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Art, Writing, and Learning: The Clerisy Quarter => Writing, Poems, AARs, and Stories - The Storyteller's Hall => Topic started by: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM

Title: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM
"We need to talk."

The End
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on September 30, 2016, 11:07:19 PM
I raise you:

"Out of milk"

The End

:P
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: comrade_general on October 01, 2016, 05:01:33 AM
Never had milk to begin with. :P
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on October 01, 2016, 10:32:37 AM
Disappoint.
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Lady Grey on October 18, 2016, 10:44:22 PM
"We need to talk."

The End


Agreed. Also, 'Have you got a minute?' 'Can I just see you for a minute?' and other such variations.
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Glaurung on October 22, 2017, 05:56:44 PM
"Rail replacement bus service"
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on January 11, 2018, 11:03:37 PM
In much the same vein as the above: "Flight delayed."
Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Carad├Člis on January 12, 2018, 11:03:40 AM
5 unread messages: "Call me." - Mum