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Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on January 18, 2010, 01:12:55 AM

This is a game i find all over the place whenever i play an online game with forums. Here's an example of how it goes:
I built a hill out of clay
MY HILL (<--- insert any size/color)

Next post:
I shot (person made the hill) with a rocket
MY HILL (Insert any size/color)
and then it just goes on for however long it wants to go on  :flashy:

I will start the game...

I use my eternal slaves of demonic souls to build a hill of skulls

MY HILL
 :DarkstarOnly:
P.S. can i use the emote this one time although it belongs to darkstar?

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on January 20, 2010, 11:23:55 PM

*Gets out some huge arse gun, shoots you, then gets out a giant shovel and killsyour hill. Then uses that same shovel to make...*

MY HILL


Hell Yeah B)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on January 20, 2010, 11:31:21 PM

*Goes up to CN2 and Falcon Punches him in the face. He falls down the hill and breaks his neck*

MY HILL

BTW lordryan. FYI Darkstar hasn't been on this forum for several months. I'm his replacement and I say use the emote if you want.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on January 21, 2010, 12:28:42 AM

*Pulls out a giant humidifier, makes a fog, and ambushes boyninja and kills him with the deadly penguin from "meet the spartans" and then makes a fortress out of his (boyninja's) 2 tons of extra fat xD*


MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on January 21, 2010, 10:49:07 PM

*Gets a bat and hits you*

My Hill.

Edited for the sake of humanity - Marcus

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on January 22, 2010, 12:26:46 AM

a bit on the large size O_o

A kick you and you rush to Hospital....


MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on January 22, 2010, 10:48:28 PM

I launch a Nuclear Missile at you, destorying everything within 50 square miles.

My hi... oh wait, I blew it up.

I build a new hill from the fallout of the explosion.

MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 22, 2010, 10:49:36 PM

*Walks up the hill. You all collapse and choke in my admin aura*

MY. DAMN. HILLLLLLL!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on January 22, 2010, 11:00:09 PM

Surely I would be immune, as I am also an Admin.

Oh well.

Sniper Jubal from 60,000 feet away. Treks for 15 hours to get to the hill.

MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 23, 2010, 01:55:55 PM

Stabby rip stab stab! My Hill!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on January 23, 2010, 05:24:40 PM

*defeats jubal with unmatched knowledge of the ban button*

My Effing Hill!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on January 23, 2010, 07:52:38 PM

You fall and die because I insulted your badly edited piece of concept art....

Ma Hill.   :DarkstarOnly:

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 23, 2010, 07:54:57 PM

Overthrow the King! Revolt...

Because in Soviet Russia, hill owns YOU!

And I own hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 07, 2010, 03:32:55 AM

revolution, republic, free market takes hold...

*global takeover of world hill market by Hillcorp

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 08, 2010, 07:17:20 PM

BANK CRASH!

HILL PLUMMETS IN STOCK MARKET

BAILOUT GIVEN TO HILLCORP(tm) BY GOVERNMENT,

HILL NATIONALISED

MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 08, 2010, 07:24:49 PM

hill comes under excessive government regulations

*establish E-Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 08, 2010, 08:15:27 PM

I can haz hill?

*insert picture of cat here*

I haz hill!  :P

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 09, 2010, 06:20:32 PM

doggy comes and eats cat!

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on March 11, 2010, 12:22:07 AM

Kicks dog in face.

Dog runs away.

^_^ My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 11, 2010, 12:42:31 AM

dog brings big brother wolf

wolf bites off ****

mai hyll

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on March 11, 2010, 05:12:36 PM

I callz up Wolf Hunters.

Wolf gets shot in brain.

Mai hill-billy.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 11, 2010, 06:28:04 PM

I bringz in pack of very hungry lions who have been starved for weeks and they eat your Wolf Hunters who do not have the time to shoot

My HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 11, 2010, 08:19:35 PM

call up my homeboy chuck norris

he roundhouse kicks your hill

MY HILL


chuck roundhouse kicks again

CHUCK'S HILL


we screwed now

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on March 12, 2010, 01:08:46 PM

Chuck Norris is only human, and gets taken out by a sniper.

(Yes I can do that, cause I think he's a dick.)

My Hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 12, 2010, 05:57:08 PM

throws smoke grenade so sniper cant see him

MY HILLZ

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on March 14, 2010, 01:29:40 PM

Gets a fan ^^

Mah Hillbilleh.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 14, 2010, 04:15:37 PM

Smashes fan with a stick till it breaks

MOI HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 14, 2010, 05:01:48 PM

Gets army of Ents a.gry at sticks being used for such purposes.

NATURE'S HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on March 14, 2010, 06:26:16 PM

Calls in major deforestation companies to clear the hill.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 14, 2010, 06:29:25 PM

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMPO/MR713~KISS-Army-No-Substitutes-Posters.jpg)

KISS' hill....great

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 14, 2010, 07:25:19 PM

blows up hill with nuc

my very small hill

builds it back up with anything going....

my back to sort of normal HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 14, 2010, 09:57:36 PM

Prosecutes under environmental protection legislation

Moves ents back in

Flameproofs ents this time. :P

Oh, and....

_{my hill}

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on March 14, 2010, 11:18:28 PM

Puts massive bin bag over ents, so they are deprived of light and oxygen and die.

MY HILL!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2010, 12:14:34 AM

This leaves me free to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.

Then the Knights who say Ni award me free passage...and the hill.

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 15, 2010, 11:16:13 PM

the knights return and claim the hill as you failed to get them a shubbery!

The Knights who say 'Ni!''s Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2010, 11:24:46 PM

The Knights who say Ni become The Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing

The Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing's Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepComet5581 on March 15, 2010, 11:28:51 PM

Teh Sith destroys the Knights.

The Empire's Hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on March 16, 2010, 05:29:46 PM

Teh Rebelz destroy teh Sith.

The Rebel's Hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 16, 2010, 05:44:47 PM

I turn the TV off, and so Star Wars ceases to affect me.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 16, 2010, 06:41:21 PM

i turn the tv back on, ut it in high defintion and turn up the volume so you iz affected

Myz Hillz

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on March 16, 2010, 07:24:08 PM

I fail to pay my TV licence, so the tv is cut off and I am unaffected. I then employ a kensai to protect the hill.

MY HILL, DAMMIT!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on March 16, 2010, 08:28:08 PM

I employ a dude with a Chu Ko Nu :D He takes out your man.

My Hill!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 16, 2010, 09:48:37 PM

I haz gun
I shootz u on hill

Ma Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 17, 2010, 06:03:42 PM

i haz rocket launcher

iz blowz u off hillz

me hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 17, 2010, 10:30:52 PM

I haz non-proliferation treaty...

Hill of peace, love and brotherhood (and probably weed, too)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on March 17, 2010, 10:54:55 PM

Oops... Weed is now Class B. Police come, lock y'all up for good.

My Law Abiding Hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on March 18, 2010, 08:40:41 PM

Anarchy breaks out. It's the end of the world
ALERT! "2012" MOVIE SPOILER






The world ends and it all floods. I own all the Arks and me and my family/army/supporters/followers are only people that live.

MY ARK(S)!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on March 23, 2010, 05:28:52 PM

i pull the plug and the floods go away, meaning your ark is useless on the land it lands on and the hill is fine
this is becuase i find out that i am actually GOD! :flashy:  :)  :ball:

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on March 23, 2010, 09:07:50 PM

Atheism for the win!

My un-religious hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 23, 2010, 09:12:37 PM

judgement day, all non-belivers are destroyed

My Belivers Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 23, 2010, 10:05:26 PM

God only exists on faith
HOWEVER
Paley's watch proves the existence of god
THEREFORE
God does no longer exist on faith
THEREFORE
God does not exist

*God vanishes in a puff of misconstrued logic*

HUMANITY'S HILL

(P.S. This is not my argument or even at all correct, anyone wishing t challenge me to a proper debate is welcome to do so)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2010, 11:33:53 PM

The Super Devil cometh.

(http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/rlrkeooa.jpeg)

You can see in this comparative image that The Super Devil (right) is at least six inches taller than the Devil, rides a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade which is believed to cause you to commit adultery.

The Super Devil's Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jacos on March 28, 2010, 02:43:18 PM

*Pushes whoever has a hill and and says:*

Your hill is now MY HILL!

Buwhahahaahha!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 28, 2010, 02:54:52 PM

In the Matrix, the reality is that there is no hill.

*imagines hill isn't there*

*imagines hill is where I am*

My CGI hill.  :P

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gen_Glory on March 30, 2010, 08:24:30 PM

"Good Evening Mr Jubal" said Mr Smith

epic CGI fight in which you lose

Mr Smiths' hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2010, 10:10:44 PM

Well...

Chuck's Hill, then?

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on April 06, 2010, 10:25:49 PM

Sends 100 ten-ton Nukes, blows up the earth after he constructs a base on the moon...
My Crater !!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 07, 2010, 10:40:27 AM

*Takes your moonbase*

*Builds a moonhill*

MY LUNAR HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on April 07, 2010, 08:52:43 PM

*Constructs a floating Star Base in the Orbit of Jupiter and blows up all other Solid based Planets.* I win :knight: :D !!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: CN2 on April 21, 2010, 05:51:48 PM

Somehow replicates the big bang again without dying. Waits a few hundred million years.

Constructs a hill on the newly found planets.

*MY NEW HILL*

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: lordryan756 on May 02, 2010, 04:34:06 AM

Finds out the when CN2 get's poked, a limb falls off due to age, etc..
Pokes CN2 a couple times until his head falls off...


MAH HILLZ!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2010, 07:03:32 PM

Pokes you, too. With a lightsaber.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on June 01, 2010, 09:26:30 PM

Flashes Jubal.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on June 14, 2010, 10:36:10 PM

*chops marcus down with his epic sword  :knight: *

ITS MY HILL!!! SUCKERS  :DarkstarOnly:

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on January 28, 2011, 03:48:34 AM

*revives old thread with a spoon*


MAH (friggin') HILL


and for no reason at all this and the thing that shows up below (that indicates my editing) is also big  :D

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 28, 2011, 05:06:37 AM

Stabs you with foam bladed sword that my brother started whacking me with this morning.  MY HILL!!!

On an unrelated note:  Why is your edit text so big?  I didnt think that could change.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 28, 2011, 06:06:38 PM

Gently pushes you down the hill and waves goodbye

MY HILLZZZZZZZZ

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on January 30, 2011, 06:55:18 AM

Shows up underneath you from a rats hole that was in your hill and plants you a tracer dart that signals the iluminati to abduct you to New Zeleand.

  :knight: MY HILL :knight:

Continuing the unrelated note: I have no idea, after the first time I edited my post (which I edited like 5 times  :flashy: ), because of my BB code spamming somehow the editing text thing ended up with the size increaser code, making it bigger. Thats why I also said that on my post lol.

I mean, it was my super haxor abilities. *coughs like a madman*

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on January 30, 2011, 10:18:55 AM

Anklets you from far away then turns up on the hill 2 minutes later...

Ze Hilllzzzzzzzz Iz Mine

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on January 30, 2011, 10:36:27 PM

Shoots you with anti-German accent rocket.  MY HILL!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on January 31, 2011, 03:27:51 AM

Catapults you a nice British accent, together with a horde of italian fat men.

my hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on January 31, 2011, 05:18:12 PM

Fudge catapults, I get out my howitzer and shell you into oblivion.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 16, 2011, 10:35:23 AM

Death Star beemed you and the hill to nothing and I edtablish a new hill to fight over. I built 50 Km high walls around a 500 Km deep cave system. Come get me XD

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 16, 2011, 06:23:04 PM

My Dwarf army tunnels in and ceases the hill. They then proceed to man the defences far better than you ever could.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on February 16, 2011, 06:50:08 PM

I infect the hill fortress that kills dwarves, then headshot you with a lee-enfield rifle.

My effing hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 16, 2011, 09:10:55 PM

I bring a team of scientist that analyze the virus, invent a cure for it and then make them construct a gun out of that to use against all invaders.

my hillz!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 16, 2011, 11:59:24 PM

I bring specially trained scientist eating wombats.   MY HILL!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 05:54:44 AM

I dig to the center of the earth using billion dollar equipment and then blow up the core making it unstable and earth implodes. I use my death star with its secret thrusters to move to another planet. Mars. On Mars I found a hill made out of red dirt. I colonized the hill and built a sci-fi fort. what I didn't count on was my enemy had suspected me to blow up the planet and moved way before the task was done. The coincidence was that they moved to the same planet. Mars.

And so the next chapter began. SPACE WARFARE. Seeing that I was in for a big fight I set up my defenses and made ready for the first wave.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 06:59:36 AM

A wave of space fortress eating SPACE Wombats.  Your fortress stands no chance.  Still your hill but its your move.  ;)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:32:53 AM

I FLEE!! The wombats did too much damage to the supports of the building so I flee and build up my army of mutated Martians with hovering tanks with mounted lass cannons on. I wait for the enemy to occupy the fort till I make my move.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 07:40:59 AM

Why would Wombats occupy the fort?  They dig underground after evolving into tank eating Wambats due to the mutating effects of Martian Warpstone.  They erupt in the center of your line, leaping onto the hulls of your skimmers and begin to chow down on your specially constructed floating tank brigade.  MY PLANET!!!  But feel free to try and retake it. ;)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 07:58:59 AM

Just before that happened I was beamed up to my Death Star with the new beam installation and than using wombat hunters I kill your wombat army and fix my fort but using tomorrows technologies to make the land is on float in mid air.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:10:05 AM

I use Sugar-Gliders with melta-charges and Koala Necromancers to blow up your new fort and Death Star while simultaneously bringing my Wombat army back to life as Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat army.  MY PLANET AGAIN!!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 08:27:54 AM

I give up and flee again. But on my way I meet the remnants of my Martian army and apparently they were still building the army for revenge. I tried to take command but they blamed me for their failure so they went on there own. They wiped out your army and cremated all their bodies. They invited me to stay with them.

err. OUR HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 08:30:24 AM

I come back with a couple more Koala Necromancers.  Now your fighting against Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat, Sugar-Glider and Koala Dust.  Beat that!!!  :P

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 17, 2011, 09:08:42 AM

But I/we still have the hill. The Martians us there plasma guns to kill all the necromancers and the Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat, Sugar-Glider and Koala Dust to dust and than they vaporise the dust.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on February 17, 2011, 10:25:07 AM

How do you shoot dust to dust?  :unsure:  


:P

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 18, 2011, 07:51:24 AM

err. I just vaporise the Koala Dust strait up.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2011, 11:13:40 AM

Seeing that no one will take the hill from me and that Mars is in an episode of peace I go and colonize my own hill. Actually its a dormant volcano. I build walls along the rim and on the inside I start my own city.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 04:10:26 PM

But your walls are incapable of hitting my choppah that magically drops an alarm clock into the volcano, waking it. All the effort spent on your walls and the city are destroyed by half a kilogram of "explosives"

Then I declare the neighboring hill "My Hill"

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 22, 2011, 05:11:20 PM

Fanboys get angry about it not being the "original" hill. They proceed to burn and destroy your hill before reclaiming the volcano through hate & determination.

Fanboy's hill. What will we do now?

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 22, 2011, 07:24:53 PM

Summon a great and mighty being, whose name starts with "B"

(I hope a Bunneh follower shows up)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2011, 06:21:07 AM

HA HA HA HA!!! DOWN WITH THE BLOODY FURRY BUNNY!! I the neighboring hill but in a few seconds the red dust hill will be covered by lava because you fool. Yes you put a bomb in the volcano. Its not dormant anymore. I escape just in time and make a mew hill on Planet-X, Almost exactly like earth.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 23, 2011, 05:08:08 PM

Nightangel's daily definition: Mew hill. A hill made of 101 corpses of the Pok

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 23, 2011, 06:49:04 PM

[quote author="Mark

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Goldyrulz on February 23, 2011, 08:28:42 PM

I shall bring out my favourite pokemon of them all: Alakazam!
His Psychic move blows you outta the stratosphere.

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 24, 2011, 06:52:23 AM

Quote from: "debux"

[quote author="Mark

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 02:49:25 AM

But then I call for the skittles god, that removes the colours in your hill, removing your reason to live, or at least to defend your hill

my hill.

(it's so small it's invisible  :ninja: )

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 12:03:21 PM

NOO!! THE SKITTLES TURNED AGAINST ME!! Maybe it's because I eat them too much. I give the colour back with M&M's and your skittles run away. My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on February 25, 2011, 04:31:48 PM

I use super yeast to turn the sugar in the sweets into alcohol, you eat them all then die of liver failure.

"Of my god, what have I done? I've killed, no no no I didn't mean for it to go this far WHY!"

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 25, 2011, 04:39:53 PM

I just claim the hill. So it's my hill. Because I called dibs. So there.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 25, 2011, 08:26:48 PM

But since I am utterly ignorant of what dibs are, I use my funky username colour to spice up the atmosphere, and put some funky music. Everybody stop bickering and starts dancing, and when nobody is looking I put you all on the throwing arm of a trebuchet and launch you all to the Alps.

My Hill!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 25, 2011, 11:56:55 PM

I was a dead body at the time. :( I come back to life and take the hill by kicking the base and you fall down because of the vibrations. My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on February 26, 2011, 08:24:23 PM

But as you enjoy your first second of the feeling of success, it is followed by a second (followed by many others) of intense pain of you cushioning my fall. I stand up unharmed, and reclaim my hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on March 01, 2011, 02:37:31 AM

With the aid of their Bunneh God, the Wombat Army with an Airforce of Sugar Gliders and a Brigade of Koala auxiliaries make their own Hill.  In the glory of the Bunneh, the Hill is indeed mighty.  And huge...ish.  And the Army (with accompanying Airforce) protects this hill, with Lazors and Haxxor skillz, for they are awesome in their awesomeness, and protected by the all-knowing, all-seeing, awesome presence of the Bunneh and His awesomeness.  

It is now THE BUNNEH'S HILL! AND HE MADE IT! ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!  

What now!?

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 01, 2011, 07:01:18 AM

'Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill.' - Pink Floyd.

Note: I was paraphrasing from The Trial by Pink Floyd.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 02, 2011, 04:21:43 PM

I'm bored. CTRL+ALT+DEL.

Restart. Hill in Scottish Highlands, man with stick on top. Begin

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 02, 2011, 06:29:58 PM

I am the man with the stick. My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 03, 2011, 06:10:19 AM

LOL. I'm leader of the Sniper Brigade, *BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG* no more man with stick.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 03, 2011, 10:40:49 PM

But I use my super invisibility cloak. You can't see me as I sneak up behind you and know you out cold with the soft part of my banana.

my hill (and my banana)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 06:06:27 AM

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* Goes my tank brigade. No more Debux on hill (And no more banana)

MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 04, 2011, 10:17:43 PM

After mourning my banana for 7 moons, I decide to avenge it with a full scale attack upon "your" hill. My obsolete floppy disks render your defenses useless, forcing you to leave the hill in a hurry. Victory is mine (as well as the hill)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:34:07 PM

*Rat-atat-atat* Goes my Heavy Gunner Team. No more Debux on hill or his 'obsolete floppy discs'.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 04, 2011, 11:34:36 PM

*Rat-atat-atat* Goes my Heavy Gunner Team. No more Debux on hill or his 'obsolete floppy discs'.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 05, 2011, 04:28:11 PM

But then I revive after the third day (yeah, reboot takes a long time), rising as the new Grass lord. My grass stems enter your armies mouths and choke them to death, or at least give them diarrhea, keeping them busy as I claim the hill as mine

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 06, 2011, 09:10:09 AM

*ZAP* Goes my Necroposting Guild. Debux and his grass is stunned by my Necroposting skills and while he is staring at my Necroposting, eyes wide with amazement, I push him off.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 06, 2011, 05:02:13 PM

But then I summon the mighty Ban-Hammer, that bans you for "spamming" (excessive necroposting). Seeing that you were sent off to Tibeti-ecuador by the Ban-Hammer, I take the emptied hill for myself.

Mah Hillz

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 07, 2011, 05:53:56 AM

I use my virus to infect your 'mighty Ban-Hammer' and it runs away in fright and you chase it. With no one owning the hill and I was the closest person I took posetion.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 12:09:24 AM

But I use my piss-filled syringe, canceling the effects of your virus. My Ban-Hammer resumes its job of whacking anyone on top of the hill who isn't me. And now, it's immune to viruses because of the piss

mah hillz, yo

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 08, 2011, 05:52:07 AM

only thirteen on this one. *CA-BOOM* goes my A-bomb. No more Debux on hill (and no more piss-filled syringe). I get into my anti-radiation super suite and take the hill for myself.

Myz Hell.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 08, 2011, 11:03:50 PM

Only 13? :P

Then I get up with my super-paint powahs (don't ask how I got rid of the radiation) and use my super anti-radiation super anti-suit suit and you get absolutely exposed to the radiation. As you forgot to put on clothing underneath, you feel so ashamed that you don't notice as I nudge you off "your" hill

Mi Hall (see what I did there?)

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 10, 2011, 06:42:40 AM

LOL!! I use my super-Paint.net powers to distort your 'super anti-radiation super anti-suit suit'. While your away getting Paint.net to fix the distortion I steal your hill right out from under your noses.

MA HILL!!

15x

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 10, 2011, 09:37:26 PM

But then I use what you always had feared since you first got into the world of teh interwebs...

The Spoon

You surrender immediately

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 13, 2011, 09:37:20 PM

The Star Trek crew show up. This causes a negative space wedgie.

To every one of you I send cordial invites to come sit with me in my tower (on the hill) and watch the world burn.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 14, 2011, 09:17:29 PM

But as you observe the fruit of your need of destruction, I push you over and make you fall off your tower. As everybody else looks about astounded, I use the secret button you had installed that disposed all of us once you got bored of us.

My Hill!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 14, 2011, 10:01:22 PM

"Curses, foiled again!"

The exciting Adventures of Nightangel and co. will be back next week.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 15, 2011, 03:00:20 AM

'NOOOOOOOO!' LOL. I use the masive anti-button button and this one says 'YESSSSSSSS!'. It scares you away.

