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Messages - Captain Carthage

#856
Phoenixguard enjoys being inside Mark
#857
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / 3 word story
February 17, 2011, 05:59:15 PM
In the beginning there was Pike. Wielded by a deadly armoured panda, twenty feet tall, with great big ears, it killed a rat and offered it to blood god Khorne for the lulz. It's pet parrot joined the Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit
#858
Because you both so self centred.

Why is the "add topic" button on Exilian so small?
#859
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Ban the person above you
February 17, 2011, 05:51:06 PM
Both of you banned for having post wars on several threads.
#860
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / The Reply Game
February 17, 2011, 05:40:56 PM
Badger Brigade!

Deploy Flamethrowers!
#861
A fun murderer.
#862
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Guess Who Will Post Next
February 17, 2011, 05:23:35 PM
+++ Incoming message form Britainshire +++

Hello lieutenant Nightangel here.

Patch me through to ComradeGeneral please.

+++ Message ends +++
#863
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / King of the Hill
February 16, 2011, 06:23:04 PM
My Dwarf army tunnels in and ceases the hill. They then proceed to man the defences far better than you ever could.
#864
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Beat the armor/weapon
February 16, 2011, 06:20:35 PM
Laser Cannon!
#865
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / The Reply Game
February 16, 2011, 06:16:51 PM
All units mobilise! Badger Brigade!

Go! Go! Go!
#866
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / 3 word story
February 16, 2011, 06:10:26 PM
In the beginning there was Pike. Wielded by a deadly armoured panda, twenty feet tall, with great big ears, it killed a rat and offered it to blood god Khorne for the lulz. It's pet parrot joined the Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit
#867
Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Spoil a wish
February 16, 2011, 06:06:12 PM
The monkey is not suicidal, but he is homicidal!

I wish the British Empire was restored.
#868
Finished/Dead Mafias and RPGs / An Amazing RPG!
February 16, 2011, 06:02:29 PM
If you remember phoenix Rincewind can't do magic for squat.
#869
Finished/Dead Mafias and RPGs / An Amazing RPG!
February 16, 2011, 12:01:06 PM
"I Rincewind the court magician, volunteer to help find this monster! I will us my amazing powers of divination to find this killer and put them to rest."

What can I say I'm a big Terry Pratchett fan.
#870
Tabletop Games - The Game Room / The Rules of Warhammer
February 15, 2011, 12:58:46 PM
The Rules of Warhammer
1.We do not talk about Squats
2.We do NOT talk about Squats
3.We are the fanbase
4.The fanbase is larger than you would expect
5.Some of the fanbase never forgives
6.Games Workshop can be a horrible, senseless uncaring monster.
7.Games Workshop can still deliver. (From time to time)
8.There are no balanced rules really.
9.There are no balanced armies either.
10.If you play any other gaming systems don