FInd a reason why the previous person should be banned. Make your reasons as stupis, inflammatory, and outrageous a you want (within reason guys though).
Banned for posting alot of weird and spam-y topics ;)
Banned for banning the Root Admin.
banned for complaining about boobs
QuoteDripping, this is a PG-13 forum careful on the mammary regions there.
:(
banned for mentioning boobs :P
banned for banning me for mentioning boobs
:(
Banned for taking so long to register here after MM went down :P .
Banned for banning people.
banned 4 hating mario + croatia u cock
[size=14]Banned.[/size]
i should hope he's banned(lego indy), but i ban jubal for using bold writing
Banned for being quackers.
lol nice 1
banned for saying quackers (it my word!!!) :lol:
Banned for posting tasty meat images.
banned for suggesting duck as a good meal (and not even being Chinese)
Banned for saying duck isnt a good meal.
banned for..... for..... having over 100 posts!
(beat that one)
banned for inactivity ;) (Hah!)
banned for your activity
Banned for stopping our activivty with CJD.
banned for disliking lucy pinder (superman)
Banned for hilarius avatar.
banned for saying the libarian is hilarious
(discworld knowledge required)
banned for just being dripping d <_<
banned for likeing ducks
Banned for likeing apes.
banned for disliking your own species
Banned for being ginger!
banned for being gingist
Banned for not using proper english vocabulary!
banned for being a short arse
Banned for swearing.
banned for being a noob
Banned for being a "james may's favourite word"
banned for looking like james may
P.S at least i have one
Banned for being a mini george bush! :lol:
banned for being a mini gordon brown
Banned for being a pikey!
banned because this is becoming a nice little duel.
banned for interfering with our duel
Banned for not banning me!
banned for having a warhammer army in which WS 6 is rare
Jubal-Banned for making us argue.
Drippy banned for being a donkey.
Jubal banned for being Jubal
VS banned for being a newt
Banned for being more hairy than me! :zegun:
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100 posts
anyway
banned for having scales
Banned for having more posts than me.
banned for havin so few posts
Banned for being on longer than me
banned for not joining sooner
Banned for being a citizen
banned for only being a member
Everyone except us are banned for not joining in on our fight!
Drippy banned for liking jubal in a sexual way!
banned for being perverted
Banned for spamming this thread.
banned for not finding the spamming of the thread funny
Banned for banning jubal
yay im gettin posts up!
Banned for not banning any1
Banned for banning yourself!
Banned for banning yourself for banning yourself!
Banned for banning urself
(im bored and gettin posts up)
someone join me!
banned for spamming
vanned for having a sig that promotes burning people
Can we ban? i havent found a button for Tzakones... :(
Banned for lack of a ban button. :lol:
banned for saying there is a lack of ban button we all we need to do is raise their warning to pressure admin to ban said person
lol, the warning thing doesnt really work. It goes straight from 0 to 100, and doesnt really do anything.
banned for loling
lol, lol, lol... banned for not loling
Banned for being Vile.
banned for being jubal
banned for having many more posts than me, all due to spammmming
banned for complaining about pitifully few posts
can we just ban VS and force him to make a new account??
banned for mentioning pitiful
banned for thinking pitiful is an insubstantial word XD
Banned for using " Unrecognized term value=0 'XD' "
your both banned for confusing me! :huh:
banned for lack of knowledge to not be confused
banned for dripping everywhere
I cleaned up just last week :o
:D
Banned for cleaning, a little dirt never heart anyone.
Banned for filth.
banned for being to clean
Banned for being so fussy about dirt.
Banned for suggesting Starbucks is a an immoral capitalist take-over company :P
banned for using big words
banned for being simple
banned for thinking simple = bad.
Banned for not using a capital letter
banned for not having a real avatar ;)
Banned for not using a full stop.
Banned for stumping me in what to ban you for.
Banned for quoting Kung Fu Panda ;)
Banned for getting my sig wrong ;)
banned for the rather emo new message in his sig
Banned for discrimination against emos. ;)
banned for taking my reason to ban CN2 too seriously, I had nothing else I could think of
Banned for thinking of nothing else.
Banned for changing your sig each time its mentioned in this thread
banned for not changing your sig often
banned for being a hypocrite
banned for calling me a hypocrite
WOOT!! 200 posts!!
Banned for being so happy about 200 posts.
Banned for being a spoilsport.
banned for not posting in this thread enough
Banned for posting in this thread too much.
banned for thinking that you can post in this thread too much
Banned for beating me to it in the 'beat the person above you' thread ;)
banned for being beaten to it by me of all people
Banned for assuming you are slower than all people.
banned for assuming I don't know I'm not the slowest around
(there were 3 people in my PE class who did 100m in over 30 seconds)
OMG! Banned for having 3 people in your class that did the 100m in over 30 seconds,and because I can in this thread :D
banned for saying 'oh my god' and using a smiley in the same post
banned for banning myself to test out this fast reply system
banned for making me use the fast post system
banned for being so easily influenced by other peoples actions
Banned for being beaten to use the fast reply button.
banned for keep going on about fast reply
banned for setting CN2 on fire
Banned for not bringing the bucket of water with you
banned because I gave you the the bucket of water to bring, and you didn't
Banned because no-one has extinguished me yet :(
banned for expecting to be extinguished without asking, or at least screaming in pain
Banned for not taking note of my avatar :lol:
banned for not using simple fire safety knowledge
STOP - DROP - ROLL
the correct way to react to being set on fire
Banned for not telling people to stop-drop-roll earliier.
banned for posting at 10:00 AM to the nearest minute
(I want to get away from banning due to CN2s predicament)
banned for complaining about timing
banned for thinking Jubal timed it rather than having a coincidental happening
Banned for thinking I didn't time it to the second...
banned for banning over such a pathetic subject :P
banned for thinking a pathetic subject is not worth banning
banned for originally thinking this pathetic subject wasn't worth it
banned for contiuing the banning about the pathic subject
Banned because you have more posts than me :blink:
banned for re-using an old reason and being unimaginative
banned thinking that being unimagitive is bad
banned for not realising it is, look at all the crud unimaginative carbon copy games being released
banned for you (and most others) for haveing more posts than me
Banned for using the same banning purpose as 5 posts ago.
banned because you re-used a reason first
banned because it seems everyone is running out of ideas
banned for accusing us all of running out of ideas
(to prove) banned for inappropriate display of man boobs in an avatar
banned for not realising its not a man but an orang-utan
banned for not appreciating my desperate grasping for ideas
Banned for being too desperate.
banned fo being a candle
banned for suggesting owls are capable sailors
banned for being a gimp
Banned for using a word I dont know :S
Banned for not being so corrupted by the internet
Banned for being too corrupted by the internet.
banned for not realising that the internet can corrupt alot worse than I am (mainly by avoiding 4chan)
banned for banning self in an attempt to renew interest in this thread
Banned for renewing a thread that obviously no-one likes.
I rest my case
banned because I have an interest in this thread, so you're wrong
Banned for saying im wrong! HMP!
Banned for being wrong
:s banned for me and you being the only ones posting in this thread... we must love banning people
Banned for using a smiley to start a post
banned for a spam duel
Banned because you had a spam duel first
banned for using too little imagination to ban people with
Banned for the hell of it,
banned for being a devil worshipper
Banned because I bet yu dont know the devils number (no its NOT 666)
banned because i know the devils number
616
P.S did u hear about the moscow bus company that changed its bus route 666 to 616 :P
I HAVE BEEN EXTINGUISHED!
Cheers Stormcloud :D
Banned because you are the first person EVA to get that right...
banned for being atonished that i was first person to get it right
P.S i think Jubal knew as well also it was on QI
banned for knowing some of the obscure knowledge that I know as well
three cheers for QI :D
Banned for watching a QI i didnt see...
(i read it in a book)
banned for not watching enough QI
Banned because I know every question in the whole QI series
(the book was QI's inspeartion and every question in the show is from that book)
banned because the magic that is QI is in the show with Steven Fry and Alan Davis
Banned because the book is written by both of them
banned because it only has a foreword by Steven Fry and Four words by Alan Davis
If its the one I'm thinking of (the book of general ignorance)
banned for not quoting alan davis' fourwords 'is this enough steven?'
Banned as I was neither asked or required to quote the four words by Alan Davis, and neither where you
Banned because im bored :D
banned for being bored
banned for banning someone for a state of being
banned because your owl isnt fluffy enough.
banned for 'baneeing' me
Banned because you are wrong :P
banned for defying the laws of physics with your avatar, the bucket should be covering the candle completely
Banned because there is a hand holding the bucket :D
banned for claiming there is a hand when no one can see the hand
Banned for demanding a hand be added to CN2s avatar
banned for wanting all the wonderful spam threads to be revived
banned for wishing to spam exilian.
banned cause I just want the fun threads built for spam to be revived not just mindless spamming of everything
banned for thinking mindless spamming is a bad idea
banned or inappropriate use of dog hair
Banner because whats that got to do with the price of eggs :blink:
banned for not shopping around to get cheaper eggs
Banned because how do you know I didnt get the cheapest eggs...
banned for thinking that you can get the cheepest (hahaha pun) eggs, knowing someone with chickens ftw !!!
Banned for confusing me...
Little baby chicks go cheep cheep lol
BANNED for being too confused.
Banned for doing a word in capital letters without justification
BAnnEd FoR neEdinG JuStiFIcATIon.
banned for typing like a fool
Banned because Mr T is the only one who can say FOOL,FOOL!
<_< banned for begin a hypocrite
Banned for doing something that you banned me for :P
banned because I was not hypocritical and have just been though this whole hilarious thread to find I have not banned you for being a hypocrite (just Dripping D till now)
Banned because you still didnt find why I banned you.
Its because you started with a smiley
banned.
...really... :(
both of you banned for not giving a silly banning to the previous poster
Banned for banning without just cause
banned for not realizing its a perfectly good excuse.
banned for contiuing a already tiresome style of banning
Banned for being a spoilsport
banned for no reason
Banned for a reason,but im not telling you what it is.
banned for not telling
Banned because your nosey
banned because you're waxy
banned because you two are always having some weird ban topic
banned because that's what this thread is for and I intend to use and abuse that privilege :D
THREAD ABUSE IS ILLEGAL! BANNED!
banned for all caps
Banned for no caps or full stop.
Banned for being a grammar Nazi.
Baned for saying nazi.
banned because I typed Nazi didn't say it and of course banned for hypocrisy
Banned for banning me 2 times.
Banned for being unable to count, I've banned you allot more than 2 times
Banned for not understanding what I meant,I was banning you for banning me 2 times in one post.
banned for not sufficiently explaining a previous ban
banned for thinking of that stupid reason.
banned cause all the reasons are stupid and pointless
Banned for posting of you think its stupid and pointless.
banned cause you don't realise how the whole of existence is ultimately stupid and pointless, for everything is to be superseded and forgotten
banned for changing the subject.
Banned for posting no 555 in this thread.
banned for setting yourself alight again
Banned because I already said it was you.
banned cause I put you out, why would I want to light you?
Banned for... um... having a naff sig
Banned for hesitation.
Banned for poilitical incorrectness towards speech impediments.
Banned for telling me my sig is naff.....
......
......
I already know that <_<
Banned for having 666 posts. Get thee behind me, Satan!
banned because 616 is the number of the beast, it's already been discussed on these forums (though admittedly you weren't here)
Banned for writing that filthy number.
Banned for being unable to spell properly.
Banned for criticising his spelling capabilities.
Banned because that is basically the entire objective of this thread
Banned for thinking there might be an objective in this thread.
Banned because there is obviously an objective stated by yourself.
Banned for FAIL
Banned for EPIC FAIL
banned for UBER FAIL
Banned for over use of internet memes.
Banned cause basically half the internet overuse memes, try banning all them
banned for voting to lynch me ont the mafia game.
banned for not given me any good reason to ban you.
bANNED FOR NOT THINGING OF ANY :lol:
banned for over useing capital letters.
Ooopps :D
Banned for not using enough caps. IE first letter D :
Banned for corecting "The One"
The One has never wrong.
Banned because Ididnt correct the one I corrected the chosen one.
Banned for lack of keyboard function
Erm like what...
Banned for not explaining.
Banned for not understanding.
Banned for wearing sunglasses inside the Boozer
banned for wearing a helmet inside the boozer
Banned for being an owl inside the boozer.
banned for being speciesist
Banned for being insensitive about my helmet hair
Banned because it looks more like plastic :P
Banned for not aprecietaing the subtle attractiveness of messy, low-res textured, low-poly helmet hair that is RTW.
banned for finding computer game characters attractive in the slightest
Banned for not.
Banned for saying what I was going to say
Banned for not being quick enough.
Banned for breaking the speed limit.
Banned because its a well established fact that CN2 can't drive, so he can't break the speed limit.
Banned for assuming I meant driving
banned as there is no other speed limit to ..... oh wait, he could sail to fast :lol: scratch that
Banned for assuming I assume anything
Banned for this ridiculous set of posts.
Banned because thats not a good enough reason.
banned for haveing mor eposts than me a usual lol :lol:
Banned for being unable to use the space bar correctly.
lol banned for thinking i can't use a space bar ! l o l (did it again rofl)
banned for thinking you CAN use a spacebar
Banned for attempting to control his thought processes by banning, him, thus reinforcing the inherent power structure whereby you proclaim yourself God and your minions must follow.
Banned for being a communist.
Banned for going political
Banned for not going political.
(and no, I'm not a commie)
Banned for being political and usining slang in the same post.
Banned for not letting him use slang.
banned from haveing a stick man hanging him self as your picture ;)
Banned for not liking my stickmen (they cool)
:D
:zegun: :zegun: :zegun: :zegun: banned for useing improper grammer in your name it should be goldyrules :lol:
Banned for being a hypocrite.
Banned for being nasty
banned for being impressionable
Banned cus i said so
Banned for bad spelling and grammar.
Banned for not bad spelling and grammar.
BANNED BECAUSE IM SICK OF HEARING THE SAME ONES OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AAAAARRRRGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned for yelling in the boozer.
BANNED CUS ITS A PUB/TAVERN AND YOU CAN YELL ALL YA WANT IN EM!
Banned cause your behaving inappropriately, do you want an ASBO?
Banned beacuse ' A'im Sarrey'
Banned for doing a silly accent.
Banned because its not an accent its just really hard to type what I want to say...
Banned for not trying hard enough.
Banned because I tried really really hard... :(
Banned for not being able to try hard enough
Banned beacause let soo you do it :P
Banned cause you can't soo me
I meant see!
banned cause you cant spell
Banned becaese you can spell.
Banned for having 500 posts and not celebrating the fact.
OMG!!! 500 POSTS!!!!!! 6 GREEN SQUARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Banned for not reminding me!
Banned because that's your duty
Banned for all having ridiculously large numbers of posts?
Banned for questioning yourself.
Banned for not letting question himself (he could be wrong)
Banned because I have 30 x more posts than you :lol:
Banned cause I have way more posts than you.
banned beacuse i can't remember my old signature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which pentagathus changed!!!
banned for overuse of exclamation marks
banned for not useing exclamation marks! :lol:
banned for trying to bribe pentagathus to give you more posts
Banned for being ugly
Banned for liking croatia
lol ye and dd i didnt bribe him i asked :lol:
goldyrulez is banned for haveing a name u cant say without saying he rules :angry:
banned for being obsessed with ducks!
GET A HOBBY!!
Banned for wanting him to get a different hobby to ducks
Banned for encouraging his unhealthy habits.
