do come the bright and dew-glistening morn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:38:07 PM
We can do so by the light of the moon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 11:39:38 PM
We should have a moot to discuss our options.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:40:37 PM
The lack of one is the root of our problems.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 11:42:44 PM
It's causing our troops to rout! :O
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 02, 2017, 11:34:33 PM
At least it's not making them pout.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2017, 10:48:12 PM
It's going to pour with rain on them though...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 09:41:57 PM
This thread has gone inactive and started to sour.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 21, 2018, 10:19:14 PM
Until this hour, that is...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 18, 2018, 04:40:23 PM
People were beginning to become quite dour
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 18, 2018, 06:59:30 PM
Don't reopen this door m8.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 18, 2018, 07:41:35 PM
I didn't think the reception would be so poor
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 18, 2018, 10:31:20 PM
I'd really fancy having a pool...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 18, 2018, 11:36:08 PM
You'll need a tool to dig it with.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2018, 01:29:35 AM
Someone took them all.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 19, 2018, 06:24:42 AM
was it a rook?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 19, 2018, 09:32:08 AM
No, it was the Rock.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2018, 01:36:36 PM
He's always been a cock-up.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 20, 2018, 12:05:09 PM
He has a very smooth conk
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 23, 2018, 02:01:31 PM
He also wears a hat made of cork.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 23, 2018, 02:08:28 PM
He also has a dog that goes bork bork.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 23, 2018, 02:50:09 PM
It's through him that many people's love of wrestling was born
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 23, 2018, 05:21:17 PM
Corn is always interesting.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 24, 2018, 08:43:23 AM
I'm torn about that subject
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 24, 2018, 09:47:05 PM
Oh, go jump in the tarn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 24, 2018, 10:22:57 PM
Well, that certainly took an interesting turn..
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 25, 2018, 11:18:49 AM
I couldn't think of a better burn that fitted the situation.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 25, 2018, 02:23:56 PM
Let's just bury the hatchet
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 25, 2018, 03:35:11 PM
Can't now the fury is overwhelming.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 25, 2018, 03:49:50 PM
The berserkers are duly putting their furs on.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 25, 2018, 05:28:12 PM
I can't see them hidden among the firs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 25, 2018, 07:21:04 PM
If you can't see, I can always light a fire - purely for illumination, of course... :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 25, 2018, 07:43:11 PM
Yes, quickly, before I tire of this game.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 25, 2018, 10:07:49 PM
We'll we wouldn't want that to happen, that would be dire
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 25, 2018, 11:19:23 PM
The fire is lit. For TONIGHT WE DINE IN MUSPELLHEIM!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 12:00:13 AM
Fine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 26, 2018, 07:55:32 AM
And they call it a mine. A MINE!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 26, 2018, 09:14:06 AM
I think this is where I have to draw the line.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 26, 2018, 10:22:24 AM
Honestly how do you have the time to play forum games? :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 26, 2018, 10:32:39 AM
I never tire of forum games!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 26, 2018, 10:55:44 AM
That's why this place is on fire... ;)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 26, 2018, 11:15:58 AM
Well that sounds fairly dire considering the heatwave
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 12:13:04 PM
I like to eat dirt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 26, 2018, 12:31:01 PM
I once ate a toy dirk
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 12:35:53 PM
This is a picture of Captain Kirk.

(http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/db_articles/6631a76d6602470c40c150bcb7dd90e93eb41d09.jpg)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 26, 2018, 12:53:46 PM
I get a kick out of that picture :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
It's certainly a good pick.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 26, 2018, 01:42:58 PM
You know I get strangely annoyed when people call me Nick - it's always been without the k :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 01:51:00 PM
It's better than being called a dick lol.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 26, 2018, 02:27:42 PM
Are you taking the mick? :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 26, 2018, 02:42:11 PM
CG, that was sick
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 04:58:13 PM
Allow me to introduce you to Rick.

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 26, 2018, 05:21:16 PM
Is it okay if I throw a rock?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 06:20:55 PM
Just don't hit my rook with it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 26, 2018, 06:31:06 PM
Yes, I imagine the repercussions from that could fill a book... :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 26, 2018, 06:36:16 PM
I'd have to take a look at that one!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 27, 2018, 12:01:05 AM
I feel like this thread is on a loop
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 12:06:55 AM
I'm gonna lock you in the chicken coop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 27, 2018, 12:26:07 AM
People are being locked up!!! Somebody call a cop over here now!!!!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 01:41:43 AM
Hm nice con job taking a letter away from us.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 27, 2018, 06:20:10 AM
I like the cut of her jib
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 27, 2018, 09:34:00 AM
To be honest, I think that is a fib
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 27, 2018, 12:13:24 PM
Tish, pshaw and nonsense. Fie, I say.

---

Allow me to introduce you to Rick.
WOW just noticed that video now has nearly 500 million views
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 01:05:13 PM
Tusk you totally used the wrong word. You're no longer fit to play this game.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 27, 2018, 01:11:54 PM
ok. I'll sit out for a bit
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 27, 2018, 02:47:34 PM
We could just get a bot to play this game for us.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 03:15:34 PM
Yeah, that would be a lot of fun...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 27, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
If you have better ideas, by all means lob them into the conversation.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 05:49:12 PM
I don't have any but Bob might.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 27, 2018, 06:19:32 PM
That sounds like a boring job for a bot to do
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 27, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
I like the cut of your jib, sir
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 27, 2018, 10:02:40 PM
Please! that sounds sarcastic - almost like a jab
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 27, 2018, 10:39:46 PM
I like strawberry jam.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 28, 2018, 10:00:20 AM
I eat it straight from the jar
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2018, 10:40:37 AM
I should start up a jam-tasting bar and make monies.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 28, 2018, 11:20:28 AM
If you do, please don't set it up to far away from me!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 28, 2018, 12:13:15 PM
We're all gonna get fat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 28, 2018, 03:47:24 PM
true dat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 28, 2018, 05:07:40 PM
Don't worry, it'll be portable and stored in my hat :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 28, 2018, 05:32:49 PM
I think your cat ate it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 28, 2018, 05:41:10 PM
Cut me some bread at once! I am in urgent need of a jam sandwich
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 28, 2018, 08:15:13 PM
But you just had one.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 28, 2018, 09:42:47 PM
A bit more never hurt anyone, right?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 28, 2018, 10:30:06 PM
you took the bait
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 29, 2018, 12:23:52 AM
It was either that or wait for something interesting to happen...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 29, 2018, 02:04:22 AM
I honestly want 4 letters - 3 is a bit of a chore :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 29, 2018, 08:20:43 AM
I wont disagree
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 29, 2018, 11:55:12 AM
Don't say things like that! Torture is fun! :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 29, 2018, 12:54:06 PM
Done
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on July 29, 2018, 11:34:22 PM
Say that again, one more time...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 31, 2018, 05:36:52 AM
Ole! we are back at three again :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 31, 2018, 02:33:31 PM
Let's have an ale to celebrate.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on July 31, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
Pale ale?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 01, 2018, 03:44:41 PM
I think you've just made a sale! :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 01, 2018, 06:44:58 PM
I'm safe now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 01, 2018, 10:30:25 PM
In a café?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 01, 2018, 10:55:04 PM
I don't have time for this, I have a case to solve...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 01, 2018, 11:48:27 PM
Sure, just cast us aside. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 02, 2018, 12:40:26 AM
Hey, last I checked, this was a free country...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 02, 2018, 01:33:38 AM
Whoa whoa whoa, not so fast there, chief.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 02, 2018, 09:51:04 AM
Let's put the past behind us. Let bygones be bygones.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 02, 2018, 11:32:32 AM
So glad I got to post here :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 02, 2018, 11:56:51 AM
But at what cost? At what cost?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 02, 2018, 06:13:05 PM
To be honest, I think it's giving me a cyst.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 03, 2018, 08:15:49 AM
I don't want to cast aspersions, but I had to really think about that one
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 03, 2018, 10:37:36 AM
I'm sure you are exaggerating - I expect you came up with an answer really fast.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2018, 12:20:16 PM
I'm always last in these things.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 03, 2018, 12:34:56 PM
I'm lost
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2018, 03:23:54 PM
Which is your loss. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 03, 2018, 04:13:23 PM
Whatever you say boss.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2018, 06:07:17 PM
You mean hoss.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 03, 2018, 07:05:00 PM
boo! hiss!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2018, 07:35:35 PM
You're starting to piss me off.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 03, 2018, 08:51:54 PM
Let's kiss and make up  :-*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2018, 09:53:09 PM
Kass is a minstrel who travels Hyrule and sings the legends of the areas he visits whilst accompanying himself on accordion.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 03, 2018, 10:38:37 PM
I always thought Cass was short for Cassandra?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 12:45:06 AM
You could make a case for that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 04, 2018, 12:59:36 PM
Didn't they wear a cape?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 01:10:50 PM
An anti-rape cape.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 04, 2018, 01:41:33 PM
Stares at last response in rapt silence
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 02:34:10 PM
Raps on the side of your head; "hello, McFly, wake up".
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 04, 2018, 07:27:57 PM
I'm not falling for your traps...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 07:58:08 PM
                         <---- This. This is how many craps I give. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 04, 2018, 08:03:09 PM
I will poison your food and you will die of stomach cramps
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 08:31:43 PM
Just like those poor tramps down the street.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 04, 2018, 09:38:50 PM
Oh dear, I'll just take the tram and go check on them...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 04, 2018, 11:03:50 PM
You'll have to cram in there.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 05, 2018, 08:22:51 AM
I heard they have strawberries and cream
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 05, 2018, 08:49:43 AM
That would be a dream...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 05, 2018, 12:18:39 PM
I know that it fills some people with a sense of dread
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 05, 2018, 02:09:33 PM
Yes, indeed, I wouldn't be found dead with it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 06, 2018, 11:19:22 AM
You know with this weather, I really fancy some mead in the evenings
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 06, 2018, 12:17:19 PM
with some form of barbequeued meat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 06, 2018, 12:18:46 PM
Not my favourite meal, but whatever suits your fancy, I guess
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 07, 2018, 11:19:18 AM
BBQ? mead? I think that sounds like a solid deal :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 07, 2018, 02:46:56 PM
I prefer to consume my meals in a dell
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 07, 2018, 04:11:33 PM
I know my food choices mean I'll end up in hell
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 07, 2018, 06:00:40 PM
Did you sell your soul for delicious food?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 07, 2018, 06:48:44 PM
Shh! Don't tell anyone!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2018, 09:08:55 PM
Well... okay.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 07, 2018, 11:59:47 PM
I can and will do what I want...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2018, 12:06:23 AM
Sure, but you'll have to pay for it. We'll bill you.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 08, 2018, 06:59:57 AM
I just had some maniac yelling some bile at me
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 08, 2018, 08:16:00 AM
Oh vile villain! Where is he? I'll kill him!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 08, 2018, 09:08:56 AM
Was about a mile back
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 08, 2018, 01:46:05 PM
Good, now where's my kitchen knife? I'll put a smile on his face from ear to ear... :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2018, 02:10:43 PM
Damn, I hope you never smite me... or do I...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 08, 2018, 03:36:24 PM
depends on if you are foolish enough to spite her
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2018, 03:52:35 PM
I would gift her the finest spice weasel.