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 16, 2011, 12:55:48 AM

But then I call the IT squad to cut all yo' cables, so  pressing your button does nothing, except for keeping you busy as I place you in the trajectory of the swinging arm of a trebuchet. In a few second, Khan will only be a memory in our minds. I take the Hill as mine ahead of time

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2011, 06:52:23 AM

Then I use my ICT squad to disable your computer long enough to steal the hill right from under your nose.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 17, 2011, 10:35:10 PM

I use the PCGaming community to outskill your squad.

My Hill

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2011, 06:09:39 AM

I snipe you of the hill.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 18, 2011, 04:22:58 PM

I tear off my own arm and beat you to death with it.

My hill.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2011, 09:13:59 AM

I kick you off... with my detached leg.

MY HILL!!

P.S. I'm growing slack. I almost only said 'I kick you off'.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on March 20, 2011, 09:46:47 PM

I use your own signature to shove you off the hill

My Hillz, dawg

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 21, 2011, 09:23:43 AM

My Mongol army destroys your sig.

I'Z GOT DE HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on March 21, 2011, 05:10:37 PM

My Chinese army defeats your hordes, reclaims the hill and builds a Great Wall around it.

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 22, 2011, 05:47:26 AM

My rabid rabbits dig under and infest you. While your away at the hospitable I take the wall and the hill.

THE HILL IS ALL MINE!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on March 22, 2011, 01:18:55 PM

My horde of barbarians climb the wall and defeat your rabbits.

MY HILL

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 23, 2011, 07:00:16 AM

My dog chews them all up.

MY HILL!!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 23, 2011, 03:08:29 PM

Dog gets rabies, shoot dog.

Mai Hyl!

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 24, 2011, 06:29:43 AM

It is easy to be brave behind a castle wall. I steal the hill with my quote.

THE HILL IS ALL MINE!! MMMMWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on June 10, 2011, 05:04:15 PM

I employ random beasts of the night to bite your face off so that you may no longer quote victorious quotes!

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 10, 2011, 09:02:00 PM

But I use your avatar owl to scare your beasties off. Defenseless, and more importantly, without your avatar, you run away

My hillz, dawg

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 11, 2011, 01:59:14 AM

I insult your dancing dj cat gif and while you are crying I take the hill all for myself.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on June 12, 2011, 03:43:56 AM

I steal one of the swords from your profile picture and stab you in the foot. While your at hospital i claim the hill with my mighty Ents.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on June 12, 2011, 02:15:35 PM

Flamethrower.

mi hyll

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 12, 2011, 11:48:20 PM

Ice Staff

Hy Mill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on June 13, 2011, 01:13:57 AM

Flamethrower Deuce (Bigalow: Male Gigalo)

lliH yM

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 14, 2011, 02:49:28 AM

YAY!!

My Hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 15, 2011, 02:06:14 AM

I make the super dance. It's to awesome to be described.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 16, 2011, 04:14:08 PM

No one expects the Night Angel!

Banana peel!

My hill.

Now to build my glorious tomb.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2011, 04:55:13 PM

You get into your tomb, then I cover it with earth, turning it into a barrow. I then build a castle on the barrow.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 17, 2011, 01:22:01 AM

But I use the frostbite 2.0 engine of BF3 to destroy your hill, leaving you with a black, desolate and worthless crater. I use Jesus for him to make me mountains and mointains of fish to make my own hill.

My Hill, dawg

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on June 17, 2011, 02:04:23 PM

I get a hoard of stray and rabbid cats to eat your hill of fishes.After killing the cats i make a rather large and somewhat impenetrable hollow boulder out of the cats bones and fur!

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 17, 2011, 03:35:35 PM

You fool!

You built on top of my tomb!

I burst out leading my undead guard, no one expects it, and throw your boulder away.

I traipse back into the tomb, no more defences that block air flow, I enjoy a breeze.

The hill is free for the taking!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 17, 2011, 08:58:21 PM

But I build my hill on top of yours. You're buried (again! LOL) alive

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on June 17, 2011, 11:59:00 PM

Who said anything about me being alive? ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 18, 2011, 02:37:11 AM

*cough* (you didn't say anything about how you took the hill!) *cough*

Anyway...

My Hill (and my freak-out :P )

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 22, 2011, 07:28:46 AM

I steal the hill with my Super-Duper Super Glue. :P

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 22, 2011, 08:34:44 PM

I convert the hill to my side, AoEII monk style.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 25, 2011, 02:09:38 AM

I kill your monk with a Teuton Knight and spam Teuton knights all over the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on June 25, 2011, 03:00:10 AM

I use the supah car cheat and make mincemeat out of your prehistoric knights

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 07, 2011, 08:25:01 AM

Irish car bomb. Pwned.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on July 08, 2011, 02:26:17 AM

Irish Step Dancing

I win

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 13, 2011, 02:39:15 AM

I push you over.  With a greatsword.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on July 14, 2011, 01:12:41 AM

I resurrect Gary Moore to convince you to come down your hill

My Hill

:D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on July 14, 2011, 01:45:09 AM

Damn can't say anything to that.  Have your godsdamned hill!


:D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on August 17, 2011, 10:03:33 AM

no-one has colourful names anymore :O

mai hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on August 18, 2011, 02:47:51 AM

To counter your completely random resurrection, I take away one of your stars that's over your post count, and make you sing "It's Raining Men", from The Weather Girls. You commit Harakiri

My Hill, if you please

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 20, 2011, 03:12:56 PM

I still the wakizashi DN used and slam it into your spinal cord. Lacking bodily functions, you are unable to retain the hill.

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2011, 02:46:42 AM

I get the police to arrest you for you "TOTAL DISREGARD FOR INTERNET RIGHTS" and while you are in prison I take the hill all for myself.

MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on September 18, 2011, 05:07:41 AM

I break out of prison using a mop, some toothpicks, various pilfered undergarments and a deck of risque playing cards. I then proceed to scalp you with a sharpened toothbrush until you relinquish the hill to me.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on September 26, 2011, 08:31:35 AM

I steal your sharpened toothbrush and stick it into your rectal cavity. while you are on the ground attempting to remove this painful object i take the hill with my army of rainbow coloured rodents. Mai hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 02, 2011, 05:13:51 PM

Im a girl.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 02, 2011, 10:25:01 PM

My new avatar is too adorably cute for your feminine self to ignore.

While you coo over it, I eat the hill then regurgitate it someplace else.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 02, 2011, 10:51:27 PM

Alas, unlike you males, I, can multitask. So as I coo over the cute little fella, I manage to steal back the hill from right under your nose.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 04, 2011, 03:47:53 PM

During the  sneak-time you dropped your palm-mirror... Sorry Ladyhawk, you women need that, always...

You return back to the lowlands to pick up your mirror and I march gloriously withought even a fight...

MY AWESOME HILL. ALL visitors are accepted, but not people who want to dethrone my Imperial Highness [What a dramatic tone :D ]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 05, 2011, 05:30:26 AM

I dont have one.............

So its still my hill XD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 05, 2011, 06:20:00 AM

Have you forgotten ---  ??? I bought you one last week so it's...

 ;D  :P MY HILL  :)  :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 10:05:07 AM

I visit your hill and make a peace treaty with you...

8) 8) OUR HILL!!!!!! 8) 8)

P.S. and our palm-mirror. Come get it you guys. We know you want to be the one to return it.  :-* XD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 09, 2011, 02:01:06 PM

TAKE THE SOUTH edge, MARK!

OUR HILL If you want to make a peace treaty with my imperial highness, (like mark did) then you're totaly accepted to declare our HILL.   

I build a castle and give the south tower to mark, my first vassal.

OFFER TO ME YOUR allegiance, and I SHALL GRANT U OUR IMPERIAL HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 09, 2011, 02:03:19 PM

I declare war against both of you!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 09, 2011, 10:26:09 PM

Than war it shall be!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 09, 2011, 11:05:18 PM

*Raises sword to sky*

Then we will fight!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 08:11:12 AM

YAARRR!!! *moment like bar fight arena*

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 10, 2011, 08:17:22 AM

I would like to apply for ownership of the under-hill to house my legions.

Who will be at your service any time you please, My Lord.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 08:43:28 AM

Application sending... sent. Please wait for a reply from Dimos the mighty.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 10:33:15 AM

CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE WOMBATS OF WAR!

INTO THE BREACH MY DEMONIC, VICIOUS LITTLE FIENDS! WE SHALL TAKE THIS HILL YET!

WOMBAT LEGIONS! ADVANCE!

 This hill shall be mine...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:39:35 AM

Kangaroo riding warriors, charge!!

Defend the keep at all cost!

Vaegir archers to the walls!! Stop those vicious animals at all cost!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 10, 2011, 11:55:40 AM

WOMBAT ARMY! RAAAAARGH!

WOMBAT!
WOMBAT!
WOMBAT!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 10, 2011, 10:17:02 PM

VAEGIR ARCHERS! RAWK!

VAEGIR!
VAEGIR!
VAEGIR!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 05:36:35 AM

WOMBAT ARMY! RAAAAARGH!

WOMBAT!
WOMBAT!
WOMBAT!

WOMBAT ARMY! RAAAAARGH!

I want my damned hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 11, 2011, 06:30:57 AM

VAEGIR ARCHERS! RAWK!

VAEGIR!
VAEGIR!
VAEGIR!

VAEGIR ARCHERS! RAWK!

Than just say it's yours... isn't that the way this game works?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 11, 2011, 11:23:47 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAT!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2011, 05:57:52 AM

VAAAAAAAAAAAAEGIIIIIIIIR!

Our hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on October 14, 2011, 01:53:38 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

My hill again.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 14, 2011, 07:04:22 AM

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!

Our hill again.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 15, 2011, 01:11:40 AM

Slaps you both in the face, hey! This is my hill, go away. BAM!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 16, 2011, 02:46:50 AM

Kicks you off of the hill and builds a castle for us to reside in.

OUR HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM

Develops Jean Greys powers off X-Men and blows you all away.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 18, 2011, 08:22:00 PM

Our hill. Welcome faithfull nightangel to the hill.

Now. I have the castle, Khan has the south tower, NA has the low hillsides... Who can beat this mighty empire?

DIMOS'S and his VASSALS mighty hill  !

The rest of the people who live in the valleys will soon pay us taxes!! LONG LIVE OUR HILL. 1/2 of the gold is mine!  ;D

GLORY TO OUR HILL

ps: Obey to our Imperial power. The next to apply for my protection will be granted a seat in my imperial chamber of advisors and law-makers. The sooner we will get many people united in the hill, we will be ready to take on the valleys around and then declare the PAX DIMANA, the PEACE OF DIMOS...  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 18, 2011, 08:33:48 PM

Applying for post of Supreme Military Commander.

Second only to you, of course, My Lord.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 19, 2011, 02:59:29 AM

BA! Good luck getting me too do anything.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 19, 2011, 03:40:33 PM

Nightangel, you and your legions will be the backbone of our vassal infantry. Khan's mongols will be the vassal cavalry squadron.
Ladyhawk you can take the new port I am building at the west of the hill... and become our admiral.

Whereas only the Sovereign [ie: me] can have the title of ''Supreme Military Commander'' , NightAngel you can be the ''Constable and Great Marshal of the Infantry Legions'' , which is what you ask, but with a more apropiate title. Unless the Khan has to say elsewise, I declare you temporary ''Landgrave and Baron'' of the Land army, including the cavalry.

I declare Ladyhawk ''Admiral of the Great Fleet'' which is to be made in the next days / posts... hehehehe ... Awesomeness...

The Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk are members of the ''Great Chamber of Advisors'' . The rest of the people who will submit a vassal application will be also granted great powers and offices... We need Librarians, Sergeants, Warriors, Merchants, semi-indepentent war-chiefs and fearsome sailors!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 19, 2011, 03:44:21 PM

A new sign was put on the Hill under the command of Lord Emperor Dimos.

THIS HILL belongs to King Dimos
and his most faithful vassals The Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk.

The heavily fortified citadel is guarded by many men under the Command of His Imperial Highness.

PS: The sooner all people will be united under our banner, this game can end and a new one will start... PEACE!

PS[2]: We need a consept artist to draw the hill and the souroundings and post the image! GLORY!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 19, 2011, 04:08:14 PM

And then we need to make an RPG of it.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 19, 2011, 04:53:46 PM

yes, that can be good!  8) possibly an rpg with more than just a hill, involving fictional funding, military attacks, teams etc...

Well for now we can Hold our HILL  gloriously! Hail to you, Baron NightAngel !

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 19, 2011, 05:05:35 PM

Hail to you, Imperator Dimnos!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 20, 2011, 05:35:02 AM

You must have miss read my posts. For you see, this is MY hill. You must go away immediatly. Grrrrr.

You try to bribe me with a good title and standing ay? 

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 20, 2011, 05:44:53 PM

Hawk, it's 3 vs 1. YOU LOOSE!  :D

Go aways from OUR HILL  or prepare to meet the Legions of NightAngel, and the Mongols of Mark.

I will walk the field with my elite cataphracts and sergeants and charge over your troops' blackened bones!

If you want my advice, what a man can make in a game is that: Change its route. This was a game of WAR. Dimos and his magnificent PAX DIMANA (PEACE OF DIMOS) propose the end of the state of war and the beggining of the state of the Commonwealth! Kneel before your master!

That's the only way to obtain a share in our HILL .

This HILL  belongs to all of you people... Provided that all of you who will recognise my in-game superiority and Dominion!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 21, 2011, 03:20:26 AM

NO! No! I was here first!! Go away!! You  are not as just as you say you are, you stole this hill from me, and I will do everything in my power to get it back!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 21, 2011, 12:42:30 PM

Someone being there first never stopped any other empire, why should it stop this one?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 22, 2011, 12:48:26 AM

Cause I said so

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2011, 03:32:08 AM

WE HAVE THE WALLS!! SURRENDER AND YOU WILL BE SPARED!!

Our Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 23, 2011, 03:28:04 PM

NEVER!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 23, 2011, 06:29:41 PM

Surrender to my glorious vassals or your piecies will be thrown in the ocean!

THIS HILL IS OURS!  
Dimos, NightAngel and Markorghis , that's why it's so awesomely imperial!

Ladyhawk, that's your last chance to admit yourself under my imperial power. When you'll be forced to do that, it will be too late, and you will be a mere servant... Redeem, and thou shalt be saved!  :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 23, 2011, 08:35:06 PM

We also have a great pension plan if you submit today.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 24, 2011, 08:07:57 AM

Why should I? This is my hill. Either I rule it with you Dimos, as is my rightful place. Or I will do everything in my power to dethrone and assassinate you. I am not a person you should mess with.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 25, 2011, 09:29:58 PM

Alrighto than. Accepted. You and Dimos now own the hill together.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 25, 2011, 11:00:59 PM

Royal Wedding time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 26, 2011, 05:30:08 AM

YAY. My Hill XD hahahahahaha

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 26, 2011, 11:02:07 AM

What? Had anyone of you, filthy vassal subjects, asked MYSELF, the Emperor?

Ladyhawk, join us now and we'll see later about weddings We need to build up the hill's economy first!  :)

Now Khan, send your mongols to create a ditch and some trap-doors around the walls. NightAngel, guard the workers! My troops will guar the hill...

Hawk, join us and you'll be victorious!  :D

HILL IS AWESOME HILL IS AWESOME HILL IS AWESOME

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 26, 2011, 01:21:14 PM

Will I rule?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 26, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

You will, but under my banner. All vassals rule in the name of King Dimos, Emperor of the Exilian HILL !

If you want to be at peace, ask me for a position in the hill. do you want the west docks? Do you want the North or the Eastern tower? We have so much space...

My Imperial citadel is imposed over the magnificent landscape of our HILL

Hawk, join the people who want you in their company, help the spreading of PAX DIMANA -peace of Dimos-  and take your rightful part in our hill. If you join now we can hold our first Imperial Advisory...

GLORY TO THE HILL OF DIMOS and his subjects the Khan and Nightangel  [and I hope Ladyhawk soon enough!]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 27, 2011, 06:32:26 AM

I dont know...... How much power over the hill will I have? And I dont want to be a "subject" >:(

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 27, 2011, 07:30:00 AM

I think the best way to describe it is that your a highest ranking member of the Senate.

P.S. I still like the wedding idea.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 28, 2011, 11:07:43 AM

Possibly the wedding will take place, but first I need the Hawk under my authority, for there is no reason for her to stay out of our GLORIOUS and CIVILIZED  HILL Empire ...

You will rule over a portion of the hill, equal with the other Vassals, NightAngel and the Khan.

Just tell me which portion do you need. Mind you that if the marriage takes place, then I'll rule your portion ''de iure uxoris'' (''on behalf of my wife'') thus you will be just the means of producing the HILL's succesive monarch, in the same time that the offspring of the Khan and NightAngels will become royal princes and princesses...

Thus I tell you that: It doesn't matter who came first in the hill. All that matters is who has the real power over it. You can't get passed NightAngel nor the Khan if you wanna be a sneaky assasin. They are trained and equiped with the best weaponry availiable... So tell us... Will you join us? Or should I command my subjects and my whole army to drag you to my prison and make you my pet-prisoner? -That's called middle ages style punishment!!!-  :) Join us and THOU shalt be saved!

MY HILL, our hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 28, 2011, 11:10:19 AM

I want more power.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 29, 2011, 04:00:00 AM

Quote from: Dimos on October 28, 2011, 11:07:43 AM

"the offspring of the Khan and NightAngels will become royal princes and princesses..."

Is NA a girl. If so than I already got a girlfriend and if he/she isn't a girl than. O.O NO WAY!!!!

P.S. How can a guy get pregnant anyway?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 29, 2011, 10:49:13 AM

Khan, Zeus gave birth to Athena when he had a headache...  :)

Ladyhawk, sumbit to us unless you wanna stay in our prisons... I already gave you command of my fleet, which you refused. I give you one tower of the hill and you still do so... What is an ABSOLUTE MONARCH like me supposed to do to please you my lady? I think the best thing to do is to throw you to my IMPERIAL prisons for some days, and thou shalt redeem!

Accept my terms, or join the filthy jail !  ;D HAWK

OUR HILL
Be always brave and Valiant!  
Ever to ecxell

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 29, 2011, 10:58:48 AM

EVER TO ECXELL!!

"ECXELL" is the new word for our kingdom. May it prosper like we shall.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 29, 2011, 12:41:14 PM

Will I move up in ranks Dimos?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 01:34:34 AM

You shall ECXELL in the ranks. :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 01:44:11 AM

Hmmmmm,  If this is the case and there is a chance of me excelling in the Ranks. They I accept your offer.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 01:54:00 AM

No. It's ECXELL not excell. (Capitals included)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 30, 2011, 10:55:11 AM

Hehehe, welcome Hawk...

Conquests bring ECxell or ECXELL or whatever. Though I prefer to establish peace, my famous Peace of Dimos , PAX DIAMANA.

I will be glad to have you under my banner, Ladyhawk, you are a valiant and brave ehmmm... Girl-Knight!  :D

I will change the Sign on the HILL:
THIS HILL BELONGS TO HIS MAJESTY KING AND EMPEROR DIMOS;
and his vassals the Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk .
The citadel is heavily fortified and protected by HIS MAJESTY's armed Sergeants.

PS: Hawk ask me for a location where you and your servants would like to establish, so as I will tell you if it is availiable...  :)
Welcome!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 11:34:30 AM

Somewhere with rolling misty green hills over looking a vast ocean. Big castle. Lots of grounds, and rooms and rooms of both scary and non scary bladed weaponry, armor and other instruments of war.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 30, 2011, 12:46:41 PM

So the docks then?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 30, 2011, 05:09:28 PM

Well I can put you on the docks outpost (which is gonna become a tower later on...) or in the West Tower, just above the dockyards... Ask Markorghis, those towers that I give you might not be that big as my top-HILL located citadel, but they are spacy enough to please your needs and fantasies!  :D Choose: Docks or Tower ?

Also you can apply for a rank in the army of the EMPIRE OF DIMOS.

PAX DIMANA goes well thus far. I would like to thank my faithful servants, the Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk.

Another possition is waiting for the next visitor who would wish to join the HILL EMPIRE OF DIMOS. We need an Archbishop...
Also we need as many vassals as possible, some artists, a dean for our new university and a keeper for our new Library!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 30, 2011, 05:21:07 PM

THUS FAR:
''The great book of history of the DIMOS HILL EMPIRE''

After ages of Chaos, internal conflict and carnage, DIMOS the adventurer of the Hill managed to establish order and society over the people of the Rocky Hills. His faithfull servants the Khan and NightAngel first raised their swords in support of Dimos's motion to political and social state. They shared the ideals of PEACE, LIBERTY and RULE OF LAW. Thus they entered in the state of EQUALITY and Ladyhawk was soon enough the newcomer to their company. All people who joined Dimos dream of peace and stability were rewarded for their bravery. The HILL was jeweled with many nice buildings and defensive structures. Dimos himself gave the titles and roles to each member of his Kingdom.

the Khan was apointed Leader of the Cavalry, he was given the South Tower of the defensive wall. He also held the title of First-Advisor, equal with the others, but recognised for being the first to join Dimos Empire.

NightAngel was awarded the title of Baron and he was given command of the Levy-Legionaries he brought with him. He was also awarded the title of co-comander of the cavalry and Lord of the lowlands of the HILL.


Ladyhawk was given protection under the banner of His Majesty and she is pending to be assigned to a role. She, like the two other vassals is a part of the Chamber of Advisors.


Let the peace of DIMOS last over the HILL forever!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 30, 2011, 08:25:52 PM

So what will be the state religion?

I would like to apply to start my own order independent as possible of government forces.

Nothing big, merely a body to pick up and guide any individuals of magical talent can’t have them running amuck now can we.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 30, 2011, 08:51:19 PM

I ask permission as a humble vassal to start our 2nd base. Hill MkII.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 30, 2011, 10:06:43 PM

I see I do not have a title yet. Why is this?

Something that could help Dimos, we all know in the Bar Fight Arena, I am the most powerful magical being ever to roam the Earth. Maybe I could help you in someway, with my desvestatingly powerful maigc. XD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 30, 2011, 11:44:18 PM

Glory to you all, active vassals!

Nightangel, I'll be glad tou have your order recognised, noble fellow. Let it be in peace and it it be helpful in war as well... The state religion was supposed to be a form of united christianity, typical religion for medieval european states... Unless all of you propose elsewise.