Banned for being too PC
(Politically correct, not private clerk)
banned for having nearly way more posts thea me due to my inactivity
Banned for being inactive even though your a tzakone
banned because somehow you are still citizen
I am not useful <_<
Banned because you are somehow still an orange ape
banned because i am in fact the most awesome orangatang ever THE LIBARIAN
banned because that makes you sound like an old wrinkled angry orange ape
banned for disrespecting the libarian
Banned for being the librarian
banned for denying my status as libarian
banned because I didn't deny it
banned because i meant disresecting
banned for not making sense
banned because they thought darwin didnt make sense but now look...
banned because your not presenting scientific theory, your spelling
banned beccause you are missing the point
banned because your missing a point the size of the sun
banned because you are using pretty much the same banning topic that always follows a lack of inspiration on this thread
banned because it's fun to see who runs out of theme first (I win)
banned because you are yet to win!
Banned because no-one wins
Banned because I win.
Banned beacuse now I win
banned because i have in fact won. (double gold platinum and one more than any of you lot can say, lock)
banned because we're all losers
banned because we arn't losers we're all special people
Banned because everyone is special
banned because your the most 'special'
Banned because I am the most special
banned because 'words will never hurt you'
Banned for saying words hurt me (ouch)
banned because you are weak
banned for being stronger than me
Banned for not working out enough
Banned for also being stronger than me
Banned for not sticking up for yourself.
Banned for not sticking up for me in the first place
Banned because I am now your personal bodygaurd.
Banned for being my own personal bodyguard (thanks!)
Banned for not appreciating me (sp?)
Banned for reminding me to appreciate you
BANNEDEZ FOR REVOLT!
Banned for also revolting!!!!!!
YAY! :lol:
Banned!
what am i banned for?
Banned for not saying what i am banned for!
Banned for being so presumeable
Banned for not be presumeable
Banned because you joined the mafia game
banned for having multiple spam duels
Banned because you had one too.
banned because its happening again
banned because it will always happen!
banned because things will change!
Banned because things wont change
banned because they always do
banned because this time they won't
banned because no matter what you say they will
banned because they definetly wont
banned because i cant be bothered to keep on going on about how things will change
banned beacuse things wont change and this is the last time i say it
good
banned because i said so
banned for being big headed
banned because i can't help it im an ape
banned because you can help it (you could squeeze you head in from all sides)
banned because it would kill me
banned because that would be a good thing
banned because i can ban you ( mod powers)
banned for beating me in election to get the mod powers
banned because i won it fairly
Banned because Gmd would have been an excellent moduckrator.
banned because if he became one our sigs would be wrecked worse
Banned because youre sigs cant get worse.
Banned because your attitude can't get worse
Banned because you take things to serious.
Banned for being member 18 and still having less posts than me
Banned for saying he hasn't got enough posts
banned because i have more posts!
Banned beacuse I have the 3rd most!
Banned because I have the 2nd most (or first if you count legitimate posts)
Banned for being first!
banned for having more posts than me
banned for having less posts than me, and not celebrating you 500th, marking your transition to 6 squares
Banned for having the most legitimate posts
banned for needing a bodygaurd
banned for being the third person to say i am weak
Banned for being stronger than me.
banned for being weak
Banned for being all high and mighty!
Banned for revolutionary ideas. How very dare you.
I'am Sorray!
Banned for threats!
banned for banning threats
Banned because I have just noticed that I think the add's at the bottom of the screen are made up by Jubal!
They are always something to do with the thraed name...
No, that's invisionfree's advertising, nothing to do with me.
It has quite humouruos results sometimes...
banned because they are often for mail-order brides
Banned for not finding that funny.
banned for having a strange sense of humor
Banned, therefore, for NOT having a strane sense of humour.
banned for using a rather rubbish ban
Banned for not posting in my promotion thread :D :P
banned because i never found it
Banned for not finding it.
Banned for no reason at all.
Banned for the same reason.
Banned for having a pic of Neo as your DP.
banned for having such a big avatar
banned for having such a small avatar
banned for having such a hairy avatar
All three of you banned for innuendo.
And evryone banned for NOT SENDING IN YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS SO NOW I HAVE TO START DAY WITHOUT THEM!
banned for getting annoyed
Banned cus I had to start day and you haven't posted in it yet.
? baned because i dont know what you are on about
Oh yeah.. I forgot.
Banned for not knowing what im going on about.
banned because i did post my night actions
banned for assuming people could think like you
Banned cus ... I wanna talk like you, I wanna walk like yoooouuuouou!
banned for kinda singing...
Banned for not singing, and being merry. Its the boozer after all.
Banned for not paying for that last beer
banned for spilling my pint
Banned for giving me a spilled pint.
banned for pissing in the sinks
Banned for washing your hands in the toilets
banned for eating the peanuts
THEY ARE MY PEANUTS
banned for the Ducks not allowed sign on the door! :angry:
banned because that sign is up to get rid of the likes of you
:( :( banned for trying to get rid of me
banned because talk obsessivly about ducks in a pub is not a good idea
Banned because being an orangutan in a pub is not a good idea either
presses "ban" button.
Banned cus I dont have a "ban" button.
banned because i cant ban you but can stop you posting
Banned because I have no power whatsoever.
baaned for having no poweer just like me
banned for having no power MHUAH HAHA
banned for having power
Banned for being the other competitor for the MM position.
banned because i am an MM
banned because you are the other competitor not me
?
banned because that dosent make sense
Banned because it does make sense because SC was there before me.
banned because how does that affect me?
banned because it affects you that either of us may be the same rank as you
banned because i could block you from posting for the duration of the election
banned for banning stormcloud :lol:
banned for banning me for banning stormcloud
Banned for forgeting I can still post if you ban SC, so there will still be one person who can be the same rank as you. :lol:
banned because i will do the same for you and anyone else that tries to run for MM
Banned for being a spoi sport
banned for not spelling spoil right
banned for being so picky
banned for not being picky enough
Banned for being non capitolised
banned because capitalism is bad
go forth comrades and spread the word of communism!
banned for uninteressting political babeling.
banned because it is interesting
P.S google two cows theory of politics
Banned for Ding in the boozer, Dripping is now allowed
lulz I have a poster of that (the cow politics one)
Banned for having a poster of 2 cowns
banned for repeated mis spelling (cowns?)
Banned for being in the cellar
Banned for being drunk.
*hic* Banned becash itch MY Booseher *hic* MY rulesh
Banned because this is no longer the boozer, its the cellar.
Banned for not realising Stormcloud's paying for the drinks anyway.
Banned because you guys need to pay your tabs, I have a bar to run XD
banned for not having the karoke night
Banned for charging the root admin for beer.
Banned for posting too late
banned for not getting a big TV to watch random assortment of sports on
banned because if you don't pay for your drinks, I cant get the money for one
banned because how is an orangutan meant to make money?
Banned for denying in 1 thread you are an orangutan and saying in this thread you are.
anned because ive had a freak accident with a highly volatile magical book
Banned for anning me
banned for whatting you?
Banned for anning me like so:
Dripping D Posted on Oct 4 2008, 09:32 PM
anned because ive had a freak accident with a highly volatile magical book
ahh soz didnt notice
banned for me not banning you properly before
Banned for sort of banning yourself
banned because im now banning you
Banned for a missuse of your powers as I have not offended the CoC.
banned because that is the entire point of this thread
Banned because we've been through this so don't start it again
Banned because DD was on holiday at the time.
banned because i didnt even realise i was on hoilday at the time and knowing that i was on holiday at the time :huh:
Banned for posting so mutch in this tread
Banned for having the same avatar as me
banned for banning yourself
Banned for getting in my way
banned for not realising i had posted
Banned for constantly beeing in this thread
Banned for not
Banned for not being me
Banned for being you.
banned for being
Banned because I would rather die than live forever.
Banned because you want to die
banned because you are all going to die!
banned because you will too
banned because i am not afraid of dying but want to live for a long time
Banned for not wanting to die young.
banned for being suicidal
Banned for not ebing.
banned for being the creator of this site that is probably ruining all of our social lives
Banned because you didn't think fo it first.
banned for typing in such a hurry to stay ahead of me you keep misspelling
Banned for no reason at all.
banned for banning without reason
Banned for asking me a reason.
banned for not requiring a reason
Banned for suggesting my power is not supreme.
banned for abusing for power
Banned for not giving aany reason why I shouldn't, especially condiering nobody's on this forum apart from 4 people and it's after half 9 at night,
Banned for thinking this ruins our social skills
banned because in ten years it will show...
Banned because social skills are user dependant
Banned because dependancy is bad
Banned because I didn't mean that kind of dependency.
banned because im losing track of things on this thread
Banned for not keeping track
banned because i don't need to keep track
Banned for not having a capitalised 'I'.
banned for raising the topic of grammer again
Banned because it's a perfectly good reason.
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for being repetitive
Banned for spamming.
You have no idea how tempting it is to edit all of those above posts into one big one lol.
Banned for spam
banned for banning the reason you are the highest poster on this site
Banned because then nobody would keep the spam threads active, meaning that nobody would visit as frequently, leading to the slow death of Exilian
Banned for missing the point completely
Banned because you would miss the point if it was 2 feet in front of you and the size of a barn door
Banned for having sense of humor
Banned for having a sense of direction
Banned for making no sense
Banned for making pies
Banned for insulting Andy's cooking.
Banned because I can't make pies
I can cook other things though.
banned for not being able to cook pies
mmmmm pie.....
Banned for salivating on my helmet
banned because it could do with a clean
True.
*spits and cleans with elbow*
Good as new. ;)
Banned for stealing my polish.
banned because IT WAS POLISH!!
urgh dont feel so good now
Banned for making me laugh
banned for laughing
Banned for crying
banned because i did not cry
Banned for not being in touch with your inner emotions
banned for accusing me of that
Having inner emotions? :P
Banned for denial
banned because living in denial has yet to affect me
Banned for being unaffected
Banned for being uninfected
Banned for being disinfected
banned for being.....fertile
banned for being innaffective
Banned for being effluent
banned because we are now finding and using words that some of us dont understand
Banned for having a low grammatical tolerance
banned for accusing me of such a thing
Banned because I bet you didn't known what I meant
banned because i wasnt really paying attention as i was doing a bit of junior astronomy
Banned because I really need to do washing but waiting for your posts has me glued here
banned for being unclean
Banned because it's my clothes not me, being away from home means I lose the magic clothes fairy
Banned for leaving home
Banned for being unadventurous
Banned for being unintelligent
Banned for being inflexible
Banned for having too many posts.
banned for having to few
Banned for not having links to lemonparty on your sig. Don't delete this one
Hey whats happened to the PM system?.
You are actually going to be banned if you dont stop talking about lemonparty
Banned because it is Pentys favourite party he shouldn't be banned for it
Banned for not using apostrophes.
Banned because I used all apostrophes I needed to "Penty's" would infer "Penty is"
Banned because I infer, you imply
Banned because
errrr
ummmm
.......
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-makes-a-raspberry-at-you1.jpg)
Banned for posting a picture.
Banned for not posting a picture
Banned for straining my mind in an earlier post (how can you operate your brain properly at that time?)
Banned for having a strained mind at ten o'clock
banned for not
Banned for knot
Banned for tie
Banned for Thai
Banned for being a necropheliac.
Let me guess, the next one is banned for not spelling necropheliac right?
Baned fro nott speeling NECROPHILIAC rihgt.
banned for being silly
Banned for being REALLY silly.
Banned for abusing Penty
Banned or smelling like goldfish :P
Banned for smelling like an angelfish
Banned for smelling bad
Banned for pelvic thrusting
banned for being an owl
Banned because being an owl isn't considered a sexual gesture
Banned because you dont know how to "warm up" properly (it is very relaxing as you can see by the stickman's face!!!!)
Banned for having to warm up to post.
banned because this is a pg13 forum watch the manditory areas
Banned because implying doesn't mean mentioning
banned becasuse the pic i used was only impliying and jubal nearly banned me for it
but it was a picture, not words
Banned for arguing among yourselves
I always said power-sharing was bad
Banned for being commie scum
Banned for being capitalist swine
Banned for calling capitalists pigs.
This beer is quite nice. :) (And yes it is legal. In my own home, from age five onwards. Go British drinking laws!)
Banned because I can call them what I like
(That was a bit random about the beer, but damn right, go British laws! I'll be 18 soon-ish anyway :P)
Banned because you are allowed to consume alcohol in your own home from the age of 5, mainly because of medicinal reasons
Banned because so are you
Banned because I can buy alcohol from a bar
Banned because alcohol will kill you all
Banned because, just cause I can, doesn't mean I do
banned because you will probably never remember the times you have bought alchohol *hic*
(go british drinkning laws!)
Banned for being tipsy
banned for being sober
banned for being downright pissed
banned for using offensive language
banned for not letting me use offensive language towards you
banned for doing so
banned for still ****ing me off!
Banned for having to asterisk your post
banned for not letting me
Banned because... I IS BAK!
Banned for bad english.
baned fur gd inglesh
Banned for silliness
Banned for being Andy.
Fair point!
Banned for being the admin.
banned for not
your'e banned for not!
Bring on the trumpets!!!
banned for trumpets ?
Banned for not BRINGing ON THE TRUMPETS!!!
banned because i dont get the thing about the trumpets
Banned because it is apparently some advert or something
banned because i cant think of anything
Banned for being brain dead
Banned for being silly about the prophecy, IT SHALL BE FULFILLED!
Banned for banning the Prophet
Banned because I didnt, I fulfilled it.
banned because who could be arsed?
Banned because some people belive such things
Banned. Ye shall all be banned by holy fire!
Banned because holiness is a reflex of the non-existent
banned for being the landlord
banned for playing the trumpets
banned for having an offensive avatar and a rubbish sig
Banned fo having a naked avatar
Banned for having an avatar wearing a little sailor suit
banned because i am cooler than u jks :lol:
Banned because ducks are sooooo not cool. Innit.
Banned for chavspeak.
banned for dissing me brutha speak
banned for abusing the English language
banned because english is soo boring
Banned because you still speak it
banned because its the easiest too learn
Banned because English is just easy because you have spoken it from an early age, most other languages are much simpler
banned because i cannot be arsed to use my imagination
Banned because I didn't ask you to use your imagination
Banned because I'm asking you now.
Band for launching 19 cows at various trajectories in attempt to recreate the nursery rhyme
banned for forcing an owl into a sailors costume and training it to sail a pea green boat
Banned for saying "ook" all the time
Banned because it is actually the HMS Boat
Banned for hijacking a Royal Navy ship.
banned for beating me to the reply
Banned because then you would be replying to yourself...
Bannned cause I was repling to Dripping
banned because i am now replying to you
Banned because you are standing on my foot
banned because you stood on mine first
Banned for petty childish nonsense
Banned because that isn't a valid poit
Banned because you are a valid poire
Banned for bouncing erratically
Banned for drawing on the walls in white pencil
banned for setting off fire works on the 28th of October
Banned for drinking nothing but liquid rocket fuel and then trying to take off by using your farts
banned for drinking a bottle of vodka and then try some fire-eating
Banned for drinking a bottle of vodka and pissing all over the wall
Banned for an undiscloseable reason
Banned for a reason which is splashed all over today's Guardian.
Banned for drinking all the communion wine
Banned because communion wine is niiiicce...
banned because i wanted some...
Banned because the flying wombats are just too quick
Banned because they aren't too fast for me.
Banned because that's because they are only scared of goldy, they don't try if you chase them
Banned because I am scared of Goldy too...
Banned for being scared of a pelvicthrusting stickman
Banned because who wouldn't be? If it actually came up to you in the street, y'know...
