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Title: On a llama farm
Post by: Jubal on December 26, 2014, 11:58:21 PM
This is a variant on "Pants".

Basically, post the titles of famous fictional things, with "on a llama farm" added for humourous effect.

Some starters:
The Battle of Five Armies On A Llama Farm
Gone with the Wind on a Llama Farm
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on a llama farm
Beowulf on a llama farm
Gulliver's Travels On A Llama Farm
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Post by: TTG4 on December 29, 2014, 05:21:52 PM
Love in the time of Cholera on a Llama farm
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Post by: comrade_general on December 29, 2014, 06:24:43 PM
The Hobbit on a Llama Farm
A Brief History of Time on a Llama Farm, by Stephen Hawking

I was driving yesterday and saw a llama farm! :o
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Post by: Jubal on December 29, 2014, 07:08:32 PM
My Struggle on a Llama Farm, by Adolf Hitler
War and Peace on a Llama Farm, by Leo Tolstoy
Metamorphosis on a Llama Farm, by Franz Kafka
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 04:00:15 AM
20 Years a Slave on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2015, 07:40:01 PM
My sister came up with the brilliant "100 years of solitude on a Llama farm".  :P
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Post by: comrade_general on January 02, 2015, 07:56:48 PM
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal On A Llama Farm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Lucian on January 02, 2015, 08:25:42 PM
Death Of A Salesman On A Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on January 02, 2015, 08:28:57 PM
Everyone Poops on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2015, 08:56:54 PM
My Family and Other Animals on a Llama Farm (Gerald Durrell)
You Only Live Twice on a Llama Farm (Bond film)
1000 places to see before you die on a llama farm
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Post by: Gmd on January 08, 2015, 06:54:15 PM
On her majesty's secret service on a Llama farm.
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Post by: comrade_general on January 16, 2015, 01:08:39 PM
My Life on a Llama Farm by Bill Clinton
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Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 09:51:26 PM
The Phantom Menace on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 17, 2015, 08:33:01 AM
The Last Unicorn on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on January 20, 2015, 06:53:14 PM
Dumb Ways To Die On A Llama Farm (game)
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Post by: Fish Priest on January 20, 2015, 11:32:52 PM
From my shelf:
Looking For a Ship on a Llama Farm (unlikely to be successful)
Before They Are Hanged on a Llama Farm
Scientific Technology and Social Change on a Llama Farm
The National Academy of Sciences: The First Hundred Years on a Llama Farm
The Long War on a Llama Farm
The Man Who Counts on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 20, 2015, 11:43:38 PM
And a few more from mine:

The Great Sea On A Llama Farm (Presumably a very big llama farm)
Medieval Mercenaries On A Llama Farm (10/10 sitcom idea Would Watch)
Hope and Glory on a Llama Farm
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Post by: TTG4 on January 21, 2015, 07:18:27 PM
The drunken botanist on a Llama farm

My future if things go badly
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Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2015, 11:46:39 PM
The Last Battle On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Othko97 on February 01, 2015, 09:57:50 PM
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe on a llama farm.
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Post by: comrade_general on February 01, 2015, 10:45:20 PM
Home Alone on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on February 01, 2015, 11:47:27 PM
Frozen On A Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on February 16, 2015, 06:26:55 PM
Up in Smoke on a Llama Farm (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWxgfTMLtc0)
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Post by: Jubal on February 16, 2015, 09:57:00 PM
Alien Life Imagined On A Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on August 23, 2015, 12:41:50 PM
How to Win Friends and Influence People on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on August 23, 2015, 05:00:05 PM
The Tiger In The Well On A Llama Farm (Pullman)
Infernal Devices On A Llama Farm (Reeve)
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Post by: comrade_general on November 06, 2015, 01:54:20 AM
Stephen Biesty's Castle on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on November 16, 2015, 09:03:47 PM
Secular Orations On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:36:34 PM
Gödel, Escher, Bach on a Llama Farm.


Weirdest sitcom ever.
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2016, 01:41:17 PM
The Force Awakens On A Llama Farm?  :P
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Post by: comrade_general on January 28, 2016, 02:25:22 PM
Game of Thrones on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2016, 02:45:55 PM
Avengers Assemble On A Llama Farm :D

"What are we doing here?"
"Forsooth, what are these noble yet aloof beasts that I do see? And why must they spit on me so?"
"Hulk like llamas!"
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 14, 2016, 12:23:36 AM
A Clash of Kings on a guanaco farm.
Blackpowder War on a guanaco farm.
I Am Not a Serial Killer on a guanaco farm.
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Post by: comrade_general on March 14, 2016, 03:20:06 AM
Omg it's portugaling llama!
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Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 14, 2016, 04:48:36 AM
I contend otherwise my good friend.
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Post by: Jubal on March 14, 2016, 12:17:07 PM
Yay, healthy debate :P