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 08, 2018, 05:28:25 PM
If you harm a hair on one of these fluffies, I will slice you up and cook you into stew!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2018, 05:37:24 PM
I'm just gonna slide outta here all nonchalant like.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2018, 11:38:41 PM
You might want some slime to help with that sliding.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 10, 2018, 10:21:03 AM
That sounds like it would be incredibly slimy.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2018, 02:12:47 PM
Did anyone hear fatboy slims latest release?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 10, 2018, 02:24:34 PM
It'd need some shims to stand on its own I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 17, 2018, 11:12:54 AM
Is that the one where he swims through a pool made of money? Oh no, I'm thinking of the Scrooge Mcduck music video....
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 18, 2018, 10:26:05 AM
Oh yea - i heard swiss bankers get to do that in their vaults too
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2018, 01:33:59 PM
I thought we'd be stuck for words here, then discovered that the Swist is a stream in the Rhineland.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 18, 2018, 02:54:50 PM
Swish.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on August 18, 2018, 03:17:33 PM
There goes the Swiss cheese...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2018, 04:30:26 PM
*watches, as the thread swims in the reverse direction down the word list... *
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 19, 2018, 02:27:02 AM
To avoid that - id like to ask what everyone thinks about the sims
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 25, 2018, 09:58:02 AM
I like making sim cats that live in boxes - if fits then sits!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 30, 2018, 02:36:32 PM
That post made me laugh, I'm in fits!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 30, 2018, 05:17:38 PM
This truly is a battle of wits!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 31, 2018, 11:29:35 AM
Well, I'm glad it wets your appetite
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 31, 2018, 10:42:10 PM
Actually the phrase is that something whets your appetite - aka sharpens it/makes it more keen, like a whetstone does to a blade.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 31, 2018, 11:56:09 PM
What's that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 01, 2018, 11:04:37 AM
That is very true, complete misspelling there. What a silly [insert rude change letter word here] I was.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 05, 2018, 10:37:42 PM
I think the core highlighted word in this chat just accidentally lost and changed a letter in one go...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 07, 2018, 10:28:07 AM
I think the core highlighted word in this chat just accidentally lost and changed a letter in one go...

oops! could have easily put 'thats'. What a silly chap I've been recently in this game

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on September 10, 2018, 12:11:45 PM
Wow, that is such a self burn, I think it's going to leave a char
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 10, 2018, 08:08:24 PM
I may move to Chad to try and exonerate myself
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2018, 10:55:37 PM
Make sure you're clad in suitable gear for the heat!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on October 01, 2018, 01:00:33 PM
I heard coating yourself in clay can help...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 01, 2018, 04:37:48 PM
It takes so long to claw it all off again though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 01, 2018, 05:15:07 PM
C is for clam hat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 02, 2018, 10:43:33 AM
slow clap
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 02, 2018, 11:18:40 AM
*peers out from behind flap*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on October 02, 2018, 11:47:23 AM
*waves a flag*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 12, 2018, 10:41:14 AM
*eats a flan*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 12, 2018, 11:07:30 AM
*joins the Klan*