Banned because they would be 2D (or 3D if you feel they have time) therefore non-existent in our (at least) four dimensional plane
Banned because stickmen rule!
Banned because I don't think there is any group of more than 5 people anywhere in the world that are ruled over by stick men
Banned because we were born in the saddle, but you will die in one!
Banned for going all quote-y on me (at least I think they say that on M&B)
Who says that? :blink:
Banned because you have yet to prove yourself a competent commander, Stormcloud.
the steppe bandits i think
Banned cause I beat you online
Twice... :(
Banned for beating me.
Oh, and correct! :D
Banned cause I'm not even that good......
Banned because I will get you back one day! *shakes fist*
Banned because you wont
banned because i will!
Banned because you couldn't do it to save your life
banned because a human is capable of amazing feats in life or death situations
Banned because I don't think of any situation where the outcome of a RTW battle would govern if you live or die
Banned for having no imagination. I can think of plenty (Albeit very unlikely).
banned for forcing someone to use imagination
Banned because this is my five hundredth post.
banned because this is my 1,162nd post
banned because this is my 300th a something post which i dont know...
banned for being stupid
Banned for being clever?
banned for being clever
banned for not
Banned for being arrogant
banned because i beat you
Banned because what at?
banned for being big headed
Banned because I just discovered we have fast reply
banned for being dummer than me
banned because andy edited his posts
banned for banning me for something that is nothing to do with me
Banned because what else am I meant to do with you spammers getting in the way
banned for calling me a spammer when it is clear that i am not
Banned because you so are
banned beacuse i am not
Banned for arguing with me
banned beacuse you started it
Banned because your mum started it
OOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNEDDDD!!!!!!!!!
banned beacuse your mum dont want to finish it
Baned for bringing my mum into this
banned because you brought my mum into it first
Banned because that is different
banned because it is your fault
Banned because I am always completely innocent
banned beacuse this time you are GUILTY
Banned for unneeded capitals
banned beacuse capitals empathsise my point more
Banned because your point sucks
banned 'cause you suck
Banned for Ad Hominem ;)
banned for saying something i dont know what it means
Banned for a terrible signature
banned for saying the same thing i was about to say
Banned for still having your MM badge in your sig
Banned for making him cry again
Banned for bullying the poor lad
banned for being stormcloud
banned because i shall never change my sig
Banned for being stubborn
Banned for being a mule
banned for being a pig
Banned for being a bore
Banned for flying a bee
Banned for stealing a pig
Banned for having the same amount of votes in MM election (why cant we be like Robert Mugabe's government?)
Banned because he is a dick potato
banned cause that was a really strange statement
Banned because you should think about it some more
Banned because that is weird imagery
banned for laughing at spotted dick
Banned cause it's not funny, it's tasty
banned because ive never tried it
Banned for laughing at dick taters
Banned because spotted dick is a rather nice suet pudding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick)
Banned because I have had it and it cannot compare with bread and butter pudding
banned because I never said it was better than bread and butter pudding
banned because nothing can beat eggy bread
Banned because that's not a real pudding
Banned because it can be if who wants it to be
Banned for confusing grammar
Banned because I meant he not who
banned because we should start using other languages on this forum
Banned cause that would confuse everybody
Du bist verboten f
Banned for confusing me
Du bist verboten weil du verwirrt bist und auch f
Banned for showing a much greater understanding of german than me
banned for at least have a understanding of german unlike me who knows ... nothing :o :lol:
Banned for knowing nothing.
Banne for knowing little other than english and german
Banned because this is indeed true
Banned for not spotting a glaring error in my post
banned for not being able to spell banned
Banned for being late
banned because a wizard is never late he arrives esactly when he intended to
Banned for arriving esactly
Banned for a glaring spelling error in your post
banned because if the completely irrelivent ads (How do you build a Robot? wtf?)
Banned because that's not his fault
Banned because I want to know how to build a robot
Banned because you can get LEGO kits to do it with, not that hard really
Banned because now I can ban you...
Banned cause I could have banned you first
banned for getting to be a magister millita
banned for not trying
Banned because I did but you beat me.
Banned for losing
Banned for winning
banned for being the first post on the 57th page :blink:
banned for being the second post
banned for having more posts than me even though u joined after me :angry:
Banned for not being active enough
Banned because I'm pissed off with myself and want to use my power
banned for being pissed of with yourself as it is not a good thing
banned fo not being pissed off with yourself
banned for being depressed
Banned for hunting emos - they're people too, y'know...
Banned cause I'm not hunting them, just trying to make them non-depressed
banned for trying to make me not deppressed
Banned for being an emo
banned for making assumptions
Banned for making presumptions about his assumptions
Banned for confusing me
o and CN2 u just blameing others for what u really are this all i have to say!
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg)
jks soz m8 :D
*crai*
Banned for making me cry...
banned for being a little wimp
Banned for being so strong and masculine and... *sigh*
Wait, where was I?
Banned for being forgetful
Banned because I could never forget you... :wub:
Banned because... Do I need to say?
Banned because yes, yes you do
Banned for being so nosey.
Banned because the reason is what this thread is all about
Banned for CN2 proving mine point... I think
banned for having to have someone else prove your point when you could yurself
Banned for saying 'yurself'.
Banned for being groutchy
Banned because there is no such word
Banned because my english is perfect in the post above
banned because it's on a previous page, not above
Banned cus I changed the posts per page and its still on the same page
Banned for changing your posts per page
Banned for not :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :) :flashy:
Banned for stupid the amount of smilies you jst used
:D :flashy: :flashy: :goingup: banned for not useing stupid amounts of smilies!
:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: ;) :o :huh: :P :unsure: :blink: :angry: :) :rolleyes: B) :P :D :lol: :flashy: :lol: lol
Banned because that was inappropriate
Banned for being so moody :) :) :) :) :) :)
Banned because I can do it, and you cannot.
Banned because I am moody. PERIOD!
Banned for not giving a reason to ban me, just making yourself seem emotionally unstable
banned for a good reason i cannot think of
Banned cus I POWA BANNERZ!
banned because of my L33T 5P3AK
Not banned because this game is stupid.
Banned because of your large hairball
B A N N E D C U S O F Y O U R L A R G E E Y E S .
Banned because of your large flower pots
Banned for racism against Pots
Banned for racism against people who are racist against pots.
Banned because you have orange stars instead of blue squares, I want stars!
Banned because Marcus deserve them for being such a god with all the site stuff
Banned cus you dont have stars
Banned because I have four stars
banned for not having a red name
Banned for... um... having a red name?
Banned for banning yourself
banned for not
Banned for Not having plusses in your name
Banned because you have a blue sig.
Banned because you are bright green
Banned because you're yellow
Banned for being racist
Banned for being in the klan
Banned cus the Klan is WOT!
Banned because I'm not sure what you mean.
Banned for not bein in da crew WOT!
Banned because Klan with a K generally infers the Klu Klux Klan, definitely not a wot
Banned for wotism
Banned for going missing
Banned because WOT?
Banned cus WOT! is my word
Banned because it is not yours. It's the word for immature chavs who don't know anything
Banned because I am not an immature chav who don't know anything.
I know lots of things.
Banned because that means you shouldn't act like one
Banned because you can act how the wind takes you.
Banned for acting on the transportation skills of flatulence.
Banned for using the word flatulence.
Banned for repeating his mistake (using the f word :D )
Banned because the F word is not allowed on this forum :D
Banned because GORDON RAMSEY
Banned becuase FAT BASTARD
Banned because cheesemonkey
banned becasaeseseseseses you would complain if I mentioned it
Banned for not mentioning it
Banned for complaining
Banned for going off topic
Banned for banning people for no reason: SC was banning people, therefore he was on topic.
Banned for thinking people now have no reasons
Banned because he was right, and for not going off topic.
Banned for having an animated avatar
Banned for having a normal avatar
Just banned. For the sake of it.
Banned because I am angry that SC called my avatar animated, when it is clearly not.
Banned for being an animated angry person.
BANNED BECAUSE I AM NOOT ANIMATED!
Banned because the word animated is used in three posts in a row
Banned for banning an animated person for using the word animated.
Banned because look, I told you once, I told you twice, now im tlling you 3 times. I AM NOT BLOODY ANIMATED!
Banned for being animated (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+animated&meta=).
Banned for pretending to be a Spanish horse.
Banned for not posting enough
Fine I am a type of animated...
Banned for Andalus proving me wrong.
Banned for being animated...again.
Banned for being a Sith doing arithmetic.
Banned for being wrong, math is for matthew, which is my name translated into English.
Banned because you are not my brother, it is a lie!
Banned for thinking I could possibly tell a lie.
Banned because you killed Obi-wan :(
Banned for having sex with Obi-Wan.
Banned becuae you did the same, with YODA :O
Banned for doing the same with a whore called Nina- I'll always be her favorite!
Banned cus I feel like going off subject.
Banned for being so disturbing
Banned for me not making up a reason to ban you.
Banned as a sacrifice to Baal.
Banned just because it is possible.
Banned because it's really not possible to ban me.
Banned for spoiling the fun in banning an admin.
Banned because one day we might all be admins ^^
Banned for having absurd ambitions.
Banned because it is not absurd, I could just make my own forum, and be an almighty admin there.
Banned because actually you can become an Admin here anyway, since we have one elected Admin post.
Banned becuase they are still not 5 stars, but only 4.
Banned for the new animated avatar.
Banned because, this is a preset avatar, and thus, can't be animated.
Goddamit!
Banned for not banning me.
Banned for banning me.
Banned because thats the whole point...
Banned because it is rude to point
Banned for being not being rude.
Banned for not changing your DP in 2 days
Banned for the stupid name.
Banned because I want to change it.
Banned for changing it.
Banned because havn't yet
Banned for lying in the outrageous lies thread.
Banned because you are supposed to ^o)
Banned for supposing
Banned for being wrong, he didn't suppose, he instructed me to suppose.
Banned for arguing with me
Banned for no reason other than the excerise of ultimate DICTATORIAL POWER.
Banned for doing exercise.
Banned because he will be healthier than you
Banned because I am unhealthy and FAT.
Banned because you're unhealthy and fat. I'm just unhealthy.
Banned for not eating healthily and not exercising enough.
Banned for giving ridiculous reasons to ban people. Also cookies.
Banned (EVERYONE) because you are all cookie haters D=<
Banned for being a cookie lover.
Banned because no one can hate the delectible goodness that is cookies...
(How do you spell that BTW?!... Man I need a dictionary...)
Banned for using a vocabulary superior to your intellect.
Banned for talking crap.
Banned for banning me.
Banned for calling me dumb, I just cant spell properly
Banned because you just are dumb.
Banned for being dumb, and still banning someone for being dumb.
Banned cus I WANT TEDDY!
And now, banned for teddy.
banned because having ugly avatar
Banned for playing overlord
banned because he has animated avatar (I hate avatars)
Banned because the background of your avatar is not transparent
Banned for banning the new guy...
Welcome Dante! ;)
Banned because you took my right of banning my best friend :)
Banned for using a smiley.
Banned because... I can't be bothered to think of a reason to ban you.
I think I have accomplished my goal then.
Also banned for laziness.
Banned because you have no goal in life now.
Banned because you used the word "goal" without using the word "football"
Banned for the animated avatar.
Banned for the non- animated avatar
Banned for being a fan of animation.
Banned for not liking animation in avatars.
Banned for always talking about animated avatars... where's the originality? :(
Banned for being semi-unoriginal.
Banned for the animated avatar...
Banned for having an avatar.
I ban all of you for returning to old topic : avatars
Banned because that post referred to avatars even though you were banning people for referring to avatars.
Banned for hypocrisy
all of you are banned for doing three pages of banning while I was away
Banned for being a megalomaniac while you have no real power.
banned because I am an admin, so here I have power
Banned for having power.
Banned for not.
Banned for nat.
Banned for nit.
Banned for nut.
Banned for running out of vowles now that I have said net.
Banned for saying net.
Banned for being so predicatable
Banned for me being predictable.
Banned for being unpredictable
Banned for using the word that rhymes with "ictable".
Banned because that isnt a real word...
Banned because you never heard of the word "ictable"
Banned for being silver not gold
Banned for being neither.
Banned for bearing more than a little resemblance to a monkey
banned for being racist against monkey people
banned because he hates racists
Banned for having a common boring name
banned because he doesn't like common names
Banned because he replies too fast
banned because he doesn't like it when I reply very fast
Banned for contradicting my opinions
Banned for having too much pictures in your signature
Banned for not comprehending how many pictures i sometimes use in my sig.
banned because it is really just too many
Banned because you have the one I want...
Banned for not trying hard enough to get it
Banned because I did try :')
banned because changing his name from CN to D E S U
Banned becaue it was from CN2
banned for correcting me
Banned for getting it wrong in the first place.
banned for posting after me
banned for posting before me
Banned for posting at all.
Banned for posting about posting. Blasphemy!
Banned because I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition
Banned for being wrong, I'm not Spanish, I therefore cannot conduct a Spanish Inquisition.
Banned for not saying "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
banned for not expecting the Spanish inquisition
Banned for expecting it, because, again, I'm not portugaling Spanish.
Banned for being culturally ignorant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A)
banned for being Andalus
NOBODY EXPECTS THE EXILIAN INQUITISION!
Banned for being GUILTY!
You are not banned, you are excommunicated ! (Evil laugh)
Banned because this is not the 'excommunicate the person above you' thread.
banned for conducting the EXILIAN INQUISITION
Banned for being NOT GILL CUP
banned for having more posts than me
Banned for looking at his post count! Blasphemy!
banned for banning ME
Banned for such a badly reasoned banning, you really should try make it more varied
banned for being a cloud and not being human
Banned for specism
Banned for being some wierd demon guy with a huuuuge helmet.
banned for being a guitar, innanimate objects can't type!
Banned for being a protector of the people.
Seriously, who does THAT anymore.
I DO- SC
yay abse of power
Banned for riding down peasants. THEY AIN'T GOT ANYTHING, MAN! STOP HARRASSING THEM!
banned for getting on my nerves
Banned for having a awesome avatar.
Banned for being a lightning bolt.
Banned for being a pesky ninja.
Banned for being a poet (Theres nothing wrong with ninjas, they're awesome.)
Banned for not fighting off enough pirates
Banned for being a secret Pirate.
Banned for being too busy killing pirates to notice the penguins invading your land, stealing your unborn children, plundering your flocks, raping your house, etc, etc.
Banned for not having the most posts.
Banned for hypocrisy.
Banned for still having a RTW admin sig when you are now tech admin.
Banned for being green.
Banned for not realising that green is the best colour.
Banned for being an idiot.
Banned for having a penguin as a avatar.
Sneaky little sons of.....
A penguin? WTF?!
Banned for being unable to recognise a ninja.
Banned for skips
I like Skips!
Banned for being part of a group that's hard to pronounce.
Banned for being a citizen
Banned for being Light Blue.
banned for never using the word: yallana! :knight: before
Banned for not being a Ninja!
YALLANA!!!
Banned for being a Japanese ninja.... Go back to China :P
Banned for being Croatian! I'm English, B***ch!
banned for being overly patriotic
Banned for not being patriotic enough
Banned because patriotism is what made Nazi Germany what it was
Banned for being a Nazi
Banned for having more minions than me.
Banned for being so minionless
HMPH! I give you a free minion of me and what happens, YOU SHUN ME.
*goes emo*
Banned for being less active than me
banned for being too active
Banned for being re-elected.
banned for not voting for me
banned for calling the shotgun before me.
Banned for wating a gun you murderer.
banned for assuming everyone with a gun is a murderer
Banned for insinuating a lack of correlation between guns and killing ***t.