The Khan, I think we must stick to our hill  for now, since that's what the game gives us, just a HILL... but I'll be glad if you would like to explore the ''map'' first, find some locations and then ask my permision so as we can send some settlers around there. If the game has such potentials. Also you have my full permision -all of you- to impose law over people who will not accept my sovereignty and rule! That means raid their goods or imprison them if they post against our GLORIOUS EMPIRE!

Ladyhawk, you can be the ''Magic Lady'' of our HILL, the ''Royal Sorceress'' if you like. Your powers are highly apreciated in my Court. That's why I accepted and asked for your oath of alligiance...

Inform me of your actions, friends! Also try to get people in the thread, they are potential for new allies -they will not be introduced in the chamber of advisors for now, because you were the first 3 to join my cause- ...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2011, 05:02:20 AM

I'm going to search for more land over the sea. I request permission to start an expedition. There will always be enemies of the GLORIOUS EMPIRE!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 31, 2011, 06:49:31 AM

Is it okay, If I gather an army of people with magic. In case our enemies threaten our kingdom. It shall be volenteer only. I do not wish too force our people into subscription against there will. And the army shall be trained by me.  I realise that either Khan or Nightangel has commande of the mortal army. 

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 31, 2011, 01:06:04 PM

Hawk, your magicians are welcome to join my Imperial forces, you're granted permision. You are supposed to occupy the West tower.

Khan, you are apointed great admiral of the imperial fleet. I have so far to offer you 3 ships, but I grant you permision to create more at your own expediture. Any lands you will find will be part of the Great HILL EMPIRE, and thou shalt be rewarded for your efforts.

NightAngel, you are given temporary command of the 1/2 of the Khan's mongol cavalry for the defence of the HILL...

I will recruit some cataphracts to aid my sergeants for the defence of the citadel.

PS: We do NOT wish war. We need to get as many vassals / allies as possible. LET the era of the PAX DIMANA  begin! (Then this game can end and a new hill-game begin again... we can make it a HILL RPG!  )

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on October 31, 2011, 01:32:37 PM

The army is more a precaution than anything Dimos. :) That and I need something to do.... XD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on October 31, 2011, 04:23:39 PM

If we want total control we will need a good spy network.

Lady Hawk what’s the set-up then do the magic users go through the order, or do you want the majority of mages and I'll take the ones fit to be spies and assassins. (Oh it appears I have found a use for the Order of the Crescent Moon.)

I like the second idea.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 31, 2011, 08:13:31 PM

I shall set sail as soon as all the supplies are aboard the ships.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 31, 2011, 08:49:20 PM

NightAngel, just choose a career man. You can either become the Master of Spies or the Lord of the Vassal infantry. I command you to change the name of your order and give me first some info about it... its purpose, size, headquarters etc...

Hawk, just do the public good, lassie...

I command you to give supplies to the Khan, good fellows. I give you 5 sacks of grain and 3 barels of ale, captain / admiral...
Also you can use my 3 ships and my crewmen!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 01, 2011, 04:53:03 AM

:) Thank you. I just need a few more supplies.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 01, 2011, 05:21:29 AM

I can give you some supplies. What is it that you require Khan?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 01, 2011, 08:09:57 PM

Cabbages and potatoes would be good, they will stop the scurvy. :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 01, 2011, 10:08:03 PM

Yes thats no problem what so ever. I should have sufficent supplies to you within a day.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 02, 2011, 12:39:52 PM

What a great feeling, to see your vassals help each other! Ecxellent work everyone! NightAngel, give the Khan some supplies, if you like...

Hawk keep that up and you shall gain the ''badge of obidience'' !

Also if anyone of you have any honorary titles to propose to be established, your ideas are welcome. I will also myslef, think of 2-3 badges / orders of chivalry that our KINGDOM will grant its brave and valiant subjects...  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 02, 2011, 09:18:11 PM

*discovers nuclear fission*

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 02, 2011, 10:24:09 PM

Im the most powerful being to have ever lived. Hellllooooooooooooooo

Creates shield around hill and teleports CG across the world with awesome powers. Still our Hill mate.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on November 02, 2011, 10:27:02 PM

My assassins stab CG dead before he can try again. :D

On a side note I have settled on the title of Guild Master, I shall run the city's economy and spy network. I'll need to be closer to trade so can I get moved to the docks?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 02, 2011, 11:04:32 PM

I shall take the tower as Dimos suggested.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 02, 2011, 11:13:03 PM

*blows up Portugal*

You see that armadillo!?  >:(

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 03, 2011, 03:40:20 AM

*Strengthens shield around the Hill.

Sends massive wave of power towards you. Absolutly destroys everything around you*

You see that armadillo? Next that shall be you. Dont you dare threaten us.
 

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 03, 2011, 10:36:18 AM

CG! THIS HILL IS MINE!  

To be presice, I have made an EMPIRE around this HILL!

It belongs to me and my vassals the Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk. Each post you will do against my EMPIRE  will be replied by a massive counter-attack by my faithful vassals!  :D

The only way to claim a part of this HILL is to submit yourself into my supreme IMPERIAL power. I have set a goal of GLOBAL-HILL peace, PAX DIMANA (peace of dimos) and thus no-one will be accepted to break it! Submit to your superior Lords, or pay the price!

OUR HILL!

PS: you are free to blow up portugal but stay away from OUR HILL; Elsewise you will pay for this!  ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 03, 2011, 10:43:55 AM

NightAngel: You are taken command of the Vassal Troops, ecxept of your own Legions and you are taken the low lands of the HILL. You are honorously settled in the docks along with your garisson, over the dock watchtower. You are commanded to tax all merchants and aquire books and other valuable learning ''tools'' from sailors. You are recognised as guildmaster of the assasins' guild of the crecent moon  and you are declared minister for trade and growth. Your assasins are welcome in all of the HILL, ecxept of my glorious Citadel.

You are powerful, Baron, use your power wisely! LONG LIVE OUR HILL EMPIRE!  :D

Ladyahwk: Yes, the West Tower, close to the docks is now known as the ''Magic Tower'' since there you live, glorious magic being!  :) In addition to that you are declared the Hill's Vassal Police force Leader; but mind you, I am judge!  :P  ;)

Khan: Your trip accross the ocean can proceed, but don't sail too far away from our shores. We are not afraid of an attack by CG alone, but we must be cautious! Long live the fleet, noble Admiral of the HILL fleet! :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 03, 2011, 10:52:13 AM

Thank you. The tower is high yes? I need the hight if I am to conduct experiments.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 07, 2011, 01:17:52 PM

The west tower is nigh enough for your experiments, Hawk. You have my full permission to build a turret on its top.

Khan! Are you ready for the exploration journey to the west? Keep in mind that ''the west always brings new prospectives!''

NightAngel! How does the trade income go? What technologies have we learned from sailors and traders?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2011, 04:00:56 AM

Quote from: comrade_general on November 02, 2011, 11:13:03 PM

*blows up Portugal*

You see that armadillo!?  >:(

No... we didn't. We only see the land around our kingdom. I don't even know of this Portugal you speak of. Why do you think I'm sailing over the ocean? On that subject I'll get sailing right now. I've stored the cargo into the boats' holds. Setting sail now. Farewell sweat land and kingdom. Stay safe.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 08, 2011, 04:52:20 AM

I have weaved a spell into the ships. It will ensure your safe return. :) Good luck my friend. Safe travels.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 08, 2011, 10:31:16 AM

My hill?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 08, 2011, 01:20:36 PM

Dont even try PG XD hahaha unless you wish too join us. :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 09, 2011, 12:46:16 AM

*coughs quietly*

That's a very nice hill, ladies and gentlemen, and I thoroughly approve of your decorations and building works. Unfortunately I have an announcement to make. Hereafter, the hill that counts for winning this game is no longer that hill. It's this one, over here.

Which is, incidentally, my hill.  ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on November 09, 2011, 09:46:05 PM

Trade report.

The surrounding fishing villages are providing sufficient meat supplies however were are yet to find another large settlement to trade with. Admiral Khan should correct the situation soon.

As for troop distribution and count the bulk of our forces are stationed in the lower mores of the hill.

The City Guard have recently raided the hideout of the notorious Black Fang gang, with great success.

The Praetorian Guard are getting a bit restless, but they're fine.

We found a new vain of iron in shaft A7 and are perusing it with high yield


With the change of objective I recommend we open friendly negotiations with the Warlord, what's he calling himself? Jubal?

He may prove to be a useful ally.


Signed

Night Angel

Guild Master of The Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 10, 2011, 12:13:39 AM

Homing Pigeon Message:

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Dear Dimos

It's been 3 days since we left and no land has been sighted other than a few small islands where we refilled our supplies. Scurvy is slowly creeping up on the crew but we still have plenty of potatoes and cabbages. Plenty of fish around so we don't have to worry about hunger. The other two ships are in the same condition. All calm waters so far.

From you loyal vassal, The Khan

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 10, 2011, 12:18:11 AM

My HILL!

OUR HILL.
This Hill still belongs to Emperor Dimos, and his vassals, the Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk.

I send helraldic messengers to Phoenixguard and Jubal with the Following message: PAX DIMANA, peace of Dimos must come over the HILL. I demand that you'll join our forces or face the consequences! NightAngel and Ladyhawk will attack you if you will refuse to comply and fear the mighty return of the Khan! And if you still think you'll be able to defeat all of my vassals, which you cannot, you will have to face my IMPERIAL guard. The HILL empire needs you Jubal and Phoenixguard! Only by the acceptance of my rule over this HILL this game will end and peace will be endured. GLORY to you, PEACE and Prosperity!

Info:
Dimos:  King and Emperor of the HILL, Field Marshall of the HILL empire, Great Judge of the HILL empire.
the Khan: Admiral and Captain of the HILL fleet, Commander of the Mongol Cavalry, Lord of the South Tower, Member of the chamber of Royal Advisors.
NightAngel: Trade minister and Guildmaster of the docks, Master of the spies, Baron of the Tower of the Docks, Member of the chamber of Royal Advisors.
Ladyahwk:  Captain of the HILL's vassal police force, HILL's official sorceress, Lady of the West tower, Member of the chamber of Royal Advisors.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 10, 2011, 12:27:42 AM

My King Dimos,

I have sent out a call too all sorceress, in my army, as I fear a war may be approchin. So, too be safe, Im gathering my army. They will be situated and housed on my land. However, could you please supply some of the food needed. Im afraid to say I do not have enough.

Signed,
Ladyhawk
Royal Sorceress

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 10, 2011, 12:36:02 AM

My good and wise ladyhawk!

I fully aproove your actions and I will send you some bread, water and wheat, to help your men/women be preserved and well fed so as to fight fiercely.

I demand, by IMPERIAL order, to be given some supplies by the rest of my vassals.

I demand, that the Khan might not sail too far off the coast for he might be needed for the naval defence of our HILL.

I demand that NightAngel be ready for an attack at my command, or a supportive attack against anyone who opposes me, my rule and my vassals...

No war will happen hawk. Stay cautious, but I believe that Phoenixguard will be the next to join the glorious HILL empire. PAX DIMANA is peace of the HILL and peace is always good.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 10, 2011, 12:45:18 AM

OoC: :) You forgot about the leader of The Golden Horde.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 10, 2011, 01:06:24 AM

done! stay on alert.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 10, 2011, 01:10:27 AM

Aye, aye Sir!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 12, 2011, 07:21:32 PM

The war was avoided... for now... DAX DIMANA, the Peace of Dimos, shall endure! Join us and peace will dominate the land!

Khan, you're no longer needed close to the shores, you can take 2/3 of the fleet [our fleet has 3 ships that I did + the ones Khan personaly crafted] and sail wherever you want to dicover new lands or HILLs... Even if you won't find anything, you'll be rearded for you bravery.

NightAngel: Hand me some gold, tradesman! Also have we managed to get any books from sailors? I shall start constructing the Library of the HILL. Pm me your spies reports!

Ladyhawk, have you made any magical experiments? Stay on alert, I need the vassal police force patrol our streets...  :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 12, 2011, 10:24:41 PM

My King,

I have only begun a few smaller experiments. I have been successful in all. I have know figured out spells to keep food fresh longer, make arnor stronger and ensure that weapons will never chip or go dull. They are only small things for the moment, however I will continue  more experiments soon.

And do not fret Sire over the police force. They are out in their numbers and doing their jobs to the best of their ability. I myself, am rather proud of them.

I will continue too up date youon my progress each time I make a break through.

Signed,
Ladyhawk
Royal Sorcoress

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 14, 2011, 06:41:27 AM

Missive sent to Emperor Dimos via trusted messenger.

"It is with great regret that I must inform you that the populace of this hill (which has been affectionately named Jimbobland by my loyal citizens) are firmly against the idea of Imperial Rule. Therefore I must regretfully decline your offers of vassalage in preference of autonomy. It is my royal hope that out realms will be allies in any upcoming conflicts but I must protect my regal authority.

Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 14, 2011, 07:46:49 PM

Pathetic wannabe king!

Submit to my rule! And Jimboland does not exist! All hillians are affectionate to their master for I am the only ruler to inspire peace and lasting stability over the HILL. You remind me of Ladyhawk, the royal sorceress who at first refused to join the mighty empire of Dimos!

You will be brought before me in chains, by the vassal police unless you declare yourself a loyal ally. Seek for my protection and you will be saved from the savage fury of my vassal army! I remind you that the East and the North Tower are still asking for a vassal to enter them! You can also get some titles and some amount of power within the HILL empire!

Submit yourself to me and PAX DIMANA will be almost a certainty! Submit and get the taste of Victory, the taste of co-operation!

OUR HILL  

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on November 14, 2011, 08:13:40 PM

Submit now and receive seven free muffins!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 14, 2011, 09:27:02 PM

make them eight! and free!  :D

submition to peace makes a man valiant and heroic. SUBMIT, now!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on November 14, 2011, 09:46:07 PM

Come on :) They are rreeaallyy good muffins :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 15, 2011, 10:42:44 AM

Missive sent to Emperor Dimos via an especially trusted and heavily laden messenger.

"I must respectfully decline your graciously offered muffins, which I am sure taste nice. As a gesture of goodwill I suggest that those muffins be shared out amongst the people of your own Hill Empire. I hope they enjoy them.

If you refuse to willingly allow me to keep autonomy of Jimbobland, I shall respond with the devastating force of my indefatiguable and famed Wombat Legions. We do not wish for your enmity but we are fully willing and able to bleed your Empire dry if you wish to persue hostilities.

Note that we are willing to trade with your Empire as we have many rare spices and materials in addition to the vaunted might of the Wombat Legions.

As an aside I would like to present the following gifts to you and your court as a gesture of good faith between our realms.

To Emperor Dimos I present a ring of friendship, adorned with the emblem of Jimbobland. A letter marked with this seal will immediately be viewed by the ruler of Jimbobland and will be responded to promptly.

To the Lady Sorceress Hawk I present a staff of the finest Jimbobland wood, carved with the likeness of the Twin Dragons who forged this hill in the Times of Fire and Blood.

To Admiral Mark Khan I present a spyglass of rare green-gold. Able to spy further than any spyglass known to man and inscribed with runes to ensure its indestructibility, this spyglass will serve you well in your expeditions.

To Baron NightAngel I present you with a full suit of Wombat Legionnaire armour, inscribed with runes of fear and might that will cause your foes to run in fear as they gaze upon your wombat-like might. Note against the Wombat Legions this armour will not have any effect as they deal with the terrifying visage of this armour on a day-to-day basis.

I end this letter with the sincere desire that these gifts will go some way to cementing friendship between these two realms and their respective rulers.

Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 15, 2011, 07:07:47 PM

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Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Declaring yourself a king, Phoenixguard does not make you one...

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To Emperor Dimos I present a ring of friendship, adorned with the emblem of Jimbobland [...]  I end this letter with the sincere desire that these gifts will go some way to cementing friendship between these two realms and their respective rulers.

I personally cease all the Gifts so as my vassals will not be corrupt by generous and precious objects. I declare the great assembly of the hall of advisors to take place. I propose that we will build a Museum and we will put all the gifts there in a chamber with the sign: ''Gifts given by Phoenixguard, a refuser of peace and a wannabe king of an unexisting land. We value not gold, but valiant acts and bravery!'' The sign I propose to be removed only if Phoenixguard lets down his claim of Kingship and join the ranks of my vassals. ALL MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF ADVISORS ARE ASKED TO TELL ME IF THEY AGREE WITH THE PROPOSAL PUBLICLY, for no state of was is declared by now. YOU ARE ALSO FREE TO MAKE YOUR OWN PROPOSALS FOR ONE SUBJECT THAT HAS TO DO WITH OUR STATE, ONLY via pm to me, the King.

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Note that we are willing to trade with your Empire as we have many rare spices and materials in addition to the vaunted might of the Wombat Legions.

Note that your Kingdom does not exist and we have much more than some poor asutralian wombats!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 15, 2011, 07:14:13 PM

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"I must respectfully decline your graciously offered muffins, which I am sure taste nice. As a gesture of goodwill I suggest that those muffins be shared out amongst the people of your own Hill Empire. I hope they enjoy them.

Being a rich state, since all vassals are operating perfectly toghether, we give to our population more than 8 poor muffins. We give 8 to each of them and enough grain and meat. Of course they are the producers and they take large portions of their production.

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If you refuse to willingly allow me to keep autonomy of Jimbobland, I shall respond with the devastating force of my indefatiguable and famed Wombat Legions. We do not wish for your enmity but we are fully willing and able to bleed your Empire dry if you wish to persue hostilities.

We're not afraid of any beast you'll bring upon us! We are, as you may have noticed fearsome warriors. We have 4 armies put toghether! We have magicians(hawk), Mongols Cavalry (Khan), Infantry Legions (NightAngel), Sergeants and Cataphracts (Dimos) . I propose you join the ranks of archers!

 

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Note that we are willing to trade with your Empire as we have many rare spices and materials in addition to the vaunted might of the Wombat Legions.
As an aside I would like to present the following gifts to you and your court as a gesture of good faith between our realms.

Men who hath joined in the HILL society do not trust gold more than the power of will. That's the only way we can hold peace. We must be valiant. Your proposals are trying to devestate the social form of our Empire.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 15, 2011, 07:19:17 PM

So what can we understand for this?

Since there is only 1 hill in this game, Jimboland does not exist and I am the only one to claim united rule over the HILL. I declare my vassals personal property and powers and I reward kindly each man who joins society under my banner!

MY HILL
This Hill is a property of King and Emperor Dimos
and his trusted vassals: the Khan, NightAngel and Ladyhawk.

Everyone who due to personal ambition declines MY MAJESTY's invitation to join forces is considered an obstacle to our fight for peace and thus he is treated accordingly. COMPLY to our rule!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 15, 2011, 11:01:50 PM

Quote from: Dimos on November 14, 2011, 07:46:49 PM

Pathetic wannabe king!

Submit to my rule! And Jimboland does not exist! All hillians are affectionate to their master for I am the only ruler to inspire peace and lasting stability over the HILL. You remind me of Ladyhawk, the royal sorceress who at first refused to join the mighty empire of Dimos!

You will be brought before me in chains, by the vassal police unless you declare yourself a loyal ally. Seek for my protection and you will be saved from the savage fury of my vassal army! I remind you that the East and the North Tower are still asking for a vassal to enter them! You can also get some titles and some amount of power within the HILL empire!

Submit yourself to me and PAX DIMANA will be almost a certainty! Submit and get the taste of Victory, the taste of co-operation!

OUR HILL  

Your very much starting to sound like Julias Cesar... and we all know what happened to him. We've received a message from another kingdom wanting peace and you declined and said he has to be crushed; he sends presents and you lock them away from us. You sent me to look for allies and you make war with someone who wants to be our ally. Dimos; I hope you rot on that plagued hill of distrust. Phoenix; I hope you will accept me as your loyal vassal. On a side note, I've found a huge land mass. I will hereby declare it Terra Australis the land of Phoenix.

Oh and by the way.

OUR HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 16, 2011, 05:36:26 AM

Missive sent to Emperor Dimos via another trusted messenger.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Greetings Emperor Dimos,
Ruler of the Hill Empire,

How dare you sir, impugn upon my right to rule and the skill and ferocity of the Wombat Legions and withdraw the graciously offered gifts from their respective owners.  If you will not grant those gifts to their rightful possessors, I will send in the fabled Bilby Shadow Walkers to re-take them and present them to the offended parties.  You have been warned and it will be the pleasure of my troops to demonstrate to you the few weaknesses in your castle's defence.

If you refuse the hand of friendship I have no choice but to extend nothing but my deepest condolences towards your lack of reason.

It is through the desire for peace that I offer the gift of trade and prosperity between our realms, not through any attempt to destabilise your Empire. If you do not see the benefit trade with Jimbobland will give you, then perhaps you lack the foresight required to be a successful ruler.

Your misguided statements about the existence of only one hill just show your lack of reason. In the whole world, you seriously postulate there is but one hill? Madness!

Jimbobland may be relatively small but this realm is growing at a phenomenal rate, with citizens eager to push for a brighter tomorrow with peace and prosperity for all. It is not through any wrong-headed lust for power or ambition that I resist your tyrannical rule but through a desire for autonomy. We may not be powerful enough to emerge victorious against your hordes but with the added forces of Mark Khan's fleet and cavalry, Jimbobland's Wombat Legions will drain your Empire dry.

Cordially Yours,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Missive sent to Admiral Mark Khan via yet another trusted messenger upon a Salty.

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"It is with great pleasure that I accept your fealty as a Lord of this great realm. I hereby grant you lordship of the Port City which has been appropriately been renamed Khanville. From here you will be able to oversee the success of our mighty fleets.  In addition it is my sincere delight to present to you a fully outfitted ship of the line, replete with a hardy and disciplined Kangacrew, multiple cannon ports and Salty dispersal points at the stern to allow you to deploy the shock weapon of the Jimbobland Navy against any foe you meet.

Please send word if these arrangements are not to your satisfaction and I will see to it that the funds of Jimbobland are put to fulfilling your needs.

In addition to this, I must express my thanks in your efforts to discovering the landmass of Terra Australis. I will enter negotiations with the nearby Warlord Jubal as to his position in any upcoming conflict.

In my first royal decree to you as my faithful subject, I request that you make port in Khanville so as to be on hand should trouble arise. I trust that your famed Mongol Cavalry, have joined you in your valourous quest to join with us? If so I will grant you full access to the Wombat Legion's Armoury so as to make sure that your forces are equipped to the highest standard.

Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Your Liege-Lord, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Missive sent to the Warlord Jubal via a trusted and particularly brave messenger who has had to cross large distances upon Emuback.

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"Greetings Warlord Jubal,

I have recently come into possession of a great deal of land, a whole new landmass which has been discovered by my recently acquired Admiral, the famed and feared Mark Khan. As it is in the interests of both our realms to be tied closely by friendship, I propose that Jimbobland grant you and your realm land upon the coast of this newly discovered Terra Australis. I am sure that this will lead to a great era of trade between our realms.

I await your response with eagerness,

Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 16, 2011, 07:20:46 AM

OOC: Hey Dimos and his vassals, I've been thinking what if we did a Warband mod with the respective forces of Jimbobland and the Hill Empire? Then we could actually make war with each other through the Multiplayer. What say you?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 09:59:28 AM

Message to Khan:
What? Mutiny!

I'll remind you another passage from the Roman History Khan: ''Warus, give me back my legions'' . Augustus even after his army was crushed by the Germans remained a Glorious and majestic ruler!

''Khan, give me back my three ships I donated you for your travel ! ''

I recall you to legality. Phoenixguard was not a king. If you join him and thus you recognise his superiority over you, you make him one. But this game has just a HILL. so you can't claim dominion elsewere!

I will never be the one to start a war, for I declare and believe in peace. PAX DIMANA will come, even if you don't want it to come!

I say you this: I will have a trial on you for High treason, Khan! Unless you re-chant and denounce this wannabe king, Phoenixguard, you will be convicted on absence.

To the rest of my vassals I say this: I demand you stay on alert for the HILL is in jeopardy! A state of war is what we are in now... I am glad to hear of any proposals about what the South tower will be used for, since it's all the property the Khan held within our realm.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 10:09:56 AM

Message to Phoenixguard09:
This is your last chance to live in peace with us! I declare you this:

If you accept the Khan as your vassal and deny to accept my IMPERIAL ORDER over your personal dominion, then I consider you a breaker of peace, for NATURE hath shown to any man that whence he refuses to join a PEACEFUL REALM out of personal ambition, he puts himself in a state of WAR with this realm, and he denies legality.

FEAR THE VENGEANCE of the vassal army! Some wombats won't do a scar to my glorious generals! I still command 2 armies and I must confess I never expected the Khan to betray the HILL EMPIRE. All men who will join DIMOS on his quest for HILL PEACE will be rewarded not by gold, but by glorious possitions in the sphere of Science, Knowledge and Military Command.

As an old saying over our HILL says: ''Gold hath betrayed our Lord, gold hath made you a traitor'' . If you and the Khan  refuse to comply with my rule over the HILL I will consider you traitors of the HILL social structure.

If the game had not only a hill and it included more places, I would have been able to accept you as my vassal, just as the Holy Roman Emperor of Germany accepted the King of Bohemia as his fellow. My Kingship is nothing more than glorious slavery, thus I only wish for peace, and peace can't be achieved when you have 2 fragmented kingdoms.

Signed,
King and Emperor Dimos of the HILL empire.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 10:16:02 AM

Message to NightAngel and Ladyhawk:
Trusted allies! Do not let the hill be vanished in CHAOS!

We still have the majority of forces! Since I declare a state of WAR, you must be ready at any time to act in defence of our dominion. In a state of war we must be quick, strict and decisive.

I ask you to pm me your opinions about my proposals and stay on alert! the docks and the towers shall sing our glorious war anthems and install patrols, for a possible upcoming agression from the outside!

OUR HILL   and your last chance to COMPLY, PG and Khan!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on November 16, 2011, 10:22:11 AM

Missive sent to Emperor Dimos via trusted messenger.

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"Greetings Emperor Dimos,

With regret I must bring into question your sanity. It appears to me, as ruler of Jimbobland and so therefore, your equal in matters of respect that power has corrupted your worthy cause. It cannot be denied that your goals are to be admired however your methods in obtaining them speak of a lack of restraint.

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

You may consider the Admiral Mark Khan a traitor but he is only doing what he believes to be just.  A traitor to your cause he may be, but an honourable man he remains. He refused to betray his principals and has chosen to live as a good man in both peace and war.

If you wish to enter hostilities with us, we will treat you honourably as a worthy foe. If you recant your aggressive and insulting statements, we will treat you as a friend and ally, allowing our realms to enter into a joint golden age.

As the old Jimbobland saying goes, "Mess not with the Wombat, for they are nasty and quick to anger."

Kind regards,
King Phoenix, Lord of Jimbobland, He of the Spiffy Hat and Hair."

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 10:38:45 AM

Fellow PG.

It seams you do not wish to COMPLY. I will speak openly to the public as I always did: I am and I was never a total monarch. We have a parliament in our state, the Royal Chamber of advisors.

It seams that another one of my vassals or possibly both are agreeing with the idea of an alliance. I personaly prefer doom than the lack of stable and lasting peace. I might need to rethink of possibly recognising you as a ruler, just to stabilize the interior affairs of my state. But has a man the power to accept terms that will reduce the general stability of the world?

I have no guards in a place called Jimboland and I never acted as a TOTAL monarch. I just declare my self a passionate lover of PEACE.

I wish to listen to my vassals for that. If they want a peace to save their bodies and their properties, I deny to comply with it. We have never asked the number of our enemies in battle thus far. I can only comply to a peace state, a state of equality of all men and superiority only by majorities and numbers.


Signed, King and Emperor Dimos of the HILL empire.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2011, 09:13:34 PM

OK than. You said that there is only one hill... that will soon change. ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on November 16, 2011, 10:42:42 PM

Meanwhile in Khan's mind...

We'er going to have our own hill. With blackjack, and stripers.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 16, 2011, 10:52:43 PM

hehehe, Khan corrupt goat and traitor!  ;D

The new HILL RPG is set up...  8)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 16, 2011, 11:08:42 PM

YAY!!! Can't wait. Now lets end this right here and the Hill shall go back to normal.

While Dimos was busy making to RPG I took the hill right from under his nose.

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 17, 2011, 01:03:57 AM

MY HILL

I recognise Jimoland on demand that you start your own thread -as you did- and stay away from my kingdom on acts of aggression and just show your traitor face once you want to trade with us, even if I can have you chained and thus I only recognise that king Phoenixguard comes personally over my majestic dominion.

GLORY TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN PAX DIMANA! PEACE!  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 17, 2011, 07:05:41 AM

OK Good bye. Just for fun.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 17, 2011, 11:31:16 AM

still mine!  :) The RPG is getting quite nice. It will be based on turns, you will gain money, money can create buildings, buildings can create defence or the ability to recruit a small vessel (docks), people will gather in groups called ''kingdoms'' or stay alone and the goal is to be the only ''kingdom'' or ''human'' that remains standing.

Kings or special ambassadors will be able to negotiate treatises such as alliances, truces, trade affairs (like: tax less our passer by...)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Captain Carthage on November 17, 2011, 04:21:07 PM

Can we specialize in anything, like spy craft.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 17, 2011, 11:30:10 PM

well I am thinking of the platform for that, still... how can it be done? any ideas? any other specialitis you think of?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 18, 2011, 04:55:53 AM

How hard is it anyway?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 18, 2011, 06:10:40 PM

got any ideas yourself?  :-\

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 20, 2011, 08:17:47 PM

...No.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 21, 2011, 01:36:58 AM

maybe I will change the map back to the fantasy HILL one... wait and you'll see...  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 21, 2011, 04:55:06 AM

In the mean time I think this has gotten a bit off topic. Maybe we should make a new "King of the Hill?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on November 22, 2011, 08:56:57 PM

I think this can be locked and king of the hill can be just an RPG, it's more realistic  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 22, 2011, 09:06:18 PM

Yeah but he need a new topic for the proper King of the Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on December 11, 2011, 12:22:30 PM

Im on the hill with a shotgun, COME AT ME :O. hows that for a topic?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 11, 2011, 05:14:03 PM

Takes you out with my mind, cause Im cool like that. Stands on top of hill.

MY HILL.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on December 14, 2011, 08:15:17 AM

Unfortunately it's an RPG now, and this HILL always belonged to me, woman!  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 14, 2011, 03:29:49 PM

Excuse me!! I think not!! My vasselage was part of a cunning plan to kill you and take the hill for myself.

MY HILL!! Mwahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on December 15, 2011, 12:35:00 AM

Et tu, Hawkus?  ;)

I will not die like ceasar. I've learned some ultra high-speed recovery magic from your books and I recover and claim the HILL, the thingie that belongs to me ETERNALY!  ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 15, 2011, 08:45:19 AM

I use my mind powers to make you shoot yourself in the head. You died like Hitler instead.

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 15, 2011, 10:33:08 AM

Im a hell of a lot more powerful than you all. So, there.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 18, 2011, 03:31:02 AM

I prefer my hill to yours anyway. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on December 18, 2011, 04:28:30 PM

and I prefer the HILL RPG , rathen than a ''last post = My hill'' thread...   :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2011, 08:02:59 PM

And I blow you up with an A-Bomb.

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on December 21, 2011, 05:35:51 AM

I bring in the Hell Pit Abomination and it eats you all. But you can keep your filthy little hill.

I have my own.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on December 21, 2011, 08:20:58 AM

Your hill really isnt that impressive. Its kind of....plain. Unlike the one I found over there, now THATS a hill. And its allllll mine!! XD mwahahahaha

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on December 31, 2011, 06:19:26 PM

To Australian standards, yes, that is a hill. To South American standards, that is an apple pie.

(Oh, yes. The irony of relating a typical north american meal to south america. I am hilarious)

Try to climb my hill... near 7000mts. And I took the only llama that goes up this week. Either wait till next week or die trying to scale it (while I tape you and then upload a video to youtube with yer death, modifying your agonizing voice with autotune. Of course, you won't mind, 'cause you'll be dead *evil laugh*)

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on January 01, 2012, 08:30:39 PM

FUS ROH DAH!!!!!!!

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on January 02, 2012, 09:04:16 PM

MY SIG IS BETTER THAN YOURS! :P

Therefore, my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on January 06, 2012, 12:56:31 PM

Guys, guys! Stop quarelling over split milk...

This is the HILL: http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=1703.0

And it will be a HILL RPG 2. Once this game is over, join the next, ok?  :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on January 17, 2012, 02:43:54 AM

Dimos. Stop trolling. >:(

@debux: My sig is bigger than yours... in words.

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on January 17, 2012, 08:26:05 PM

But my AVATAR IS MOAR AWESOME

IT'S FULL OF WIN

THAT MEAN IT IS my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: stormcloud on January 20, 2012, 11:11:07 AM

I conspire with the cat in your avatar.
Together we kick you off and it becomes

  MY HILL     

   MY HILL     

    MY HILL   

     MY HILL   

      MY HILL 

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 20, 2012, 12:57:54 PM

I ride that cute little pony you got there into battle, defeat you and take the hill for myself. :P

My Hill!!! XD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on January 26, 2012, 06:24:26 AM

Well my HILL and if anyone is against that, he can declare war to me in the REAL HILL RPG thread... Good fellows...  ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on January 30, 2012, 11:11:38 AM

War ay Dimos? ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on January 30, 2012, 08:23:15 PM

Acceptable; only if you declare it one the HILL RPG thread. Now, to stop haunting this dead place... I simply need to stick to the real game and let this thread alone... c u ''dreamers of the HILL PPG''

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 13, 2012, 05:42:53 AM

@Ladyhawk: I use my awesomeness to make the wings on that flying horse so it's just a horse.

MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2012, 07:16:55 PM

Now you're all playing the RPG, this one's vacant right?

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 12:52:36 PM

LOL, good one. Not as good as mine though...

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 01, 2012, 05:01:01 PM

Oh that? That was just a mound of dirt I was sitting on.

THIS is my hill. It's much bigger and has a castle on top.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 01, 2012, 10:33:28 PM

I own that castle on top!

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on April 01, 2012, 11:18:14 PM

Well in that case my army had best take that castle on the top.

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 02, 2012, 09:07:36 AM

I persuade your army to join me.

MY HILL!!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on April 21, 2012, 03:05:59 AM

I have an army of Wombat Legionnaires, far greater than any force you may raise, loyal unto me. I storm your castle and take your hill but in the nicest way possible. So heaps of killing, maiming and such but no rape. Cause even wombats dissaprove of bestiality.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 22, 2012, 08:34:48 AM

You didn't claim the hill

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 08, 2012, 03:09:00 PM

I bribe your huge and oppressed army of exclamation marks to revolt against you, and they destroy you before running away to a better life.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("Onward!") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("Where are we going, guys?")  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("I don't know, I thought you knew.") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("They may stop us punctuating but they will never take our FREEDOM!") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("Exclamation marks FTW!") !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(See?)

Then I take the hill over with one fullstop.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on May 09, 2012, 03:23:54 AM

Haha lol. For that piece of awesomeness, Jubal can have the hill. That's too cool not to reward. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 10, 2012, 07:04:04 AM

.

My Hill!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 10, 2012, 04:14:11 PM

...

Outnumbered.

My Hill.  :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on May 10, 2012, 04:27:21 PM

See the glorious pages 12-21. That's when I, Dimos created the HILL empire.

A new HILL RPG will be started; NightAngel will be Game Moderator, proviced he will post a round every three days... Some new things will be added while the turns will remain dynamic and the player will be the basic unit.

Your HILL again, sorry to interrupt  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 11, 2012, 02:03:03 PM

,,,

More spiky than the plain dots!

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on May 11, 2012, 11:00:11 PM

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Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 12, 2012, 02:37:18 AM

O.o

You hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 14, 2012, 01:55:35 AM

RISE JIMBOBLAND! :P

RISE UP AND FIGHT THE EVIL MENACE!

God I miss the old days. :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 18, 2012, 05:40:50 AM

RISE THE KHAN!!!

RISE UP AND FIGHT THE EVIL DIMOSIANS!!!

So do I. ;D

...My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on August 19, 2012, 06:15:30 AM

feet uses "Fireball"

my hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 19, 2012, 07:25:16 AM

I charge up my plasma cannon and shoot you with it.

MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 22, 2012, 02:22:49 AM

You know, perhaps we should bring back the old times with the alliances and the missives and armadillo.

I sort of liked it. It was fun. :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 10:03:54 AM

Yeah, maybe it's time to work on The Hill RPG edition 2

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on August 22, 2012, 10:20:29 AM

As soon as I reflect your plasma into your face. My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 22, 2012, 11:16:30 AM

I resurrect myself. AND AN ARMY OF UNDEAD WOMBATS TO TAKE OVER THE HILL!!

MY HILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on August 23, 2012, 12:33:18 AM

Can't beat wombats.

The hill is yours my lord. What would you have me do?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 23, 2012, 09:25:07 AM

Beat me with... DROP BEARS!!!

Still my hill until you do so. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ashanorath on August 23, 2012, 02:11:50 PM

I attack the hill with an army of poison spitting bullfrogs and raging bearlobsters. Poor wombats =(
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on August 24, 2012, 12:04:40 PM

Drought!
My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on September 23, 2012, 10:13:20 AM

Flood!

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on September 25, 2012, 02:08:18 AM

Tsunami!
My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2012, 10:52:53 AM

Meh. My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on October 05, 2012, 05:46:19 PM

I am the King of this freaking HILL!!!

Think you can beat me?

I call all new and old players to join the new HILL RPG!
http://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=2243.0

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ashanorath on October 08, 2012, 05:36:37 AM

I made my own HILL
MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on October 13, 2012, 10:46:08 AM

I dump your hill on to the old hill, making a larger hill, which is mine!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on October 15, 2012, 02:41:27 PM

I kill you with my socks,and thus I take the hill from you.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on October 16, 2012, 10:06:32 AM

Your socks are the socks of life, which resurrects me. So I then kill you.
My. Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on October 24, 2012, 09:11:46 PM

Wrong,my Feet stink.
Thus,I take over da hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on October 25, 2012, 07:06:45 AM

Exactly, the stink revives me.
So, still
MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on October 25, 2012, 01:07:48 PM

I start to sing...


MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on October 27, 2012, 11:08:10 AM

... and manage to convince a hoard of bats that you are their enemy.
MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 31, 2012, 12:27:33 PM

Hey, this hill. You know, this one, here. Nobody minds if I borrow it, right?

No?

Okay, cool. My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on November 04, 2012, 10:05:15 AM

I erect my own hill,and throw bombs on Jubal's hill.

MY HILL(s)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Silver Wolf on November 04, 2012, 12:42:42 PM

I paint it pink.
Pink is the new black.

MY HILL(s)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on November 09, 2012, 11:14:56 PM

I paint it in...um...

White?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on November 15, 2012, 07:35:24 AM

 I claim the white hill
Mah Hill
//Exilian is tablet friendly  ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: debux on December 06, 2012, 02:16:52 AM

I smash your nice little tablet, and try to regain hipsterness by using my iPhone to log into Exilian.funny thing is that I don't have one.

No, that wasn't funny. But it's my hill, anyways

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 12, 2012, 10:35:46 AM

Nope, you got that wrong, it is my hill because the rules say so. So take that.

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on December 17, 2012, 05:43:42 AM

Too bad I changed the rules.
My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 17, 2012, 07:12:43 AM

You can't, I storm the hill with my army of lawyers!

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on December 18, 2012, 09:40:09 AM

Thy ain't exactly useful blown to bits with a grenade launcher.
My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 18, 2012, 10:28:43 AM

I use my army of Judges this time, they must be better and know more about law.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on December 21, 2012, 02:20:19 AM

Grenade Launcher!
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 21, 2012, 10:14:49 AM

Jury!

MT HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on December 23, 2012, 03:59:38 AM

Grenade!
MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on December 28, 2012, 03:12:09 PM

I wash feet in Spartan black soup.

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Marcus on December 28, 2012, 04:17:11 PM

Strategically placed drawing pins.

My hill I think, chaps.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 28, 2012, 05:19:08 PM

What you mean... this hill?

No, no, I'm afraid there seems to have been a dreadful misunderstanding here. You see, this is MY hill, it's always been my hill. You can't just walk in and take other people's hills away! Where would we be if that sort of thing happened? Dreadful nuisance.

So... my hill, alright?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on December 29, 2012, 10:26:52 AM

I am the HILL, you can be the Kings, but remember... Hills are always winning in the end!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 31, 2012, 12:31:59 PM

You're still my damn hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on January 05, 2013, 03:00:25 AM

Grenade!
My hill (I <3 my grenade launcher)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on March 18, 2013, 08:10:24 AM

Landmine.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on March 18, 2013, 04:34:30 PM

welllll.......

Silim, ta se mo cnoc  ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 21, 2013, 12:39:06 PM

My hill because non-Irish people can understand my claim to it.  ;)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 27, 2013, 11:12:41 PM

After years of living on the hill that is rightfully mine and having been so cruelly cast from it, I use my in-depth knowledge of the network of tunnels under the hill as well as trickery, deceit, blackmail and my feminine charms to destroy, from within, those who would keep my hill from me.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 12:04:57 PM

My hill because I'll be really really sad if you don't let me have my hill.   :'(

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 31, 2013, 08:01:19 PM

Who cares about your lonely soul? We strive toward a larger goal. A goal of my hill!

My hill.

(You could visit? :P)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 10:03:36 PM

Had you been there tonight you might know how it feels... to conquer the hill in a moment of breathless delight...

My hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 31, 2013, 10:08:17 PM

But.. but.. that's Red and Black.. Red.. red.. hmm.. Cherry.. Crimson.. Scarlet? o.O

Clearly my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 10:48:30 PM

So raise the scarlet standard high
Upon MY HILL we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

 :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 31, 2013, 10:52:08 PM

Oh so you're supporting me now? That is delightful of you, dear boy. Thank you so much.

See how our great founder supports me?

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2013, 11:40:14 PM

Can I has hill?

I can has hill!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 31, 2013, 11:49:57 PM

Nope *grabs hill back and holds on*

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on April 02, 2013, 12:12:31 AM

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7123/7585613356_94dc7db2fa.jpg


*ahem*    literally my hill  :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on April 03, 2013, 09:26:21 PM

I grow weary of your foolishness.
Grenade?
Yep.
My hill? :)
Yep.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on April 03, 2013, 10:17:00 PM

what's that you say? ...... my hill cannot be destroyed by your grenades?
it's what?..... oh it's grenade proof

oh dear what a shame...

MY HILL :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on April 09, 2013, 08:37:00 PM

I peacefully protest your ownership of the hill until you tire of my efforts and give me the hill.

My HILL.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on April 16, 2013, 09:39:13 PM

Sorry, unfortunately that never works :/

my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on April 17, 2013, 10:57:46 PM

*brandishes crossbow*

.............

My hill? :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on April 20, 2013, 02:32:32 PM

*brandishes larger crossbow* ... nope, mine.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on April 20, 2013, 03:22:13 PM

(http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00207002/king-of-the-hill-0.jpg)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 21, 2013, 09:57:06 AM

*brandishes large hill*

Well, it's obviously mine now. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on April 22, 2013, 01:28:52 PM

If you don't give the hill I'll cry? :S

My hill? 0:)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 23, 2013, 01:10:52 AM

I don't really care if you cry. *Keeps hill for self* :P (That's me poking my tongue out at you.)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on April 23, 2013, 10:48:38 AM

Harsh man, harsh :P

Fine then, *grabs hill back*.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: feet on April 26, 2013, 09:56:29 AM

You kidding me right? Respect your elders! My fruity hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 30, 2013, 09:38:12 PM

My vegetable-y hill, now 60% healthier!  :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on May 03, 2013, 10:33:14 AM

I throw chips at your hill! You shall fall under the weight of the salt, sugar and saturated fat!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on May 08, 2013, 12:08:15 AM

i have scones....

my Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on May 08, 2013, 04:32:09 PM

I have scones with Devonshire clotted cream and strawberry jam.

My hill.

[I wish I did :/]

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on May 11, 2013, 11:29:55 PM

I poison your Devonshire clotted cream.
My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 11, 2013, 11:52:55 PM

One does not simply poison Devonshire clotted cream!

I raise an army of mildly vexed southern English country ladies, who swear by their pretty floral bonnets that they will end your tyrannical rule. Using their umbrellas - elegant weapons for a more civilised age - they assault the hill and wrest it from you.

