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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 08, 2019, 08:52:56 PM »
Rail

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 08, 2019, 07:20:31 PM »
Dishy

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 08, 2019, 01:31:08 PM »
Dust

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Change a Letter III
« on: October 08, 2019, 08:28:08 AM »
Maybe there is one in Bali?

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 08, 2019, 07:56:59 AM »
Dungeon

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« on: October 07, 2019, 03:15:40 PM »
Unfortunately it can only say "All cows are jolly great nincompoops" causing them to be rather cross

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Spoil a wish
« on: October 07, 2019, 03:00:34 PM »
Your brain is able to focus. It focuses in the sights of a gun owned by an assassin. He now has a clear shot and shoots you. In the brain.

I wish that wasps would remain as they are, except they can't sting people

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 07, 2019, 02:57:10 PM »
Lima

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Change a Letter III
« on: October 07, 2019, 02:54:47 PM »
Surely you can't let these people walk all over you?

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Last Post
« on: October 07, 2019, 02:53:03 PM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You win. Once and for all.

No need to post again or confirm. Everyone agrees.

All hail Jubs  :pangolin:

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Word Association
« on: October 07, 2019, 12:41:20 PM »
Shaved

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Change a Letter III
« on: October 07, 2019, 12:40:16 PM »
Awesome! Why talk to your enemies when you can blow them up!

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Because cows like to stand in fields, eat grass, and do business. I think that many garden owners are concerned that their lawns will become unmanicured.

Do you think that shirts should be called shorts, and shorts called shirts? Because shirts have one more "o" shaped opening (4) than shorts do (3). Surely the shirt is more deserving of having an "o" in it?

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Would you rather?
« on: October 07, 2019, 10:14:10 AM »
I am fine as a non-cow entity, thanks. I choose FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE

Would you rather....

1. Every 3 months you can go back in time and have a one-hour conversation with the historical figure of your choice, in the setting and context of your choosing (being able to understand each other perfectly).

The cost of this power is that when you are in the present a tearful person will forever more follow you around, looking very concerned at you as if you are terribly upset but are managing to bear it well. Generally, they will keep their distance but from time to time they'll come over with a hanky and dab it at your eyes as if they have just managed to prevent a sudden upwelling of tears and blow their own nose. If someone asks you or them what is wrong, they won't speak, but begin to noisily weep and break down as though the very thought of it can't bear repeating - and the asker should know better than to bring it up.  You will not be able to tell anyone what is going on.

or

2. Once per day you must summon 500g to 1kg of 1 item of food. For example, some truffles, pastries, carrots, rice or anything. Full meals don't count. They can be cooked or uncooked and must be consumed by you.

The cost of this power is that the food item is brought to you by a very swarthy looking person. They will follow you around for 10 of your waking hours. You will need to share the food with them. They will evilly chuckle and look at you knowingly (and the food whilst it is near you) as if to suggest that there is something very sinister about what you have done or where the food came from. If anyone asks you or them what they are doing there they will laugh in quite a maniacal fashion and look from you to them in astonishment that you haven't explained what's going on. You will not be able to tell anyone what is going on.

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The Beer Cellar - Forum Games! / Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« on: October 07, 2019, 09:27:11 AM »
Unfortunately, a recent, sudden and devastating cow plague changes the course of events.  :moo: :moo:

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