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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / The Reply Game
« on: April 25, 2010, 09:22:38 AM »
I take out of +4 Rifle of Fear and start taking pot shots at them, reducing their moral by 5d5%,  I can reduce their moral up to 25% per turn, and my critical shot effect can instantly make an enemy route, called the "Retreat!" effect. It also has 1d20 damage and a 85% hit chance due to a +1 Scope of Undying Perception. It also has a 1d6 damage bonus versus humanoids and giant floating heads due to Silver Bullets of the Human Slayer.

After several turns, most of your braniacs are either dead, running away or are trying to climb over their dead bodies to get to the radio.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Spoil a wish
« on: April 21, 2010, 05:20:12 PM »
I make a wish, after forgetting to, but it's a really boring one.

I wish I had Star Wars Battlefront 2

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The Boozer / So, Who is an active member?
« on: April 18, 2010, 09:35:57 AM »
Jacos is active :(

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Tabletop Games - The Game Room / So what is Warhammer?
« on: April 18, 2010, 09:31:30 AM »
TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY GOBLINS!

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Bethesda Entertainment / Your Favorite Oblivion Movies/Videos
« on: April 18, 2010, 09:21:41 AM »
That made me laugh.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Spoil a wish
« on: April 18, 2010, 09:05:40 AM »
You do, and it sucks.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / The Reply Game
« on: April 18, 2010, 09:04:42 AM »
*talks into radio*

This is Doctor Dastardly, we are go for the bombing run.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Spoil a wish
« on: April 13, 2010, 06:29:52 PM »
You become better, make an AMAZING mod, and then warband comes out and everybody stops going on yours and plays on the new warband mods.

I wish I was a god.

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I want to be an auther when I'm older.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / PANTS!
« on: April 13, 2010, 11:38:34 AM »
A friend is one who has the same pants as you have.
All I am, or can be, I owe to my pants.
Avoid pants if you would have peace.
-Abraham Lincon

Pants is the soul of an army. -George Washington

Life is not an exact science, it is pants. -Samuel Butler

Sports is like a war without pants. -Ted Turner

From my rotting pants, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.  -Edvard Munch

Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear pants. -Erik H. Erikson

Cleverness is not pants.
No one can confidently say that pants will still be living tomorrow.
-Euripides


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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / The Reply Game
« on: April 13, 2010, 11:25:04 AM »
I use my +10 Penis of Brute Sexiness!

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / The Reply Game
« on: April 10, 2010, 01:05:15 PM »
Activate Simon Cowell!

"I'm sorry, you fail at Break Dancing. Next!"

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / The Reply Game
« on: April 09, 2010, 10:37:34 AM »
You must combat the person who posted above you with a silly responce, etc

Guy1: Flying spaghetti monster!
Guy2: Bite my shiny SSM! (Spaghetti Seeking Missile)
Guy3: Yeah? Kiss my god powers!
Guy1: Atheism activate!
Guy3: I use convertion!
Guy2: I use convertion on you!
Guy4: I nuke you all, bitches!
Guy1: no fair :(

I'll start us off.

I activate my +1 mace of stamina! Take that!

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / King of the Hill
« on: March 28, 2010, 02:43:18 PM »
*Pushes whoever has a hill and and says:*

Your hill is now MY HILL!

Buwhahahaahha!

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Guess Who Will Post Next
« on: March 28, 2010, 02:41:11 PM »
I win!

Uh, I guess it will be Jubel, telling me not to ressurect threads.

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