I have a hill now. Hills are cool.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on May 12, 2013, 01:41:21 AM

I am a mildly vexed southern English country lady and I shall be keeping my hill, having fought with parasol and fan to reclaim it.

And Mr Barca here will not be taking it from me.
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on May 12, 2013, 11:32:56 PM

I have no parasol nor fan..... but I do have this fine longbow.....

I have a surprisingly good aim....

MY HILL ... so sorry  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on May 13, 2013, 09:14:12 AM

Force field. Terribly sorry for your loss.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: fez-fez on May 13, 2013, 11:07:46 AM

I am sorry but I couldn't resist eating through the force field... there were scones behind it, so who could blame me :)

Meos Hiliios

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 21, 2013, 11:54:21 PM

*huggletackleofdoom*

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Phoenixguard09 on May 28, 2013, 04:50:42 PM

Remember the old days when we actually had diplomatic conversations and the like?

And by that I mean we attempted to but some people went all crazy dictatorial tyrant on everyone's asses. :P

I kid obviously. :D

And while I've been rambling about times long gone....

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Pentagathus on May 28, 2013, 06:26:39 PM

Diplomacy eh? I'll try the RTW style of diplomacy.
Please do not attack. Accept or I will attack.
This is MYHILL(S)!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on May 29, 2013, 09:19:16 AM

I'm fed up with diplomacy. It's dull. I shall crush your tiny insignificant rebellion like a coke can underneath my foot!

My hill once more!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on June 07, 2013, 10:18:26 AM

I shake up a can of coke and through it at you. On the can it says "Share a coke with Scarlet", so you open it, get soaked and vacate the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Pentagathus on June 22, 2013, 11:27:35 PM

Sup bitches. Its a nice view from this here hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on June 22, 2013, 11:28:55 PM

What? This hill that's mine Penty? :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Pentagathus on June 22, 2013, 11:36:53 PM

Oh that hollow bump you're standing on? I tunnelled into it whilst you were all distracted and built a new hill over here. Its much nicer.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on June 22, 2013, 11:39:23 PM

Clearly you are confused my friend. There there, it's been a long day. Just lie there and get some sleep while I rule this here hill. No need to worry about anything...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Pentagathus on June 22, 2013, 11:57:11 PM

Rule your little incline, I'm happy here upon my mountain.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 24, 2013, 11:35:13 PM

I suppose it's my hill now, since nobody else seems to be able to look after it.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on June 25, 2013, 12:40:41 AM

I have a Dalek, foolish of you to give me that weapon o Jubal. So that's my hill? :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 07:57:01 PM

Kill the king, the king is dead. I am the king, long live the king. I build a big wall around the hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 08:41:38 PM

I marry SotK, current King. I then assume kingly power as Queen :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 09:38:27 PM

Sadly, your wedding was crashed by the loose Roose and the Freys.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on July 18, 2013, 10:08:44 PM

I kill my delightful father in cold blood and assume my rightful place on the top of my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 18, 2013, 11:11:55 PM

My wife and I are brought back thanks to the red god, and reclaim our rightful place atop my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 11:22:45 PM

Once the Roose is loose, he can't be stopped. He kills y'all again, then leaves. My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 11:25:13 PM

Sorry Roose, we're immortal.
I'm Cersei-like in my influence of the Kingdom.
MY HILL. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 11:26:33 PM

Winter is coming, and it's bringing 40,000 northerners with it. We kill Cersei and her lies.
MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 18, 2013, 11:28:18 PM

I'm not actually Cersei, I'm like Cersei :P

MY hill :P

p.s where'd you find those northerners after the Red Wedding? :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on July 18, 2013, 11:29:30 PM

Boltons are still northern, despite their annoying murderous ways.
I build a new higher hill and use my new advantage to win.
MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 19, 2013, 12:08:10 AM

I knock your hill down. My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2013, 11:48:00 PM

I secretly work with the original hill and then betray you at a feast.

"The hill sends its regards"  :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:04:28 PM

Roose/Jubal is burnt by dragons.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:17:52 PM

Those are my dragons, SotK :P

My hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:21:25 PM

I have one too :P

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:22:07 PM

That is a lie. :P

MY hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:22:37 PM

But I flew it home from Leeds!

My hill :P .

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:23:40 PM

Shameless liars get no hill.

MY hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:25:49 PM

So no hill for you :P

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:26:58 PM

How dare you! I shall call MY dragons! 

MY hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:29:51 PM

I hide under the hill.

And steal it when you aren't looking.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:37:34 PM

You think I'd fall for that? :P

My hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 21, 2013, 08:40:11 PM

Obviously.

MY hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 21, 2013, 08:41:48 PM

Wrong, condescending so and so. :P

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 21, 2013, 10:14:24 PM

Pwned.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on July 25, 2013, 03:32:41 PM

*coughcough*

My hill, friends :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on July 26, 2013, 02:05:50 PM

You and what army?

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on July 26, 2013, 02:19:14 PM

This army! *gestures to mountainous pile of cuddly toys*

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 28, 2013, 02:28:54 PM

Ah, but does your cuddly toy army have cuddly toy dragons?

MY hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on July 31, 2013, 09:58:33 PM

Yeah it does actually, along with Unicorns, Sea lions, Bears, Owls and Cells!

My hill, sorry :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 03, 2013, 10:03:50 AM

I don't need any of those when I have WOMBATS!!

My hill! I'm not sorry. ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on August 03, 2013, 03:50:51 PM

(http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/king-of-the-hill-Halloween-Costume-meme-lol-funny-pictures_thumb.jpg)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on August 04, 2013, 09:36:34 PM

Um... Hi.

My hill? My hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on August 04, 2013, 09:57:46 PM

Mine actually :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Clockwork on August 05, 2013, 12:32:27 AM

Anyone mind if I nab it?

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 05, 2013, 01:38:26 AM

I do, because it's mine, not yours.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on August 08, 2013, 08:01:26 PM

... <.< ... >.> ...

My hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 09, 2013, 07:04:52 AM

Not any more! It's mine!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on August 09, 2013, 10:01:04 AM

Nevarr!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 09, 2013, 10:55:50 AM

You didn't say it was your hill. So it's still mine!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ladyhawk on August 12, 2013, 09:01:18 AM

I appear in an explosion of fire and wipe everyone else out.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 12, 2013, 10:26:48 AM

I give you the hugest glomp ever. You fall off the hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Dimos on August 27, 2013, 09:52:59 PM

Ani-HILL-ator!

Anyone for a new HILL RPG after the Wibuniblia 3 will be over?? eh?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 07:02:28 AM

I will be making one a similar style as the Hill RPG. I'll call it the Exilian Survival Games.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on August 28, 2013, 01:08:26 PM

(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3119069175/a9a953bc2ba1d3bcc3de3d2600de703c.png)

Mi hyll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 28, 2013, 05:15:22 PM

Confiscating the hill for immature language. My hill. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 28, 2013, 10:09:46 PM

Very well.

It's my hill now though.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on September 23, 2013, 12:43:36 PM

I bring the Monkeylord with me.

(http://image.gamespotcdn.com/gamespot/images/2006/187/reviews/928861_20060707_screen003.jpg)


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 01:05:55 PM

That's nothing compared to this.

.

See, it's my hill now.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Skull on September 23, 2013, 02:29:30 PM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Qinshihuang.jpg)

Qin burns the paper on which the dot was written,and thus the hill is mine again!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 09:12:04 PM

Not for long!

*walks onto hill* It's all mine! The Hill is mine!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on September 23, 2013, 10:10:11 PM

*Pushes Khan off hill.*

MY HILL.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 23, 2013, 10:50:41 PM

*jumps on Othkos head*

Not any more! My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on September 24, 2013, 07:09:46 AM

*Turns head into trampoline so Khan bounces away*

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Death Nade on September 24, 2013, 07:13:33 AM

Push the hill out from under the trampoline, and then stand on it.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 24, 2013, 08:35:59 AM

I pick the hill up and shake Death Nade off of it. I than sit it back down and hop on top.

My HilL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on September 24, 2013, 12:49:24 PM

Accio Hill!

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on September 24, 2013, 12:49:47 PM

Propane!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 24, 2013, 10:35:13 PM

Portugal!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on October 01, 2013, 06:18:06 AM

Unfortunate explosion.

MY hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 01, 2013, 08:13:19 AM

Spontaneous combustion!


HY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on October 10, 2013, 02:53:08 PM

Premeditated serenity!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 12, 2013, 06:37:33 AM

Awesome person talking!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on February 17, 2014, 03:47:10 PM

*Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.*

Ahem...
My hill  :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 19, 2014, 04:17:47 PM

 :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog: :balrog:

Balrog army.

Thusly

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on February 20, 2014, 08:44:34 AM

 :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey:
Gandalf army defeats Balrog army.


MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on February 20, 2014, 02:47:30 PM

 :ringwraith:

Witchking defeats Gandalf.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Bercor on February 20, 2014, 03:58:35 PM

Only in Peter Jackson's wet dreams.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 20, 2014, 04:02:14 PM

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DWARVES DEFEAT EVERYONE

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on February 20, 2014, 04:39:48 PM

Except Legolas.

 :legolas:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 22, 2014, 02:48:31 AM

Or wombats! (We need Wombat emotes) My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on February 22, 2014, 06:27:03 PM

 :ents:
Ents beat wombats.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 09:58:39 PM

But I have more ents! My hill!

:ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents: :ents:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 10:21:16 PM

(http://www.longislandsouthernjam.com/Animated_20Flames.gif)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 10:42:11 PM

 :gandalfgrey:

Flame of Udun! You shall not pass!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on February 22, 2014, 11:13:13 PM

 :'(

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 22, 2014, 11:31:09 PM

You can pass if you want to, it's okay. Sorry. :s

As long as I get the hill?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on February 23, 2014, 01:04:19 PM

Nope, Sorry.

I burn the hill and take it for myself.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 15, 2014, 02:39:49 PM

The hill is REBORN and becomes mine!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2014, 01:27:54 AM

Nope, I invade with Wombats and Muffins.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2014, 10:24:10 AM

All your muffins are burn in hell and wombats flee.

Mi hyll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 16, 2014, 01:38:36 PM

My grammar Nazis come and take the hill back from your inferior spelling.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 16, 2014, 07:42:22 PM

My grammar nazi drop bear beat your normal ones.

MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 18, 2014, 12:35:54 AM

Return from my long journey to discover that my throne has been stolen by pretenders. The people rally to me and I return to my rightful place. Atop my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 06:03:20 AM

But there is a rebellion when they hear that I have returned.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Scarlet on March 18, 2014, 08:49:02 AM

I crush your petty rebellion.

Still my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 18, 2014, 09:07:16 AM

I get the church to support my claim to the hill, I launch a crusade against your hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 10:10:05 AM

My Mongol pirate zombie wombats invade!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 18, 2014, 11:14:59 AM

I use an army of rats to give your Mongol pirate zombie wombats bubonic aids. They all die horrifically gory and painful deaths, I stroll up the hill, past the piles of festering corpses.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 18, 2014, 07:42:13 PM

What are you talking about? They're already dead! They were zombies silly! While strolling past the corpses the come back alive and eat you up, in a wombat way (They don't have sharp teeth so I imagine it'd be quite painful)

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 18, 2014, 10:41:43 PM

I bring lots of gimlis that decapitate your zombie wombats, burn them, then scatter their ashes to the winds.

My hill.
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:
 :gimli: :gimli: :gimli:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2014, 06:43:01 AM

Mongol pirate zombie Dropbears jump out of the trees killing all of your Gimlis.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2014, 12:52:42 PM

(http://unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/snoops-gummy-bear-army.jpg)

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 19, 2014, 04:14:59 PM

I eat all of your gummy bears and other sweet treats.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2014, 05:10:28 PM

(http://www.trytaliesway.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rainbow_star_vomit_by_terrabird7-d3n1u2y.png)

Mai hill again.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on March 19, 2014, 06:29:19 PM

(http://www.folkecenter.net/mediafiles/folkecenter/energibesparelse/Penguin-Army.jpg)


Our legions are unstoppable, fear us.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 19, 2014, 07:21:45 PM

(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2013/7-19/HEGgAMbEtE-12.png)

Guess what's for dinner on my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 19, 2014, 07:29:29 PM

CG gets too fat and unable to move because of eating hundreds of thousands of Emperor Penguins all in one meal. I roll him off the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 10, 2014, 11:56:16 PM

I have a polar bear.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on April 11, 2014, 12:22:11 AM

Global warming.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 07:53:00 AM

Ice age.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 09:24:25 AM

Volcanic eruption, my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 10:30:52 AM

Spontaneous combustion!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 11:33:23 AM

Bit of a nuke.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 11:56:03 AM

My Wombat army arm immune to radiation.

My Hill!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 11, 2014, 02:50:09 PM

I nuke your hill again in the name of ghandi. All of your wombats are killed by the onrushing pressure wave.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 11, 2014, 11:37:57 PM

I bulldozer the hill to my property.

My Hill!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 12, 2014, 06:46:25 PM

I shoot you in the back four times and say I thought you were an intruder. The hill is passed to me in your will.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 13, 2014, 01:25:18 AM

My descendant, Khan Junior, takes it back and resurrects me.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 13, 2014, 01:04:01 PM

I take out a lawsuit against you and win back my hill. Resurrection is not a lawful way to regain property (maybe).


My HIILLLLL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 13, 2014, 09:59:50 PM

I win because I take the hill. :P

MY HILL!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 14, 2014, 09:45:35 AM

I walk up your hill while you are away and plant the flag of the associated micronations of micronesia on the hill.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 14, 2014, 09:40:47 PM

I chop your flag off and use the stick end to hit you with.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 15, 2014, 08:11:37 AM

I get a confederation of micronations to invade your hill and reclaim it.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 15, 2014, 10:03:27 AM

I get a federation of nacronations (Yeah whatever) to blow up you and your micronations!

MY HILL!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 17, 2014, 11:44:07 PM

Nacronations aren't a thing.

I will just use actual nations.

And thus

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 18, 2014, 12:21:50 AM

Empires, an alliance of empires. Lots and lots of huge galactic empires.

Hy Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 18, 2014, 09:03:57 AM

I call in the yuuzhan vong.


My hill (slightly terraformed).

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 18, 2014, 01:41:18 PM

Nope, it's still my hill

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 18, 2014, 03:44:35 PM

But my orcs take your hill.  :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc: :orc:


My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 19, 2014, 12:19:57 AM

Wizards beat orcs!
 :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey: :gandalfgrey:

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 19, 2014, 10:48:05 AM

I take an army of balrogs who take your wizards with them. I walk up yyour defenceless hill, chop off your head and claim it as my own.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 20, 2014, 04:35:32 AM

I stitch it back on and kill all of your wizards and balrogs with my FISTS!!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 20, 2014, 09:05:04 AM

I assault your hill with my FEET.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 20, 2014, 09:23:13 AM

Feet assaults your hill and gives it to me.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 20, 2014, 04:42:32 PM

I get John Snow to take back the hill.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on April 20, 2014, 05:44:49 PM

Hodor.

Hodor's hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 20, 2014, 07:45:23 PM

Hodor gets killed by hodor.

Hodors hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 20, 2014, 11:59:19 PM

Dragons, lots of dragons.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 21, 2014, 10:13:33 AM

Kardashians, lots of Kardashians.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on April 21, 2014, 01:19:58 PM

Cardassians, lots of Cardassians.

FOR CARDASSIA!!!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 21, 2014, 02:30:29 PM

Khans, lots of Khans!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 21, 2014, 03:53:35 PM

Me, lots of me.


My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 22, 2014, 12:04:59 AM

You, lots of you!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 22, 2014, 02:06:14 PM

I get some komodo dragons which eat the extra mes and take the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 25, 2014, 01:14:07 AM

I come back from my adventure and use my newly learned skills to take the hill and kill your komodo dragons!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 25, 2014, 01:25:27 PM

I get some dark riders to take the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 25, 2014, 02:43:57 PM

I get some light riders to take the hill, and they ride dragons!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 26, 2014, 10:51:15 AM

I get the dovakhin to kill your guys on dragons.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on April 26, 2014, 12:40:52 PM

Propane.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 26, 2014, 07:06:58 PM

Nitroglycerin.


My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 27, 2014, 03:57:42 AM

Every element on the periodic table and every combination thereof.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 27, 2014, 10:18:00 AM

You die from the radiation exposure and huge explosions rocking the hill.


I walk in to the crater wearing a hazmat suit. My crater/hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 27, 2014, 10:48:13 PM

I fill the crater with water drowning you.

My Lake/Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 28, 2014, 02:24:47 PM

I pour lava over the lake, generating cobblestone and sealing you in. You die of suffocation.

My flat surface of rock.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 28, 2014, 04:40:27 PM

I dig my way out because I was in Creative mode, not Survival. I than cover the "flat surface of rock" with dirt, burying you and recreating the hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 28, 2014, 11:36:54 PM

TARDIS.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 29, 2014, 01:51:13 AM

MONGOL!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 29, 2014, 07:34:45 PM

Ogedai Khan dies and you all have to withdraw.


MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 29, 2014, 11:14:18 PM

Sontarans!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on April 30, 2014, 02:04:03 PM

Tasmongolian horde attack!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on April 30, 2014, 06:51:05 PM

Hobbits attack!


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 01, 2014, 01:29:08 AM

Hoppits attack!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 03, 2014, 07:53:21 PM

"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"
"Asses! Being kicked!"

My hill  :legolas:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 04, 2014, 12:22:01 PM

Bomb, bomb bomb bomb.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on May 04, 2014, 06:29:52 PM

Splosion, splosion, splosion, splosion.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 04, 2014, 09:36:44 PM

Nuclear Fallout.

My Radioactive Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on May 20, 2014, 05:19:24 PM

I come with fire, I come with axes. And hazmat suits.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on May 20, 2014, 08:07:29 PM

^ what's mine is yours and vice versa (and all that jazz)
MY hill (you're not using it) :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 21, 2014, 08:51:07 AM

I kill your dragons.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on May 22, 2014, 10:02:01 AM

More dragons come.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 23, 2014, 11:15:05 PM

Gryphons!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on May 24, 2014, 09:07:34 AM

NOBODY touches my dragons!

MY hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 24, 2014, 10:53:54 AM

Can't get the dragons off the hill... Hm.

*steals the hill from under the dragons*

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on May 25, 2014, 09:54:47 PM

Wombats! (In memory of PG)

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 12:58:19 AM

SPAAAACE

My hill (which is now technically an asteroid)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 16, 2014, 03:07:04 AM

I invade the asteroid/hill with space wales!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 16, 2014, 01:04:01 PM

I defeat the space welshmen with space whales! :P

(My Hill)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 17, 2014, 09:52:13 AM

I build space walls around my space hill after i harpoon yout space whales with me welsh space harpoons.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on June 17, 2014, 01:54:23 PM

I hire some Jews.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 23, 2014, 01:02:42 AM

I hire some Jains.

Unfortunately, Jains make a useless attack force as they are only allowed to fight in self defence.

Still CG's hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 23, 2014, 01:34:18 AM

I hire the Hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 24, 2014, 09:08:17 AM

I hire Lonestar to take the space asteroid back.

My space hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 24, 2014, 10:58:49 AM

I hire Lonestar to give the hill to me.

My Space Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on June 24, 2014, 12:58:15 PM

I hire Hank Hill, with his propane and propane accessories.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 24, 2014, 02:42:45 PM

I hire the mandalorians to portugal you up.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 24, 2014, 09:53:29 PM

I hire Tom to give the hill to me.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM

I go rogue and take the hill for myself.

My hill.
(Why is this hill so valuable anyway?)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 25, 2014, 09:39:37 AM

I blow up the asteroid hill and the pieces scatter over a planet, the biggest piece creates a huge crater.

My Inverted Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 25, 2014, 02:14:01 PM

I found a mining company to excavate your inverted hill.

My more inverted hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 26, 2014, 12:29:10 AM

I blow up your mining company!

My even more inverted hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 26, 2014, 02:29:50 PM

I use a nuke to make a tsunami to fill in your inverted hill then I build a lake house.

My lake house and fancy lake.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 26, 2014, 09:16:38 PM

I dump a heap of dirt into the lake.

My Lake Hill/Island!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 27, 2014, 06:52:27 PM

I start a sharknado that destroys your island and piles all of the surrounding dirt in to a shark infested hill.


My shark infested hill.


(http://i.imgur.com/4GKRoui.png)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 28, 2014, 12:45:00 AM

I feed CG to the sharks, they like beef.

My Hill (That's been infested by sharks)!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 28, 2014, 09:14:06 PM

Well because you're from aussieland you guys get eeaten by sharks right? You trip in to a sharks gaping maw.

My shark infested hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 04:17:56 AM

I'm rescued by Crocs, which than go on to eat you.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on June 29, 2014, 10:08:31 AM

I'm rescued by badgers with TB, they drive you off of the hill.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 29, 2014, 10:29:01 AM

I have awesomeness, therefor the hill is mine.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 29, 2014, 11:28:46 PM

SEPULCHRITUDE

My hill  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 05:04:52 AM

RED NAME!!

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on June 30, 2014, 01:47:28 PM

Green name!! oh wait....WHITE NAME!

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on June 30, 2014, 09:25:40 PM

PINK NAME!!! ;D

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 01, 2014, 08:20:42 AM

Purple name!!


My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 09:20:56 AM

Signature!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 01, 2014, 12:09:19 PM

Longer signature.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 01, 2014, 03:28:50 PM

Who knew that in real life Dale was so attractive?  :doge:

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 01, 2014, 09:56:27 PM

:sparta:

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:22:48 AM

THIS.... IS..... EXILIAN!!!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 01:29:12 AM

I wish I knew how to edit gifs. :(

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:34:39 AM

I wish i knew how to do anything.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 01:47:58 AM

I know how to become the king of the hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 01:57:18 AM

Not if i call balrog for help.  :balrog:

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 02:25:38 AM

 :gandalfgrey: You shall not pass!

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 04:37:04 AM

 O0 Afro destroys all.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 08:51:26 AM

Hill destroys afro.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 03:27:20 PM

Building a new hill on the hill.