Lol no not really I'm not a Democrat. ;)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2018, 12:11:42 PM
I have a plan to revive this thread.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2018, 12:52:32 PM
Are you sure that's a good play?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2018, 01:01:50 PM
I think it's a cunning ploy
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2018, 01:04:58 PM
The plot thickens
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2018, 02:46:57 PM
I'm so nervous I just did a little poot
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2018, 02:53:14 PM
Drink some port, it'll calm your nerves.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 23, 2018, 09:54:21 PM
I agree it will sort you out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2018, 11:28:37 PM
As long as your ailment is only nerves and not a sore.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 24, 2018, 01:30:49 AM
Ugh, this is such a bore.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 24, 2018, 09:12:23 AM
I am sad to hear this is such a bone of contention
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 24, 2018, 09:54:14 AM
I am but one lone forum poster. What can I do?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 24, 2018, 10:49:44 AM
I suppose we can only toe the line
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 24, 2018, 11:22:58 AM
Hmph. Fine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on October 24, 2018, 12:05:11 PM
Wow, you guys really are on fire. *sarcasm intensifies*...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 24, 2018, 12:08:36 PM
I tire of this conversation.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 24, 2018, 03:53:43 PM
It is bumping along like a car with a flat tyre.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 24, 2018, 07:34:56 PM
Tyra Banks.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 24, 2018, 11:04:50 PM
Lyra Belacqua
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 25, 2018, 12:24:59 AM
Lara Croft.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 25, 2018, 07:55:15 AM
Lyra Belacqua and Lara Croft would make and interesting larp party
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 25, 2018, 09:45:42 AM
Maybe one of them would play the harp.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 25, 2018, 11:44:44 AM
I've heard it's not too hard
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 25, 2018, 12:00:46 PM
For a bard, perhaps.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 25, 2018, 07:13:11 PM
Don't be a sack of lard.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 25, 2018, 07:21:46 PM
wow. so you played that card
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 25, 2018, 09:34:37 PM
Sorry I shouldn't be so hard on you. Okay I'm not sorry.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 25, 2018, 10:50:51 PM
What if it does him some harm?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2018, 12:38:49 AM
He can recover on the old farm.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 26, 2018, 08:15:16 AM
I do enjoy relaxing on farms with some form of animal
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2018, 11:11:37 AM
That's not exactly the norm.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on October 26, 2018, 11:43:30 AM
Would that include a worm?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 26, 2018, 11:45:10 AM
Probably in some form or another.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2018, 06:51:02 PM
You do all the agriculture you like - I'm going to build a fort!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 26, 2018, 07:05:47 PM
Will that include a port?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2018, 07:22:02 PM
That may be a part of the construction, yes :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 26, 2018, 10:00:05 PM
I think you should give yourself a pat on the back for your efforts
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2018, 10:40:02 PM
Alas, I am in a pit of despair instead :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 02:17:40 PM
Maybe you should sit this one out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 02:42:12 PM
I shall sit back and sip my gin instead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 02:49:57 PM
That would be pretty hip.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
Right, let's hit the bottle then.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 06:44:57 PM
That's lit!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 07:28:06 PM
Yup, and we've a lot of booze to get through :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 07:34:23 PM
Well let me make a toast...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 07:54:21 PM
You're all set, go ahead :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 27, 2018, 08:06:18 PM
If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the ocean’s not beer and I’m not a duck, so let’s drink these pints and get all messed up.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2018, 08:42:24 PM
You could eat the alcohol in a gel form too.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 28, 2018, 06:03:49 PM
Gee that sounds like a lot of fun!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 06:24:02 PM
Tee-hee.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on October 28, 2018, 07:01:32 PM
I think I'm gonna need a stronger cup of tea...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 07:07:12 PM
Is it pea flavoured?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 07:15:31 PM
More like pee.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 07:40:31 PM
See, that was just uncalled for.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 08:13:38 PM
General Lee was leader of the Confederate forces during the American Civil War.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 10:09:19 PM
Ley lines are hypothetical lines connecting prominent points in a landscape.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 10:20:37 PM
Hey. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 10:23:03 PM
Hay is what horses eat :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 10:31:48 PM
No way! :o
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2018, 10:32:50 PM
Unless they're at war. Then they just eat the souls of the slain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 28, 2018, 10:44:23 PM
Holy crap I'm gonna speed outta here in my car.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on October 29, 2018, 08:31:45 AM
Don't forget your cat, while you're at it...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 29, 2018, 10:08:59 AM
Make sure it's not leaning over on a cant.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 30, 2018, 07:51:01 PM
You'd better. I've seen him use the cane for less
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on October 30, 2018, 11:13:45 PM
That's not the action of a sane person.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 31, 2018, 06:54:17 PM
I was thinking the same
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on October 31, 2018, 11:11:58 PM
I don't get it, I think I'll ask Sam what he thinks...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 12:13:32 AM
Don't ham it up too much.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 01, 2018, 01:09:37 PM
I'm interested to hear what he has to say
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 02:01:22 PM
First he has to put on his thinking hat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 01, 2018, 03:43:25 PM
I had one of those once
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 01, 2018, 03:48:46 PM
Are you mad about losing it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 05:09:04 PM
Probably sad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 01, 2018, 05:20:03 PM
That's bad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 06:09:48 PM
You mad?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 01, 2018, 07:03:53 PM
Guys, don't you think you're taking it a tad too far?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 01, 2018, 08:56:07 PM
Aye lad, let's cool it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 02, 2018, 12:18:08 AM
Yeah, we should put a LID on things.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 02, 2018, 09:32:50 AM
In a bid to help calm things down - can I change the subject?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 02, 2018, 09:47:06 AM
In a bit, there's still more to say on this surely.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 02, 2018, 10:24:33 AM
Not if me and my baseball bat have anything to say about it!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 02, 2018, 11:44:15 AM
You like baseball?? Wow you could be bae.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 02, 2018, 11:57:47 AM
I am bad at baseball
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 02, 2018, 11:58:29 AM
I'm sorry to hear that bud. :/
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 07, 2018, 11:45:49 AM
I've just bid on a top hat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 11:53:38 AM
Wasn't that a bad idea?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 01:34:44 PM
I feel like upgrading to a cricket bat...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 07, 2018, 02:09:34 PM
This bat based arms race scares me. I'm going to flee on a boat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 02:13:19 PM
Remind me to send my boa constrictors along with you for the newest hit movie: Snakes on a boat...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 07, 2018, 02:15:31 PM
* gasp *

You can also remove or add letters so long as:
  • it is not the first or last letter that is added or removed and
  • no additions or removals have been made within the last 10 entries.

....

I'll get my coat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 07, 2018, 03:35:13 PM
Oh, sorry, I threw it on a coal fire.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 07, 2018, 03:39:45 PM
I think that has been your goal all along
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 07, 2018, 04:02:12 PM
Nah, my actual plan is the secret goat army.

Wait, was I meant to mention that yet?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 04:41:40 PM
Are you trying to goad me into violent action?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 06:15:51 PM
I feel like upgrading to a cricket bat...
Ouch. You might as well turn me in to a toad. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 07:29:46 PM
I'm a witch, don't give me any ideas, there's a load of them in my head already...  ;D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 08:52:23 PM
Oh lord  :-*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 07, 2018, 10:15:05 PM
Yup. Oh, look at that, I think I just found a cord to strangle you all... ;D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 07, 2018, 10:37:06 PM
Yeah she's rotten to the core and she just don't care.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 08:09:56 AM
You're right, I really don't care...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 08, 2018, 11:27:58 AM
I have baked everyone a lovely cake
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 11:35:19 AM
It's great when people make nice food for everyone :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 08, 2018, 11:47:44 AM
I'll take some thanks m8.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 01:41:38 PM
That's certainly a pleasant turn to this whole tale..
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 01:43:19 PM
Yeah, good talk guys, good talk.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 02:00:14 PM
Okay, that's enough of that, I recommend you walk away from this...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 02:12:29 PM
But there's a wall in the way!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 08, 2018, 05:00:53 PM
Turn down the hall, man.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 05:11:34 PM
And don't bother to call for help, no one will hear your screams...  :balrog:
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 05:25:09 PM
Cell
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 08, 2018, 06:07:51 PM
Bloody hell m8.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 08, 2018, 06:14:10 PM
Yes, what in seven hells was that?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 08, 2018, 09:59:17 PM
Cells.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 09, 2018, 12:06:13 AM
Sound the bells. We gonna hang us a megadux.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 09, 2018, 12:28:29 AM
Great idea! I'll go geg so.e nice long belts for the hanging...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 09, 2018, 01:29:37 AM
We might also need some bolts to secure them to the rafters.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 09, 2018, 07:26:38 AM
I could also try and provide some Colts, shooting is a kinder form of execution (we don't want anyone suffocating for hours, that makes for a really ugly corpse...)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 09, 2018, 09:09:04 AM
"Colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need..." although we could also use a large amount of volts to get the job done.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 09, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
Nah, I considered volt before and have come to the conclusion that electricution is a bad idea (again, refer you to the ugly corpse)...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 09, 2018, 01:15:52 PM
Are you sure a quick jolt wouldn't be nice and clean?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 15, 2018, 02:56:53 PM
So the suggestion here to kill? Would a little jilt not be more humane?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on November 16, 2018, 07:25:25 PM
Please, I really love this forum, but do stop messaging me asking for pictures of me wearing a kilt
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2018, 09:21:15 PM
Please don't kill me I don't want to die and I thought you were my friends and I'm sad now.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on November 16, 2018, 09:39:10 PM
I'm not gonna lie, you do fill me with confidence :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 16, 2018, 10:15:10 PM
Please don't kill me I don't want to die and I thought you were my friends and I'm sad now.

