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Art, Writing, and Learning: The Clerisy Quarter => Writing, Poems, AARs, and Stories - The Storyteller's Hall => Topic started by: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM

Title: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM

"We need to talk."

The End

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on September 30, 2016, 11:07:19 PM

I raise you:

"Out of milk"

The End

:P

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: comrade_general on October 01, 2016, 05:01:33 AM

Never had milk to begin with. :P

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on October 01, 2016, 10:32:37 AM

Disappoint.

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Lady Grey on October 18, 2016, 10:44:22 PM

Quote from: comrade_general on September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM

"We need to talk."

The End

Agreed. Also, 'Have you got a minute?' 'Can I just see you for a minute?' and other such variations.

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Glaurung on October 22, 2017, 05:56:44 PM

"Rail replacement bus service"

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Jubal on January 11, 2018, 11:03:37 PM

In much the same vein as the above: "Flight delayed."

Title: Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
Post by: Caradìlis on January 12, 2018, 11:03:40 AM

5 unread messages: "Call me." - Mum