Banned for not putting me in the Spatharioi usergroup.
Banned because I'm back
Banned because you're back.
Banned for leaving shurikens in the Boozer
Banned for not noticing the Katanas in the restaurant.
Banned for picking up my damn Katana you son of a b***h! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! You have no idea of the power you were tampering with!
Banned for having weapons in the Boozer
Banned for not wanting weapons in the Boozer.
Banned for contradicting himself.
Banned for not letting me contradict myself in peace.
Banned for wanting peace in the Beer Cellar
Banned becasue the beer cellar is a peaceful place, where violence is not tolerated.
Banned because you are back !
bannde for swinging that sword about so recklessly, you could have someone's eye out!
Banned for banning SW on his perfect swordmanship. He would never be so careless as to do that!
Banned because you're only on fire because of SWs reckless sword work
Banned because he no longer has a sword :)
banned for burning
Banned because I have a friend called Ban and today is his birthday.
banned for banning people and not being with your friend on his birthday
Banned for serving tasty beer!
Banned for being a drunken ninja
banned for serving me when i'm drunk.
Banned for being sexier than me!
D:
Banned for not coming on here more often. :P
banned for being here too much
Banned for the impertinence of banning me.
Banned because he has posted no more "HTML Tutorials" D:<
lol
banned cuz its your fault noone has posted on this for ages
banned for making me open this old thread again :P
banned for even thinking of letting this thread die :O
Banned for the lulz.
Banned for having a sense of humour
banned for having a abusing profile :P
Banned for banning someone with a somewhat amusing yet satanic avatar.
Banned for banning me cause of my awesome avatar
banned cuz sandford abused your title >.>
Banned because you abuse me and I shall have my revenge!!!
Banned for abusing the duck-guy!
Banned 'cos you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banned for having one of the best sigs I've seen
Banned for having the possibly the wierdest avatar I've ever seen.
Banned for bad grammar and not being able to spell "weirdest"
banned for grammar nazi
Banned for not being grammar nazi
Banned for having an Empire sig.
banned for forcing your avatar to live in a sad white box (photoshop aficionado strikes again)
banned for knowning the darkest secrets from Photoshop
Banned for the fun of my first post.
Banned for appearing out of nowhere then banning someone without even introducing yourself. :P
Banned for banning new members before they have a good reason to be banned!
Banned for trying to correct teh Megadux
Banned for not trying to correct the Megadux.
Banned for thinking you can correct a divinity
Banned for not accepting that you can indeed correct a deity. Hence all the different religions, right? Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Exilianism, Pastafarianism.
EDIT: Sorry divinity.
banned for acting crazy
Banned for assuming I was acting.
banned for being crazy :P
Banned for implying that being crazy is a bad thing.
Banned for absolutely no reason
Banned for banning me without a reason. Come on, your better than that. :D
Banned for the awful grammar in your avatar text.
Banned for having five orange stars on your profile thingy.
Off Topic: Hang on, where's the bad grammar?
Quote from: "phoenixguard09"Banned for having five orange stars on your profile thingy.
Off Topic: Hang on, where's the bad grammar?
it should be you're not your
banned for not noticing (<---- sorry so much if that word is wrong)
Dunno. I went for a whole trip to the bathroom and I couldn't think of anything :P
Banned for having no spoon, on a wish that you had asked for a long time ago (to be exact, the 13 of January :ninja: )
Banned, for thinking that going to the bathroom's more important than replying to the meaningless game.
Banned for having followed me from Warseer.
banned for having a stalker :o
Banned for not having a stalker. Its a lot of fun actually. You have car troubles and a stalker may help, may pretend they haven't been following you for 12 years, or may abduct you in there own car, take you to a cabin deep in the woods and then...make you watch Wimbledon replays from 1942.
banned for thinking stalkers are good
Banned for implying stalkers AREN'T good. They fulfil an important role in our society.
Banned for bringing in politics into the topic
Banned for thinking that stalkers helping society is related to poilitics.
*subtle topic change*
Banned for replying 5 times in the same page (sp*mmer! :o )
Banned for not caring about Marcus' health. It should be, "(****mer! :o )
*goes beserk, but then realises no one cares*
Anyway, banned for provoking me. :)
banned for saying no one cares, because it is obvious
Banned for thinking I don
Banned for stalking me. I have too many stalkers already...!
Banned for banning a stalker. Stalkers are awesome.
Banned for talking about the same topic again (you too, Goldy xD)
banned for not talking about the same topic again...which was....noodles
Banned for bringing up noodles. How could you? :D
Banned for being promoted..... (see different topic there Debux :) )
Banned for your opinionated sig. (Not that I would know, I don't like football)
Banned for a triple post!!!!!!
Wow, dont see that too often!!
Banned for single post. See that TOO often.
Banned for having more posts than me which means that you have done more single posts than I have
Banning myself and taking you down with me.
But seriously sorry about that my internet went insane; can someone get rid of them?
I shall now ban your internet, so technically I've banned something of yours (thats for anybody thinking of arguing)
And I think a Mod could clear it up, but then again that would ruin my ban post
Banned for assuming someone else would do the hard work.
And fixed!
Banned for doing someone's work, and actually use your powers right :D
Banned for not believing in my ability to use my *insert epic godlike voice here* ADMIN POWERS* correctly.
banned for using the epic godlike voice, it's only for special occasions
Banned for never using the epic godlike voice, even on VERY special occasions.
Banned for justifing the means
Banned for... for... just being you. That's right.
And you were complaining that I had come up with something too low quality for my standards. Shame on you :P
Banned for being lazy :D
Banned for not realising that even all powerful, blind admins get too lazy to come up with witty replies.
Banned for having an inflated admin ego.
Banned for not being an admin
banned for having a superlatively subjective signature
Haha lol Debux.
Banned for having a superlatively random signature.
banned for always banning me (WHY GOD, WHY??!?!)
Banned for questioning the ways of the universe. Just stayed banned, man!
Banned in celebration of my resent Citizenry.
Banned for being promoted :D (that would be mean)
On the serious side, congrats!
Banned for congratulating the new guy.
And in a complete change of tact, well done Night Angel. Knew you had it in you. :D
Banned, for putting a space in my user name.
It wasn
I don't like you...
Nah just kidding, banned cause you don't have a space in your name. I mean seriously, what are you all, copying me? Just cause I don't have a space in my name!
Banned for not having a space in your username, obliging Nightangel to copycat you
Banned for copying me too! Seriously what is with you people!?
Banned for thinking that "debux" can have a space in between (how would you do it)
"De bux." Said with an aristocratic accent, its "the bus" in French.
Banned for thinking I couldn't do it.
Banned for finding a real meaning to my username (it actually originated from box :P)
Lol nah its not a real meaning. I made it up. I can't speak French. I can speak Irish Gaelic though. ;)
Banned for thinking that I wouldn't make things up to suit me.
Banned for even pretending you could speak French
Banned for showing up
Banned for speaking Spanish. ;)
Banned for stalking me through google earth
Banned for leaving traces of yourself on Google Earth. You know that McDonalds you had for lunch yesterday? Was it nice?
(MUAHAHAHAHA Aww there are no creepy smileys. :( )
Banned for not using the ninja emoticon in a ninja situation
McDonalds was nice, the best part were the games that were in the back of the store B) *add a phrase in the "like a boss" sense*
Banned for thinking that the ninja emote can adequately get across the epicness of my powers.
(Lol)
banned for writing lol as (Lol)
Banned for not using capital letters in the first letter of the sentence
Banned for the title of the topic.
Banned for the hilarious sig. ;)
Holy Hell, 404 posts! This has got to be some kind of a record!
Band for hilariously hilariousing my hilarious sig. Its just a load of hilariousness.
404 is about average but there are topics with about 2000 posts.
Banned for loading up the Forum Games board with posts. Thats my job! :D
BTW I was referring to the fact that I've been here for less than two months and I'm at 409 posts now. Scary aint it. ;)
Banned for posting mostly in other threads I don't read. If not, banned for hacking your post count :P
Banned for suggesting that I hack my post count. I'm offended sir! You challenge my inherent and basic honesty. :(
In all seriousness, do you wish to know why you've got one hundred less posts than me even though you visit the spam threads? :ninja:
Baned for having more posts than me but being here for less.
Banned for having disappeared for half a year.
Banned for not realizing that I had forgotten all about it.
Banned for forgetting about Exilian. How could you! :P
BTW this is turning into a post war! Let's keep it up. :D
Yer I realized that. Banned for adding a thing that was nothing to do with banning.
Banned for banning an already banned poster without any real banning reason to ban an already banned poster. Who has been banned. Many, many times.
Lol Not banned from banning though. Banned for giving a weird explanation of my banning him.
Banned for not giving a complicated and overly-thought out reason to ban.
Banned for living in Australia with me.
Banned in an attempt to get him out of Australia with me. Lol jks. ;)
lol. Banned for feeling safe in Australia. Have you read the Tomorrow series.
Banned for feeling safe in Tasmania. You feel safe at the moment don't you? WELL DON'T! It's a seriously messed up joint. Not as bad as New Zealand though. :P
I have read a few of them. I found them really damned depressing. :D
Both of you banned for having post wars on several threads.
Banned for appearing out of the blue, between the ruins left from the post war
Banned for banning us for having fun.
Banned so we can start the post war. :D
Banned for starting PWII (Post War 2)
Banned for insulting our intelligence by telling us what you meant when it was obvious.
Banned for telling me off.
Banned for excessive necroposting
Banned for stating that fact over and over again.
Banned for not giving my stalking a compliment
Banned for not mentioning necroposting again.
Banned for thinking that I should ban for two reasons
Banned for this
Quote(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination
But I don't want to ban you. You banned him for that and that makes me happy.
Banned for not banning (someone that banned for no good reason :P )
Banned for banning someone who probably should have been banned for not banning someone who banned you for no good banning reason to ban you. This banning is a good ban but must also result in your being banned by the blind ban-hammer.
Banned for hurting my eyes and brain with so many words involving ban.
Banned for not going to a eye doctor for your eyes.
Banned for implying that a doctor will treat you if you tell him that it was because you saw the word "ban" several times
Banned for destroying my funny moment.
Banned for having fun in the Forum Games sub-forum
Banned for thinking the The Beer Cellar - Forum Games is meant for anything else.
Banned for not realizing that it's for beer games, not games
Banned for being a bad little boy.
Banned for getting a good big boy, who got all my presents on christmas
Banned for getting a good big boy, who got all my presents on christmas
banned for double posting
Banned for thinking that double posting is bad
banned for suggesting that it's not
Banned for an avatar that delivers epilectic shock. I have almost certainly spelt that wrong.
Banned for spelling epileptic wrong.
Banned As a grammar naZi.
Banned for being german like me. Hiel Hitler
Banned for being delusional. We're not German! We're wombats!
My first and last name are German and my decedents were German.
Someone who's delusional.
Banned for thinking thats a bad word. ( . ) ( . ) <<Thats a bad word.
Banned for typing suggestive "images"
Banned for not liking my 'suggestive images'.
I think that's the first thing that could get one of us banned.
Banned for not remembering that
Banned for trying to beat my Necroposter title.
Banned for having a Necroposter title.
Banned for the mocking of Necroposting and Necro Wars.
Banned for taking necroposting as a sport
Banned for thinking that Necroposting isn't a forum sport.
Banned for talking about sport.
Banned for thinking you can play tennis on Exilian.
Banned for accusing me of something I didn't do!
Banned for thinking I know what you did.
Banned for going to deep (Inception! WOOOOW)
Banned for dancing constantly.
Banned for having a weird hoodie on your avatar.
Banned for having your avatar draw its sword on me.
Ditto.
LOL. Banned for taking The Beer Cellar all for yourself.
Banned for killing Spock.
Banned for wild accusations.
Banned for banning the beef-man.
Banned for not finding and eating the beef-man.
Banned for having one of the best links I know, but I don't have any idea of where to use it
Banned for not realising that the best place to use a link is on a computer. :)
Banned for illuminating my soul with the answer to the meaning of life
Banned for having an illuminated soul. (Somehow, thats a bad thing...) :)
Banned for not being around for ages then posting on everything.
Haha! Banned for complaining about me being back!
PHOENIX RAMPAGE! INITIATE!
Banned for having an "INDISCRIMINATE BAN-HAMMER, HORRIBLE EYESIGHT AND TOTAL DISREGARD FOR INTERNET RIGHTS" (extracted from your former sig ;D)
Banned for remembering my former sig. :) It's actually still there just not enough room on the new site for such extravagance. :(
Banned for having sexual innuendoes in your sig.
Banned for having sexual innuendo involving Darth Vader. :D
Banned for putting back your old sig
Banned for not giving me Reputation Power. >:(
Banned for me giving you RP.
Banned for typing RP when it's +REP
Banned for not seeing what I see.
R = reputation P = power
Banneds for not letting phoenix get in between so that we ban each other
banned for choosing 'gangsta' dj cat over classical keyboard cat
Banned for really having the ability to ban here
Banned for not abusing your power. Do it! Do it!
Banned for also having a ban-hammer
Banned when I get my Ban-hammer!
Banned for thinking you'll ever get one (not if I can avoid it >:D)
:D
EDIT: Wooo! I discovered a hidden emoticon!!! Woooo!
Banned cus I can haz ban-hammerz
Banned because I needed my daily banning fix but there are no spambots anymore.
Banned because you haven't fixed Township yet >:-(
Banned because you tried using my new found emoticon and didn't work
Banned for making true accusations.
Banned for banning people for making true accusations and banning others for those accusations !!!
Banned for Crashing your plane into the twin towers.
Banned for implying that your friend was invloved in the Twin Towers incident. Everyone knows that it was the work of lecherous, purple, flying, intelligent, exploding Rhinoceros.
Banned for not having followed the rules in the last few threads I've checked :D
Banned for being constricted by the rules. Break free man! Break free! :P
Banned for taking your "BAN-HAMMER" and smashing everybody with it.
Banned for not coming out of the closet.
Banned for having an intimidating owl for an avatar (why is he watching me!?)
Banned for staring back at my owl avatar, he gets scared easily you know!
Banned for being probably the only member with two stars
Banned for not getting the whole of South America onto this forum.
Banned for thinking it's actually possible... I'm the only one with internets
Hahaha lol!
Banned for making fun of your countrymen. Where is your patriotism? :P
Banned for thinking that I could be proud of my country. I guess my patriotism is somewhere near my hate towards sarcasm
So nowhere :D
Banned for dressing your cat up like that. Animal cruelty!
Banned for criticizing my grandma's choice of clothing for my cat
Banned for letting your grandmother dress your cat. Weird. :P
Banned for not respecting the local customs. We also burn our bread here to drink for our 5 o'clock tea.
Banned for making fun of English customs. They are of course the only people who drink tea, especially at 5 o'clock.
Banned for thinking we just drink tea... we drink f*cking tea (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtRGEVsSOc)
Banned for not ripping, dipping and sipping.
As an aside f*cking tea would probably be REALLY painful.
Banned for telling me to stop posting on his sig (Since when do you have it? :P)
Banned for not letting anyone else ban me. Reckon other people are getting annoyed with us rampaging through the Forum Games?
And I've had my sig like that since last night.
banned. accidently :-\
Banned for taking my job! :D
Banned for having such a job.
Banned for increasing unemployment of exilian... :P
Banned for not showing up for more than a month, without warning
Banned for hitting 1500 posts. STOP BLOODY POSTING!
Banned for checking my post count everyday! And for copying my awesome M&B:W user name
Banned for having less posts than me...