I'm gonna file this under "Tings I have heard before that haven't stopped me"... :harp:
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 16, 2018, 10:31:59 PM
Snuff film anyone?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2018, 07:08:04 AM
It's a firm no from me.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 17, 2018, 02:33:36 PM
I'll fire up the old projector
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2018, 02:42:18 PM
This thread is a mire of confusion.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 17, 2018, 05:20:23 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you :) We're simply watching a snuff film on my projector, sire.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 17, 2018, 06:53:28 PM
I've been running around all day, and now my feet are sore...  :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 17, 2018, 09:03:49 PM
Oh dear - I hope you don't have to do too much more of that any time soon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 18, 2018, 03:06:47 PM
Maybe it was to do with the shoes you wore[/]b?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 18, 2018, 03:13:35 PM
I think she's just worn out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 18, 2018, 04:52:58 PM
Could be a torn ligament.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 18, 2018, 07:15:01 PM
You need to be careful how you turn around.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 18, 2018, 08:17:41 PM
Because if you turn around wrong, everything shall

BURN!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 19, 2018, 02:07:08 PM
Unless you were born lucky...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 19, 2018, 02:44:43 PM
I like corn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2018, 02:57:56 PM
It's pretty core to the midwestern diet.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 20, 2018, 01:31:01 PM
I can cope with a fairly large amount of corn too
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 20, 2018, 01:44:36 PM
I hope I can have some today.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 22, 2018, 11:25:28 AM
It certainly fill a hole
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 22, 2018, 01:33:09 PM
A hole that a mole made.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 23, 2018, 05:03:54 PM
More of that, please
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 23, 2018, 06:39:57 PM
I don't want to mire you in it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
AND THEY CALL IT A MINE!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 24, 2018, 01:38:55 PM
A mine? I think it's a mint mine.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 02:21:48 PM
As long as it's not a milt mine. That'd be weird.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 24, 2018, 02:27:56 PM
That would indeed tilt the weird scales a bit.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 02:50:10 PM
Yes, it would. As would me wearing a kilt.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 24, 2018, 05:40:06 PM
Not really, you would kill it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 05:41:50 PM
I'm not sure I have the will to do so, though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on November 24, 2018, 06:36:10 PM
It's a big hill to cross.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 08:37:20 PM
The hall of glory at the top is worth a visit though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 07:19:46 AM
All hail to the Queen!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 11:31:23 AM
And her glorious kinda white-grey hair!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 25, 2018, 04:38:38 PM
Her rule is strong but fair
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 05:29:33 PM
Well, except for when she randomly throws citizens into the lair of the Black Dragon of Blackdragonford.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 27, 2018, 08:45:08 PM
Ah, the Black Dragon of Blackdragonford. Along with the White Wyvern of WhiteWyvernsholm they make quite the pair
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 28, 2018, 06:35:42 PM
One often causing pain ...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 29, 2018, 07:32:22 PM
Unless there is rain since it's fire breath stops working
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2018, 11:25:35 PM
They do need to rein their activities in then, yes.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 30, 2018, 12:32:17 PM
If we don't - it might be the ruin of all of us
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2018, 11:24:20 PM
Though it could make for great ballads played on a ruan.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2018, 02:15:55 PM
One could sing about Huan, a great wolfhound of the First Age.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2018, 05:13:40 PM
Apparently hean is an older English adjective meaning weak, poor, or lowly.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 01, 2018, 07:00:54 PM
Nice word, old bean
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2018, 10:53:17 PM
I'm a lean, mean, lexicographical machine :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 01, 2018, 11:49:07 PM
I know what you mean.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2018, 10:35:43 AM
I am not sure what to have for my next meal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 02, 2018, 11:05:27 AM
veal
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2018, 11:21:45 AM
I've discounted both that and seal meat as ideas already.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 02, 2018, 12:13:03 PM
It's supposed to heal you right up.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2018, 01:05:27 PM
But I don't have any way to heat it for cooking purposes...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on December 02, 2018, 02:15:10 PM
You should beat it very vigorously to add thermal energy.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2018, 05:22:31 PM
Unfortunately, a bear are it already.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 02, 2018, 11:43:32 PM
Simply wait for it to come out of its rear.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 02, 2018, 11:47:12 PM
I asked it about that but it just said RAAR.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 03, 2018, 09:11:47 AM
That must have been scary. You know who scares me? Dominic Raab
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 03, 2018, 10:50:24 AM
I asked the bear about Dominic. It said it'd prefer him in the form of a laab, which turns out to be a nicely made meat salad from Laos. It's a very culinarily discerning bear.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 03, 2018, 02:06:55 PM
It is also known as larb.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 03, 2018, 03:01:45 PM
Best eaten of course whilst wearing traditional Laosian garb.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 03, 2018, 05:12:01 PM
Is that the one with the barb on it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 08, 2018, 06:46:08 AM
With the bark coloured pants?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 08, 2018, 11:05:12 AM
(https://i.redd.it/osarrgemc64y.jpg)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 09, 2018, 09:32:15 AM
It's like they were born to drive cars, they're so good at it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 09, 2018, 02:46:20 PM
They really like honking the horn that's for sure.

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 11, 2018, 04:19:19 PM
If they are not careful it'll get worn out
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 11, 2018, 05:10:34 PM
Like the people who do too much porn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on December 14, 2018, 07:10:44 PM
I'm torn between responses to that
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 15, 2018, 01:27:08 PM
Maybe it was a turn of phrase
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on December 15, 2018, 01:50:14 PM
Burn.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 15, 2018, 03:22:58 PM
*Burp*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on December 17, 2018, 11:29:19 AM
Bump
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on December 17, 2018, 11:44:44 AM
Oh, bums.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on January 12, 2019, 06:19:07 PM
I am in the mood for sampling a range of rums
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 12, 2019, 06:51:07 PM
Don't overdo it or you'll be taking Tums.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 13, 2019, 11:55:14 AM
They're bringing in more supplies of rum on a fleet of tugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 13, 2019, 01:35:10 PM
Oh good then it should arrive with my order of rugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 13, 2019, 01:42:13 PM
And our new range of Exilian branded mugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 13, 2019, 03:18:12 PM
Hugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 13, 2019, 03:23:07 PM
Our hogs all want a hug now too.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on January 25, 2019, 08:15:28 AM
Do they live in the bogs ?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 12:34:03 PM
Yes, deep in those wet and smelly wetlands full of bugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 25, 2019, 01:01:23 PM
Sounds like the jugs of things I have in my fridge.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 02:06:34 PM
That's because you didn't pour them into mugs in time.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on January 25, 2019, 02:10:49 PM
Is it milk for the mogs?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 04:28:16 PM
Yes, straight from the moo moos.  :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on January 25, 2019, 04:55:56 PM
Not if someone boos them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 05:17:14 PM
We should boot out anyone who does such an awful thing.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on January 25, 2019, 05:20:44 PM
And loot their property?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 05:32:42 PM
I guess we could make them foot the bill for their own trial, but I'd feel bad about taking more than that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on January 26, 2019, 12:21:14 PM
Not even to make a raspberry fool?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 26, 2019, 04:50:06 PM
I'd sooner take a foal from its mare than use the justice system for robbery!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 31, 2019, 11:47:02 PM
That's a weird life goal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2019, 11:49:24 PM
Not as weird as my plan to send a goat into space.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 31, 2019, 11:50:06 PM
I'd like to have a moat around my house.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2019, 11:51:37 PM
Oh don't moan so much.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 31, 2019, 11:53:22 PM
Have you seen the moon lately? It seems extra bright.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2019, 11:54:25 PM
Eh, everything is so grey that it feels a bit of a moot point at the moment.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on January 31, 2019, 11:58:02 PM
*Gray like in the color of soot?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 01, 2019, 12:08:39 AM
Like the spot of dust on my windows.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 05, 2019, 07:33:54 PM
Easy to clean if you spit in a handkerchief and use it as a wipe
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 05, 2019, 10:01:58 PM
I'd rather slit my wrists. :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2019, 10:09:08 PM
Slim chance of that happening, I think.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 05, 2019, 10:39:06 PM
If I slip with a knife it might happen.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2019, 10:40:05 PM
You'd be more likely to just clip yourself.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 05, 2019, 10:40:55 PM
I would still flip out regardless.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2019, 11:15:39 PM
Don't get yourself in such a flap.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 06, 2019, 10:10:12 AM
Agreed. In fact, give yourself a clap on the back
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 06, 2019, 11:54:56 AM
Unless you're clad in spiky armour, in which case that could be painful.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 06, 2019, 12:34:41 PM
Ah, yes good point. I'm glad you mentioned that
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 06, 2019, 12:44:48 PM
You wouldn't want to goad him into hurting himself.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 06, 2019, 12:52:52 PM
That certainly wasn't my goal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 06, 2019, 01:57:17 PM
If he did, he wouldn't be able to look after his goat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 06, 2019, 03:54:57 PM
That goat already has a moat around its enclosure.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 08, 2019, 02:59:36 PM
Can it be accessed with a boat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 08, 2019, 07:51:48 PM
Yes, but the cabin boy is a total brat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 14, 2019, 10:59:06 AM
It's only because of his constipation. He'd be fine if he ate more bran
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 14, 2019, 01:52:34 PM
Or even a single bean.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 14, 2019, 09:39:57 PM
These dietary tips are tough to beat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 14, 2019, 09:57:03 PM
Alas, his diet is just beet eaten raw.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 14, 2019, 10:46:36 PM
Hmm, that'll keep him on his feet then!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 14, 2019, 10:56:43 PM
Quite a feat to survive on such a hostile diet.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 15, 2019, 12:43:14 AM
Indeed - he'd surely be better with some meat too.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 15, 2019, 10:43:26 PM
That would make a better meal.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
Try the veal, it's the best in the city.

Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 16, 2019, 12:34:36 PM
Why is every member of the waiting staff at this restaurant wearing a veil?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on February 19, 2019, 08:44:33 AM
It wouldn't do for them to show a vein.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2019, 09:07:36 AM
A bit vain of them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on February 21, 2019, 09:55:07 AM
Perhaps it's some weird sort of rain protection?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on February 21, 2019, 01:42:39 PM
That surely can't be the main reason for it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 22, 2019, 12:23:07 PM
It is a pain, but yes
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 22, 2019, 07:01:40 PM
Those dead guys sure do make a pair though don't they?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 11:04:16 PM
They're hiding in the gryphon's lair so I can't tell.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 26, 2019, 03:26:31 PM
Perhaps if we laid in wait we can catch them coming out of there...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 26, 2019, 04:25:11 PM
Then we'll ensure they've paid for their crimes.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 26, 2019, 09:34:48 PM
That's what she said.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2019, 12:16:26 AM
But did she set sail after saying it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 27, 2019, 08:25:19 AM
Yes. She now lives on foreign soil
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2019, 09:51:54 AM
May her soul be at rest there.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 27, 2019, 11:37:32 AM
They have good soup at least.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 27, 2019, 12:19:50 PM
Until the inevitable coup
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2019, 12:37:12 PM
You mean the takeover by the businessmen of Arkovias Corp!?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 27, 2019, 03:31:55 PM
No by the chicken in my coop.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2019, 04:18:36 PM
Cool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on March 27, 2019, 07:04:17 PM
Did I hear a coot?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 27, 2019, 09:32:06 PM
No you're just an old coot, which makes this discussion moot. :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 27, 2019, 10:46:08 PM
The moon is bright tonight.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 28, 2019, 08:48:51 AM
It's daytime, you loon
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2019, 08:50:51 AM
Day is just night plus the temporary loan of a nearby star.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 28, 2019, 11:09:28 AM
Loam.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on March 28, 2019, 11:24:23 AM
Is that what you find when you roam in the forest, CG?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2019, 11:58:08 AM
He never really strays from the road.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 28, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Well that's because I'm a toad and it's easier on the flat surface.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2019, 04:33:59 PM
Well, that's me told.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 28, 2019, 08:46:12 PM
Try not to cake up like mold.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2019, 09:03:30 PM
You are a mole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 28, 2019, 10:20:45 PM
You have no sole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2019, 10:27:24 PM
I focus on my SOLO career instead.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 29, 2019, 12:30:35 AM
YOLO maphukka
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on March 29, 2019, 12:29:28 PM
You're right! You do only LO!

Therefore I am going to immediately eat this polo mint, and dash the consequences.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 29, 2019, 12:38:07 PM
I meanwhile am going to travel to the South Pole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 29, 2019, 03:08:00 PM
James K. Polk was the 11th president of the United States.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on March 29, 2019, 03:12:13 PM
Did he eat pork?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on March 29, 2019, 07:26:01 PM
Yes, with a fork.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 01, 2019, 10:50:29 AM
fook
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2019, 12:54:14 PM
FOOL of a TOOK!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2019, 08:59:41 PM
Toot toot. I like trains.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2019, 10:07:32 PM
Does that make you a tool?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2019, 10:35:00 PM
Neither a tool nor a fool.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2019, 10:36:51 PM
What kind of food should I eat?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2019, 11:33:15 PM
Good food.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 02, 2019, 01:35:41 AM
I got some fried chicken in the 'hood.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 02, 2019, 08:17:21 AM
The only fast food place we have in Lancing is a burger joint called "hoof and main".

They are very hush hush about what meat goes into their patties.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 02, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
Hey whatever puts a roof over their heads.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 07, 2019, 10:45:18 AM
Or gets them a room to sleep in.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 14, 2019, 06:52:09 PM
I think we got to the root of that
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 14, 2019, 08:12:10 PM
Yeah, though it's a moot point now anyway.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 14, 2019, 10:09:29 PM
Can we put a moat around it?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 14, 2019, 10:42:32 PM
Only if we fill it with meat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 15, 2019, 08:48:26 AM
That would be quite a feat!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 10:22:57 AM
Take a seat and you'll see how it's done!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 15, 2019, 10:29:25 AM
Will you have a trained seal?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 10:42:23 AM
Yes, of course. Who else is going to steal all the meat to fill this moat with?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 15, 2019, 11:39:03 AM
The captain of a steam ship?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 12:35:09 PM
No, only my seal pal has the nerve, wisdom, and raw strength it will take to bring back the steak we need.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 15, 2019, 01:36:13 PM
Will someone need to speak to the council and get planning permission?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 01:42:29 PM
We defend our moat of steaks with spear points, not planning permission slips! Hayah!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on April 15, 2019, 05:13:52 PM
I swear this is dang good fun, and I'll probably be spamming a lot more from now on :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 15, 2019, 07:01:26 PM
Hooray!