My Hill,

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 02, 2014, 05:59:09 PM

portugal yo hill.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 09:20:45 PM

Armadillo yo hill.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 02, 2014, 10:39:49 PM

Hill to da hill yo. I take this hill by force withe the Aragorn army :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn: :aragorn:

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 02, 2014, 11:44:21 PM

I take the hill by force with this afro army: O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 01:44:39 AM

I take your hill with smiles ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 01:47:33 AM

 :'(

I cry and you give me the hill out of pity.

 >:D Hhhehehe

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 01:50:38 AM

I have no pity to give!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 02:00:35 AM

I've laready given all my pity away sorry.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:03:26 AM

Gmd wasn't asking for pity.

While you contemplate your failure in this I take the hill.

Mine.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 02:16:47 AM

I buy the hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 03, 2014, 02:23:22 AM

You take a loan from me but default on it.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 04:12:36 AM

I dig from underneath the hill and come up on top of it.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 03, 2014, 07:54:44 AM

I climb the hill and in surprise you fall back down the hole you just dug.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 09:39:16 AM

I parachute in and do an awesome kick and kick MoD rolling back down the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on July 03, 2014, 06:39:37 PM

I get back up when I reach the bottom, and dance my way back up in an intimidating manner as to cause you to back down the other side. 

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 03, 2014, 09:29:37 PM

As you dance towards Khan I walk up behind you and knock you out.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 03, 2014, 09:40:14 PM

After you knock MoD out i drop kick you off the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 03, 2014, 10:18:41 PM

I than go to throwing a fake grenade at the hill. You think it's real and run away.

My Hill!

---

Using my fancy new admin rights I make it look like Khan gives me the hill. :P

My hill.
 

---

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 03:37:38 AM

Jealous of Toms fancy admin powers i threaten him until he edits every post on this thread so that i always had the hill and it was never lost.

My Hill!

Tom's hill :) (I'll stop now)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 08:29:41 AM

Tom doesn't have admin powers, he has moderator powers. All your power are belong to us!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 04, 2014, 08:31:12 AM

Dammit, oh well. I drop a whale on Khan.

My flattened hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 08:33:50 AM

I drop a hill in Tom.

My slightly elevated Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 04, 2014, 08:35:07 AM

I drop a mountain on your hill.

My mountain.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 10:10:01 AM

I drop a planet on your mountain.

My planet.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 04, 2014, 11:26:29 AM

(http://www.illuminatiagenda.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jackie-chan-illuminati.jpg)

Mi hyll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 04, 2014, 12:13:56 PM

I stab your "y" and "i" to death.

M Hll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 04, 2014, 04:08:25 PM

 I remove your M Hll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 04, 2014, 09:08:07 PM

I eat your hill. mmmm dirt.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on July 04, 2014, 09:14:53 PM

I stand on the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 05, 2014, 01:09:06 AM

I stand ontop of you ontop of the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2014, 01:56:51 AM

(Is this all going on inside Gmd's stomach now? He did eat the hill.)

I plant my flag on the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 05, 2014, 02:01:49 AM

You forget to water your flag and it dies.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 05, 2014, 02:36:02 AM

Quote from: The Khan on July 05, 2014, 01:56:51 AM

(Is this all going on inside Gmd's stomach now? He did eat the hill.)

Therefore I still have the hill.

My hill! Bad case of stomach ache.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 05, 2014, 05:29:16 AM

I'm really a natural laxative. Goodbye Gmd's stomach.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 06, 2014, 06:48:59 PM

Long live the king :P
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32200000/Long-Live-The-King-non-disney-disney-manips-crossovers-club-32298597-1593-1045.jpg)

MY HILL! MWHAHAHAHAHAA :balrog:

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 07, 2014, 04:15:13 AM

I kill the king. :D

My Hill! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 07, 2014, 05:26:02 PM

SIIIIIIIMBAAAAAAAAAAaa destroy u.
(http://thelionkingvideos.weebly.com/uploads/4/6/7/1/4671811/3887423_orig.png)

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 06:52:52 PM

REPUBLIC!

(http://terrymalloyspigeoncoop.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/les-mis-barricade.jpg)

THE PEOPLE'S HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 07, 2014, 07:19:44 PM

Yeah, "people". We all know how that goes.

(http://www.rationalrevolution.net/images/maopla51.jpg)

"People's" Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 07, 2014, 08:03:31 PM

(http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/115277.jpg)

'murica's hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 08, 2014, 12:11:23 AM

I burn the flag.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2014, 08:25:53 AM

I plant a new flag.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/New_Coat_of_Arms_of_Zheleznogorsk_(Krasnoyarsk_krai).png)
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 08, 2014, 02:24:45 PM

I split the atom with my scientific powers!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 08, 2014, 02:47:17 PM

I watch your body dissipate into thing air.

Hank Hill, Strickland Propane

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 12:21:58 PM

I simultaneously split every atom of the hill.

My Hill! (I think)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 09, 2014, 01:11:19 PM

Your hill has disappeared into nothing, i use my godlike powers to create a new hill.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 01:27:23 PM

I relocate all the atoms of you hill to underneath me.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 09, 2014, 02:09:09 PM

I have Kevin Hill paint me a new hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 02:14:27 PM

We can't have two hills, so I burn that hill painting of yours.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 09, 2014, 04:08:29 PM

Whilst Khan burns the painting I remove the hill and put it in a safety deposit box.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 09, 2014, 11:53:14 PM

I break into the bank and steel the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 10, 2014, 03:55:17 AM

Cops.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 10, 2014, 08:27:59 AM

Anti-cops!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 10, 2014, 02:02:31 PM

RPG!

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 10, 2014, 04:03:51 PM

Thermite!


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 10, 2014, 06:23:07 PM

Tea. Earl Grey, Hot.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 11, 2014, 01:44:35 AM

Ice tea. Mango and pineapple, cold.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 12, 2014, 02:18:43 PM

Beer, with a hint of citrus, cold.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 12, 2014, 05:10:14 PM

Martini. Shaken, not stirred.

My Hill.   ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 12, 2014, 07:14:02 PM

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 13, 2014, 04:14:59 AM

Thing that CG posted which I cannot view because of my crap Internet.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on July 13, 2014, 12:43:32 PM

It wasn't all that great to be honest.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 14, 2014, 10:18:28 PM

DWARVES

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 03:38:15 AM

DRAGON

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 10:49:50 AM

DWARVES AGAIN

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 02:04:11 PM

ORCS AND GOBLINS

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 16, 2014, 02:59:35 PM

Total War: Orcs & Humans

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 16, 2014, 04:55:36 PM

Total Bore: Comrade General

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 16, 2014, 11:44:37 PM

Adventures of Soros

Thou gaineth a HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 17, 2014, 03:16:05 AM

Exilian

Thou owneth the HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 18, 2014, 03:23:37 PM

Death Rays.

me hill ya.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 18, 2014, 03:24:46 PM

Manta Rays.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 21, 2014, 02:09:01 PM

Sun rays.

Me sizzled hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 22, 2014, 06:27:07 PM

I grow grass on it again.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 22, 2014, 07:06:11 PM

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/257/3/c/hank_hill_king_of_the_hill_by_strobeflashlite-d6mcsmv.png)

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 27, 2014, 05:31:47 AM

I post

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on July 31, 2014, 11:52:37 PM

I post with more words.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on August 04, 2014, 09:29:44 PM

I post with yet more words.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 05, 2014, 03:25:51 PM

oaisjknldaskdaihfjaskl;POIAUNDKLoiuanlds

myhill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on August 06, 2014, 05:22:11 PM

I push Jubal down the hill, along with his gobbledygook.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 11, 2014, 10:38:53 PM

I push Othko off the hill

Othko97 fell from a high place.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 23, 2014, 09:34:48 PM

The wanderer walked away; the mariner sailed away.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on August 25, 2014, 08:46:19 AM

I post count newbie to death.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 25, 2014, 09:59:54 AM

The dragon returns, and burns the hill WITH FIRE!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 26, 2014, 09:56:38 PM

Azaghal.

My hill!  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 27, 2014, 08:30:58 PM

Ouch! But Azaghal was carried away to be buried.

My hill. (I wonder if there are caves and gold inside it...)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on August 29, 2014, 11:16:43 AM

I return with awesomeness, so the hill is mine.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 01, 2014, 05:46:17 PM

I hypnotise you, and send you away with a cursed sword.

My hill (mmm, gold)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 03, 2014, 08:01:44 AM

My awesomeness is impervious to your hypnotism.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 06, 2014, 03:02:42 PM

My fearsomeness overcomes your awesomeness.

My hill. (mmm, deep dark caves, gold bed, crunchy bones, so comfy...)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 06, 2014, 11:49:00 PM

My scary awesome awesomeness overcomes your fearsomeness!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on September 07, 2014, 06:49:47 PM

I bring a big sword.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on September 07, 2014, 09:39:09 PM

I'm not scared of your big sword, because I have big awesomeness.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2014, 11:25:08 PM

Your big awesomeness is no match for my medium sized teapot!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on October 23, 2014, 06:56:01 AM

My big awesomeness fills up your medium sized teapot, but it can't hold much so the explodes.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2014, 04:31:09 PM

The explosion causes wildfires.

I summon fireproof beings from the dark realm of K'alsaau.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on November 01, 2014, 03:15:56 PM

I freeze the fireproof beings from the dark realm of K'alsaau using naught but superior willpower.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 03, 2014, 09:46:31 PM

I bring antifreeze beings beings from the realm of Dalgeethys.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 08, 2014, 09:41:22 AM

I bring being destroyers from the depths of Kralbroth, they destroy all your beings.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on November 08, 2014, 03:33:08 PM

I bring cheese. Cheese > all.
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on November 08, 2014, 04:01:19 PM

All includes cheese, and other things, so all > cheese.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on November 08, 2014, 10:56:47 PM

 :'(  My cheese. I bring Great A'Tuin and I now have many of my own hills.


My hills.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on November 08, 2014, 11:26:28 PM

I put mice on Great A'Tuin, scaring the elephants, which run away carrying the Disc.

My hill(s)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 09, 2014, 05:49:37 AM

I burn the Hill.

My inferno!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on November 11, 2014, 02:01:52 PM

I find a new hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on November 11, 2014, 10:40:13 PM

No you didn't, I already knew it was there!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 12, 2014, 10:49:09 PM

I construct a neuralyser

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110504061637/men-in-black/images/e/eb/Neuralizer1.png)

and wipe the existence of the hill from your memory.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 12, 2014, 11:59:04 PM

Deneuralyzer.
(http://image1.frequency.com/uri/w234_h132_ctrim/_/item/1/0/9/1/Men_in_Black_2_Deneuralyzer_scene_109171365_thumbnail.jpg)
My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 09:07:47 AM

Neuralyser.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 13, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

I have those awesome black glasses that protect me from the neuralyser!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 12:03:52 PM

I peacefully protest your occupation of the hill.

My hill?!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tom on December 13, 2014, 01:26:27 PM

I use tear gas to subdue you then take the hill.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 01:30:20 PM

I use rubber bullets to get you away from the hill.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 13, 2014, 04:23:11 PM

I Occupy the hill in the name of the 99%.

Their hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 13, 2014, 06:07:45 PM

I become a Hill Street stockbroker. My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 14, 2014, 12:25:08 AM

I execute a hostile take-over and buy out all your shares.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 02:08:11 PM

REVOLUTION!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:02:53 PM

I write a scathing open letter about how my Paella got cold.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 18, 2014, 03:21:15 PM

I buy you off with more delicious Spanish food.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on December 18, 2014, 03:25:27 PM

I remain at the bottom of the hill, eating Spanish food.

Jubal's Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 19, 2014, 08:17:17 PM

I have nothing to do here really.

SPANISH FOOD FOR EVERYONE!  :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 22, 2014, 07:58:04 AM

I post.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 22, 2014, 09:52:39 AM

I smite you with my newfound chorizo powers and my pizza eating weasel minions.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 01:10:05 AM

I claim this abandoned hill I've stumble on. My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 04:12:59 AM

I become hill lord! All hills are now mine!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 09:50:15 AM

I denounce the new hill lord, and reclaim my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 10:03:42 AM

I become KING OF ALL HILLS and hereby claim ALL HILLS BELONG TO ME!!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 10:48:06 AM

You are not the rightful king! My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 10:50:41 AM

Maybe not, but I have more power than you!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 10:51:53 AM

But I have this army!

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 10:52:56 AM

But I have that army, that army and that army!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 10:59:02 AM

But how can they get past my many rings of huge walls I built?

My hill, still!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 11:03:18 AM

Well, I have three armies, they can tunnel pretty fast you see.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on December 30, 2014, 11:06:44 AM

I use all the dirt you dug out to build a new hill over here.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on December 30, 2014, 08:51:40 PM

But mine has walls, so it's better.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 03, 2015, 12:29:20 PM

Has hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on January 10, 2015, 05:07:49 PM

Has the threateningness to steal hills.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 13, 2015, 07:45:13 AM

Has the divine right to rule all hills.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 14, 2015, 08:17:04 AM

Doesn't have the hoodie she wants yet.

I'll take your hill until I get it.

MY hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 09:52:25 PM

I'll get it you one day, now give me my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:43:52 PM

One day is not this day - MY hill! :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:49:43 PM

Your Aragorn impression doesn't scare me!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:51:35 PM

How about Galadriel?

YOU SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Ahem... MY hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:53:14 PM

I do love you. And you love me. That's why you'll give me my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 10:54:18 PM

I will give it you, to borrow.

And then I'll take it back.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 10:58:57 PM

I refuse to give it back!

MY HILL, MUAHAHAHA

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:02:22 PM

But you will give me it back. You know you will.

MY HILL :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:03:05 PM

You can't make me!

My hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:03:55 PM

I don't need to make you.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:06:35 PM

You do.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:09:04 PM

Tickles you until I reclaim the hill.

MINE

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:09:48 PM

SOUP DRAGON

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:10:56 PM

Don't try and use my Soup Dragon against me!

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:11:39 PM

DRAGON DRAGON

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:43:31 PM

Dragons are all mine. :P

MY hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:45:35 PM

I can take a hill without dragons!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:55:00 PM

LOL. NO.

MY HILL. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 16, 2015, 11:55:59 PM

Clearly yes, given this is my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 16, 2015, 11:57:47 PM

Too busy with flavour text to look after a hill.

MINE NOW.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:05:54 AM

Hills are all about flavour text. Without flavour text its just a rise. With flavour text its a huge grassy mound with the remains of walls around its sides and rocks jutting out where eagles sit.

My hill has eagles.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:06:47 AM

MY HILL has dragons. They laugh at your little eagles.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:07:57 AM

Well... My hill has a duck pond too.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:09:30 AM

MINE has a duck sanctuary!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:10:36 AM

My hill has a duck army (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sohGiGm98MI)!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:13:28 AM

Those ducks are actually some of my most faithful supporters.

I reclaim the hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Son of the King on January 17, 2015, 12:14:03 AM

Not when my geese get there you don't!

My hill :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Lady Grey on January 17, 2015, 12:16:15 AM

The geese like me best .

MY HILL

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 31, 2015, 11:47:55 PM

The geese migrate

I occupy the hill

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on February 28, 2015, 08:30:57 PM

I besiege the hill until the occupants surrender.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 28, 2015, 11:05:48 PM

I name all the kings of Rohan. In order.

My Hill

:P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 16, 2015, 09:07:53 PM

I send the Red Arrow, and summon the kings of Rohan.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on March 16, 2015, 09:13:11 PM

You've shot the arrow straight up and it comes back down into your skull.

Mi hyll.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 17, 2015, 02:06:05 AM

You are rapidly defeated by a swarm of spelling & grammar Nazis. As they retreat to carry you off to prison, I walk in.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on April 24, 2015, 07:01:39 PM

I push you off the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 25, 2015, 01:46:29 AM

I push back.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on July 31, 2015, 11:20:56 PM

The hill has been unoccupied for three months: I claim squatters' rights.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on August 01, 2015, 02:39:18 AM

Unoccupied but I'm still paying the bill.

Get out.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 02, 2015, 03:47:15 PM

That argument doesn't apply under English law.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on August 02, 2015, 04:09:45 PM

In Soviet Russia hill is king of you.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Clockwork on August 03, 2015, 12:23:56 AM

In soviet Russia, state takes hill from you. State then prosecutes you for stepping on state-hill-property and throws you in gulag. My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 03, 2015, 07:29:22 AM

In post-Soviet Russia, hill is mysteriously transferred to a billionaire friend of the President. Later, they stop being friends, and all the billionaire's property is seized by the state.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 10, 2015, 04:04:21 PM

I summon Catherine the Great from the dead to kick ass and prove that Putin is a mere latter day wannabe.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on September 08, 2015, 10:10:38 AM

We hold a vote on whose hill it should be, 107% of votes go to me.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2015, 10:28:01 AM

You are embroiled in a corruption scandal.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on November 23, 2015, 10:50:12 PM

I use bigger army diplomacy.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:02:55 PM

We have a hulk.

My (rather broken) hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 02:20:49 PM

We have a Jubal.

"Jubal."

lol the swear filter will get that one, but you know what it's supposed to say. ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 26, 2015, 02:24:11 PM

I am a Jubal! That's me!

So thusly my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 02:26:04 PM

LLAMA ATTACK!
 :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas: :llamas:
 :llama1:
 :llama2:

My (and llama army's) hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on November 26, 2015, 06:28:48 PM

The secret guanaco forces repel the llama attack.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on November 26, 2015, 06:54:26 PM

My herd of Vicuñas make short work, winning the camelid wars.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 26, 2015, 08:00:56 PM

War camels. Actual thing that happened.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2015, 12:48:33 PM

I see your camelids and raise you pachyderms.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on November 27, 2015, 01:52:15 PM

I infiltrate my stealth mongooses (mongeese??) amongst your elephants, and scare them away.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2015, 11:21:40 AM

Pangolins :)

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 01, 2015, 10:34:34 PM

The pangolins curl up into balls of cuteness and roll off the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2015, 09:00:07 PM

Numbats? My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 04, 2015, 09:17:01 PM

I bullseye them in my T16 back home because they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2015, 09:51:57 PM

All-party support for airstrikes is given.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 04, 2015, 09:53:55 PM

Can't hit me in my T16 with air strikes.

Still my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 04, 2015, 10:05:37 PM

This is not the hill you are looking for.

This is my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 04, 2015, 10:29:16 PM

Cool story bro.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 05, 2015, 01:23:08 AM

Needs more dragons and armadillo.

*applies dragons and armadillo*

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 05, 2015, 03:57:51 AM

The dragons cook the armadillos inside their shells and eat them until they get fat and die of diabetes.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 05, 2015, 02:52:13 PM

You also get tempted by armadillo-meat and get diabetes.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on December 05, 2015, 03:02:29 PM

Hank Hill does my grilling, so I can take my time and savor the meal.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 05, 2015, 03:41:07 PM

Bacon pancakes.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on January 23, 2016, 11:33:46 PM

I build a bigger hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on March 14, 2016, 11:17:55 PM

I arrive.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 18, 2016, 02:12:14 PM

I politely but firmly ask you to depart.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on May 12, 2016, 08:17:49 AM

I passively-aggressively lurk until you take the hint and leave.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 12:02:21 PM

I fail to take a hint.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 30, 2016, 12:23:37 PM

i passed go!

that'll be one hill please!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 12:34:42 PM

You land on the jail square. My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 30, 2016, 12:46:20 PM

i break out and form a military junta, over throwing the greedy capitalist society and becoming the el presidente!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 12:48:01 PM

Your economy tanks under the crippling weight of US sanctions, and eventually a democratic revolution ensues, which I lead.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 30, 2016, 01:18:16 PM

i form a special strike team of the best of the best. revolutionary heroes of the rebellion of the hill, such as; Banana Blaster, Mango Mann, the War-berry, and Boot Juice

we exercise several decades of grievous conflict but in the end we won.. we finally..

have liberated the hill!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 01:33:20 PM

I hire writers from Marvel who dramatically reveal that everyone was working for the opposite side to the one they were assumed to be working for.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 30, 2016, 01:42:46 PM

i bankrupt marvel through stock market manipulation and absorb the company!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 01:56:08 PM

I report you to the competition commission.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 30, 2016, 02:03:27 PM

i buy a delorean, travel to your original capture of the hill at 88mph and run you over as i arrive,

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 30, 2016, 02:17:31 PM

The time police wipe out your section of the timeline to avoid rewriting a thread that's been going since 2010 :P

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 31, 2016, 12:59:55 AM

but the police turn corrupt under my bribing influence and steal the hill for future me!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 31, 2016, 12:32:04 PM

I call Sam Vimes.

The hill is now under the control of The Law. :P

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on May 31, 2016, 12:34:56 PM

i travel back to another point in time, killing sarah connor, stopping the birth of jubal connor, whilst not ruining the future documentaries about a family of almost identical naming and their time crisis (based on true stories, in one timeline or another)

the hill is now mine!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 31, 2016, 08:22:22 PM

Alt-universe-me swaps places with main-universe-me, I return from alt-universe and steal the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 01, 2016, 11:22:29 AM

i target your location with mini-nukes and take over the now irradiated hill!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2016, 01:22:26 PM

Cockroach hordes, come forth!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 01, 2016, 02:54:33 PM

i unleash pesticide bombs!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2016, 03:29:24 PM

My roaches have tiny umbrellas :D

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 01, 2016, 03:56:10 PM

i mixed the pesticide with acid!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2016, 03:58:08 PM

You dissolve the hill :P

I make a new hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 01, 2016, 04:17:35 PM

I push you off the hill!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 01, 2016, 11:35:41 PM

I bounce back onto the hill via a well placed trampoline.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 02, 2016, 02:05:44 AM

i catch you in a net!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 02, 2016, 10:37:14 AM

The eagles! The eagles are coming!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on June 02, 2016, 07:23:38 PM

In one of the bits of Middle-earth history not chronicled by Tolkien, the eagles are driven back dragons.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 03, 2016, 12:48:29 AM

i do the rain dance and create a storm that pushes the dragons to the ground!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 03, 2016, 11:07:21 AM

There is a flood, bringing sea serpents (who are for no particular reason under my command) to avenge the dragons.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 03, 2016, 12:34:51 PM

I hire an army of world class sushi chefs to handle them!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on June 03, 2016, 03:07:56 PM

Your sushi chefs have not been trained in the correct preparation technique for sea serpents, and are all hideously poisoned.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 03, 2016, 03:13:09 PM

They develop super powers from the poison and mutate into super chefs!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 07, 2016, 06:07:44 PM

Your super chefs are no match for my super waiters.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 08, 2016, 09:35:23 AM

I form a union and force your waiters to go on strike!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Gmd on June 20, 2016, 01:56:35 AM

I use a super army of ducks to serve tables instead of waitors! The people love the unique experience increasing income tenfold!
The Hill is therefore given to their lord and savior GMD

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on June 20, 2016, 08:00:22 AM

I hire a KFC task force to roast every duck in your army, turning the hill into a fried duck (but people can't taste the difference) restaurant!

