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Title: > BEESNOT: Yellow, Green, Red, Orange
Post by: Jubal on August 10, 2017, 12:02:45 AM
You press the button, which was installed several years ago by a worker who was utterly terrified of fruit. Having divined that this colour combination might be in some way appealing to fruit lovers, she ensured that this button would release a tiger, the well known defence against raspberry-users, which she later taught to other notable senseis of fruit defence (https://youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w?t=5m40s).

To cut a long story short - and to cut your existence on this mortal coil short - the tiger eats you. You don't even give it indigestion, so that's nice. You may even have helped save the species. On the other hand, you're definitely dead.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Panthera_tigris_corbetti_%28Tierpark_Berlin%29_832-714-%28118%29.jpg/1200px-Panthera_tigris_corbetti_%28Tierpark_Berlin%29_832-714-%28118%29.jpg)
If you're going to go down, go down saving something this beautiful.


Oh dear.

Would you like to play again (http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=3275.0)?

~THE END~