Uh oh, some of the meat is starting to sweat
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 07:07:22 PM
Maybe we need to add sugar and make it all more sweet.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 15, 2019, 09:45:49 PM
Or put it outside to cool in the sleet?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 15, 2019, 10:39:56 PM
Not sure which option is best. Might sleep on it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 16, 2019, 08:27:59 AM
Decision time! I've got a tea pot on to steep whilst waiting to hear your verdict
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on April 16, 2019, 10:06:47 AM
It's all about trying to steer the conversation in the direction you want to go
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 16, 2019, 11:19:11 AM
Indeed, you spotted I was trying to get a decision by using my resolve of steel
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 16, 2019, 12:03:09 PM
I call a vote! Place your votes into the ceremonial skeel!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 17, 2019, 08:14:59 AM
I think we should all be in this vote, from New York elites to the lowly skell
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 17, 2019, 07:48:48 PM
But do we all have the necessary skill?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 19, 2019, 08:45:07 PM
It is not relevant. Just the opinions that people have in their skull
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2019, 09:11:26 PM
Let us see what fate the norn Skuld has woven for us, then...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2019, 10:50:44 AM
I'm going to skulk over here in case things turn sour
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 23, 2019, 11:44:49 AM
Sour as the smell of a skunk?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 23, 2019, 02:00:55 PM
Yep. I caught a whiff of one of their sprays once. It stunk.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 24, 2019, 10:56:29 AM
I'm never sure grammatically when to use stunk vs stank.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 24, 2019, 02:46:29 PM
Evidently, it never sank in :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 24, 2019, 02:49:57 PM
Perhaps I sang about it, I'd learn better.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 24, 2019, 05:03:35 PM
that would be a sane thing to do
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 24, 2019, 05:15:39 PM
But is it safe?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on April 25, 2019, 10:40:13 AM
If it's not, we couldn't put it on sale!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 25, 2019, 11:04:17 AM
sage advice!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 25, 2019, 12:52:21 PM
Alright let's just turn the page here.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2019, 01:44:59 PM
Only the Book Mage can do such a great deed!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 25, 2019, 01:48:27 PM
Although they do require a fairly large wage
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2019, 02:00:16 PM
A few chin wags and we can talk the price down maybe?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 25, 2019, 02:07:30 PM
I heard he'd do it for a pack of fags.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2019, 02:18:02 PM
Good, we've got bags of cigarettes out the back.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 25, 2019, 04:18:21 PM
careful, there are a fair few bugs back there
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on April 25, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
They live under the rugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2019, 05:05:48 PM
If one runs at you, just be ready with a glaive. Halberds will also do at a pinch.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 25, 2019, 05:18:36 PM
I've heard that they are the weapon of choice for nuns
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2019, 05:47:49 PM
Yeah, they go nuts with those things.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on April 26, 2019, 05:16:47 PM
It's a wonder they don't get more cuts
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on April 26, 2019, 09:51:55 PM
They have cute magical healing fairy mice that sort those out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 03, 2019, 06:44:29 PM
Using a tiny mouse lute?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
Yes, though you have to lure them in with cheese if you want them to play a full set.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 01:09:31 PM
I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 04, 2019, 01:18:07 PM
How dare you denigrate my ideas. I could sue you for that!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 01:25:48 PM
You'll rue that decision bro.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 04, 2019, 01:37:43 PM
Well, I can just run away to the mountains of Georgia if I need to.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 01:44:01 PM
Georgia, USA maybe. Where they play dueling banjos and have fun with you.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 04, 2019, 04:54:30 PM
What, like give you a bun?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 05:06:36 PM
More like do things with your bum. :P
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 04, 2019, 05:22:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AUMtA58.jpg)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 04, 2019, 05:25:12 PM
I should just ban this thread and be done with it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 05:43:36 PM
If you think you can.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 04, 2019, 05:55:45 PM
I can if you're being enough of a cad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 04, 2019, 09:11:24 PM
You're the one being bad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 05, 2019, 04:28:19 AM
Alright, dad
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2019, 06:48:37 AM
Aye, lad.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 05, 2019, 10:08:37 AM
Sorry for the slow reply, I'm posting on a bit of a lag.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 05, 2019, 12:34:22 PM
You're just an old hag.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 05, 2019, 02:43:58 PM
You're one to talk, you daft old bag.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 05, 2019, 04:48:54 PM
That's a big insult
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on May 06, 2019, 09:59:21 AM
Read the sig.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on May 06, 2019, 06:11:06 PM
But that would be a sin according to the Lost Scrolls of the Bunneh
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on May 06, 2019, 06:24:00 PM
What clearly is not one, is having excessive kin
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 20, 2019, 02:53:31 PM
This thread needs a revival kit I think.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on June 20, 2019, 10:07:34 PM
Yes, it seemed to have run into a pit.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 20, 2019, 10:40:45 PM
Someone put the pin in the balloon, you could say.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 21, 2019, 04:13:39 AM
Let's make more of a din
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 21, 2019, 11:14:15 AM
You could bang on a tin for that I guess.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on June 21, 2019, 12:49:13 PM
Or even ten of them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 21, 2019, 03:25:36 PM
We need more men for this tin-banging operation!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on June 21, 2019, 08:45:37 PM
Wait! Wait! Wait! You can't go banging tin in a fen! You'll disturb the wildlife!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on June 21, 2019, 09:20:30 PM
Indeed - as a fen-dweller, I'm not a fan of a din from men with a tin, or ten!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 22, 2019, 12:14:44 AM
Would you say a ban would be appropriate?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 22, 2019, 04:47:29 AM
Or just bar them from certain areas
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 22, 2019, 07:38:40 AM
Could we not just keep them far away?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on June 22, 2019, 12:32:53 PM
How about over there, behind the fir trees?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 22, 2019, 05:30:04 PM
I'd prefer those fur trees.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 22, 2019, 06:16:38 PM
Yes that would be fun :)


