Exilian
Off-topic and Chatter: The Jolly Boar Inn => General Chatter - The Boozer => Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! => Topic started by: Jacos on April 09, 2010, 10:37:34 AM
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You must combat the person who posted above you with a silly responce, etc
Guy1: Flying spaghetti monster!
Guy2: Bite my shiny SSM! (Spaghetti Seeking Missile)
Guy3: Yeah? Kiss my god powers!
Guy1: Atheism activate!
Guy3: I use convertion!
Guy2: I use convertion on you!
Guy4: I nuke you all, bitches!
Guy1: no fair :(
I'll start us off.
I activate my +1 mace of stamina! Take that!
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I activate my +6 Longbow of Accuracy :P. I win? lol
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I use my +20 boots of break dancing and you miss .lol
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Activate Simon Cowell!
"I'm sorry, you fail at Break Dancing. Next!"
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*Enter "Girl from American Idol"*
YES! you can go on to the next competition! lol
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I counter attack with the terrible singing twins jedwood
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I counter with earmuffs! Oh the joy of piece and quiet!
Also, its *cough* Jedward......
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While you are deaf and unable to hear me sneaking up behind you, I hit you with a +55 rubber duck of quackishness!
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LUFTWAFFEL!!! :D
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I eat luftwaffles for breakfast. :P
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I use my +10 Penis of Brute Sexiness!
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Not now, dammit man! I'm having breakfast!
I call the dashed british army, don't y'know old chap!
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*talks into radio*
This is Doctor Dastardly, we are go for the bombing run.
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Gets the brainiac team in, they have about 20 ways to kill a radio :)
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I take out of +4 Rifle of Fear and start taking pot shots at them, reducing their moral by 5d5%, I can reduce their moral up to 25% per turn, and my critical shot effect can instantly make an enemy route, called the "Retreat!" effect. It also has 1d20 damage and a 85% hit chance due to a +1 Scope of Undying Perception. It also has a 1d6 damage bonus versus humanoids and giant floating heads due to Silver Bullets of the Human Slayer.
After several turns, most of your braniacs are either dead, running away or are trying to climb over their dead bodies to get to the radio.
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I take out the the +50 Nuke of Explodiness, with a 99% chance of Critical hit that also deals 9d20 when critical. It has an area of several kilometers. I win
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I unleash an army of cockroach minions.
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I use my tiny mind control helmets to turn them upon you!
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I get a large ban-hammer out and threaten you all with my incompetent Admin power. :D Watch out I may accidentally Warn you. Ask debux, I swear it was all an accident.
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Lol, somehow I always end up posting right after you. You better hide your accounts, your PC's, there's a wild admin lurken' out there
No-one has ever beaten my level 99 in farming
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Sure I can, I have a level 99 in flooding. That stopped all the farmers for a week over here.
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I activate the Ice Age spell, freezeing your flood waters before they reach me
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So that means my level 99 in farming prevails!
I R WINNAH
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Nah Ice Age would stop you from farming. Then again, your are really, damn good at it, right? ;)
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BUt what about a blazing inferno that burns the crops and the ice!
I win!
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Using the Power of Dance I open a portal to a parallel universe, where I rule as the supreme Dance Lord.
There now I don't have to deal with you. :P
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Wow. :unsure:
Anyway, I'll take my Bolt Thrower of +2D20 Dancing Critique and shoot it into your alternate dimension.
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I then take a normal pistol and shoot u dead and therefore take over the world!
insert evil laugh
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Your evil laughter wakes up the Destroyer of Worlds. Have fun ruling a few blasted atoms.
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But suddenly I have the power to make these atoms expand and they become new worlds for me to rule
Insert more evil laughter
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But these are only uranium atoms, that means the only planet that will be created is Uranus (Haha?), planet that I have bought. Therefore, I own the sole planet in the universe you intended to rule.
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Uranus' atmosphere is almost pure methane. Just flick a match in and KA-BOOM! Uranus just got torched. (Hahahahaha lol)
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He didn't set the flame it was me and V.
We go out for a good bit of arson at the weekend.
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.... and i follow just behind with a fire engine to put out those fires!!
Arson is against te law.....
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V throws his knives into your face.
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I use the force and they come straight back at ya
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There is a disturbance in the force. This disturbance forces you to shudder and wince. And then my thunderhawk gunship lands on you while you're out of action.
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Then I summon a tornado WITH MY FRIGGEN MIND and your gunship ends up in New Zealand, a new home for the koalas residing there
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There are no koalas in New Zealand mate. Just sheep.
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I put a male and female koala in New Zealand and watch them multiply!
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I transport the armed population of Texas to New Zealand.
All fluffy animals are dead within the week.