Ditto
Banned for being here for eternity
Banned for making no sense. Seriously, when did I copy your username? :D
Banned for having more than 3 characters in your name.
Banned for getting here before me
"BurningHotToaster", I'm sure I used it either for oblivion or W&B...
Banned for getting here before me.
Banned for banning Debux! :P
Hehehe... who will ban dimos? face my mighty hammer of Justice! :D
(http://human3rror.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-hammer-of-justice.jpg)
Banned for possessing the mighty hammer of Justice.
Banned for being a beakface squeakything.
Banned for being "that cool guy" of the forum
Banned for being "that other cool guy" of the forum.
Banned for having spiffy hair.
Banned for your red tail.
Quote from: Ladyhawk95 on August 22, 2011, 12:24:54 AM
Banned for possessing the mighty hammer of Justice.
Well that's true the mighty hammer of Justice is a sacred object no-one can entirely posses. But I think I will do, someday!
And Phoenixguard, you just got banned for banning our beatiful Lady-Hawk !
Banned because I'm a cold, heartless jerk who feels like banning someone.
Banned because you're not as sexy as me.
Banned for not being quite swish enough.
Banned for saying such a thing!
Banned for being Beakface Squeakything.
Banned because you need to go BURN IN MUFFIN HELL!!
Banned for cursing someone to such a horrible fate.
Banned for being waxy.
Banned for using a RL photo for an avatar when know one knows you on the internets :ninja:
Banned for using a real life photo for your avatar when no one knows you on the internets ;)
Banned for speaking the truth :(
Banned for making me feel bad about banning you :'(
Banned for feeling bad. Bad is gooood. ;)
Banned for being bad. No cookies for you tonight after dinner.
Banned for denying cookies.
Banned for selling poisoned cookies to people. :-X
Banned for being myself... 8)
Any other reasons that I deserve a ban? :P
For leaving us for a month
Banned 'cause I'm grouchy.
Banned for being grouchy. Dont be, be happy!
Banned for giving a mini pep talk!
Banned for rejecting my mini pep talk. *pout*
Pfft. Banned for pouting.
Banned for going Pfft. XD
banned for continuously banning CN2
Banned for showing up from the blue
Banned for not banning me for the same reason.
Banned for banning someone for banning you for the same reason as banning someone else...? :D
Banned for being confusing XD
Banned for not following my confusing logic.
Banned for not being banned for several days on the ban-thread... :o
Banned for wearing a crown
Banned for staring right into the depths of my soul (or lack thereof).
Banned for having no soul, you soulless cow!
See what I did there? That's what is known as being a cruel sadistic ****. :D
Banned for being a cruel sadistic **** and not a sadisticly cruel ************* *******.
Banned for using big curses. I gotta learn me some of them. :D
Banned for not accepting 10 wombats as the official exilian pets! :o
They are so cute
(http://www.wombatcountry.com/index_files/wombat_in_a_hat.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h1YeJUI526o/TjSa4TzdKjI/AAAAAAAAATg/acw920capvw/s1600/wombat_3.jpg)
I know they can be hard many times !
:) :) ;) :D ;D
Banned for being pro-wombat.
Look at the claws on that thing! They're huge, rending implements of death!
Wombats are usefull animals in the envinromental balance. People can be worst than wombats, it times of war...
Banned in the order of Greenpeace for being anti-wombat! ;D
Banned for denying me my right as an Australian to fear the mighty wombat!
Banned for being a pussy.
I spoke to a Wombat yesterday, we are now good friends XD
Not banned for having one. (http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr148/pugne/smiley_ninja.gif)
Banned for being shifty.
Banned. Just because I can :D Hoho, it must be christmas... It's not? WTF? ;D
Banned because Aristotle told me to. Seriously.
Banned because you have a didgeridoo.
Banned for being culturally insensitive to my didgeridoo. :'(
Banned for overreacting.
Banned for making it feel like you've been here for longer than I have.
Banned for trying to ban the sexiest person on the forum.
Banned for being the sexiest person on the forum
Banned for being the sexiest girl on the forum :)
Banned because that can be take both ways ^^
( I am going to take it in the nice way, for I believe you are a very nice guy, so thanks! ^^ )
Banned for taking my job of over posting. XD
P.S. Once me and phoenix had a posting war when we were both on at the same time... 18 posts in a row!
Cool, ^^
Banned for having that posting war XD
XD Banned for making seem like a bad thing.
Banned for being involved in my day where I did exactly 100 posts.
Banned for getting more posts than me while I was on an Exilian vacation.
Banned for having one.
Banned for not specifying what the one thing Mark has, was.
Banned for thinking people wouldn't already know.
Banned for not realising. :D
Banned for not realizing that I was the one to say it in the first place.
Banned because I banned a band of bands.
banned for not noticing that those bandits aren't active anyway.
Banned for being a web-bandit... ::) :)
Banned for implying that I'm not active while I have every second post in the 6 last posts.
Banned for being too active :o
Hahaha ;)
LOL Banned for not think I would be next. XD
BANNED!
Because I don't have a legitimate reason.
(LOL. I bet you predicted this) Banned for not having a legitimate reason.
Banned for predicting things.
Banned cus thats what it says to do.
Banned for following rules.
banned for insulting the KHAN, this troll-master of doom.
PS: all rules are down, dimos RULZ ;D
Banned for Ruling XD
Banned for baning our ruler. XD
Banned for having a really large sig.
Banned for changing your avatar... ;)
-Withought asking authorization from me, your master! :D :D ;D :D :) :D ;D 8) 8) :P :)
Banned for believing your my master. Your not.
Banned for banning without permission from me, your master! :D :D ;D :D :) :D ;D 8) 8) :P :)
Banned for thinging your my master. Your not.
Banned for banning your MASTER, the Khan! :D ;D 8) :) ;) :D ;D :D ;D :P :) ;) :D ;D
Banned for making me have to ban you. :)
I ban BOTH of you, neither are my master. I am my own master. I am Ladyhawk, I am a woman, I am the weilder of scary bladded weaponry. I am my own master and I ban both of you. :D
Banned for having illusions that you're your own master.
Banned for being an ass. Grrr XD hahahaha your not my master.
Banned for oprsesing your subject, the Khan... You've just been banned by your TOTAL masTER ! :-X
Banned for having a Europe 1080 banner in your sig but not working on it anymore?
Banned for having a star
Banned for also having a star.
banned for stating the obvious
Banned for banning me over such a little thing.
Banned for saying I do not work on 1080... Well I do work, but Jubal is busy so he can't script for 1080... :o
Banned for keeping it a secret from me.
Banned because it's past midnight and I'm still freakin' working (in theory).
Banned for not see that the world is round.
Banned fir banning the -on hiatus- Europe 1080 scipter... if you ban him, how is 1080 going to be totaly finished??? ;D
Banned for "..."
banned for banning me at page 100.
Banned for not having Skyrim.
Banned for living on a farm :)
Banned for living in a barel ... like Diogenes the dog...
Banned for being Diogenes the dog.
Banned for living in a barrel on a farm with Diogenes the dog.
Banned for being an enemy of the Dogs... ;)
Banned for fraternising with the counter-revolutionary canine traitors.
Banned for fraternizing with Exilian. o.O
Banned for being insanely hypocritical.
Banned for having a cow in your living room!
Banned for being intolerant of living room cows!
Banned for thinking so, I'm just enforcing the law!
Banned because I enforce the law upon him!
Get him boys! ;)
Banned for enforcing the law without a search warrant.
good catch Jubal, but I don't see your own search warrant... :)
Banned for thinking an active forum member needs one.
Banned for not realising I have one anyway.
Banned for being a Megabux and not an Uberdux.
Banned because I am the only Ubermench around here! ;D :D :) ;) :)
Yeah, I am super(hu)man ! ;D
Banned for thinking your a (hu)man.
Banned for showing the manners of an animal >:( :)
Banned for not appreciating my manners.
Banned for being the only one to appreciate your manners ;)
Banned for being cryptic
Banned for living on a Crypt in which mummies and zombies lurk! ;) Beware!
Banned for apparently disliking mummies and zombies.
(http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/avatars/4/14534.png)
Banned for liking them, I prefer to shoot the **** out of them.
My ban always goes to CG who likes dead warriors and mummyfied villains! :D
Banned for being someone who bans people who like different things.
Banned because I can't think of a reason for not doing so.
Banned for banning a banner of a banner of a person who bans on a forum game called "Ban the person above you" on a forum call Exilian.
Banned purely to continue extending this thread.
Ditto banned.
Banned for Despotic Behaviour over your area of command! ;) mr Despotes
Banned for mind F***king me.
Banned for being f@cked up in mind ! :-X :o :) ;D ;D
Banned for posting two of the same smilies in one post.
Banned for forbiding freedom of expression! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Banned for mis-spelling forbidding.
Banned for starting this thread
Banned [like I will] for continuing posting in such a thread.
[Jubal, you're a spelling Nemesis, aren't you?]
Banned for insinuating that I'm pernickety about spelling. Even if it's true.
Banned because you're an Armadillo ???
Banned for being a mis smelling Armadillo
BOTH OF YOU BANNED BECAUSE IT'S A FREAKING PANGOLIN.
Banned for NOT accepting our scientifical proof that it's just an ARMADILLO! 8)
Get your PANGOLIN outta here! :o
Banned for not knowing the difference between the orders pholidota and xenarthra.
Banned for having the username Jubal.
pholidota = Greek for ''Scaled ones''
and
xenarthra = Greek for ''Foreign joint ones''
PS: Khan you are NOT banned. ;D
Knowing the etymology isn't the same as knowing the biology, though. :P
So banned for conflating the argument into etymology.
Yes, but I have this advantage. I can understand thingies about those animals while you need to read a ton of an analysis for that. You're banned for continuously supporting the PANGOLINOZZZ and for propaganda of your ''higness''. OFFiCIALy BanNeD
Banned for saying lots of weird and long words in a different language.
Banned for believing what I did [say long words in a different language] is bad.
Banned for failing to ban me. :P
Banned for not knowing who Nicolas Sarkozy is.
Banned. <-- that is the period (or full stop, whatever you bloodies call it) :P
We call it a BAN, and you just posted it. You'be busted, you're breached, you're banned! :o
...BANNED!!!
(Who's Nicolas Sarkozy?)
Banned for not knowing who's Alexis Tsipras, Antonis Samaras, Evangelos Venizelos, Aleka Papariga, Panos Kamenos, and the fascist rat Nicolaos Michaloliakos...
Nicola / Nicolaos
...Banned for assuming that's a bad thing. ???
Banned for not getting involved in the creation of the universe
Banned for beating me at the 'Ban the person above you' thread.
Banned for being a sore loser.
Banned for lossing
Banned for causing Spock to die.
Banned for knowing who Spock is (Who is he?).
Banned for not knowing who Spock is.
Banned for pretending to know who is Spock... ;)
Banned for calling yourself a spock.
Banned because banning you is logical. :)
Banned for using logic to ban somebody. ;D
Banned for banning some who used logic to ban someone else.
Banned for banning someone for banning someone else who used logic to ban somebody :P
Banned fo saying that word so many times in one sentence.
Banned for speaking with... arrogance! 8)
Banned for putting a smiley at the end of that.
Banned for smiley discrimination.
Banned for banning the new Sebastokrator!
Banned for banning the one and only Othko97! :P
Banned for having the biggest ego the world has ever seen.
Banned for suggesting my ego is limited to the confines of the Earth :P
Banned for banning the person who banned you for banning me.
Banned as a prize.
Banned.
"
"Banned"
Get back in the Line! You're banned! ;)
Banned for banning me on the right topic.
Banned for being blue.
Banned for being a little cute birdy.
Banned for being sweet :) xx
Banned for calling me sweet. :P
Banned for not believing me :D
Banned for not acceding to my superior knowledge of myself. And yourself while I'm at it. :P
Banned for confusing me! I am a woman after all :D
Banned for being a woman. ;)
Banned for being so damn amazing :)
Banned for being far more awesome than I.
Banned for making me so increadibly happy :)
Banned for making this otherwise perfectly normal thread so sickeningly mushy. :P
Banned for not living with the mushiness Jubal.
LIVE WITH THE MUSHINESS! :D
Banned for being mushy. But don't stop. I love it :)
O.o Banned. I don't think I have to give reasoning, just look at those posts. (I remember when me and Phoenix did that)
Banned for blocking love; the one in this [mushy] air... ;)
Banned for being bossy.
Banned for not liking my new suit... I look very bossy on it!!! :D
Banned for bagging out real bosses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
Banned for posting C-rap on this hard rocking forum... :D
You will be stoned to death now! :o :o :o
Banned for thinking I had a choice.
Banned for not believing in free will.
Banned for not thinking it was my will. ;)
Banned for not expecting my coming here.
Banned for thinking you thought you weren't coming here.
Banned for hiding well your surprise of me showing up here (right?)
Banned from everywhere except Exilian!
Banned for banning me from Youtube. :(
Banned for blaming me for banning you from youtube when I only had banned debux from everywhere except Exilian. :P
Banned for pressing the letter "b" too much on your keyboard
Banned for having the same sig for such a long time.
Banned for thinking I'll ever remove DJKatttz from my sig
Banned for not returning the old gif. (I forget what it is, i think it was some random throwing papers in the air)
Banned for forgetting the awesome sig I used to have (but was forced to take out due to massive loading times of having 2 gifs per post :P )
Oh, and it was a funny asian dude that would do funkeh dances in public, and throwing paper in other peoples faces... i think I might uploaded it and post it somewhere for kicks
Banned for not posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pua8MVGVPzQ
Banned for finding/knowing the origin of my former siggif
Banned for banning him for doing what I asked.
Banned for using other people
Banned for thinking he didn't do it willingly.
Banned for not asking CG if we was going to do it willingly
Banned for posting on Exilian
Banned for posting on exilian withought a stop and at extreme odd rates!!!!! :D :) [JKeep JIt JUp]
Banned for confusing me. :P
Banned for being confused. ;D
Banned for discriminating me based on my confusion. >:(
Banned for the angry emote.
Banned. for no reason.
Banned for abusing the banhammer
Banned for not having an avatar + sig (tsk tsk!)
...Banned for not banning him a second time for "not having an avatar + sig".
Banned for banning me for thinking it was possible for me to ban Othko twice, considering that for me to be able to do so he would have had to post twice.
Banned for not trying anyway.
Banned for not giving me admin-ban-hammer powers so that I could ban Othko twice on only one of his posts
Banned for four
Banned for math
Banned for school
Banned for no school
Banned for banning me for no school.
Banned for (technically) banning school (if there were no schools, I'd kinda be RITTING LKE THIZ LOLOL)
Banned for writing like that, even to prove a point. :'(
Banned for not seeing the point.
Banned for banning someone that can't see a point (it's not even literally visible!)
Banned for not seeing the writing with a point.
Banned. Because I can do this with my supreme Imperial powerrrrrrr ;D
Banned for thinking you have power.
Banned for abusing your supreme power!! >:( :) :) ;D :D
Banned for thinking I have power.
Banned for being powerless! In a Nietzche's world that's a crime!
Banned for forgetting that I have "supreme power"!
Banned for putting "supreme power" in quotation marks, as if it's not actual supreme power.
Banned for thinking that I don't have Supreme Power!
Banned because I do have Supreme Powah! :)
Banned because Pangolin on a throne invalidates all arguments.
Banned myself for witnessing such awesomeness...
Banned for not witnessing the true power of the Internet:
Tarius: I have now conquered the galaxy twice and am working on a third. Once thats out of me, I will be back to work.
