Exilian
Site Questions & Governance: The Citadel Quarter => Archived boards May 2017 => Site Archive => Questions and Suggestions - The High Court => Bethesda Entertainment => Topic started by: Marcus on December 21, 2008, 10:06:35 PM
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This thread is to recount amusing moments you've had in any of The Elder Scrolls games. :)
I recently had one, exploring Fort Urasek in Oblivion where I opened a door in sneak mode to see a goblin staring me in the face. Funnily enough, the eye was still dim so he didn't know I was there, and next thing he knew he had been shot across the room by one of my arrows. The physics in the game, while not always believable, are always amusing. ;)
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I once knocked over a set of scales, but they glitched out and one of the plates caught on the shelf they fell off, they proceeded to stech out rather amusingly. I then hit them and they snapped back and shot around the room at incredible speed, knocking everything else around at similar speed, so my screen was basically a swarm of high speed household objects
then the game died on me :(
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Love SC's, why did you not get a screenie?
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I thought I did but I can't find them, I also had a funny one where a dude I killed managed to do a handstand
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Oh!
This is super funny! Once me and this dude were fighting (You know the ones in red capes?) and the guards joined in but 2 of them hit each other so it was assult for both of them, so they attcacked the other guards then the civilians joined in and it was a big mush of people killing each other.
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I had two imperial rangers chasing a deer shooting at it with arrows, then one of them his the other, so they started having an archery fight. I just stood back and collected the misses :P
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I get that the whole time, its pretty funny.
Also, I led an invincible guard into an oblivion gate, he killed about 30 deadra.
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Heh, I uses a paralysing potion on an arrow, shot a deadra on top of a tower, it feel off, got up, and climbed the tower up to me, where I repeated the process again.
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I threw a guy off of a tower with a spell, thats sorta the same thing right?
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but the fact he got back up and climed the tower to me again and again (was a deadra lord) and that he wasn't killed in the fall
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I turned a guy into a deer :blink:
And I killed lord dagon in oblivion :lol:
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Sorry about this double post but I found this pretty funny :lol:
If I add everything I own up I have over 2.5 million gold worth of stuff
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Has anyone ever disarmed someone/something and the weapon fall into lava, and they race over to get it? It's mighty funny to watch, but means you can't loot their corpse very easily.
I also used the cloning staff on a towns person while sneaking and didn't get spotted, they stated to fight, then the guards rushed over to kill the clone, in the confusion one of them clipped a neutral or another guard, so they started to fight, then the guards turned on one of that pair, they look too similar to tell, that melee got a few other accidents happening and I ended up with a huge guard fight I suppose its would've gone on forever if I stayed watching
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You can kill people with a fork! How cool is that!
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I was 100% chameleoned an managed to put a bowl(i have no idea why I had it) uspside-down on a deadras' head
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HAHAHA! That is hilarious! I must try that!
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Well guys, I have finally done it. I have made it to the top of White Gold tower in Oblivion.
How you ask? Paint brushes I say.
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I just turn collision detection off (tcl) and weeeee I'm flying stuff the paintbrushes
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Damn you and your computers!
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or tgm, toggle god mode, then walk into the imperial palace and beat em all down MWHAHAHAHA
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When I want to have fun in Oblivion, I just turn on the 28 days mod. It's a zombie invasion mod.
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PAINT BRUSH POTS
seriosly odd, pick one up, drop on it's side, and watch it go
:O youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqK3SWp_P4)
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lol ^^
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put something big on the chair as example a watermelon and then sit on the chair. It will fly away like a bullet :D
Btw I was messing around in Mount&Blade Map Editor and I made a map of Cyrodill.
http://www.imagesforme.com/show.php/345088_maptest02.bmp (http://www.imagesforme.com/show.php/345088_maptest02.bmp)
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If you paralyze someone and hit them with a weapon, they will go like string ^^
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Magic user? Surrounded by lots of angry melee opponents all trying to turn you to kibble?
Just drink 3 or 4 of your best restore health over time potions and spam your favourite area of effect spell!
Seriously I took out about 6-7 people at the same time using that
which is why alchemy is the best skill, 11hp/s for 30s, and that's not even the best equipment
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Ah, you could do that, or you could use azuras (sp?) Star to make a weapon as good as you want it ^^
I have a bow that does 200 electric damage for 40 feet. It ownes. And with the Arrows of Immolation well...
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how many charges?
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About 30, its a really decent bow. Its worth 24000 too ^^ ( its a Deadric bow on top of all that)
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You must listen to this it's so funny .......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fearthenring.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FThe_Stormwind_City_Guard&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fearthenring.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FThe_Stormwind_City_Guard&feature=player_embedded)
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Hmmm. I once used my Dark Brotherhood char to assassinate all of a towns guards without anyone noticing me. (no bounty :D )
Oh, this one time I hit this daedra in the head with this arrow from like a mile away (verrrrry lucky shot), I went up to him to inspect his body and he had traveled like 10 feet from where I shot him.
I tricked a rat into going into this ayleid trap and when it came down it stuck in his back and pulled him up and then kept mutilating his body.
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heh, I recently got a mod which adds physics to basically everything, so I built a little pen out of barrels and stuff in the imperial city, I managed to catch 5 people in it :P
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heh, I recently got a mod which adds physics to basically everything, so I built a little pen out of barrels and stuff in the imperial city, I managed to catch 5 people in it :P
rofl.
The deadly reflex mod is insane, best mod for assassins IMO. I love coming up behind people and slitting their throats. (in a non real life way of course :D )
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The deadly reflex mod is insane, best mod for assassins IMO. I love coming up behind people and slitting their throats. (in a non real life way of course :D )
Meh... Never versions of Deadly reflex are not working on my computer (don't know why)
When I first bought IC waterfront shack I found out that there are no containers in it ... So I threw all the stuff I had one by one on the floor... :D
And then I decided to make my own melon warehouse... To bad I didn't take the screenshot... That small shack was FULL of melons... And when i say full I really mean it ... ;)
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Somethig very amazing happened to me the other day :) I was running along, as you do in the middle of the forest, and a goblin ran out to attack me. Now, I slew the goblin using Ruins Edge from the Shivering Isles, and I got an absolutely amazing result.
It killed EVERYTHING.
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It was fun when I used createfullactorcopy dozens of times on myself and made sure I only had a bow, and started a huge war! :D Heh, it was fun!
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Amusing moments? Probably when that dude fell out of the sky in morrowind, then you look through his inventory and you get his crazy jumping spells.
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Have you ever wandered why IC has that big sewers ? They don't even have toilets for crying out loud !
Where does all that ***t come from ?!
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This one time I was going around the forest, saw a deer, shot an arrow, and I killed 2 deer. Apparently, it passed through the first ones head and hit the other one's head. I've been trying ever since to do it again....