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Actually Goldy koalas are notoriously picky about habitat. There are only something like 5 different species of gum tree they actually eat. And as far as I know, New Zealand doesn't have any gum trees. So no those koalas would head across and die within twelve years.
On the other hand wombats are the most underestimated animal on the face of the earth. I mean they don't look at all vicious. They're like dog-sized, vegetarian bears that waddle around. And occasionally bite people's kneecaps. Look up wombat attack on Youtube and you'll see what I mean. They charge people.
As far as reply goes, I stand by, the Texas military is no match for my atomic, kamikaze wombat army.
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Tasmanian Devils! To me!
Let us do battle, if you dare.
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Tasmaian Devils are renowned for the fact that they are badly inbred and susceptible to disease. My wombat army has scientists just like any army. So we just come up with a virus that only affects Dasyurids. Tasmanian Devils, Numbats, (But they dont serve a purpose anyway) and Bilbies the world over are consumed in silent death. BIOLOGICAL WARFARE FTW!
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But you Wombats never expected the Spanish Inquisition, therefore all their research is burned in name of god, the pope and waffles
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My Moorish army will kill all of your petty Spaniards and take over Spain.
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All units mobilise! Badger Brigade!
Go! Go! Go!
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I summon the hidden zombies of Google
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It doesn't matter what millenium you're in, a chainsaw will always be the best way to take out zombies.
Evil Dead Chainsaw Arm Regiment, CHARGE!!!
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Undead birds, drop out of the sky and kill that Evil Dead Chainsaw Arm Regiment.
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Undead cats arrive and eat all of your undead birdies.
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Badger Brigade!
Deploy Flamethrowers!
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My uncle used to drive a Flamethrower.
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W.T.F? :blink: :blink: :blink:
Undead, Bird-eating Cats! Deploy Wombat Skirmishers!
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I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
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I summon the mighty zerg rush
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I summon a Red Giant and it submerges you all but I escape.
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I summon a submarine that hunts you while you escape
(it also has wings if you didn't escape through the water :P )
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I escaped through space. A red giant is a big big big star.
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And I summon NightAngel, the star-devoiuring C'Tan! Uranus is saved Debux! LOL! :P (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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The core of your a... I mean Uranus expludes and gets phoenixguard09 and NightAngel in the blast.
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No matter I'll just lurk in the warp for a few years to regenerate. I can wait.
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And I'm a Phoenix, so I can't be killed by fire.
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Than I incinerate you instead.
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Your logic is flawed you implode.
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But my avatar is too sexeh for you guys
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Your spelling is flawed you implode.
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HAHAHAHAHA! That was classic. :D
And yes, Mark, you're sure you want to set FIRE to a PHOENIX? That can't be hurt with FIRE?
Anyway, yep, I'm still alive and will burn you all.
Except Debux. He's a fellow Bunnyist.
And NightAngel. He's also a fellow Bunnyist, and we must embrace our seperatist brothers. That and he's funny.
So yes, turns out I'm pretty much just burning Markorgis, but that's ok, because he set fire to me.
Payback's a bitch eh?
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Lol. But you said it's impossible to set fire to a Phoenix. So in the end the Phoenix agrees to be burned.
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Nightangel gave Phoenixguard a rawst berry.
Phoenixguard ate the rawst berry.
The burn was healed.
Ah Pok
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So I burned you to cinders.
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Nightangel used hydro pump!
It's super effective!
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I use my pookey-ball
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The wild Nightangel was caught!
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Then taken to jail.
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Together with Khan, for not eating his veggies
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And Debux, for saying that I wouldn't eat broccoli.
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You didn't eat your carrots though, which is sacrilegious
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You didn't pray before eating which is sacrilegious.
Only 5x on this topic. Nightangle got in the way
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I build a giant wall of combo breaking.
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Then I destroy it with my... combo-builder?
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And then I add to your combo building.
2x
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I whack your combo round with my Pimp Cane.
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But then I use my dog whistle to render you useless and return the combo building to it's original place
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Then I, again, add to the combo and my Necropost log.
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But I use lag powers, to render your internets useless
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I use someone else's.
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I use advertisement, so the pop ups block you stealin' some lags
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I run to my Minecraft world where everything is perfect.
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I come into your server and start griefing you.
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I get my Diamond sword and armour to grief your griefing
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I get my Diamond sword and armour to grief your griefing.
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You fall for my cunningly placed TNT trap a long way from spawn and lose your sword and armour.
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I build a massive cave system that only I know the way though.
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I simply seal the ends of your cave system with duct tape.
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I jump out of Minecraft and into Age of Empires 2.
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I absolutely rape your AOE II army with my teutonic knights and paladins.