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on June 26, 2016, 11:58:19 PM

I don't like fast food. You go out of business as I was your only potential customer.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on July 19, 2016, 04:12:59 PM

I start another business as a hill salesman and persuade you into selling me the hill!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 19, 2016, 05:08:20 PM

All businesses are nationalised under communism.

The People's Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on July 19, 2016, 05:26:24 PM

It inevitably collapses.

My pit of despair.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on July 19, 2016, 05:44:05 PM

I start the second banana republic of the hill!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2016, 02:00:08 PM

I invade and eat the bananas.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on July 20, 2016, 02:41:21 PM

This angers the native ape population and they take over the hill under my leadership.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 20, 2016, 03:06:46 PM

I win the apes over with cuddles and happiness.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 12:32:19 AM

You cuddles and happiness fall in the face of depression and sadness. All of the apes become extremely sad and wander off.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 12:52:36 AM

I invest in mental health funding and healthy living. My resulting happy super-apes return with a vengeance.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 29, 2016, 01:27:41 AM

The apes take a detour, getting stuck in traffic.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:32:12 AM

My eagles attack instead.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on July 29, 2016, 08:31:47 PM

I become a traffic director and the hill is assaulted by road gang apes in hotted up cars!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on July 29, 2016, 11:58:07 PM

I cry until they all pity me and give me the hill.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Cuddly Khan on July 30, 2016, 03:33:17 AM

You tears wash them all off the hill, leaving it open for me to take.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 12:42:16 PM

I travel back in my TARDIS and copy the original hill from just before page 1 of this thread, then clone it as of now, so unlike your much reconstructed hill I have the true original one.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on August 06, 2016, 01:31:32 PM

I burrow under the hill and use the moles to form an underground empire, over throwing your leadership!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 06, 2016, 02:26:29 PM

I burrow under your under empire and form an even deeper underground empire, overthrowing yours!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on August 06, 2016, 02:53:48 PM

Dont you mean underthrowing?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 06, 2016, 06:48:59 PM

BearKnight fails to claim the hill in his post.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 09, 2016, 09:14:37 PM

I don't know why it's my hill it just is.

My hill?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on August 29, 2016, 02:23:06 AM

It was mine and I lost it!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2016, 11:05:10 AM

I obtain the services of La Maupin. She burns/stabs everything that isn't running away. Then sings about it.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 17, 2016, 08:54:18 PM

La Maupin gets bored and wanders off to burn or stab other things and then sing about them. I occupy the abandoned hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 18, 2016, 12:56:37 PM

Your hill is taken away by a procedural motion.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 05, 2016, 12:42:23 AM

I raise a point of order because your procedural motion did not follow the proper procedure.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 05, 2016, 11:43:20 AM

I bribe the chair.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 27, 2016, 12:11:26 PM

I make an "unsolicited donation" to the committee.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 27, 2016, 12:50:00 PM

I institute martial law. And marital law. The committee are all married off to high ranking generals and I am in charge.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 29, 2016, 11:06:34 AM

The glorious People's Revolution (to last a thousand years!) overthrows the cruel and oppressive regime and its marital law! Huzzah!

Their hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 29, 2016, 11:28:35 AM

I wait for the glorious People's Revolution to collapse into infighting.

Three weeks later, my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on November 30, 2016, 09:29:59 AM

You chose Fidel Castro as your leader and now he has passed away, leaving the hill to his cousin Fernando which is me in a disguise!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 10:00:35 AM

I implement Operation Bay of Pigs II: Pig Harder and bring MURICA into the war.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on November 30, 2016, 10:37:50 AM

I assault your porky ruler-ship with an attacking force of butchers and farmers!
We feast on your remains and feed the scraps to our various pets!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 06:36:01 PM

There is a religious revolution and all your pork butchers go out of busines.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:37:17 PM

Cows with guns.

Cow hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 30, 2016, 11:40:45 PM

The cows are too successful and eat all the grass on the hill, dislodging its sides and collapsing it.

I gather up the soil and build a hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: comrade_general on November 30, 2016, 11:56:28 PM

That "soil" was the cow dung. No one wants to live on your hill. I find a fresh, clean hill.

My new hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 01, 2016, 12:13:11 AM

I breed an army of dung flies on my dung-hill and conquer your hill with a fly plague.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on December 01, 2016, 02:01:25 AM

I spray your army with pesticides and capture the hill in an airtight suit, My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 01, 2016, 10:15:46 PM

My army of scarabs divides the hill into many scarab-sized balls, rolls them away and reassembles the hill under my control.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 09, 2016, 05:46:26 PM

My Egyptians flatter your scarabs into leaving by worshipping them. I move into the unoccupied hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on December 10, 2016, 12:36:33 PM

An angry Hobbit who dwells in your hill shoos you off angrily, but I offer to cater a meal for him and he grants me the hill out of gladness!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2016, 12:47:33 PM

I cunningly plant a wizard who takes the hobbit off on an adventure, at which point I falsify some legal documents that allow me to move into his hill and claim all his spoons.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on December 10, 2016, 12:59:16 PM

I tamper with the small print and regain ownership of the hill!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2016, 01:57:57 PM

I hire a better lawyer.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 05, 2017, 10:24:07 PM

I occupy the hill unnoticed for long enough, and gain it by the Roman law right of usucaption.

My hill!

(And no, you can't have the usufruct of it either!)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 05, 2017, 11:05:37 PM

I conquer the hill, removing it from Imperial jurisdiction.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on January 06, 2017, 08:07:50 AM

I call the other Emperor who isn't happy, and conquer your hill with a drop pod!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 06, 2017, 04:39:39 PM

XV-88 Broadside Battlesuits deploy!

My (slightly ash-coated and railgun-marked) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on January 06, 2017, 11:11:52 PM

I tell them the ethereal is on another hill and lead them away before pushing you off the hill and taking it!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 07, 2017, 01:12:15 AM

I point out that Fantasy is a better setting and a better game, and occupy the hill with dwarves.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on January 07, 2017, 04:11:15 AM

I tell the dwarves you broke an oath with their grandparents and they chase you away!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 07, 2017, 10:00:35 AM

My force of elves moves onto the unoccupied hill while the dwarves are away chasing someone.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 17, 2017, 05:30:52 PM

I give the story over to Tolkien. The elves go into terminal wistfulness and decline. The time for the Hill of Men has come.

I am a human and this is my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 20, 2017, 10:11:46 PM

A strangely persuasive emissary from a previously unknown land gives you a beautiful ring to wear. After many years, you find that you are immortal, but that you no longer have a physical body, and that your will is entirely subject to an evil supernatural being. You are drawn inexorably to the Dark Land to serve your master.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 20, 2017, 11:40:36 PM

Suddenly, hobbits.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 22, 2017, 10:58:57 AM

I corner the market in pipeweed and the hobbits are forced to retreat.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 23, 2017, 01:06:58 AM

Liberal Mayor of Michel Delving Normbold Lamboggins liberalises the pipeweed market, allowing free competition and the hobbits return!

My (increasingly full of hobbit holes) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on January 23, 2017, 05:30:39 AM

I host a feast on a nearby hill with all of the best hobbit treats that lasts from dawn 'til dusk! While the Hobbits are sleeping off the celebrations I take your hill!

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 24, 2017, 11:04:40 PM

Little do you realise that the hill has been rigged with traps, and you slip and fall into the deep hobbit-holes and down to the dungeons below!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on February 02, 2017, 11:28:30 PM

"Down, down, to Goblin town..."

The deep holes and dungeons are taken over by orcs.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2017, 10:49:18 PM

The Orcs are wiped out by an unexpected disease contracted from poorly sanitised club handles.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on February 07, 2017, 02:29:49 PM

In the absence of their host species (orcs), the disease bacteria are forced to evolve their own civilisation, and continue to occupy their ancestral homeland.

Their hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 07, 2017, 02:47:18 PM

I bring the Highly Evolved Disease Bacteria the notion of democracy. They elect me president.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on February 09, 2017, 12:26:31 AM

At the inauguration ceremony, the bacteria accidentally infect their new president, who turns out to have no resistance to them. After much communal grieving for their lost hero of democracy, they elect a bacterium as the next president.

Their hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2017, 11:05:56 PM

The bacterium president shuts all outside influences out of the hill on grounds of security against viruses. Nothing gets in, nothing goes out. This ends up including food and air, thus exterminating the population.

As I am dead, I cannot claim the hill.

The hill is empty.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on November 23, 2018, 12:49:08 PM

In my wanderings, I come upon the empty, unclaimed hill. It is a stronghold with many tunnels and fortifications. I seize it as my own.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 24, 2018, 11:49:11 AM

I am still dead, and therefore incapable of claiming a hill.

Glaurung's hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on November 25, 2018, 06:58:30 AM

I am a powerful witch. One day, I pass a hill with a dead Jubal lying in front of it. I use necromancy to raise him and enthrall him to conquer the hill for me (which for some inexplicable reason somehow works)...

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 25, 2018, 11:22:34 AM

Ah, I appear to be no longer dead. Also, my summoned fireproof beings from the dark realm of K'alsaau which Othko froze with his superior willpower on page fifty of this thread have finally unfrozen with the passage of time, and rescue me from thralldom because they're nice like that. And it seems I just conquered a hill.

My hill! :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on November 29, 2018, 08:01:43 PM

I begin to recount an exciting tale about how I once needed to clean some bricks that Sam Bullough needed to use in an extension to his union office - but I did not have access to conventional cleaning tools.

For some inexplicable reason Jubal and his adopted fireproof beings from the dark realm of K'alsaau fall asleep.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 29, 2018, 11:12:43 PM

I wake up after a brief nightmare, to find that your lack of conventional cleaning tools has led you to fall ill from a badly sanitised telephone.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 12, 2019, 06:21:40 PM

I make a loud clap with my hands which badly startles you

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 14, 2019, 12:01:40 AM

I make a vorpal sword, forged in the blazing heart of a dying monster from steel reaped from the farthest moons of the galaxy, with my hands which badly startles you

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 09:23:25 AM

I shatter the vorpal sword with the power of my will... I am notibly stubborn and no weapon can stand against my mind...

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 14, 2019, 09:49:22 AM

Unfortunately, you are now in a room full of sharp bits of broken vorpal sword, and are also somewhat clumsy. Whilst you are working out how to deal with this problem, I reclaim the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 02:20:00 PM

I figure out how to deal with the sharp things: I throw them in your face. Now the shards are not my problem and the hill is...

My Hill!!!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 14, 2019, 04:46:32 PM

Welp, I have a bleedy face and am too painful and tired for this sort of thing. :(

Still Cara's hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 14, 2019, 09:10:15 PM

I am thus happily establishing my empire of solitude on the hill...

Still my hill... ;D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 17, 2019, 08:12:42 PM

I sit outside looking at the hill, and then decide that maybe I don't need a hill after all. Freeing myself from worldly possessive thoughts, I begin to ascend the Buddhist scale of being.

Still Cara's hill presumably.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 17, 2019, 10:57:27 PM

I am happy to announce that this is still my hill, I throw a party...

Still my hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 17, 2019, 10:59:30 PM

Yay, party! I will avoid claiming any of the hill so as to avoid having to take a share of the cooking work etc :P

Still Cara's party hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 18, 2019, 08:11:51 AM

Too few people show up to my party, and I am left with too many left-overs... Left-overs-party!!

Still my hill...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 18, 2019, 12:27:48 PM

The leftovers party. The leftovers talk. the leftovers... organise.

The leftovers revolt!

The leftovers' hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 20, 2019, 11:11:48 PM

I eat the left-overs...

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 25, 2019, 08:44:53 AM

I finally recover from from the terrible startling I was given, and covet the leftover free hill.

With a whistle I summon an army of tiny top hat wearing mammoths. It storms towards the hill and flows over it like a river, carrying away all in their path.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2019, 04:31:38 PM

Keith the horse riding juggler and the lonely trapeze artist arrive from the Fortunately, Unfortunately thread with dreams of conquest. They amaze the top hatted mammoths with their skills, but appal them with their circus aesthetics which do not match the dapper little mammoths' approach to life. They flee from the gaudy colours into the middle distance.

Keith the horse riding juggler's hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 25, 2019, 05:01:04 PM

I sent Keith and the circus flying over a cliff a few minutes ago...

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2019, 09:40:26 PM

WIBULNIBS EVERYWHERE

THE HILL OF THE WIBULNIBS
NO MARCUSES ALLOWED

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on January 29, 2019, 10:08:08 PM

I am not a Marcus. I convince the Wibulnibs to trust me. The Wibulnibs work for me now.

Queen of the Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2019, 10:09:31 PM

Controversial!

I stay out of the wibulnib wars. They have passed my by now: I am a veteran and I have the scars... D:

I guess your hill still?

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on March 22, 2019, 12:17:29 PM

I disguise myself under a box and sneak up the hill. My flawless disguise works brilliantly and nobody wonders why a box is moving. At the top I burst out of the box.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 22, 2019, 10:00:02 PM

I introduce a five year old child who likes opening boxes, who unveils your disguise.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on May 14, 2019, 12:20:15 PM

I befriend Vayu, the god of air. He agrees to help me reclaim the hill by blasting everyone from the area with a mighty gale.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 14, 2019, 06:38:07 PM

I befriend the Met Office, who change the forecast to sunny and calm.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on July 13, 2019, 10:14:53 AM

As so often, the Met Office forecast is not entirely accurate, and you are washed off the hill by an unexpected downpour.

My (rather soggy) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 08, 2019, 04:42:54 PM

Global Warming.

My now excessively hot hill...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 10, 2019, 08:41:15 PM

In its new climatic zone, the hill becomes part of a tropical jungle, and you are driven away by the incessant noise of all the animal life.

My (very noisy) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 10, 2019, 08:59:24 PM

Hmm, I wonder who on this site might have a well known affinity for tropical insectivores who can sort out that particular issue... oh wait, it's me :)

:pangolin::pangolin::pangolin::pangolin::pangolin:

My hill! :D

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on August 10, 2019, 11:17:43 PM

The arbiters of the hill realise that they made a rather silly administrative blunder, and that the it is actually...

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on August 29, 2019, 08:32:57 PM

I appeal against the arbitrary reallocation of the hill without proper consideration of the facts, and am granted ownership.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on August 29, 2019, 11:13:33 PM

I fire monks at your hill with a hastily constructed convenient projectile launch system.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 03, 2019, 10:21:54 AM

I ride up on my majestic fin horse, and the monks scatter in amazement.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 03, 2019, 11:37:45 AM

I incite the monks to form a fin horse worshipping cult, and they come and steal the horse from you. And the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 06, 2019, 03:17:54 PM

In a move with a very longstanding precedent, the horse turns out to be wooden, and hollow - I think you can guess how the rest of it goes...

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 06, 2019, 11:23:58 PM

Fire beats wood.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on September 07, 2019, 08:13:51 AM

I tell a very very sad story that makes you cry so much that the flames are extinguished

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 07, 2019, 12:50:43 PM

Eh, screw this, I'm going to Mali.

Mali has hills in it.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on September 07, 2019, 05:17:23 PM

The hills in Mali are not the one under dispute here.

Still my hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 07, 2019, 09:01:21 PM

Objection! The location of the hill has not been specified. We, the plaintiffs, allege that this Malian hill is in fact "the hill" referred to by the defendant, and that the hill therefore belongs to its current occupier, who is a pangolin and may or may not be a trireme.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 07, 2019, 10:02:14 PM

M'lud, we assert that the plaintiff cannot possibly be the true owner of the hill, on the grounds that there are neither pangolins nor triremes in Mali, and therefore the hill cannot be occupied by one.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 08, 2019, 11:48:28 AM

The defendant's case is factually incorrect - Mali is in fact on the edge of the range of the Giant and Tree pangolins, as noted in this CITES documentation: https://www.cites.org/sites/default/files/eng/cop/09/prop/E09-Prop-07_08_Manis.PDF

We therefore submit that these falsehood render the stated case void, and that the plaintiff should receive the due remedy of one (1) hill.

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on September 09, 2019, 07:51:51 PM

I find it a dangerous precedent that you departed one disputed hill, found another in some country and declared it to be the correct hill (since none was specified before), based on your own assertion.

If this is what happened, then I counter that the first hill, occupied by me is the correct hill based on my own word, (and that of those that have squabbled over it for many years).

If we are not able to say that random different hills are the correctly disputed hill from now on, then the first should remain "the hill". I don't mind since I am atop it.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 10, 2019, 12:32:58 PM

Clearly the only solution is to merge all the hills everywhere into one super-hill.

Since I came up with the solution, I should be given custody thereover.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 10, 2019, 07:14:34 PM

In the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, all possible combinations of hills and owners exist... somewhere.

This hill is my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 10, 2019, 11:06:43 PM

I like hills. I made sad eyes at people until they give me a hill.

my hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on September 14, 2019, 08:43:13 AM

I recover from feeling sorry for Jubal, and hastily erect a bivouac atop the hill as a makeshift fortification against invaders.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on September 14, 2019, 10:31:09 AM

Your flimsy bivouac collapses, and your shivering troops flee the hill, searching for shelter.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 19, 2019, 12:29:15 PM

Having not constructed any alternative fortification, yours do likewise.

My stout dwarf and pangolin legions march in and construct stone-lined fortifications and tunnels deep within the hill, creating a nigh impregnable fortress.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on September 24, 2019, 12:11:38 PM

I employ the services of that horde of zombies that were outside the prison in Resident Evil: Afterlife, since they have excellent impregnable fortress pregnation skills. Once they have thwarted your defenses, I employ the services of a very high level cleric from D&D to cast turn undead on the horde - to avoid any unfortunate calamities involving eaten brains. Now the top of the hill is clear, and my bank account thoroughly drained from all of this employing I've been doing, I erect a defensive wigwam to maintain rulership over...

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on September 29, 2019, 08:15:14 PM

I persuade the authorities implement a land value tax, which you are unable to pay due to your drained bank account, forcing you to sell the hill to me to pay off your tax obligations.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 02, 2019, 08:45:27 AM

I create a dazzling fireworks display to amaze and distract you.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 02, 2019, 06:52:17 PM

I create a vast elite ballet troupe to distract you in return.

my hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 07, 2019, 09:14:54 AM

I form a competing 1 mammoth ballet. I wow them with my austentatious Arabesque and Pliés. They are so out-performed that they leave the hill in shame. As they leave, I place a very life like cardboard cutout of a man holding a gun to deter would be usurpers of

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 07, 2019, 01:25:23 PM

I send Banksy on an undercover mission to graffiti your life like cutout. Lanced by his brutal satire, your rule is fatally weakened.

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 08, 2019, 12:01:41 PM

I acquire the cut-out so that I have a "cardboard programmer" with whom I can discuss programming problems at work. Oddly, it seems the hill is now undefended.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 09, 2019, 09:31:14 AM

I acquire the services of all of the world's scientists. I get them all to focus on the creation on a trans dimensional device, which allows the user to visit alternate dimensions . Using this device I spend a number of years attempting to find an  alternate reality where someone had invented time travel. Luckily there is one. I steal the time machine technology from this dimension and return it to ours.
After firing all of the scientists for complaining that I had not just asked them to invent a time machine - I use the time machine to go back in time to just before my very life like cardboard cutout of a man holding a gun is stolen and repurposed as something to help debug Glaurung's advanced PROGRAMS. I destroy the time machine, lest it be used for evil. I then draw a comical twirly moustache and pair of glasses on the cutout man.
Upon attempting to use it to help with his PROGRAMS, Glaurung finds it oddly amusing. This amusement causes him to make a mistake in his PROGRAMS. He then is forced to spend the time he was going to be spending discovering undefended hills, instead fixing the bug in his PROGRAMS.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 09, 2019, 10:57:46 AM

Teapots. Teapots everywhere.


My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 09, 2019, 12:49:20 PM

Yesss, but... my teapot, preciousss...

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 09, 2019, 02:43:18 PM

I host a devastatingly effective tea party.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 14, 2019, 02:32:43 PM

I tell American hard-conservative wingnuts you're doing a tea party, and they get all excited and try to join in, which leads to the inevitable destruction of the tea party. I mop up the mess and promise an end to corruption and bad governance.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on October 18, 2019, 10:05:25 AM

I march up to the hill, dramatically say "I'm baaack!" and set everything on fire with my magic powers.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 18, 2019, 10:22:15 AM

I point out that we moved the hill several times whilst you were away, and the earth mound you're sitting on is no longer the designated hill for this game.

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 18, 2019, 07:00:15 PM

The hill is wherever its owner says it is.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 19, 2019, 05:52:36 PM

I sneak up the hill whilst it's owner congratulates himself on a job well done. I am able to distract him by pointing out a badger with a gun.
I install a stuffed poodle teddy bear to ward off attackers.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 19, 2019, 07:07:48 PM

The badger and I discuss the situation, and launch a joint attack on the hill. The badger gets the stuffed toy (which it has long sought), and I get the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2019, 07:33:59 PM

Now deprived of your badger ally, his fee having been paid, your hill is defenceless and my unexpected but actually wholly predictable army of friendly Georgians comes and takes over, primarily by gently socially pressuring you to try more and more varieties of wine until you are unable to defend the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 22, 2019, 09:03:19 AM

I spend some time sobering up. I then create an elaborate media campaign using various Georgian and worldwide media outlets. It convincingly suggests that a colossal storm featuring lots of scary things like hurricanes and floods is about to engulf Georgia. Concerned about the safety of their homes, friends and family, your army returns to where they live to purchase supplies and batten down hatches.
Now lacking any serious defences I swoop in to chase away any stragglers. Literally. Because I am riding a dining chair  supported by a small team of pigeons

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 22, 2019, 12:25:13 PM

I throw food for the pigeons down away from the hill, and you are carried away as the pigeons cannot resist the siren lure of breadcrumbs.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on October 22, 2019, 10:20:55 PM

I show up out of the blue entirely unexpectedly, and accompanied by an equally unexpected army of daleks and feral geese. You are taken by surprise and never stood a chance.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 23, 2019, 10:28:30 AM

I round up a gaggle of doctor whos. They manage to yet again thwart your daleks. I lure the geese away with the promise of the breadcrumbs that Jubal used to lure away my pigeons. With no remaining defences I claim the hill, leaving a note asking nicely if the reader would kindly not invade and capture the hill, pretty please.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 25, 2019, 10:27:16 AM

I send in a large number of puppies to conquer the hill. They ignore your note because they can't read. You are cuddle-piled into oblivion by tiny canine fuzzballs.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on October 25, 2019, 10:26:19 PM

i show up with 387 squirrels. your cause and your hill are lost as the puppies run to chase them. i then use a single large and very agressive squirrel to get rid of you and Tusky (presumably still there under the puppy pile).