The Science of Monsters On A Llama Farm
On Liberty On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:40:10 PM
12 Years a Slave On a Llama Farm

...I feel this one has already been done before but can't be bothered going back to check.
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Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 01:50:39 PM
It has been, but it's still pretty good. :P

Captain America: Civil War On A Llama Farm
 The Wealth of Nations On a Llama Farm
Gulliver's Travels On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 12:02:59 AM
The Way of Kings on an Alpaca Farm

Magician on an Alpaca Farm

Ranger's Apprentice on an Alpaca Farm
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Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:44:02 AM
Small Gods On A Llama Farm :)
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:24:54 AM
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:28:47 AM
Fourteen Byzantine Rulers On A Llama Farm

(Still a better reality show than Big Brother)
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Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:17:46 AM
Green Eggs and Ham on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on July 30, 2016, 10:17:48 AM
Now We Are Six On A Llama Farm
Guards! Guards On A Llama Farm!
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Post by: Caradìlis on February 23, 2018, 09:41:44 PM
Wonder Woman on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:14:00 PM
Thor: Ragnarok On A Llama Farm

(Oh no! Surtr has upset the guanaco pen!)
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Post by: comrade_general on March 31, 2018, 11:20:19 PM
Darkest Hour on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2018, 11:26:27 PM
The Little Owlbear on a Llama Farm :)

(as yet unfinished)
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 03:16:09 AM
Red Sparrow on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on April 01, 2018, 03:23:32 AM
So I Married an Axe Murderer on a Llama Farm
My Stepmother is an Alien on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2018, 03:42:24 AM
King Arthur on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on April 19, 2018, 10:08:08 PM
Black Hawk Down On A Llama Farm :)
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 19, 2018, 10:26:58 PM
High Noon on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Silver Wolf on April 20, 2018, 06:53:40 PM
Mark of Chaos on a Llama Farm (Anthony Reynolds)
Wolf tracks on a Llama Farm (David Case)
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 20, 2018, 11:14:17 PM
The Little Owlbear on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 09:40:50 PM
Die Hard on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on April 21, 2018, 10:49:15 PM
Atlantis On a Llama Farm
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Post by: Silver Wolf on April 23, 2018, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: comrade_general on April 21, 2018, 09:40:50 PM
Die Hard on a Llama Farm

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/86027768/large.jpg)
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Post by: comrade_general on April 23, 2018, 04:08:23 PM
But what about Lethal Weapon on a Llama Farm. :)
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Post by: Tusky on May 03, 2018, 04:27:27 PM
Driving miss daisy on a llama farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 03, 2018, 05:19:56 PM
Othello on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Silver Wolf on May 06, 2018, 10:57:52 PM
A God in the Shed on a Llama Farm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 07, 2018, 04:27:54 AM
The Yellow Wallpaper on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on May 07, 2018, 11:44:39 AM
I Know What You Did Last Summer on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 07, 2018, 01:23:21 PM
Medici - Masters of Florence on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on May 07, 2018, 02:12:55 PM
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer on a Llama Farm :P
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 07, 2018, 02:59:36 PM
The Perks of Being a Wallflower on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2018, 05:47:05 PM
Norse Mythology On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 08, 2018, 06:36:35 PM
The Avengers: Infinity War on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on May 08, 2018, 06:47:18 PM
 How Stuff Works on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Silver Wolf on May 08, 2018, 09:26:53 PM
Quote from: comrade_general on May 08, 2018, 06:47:18 PM
How Stuff Works on a Llama Farm

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/086/592/0d0.jpg)
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 08, 2018, 11:03:45 PM
Casablanca on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2018, 11:57:50 PM
In The Loop On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 09, 2018, 12:22:04 AM
Spiderman on a Llama Farm
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Post by: comrade_general on May 09, 2018, 01:07:59 AM
300: Rise of an Empire on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 09, 2018, 05:44:07 AM
The Oxford Dictionary on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Tusky on May 13, 2018, 07:36:45 AM
What dreams may come on a llama farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on May 13, 2018, 08:20:54 AM
Roman Law on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on June 12, 2018, 11:20:52 PM
Some more Kafka:

In the Penal Colony On A Llama Farm
The Village Schoolmaster (The Giant Mole) On A Llama Farm
Investigations of a Dog On A Llama Farm
The Problem of Our Laws On A Llama Farm
An Old Manuscript On A Llama Farm
Description of a Struggle On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on June 13, 2018, 06:47:16 AM
Byzantium - the Surprising Life of a Medieval Empire on a Llama Farm
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Post by: Tusky on July 18, 2018, 04:32:20 PM
Men who stare at goats on a llama farm
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Post by: Caradìlis on July 18, 2018, 10:28:42 PM
Brave New World On A Llama Farm
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Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2019, 05:16:45 PM
The Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window And Disappeared On A Llama Farm

(This would not actually be a terribly different book to the real one, I can't help but think...)