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I turn the PC off. ;)
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I turn it back on! Hah!
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But you inadvertenly give it the PC equivalent of AIDS.
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I cure AIDS with my magic powers.
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This is your magic powers:
(http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2227544.jpg)
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At least it's more magic than posting on a forum.
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Debux, wth are you doing editing my posts? >:(
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;D sorry, I was just curious why I couldn't see the pic you posted, I tried making it work, but failed. So (I tried) leaving it where it was.
*It was supposed to be secret!*
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Shoulda hit the cancel button then, now we all know your secret.
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Yeah, when I saw that my mini modification didn't work, I said "Aw, scr*w this" and put it back where it was.
Anyhow, going back to the main topic: but with my super powers I make the forum come to life. You were saying that posting in forums isn't magic?
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I get hit by a truck...
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We all laugh? :D
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Our laughter makes you fall off a cliff
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I land safely at the bottom due to my cat/ninja/elf/monkey? powers. I continue to laugh at all of you at the top of the cliff.
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I glue Portugal together once again... right on top of you. Then I take off the scaffolding I had it on, and it falls on you. Portugal explodes (again)
(Didn't expect you to bring Portugal here again xD )
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I pick up all the pieces of Portugal, (takes forever) and then throw them at you guys standing at the top of the cliff.
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But then I use the Laos pieces to shield us from the Portugal pieces. Because of gravity and my awesome gifs, the Portugal pieces fall on top of you.
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I dodge to the side as Portugal flies by. In pieces.
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You forgot the fact that Belarus is directly below the cliff. As soon as you say what you posted, you plummet down to eternity, as what you were standing on before was actually Belarus (yeah, I know I said the same twice :P )
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So the cliff was really the border of Belarus and where? And I'm plummeting through eternity, where I'd have a really good joke but you don't read my script-fic so I won't bother. :)
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Not knowing what a script-fic is, I teleport right next to you to ask you. Once I get the answer, I take out my reserve dynamite and give it to you, and then teleport to safety once again
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I then teleport to your side, light the dynamite, shove it in one of your numerous pockets before teleporting to safety myself.
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But you don't notice I grab on to you as you teleport back "to safety". We're both blown to smithereens, but I'm the only one with an extra life. You (or whats left of you) is nowhere to be seen
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I reconstitute over the next 2.4563 billion years. By now, you're all dead. And I'm lonely.
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A rift opens in real space and out steps yours truly.
“Hi guys what going on in this thread?”
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I reincarnate as a mouse. You're all scared to death and run away. Even Nightangel.
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But then I come back as an existential cosmic-warp-horror-entity-thing. You're all scared to death by my non-euclidean angles. You all run away. Including NightAngel.
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But I use my Rally function for being the captain of my stack, and am able to recall everyone that was running away. Nightangel as well. We all charge at you, getting the insane bonus that one gets in RTW (yes, now we're in the TW world). Nightangel too.
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Your Rally function doesn't work, just like every time I try to use it in either RTW or M2TW. You all continue to run. Even NightAngel.
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I stand still with a blank expression of my face and ask. "WHERE THE HELL AM I!!"
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You spin around and see a sign - "Muffin Hell" it reads.
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"YUMMYYYYY!!!" I say with a sudden craving. "WHERE ARE THOSE DOOMED MUFFINS!!"
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In the oven apparently.
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"Fools!
You’re in my world now, not your world!
And I’ve got friends on the other side"
Zombie muffins rise to claim your soul.
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Zombie muffins rise to claim your soul.
Nicely done. ;)
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I eat the zombie muffins.
Off-topic: 1600 POSTS! I'm ahead of Debux now! Poor Debux...
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I eat Phoenixes... too bad for you. Have a nice vacation in my belly.
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I am a girl, the only girl. I win.
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1 against the rest of us... you lose.
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Nah mate she's a girl. It never works like that with girls.
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Yeah... you know... there is the problem of where to hit... mate. :)
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Exactly... mate. :P
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Not much too follow off there...mate ;)
( Oh yeah, I went there. )
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*follows off*
(Just cus we pushed you XD)
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Does this mean I win?
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*Phoenix loses* NO!! YOU DO NOT!!
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Ok then.
NOW I WIN! MWHAHAHAHAHA
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BUT I WANT TO WIN!!
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WTF ARE YOU WINNING???
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NO IDEA!!!
BUT I'M WINNING IT ANYWAY!!!
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AAHHH!!! YOU WIN A LOSE!!!
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I don't care if it's a lose. (Whatever a lose is.) I still won it.
YEAH! :P
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WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!
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Windows 95
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AUTO LOSS!!!
I AM THE ONLY TRUE WINNA!!
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You win by losing the heck out of everyone.