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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish
« on: April 12, 2020, 07:51:33 PM »
It does no longer hurt when you type things. However, everything else hurts, whenever you no longer type things.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« on: April 12, 2020, 07:50:06 PM »
It would, but the constraints of society are weighing so hard on it, it is too shy to try.
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Food Discussion - The Jolly Boar Kitchen / Re: What have you been eating?
« on: April 12, 2020, 07:48:29 PM »
That food looks pretty tasty though. My mom made ham baked in bread for Easter, it's tradition... I had a lot of bread... 
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Food Discussion - The Jolly Boar Kitchen / Re: What have you been eating?
« on: April 06, 2020, 04:29:35 PM »
We've been having varieties of bread for dinner the last couple days, that is a very low maintainance solution to making dinner... (btw, shouldn't you have gotten hot water on Friday? Or did I get that wrong?)
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish
« on: April 06, 2020, 04:25:07 PM »
You have instantaneous healing magic, but you have no idea how to use it. As dosage makes the poison, you inadvertantly poison yourself with your healing magic.
I wish I could do more druidcrafts..
I wish I could do more druidcrafts..
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish
« on: April 04, 2020, 11:55:08 AM »
birds visit your terrace. Unfortunately, they are vultures looking for food, and are unwilling to wait for you to die before they start snacking on you!
I wish the read through was going quicker
I wish the read through was going quicker
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill
« on: April 04, 2020, 11:45:35 AM »
I decide I have had enough of this sillyness. I take my true form as a gigantic periwinkle blue dragon and roast the hill with blue fire. I then burrow inside and build myself a nice cave to live in.
My hill!
My hill!
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Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza / Re: The Crowne Grippe (COVID-19 Thread)
« on: April 04, 2020, 11:04:42 AM »The masks for shoppers thing seems to be having an awkward roll-out - which is to say, I went shopping today and did not wear a mask at any point, because, well, there weren't any being given out at the shop, or indeed any on sale at the shop, and I can't create them by magic. I guess maybe the bigger supermarkets are rolling them out first?
According to what I heard on the news, shops under 400 square meters do not have to abide by that rule, but it is reccommended that everyone try and get a mask for themselves... Do you know anyone crafty who can sew you one and drop it in your mailbox, maybe?
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill
« on: April 03, 2020, 06:27:54 PM »
I have received an upgrade called "hug". I am now even more unstoppable than before. I take back the hill, you can offer no resistance.
My hill!
My hill!
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish
« on: April 03, 2020, 06:26:14 PM »
Your facial hair grows without itching, but its growing speed increases to 25mph.
I wish that squirrel wasn't looking at me with those judgy eyes.
I wish that squirrel wasn't looking at me with those judgy eyes.
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Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza / Re: The Crowne Grippe (COVID-19 Thread)
« on: April 03, 2020, 10:00:58 AM »
Good news from Austria since yesterday, infection rates seem to descend (percentage wise) it seems the whole isolation program is working... Other countries, take note... 