(Also, good to see you around again, Othko!)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 22, 2019, 07:12:26 PM
I'm a fan of being back, Jubal!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 23, 2019, 04:16:32 AM
I might go as far as to say: this calls for a celebration
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2019, 11:31:21 AM
To the bar, everyone!  :D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on June 24, 2019, 11:19:52 AM
Isn't drinking at this hour kind of a bad sign?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 24, 2019, 01:37:32 PM
Yeah, but it makes me forget how sad the world is :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 24, 2019, 03:06:30 PM
Some parts arent so sad, I'd say
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 24, 2019, 05:18:01 PM
They can still sap your energy away though.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 24, 2019, 05:35:46 PM
True, nothing a good nap might not fix?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 25, 2019, 09:16:21 PM
Oh, don't nag so.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 26, 2019, 04:40:44 AM
nay
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 26, 2019, 07:58:32 AM
yay!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on June 26, 2019, 10:54:11 AM
So what is everyone up to this fine day?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2019, 11:14:22 AM
I am packing frantically, for tomorrow I must be on my way (back to Vienna from Frankfurt!)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on June 28, 2019, 12:15:33 PM
I hope you didn't have to pay too much for your ticket.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 28, 2019, 01:18:36 PM
No, didn't have to pry my wallet open too far to find the cash.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 28, 2019, 05:45:45 PM
Looks like it will be dry for you there
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on June 28, 2019, 05:48:59 PM
I'll cry if there's not rain in Manchester soon.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2019, 09:20:23 AM
The weather is being a bit coy on that subject!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Son of the King on June 29, 2019, 11:02:50 AM
I haven't seen a cow lie down yet today, so not looking good.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2019, 11:30:16 AM
I thought I saw one, but it turned out to just be a massive con >:(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on June 29, 2019, 01:36:04 PM
Maybe you should call for a cop ?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2019, 02:20:37 PM
They can't cope with crimes of this magnitude.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 01, 2019, 12:09:18 PM
Maybe plant some dope on the cow and then ring them?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 01, 2019, 02:49:25 PM
I hope that all cows aren't so deceptive
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 01, 2019, 02:58:31 PM
I don't think the Pope wouldn't agree with that alas (but I can't comment more about that story)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 01, 2019, 03:08:13 PM
Yeah, you better pipe down
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 02, 2019, 10:04:19 AM
I'll add that to the pile of threats I regularly receive :-D
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 02, 2019, 11:56:18 AM
They must be vile people
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 02, 2019, 03:23:40 PM
I'd run a mile if I saw them, certainly.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on July 02, 2019, 07:09:41 PM
I think I'd run the entire length of the Nile
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 03, 2019, 03:28:09 AM
Did you know that Egyptians thought cats were sacred animals, and were the first to keep them as house pets? It really used to rile and confuse the ancient Greeks who used weasels for pest control, and did not know of domestic cats
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on July 03, 2019, 11:30:36 AM
That is a ripe little tidbit of information :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Othko97 on July 05, 2019, 07:10:03 AM
It really caused my knowledge to rise, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 06, 2019, 11:22:12 PM
Do you feel more wise than you used to?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 08, 2019, 10:59:21 PM
It's good to ensure your knowledge is as wide as possible.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 09, 2019, 08:21:23 AM
That's all the excuse I need to go and study obscure countries with a strong wine making tradition.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on July 09, 2019, 05:27:48 PM
Places with nice places to dine too I'd wager
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on July 09, 2019, 05:30:53 PM
Places that are not dire at all.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2019, 03:28:49 PM
Indeed, sire!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on August 04, 2019, 07:17:53 PM
Think I've been out in the sun a bit to long, my skin is really sore
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 04, 2019, 07:27:35 PM
Is that your sole complaint?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 04, 2019, 08:11:15 PM
Ive been down in the hole with that kind of discomfort.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 04, 2019, 08:36:06 PM
You call it a hole. I call it home.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 06, 2019, 08:13:31 PM
I'd rather live in a dome.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2019, 09:10:18 PM
DONE.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 06, 2019, 09:37:10 PM
GONE.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2019, 11:07:41 PM
NONE.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2019, 04:20:40 AM
NOPE.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2019, 11:16:44 AM
hope?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 07, 2019, 08:19:56 PM
Pope.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 07, 2019, 09:55:09 PM
Pole
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2019, 12:53:13 AM
Mole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 08, 2019, 03:03:41 AM
Would you ever live in a mole hole?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 08, 2019, 10:59:36 AM
I'd want to hone my earthworm eating skills first.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2019, 11:58:37 AM
Bone them first.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 08, 2019, 12:03:16 PM
Don't be such a BORE
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 08, 2019, 12:14:47 PM
It's all making my butt sore.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 08, 2019, 04:24:48 PM
Sort yourself out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 09, 2019, 04:00:35 AM
Maybe come help me construct this blanket fort
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 09, 2019, 08:51:44 AM
Does it have a sally port?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2019, 05:40:06 PM
That part had to be removed from the plans due to budget constraints :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 10, 2019, 08:37:39 PM
So it's not possible for the defenders to dart out, then? :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 10, 2019, 09:00:12 PM
No, they'll have to take the cart route like everyone else.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2019, 11:13:43 PM
Maybe a lift could be installed at one part
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 10, 2019, 11:21:44 PM
You can buy them down at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2019, 12:33:03 AM
Along with a bottle of malt vinegar, two packets of salted hazelnuts, and forty-one and a half cans of shandy.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 12, 2019, 03:16:13 AM
Salt is delicious.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 12, 2019, 10:43:13 AM
And it's on SALE! :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 13, 2019, 08:43:20 AM
I think it's safe to say that I'll have 6 pallets
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 13, 2019, 10:06:31 AM
same :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 15, 2019, 10:59:45 PM
That's very tame - won't you have more?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 15, 2019, 11:29:29 PM
The rules in the ancient TOME forbid it!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 16, 2019, 12:12:02 AM
Is that the one you keep on a shelf at home?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 16, 2019, 12:36:00 PM
No, it lives in the hole.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 17, 2019, 08:32:18 AM
Well i hope you clean it out from time to time
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 17, 2019, 11:55:14 AM
Nope!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 17, 2019, 08:10:25 PM
Ok, I'll leave a note for the maid
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 17, 2019, 11:27:07 PM
I vote against that idea
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 18, 2019, 09:44:39 PM
Would it upset the vole?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 18, 2019, 10:56:32 PM
Oh, she's fine. It's the MOLE it'll really get on the nerves of.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 19, 2019, 09:37:34 AM
Tell me more!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 19, 2019, 10:23:38 AM
Indeed - we don't want our small mammals to mope!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 19, 2019, 12:06:26 PM
Yes, we hope that won't occur.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 20, 2019, 06:08:38 AM
I don't think I'd be able to cope
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2019, 08:36:32 AM
Wear a cape, then you can deal with anything.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 20, 2019, 09:27:17 AM
Could i get some cake too?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 20, 2019, 09:36:26 AM
Oh for portugals sake m8.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 20, 2019, 11:08:03 AM
Be careful - it might get wet in the lake!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 20, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
I like this forum.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: comrade_general on August 22, 2019, 10:14:38 AM
It would be better if it was lime green in color.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 22, 2019, 12:44:32 PM
You just crossed a line there, buddy.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 25, 2019, 09:19:42 AM
It is a fine one at that
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 25, 2019, 11:00:53 AM
Oddly enough it does form a sine curve.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 26, 2019, 12:25:08 PM
Like me, walking home after I've had too much wine :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2019, 03:03:50 PM
Yes. a wide path is preferable in those circumstances.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 26, 2019, 09:47:12 PM
At least I don't have to wade through water.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 27, 2019, 10:32:03 AM
That would also have made your journey tougher, true.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 27, 2019, 06:49:11 PM
Indeed - I'd pick a different mode of transport.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 27, 2019, 11:27:27 PM
What would you consider more suitable for such a circumstance?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 28, 2019, 06:28:29 AM
A mare?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2019, 12:14:03 PM
Yes, one with a beautiful mane!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 28, 2019, 10:42:00 PM
Indeed, I can see it through this pane of glass.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2019, 11:12:34 PM
*a TRACKING SHOT focuses on the HORSE, and it PANS left as the creature runs gracefully across a field of dry grass*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on August 29, 2019, 08:26:46 PM
(as someone fans the camera to keep it cool in the heat)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2019, 11:21:42 PM
The horse also has fins. This was an unexpected development.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 30, 2019, 03:04:48 AM
That would be  a fine sight
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 30, 2019, 09:15:16 AM
Mine eyes ne'er beheld such majesty as fin horse!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on August 31, 2019, 05:24:28 AM
It makes me pine for a past I never had: Cantering across the meadows and dales astride fin horse
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on August 31, 2019, 11:25:52 AM
A fine thought, 'tis true.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 03, 2019, 10:19:13 AM
One we should file away for posterity!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 03, 2019, 11:38:38 AM
Yes, let us fill filing cabinets with copies of The Fin Horse Dream in different languages.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 03, 2019, 04:42:35 PM
Sorry, but mine are already full
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 06, 2019, 03:05:11 PM
Then pull a new one into place!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 06, 2019, 06:30:30 PM
A bitter pill to swallow, this.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 06, 2019, 11:12:39 PM
It seems to have cast a pall over proceedings.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 07, 2019, 08:17:31 AM
Perhaps a trip to the mall might lighten everyone's spirits?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 07, 2019, 12:50:11 PM
Screw that, I'm going to Mali.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 07, 2019, 10:03:13 PM
Bali is nice too.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2019, 12:06:57 PM
As is Bari :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 09, 2019, 10:09:13 PM
Does Bart live there?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 10, 2019, 12:31:47 PM
No... he's just there as bait.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 10, 2019, 02:00:16 PM
That mate who walks with a slow, leisurely gait?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 10, 2019, 11:07:53 PM
Yes, his loss will be our gain.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 11, 2019, 10:10:05 AM
Is that the main benefit?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 11, 2019, 10:29:44 PM
The maid thinks so.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 12, 2019, 05:35:48 AM
I think she may have been paid off
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 12, 2019, 11:03:23 AM
With a pair of fine slippers?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 14, 2019, 08:41:16 AM
Maybe, or maybe that new ribbon in her hair
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 14, 2019, 10:34:20 AM
She’ll want to keep that out of the hail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 14, 2019, 05:44:56 PM
Otherwise she'll be sure to fail
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Silver Wolf on September 16, 2019, 11:12:46 AM
Unless she decides to wear some mail.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2019, 01:06:22 PM
Hardly her main problem.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 19, 2019, 06:30:50 PM
That might be a pain, unless she's used to it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 20, 2019, 10:42:47 AM
Not as much as the pin will cause.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 22, 2019, 09:56:36 AM
Can I have some pie?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 22, 2019, 12:48:52 PM
Ask the pig for some.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 22, 2019, 03:49:20 PM
I asked for a pork pie and it gave me a great big wallop
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 22, 2019, 07:18:07 PM
Maybe you should offer it a wig?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2019, 12:13:39 AM
That sounds like a win all round.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 23, 2019, 09:35:25 AM
That would make the fin horse very happy.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 23, 2019, 10:00:57 AM
I daresay it's celebratory neights would create a fair DIN
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 23, 2019, 01:03:19 PM
We might need to don earplugs.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2019, 02:34:03 PM
Yes, fin horses can make a ton of noise.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 23, 2019, 05:46:44 PM
I heard that certain other animals can too
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 23, 2019, 06:21:09 PM
Indeed - some of them moo!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 23, 2019, 07:45:31 PM
A moa could probably also make a lot of noise.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 24, 2019, 12:20:40 PM
Better than a boa constrictor. They are very quiet indeed.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 24, 2019, 02:36:50 PM
And then they jump out at you and shout "BOO!" right? :)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 25, 2019, 06:43:51 PM
Exactly, then needing to beat a hasty retreat to the LOO
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 26, 2019, 10:33:36 AM
That's a lot of stuff I don't want to contemplate...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 26, 2019, 12:03:21 PM
I've got more where that came from
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2019, 12:09:39 PM
Get out.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 26, 2019, 12:13:57 PM
Ok. Although it is rather wet
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 26, 2019, 01:34:13 PM
It's good to have the wit to recognise that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 26, 2019, 04:26:56 PM
I win.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on September 28, 2019, 06:46:30 PM
The fin horse is confused about which thread we're in.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 29, 2019, 11:38:49 AM
Omigosh, the fin horse? I am such a fan of that creature!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on September 29, 2019, 04:04:30 PM
But is it much fun?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on September 29, 2019, 08:16:02 PM
As sure as the sun rises each day!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 02, 2019, 08:58:01 AM
Or that a bun rises in the oven!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 02, 2019, 07:20:42 PM
But mildly less sure than the certainty that Wibulnubniblia has No Marcuses Allowed.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 03, 2019, 02:07:44 PM
I bet a Marcus has sneaked in at some stage, though...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 03, 2019, 03:50:55 PM
If one set his mind to it, perhaps...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 03, 2019, 04:25:47 PM
He would have had to sew the "infiltrating Wibulnubniblia" badge on to his scout uniform.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 04, 2019, 11:51:20 AM
But if the Wibulnibs saw that, the might figure out the issue...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 05, 2019, 04:17:53 PM
Ineed, he might get a raw deal after that
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2019, 08:00:45 PM
I ran from the cow plague.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 07, 2019, 09:22:59 AM
Did you get a tan?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 07, 2019, 12:34:51 PM
Nope.


