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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish

« on: April 03, 2020, 09:58:26 AM »

You get a hug. The person is ill, you are now ill, you die.

I wish I had something better to do right now...

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill

« on: April 03, 2020, 09:56:40 AM »

I am annoyed now... But as Shakespeare has so wisely said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" No army is a match for me. I take the hill back all on my own.

My hill

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association

« on: April 01, 2020, 06:54:34 PM »

Dimple

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association

« on: April 01, 2020, 05:49:27 PM »

Scarlet

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish

« on: April 01, 2020, 05:47:59 PM »

You never again bite the inside of your cheek... you do however bite your tongue every time you close your mouth.

I wish Black Widow wasn't dead.

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

« on: April 01, 2020, 05:44:15 PM »

Because you are out of mirrors.

Why can the truth sound soo weird?

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill

« on: April 01, 2020, 05:39:42 PM »

I point out that magic is always the answer to everyone's problems, your doctors politely nod, get out of my way and let me do my magic stuff...

My hill.

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association

« on: March 30, 2020, 01:01:54 PM »

may

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill

« on: March 30, 2020, 01:00:59 PM »

With my sorcery magic, I create vaccine cannons, and immunise everyone. They are no longer afraid of the pandemic, break your lockdown and overthrow you. As the healer of all of society, I am hailed as Queen of the Hill.

My hill.

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

« on: March 30, 2020, 12:57:25 PM »

No thank you.

What kind of eel is a Neal?

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish

« on: March 30, 2020, 12:54:48 PM »

(So, basically I am Natasha Romanoff now... I see no downside to this... I am looking forward to kicking ass...)

You don't need sleep, you are a robot, you now also no longer have the capacity for emotions... When you try to start the robot apocalypse, Tony Stark shows up and decomissions you... You don't exist anymore...

I wish Hawkeye would text back...

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

« on: March 29, 2020, 11:30:09 PM »

(I am banned from archery ranges... I keep hitting on the archers...)

Oh dear, it already has, you just haven't noticed...

Why is it already past midnight?

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Word Association

« on: March 29, 2020, 11:27:17 PM »

Awkward

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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Spoil a wish

« on: March 29, 2020, 11:27:01 PM »

(You stop there right now, our President is awesome, and exactly the kind of calm, mellow, yet strict and fatherly figure this country needs right now! And I would be happy talking to him right now, or any other time, even though he was definitely not the someone I meant.)

You have a bottle of gin in your cupboard. It is empty.

I wish I was better at not missing people...

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Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza / Re: The Crowne Grippe (COVID-19 Thread)

« on: March 29, 2020, 11:18:57 PM »

No, it can't get any worse, I miss my friend!!! I'm not allowed to go outside, and I'm stuck and alone...

And also, I'll say it again, the UK reacted waaaaaaaay too late! I know it sucks, this whole thing sucks, but they should have reacted much sooner... Like, people are mad at Tyrol, because a skiing resort only closed down like 3 weeks ago... the UK is only starting to do things now... US is still barely doing armadillo... Like, what the portugal people, what gives?