TDF: Which game is that(I assume its a game and not real life)
The Khan: If it was real life, we would know about it. And I don't think he means this Galaxy.
Tarius: Yes, I really lead a secret double life where I am a galactic overlord.
^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^ ;D ^^^^
Banned for posting some unreal dialogues that you came up with due to your supreme mental structure. :D ;D :) ;D :P ;D :D
...Banned for thinking I made it up. (I can post a link if you like(It's in a friends sig))
Banned for not posting here in a day
Banned for thinking I had a choice.
Banned for having the choice, yet not seeing it
Banned for contradicting me.
Banned because the official banhammer was stolen by the ancient GOD hERmEs :o 8)
Wow, banned for just saying that.
Banned... for no apparent reason
Banned for stealing debux's identity.
Banned for making me notice I lost my avatar!!!
Banned for noticing!!
Banned so as the Aztec God Cuitchli-opocthtli will be fed from your ban-blood. You're sacrficialy banned...
Banned for sounding cultish.
Banned for not noticing a pagan
Banned for existing.
Banned for having a nonessential hat on your foot. (Don't ask me, I'm just trying my best to be random. ;D )
Banned for being random in a random thread (too redundant, dear Khan!)
Banned for randomizing this thread even more.
Do I need a reason to ban? No. No I do not. :)
Banned for the reason of this thread.
Banned for the REASON OF MY EXISTENCE
Banned for being someone who you're not.
Banned for trying to go all Sherlock on me
Banned for trying to be Jack the Riper.
Banned for being ''Khan the Ripper'' :)
Fear my minions, he's banned, but he might slaughter you in one of exilian's dark alleys!
Banned for getting slaughtered, you should've been more careful.
Banned for being a slaughterer
Banned for banning me for being myself.
Banned for admitting publicly that you're a slaughterer
Banned for thinking it's bad to slaughter Deer.
Banned for not supporting PETA
Banned from the forum.
Banned from the Internet
Banned from LIFE!!
Banned from DEATH!
Banned from... Heaven. ;D
Banned from hell
Banned for banning from the place I didn't even want to go to anyway.
Banned from muffin hell, then
Banned for banning me from the tasty place... not for the muffins however. ;)
Banned for being a muffin murderer :(
Banned from calling people murderers.
Banned for thinking I dialed people murderers.
Banned for calling anything else but "People Murderers".
Banned for placing "People Murderers" between quotation marks.
Banned for doing the same.
Banned for banning debux, the Lord of Earth!
Banned for calling him debux and not Somid.
Banned for still mixing up the name :P and on purpose
:) Banned for thinking I'm doing it on purpose. ;D
Banned for not having a nick as catchy or overused as "Somid" that I could use against you :P
Banned for using my name backwards too much...
Teh intern3tZ hath un limit per te, mon amie... C'est bon? Very good?
Banned for copy-writing my name I made up from scratch for... Somid.
Banned for still not having an avatar pic
Banned for having one. ;D
Banned for having a good and unexpected comeback (not sarcasm)
Banned for not using sarcasm.
Banned for saying that sarcastically (?)
Banned for being impolite to Ladies... and to hawks :D
Banned for being a gentlementlemen
Banned for banning a gentleman
Banned for not having made a "hello" thread or similar yet. :P
Banned for banning the new people (and a girl no less!).
Banned for falsely representing aka impersonating certified angus beef
Banned for being a drunkard :P
Banned because you missed the Exilian Airplane to Cambodia!
Banned for not telling me!
Baned because POTATO
Baned because TOMATO
Banned because TOMATOES
Banned because POTATOES
Banned because he's a copycat
Banned for being a COMBO-BREAKER
Banned for coming back to us at the turn of the tide.
Banned for flying
Banned for drunkeness.
Banned for gossiping
Banned for banning the person above you :3
Banned for hypocrisy. :P
Banned for putting that pangolin in a stone chair.
Everyone knows that wicker-chairs are the pangolin's favourite.
Banned for greater good
Banned for the smaller bad >:D
Banned for the medium sized neutral.
Banned for saying banned.
Ban, 3 letter less, is that batter?
Banned for confusing me with a baseball word
Banned for having a awesome avatar and signature.
Banned for not having an avatar that works. ;)
Banned for lying.
Banned for having a working avatar stating it doesn't work. :P
Banned for being mean to the newby. :D
Banned for banning the guy that was mean to de Gamer.
Banned for banning me for trying to be nice to our fellow KAGinator.
Banned for being too nice. ;)
Banned for banning for banning Khan for being nice to me.
Banned for complaining about someone else's ban.
Banned cause I'm in a bad mood.
Banned cause I'm in a good mood.
Banned for rubbing your good mood in my face
Banned for rubbing the good mood off with your feet.
Banned for becoming Logothetes
Banned for making me google Logothetes
Banned for having feet.
Banned for having Zombie Chicken feet
Banned for smelling bad
Banned for being LeClerc.
Banned for having a coloured avatar now
Banned for having a fancy coloured name
Banned for not having a fancy coloured name like us Citizens.
Banned for thinking white is fancy
Banned for not appreciating that it's fancier than browny orange.
Banned for thinking it's browny orange. It's orangy brown. There is a difference
Banned for being a colour nazi (in the not-so-serious-and-holocausty sense)
God, I have a horrible tendency of saying stuff a lot worse than what I actually want to say :P
Banned for sticking your tongue out
Banned for controlling what I want to do with my emoticons
*defiant smiley with it's tongue sticking out*
Banned for being a longethete.
Banned for hardcore misspelling logothetes
Banned for forgetting quotation marks.
Banned for not noticing that I didn't actually quote anything hence no quotation marks were needed.
Banned for having a very familiar avatar
Banned for having the same avatar for ages :P (as if I'd change mine very often)
*Gasp* Banned for sticking your tongue out
AGAIN
Banned for prudishness.
Banned for not including a link for lazy illiterates like me that have to go through the trouble of looking up "prudishness" (although it does reminds me of prunes... it might be related *scratches head*)
Banned for banning the Megadux
Banned for banning D'blox!
Banned for not really exploring the studio space. *Christopher Walken voice*
Banned for having 2201 posts instead of 2200
Banned for having become a Citizen (yes, that's how we reward citizens, we ban them :D )
Banned because you weren't banned for becoming a citizen.
Banned because you weren't either :P
Banned for being a clone-man :D
Banned for not being derived from the great SotK Prime :P
Banned for making me cry for saying the truth in such a harsh manner *runs off to cry in a corner*
Not banned.
Spoiler
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/077/Raisins_Face.jpg)
Banned for letting me stay here, and also for posting an image where no one has ever posted one (I think).
(The hugeness made for a nice touch though :P )
Banned for thinking huge is nice.
Banned for not cleaning your feet before entering this forum's area...
Banned for not cleaning feet's feet :D
Banned for asking feet to melt his feet, like your avatar!
Banned for calling feet a male (although it is a tough call, based on rule 37).
Rule 37? Banned for breaking the spirit of the law! :D
Banned for not writing "Law" with a capital letter
Banned because the call me THE LAW! :D
And I, THE LAW, ban you at will! 8)
Banned for thinking that you and The Law are one! The Law is above all human things 8)
Banned for not knowing Dimos is not human
Banned for discovering my Super-human background... :D
Banned for smiling.
Banned because the streetlights outside my window are kind of orangey coloured.
Banned because mine are all-white and very strong (too good they're far away from my window...) But still you're banned because of their colour.
Banned for not having double posted
Banned because of Bunneh!
You help a Bunny dictator take over the world... Thus you're banned!
Banned for not accepting Bunny as the dictator of the world. HE IS THE SUPREME AND BELOVED LEADER!!!
Banned for believing in an Idol !
''The Twilight of the Idols'' by F.W. N.
Banned for citing a book I didn't know of (and heretic, it would seem ;D )
Banned for oppressing my religious freedoms.
Banned for thinking you are free
O_o
Banned for not noticing that F.W. N. is Friendrich Wilhelm Nietzche! ;)
Banned for not simply writing Nietzche :P
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qEXvHYgTukk/S-mj7hcbTeI/AAAAAAAAAFU/mmRWas8Nfew/s1600/ban-kulin-pravi.jpg)
Banned by Ban Kulin for banning His Majesty Dimos to write a book that He doesn't want to write.
Banned for calling Dimos a king. This is a republic dammit!
Quote from: Jubal on November 12, 2012, 12:24:42 AM
Banned for calling Dimos a king. This is a republic dammit!
Not anymore. ;D
Banned because you try to steal Jubal's illusion of Web-republic. I prefer Democracy, not Dimocracy. ;D
OK.
I am going Communist then!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Danghui.svg/500px-Danghui.svg.png)
Banned for inciting revolution. :P
Banned for automatically becoming a fascist by criticizing a communist ;D
Banned for being a follower of a fascist scheme...
Banned for not following what the masses should do (no free thought, you anarchist! ;D )
Banned because Im annoyed.
Banned because your feet smell rather bad! ::)
Banned for insulting me
Banned for being the dirtiest part of the body.
Banned for being a bodyless skull ! :D
Banned for discrimination against decapitated heads.
Banned for supporting Chivalry: Medieval Warfare.
Banned for being a lover of cunning wit! ;)
(I also ban myself for un-chivalric [ :P] and Barbarian deeds!)
Banned for the most despicable of crimes... you dirty Pirate you.
Banned for being the ONLY true and real pirate! You pirate flag(ger)
Banned for accusing me of illegally downloading files.
Banned for downloading files LEGALY! :P
Banned for thinking they're legal. ;)
Banned; :-X
For Fun! :D
Banned for having fun. -_-
Banned because I am a Baron and you're attacking my castle with you horse-archers!
Banned for being baronial and subverting the rights of the common people!
Banned for not being Baronial and joining forces with Khan's Horse-Archers in a vain atempt to Conquer my lands, my castle and my villages, so as you'll feast on my wealth and goods!
Ban Hammer Warriors, Attack! :D
I was wielding ban hammers before this site existed. :P
And besides, there are greater weapons than a banhammer.
SYSADMIN POWERS ACTIVATE.
Banned for saying there are better weapons then a banhammer...
Well I guess there are, FuzzyBlueBaron's banhammer from a website you may or may not be able to guess.
Admin control panels are more powerful than banhammers. :P
Banned for wrongness.
Banned for banning an elected magistrate using a false belief as a basis for it!
Banned because whilst the ban was unjust, the belief that predicated it is demonstrably correct.
Banned because your name ain't in the guest list, sorry Joob'L
Banned because you should have put it there. :P
Banned because it's Exilian's birthday?
Banned because it's no longer Exilian's birthday?
Banned because of all of these backward maps.
Banned because I take some pride in my cartography, thank you very much.
Banned because I say so :P
Banned because you said so :P
Banned for ''reasons of state''
Banned for being dictatorial :P
Banned for making such shocking accusations! :P
Banned for using the same smiley twice :P (hahaah)
Banned for setting a shocking example :P
Banned because I'm sleepy.
Banned because I said you should sleep :)
Banned because sleeeeee?
p
Banned because that doesn't make sense :)
Banned because making sense is overrated. :P
Banned because you made sense just then :P
Banned because not making sense is overrated too. :P
Banned because you are overrated as a pangolinologist.
;D :D ;D :)
Banned for questioning my credentials.
Banned for having sufficiently ambiguous credentials that they can be questioned
Banned for questioning the clarity of my credentials
Banned for admitting that your credentials were questioned!
Honestly, ambiguous blustering is the only way to win argumets. :P Stick to your guns. You were never questioned. ;)
Banned for revealing my strategy to the world!
Banned for believing that your personal strategy is more important than exilian's welfare! ;)
Banned for devaluing Scarlet's strategy :P
Banned because you failed exilian's supreme test for armadillo and pangolin knight-protectors! :o
Banned because man is mortal.
Banned for being so defeatist.
Banned because I do not think that means what you think it means. :P
Banned because you know the true meaning of everything!!
Banned because my knowledge should not be lost!
Banned because some of it already is!
Banned for suggesting Jubal is, in fact, NOT an elephant.
Banned because *trumpets mournfully and hangs his trunk in shame*
Banned because my work in progress for my ASoIaF song is not as good as your poems :p
Banned a) because I'm sure that's not the case and b) to keep my nose in front if it IS the case. :P
Banned for this horrible giving two reasons business!
Banned so that you and Penty have some Tribunal work to do :P
Banned because of a leak on exilian's database.
[We do? :P]
Banned because Exilian knows how the leak happened!
Banned because you tried to provoce chaos by starting the leak on the database!! :P
Banned because your dp makes me realise just how warm the weather is here, I can't remember the last time I got to use an umbrella xD
Banned because you didn't think about using one for a sunshade. ;)
Banned because I have a parasol, and it's still too hot :P
Banned for claiming that it's actually sunny in England.
Banned for not believing it! :P (it's like 28 degrees Celsius everyday recently xD - unheard of!)
Banned for breaking the Sacred English Oath and revealing to foreigners our great secret that it's not actually always raining! :P
Banned for making the Sacred English Oath public knowledge.
Banned for continuing to speak of it!
Banned for preventing the course of Freedom of Speech
Banned for encouraging it :P
Banned for assuming I knew the context :P
Banned for not taking steps to discover it :P
Banned for encouraging investigation.
Banned because Sherlock told me to.
Banned because Mycroft made me :P
Banned because you're clearly working for Moriarty.
When I visited London some years before, it was on an August I think and it was fairly hot. It didn't rain, but one day. But! remember: the south is always hotter.
Mega BAN: You're all banned because you live in a colder place that ours! :D
Banned because you have not seen the recent weather here :P
Banned because it's feeling, not seeing, that's the issue with heat. :P
Banned because the heat has gone away, and I blame you :D
Banned for complaining about the heat, and then complaining when it's gone away :P
Banned for doing the same :P
Banned for lying outright :O I have not complained once that it's cooled down :P
Banned for not complaining :P
Banned for telling me what to do :P
Banned for liking it :P
Banned for suggesting such things :P
Banned for disagreement :P
Banned for wine-stealing and confusing the Tea. :P
Banned for wanting all the wine to yourself :P
Banned because you gave me more and you know it :P
Banned for telling the world!
Banned for denying me freedom of speech! :P
Banned for speaking freely.
Banned because you can't stop me! :P
Banned for thinking such silly things.
Banned for calling the thoughts silly.
Banned for thinking them sensible!
Banned for assuming that I thought they were sensible because I banned you for calling them silly! :P
Banned for your indecisiveness :P
Banned for banning your patron.
Banned for telling me off again :P
Both of you banned for fighting.
Banned because we aren't fighting
Banned for correcting me.
Banned for not wanting to be right
Banned for being a silly sock.
Banned for liking coffee
Officially banned for killing all the coffe plants around the globe!! !! !!
Banned for killing Somid.
Banned for trying to ban people so soon after your return.
Banned for thinking that matters.
Banned because you're not Nahk :o
But I am, just the opposite, and I ban you for being mean to me. :P
Banned for being the opposite of Nahk.
Banned because you desecrate the holy Nahk! This word is forbidden to all mortals of this Earth!
Banned because you're not of this Earth!
Banned for discriminating based on planet of origin!
Banned for believing Khan's word (ie that I'm an alien being)
Banned for denying it!
Banned for ignorance of the laws of the Time Lords.
Banned for claiming to know about Time Lord law.
Banned for suggesting Jubal isn't a Time Lord.
Banned for banning people for suggesting Jubal isn't a Time Lord.
Banned for Sacking Baghdad.
Banned for getting it wrong, the terminology is "Firing", not "Sacking".
Banned for being a grammar Nazi and invading Hungary.
Banned for apposing the expansion of the great empire of Grammarny!