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 26, 2019, 11:08:56 PM

I get a large and very aggressive pine marten to eat the large and very aggressive squirrel.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 29, 2019, 03:17:51 PM

I anger a ghost, and get it to chase me to the top of the hill. I then dive to one side, and hide. The ghost then very severely haunts you and the pine marten, causing you to become frightened and flee.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on October 29, 2019, 05:27:37 PM

I show up with the entire Ghostbusters squad and that lady from Batman who can ressurect people. Your ghost is both busted and no longer dead.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 30, 2019, 11:48:16 AM

I give the ghostbusters a call from somewhere on another continent, and then lock them in an entirely un-spooky and modestly pleasant apartment, which they have no clue how to deal with. The lady from Batman I persuade to return to her world because it needs her.

I then show up with the core cast of Mountain Leopards and take over the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on October 31, 2019, 01:58:34 PM

I bring along the cast from Glee to the base of the hill to sing some uplifting cover songs. The cast of mountain leopards have to leave their positions to confront the cast of Glee and avoid going mad or worse, joining in with them.

I am able to sneak up to the top of the hill whilst all that is going on.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on November 13, 2019, 12:44:41 AM

I have noise cancelling headphones and therefore cannot hear the cast of Glee. Because of all the terrifyingly upbeat singing, you cannot hear me sneaking up the hill behind you with Princess Leia, who chases you off the hill with a laser blaster.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 13, 2019, 10:17:25 AM

I utilise hokey weapons and ancient religions which prove to be superior to the laser blaster :)

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on November 14, 2019, 01:02:41 PM

I create a brilliant disguise from a few leaves, an elastic band and a duck whistle. Your hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for such stealth.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 15, 2019, 09:25:46 PM

I send leafcutter ants which leave you embarrassed and lacking in leaf disguise. You are forced to flee to obtain clothes.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on November 18, 2019, 07:22:42 PM

I march up the hill with an anteater. Your ant army is gone, destroyed in minutes.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 19, 2019, 10:24:21 AM

I throw waves and waves more ants at the hill until your anteater falls asleep from overeating, and then march in and retake control, building a fine Grecian villa on the hilltop and planting vineyards.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on November 20, 2019, 03:20:58 PM

I bring along some members of the Herules tribe, and tell them the Villa belongs to some Romans. They rush in and tear it down.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 20, 2019, 11:33:01 PM

I summon a horde of angry Georgians who get enraged at the damage done to my vineyards, and they chase the Herules out again. Few things make a Georgian upset like the disruption of wine making.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on November 22, 2019, 09:57:12 AM

Quote from: Jubal on November 20, 2019, 11:33:01 PM

a horde of angry Georgians who get enraged at the damage done to my vineyards

Since they started angry, and then got enraged - their fury must have reached unimaginably feverish levels. As such I broadcast some soothing music, and disguise a few hypnotists as Georgians to infiltrate the horde - and make them believe that the wine making is not really that disrupted.  The more sedate group of Georgians wander home for their tea.
I form a defensive hypnotist perimeter around

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 22, 2019, 02:52:43 PM

ROBOTS.

ROBOTS. CANNOT. BE. HYPNOTISED.

MY. HILL.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on November 27, 2019, 09:20:44 AM

I do a highly effective rain dance that make the robots get wet and have all electricity over them. They also go: bzzt, fzzz, crrrkzzz and make other associated wet robot noises.

My damp hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on November 27, 2019, 04:21:53 PM

I keep doing the rain dance and a torrent of water washes the whole hill away, where I collect it in sifting buckets downstream and reassemble it.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 08, 2019, 05:19:05 PM

The Campaign for Real Topography declares that your reconstituted hill is fake, and refuses to recognise it. Irked, you leave in search of some better accepted geographical feature. I walk up and take possession of the large "not a real hill" bulge in the ground.

My (unofficial but still substantial) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2019, 07:26:31 PM

I undertake a decade long campaign to infiltrate and take over the Campaign for Real Topography, ultimately filling its board with my loyal followers. Our first act is to declare that the hill is a hill, and that it shall be named Jubal's Hill in perpetuity.

My Hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on December 08, 2019, 07:38:12 PM

I undertake a decade long campaign to infiltrate and take over the Campaign for Real Topography, ultimately filling its board with buffoons. I persuade them to agree that "perpetuity" is a real place, a sort of imaginary one that doesn't really exist. I go on to reason that since the hill is only known as "Jubal's hill" somewhere made up - it should be known as something in the real world. I suggest "tusky's hill", since he is the best at spotting administrative oversights, and has the most magnificent tusks.

They agree.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 08, 2019, 11:03:57 PM

I spit upon your bureaucracy and invade the hill with a good old fashioned mongol horde.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on December 09, 2019, 09:30:41 AM

In a turn that surely no-one could have predicted, the Mongol leader dies, and the entire horde must travel thousands of miles back to their homeland to choose a new leader. The hill is unoccupied.

I arrive with a team of friendly wombats. They construct a system of tunnelled fortifications (the tunnels are all numbered, but for reasons they will not explain, the wombats omit Tunnel 17) and carefully scour the hill for any signs of magical space rifts, sentient statues, skin lizards and other such oddities.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on December 10, 2019, 09:07:19 AM

I bring a carefully selected team of action movie stars, headed up by Sylvester Stallone. I call them the extendables. They come in with fake guns and special effects. They make quite a fuss, alarming the wombats and causing them to run away.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2019, 10:13:48 AM

YOU SCARED THE WOMBATS YOU MONSTER

I and ten thousand angry Steve Irwin fans storm the hill, enraged at your callous disregard for the natural world. We dig a new moat and fill it with happy crocodiles, and plant trees up the slopes in which koalas, quolls and numbats gambol playfully. I live in a small treehouse at the top.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on December 10, 2019, 11:32:07 AM

That sounds quite pleasant actually. I go off to console Stallone, Lundgren, Schwarzenegger et al

Jubal's Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 10, 2019, 09:14:27 PM

I continue resting in my treehouse. I like my treehouse. The world is peaceful and good. I even invite Tusky and Stallone et al around for tea and we watch majestic herds of wallabies bouncing across the distant plains together.

My hill  :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on December 13, 2019, 02:41:35 PM

I arrive bringing scones and fruitcake to have with the tea

Still Jubal's hill, but now With Scones

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2019, 02:43:10 PM

I eat some scones and serve tea to everyone

My hill of peace and teatime :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on December 16, 2019, 06:05:42 PM

ENOUGH OF THIS.

I summon forth jack frost, who at my behest storms the tranquility of the hill with a blizzard and snowpeople.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 16, 2019, 11:48:54 PM

I summon Jack Sh!t, who storms your hill with, uh, his own unique equivalents to Jack Frost's powers.

My (clothespeg firmly on nose) hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on December 17, 2019, 01:23:13 PM

I use your S to summon the Golothan from the film: Dogma. Being in it's element it hurls S about and causes an even greater stench than a peg is able to withstand, causing you to flee.

I then use a flamethrower to incinerate the top layer of the hill to try and get rid of the pong, and then install it as a defensive installation. I also spray a bit of febreeze about to try in vain to remove the smell of toasted S

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on December 17, 2019, 02:52:16 PM

I summon Jack Straw, who has you seized and taken to a secure location under authoritarian New Labour anti-terror laws for your use of a flamethrower.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 01, 2020, 07:38:27 PM

I disguise myself as a different victorian mammoth in order to escape confinement. Once free I unleash a horde of bees upon the hill.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 02, 2020, 11:21:06 AM

I unleash a horde of wasps, which unlike bees are assholes and thus win the battle.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on January 06, 2020, 06:03:11 PM

i bring a lot of sugar jars, which the wasps immediately all crawl into.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 08, 2020, 01:56:34 PM

I bring a lot of sugar jar lids, which I screw firmly onto the jars, trapping the satiated wasps. I then ship the wasps, jars, lids and all to a very distant hill where the wasps can be safely released. I then bring in a conventional military force, and refortify the hill, using existing and new defences.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 10, 2020, 01:45:07 PM

I counter your conventional weapons with extremely unconventional ones. I take out the first row of defences using a Hydro rainbow laser. I then use: splendid lasso of heightened quantum +1 to incapacitate the remainder.   I scale the hill with the new defence force: Buckaroo Banzai riding a plasmic griffon whilst he is simultaneously playing electric guitar and practicing karate moves.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 10, 2020, 08:53:20 PM

I send in Dandelion from the Witcher to have a bard-off with Buckaroo Banzai, which he wins due to not being distracted by practising karate. I gather a large band of bards and we take over the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on January 20, 2020, 10:37:46 PM

I gather a large group of NPCs, which your bards are compelled by some deep inner instinct to attempt to seduce.

I then take the hill using a large flock of speciallyt trained battle Seagulls

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on January 20, 2020, 11:17:39 PM

I lure the seagulls away with strategically placed supplies of fish and chips, sandwiches and doughnuts. I then bring in my own group of pandas, and plant the hill with bamboo to ensure a long-term food supply. The pandas have no military effectiveness, but potential adversaries find themselves unable to attack the cute furry creatures.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 20, 2020, 11:22:17 PM

I put myself in stasis, wait a few hundred years until the pandas have died out from being too damn useless to be able to breed effectively, and then take over the hill. I have it guarded by the sphinx, because she owes me a favour.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 21, 2020, 09:07:09 AM

I arm myself with a :gollum: and wield his expert riddlecraft at the sphinx, who becomes defeated.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 25, 2020, 09:24:08 PM

I get Gollum to go drop himself into a dramatic volcano.

I take the hill with an army of the free peoples of Middle-earth! My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Ierne on January 25, 2020, 11:07:33 PM

The free peoples of Middle Earth are very easily distracted by Dark Lords. I get Vader to pretend to invade several miles away, and sneak up the hill while no one is looking

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 28, 2020, 10:05:11 PM

Vader is bad at only pretending to invade. He rolls over your hill, and the rest of the planet, with his dark legions. I offer in exchange for dominion over the hill the only thing known to be able to stop Vader's forces in their tracks, the thing Stormtroopers tell their kids as horror stories, the most terrifying force in the Star Wars universe. Yes, the hill is now garrisoned by Ewoks.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 29, 2020, 08:03:21 AM

I bring a young child armed with a nerf gun riding an old asthmatic mule. They are more than a match for your ewoks who nearly instantly rout.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on January 29, 2020, 10:03:25 AM

I bribe the mule with carrots and the young child with chocolate.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 05, 2020, 02:01:53 PM

I bring that helicopter from desert / jungle / urban strike and make many things explode

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2020, 02:48:14 PM

The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 09:52:55 AM

Eddie the eagle Edwards is coming! He does sort of ok in a skiing competition down the hill.

Which is now mine.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 10:53:26 AM

Uh, I use... a half decent Olympic standard skiier, who beats Eddie the Eagle and claims the hill for me.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 10:59:08 AM

I set fire to the hill, and send in some lava people to garrison it.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 11:15:35 AM

I send Greta Thunberg to berate you for the carbon emissions involved in needlessly burning an entire hill, until you slink away in shamr.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 11:39:06 AM

I retrain my lava people to use carbon neutral flames.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 12:38:37 PM

I ban them for flaming with the MIGHTY BANHAMMER OF THOR.

My hill :)

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 12:41:50 PM

I get Greta on your case about using the MBoT when everybody knows it was made using non ethically sourced materials.

I retake the hill with Acid people.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 01:08:04 PM

I pour baking soda on the hill, neutralising your forces :)  :caradilis:

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 01:13:12 PM

I regroup with some tornado people. Your powerful powders are powerless to stop them.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 01:59:40 PM

I get dwarves to build a shelter inside the hill, where the tornado cannot reach.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 02:56:25 PM

I infest the hill with turbo termites. They really hate dwarves.

My Hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 10, 2020, 03:20:15 PM

You come at ME? With TERMITES? In MY HOUSE?

:pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin:
 :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin:
 :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin: :pangolin:

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on February 10, 2020, 03:27:23 PM

I am afraid it was your house. I place a field filled with alluring looking termite mounds near the hill which draws away the Pangolins.

My Hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 11, 2020, 01:34:53 PM

I create a PANGOLEM, a giant pangolin statue made of living clay which will not be distracted by the termites, and it conquers the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on March 08, 2020, 12:32:07 PM

I employ the band "a flock of seagulls" to train a flock of female seagulls to use anti aircraft and other ordinance. The seagulls are also beflocked with defensive fibres

The flock of seagull's flocked flock of seagull girls attacks with flak, and retake...

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 10, 2020, 12:58:44 PM

The seagulls roost on the hill, and revert to their natural behaviour, i.e. stealing your fish & chips and bombarding you with their own aerial ordnance. You flee from the hill, pursued by the ever-hungry gulls.

I move in to the unoccupied hill, and install colonies of red pandas and pangolins to demonstrate my peaceable intentions.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 10, 2020, 01:42:30 PM

I subvert my loyal pangolins as allies to my cause, and they come to you presenting a list of demands among which is that I be given the hill. You are forced to comply because otherwise they would look at you with very little sad faces and make you feel bad.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 11, 2020, 03:18:11 PM

The red pandas are not subverted, though, so they look at you (and the pangolins) with their little sad faces instead. You decide to relinquish the hill to me.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 17, 2020, 10:36:29 AM

I introduce sousliks to join the looking-sad war, giving me two species to one in my favour.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on March 26, 2020, 08:45:26 PM

The witch returns once again, finding the right hill this time, and uses an eternal happiness potion on everyone. Nobody is sad anymore and I am crowned Queen of the Hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on March 30, 2020, 09:21:10 AM

Having waited a sufficient length of time for the happiness potion to wear off, I hire an elite team of spin doctors to capitalise on the ensuing malcontent. You are ousted as queen of the hill. I then equip the spin doctors with pea shooters and Papier-mâché shields. I put them at base of the hill as defensive "cannon fodder" because I hate them.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2020, 10:21:55 AM

I use carefully placed blasts from a wind cannon to counteract the motion of your spin doctors, rendering them still. Having stopped spinning, they are just doctors, so I give apples to them on a daily basis as the time-honoured way of removing them from the field.

I then bring in a crack team of unemployed hairdressers, take over the hill, and declare social lockdown due to the pandemic so nobody else is allowed to come near.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on March 30, 2020, 01:00:59 PM

With my sorcery magic, I create vaccine cannons, and immunise everyone. They are no longer afraid of the pandemic, break your lockdown and overthrow you. As the healer of all of society, I am hailed as Queen of the Hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 31, 2020, 11:37:56 PM

I point out that society should not be reliant on one person for healthcare, and bring an army of unemployed doctors to take over the hill.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on April 01, 2020, 05:39:42 PM

I point out that magic is always the answer to everyone's problems, your doctors politely nod, get out of my way and let me do my magic stuff...

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on April 01, 2020, 07:40:35 PM

I win over a team of Wizards by baking them a carrot cake. In thanks they help assault the hill with powerful spells that are a match for yours.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on April 03, 2020, 09:56:40 AM

I am annoyed now... But as Shakespeare has so wisely said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" No army is a match for me. I take the hill back all on my own.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 03, 2020, 04:46:13 PM

You get too lonely due to the isolation on the hill and decide you need a hug. I have cunningly subverted an army of small cuddly humans and animals, who come in to keep you company and then hand the hill over to me while you are distracted.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on April 03, 2020, 06:27:54 PM

I have received an upgrade called "hug". I am now even more unstoppable than before. I take back the hill, you can offer no resistance.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on April 04, 2020, 12:27:53 AM

I attempt to subvert your bullish pomp and bluster using a swarm of high fiving 80s skater folk.

Their brightly coloured clothes and lack of phones overcomes your vague unstoppableness.

My hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on April 04, 2020, 11:45:35 AM

I decide I have had enough of this sillyness. I take my true form as a gigantic periwinkle blue dragon and roast the hill with blue fire. I then burrow inside and build myself a nice cave to live in.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on April 27, 2020, 10:10:46 AM

I gather a horde of ants, and introduce the to the hill. They make it, and much of your cavern, their home. You are forced to vacate due to their itching and endless industriousness.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 27, 2020, 03:49:13 PM

I introduce an anteater. It is very fluffy and also eats all the ants. I move into the cave with my anteater.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Caradìlis on May 01, 2020, 01:33:25 PM

I befriend the anteater and move back into the hill.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on May 06, 2020, 10:55:31 AM

I flood the hill with more anteaters, all of which try and befriend you likewise. Whilst you are distracted by the anteaters, I take over the hill and build a castle on it.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Othko97 on October 17, 2020, 09:33:15 PM

I infest your castle with ants, and turn the anteaters against you. We storm the castle together, for the hill and for dinner.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 17, 2020, 11:17:04 PM

I bring in the pangolins, which are like anteaters but armoured. We win a mighty victory.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: DeepCandle Games on October 18, 2020, 07:22:31 AM

I employ moles to tunnel their way in, upon exiting we roll the pangolins down the slopes

my hill

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on October 19, 2020, 04:17:10 PM

I discover that you breached a minor aspect of legal code when employing the moles, and join with the chamber of commerce and unions to bring an employment suit against you on their behalf, depriving you of your workforce.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on February 26, 2021, 07:04:06 PM

Months have passed, which must be geological aeons on the timescale of this most unfortunate of hills. It has surely been weathered away and recreated by geological processes, perhaps more than once. As such, it is now unoccupied - terra nullius, I believe.

Therefore, I can simply plant my flag in it and claim it. My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 27, 2021, 11:36:16 AM

I see your appeal to terra nullius and raise you my appeal to ius pholidota.

Which is to say, I invade the hill with pangolins.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 01, 2021, 09:18:27 PM

I lay out extensive supplies of ants and other prime pangolin foodstuffs, and lure away your pangolin army.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 02, 2021, 05:49:14 PM

I reveal that the hill was secretly an anthill all along, causing your wiles to be overthrown and the pangolins to return.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 08, 2021, 09:04:06 AM

I persuade the ants to overthrow their pangolin masters.

Their hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on March 13, 2021, 09:17:46 AM

I use a kettle to thward your ants.

I sumon a huddle of Walruses to stand guard over the crest with their mighty blubber

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 13, 2021, 01:26:55 PM

I call my friend the Carpenter, who is easily able to persuade the walruses to take a walk, with the promise of meeting some oysters. The hill is undefended...

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 13, 2021, 04:51:22 PM

I also call the Carpenter, and tell him that your joists are full of dry-rot. He duly nails them into place, but goes through a cable, shorting a circuit and leaving the Hill without power. I move in with the Electrician, Glazier, Painter and Gas-man to take over.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on March 18, 2021, 06:31:55 PM

You have failed to recruit the Plumber, who kindly agrees to turn off the water supply for me. You and your assorted tradesfolk are forced to abandon the hill due to thirst.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2021, 09:31:43 AM

I tell the plumber that the princess is in another castle, forcing him to leave to rescue her in some sort of zany classic platforming adventure.

I reclaim the hill along with a clan of water nymphs to ensure no future supply shortages.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on April 11, 2021, 10:42:24 AM

I use a salt cannon to dehydrate and dessicate the nymphs, and guard against any snail or slug based attacks.

My hill.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on April 11, 2021, 12:56:52 PM

Side note: why isn't there a major salt based supervillain? So many "are you just feeling salty about this, Count Saline?" terrible puns on offer.

I start a salt and vinegar crisp factory and turn all your salt into delicious crisp products, leaving you defenceless. I then use the assault cannon that you probably intended to order when you got a salt cannon, and conquer the hill with actual artillery.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Glaurung on October 29, 2021, 11:04:10 PM

After long silence, I encounter an abandoned hill on my travels, adorned with an unexpected crisp factory and assault cannon. In the absence of any occupants, I move in myself, bring the crisp factory back into production, and ready the cannon for any necessary defence.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on February 05, 2022, 09:11:08 PM

I encounter an abandoned crisp factory, defended by rusted cannon, a relic of an age long past. I sell it to the National Trust, who defend it with trained guard hedgehogs and make me the site manager.

My hill!

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Tusky on January 31, 2024, 11:09:37 AM

I earn the trust of the national trust's regional manager. I persuade them to allow me access to the premesis on the hill so that I can run a sponsored bake sale.

My nefarious intentions become clear when the bake sale opens. Instead of hungry punters coming up the hill, it is a pack of hedgehog hating poodles. They scare away the unprepared guard hedgehogs.

Along with my new pack of guard poodles, I consolidate my defenses with the cakes, which it turns out are not edible cakes at all, but motion detecting automated turrets which are programmed to destroy any intruders.

Title: Re: King of the Hill
Post by: Jubal on March 30, 2024, 09:47:27 AM

For your initial line, the ranged cake-turret defences, the answer is simple: with them being automatic and motion-detecting, they will not manage to distinguish between a real enemy and a fake one. Thus I simply make a large number of papier mache copies of myself, with the help of Neil Buchanan from classic British children's TV show Art Attack, and keep sending the infinite number of ones he turned out to have made earlier into the fray until your cakes run out of bullets.

As for the poodles, I considered simply throwing a stick very far from the hill but I'm unconvinced they'd bother to chase it, so instead I'll simply throw in a Best Dog In Show rosette much in the manner of Eris' apple in Greek Mythology and watch as the united poodle front collapses in the face of their own vanity.

I will now seek to defend the hill with giant papier mache walls and cardboard cut-outs, because Neil Buchanan needs something to do these days.