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Messages - Captain Carthage

#841
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Guess Who Will Post Next
February 19, 2011, 06:16:20 PM
I'm so happy.  :$

Now Goldy.
#842
"What! How dare you accuse me of this you rapscallions."

Yelled Rincewind.

"Were I a vengeful man I'd turn you all into rabbits."

Glancing round Rincewind gaze fell upon the hooligan who had stated it all.

"You were awfully quick to vote for me, Jubal."
#843
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Guess Who Will Post Next
February 19, 2011, 06:05:05 PM
Why does no one ever think I'll be next.

Any way CG
#844
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / 3 word story
February 19, 2011, 11:34:18 AM
In the beginning there was Pike. Wielded by a deadly armoured panda, twenty feet tall, with great big ears, it killed a rat and offered it to blood god Khorne for the lulz. It's pet parrot joined the Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit
#845
Because I used the powers I inherited from the Deceiver to trick you. (I'm running with the whole celestial love child thing by the way.)

Can you feel the love tonight?
#846
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Bar Fight Arena
February 18, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
I reach under the counter and activate the bar's defence systems. Unfortunately the bar has achieved sentience and kicks us all out.

We must now ban together to take back the bar and the alcohol there in.
#847
I stole it and through it into the sun.

What gave Phoenixguard the idea that I don't like you guys?
#849
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / 3 word story
February 18, 2011, 04:42:39 PM
In the beginning there was Pike. Wielded by a deadly armoured panda, twenty feet tall, with great big ears, it killed a rat and offered it to blood god Khorne for the lulz. It's pet parrot joined the Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit
#850
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
February 18, 2011, 04:40:34 PM
Banned for insulting our intelligence by telling us what you meant when it was obvious.
#851
Finished/Dead Mafias and RPGs / World Alliances
February 18, 2011, 04:34:07 PM
Kingdom management!

I'm totally in.
#852
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Guess Who Will Post Next
February 18, 2011, 04:31:08 PM
Have no fear citisens for I come to save you.

comrade_general bring us The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
#853
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Beat the armor/weapon
February 18, 2011, 04:27:55 PM
FOOL!!!!!

By throwing me into the sun, you merely gave me a better opportunity to eat it.

That was delicious! Now when
#854
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Bar Fight Arena
February 17, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
I (the bartender who you K.O.ed) get up and ask if you would like another drink.
#855
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Beat the armor/weapon
February 17, 2011, 06:13:19 PM
Stand aside Phoenix.

It is a little known fact that I am actually the bastard child of The Deceiver & Tzeentch, a love that could never be.

As the son of the star-eating god, I think I'm the most qualified here to get rid of stars. OM NOM NOM!