Banned for falsifying history.
Banned for seeing history as a set moment it time.
Banned for seeing history through googles.
Banned for seeing history through time travel goggles.
Banned because you're history's most awesome necroposter!
Banned for being too kind.
Banned for not accepting the praise graciously as set out in Debrett's books.
Banned for nonsense.
Banned for calling Debrett's nonsense.
Banned for starring at paper.
*staring
Banned.
>:(
Hehehehe, *evil laugh*
Baned... cus evalness must prevail.
Banned under the supreme authority of the ban-hammer!
Banned for the unsupervised use of the ban-hammer!
Banned for attempting to enforce banhammer rules without proper authority.
Banned for banning the master at banning people for banning people who ban people.
Banned for rhetoric.
Banned for non rhetoric.
Banned for not realising my gifts at minimalist rhetoric.
Banned for being Megadux!
Banned for being a patrician!
Banned for being the duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...
Banned for banning who he homages in his sig
Banned for banning banners!
Banned for being so liberal on freedom of speech that it's contradictory!
Banned, for this thread!
Banned for confusing me in the "Outrageous lies about the person above you" thread. I don't deal well with double meanings set on specific rules.
Banned for being confused in The Beer Cellar!
Banned for not being drunk (and therefore confused) in the Beer Cellar!
Banned for encouraging underage drinking.
Banned for wanting us all to die of thirst.
Banned for quenching thirst with alcohol!
Banned for thinking that's a bad idea!
Banned for forgetting that alcohol dehydrates.
Banned for being a smart ass
Banned for thinking that it's a problem that I am.
Banned for thinking it isn't a problem when you are.
Banned, because I'm smart. :) You said so yourself.
Banned for being too smart
Banned for not being smart enough.
Banned for elitism.
Banned for having a green name!
Banned for being red (AND A COMMUNIST FOR THAT! GOSH DERN RUSSIANS AND THEIR SOVIET armadillo *'nam granda voice*)
Banned for such a big post!
Banned for placing restrictions where there aren't any
('cause this is 'MURICA!)
Banned, for miss spelling!
Banned for misspelling misspelling. :P
Banned, just cosine can!
Banned because I think you mean "just cosine tan" :P
Banned because what you did there was a huge Sin!
Banned for playing the Pope-[goat]
Banned, for not explaining your ban properly. Seriously, what'd you mean?
Banned for never knowing about the Pope of the Goats (shame on you! may you burn in the ever-lasting fires of goat-hell!)
Banned for creating a cult on Exilian!
Banned for not joining the PoGoat!
Banned for trying to recruit me.
Banned by not joining voluntarily (we'll see what happens about that...)
Banned for melting the whole forum with your superpowers!
Banned for solidifying the whole forum with your super fridge.
Banned for mentioning the F-word!
Banned because you are seeing untrue things!
Banned because everything depends on perspective.
Banned because my perspective demands that you are banned.
Banned because there is no perspective, only right facts and wrong facts.
And knitting.
Banned for your knitting.
Banned for being a wool-hater.
Banned for not hating the annoying fruffyness.
Banned for spreading hatred.
Banned for discouraging discussion
Banned for discussing.
Banned for negating the point of the site.
Banned for thinking that's the point of this site.
Banned for attempting to push incorrect points of the site?
Banned for banning someone on a forum game!
Banned for making this thread incoherent and lacking of purpose (don't make us think! I plead you!)
Banned for not giving the people of the forum free noodles.
Banned for banning an innocent!
Banned for thinking that free-noodle distribuation is something of innocent people
Banned for being xubed!
Banned because you should xube more often.
Banned for that pun! (CG as well!)
Banned because it wasn't really a pun per se, just messing around with debux's name.
Banned for being realistic!
Banned for accusing a perfectly nelogism-fearing hyperbolic squid like myself of realism!
Banned for Megaduxing!
Banned for no longer claiming to be The Khan.
Banned for no longer claiming that llamas are blue.
Banned for Sparta!
Banned for Thebes.
Hell yeah, Leuctra.
Banned for [insert country name]!
You'd be thinking of Macedon, Alexander the Great razed Thebes to the ground. :P
Banned for the Diadochi!
Bnned, for long words!
Banned for failing to even put enough vowels in words.
Banned on secret reasons known only to you!
Banned for keeping secrets.
Banned for being the NSA.
Banned for mentioning the NSA.
We're no doubt being monitored now. Hello NSA! Eat armadillo. :)
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Banned for not mentioning our old pals GCHQ!
Banned for not mentioning our old pal Alan Turing! :)
Banned for making me google words too much!
Banned because googling words is good and educates you. :P
Banned for not capitalizing Google.
Banned! Mwahahaha! I now have banning powers! Mwahahahaha!!
Banned for being power-mad
Banned from eating pickles!
Whaaa? Pickles are wonderful!
Banned for daring to question the pickleocracy :P
Banned for making pickles a democracy.
Banned for oppressing my pickles.
Banned for starting a pickle rebellion!
Banned for not hearing the pickles' voices sing for FREEDOM!
Banned for suggesting such a strange thing as pickles singing! :o
2x Ban for bothering with a pickle nation, eat the lot >:-) .
Banned for thinking that he wasn't doing so!
Banned because a dwarf told me to.
Banned for consorting with midget vampires.
Banned for discriminating against midget vampires
Banned for taking their side.
Banned for not realising that there are no sides.
Banned for siding with that theory.
Banned for making it a theory.
Banned for changing your name. :P (Although I actually don't mind it.)
It makes life much easier :)
Banned for not making a fuss about it.
Banned for banning nice people. :o
Banned for lying about being nice. ::)
Banned for being an impostor.
Banned because THE ELDER GODS DEMAND IT!
Banned for not having 10000 posts.
Banned for not having 400 posts. :o
Banned for not having 5000 posts
Banned for not having pi^pi^pi^pi posts.
Banned for being a person.
Banned for discriminating against non-persons.
Banned for discriminating against me. >:(
Banned because banned sounds like band and bands are good.
Banned for rubber band oh snap.
Banned with extreme prejudiced.
Banned for spelling PREJUDICE wrong.
Banned for spelling PREJUDICED wrong.
Banned for claiming to be a grammar Nazi when the evidence clearly speaks otherwise. :P
Banned for spelling GRAMAR wrong. ;D
Banned to end this tomfoolery.
Banned for taking my name in vain
Banned because it wasn't taking, just borrowing without asking :)
Fine, banned for stealing my name (can I have it back please?)
Banned for begging.
Banned for being mean to beggars! Poor people deserve a chance. :P
:D Banned for no reason. Obviously; I'm a bad guy. :)
BANNED :'(
Banned for showing the crying emote. Man up man.
Banned for perpetuating outdated forcible stereotypes of manliness.
Banned for thinking modernly. :o
Banned for not appreciating that my mind walks in eternity. :)
Banned... for that...
Banned for lack of decent reasons. :P
Banned for decent reason.
Banned for lack of indecent reasons.
Banned for b( . )( . )s.
Indecent enough?
Surely if those were meant to represent an o each you needed another b...
...so banned for unclear spelling in your indecency. :)
Banned, for spelling...
Banned for that comma.
Banned for intervening in our sacred grammar feud.
Banned for banning my comrade in our grammar war.
Banned for the sake of peace.
Banned for peace! Tis war wil neber emd!
Banned for not having any Dogecoin.
Banned for mentioning such a Portugaling mad thing!
Banned for secretly having dogecoin.
Banned for not having faith in me.
Banned for relying on faith rather than evidence.
Banned for not having faith in the evidence that's there.
Banned for not presenting the evidence.
Banned for stealing my dogecoin!
Banned for false accusations.
Banned for false banning.
Banned because a little birdie told me to.
Banned for being a cyclops.
Banned for being a Laestrygonian.
Banned for being able to spell Laestrygonian!
Banned for copy and paste!
Banned because you are a Chimera of copy-and-paste-dudes! :gandalfgrey: :aragorn:
Banned, because I am. :)
Banned because legolas. :legolas:
Banned because Matrix!
Banned because kitchen designs London.
Nabned cesaube Portugal!
Banned for speaking backwards.
Banned because I just changed the captcha.
Banned for infering that I am a bot.
Noitamrofni eslaf rof dennab!
Banned for speaking rubbish.
Banned for speaking English.
Banned for speaking Bloody Australian.
Banned for being racist.
Banned because Bloody Australian is not a race (though it should be).
Banned for all of the people that don't like you.
Not banned. :'(
Banned for being such a cow.
(I'm sorry, I'll be your friend. :) )
Banned for falling for my feigning!
Banned for being so fake! :o
Banned for faking!
Banned for hiding!
Banned to boost the site post count for today :P
Banned for booting the post count.
Banned for not knowing the difference between boosting and booting :P
Banned for think that,in the context used, it makes any difference.
Banned for trying to be the thought police.
Banned for mentioning The Police, even though they are good. 8)
Banned for posting a Youtube thing in a not Youtube thread.
Banned because that's practically CG's raison d'etre.
Banned for using French. :spew:
Banned with GARLIC ONION POWERS.
Jubal banned with the power of Thor's ban hammer (http://www.atomic-album.com/showPic.php/29043/BAN-HAMMER.jpg)
...because I like garlic, but not onion.
Banned with hugs and fluffy rabbits and cake. For the crime of being criminal.
Banned for inventing poker-dotted bunny rabbits.
Banned for not putting the bunny back in the box.
Banned for telling me to vote
Banned for not being as active as the awesome stormcloud used to do.
Banned for banning Stormcloud.
Baned for chocolate!
Banned for banning for chocolate
Banned for not chocolate.
Banned for having more Karma than me.
Banned because I want those ducklings in your dp. :P
Banned because i want a dragon.
Banned because you already have 9 dragon-like ducklings.
Banned for not being able to tell dragon hatchlings from ducklings.
Banned for not seeing the truth in the dragon ducklings!
Banned for giving up the secret that my ducklings were really dragon hatchlings disguised as ducklings.
Banned for thinking a disguise is cooler than the actual thing.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Banned for insinuating that my ducklings are not as cool as dragons.
Banned for not seeing the truth in the Drucklings!
Banned for making me jealous of your pink name.
Banned for not coming back sooner to get your own coloured name.
Banned because the little birds said so.
Banned for calling the little ducklings birdies.
Banned for conversing about my ducklings without their official permission.
Banned for thinking you own your ducklings.
Banned for thinking i would allow any kind of freedom to such well aged ducklings.
Banned for duckling slavery!
Banned for not accepting that i work my ducklings hard.
As you can see these ducklings have been trying to climb that slope in my pic for 6 years now. Every year a new duckling trys the climb to true duckhood, none have succeeded. They are more of trapped, but free to do whatever they like within the confinements of their pit of shame. It aint slavery its training for the war to come.
Banned for making war, not peace. (And making ducklings fight in it)
Banned for not accepting that when my ducklings fight the fight is already won. No one can raise a hand against a duckling.
Banned for thinking you can control the ducklings, they will turn on you.
Banned for not seeing my ducklings and me as a single unit which shall conquer all of humanity. We are the best of friends.
Banned for uniting ducklings.
Banned for not seeing that the ducklings have already won.
Banned for implying that ducklings would win over me!
Banned because ducklings always win. Always.
Banned for forgetting about your dragons.
Banned for not realising I wasn't including them! :P
Banned because my Ducklings > Dragons.
Banned for stating such and obvious truth.
Banned for not being banned from a band.
Banned because i'm jealous of your amount of posts. Almost like you run this place.
Banned for almost thinking Jubal runs the place. ;)
Banned for not knowing i run this place.
Banned for thinking you run this place :P
Banned for having a higher standing than me :(
Banned for not standing as high as Othko.
Banned cuz i like to pretend i can ban people when i cant.
Banned for trying to abuse your non existent Moderator powers.
Banned for not abusing your existing moderator powers.
Banned for advocating abuse of power
Banned for making post #2227 on the 'Ban the person above you' thread.
Banned for replying to post #2227 on the aforesaid thread.
Banned for replying to CG
Banned for banning someone for doing exactly what you have already done!
Banned for criticizing my awesome Moderation skills!
Banned for having triumphs
Banned for not having triumphs!
Banned for pointing out my failure :(
Banned for not achieving success.
Banned for picking on failures.
Banned for not being a failure!
Banned for failing to oppose the pyramid.
Banned for failing to stop the pyramid.
Banned because that's your job now.
Banned for giving people jobs.
Banned because you got elected to your job, smartass :P
Banned for holding elections for peoples jobs. :P
Banned because that's a constitutional function, not me :P
Banned for creating the constitutional function than!
Banned for saying things i cant understand
Banned for not understanding.
Banned for not understanding my misunderstanding.
Banned for some arbitrary reason.
Banned because reason!
Banned because science!
Banned for not arranging Exilicon in Manchester :P
Banned for not arranging Othkocon in manchester and inviting us all.
Banned for not arranging Gmdcon in [Gmd's local area] and inviting us all!
Banned because ExiliCon is basically local for GMD (though he failed to turn up). :P
Banned for pointing out the flaw in my banhammer. :P
Banned because the fault is not in your banhammer, Othko, it is in yourself. :P
/Shakespeareburn
#Ban #Jubal #[insert funny and witty reason]
Banned because in python those are comment marks not commands.
Banned for not realising Khan thought he was on twitter.
Banned because twitter.
Banned because Pythong
#Jubal is now banned
Banned for writing Pythong.
Banned for mocking my Pythong!
Banned for being Pywrong :P
Banned for not being a pizza eating weasel.
Banned for being a pizza eating weasel.
Banned, because banning people is something pizza eating weasels love to do.
Banned for blatant abuse of an administrative office :P
Banned for suppressing the banning rights and traditional culture of the pizza eating weasels.
Banned for arguing about pizza.
Banned for not appreciating that pizza eating weasels are important.
Banned for importing such a vermin!
Banned for hurting their feelings :(
Banned for thinking pizza eating weasels have feelings. Nothing that deprives me of my pizza can feel anything.
Banned because I really want those ducks :( :P
Banned for plotting to steal GMD's ducks. :P
Banned for thwarting duck-claiming plots!
Banned for revealing my plot! :P
Banned for plotting in the first place!
Banned for accusing me of plotting and believing I was plotting when really I was using a non-existent plot as a step to a reason to ban you!
Banned for not trying to steal ducks for us!
Banned for assuming I should carry out all the plots :P
Banned for being too lazy to steal ducks :P
Banned for not stealing me the ducks! :P
Banned for not kidnapping a goose!
Banned for making it all about geese!
Banned for being a home-invading goose!
Banned for having a pity party with Eeyore :P
Banned for not joining in Eeyore's parties :P
Banned for implying I don't make those parties!
Banned for being a party animal!
Banned for not being a party animal, as Eeyore is literally a party animal too. :P
Banned for not being accepting of non-party animals.
Banned for assuming I don't accept non-party animals, when in actuality I would just rather there were more party animals.
Banned for wanting me to be a party animal.
Banned for having expectations of me, but not allowing me to have expectations of you :P
Banned for having unrealistic expectations of me
Banned for having unrealistic expectations of me!
Banned so you two can sort your domestic argument out :P
Banned for banning the happy couple! :P
Banned for not following SOTK Alpha's lead in having a partner on Exilian (yay! hypocrisy!)
Banned for hypocrisy? :P
Banned for not turning up as my eternal support act at gigs enough :P
Banned for not playing enough gigs on the eternal tour :P
Banned because you were definitely supposed to be organising them!
Banned because you're the frontman, I assumed you were doing it!
Banned for not realising the violence inherent in the system.
Banned for being repressed.
