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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / The Reply Game
« on: April 09, 2010, 10:37:34 AM »
You must combat the person who posted above you with a silly responce, etc

Guy1: Flying spaghetti monster!
Guy2: Bite my shiny SSM! (Spaghetti Seeking Missile)
Guy3: Yeah? Kiss my god powers!
Guy1: Atheism activate!
Guy3: I use convertion!
Guy2: I use convertion on you!
Guy4: I nuke you all, bitches!
Guy1: no fair :(

I'll start us off.

I activate my +1 mace of stamina! Take that!

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Bethesda Entertainment / The Diary of Jacos Farinas
« on: February 17, 2010, 11:46:36 PM »
(( Hello, just a little RP diary here. Feel free to read along and make a comment. If you want to make an appearance, message me. ))
(( Also, most of these charaters are NOT Oblivion charaters. and in this version of Oblivion, the events are quite different! :) ))
(( Finally, it'll go into live things also, not only diary pages. It'll get alot more exciting too. Give it time. ))
(( And don't forget to write your OWN charater diary's! ))

Jacos Farinas, the tall, fairly handsome male Imperial, whom was twenty-one years of age, sat at his desk, dipping his quill into a pot of black ink, and writing out a page in his diary.

Last Seed, 23, 3E433.

I write this with great sorrow, for my father, Bennis Farinas, has recently passed away, at an old age of 67. He died of an illness he came into contact with when he was bit by an old, diseased rat he found in his basement. I shall not forget him. I remember the hunting trip he brought me on, when I was seventeen, and we hunted deer. I still hunt deer now, selling the venison and other parts of the deer and occasional boar I chance upon at the market. I make an exellent hunter. My father was always proud of me. I'm sure he still would be.

I have begun writing this diary, and on a bad start. Hopefully, news shall become brighter in the next few days.

Angelina, my good female Altmer friend, visited me yesterday, in my house in the temple district. She brings such a pleasant suprise to my day when she visits. I remember when she brought me one of her fantastic pies. Maybe I should visit her more often.

Today has been fairly uneventful, other than my luck, managing to hunt over twenty deers after a long day hunting. A local forest seems to be full of deers, and it's fortunate that my employer will pay four septims for the venison I bring him. That, and, I chanced upon a sacred wayshrine. When I approached, I saw a group of priests praying there. Soon, being near the alter, I felt like I was humming from inside. I say down, said a little prayer, and I felt renewed. I saw a small bite a deer had given me close up. It was quite amazing. I should visit tomorrow too. Perhaps I will.


Jacos heard a knock at the door. He sighed, getting up. He stared out the window. Childeren ran through the streets, a man hid in the shadows, creeping back when he saw Jacos notice him, men walked around, their wives beside them, or without them. Women walked around the street, gossiping with other women - "I heard that man, what's his name? Ah yes, Terrias Molloni, was seen in bed with Perrin Quent's wife!" and other chit chat, which Jacos did not take that much interest in. He was a fairly social man, but did not care much for rumors. He also saw guards walking around the streets, with their iron armor and their longswords. He also noticed a wealthy looking man at his door.

Jacos walked towards the door, opening it up. "How may I help you?"

After a conversation, Jacos went back to his diary.

Well, well. it seems a wealthy merchant needs me to do a favor, and he's willing to pay fifty septims for me, which is two days wages!

He requires me to do a favor. According to him, whilst he was travelling in his caravan, a highwayman robbed him. He said "The highway man robbed me blind, and fled north. He'd killed my guard at a range with a bow, and taken all my goods. I beleive he fled to Bloody Razor, a camp of bandits. Unfortuantly, the guards have denied to do anything, due to 'Lack of evidence'!"

I think I'll go see Jonnis, my brother. He can help me. We've always shared tasks like this, and split the reward, 50-50. Except for time when he argued that 'I was the one that killed the troll! I was three quaters of the money!'. When I argued that the troll was already badly wounded, and that I had hurt it alot with my bow-and-arrows, he just grunted and accepted the 50-50 offer.
Ahh, the good day when I killed my first troll. Then again, it had been badly hurt by an adventurer it had killed before, and starved - it had not eaten much, apart from a few skinny adventurers. And ofcourse, a fat merchant. That's why I was hired to kill it by the merchants wealthy son - he claimed it was for 'revenge', but when I found out that he wanted a 'old family amulet', it was obvious he just wanted to sell some expensive jewlery his father had.

Well, the hour grows late, and I become weary. I now retire to my bed for the night.

-Jacos Farinas.


Jacos closed to book, but remained seated at his desk for a minute. He remembered how he had killed a troll. He remembered the good days of hunting with his father. But he knew they were over. And he remembered how he had to flee from his home, as a blood first gang of goblins attacked, murdering his mother. He frowned, and got up, going upstairs to his bedroom.

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Spamfest! / Spam-amid
« on: December 18, 2009, 01:18:54 PM »
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General Chatter - The Boozer / Christmas!
« on: December 15, 2009, 09:44:59 PM »
Yohoho! Merry Christmas! 'Tis the season to start writin' Geeky christmas songs.. I'll start us off.

Oooooohhh! On the first day of Geekmas, my clan member gave to me, a Sony PSP!

On the second day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the third day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, Halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the fouth day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, fooouuuur gooolden USB stiiicks! halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

On the fith day of geekmas, my clan member gave to me, five CD cases, fooouuuur gooolden USB stiiicks! halo three, two wireless controllers and a Sony PSP!

How about another?

Jingle nerds! Jingle nerds!
WoW sucks so baaad!
The grammer sucks,
The customer service portugals,
And the imbalance screws over all!
 
Now write your own!

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Bethesda Entertainment / Your Favorite Oblivion Movies/Videos
« on: December 14, 2009, 05:28:07 PM »
What are your favorite Oblivion films and stuff? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niAaTQfSWcs&feature=related I find very funny.


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