I got a TANK!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 07, 2019, 12:40:16 PM
Awesome! Why talk to your enemies when you can blow them up!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 07, 2019, 01:24:03 PM
I mean, I'd balk at that idea. I just wanted a cool mode of transportation :s
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 07, 2019, 02:54:47 PM
Surely you can't let these people walk all over you?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 07, 2019, 03:40:47 PM
Mm. I must go and see a great wali to ask for advice.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 08, 2019, 08:28:08 AM
Maybe there is one in Bali?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 08, 2019, 11:09:43 AM
Or Bari, for that matter.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 08, 2019, 11:56:45 AM
Is his name Bart?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on October 08, 2019, 04:53:44 PM
Sorry, did you say Bort? that happens to be my name :-)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 08, 2019, 07:55:35 PM
I have a fort.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: beebug_nic on October 08, 2019, 08:12:16 PM
Please don't fart inside there, it looks small!

(p.s. I'm sorry, I had too)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 08, 2019, 09:17:29 PM
A part of me is amused by that.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 08, 2019, 09:53:12 PM
242 PARA SQUADRON GO GO GO!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 09, 2019, 02:44:17 PM
Papa?

Nicole?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 10, 2019, 11:03:34 PM
The island of Rapa Nui is known as Easter Island in English.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 11, 2019, 08:02:51 AM
I have heard numerous raps about it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 11, 2019, 11:07:04 AM
I need more naps.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 13, 2019, 06:15:10 AM
I need more taps
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 14, 2019, 01:30:12 PM
I can give some tips on how to get them.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 14, 2019, 06:08:00 PM
That would be tops!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 14, 2019, 11:13:41 PM
So first you must obtain coin by defrauding the cops...
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 17, 2019, 07:36:27 PM
I don't think they would cope with that very well :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2019, 11:43:09 PM
It is, alas, Tusky's only hope.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 18, 2019, 01:32:31 PM
Well, maybe I do have enough of them at home
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 18, 2019, 02:16:25 PM
I'm glad you have some.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 19, 2019, 05:53:45 PM
Including a tome about history
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 19, 2019, 07:00:42 PM
Sometimes books have to be chained - is it tame?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2019, 07:36:13 PM
I could tell you how it was brought to its current, human friendly state, but 'twould be a long, long tale.


(Also, given the subject was and has been for over a page taps, I'm not sure how the category of taps includes "a tome about history...")
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on October 20, 2019, 09:09:36 AM
I pale at the thought of it.

(The subject might now be the coin which Tusky might or might not have at home, rather than the taps he still needs. Maybe the tome is so valuable as to count as coin, or it's a history of coin, or taps, or both? Maybe he could buy the taps with the coin, and save us from the increasingly dense meta-analysis into which we're sinking?)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 20, 2019, 10:46:50 AM
Although perhaps we do have time to hear it? Or are we rushing at a fast pace

(I was just listing something I also had in my fictional home, since I apparently came to the decision that I had a sufficient amount of taps. Just to change the subject, really)
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 20, 2019, 11:16:17 AM
We're going to end up in a bad place one way or t'other.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 20, 2019, 11:39:19 AM
Gosh that's a worry. I have quite a lot on my plate as it is!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 20, 2019, 01:07:57 PM
Try serving things on a slate instead?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 22, 2019, 08:48:42 AM
True. Maybe that way we won't be in such a bad state
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 22, 2019, 12:23:36 PM
Stote turns out to be a valid albeit archaic spelling of stoat.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 22, 2019, 12:40:50 PM
I bet you have quite a store of facts like that!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 22, 2019, 12:44:27 PM
I just stole this one from the internet honestly.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2019, 10:56:48 AM
well stone the crows! - I never thought you would reduce to such things
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2019, 11:54:17 AM
I must atone for my failings :(
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2019, 12:12:56 PM
Would you like to be left alone with your thoughts?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 23, 2019, 04:46:52 PM
Yes, run along now!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 28, 2019, 02:47:33 PM
Sorry - I feel like I've let the cat among the pigeons a bit there.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 28, 2019, 07:47:48 PM
I must now switch to speaking in Atong.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on October 31, 2019, 02:11:26 PM
And I must find a cure for my Atony
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2019, 11:45:25 PM
What about a nice lie down in a stony stream full of fresh water?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 01, 2019, 03:49:09 PM
That might work, perhaps someone could read me a story
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 09, 2019, 10:04:06 PM
Maybe an unusually literate stork?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 10, 2019, 05:37:15 PM
Maybe the POWER OF THE STORM COMPELS YOU
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 10, 2019, 05:53:54 PM
Is there a store nearby? I'd like to buy a pastry.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 10, 2019, 10:18:11 PM
*snore*
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 11, 2019, 09:30:39 AM
At least if you're asleep, you can't be caught in a snare.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 11, 2019, 10:32:19 AM
That would give me rather a scare, so it sounds a good thing to avoid.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 11, 2019, 07:53:37 PM
Indeed - we don't want to lose you, as we don't have a spare.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 11, 2019, 07:59:07 PM
And we wouldn't want people to stare
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 11, 2019, 10:33:28 PM
I should start looking after myself better, then, really :/
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 12, 2019, 06:30:08 AM
I  think it's a stark realisation for all of us.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 12, 2019, 09:35:07 AM
It's like the time I found out that my pet tortoise was actually a shark in disguise all along.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 12, 2019, 12:45:54 PM
No doubt attempting to shirk his shark duties
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 12, 2019, 01:07:41 PM
Did he wear a shirt for added disguise?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 12, 2019, 02:57:52 PM
Yes - and a skirt!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 14, 2019, 01:14:09 PM
How did it afford all of those things? I thought that sharks were generally skint!
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 15, 2019, 09:28:00 PM
It sold the skins of its enemies for coin.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 16, 2019, 11:22:53 AM
I think i once bought once actually,  for my sins
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2019, 12:51:53 PM
I bought one for my sons.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Glaurung on November 16, 2019, 02:34:45 PM
Did they have tons of them?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2019, 03:20:34 PM
No, they were only little tots so I just bought them one flayed skin between them and they had to share.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 18, 2019, 09:38:41 AM
Very thoughtful of you! I've found that they do make good toys
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 18, 2019, 03:55:19 PM
Yes, my boys are loving it.
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Tusky on November 19, 2019, 02:58:41 PM
Would you rate it as one of your best buys?
Title: Re: Change a Letter III
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2019, 10:51:20 PM
It wasn't as good as the delicious buns I bought recently.