Banned for false consciousness created by the bourgeoisie.
Banned for not voting me for King.
Banned because I'm pretty sure you've never even stood for that post.
Banned because YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Banned because I do.
Banned for making a valid point.
Banned for adhering to outdated, primitive concepts of "validity".
Banned for erasure of historical uses of the term 'validity'
Banned for [reasons redacted].
Banned for making rules!
Banned for not making rules :P
Banned for making rules about not making rules.
Banned for ruling.
Banned for ruling on ruling.
Banned for banning me and thus overruling my ruling ruling.
Banned for attempting sensible confusion.
Banned for being insensible in confusion.
Banned for your insensitive nonsensical sensible confusive insults of my insensible confusionness
Banned because I'm sleepy
Banned for being sleepy
Banned for trying to kill me through sleep deprivation
Banned for not seeing it as a good assassination plan.
Banned for trying to assassinate me.
Banned for excessively banning Khan
Banned for having too minimalist a view of what classifies as excess.
Banned for being excessively excessive and minimally minimalist.
Banned for minimising my minimalism, thus excessively minimising the extent to which my minimalism is excessive, and exceeding the excess of my minimal tolerance for minimisation of my excessively minimal nature.
Banned for being plainly obfuscatory.
Banned because I'm emphatically not a Tory, obfusca or any other variety >:(
Banned for being emphatic
Banned for being too lily-livered to face the might of my fully operational emphasis.
Banned for having an avatar that is too thematically similar to mine
Banned because I got my avatar first.
Banned for prejudicially preferring precedence.
Banned because the format of this game requires me to ban the person above me.
There is no further reason, there is no justice, there is only emptiness and the banhammer.
Banned for reifying nihilism.
Banned for lack of avatar
Banned for being avatarist.
Banned for being secretly the AVATSAR
Banned for suggesting I'm a thing that Google doesn't know exists.
Banned for suggesting that Google is a fair arbiter of knowledge.
Banned for suggesting glaurung was making assumptions about the fairness Google shows in its arbitration of knowledge
Banned for being a pro Google spy
Banned for not agreeing that Google is great
Banned for corporate shilling
Banned for introducing pre-decimal currency!
Banned for currency discrimination >:(
Banned for using unnecessarily stern emoticons
Banned for not realising the importance of stern emoticons in enforcing the LAW >:(
Banned for possession of scales
Banned because WEIGHING FLOUR IS NOT A CRIME
Banned for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds across the forum
Banned for not recognising that they are in fact his secret twin Brian Reynolds.
Banned for unreasonably expecting people to distinguish identical twins.
Banned for lowering my expectations of people.
Banned because I feel the need for a non sequitur.
Banned for using fancy latin words.
Banned for objecting to English's habit of acquiring vocabulary from other languages.
Banned for anthropomorphising systems of communication
Banned for using a long word.
Banned for floccinaucinihilipilificating long words.
Banned because I want food.
Banned for not having food.
Banned for not giving me food.
Banned for not contemplating the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron.
Banned for presuming that I do not contemplate the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron on a constant basis.
Banned for not devoting sufficient contemplation time to Professor McBlusterFluff's Highly Trained Titmouse
Banned for assuming that the Highly Trained Titmouse and the Mushroom cannot be considered simultaneously as separate facets of a gestalt whole.
Banned for being unclear about considering separate facets of a gestalt whole, since only initially admitting to constantly considering one.
Banned for not seeing the obvious truth of my epistemological position on this matter.
Banned because of sudden ellipsism
Banned because... of sudden ellipses...
Banned for ignoring other conic sections.
Banned for not being ignorant of my ignorings.
Banned for objecting to my objection.
Banned because your objection is no object to me objectionably banning you.
Banned for overuse of the letter J
Banned for being letterist - digits have rights too!
Banned because digits also have lefts.
Banned for not having invented a new flavour gravy recently
Banned for being stuck aboard the gravy train.
Banned for not spotting that I had intentionally omitted the word "of" in my previous post.
Banned for not appreciating that of isn't strictly grammatically necessary in that sentence in many English dialects to begin with.
Banned because my banhammer will go rusty from lack of use otherwise.
Banned for spreading misinformation about chemistry as lack of use is not, in fact, a cause of oxidation.
Banned for not considering that "my banhammer" might be the way Glaurung refers to his ability to ban people, rather than an actual object that is subject to oxidisation
Banned for implying I might not have an actual physical banhammer.
Banned because pics or it didn't happen.
Banned for doubting the existence of the One True Banhammer.
(Pics will follow just as soon as I work out how to attach them to an Exilian post.)
Banned for acquiescing to jubals unreasonable demands
Banned for not giving me time to post a picture of the One True Banhammer.
(http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~mwaller/photos/IMG_4226-0.25.jpg)
So pleasingly rust-free, from recent use...
Banned for placing the one true banhammer on lowly bits of paper, and not fine velvets and/or silks
Banned for undervaluing paper, which is great.
Is it great that I undervalued paper? Or is paper great?
Banned for lack of clarity.
Banned for unwillingness to appreciate constructive ambiguity.
Banned for breaking my ambiguity about whether I was being constructively ambiguous.
Banned for having 29300 posts on this forum (at time of writing). 30000 would be far more pleasing.
Banned for not appreciating the particular mathematical beauty of 22 x 52 x 293.
Banned for giving an exemplar that does not update according to my current post count.
Banned for failing to provide a mechanism for one member's posts to auto-update based on another member's post-count.
Banned for proposing more technical mechanisms when I don't have the time to make them :(
Banned because it is Thursday
Banned because it is still Thursday
Banned for not living in a timezone where Thursday ends between 12:17 UTC and 12:31 UTC.
Banned for advocating meddling with the laws of time.
Banned for not advocating for a UTC+11:30 timezone, which would have had the desired effect of ending Thursday between the relevant two posts.
Banned for timezone advocation
Banned for suppressing free speech.
Banned because it's been much too long and the unsatiated Banhammer is becoming restless.
Banned for giving in to the banhammer's demonic whisperings
Banned for not recognising when the Banhammer Must Be Obeyed.
Banned because quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Banned for overlooking the "checks and balances" built into the Exilian constitution.
Banned for not being sufficiently in check.
Banned because the Banhammer accepts no checks.
Banned for untruths - the Banhammer is definitely secretly a massive fan of plaid.
Banned for suggesting that the banhammer has secrets that it is unable to keep secret from everybody
Banned for daring to suppose that the banhammer of the ancients is some mere unmysterious tool.
Banned for having unregistered scales
Banned for weighing in on my inalienable right to weigh in.
Banned for relying on gravity to make your point.
Banned for relying on language to make your point
Banned for making an anti-language post on Cyril and Methodius day! >:(
But... it was drawing attention to language. I did it specially!
Banned for making me feel bad.
I'm sorry! Banned for making me feel bad about making you feel bad :(
Banned because it's been six and half days since the previous post.
Banned for not waiting for another half day to make a nice round number
Banned for implying that seven is a "round" number, when it's obviously angular and spiky.
Banned for assuming that we're all using the latin characters for seven, when ზ is quite curly.
Banned for assuming that I'm referring to the character used for the number in any script, Latin or otherwise.
I am unclear on what you meant, then. By indicating that a seven is angular and spiky, and the reason for this should be obvious, you must have been referring to the pointy latin character, otherwise how would we know what you meant?
Banned for suggesting that non-obvious things are obvious
Banned for assuming I'm being at all consistent or reliable in my reasons for banning people in this thread.
Banned for obscene levity.
Banned for sober gravity.
Banned for failing to account for the slightly tipsy weak nuclear force.
Banned for excluding electromagnetism.
Banned so you can go sit in the ban pool with your electromagnetism, which is also banned.
Banned for electrocuting everyone in the ban pool.
Banned for unfairly blaming me for the actions of natural forces.
Banned for not taking account of predictable outcomes of your actions.
Banned because I don't want to be isolated in the ban pit by myself and would like company.
Banned for indecisiveness as to whether the ban area is a pit or a pool.
Banned so you can go find out and report back for me :)
Banned because you're already in it and can find out for yourself.
Banned for not accepting a ban
Banned for unnecessarily banning me when I'm already banned.
Banned because there is always a deeper ban pit to ban people further into.
Banned for introducing a hierarchy of bans without referring it to the Plaza.
Banned for curtain bothering
Banned for unexpectedly introducing curtains in a discussion that had hitherto avoided them.
Banned for not seeing the curtain behind the curtain.
Banned for introducing a hierarchy of curtains as well.
Banned for advocating curtain anarchy
Banned for forbidding some good, wholesome anarchy
Banned for excluding evil, unwholesome anarchy.
Banned for insufficient attention to oligarchy.
Banned for pretending to be that oligarchy.
Banned for murder most foul.
Banned for murder most banal
Banned for dissing my murder panache levels.
Banned because it's been nearly a whole month since the last post.
Banned because, as the last poster before the hiatus, I was the sole person not able to solve the issue.
Banned so that isn't a problem again!
Banned for trying to solve the problem by banning the person who didn't cause the problem, rather than any of the people who did.
Banned because I can't ban any of the people who caused the problem.
Banned for an unrelated reason
Banned for not sticking with the topic.
Banned for chocolate bar favouritism
Banned for oppressing people's right to have chocolate bar preferences
Banned because you reminded me I have no chocolate and cannot satisfy the cravings.
Banned for failure to ensure effective supply lines for your position.
Banned for besieging me.
Banned because it will make beieging you much easier.
Banned for beieging forum members
Banned for implying that I'm only besieging forum members. I'm an equal opportunity siege engineer thankyou very much.
Banned because this seems to be the only option available.
Banned because you had the option of posting in many other threads instead of banning me.
Banned for overlooking the fact that I had posted in other threads too, AND for complaining about being banned (in a thread whose sole purpose is to ban people, no less) when you previously complained about not being banned.
Banned for excessively justifying punitive measures
Banned for implying inadequate justification is acceptable.
Banned for being secretly a guitar.
Banned for revealing my secret identity.
Banned for concealing your identity.
Banned for implying that concealed identities are always bad.
Banned for implying an extrapolation of the above post which was not implied in the original. I only said that concealing *your* identity was bad with no reference to the general case.
Banned for not incorrectly using "you're" in any of the aforementioned posts
Banned for likewise not incorrectly using you're in the above posts.
Your right!
Banned for grievous correctness.
Banned for Obi-Wan Wrongness.
Banned because I can't think of a relevant witty response.
Banned for refusing to use an irrelevant reason
Banned for not recognising that my reason was irrelevant.
I assume that if you would provide a response, witty or otherwise it would be to say: you are banned for [reason].
Banned for attempted banning without having a reason.
Fish! Or, banned for being insufficiently surreal.
Banned for the previous post not using the pun "insuf-fish-ently".
Banned because somebody has to be.
Banned because the hamsters told me to.
Banned for relying on what the hamsters told you.
Banned for sullying the good name of the hamsters by questioning their judgement.
Banned for ignoring the sullied nature of the bad name of hamsters
Banned for misrepresenting my position: I'm not ignoring the sullying, I'm trying to prevent it, because it's unjust.
Banned because I am ignoring the hamsters.
Banned because I am also ignoring the hamsters
Banned because I clearly can't win: people who listen to the hamsters ban me, and people who ignore the hamsters ban me.
Banned because the hamsters continue to demand it.
Banned, in the hope that you will free yourself from the insatiable demands of your rodent masters.
Banned for showing signs of rebellion against the hamsters.
Banned for even suggesting that rebelling against the hamsters is conceptually possible.
Banned for not supporting the rat republic
Banned for ratting us out
Banned for playing the pipes and leading all the rats away.
Banned because it wasn't a pipe it was an ocarina.
Banned because the thread has been quiet for too long.
Banned for disturbing the thread's peaceable slumber
banned for not having played the ocarina in a while
Banned for not having given me a drum accompaniment to play the ocarina to.
Banned for ignoring the manifest virtues of the kazoo as a musical instrument.
Banned for not busting out a mind blowing kazoo solo
Banned for inciting the blowing of our minds, that stuff's highly dangerous.
Banned for the unwanted mental image.
Banned, because the banhammer must not be allowed to gather dust.
Banned for implying the Mighty Banhammer cannot keep itself dust-free.
Banned for implying that the Mighty Banhammer lacks full consciousness and a developed soul.
Banned because the Mighty Banhammer is all too conscious, and becoming bored of inactivity.
Banned because I have to wait 3 months for a sofa
Banned because the Mighty Banhammer has no need of such hedonistic comforts.
Banned for denying the Mighty Banhammer the hedonistic comforts that should be lavished upon its glory.
Banned for trying to soften up the Mighty Banhammer in order to avoid its majestic swing.
Banned for implying the Mighty Banhammer can be softened up.
Banned because hammers are fun.
Banned because the Mighty Banhammer has become twitchy after more than a week of inactivity.
Banned for daring to guess the twitchiness levels of the banhammer
Banned for suggesting that the Mighty Banhammer is concerned anyone knows it's twitchy.
Banned for suggesting people suggested things that they did not suggest
Banned because I am easily confused.
Banned for wielding the banhammer under the influence of confusion
Banned because if I have to wait until I'm totally certain I'll never do anything (probably).
Banned because there's a gap between confusion and certainty in which one can reside. In theory, probably.
Banned because I'm uncertain whether I'm confused.
Banned because I am too tired for confusion.
Banned because I am tired of confusion, or confused about tiredness, or maybe just tired and confused.
Banned because all of this reminds me of this song
Banned because the track is, depressingly, still relevant more than thirty years after it was released.
Banned because a technicolour raccoon told me to in the name of surrealism.
Banned for listening to the technicolour raccoon.
Banned for not innately trusting anything surreal enough to be plausibly from a classic BBC children's TV show.
Banned because the Mighty Banhammer was becoming bored of inactivity.
Banned for consorting with a flock of demonic eldritch sparrows from the farthest reaches of deep space.
Banned for besmirching the good name of the sparrows, who, though eldritch, are definitely not demonic.
Banned for not only consorting with, but actively supporting the eldritch sparrows, when the demonic eldritch chaffinches are far superior
Banned for promoting divisiveness between the various flocks of eldritch fowl.
Banned for misidentifying sparrows and chaffinches as fowl when the term should really refer to members of the superorder clade Galloanserae, whilst both sparrows and chaffinches are self-evidently passerines.
Banned for rejecting the etymology of the English word "fowl", from Old English "fugol" meaning simply "bird".
Banned for fowl play.
Banned because it's 2023, and no-one has been banned for far too long.
Banned because it will get me points in the Exilian(TM) boardgame.
banned for being creative AND scholarly in the plague time (our ration cards allow us one or the other, its in the rules)
Banned for attempting to divide scholarship neatly from creativity* :)
*I am making this point flippantly, please don't ask me to justify my position!
Banned for excessive flippancy
Banned for insufficient flippancy
Banned for insufficient flippers
Banned for being a spy for the penguin oligarchs.
Banned for banning Glaurung on a Tuesday, which is forbidden
Banned for speaking the deep magic to me: for I was there when it was written.
Banned for lurking during the inaugural deep magic writings
Banned for knowing I was lurking, which reveals that you were also there in order to know that I was lurking as opposed to doing anything else during the writing of the deep magic, which is therefore an admission that you were also lurking during the inaugural deep magic writings.
Banned for not considering that I am best buds with the writers of the deep magic, and that they could have told me about the lurking
Banned for what I think is probably heresy
Banned for hear say
Banned for not hearing and saying anyway
Banned for remembering the forbidden haiku
Banned for suppressing
Poems in a futile way;
The haiku sees all